Spying on Ronaldo as a Pet in GTA!

Añadido: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]Guys, today I will be spying on Ronaldo as a pet in GTA. Like look, I am literally a dog right now. And you can see Ronaldo's right over there and he's like training for something. Uh I wonder what he gets up to in his free time because if you guys remember about a month ago, I made a video where I spied on I show speed and he got up to some pretty weird stuff. There's literally security right there and he's kind of just doing >> When did you get a dog? Is this your dog?

[00:00:22]>> Uh oh my god. Why did I bark? Why did I bark?

[00:00:25]>> You just barked. Um um >> I guess you can stay with us. Sure. As long as you don't hurt him.

[00:00:31]>> Okay. Okay. Uh so far it's actually working. So I should be able to walk around Ronaldo's house. Like I mean what do you guys think Ronaldo has in here?

[00:00:37]Like do you think he has like money or maybe I don't know. Maybe he has like some really expensive soccer balls. I don't even know. Like what what does a billionaire like Ronaldo even have? Cuz I'm pretty sure he's a billionaire.

[00:00:46]Okay, let's see. Like what is in here?

[00:00:49]Is this Ronaldo's bedroom? Nah. Okay, hang on. Uh let's come up here. And I mean, I'm a dog, so uh let me just What am I doing? I'm a grown man. WHY AM I SNIFFING Ronaldo's bed? Okay, I'm actually being weird. Um I want to see like he he has to have like money or cars or like gold bars or something, bro. Okay, like what does he have all the way down here? Like there's a ton of stairs. Like what is Ronaldo hiding all the way in the basement? OH MY GOSH. YO, IS THAT A FERRARI? OH, there's a security guard though. Um you know, we're just a dog. We're just running around, you know? We're licking our butt. We're just doing all sorts of things. Is she going to bark? Why am I barking? I don't sound like a dog. Okay, it's Oh, yo, look at this Bugatti. Wait, is this custom football club? Okay, this was definitely gifted to him when he switched teams. He has a Lambo, a >> stupid dog. You're not supposed to be down here.

[00:01:40]>> Okay, >> go back upstairs.

[00:01:42]>> Okay, I'll go outside.

[00:01:43]>> Don't touch these cars. They are off limits.

[00:01:46]>> Uh, I guess we're not going to be driving those today. A so we're going to have to find a way though because I'm going to try to rob Ronaldo while also seeing what he does. Like I don't know like what do you guys think Ronaldo gets up to? Cuz I feel like he probably does some sus stuff. I'm not going to lie.

[00:01:58]Okay. I want to find Ronaldo again. Like what?

[00:02:01]>> Oh my god. Why is Coro so loud?

[00:02:02]>> I got that secret meeting in about 5 minutes. You ready?

[00:02:04]>> Meeting?

[00:02:04]>> Yeah. Don't let anyone know about it.

[00:02:06]>> Yes, sir.

[00:02:07]>> Secret meeting. What kind of secret?

[00:02:08]What is he up to? Who's he meeting with?

[00:02:10]Okay. You know what? I don't care.

[00:02:11]>> What do you want, stupid dog?

[00:02:13]>> Oh my god.

[00:02:13]>> Leave us alone.

[00:02:14]>> Why do I keep doing that? Why is Carl here? Uh, why is my little brother working for Ronaldo as security? And what sort of secret meeting do they have going on? Um, honestly though, since I'm a dog, I could probably just like listen in on the conversation. Um, but I also want to look around the house a little bit more cuz I feel like Ronaldo is hiding some money somewhere. And I may be a dog, but my pockets are feeling a little bit empty. They're going to go in that meeting room. Uh, what is this?

[00:02:38]It's like a secret door, but it's kind of obvious. I'm not going to lie. Uh, hey yo, wait. Why is there a chair in here? Yo, what is he doing, bro? Okay.

[00:02:48]Uh, there is a ton of gold, though.

[00:02:50]Like, I I definitely can't have all of this, but I will definitely be taking some of this. You know, this is an easy lick. I'm just going to grab some of this. Oh, get it. Like, lick. Like, what am I, bro? I got to lock in. I got to lock in. Okay, I sold like a million dollars worth of gold, bro. Is he in there in his meeting? Okay, Ronaldo's like over Who's this?

[00:03:06]>> Is this your dog?

[00:03:07]>> Who is this?

[00:03:08]>> Ronald, you in here? Hey, are you ready?

[00:03:09]We got to move that gold to the secret new vault.

[00:03:12]>> Oh, yeah, for sure. We're going to move that right now. Right now.

