The Dictator (2012)｜A Man Trapped Mid-Air – Must Lose Weight to Survive

Added: 2026-06-03

[00:00:00]If you lose enough weight, THEN THE ZIPLINE WILL WORK. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN YOUR POCKETS?

[00:00:03]>> UH, let me check. What? What is that?

[00:00:07]>> It's Vit Cocoa water.

[00:00:09]>> Why do you have Vit Cocoa water? Because it has as much potassium as three bananas. Is there anything else in your pocket that could be weighing you down?

[00:00:15]>> Oh, YOU'RE KIDDING. SO THEN WHY DID YOU BRING THREE BANANAS? BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST THE ADVERTISING. I'M NOT REALLY SUSPICIOUS. Is there anything else you're carrying? You're still too heavy.

[00:00:24]Just >> What is that? A brick? Uh, >> all this time YOU WEAR A BRICK. WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT? WHAT? TO BALANCE OUT THE WEIGHT FROM THE OTHER ONE.

[00:00:30]>> CUT THEM DOWN IMMEDIATELY.

[00:00:35]>> Oh my god, THERE'S A LITTLE GOAT EATING THE WIRE.

[00:00:38]>> YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT IMMEDIATELY.

[00:00:40]>> My pockets are empty. I could pull.

[00:00:42]>> That won't be enough to make a difference.

[00:00:44]>> Losing power has stopped me up like a cork. Hurry. Come on, Supreme Leader.

[00:00:48]Make it rain. MAKE IT RAIN. IT'S OUT.

[00:00:51]YES. AND IT'S POINTY.

[00:00:53]>> Somebody stop that man.