[00:03:14]>> Yeah, sir. I got that truck out back for you, man. Move, please.

[00:03:18]>> Okay. I don't know who this really scary guy is, but if they're in the middle of their meeting, this actually might be the perfect time for me to go over here and steal one of his cars. Uh because, you know, now I want to see what he's doing in his secret gold vault. Okay, there's a new security guard down here though, so I'm going to have to like take him out. Can I attack him? Like, is that going to is this going to work? I have no idea. We're going to try it, THOUGH.

[00:03:39]OH. OH. YO, OKAY. definitely worked. Yo, I'm lowkey a demon. I'm not going to lie. We should be able to hop in the Ferrari. Okay, let's hop in here and boom. Yo, this is crazy. It's literally got the Portugal colors and like everything. Like, look at this. This is actually sick. Okay.

[00:04:00]And honestly, before anybody realizes that I took the car, I need to leave like right now. I need to get out of here because I'm not really trying to deal with the security.

[00:04:08]>> I found him.

[00:04:09]>> What? Uh, why is Carl in a Ferrari?

[00:04:12]>> Pull it over. You know what? I I could pull over. I kind of want to run though.

[00:04:15]I'm not going to lie. But guys, I'm coming up on 1 million subscribers.

[00:04:19]>> Yay. I said pulling over.

[00:04:20]>> Oh my gosh. He's literally screaming right now. A dude has got to take a chill pill. I'm not going to lie. But guys, if you haven't subscribed already, I mean, like, what are you doing? Like, literally, what are you doing? I'm coming up on a mill. You better hit subscribe. I'm I'm going to Ow. Yo.

[00:04:33]>> Oh my god. Why would you break check me?

[00:04:36]>> Okay. Uh, he's scratching Ronaldo's cars. I mean, my goat, you know, the king. Uh, CR7 would not be too pleased about that. Ah, bro, this is going to be a problem. I don't think he's realized that I'm a dog yet either. Uh, cuz he definitely would have said something.

[00:04:49]Um, oh my god, he crashed. Oh, he's such a bad driver. Uh, what if I turn like right down here? I have an idea. We come like this. We should be able to like hop up on these steps. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh, there's another car.

[00:05:02]>> Oh my god. He can't He can't even get up here.

[00:05:04]>> Someone hit me.

[00:05:05]>> We're going to come all the way back. Oh yeah. He doesn't know it's me yet. He doesn't know it's me. Wait, this is actually a perfect opportunity. Hang on.

[00:05:10]If I can get far away, like if I just get to a spot where they won't see me, I'm going to switch seats and they're just going to think that I got out on foot and then just left the dog in the car. Like, watch this. Boom. Switch seats.

[00:05:18]>> He's pulled over. He probably broke his engine. Stupid driver. Get out of the car.

[00:05:23]>> Look, I'm literally in the passenger seat. Like, >> where is he?

[00:05:26]>> I just look like the dog.

[00:05:28]>> WAIT, THERE'S A DOG. HE TRIED TO STEAL RONALDO'S DOG. ARE YOU OKAY, PUPPY? Get in my passenger seat. Come here, puppy.

[00:05:37]>> Don't bite me. I'm here to save you. Oh.

[00:05:39]Oh. Okay. You know, I can't get in the car cuz he's going to drive away. I'm going to just run away. I'm going to run away. They're going to hopefully leave the car here.

[00:05:44]>> Where are you going, DOG? COME BACK.

[00:05:46]>> OKAY. OH, he's got to lose him really quick.

[00:05:48]>> Please. You're going to get me in trouble.

[00:05:50]>> He's still chasing me.

[00:05:51]>> Where did he go?

[00:05:52]>> He's blind. Yo, was he actually blind and stupid? Oh my god. I had behind my homeless guy.

[00:05:56]>> I didn't mean to shoot.

[00:05:57]>> Oh my god, everybody's freaking out.

[00:05:58]Okay.

[00:06:01]>> Okay. Uh, this plane's actually working out absolutely immaculately.

[00:06:05]>> Can you call that tow truck? Please, we got to get that back to where they're going to tow it. I cannot let them tow it. Get out of here.

[00:06:10]>> Okay. Uh, what if they're leaving? This is actually perfect. Oh my god, they're leaving the car. Oh, they're actually stupid. They're stupid. They didn't realize that it was the dog that stole it. So, boom. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we have the Ferrari.

[00:06:22]Absolutely. And honestly, it's not even that damaged. Like, I feel like normally I bust up the cars way worse than this.

[00:06:27]I cannot believe that worked. Yo, is that a >> security loaded up? Let's get out to that secret vault.

[00:06:34]>> Secret vault. What is happening? I'm just going to hop in the truck. I don't really know what's going on. Um, let's get in the back. Oh my god. Hopefully they don't notice. Yo, there's like a ton of gold back here. Okay, I guess we're going to a secret gold vault. Yo, what did I say? I knew Ronaldo was up to some crazy stuff. Like, bro, uh, this is not normal. But maybe he is just that rich. I'm not going to lie. Isn't he like a trillionaire?

[00:06:57]>> Ronaldo, we're almost here. And trust me, this place is secure. Nobody's getting in but you.

[00:07:04]>> I like the sound of that.

[00:07:05]Why did I bark?

[00:07:06]>> What is your dog in here?

[00:07:08]>> What do you mean? I just heard him bark.

[00:07:10]>> Yo, that was me. Where are we right now?

[00:07:13]Secret bunker.

[00:07:15]>> Sorry.

[00:07:15]>> Um, yo, what is happening?

[00:07:18]>> All right. You're going to help me unload this truck or I GOT TO DO IT MYSELF.

[00:07:21]>> OH my gosh. This is like a quadrillion dollars worth of gold. Ow. Okay. How am I going to steal this? Because I'm not going to lie, I am not walking away without, you know, almost every single dollar. Oh yeah, there's your dog. I knew I heard it.

[00:07:36]>> All right. All right.

[00:07:37]>> And smelled it.

[00:07:38]>> Uh >> ow. RONALDO, GET YOUR DOG UNDER CONTROL.

[00:07:43]>> OKAY, I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO BE able to rob the full thing while everyone's here because since I'm a dog, I don't exactly have the fingers to pull the trigger. So, I'm going to have to bite everyone. And I don't really want to bite Ronaldo. Like, he's kind of the goat. Let me know in the comments who do you think the goat is. Ronaldo, we're messy.

[00:07:57]>> All right, that should BE ALL OF IT. WE GOT ABOUT $5 TRILLION UP AT THIS POINT.

[00:08:01]>> TRILLION DOLLARS. Just get back in the truck.

[00:08:04]>> Okay, I guess we're getting back in the truck. I definitely have to come back here. Where is this? Yo, we are in the middle of nowhere right now.

[00:08:10]>> If your DOG POOPS IN MY TRUNK, I KNOW WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR GOLD.

[00:08:14]>> Oh my god. Definitely won't be doing that. But you low key, this could be the craziest leg of all time. Like, I just have to find a way to come back here and rob it uh without them, you know, shooting me. We made it all back to the house. Uh, >> Ronaldo, I'm sorry about the stolen car, but I'll make sure it doesn't ever happen again. Please don't fire me.

[00:08:34]>> Yeah, you're lucky I don't fire you. Oh, yo, Loki.

[00:08:36]>> All right. Thanks, man.

[00:08:38]>> I feel like I'm going to get Carl fired from his job. I don't even really care.

[00:08:40]I mean, he's kind of my dog.

[00:08:43]>> SHUT UP. GO AWAY.

[00:08:44]>> YEAH, I'M going to bite him.

[00:08:49]>> Freak. Stop.

[00:08:53]HE'S EATING MY STOMACH. I HATE YOU, stupid dog.

[00:08:57]>> What is wrong with him? Why does he hate dogs so much? This guy's pretty chill.

[00:09:01]I'll let him be. All right. Honestly, let's go up the stairs. I want to see like, could I find the keys to another car? Is that Lambo and that Bugatti are looking pretty tasty. Not tasty, I don't know. I'm not going to eat them. I just want to steal them. Uh. Ooh. Okay, we got an office in here. I bet all this stuff's super expensive. Like, wait, is that Ronaldo? Is that a statue of of him? I don't know. Uh, let me let me check the desk. There's got to be like keys in here somewhere. Okay, right here is a Lamborghini key. Uh, I mean, he only has one Lambo. Kind of poor. Only one Lambo. No, I'm just kidding.

[00:09:32]Obviously. Oh, >> listen, dog.

[00:09:35]>> We got off on the wrong foot, but you live with my boss, so I respect you.

[00:09:42]>> STOP IT. I'M TELLING YOU, I'M SORRY.

[00:09:46]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:09:48]>> I'm just trolling Carl at this point.

[00:09:49]Uh, but guys, remember we cannot get caught because if anybody realizes that we aren't a real dog, not only will I go to the animal shelter, I will probably go to doggy heaven because uh they're probably just going to kill me. I do want to steal this Lamborghini though because I've always wanted a red Lambo.

[00:10:04]And oh my god, Carl's in here. He's limping. Where did that guy come from?

[00:10:08]Yo, I'm tripping. This is definitely the end goal. If I could steal this and rob all of his gold, I mean, bro, I'll never have to work a job a day in my life, honestly. Like Oh my god. Okay, I'm scaring him off.

[00:10:20]That actually worked. Okay, cool. Now we can unlock the car. Boom. We can hop in it. It's a little bit high. I mean, I'm I'm a dog, so I'm not super tall. And here we go. Now we can drive off in our new red Lamborghini. Okay, Carl's going to go that way. I'm definitely going this way. Um, also, who gave Carl a police Ferrari? That was a terrible idea. Oh my god.

[00:10:44]>> Hey, Ronaldo, is that YOU IN THERE? HEY.

[00:10:46]>> OH MY GOD. WHY IS yelling seats? I'm in the passenger seat. Like, look at me.

[00:10:51]I'm just chilling in the passenger seat.

[00:10:52]>> Can I get back up to my location, please?

[00:10:54]>> Look at that, bro. I was just chilling.

[00:10:56]>> Just the dog in here once again. And no driver. I don't know what you're doing, but you're trying to ruin my life.

[00:11:02]>> Really? I'm trying to ruin Ow.

[00:11:04]>> I'm calling a tow truck. I'm calling a tow truck. We're getting this car back.

[00:11:08]And I'm not leaving until a tow truck gets here.

[00:11:10]>> Oh, no. Okay. He's not leaving until a tow truck gets here. I mean, fine.

[00:11:14]>> Okay. I'm going to shoot the dog. I'm going to show him. SHOOT HIM. GET OFF ME.

[00:11:17]>> OKAY, he's going to shoot me. Get in the car. Get in the car. Don't get shot.

[00:11:20]Don't get shot. Get in. Oh my gosh.

[00:11:23]Dodge the bullets. Oh my god, I'm getting shot right now. They're shooting me. They're shooting a dog. Like, what is wrong with them? They're literally evil people. Who shoots dogs, bro? Dogs are amazing. Okay, I'm starting to think they they might know I'm not a real dog because I'm literally running from them in a police chase right now. My dog has definitely never done that. Has your guys' dog ever run from the car?

[00:11:42]>> You're trying to mess with me. Okay, he's going to go that way and I'm just going to go this way. What an idiot. Oh my Oh gosh. Oh, this car is really hard to drive. Okay, I knew red Lambo a little bit busted. But honestly, if I just come in here on the tennis courts, I mean, bro, who's going to look here for a Lamborghini?

[00:12:00]>> Somewhere over here.

[00:12:00]>> My god, look at them. He's driving, but he does not know that I'm here. Uh, so I'm going to lock this up. Uh, that was way too close to being spotted. Oh my god. Look, it's literally right over there. What an idiot. Boom. That is our second car stolen. And this car is worth a ton of money. So, honestly, I don't know how much money I've stolen so far, but we still have one more car left to steal along with about $5 trillion in gold.

[00:12:25]>> Ronaldo, your dog is not a real dog.

[00:12:27]He's the one that's been stealing the car.

[00:12:29]>> That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[00:12:30]>> No, I'm telling you it's real. I just saw the dog steal your car.

[00:12:34]>> How about How about you shut up? You said you're going to get fired.

[00:12:38]>> He's biting me. Stop him. You said I'm going to get fired.

[00:12:40]>> Oh my god. Okay, Ronaldo doesn't believe him because I mean, who would believe him? Like, I'm a dog. How would I be stealing cars? Who's a good boy? Me.

[00:12:49]Okay, I didn't say that again, but uh Okay, it's honestly working. Okay, so honestly, I want to steal this Bugatti.

[00:12:55]>> Careful because he'll bite.

[00:12:58]>> Hang on. I have an idea. I'm going to get downstairs real quick. Hang on. I'm going to call Carl. I'm calling Carl.

[00:13:03]Okay.

[00:13:03]>> What do you want, Waffl?

[00:13:05]>> Hey, >> wait. I Okay. Are you serious? I KNEW THE DOG WASN'T REAL. I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW. COME DOWNSTAIRS, CARL. Come downstairs.

[00:13:12]>> I'm going to shoot you.

[00:13:13]>> No, I'm still You see this car, bro? I'm stealing this car.

[00:13:15]>> Don't touch that.

[00:13:16]>> I'm still I'm literally >> Carl Roof.

[00:13:19]>> Shoot him.

[00:13:20]>> Roof. Roof.

[00:13:21]>> Why is this HOUSE SO BIG?

[00:13:23]>> YO, I hear him running down the stairs, bro. I can hear his big fat footsteps.

[00:13:26]Look, look at him.

[00:13:28]>> Got you. Don't move. Waffles.

[00:13:30]>> Carl, listen, bro. Listen.

[00:13:32]>> What the heck?

[00:13:33]>> Ronaldo will never believe you guys. Um because I'm a dog. Look at Look how cute I am. I'm literally so cute. Look at me.

[00:13:40]Please.

[00:13:40]>> Okay. Well, then I'm going to steal a car before you do.

[00:13:43]>> He's stealing the car. Shoot him. He's trying to steal the car from >> Okay. He just shot Carl. I mean, Carl did say he was trying to steal the car.

[00:13:51]Um I just got to take out the security guard.

[00:13:54]>> Yep. Nice one. Nice one. Now he's going to attack you and he's going to get the Bugatti and it's no problem.

[00:13:58]>> Yeah. Does one of you have keys? Let me see. Carl, do you have You probably have keys.

[00:14:02]>> I have a lock back, but no keys.

[00:14:04]>> Nope. You definitely have keys. I mean, I can literally see them. It says Bugatti in your in your pocket. Uh, vehicle unlocked. Yo, you put a hole in the Bugatti. What is wrong with you, you idiots?

[00:14:13]>> Don't take it.

[00:14:13]>> Yo, Carl, sorry that you lost your job, but uh you're kind of a chud, so I don't really >> OH, I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE FAT AND STUPID. OKAY, SORRY. NO, PLEASE. I'm sorry. I was just joking. I was just joking, dude.

[00:14:23]>> Ronaldo. Carl stole your car. Oh, he's calling me. We stole the coffee. Hello.

[00:14:28]>> Please. I'll do anything. Just give me the car back.

[00:14:30]>> What do you mean, bro? I'm literally driving. Like, look.

[00:14:32]>> What do you want? I'll do anything. I'll get fired if I can't.

[00:14:35]>> Okay. Uh, give me the key pass to the gold vault.

[00:14:39]>> 4125.

[00:14:40]>> Okay. Thank you. I'll see you later.

[00:14:42]>> And I can get the car back.

[00:14:43]>> NO.

[00:14:46]>> OKAY, now we got to go to the gold vault before he tells the security guards. Uh, oh, just don't crash because Oh, no. Oh, I'm really sorry. This car should have just enough space to fit like a few billion dollars worth of gold in it. Uh, as long as we get there before the cops do. Hey guys, I made it to the vault.

[00:15:02]And honestly, you can't really see inside the car very well. So, I'm hoping that since I'm in Ronaldo's car, I can just say I'm Ronaldo and I'm here to like get the gold. Like, this should actually work pretty well.

[00:15:13]>> Hey.

[00:15:13]>> Hey. Uh, >> I can't see because your windows are so tinted.

[00:15:18]>> Yeah. Well, listen. It's me, Ronaldo.

[00:15:21]Cristiano Ronaldo CR7. I'm just here to uh check on my gold storage. Am I going to go in?

[00:15:25]>> Yes, you may. Good to see you, Ronaldo.

[00:15:28]>> Yep. Yep. I know you're a fan. Thank you very much. Um, okay. That actually worked really well. There's another gate here. Oh my god, they're just opening it up. Another guard. Going to go on in.

[00:15:37]Uh, and as long as they don't see that I'm the dog, I should be good. Him in here. And boom. Look, bro. Uh, now the door is closed. And we have got to steal as much of this gold as can fit in the Bugatti. I don't know how much money this is going to be worth. Uh, probably literally like tons and tons and tons of gold. I just got to do this really quick. Okay, that should be all of it. I mean, bro, that's probably I don't know how much this is. Probably like $3 billion. Oh, we just got to get out of here. Okay, this car is a lot slower now. that is filled up with billions of dollars in gold. All right, we're just going to drive out because you know we're Ronaldo and like literally >> that's not him. Don't let him leave.

[00:16:10]IT'S NOT RONALDO. I'M IN FIRE.

[00:16:12]>> OH MY GOD. SORRY, CARL. I got to go. Yo.

[00:16:15]Okay. Uh luckily for me, uh we got the gold before Carl showed up and warned them. I don't know why he didn't just call them on his phone. He ran all the way here. But bro, we got the gold. We got the cars. And honestly, I kind of knew Ronaldo was up to some sus stuff.

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