HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Season 1 Episodes 3 & 4 REACTION | FIRST TIME WATCH! | A Song of Ice & Fire

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[00:00:00]Nothing to see here. Nothing to see here. Everything's fine. Everything's good. Um I felt bad for a second that I that I pranked Sam again, but now I don't. Um >> actually, you know what?

[00:00:11]>> All right, welcome back everybody. So, we're still like we're thick into the game Game of Thrones. Uh she I don't know if we've found a bigger fan than Sam. She loves Game of Thrones >> and now you're loving House of the Dragon.

[00:00:23]>> Yeah. So good.

[00:00:24]>> So, we are now we're going to get into it. We're in season. Now, what I did find out afterwards, season 1 is actually 10 episodes.

[00:00:31]>> Oh, >> season two is is eight episodes.

[00:00:33]>> Okay.

[00:00:34]>> So, we're going to watch season 1, episode 3 and four right now. So, let's get into it. Make sure you click like, comment, subscribe. This is the first time she's ever watched it. Um, season 3 is coming up in June. I've obviously never seen season 3 before. Sam and I will be watching those together uh for the first time, so it's going to be a lot of fun. So, thank you again.

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[00:02:37]Like I said, can we talk about Jon Snow being at the Knicks game?

[00:02:40]>> Oh, he was at the next game. Here, take this.

[00:02:42]>> Yeah, center.

[00:02:43]>> I gave you that picture.

[00:02:44]>> I would have bent the knee.

[00:02:46]>> Did you see the interview afterwards, too? Oh, yeah. I sent that to you, too, right?

[00:02:49]>> With um Carl Anthony Towns.

[00:02:51]>> Yep. And you can tell he was like he was fanboying out.

[00:02:54]>> Yep.

[00:02:55]>> So, I read So, I read the Jon Snow series was announced in 2022 and canceled in 2024. Not canceled, but he just said it's not going to happen. And then the new report is that is Arya Stark one that they're working on that Jon Snow could be in.

[00:03:08]>> Wow.

[00:03:09]>> But but there's no confirmation on it yet.

[00:03:18]>> I love that they kept the music.

[00:03:19]>> I love it too.

[00:03:23]>> I just keep on thinking about before.

[00:03:26]>> Look at that. That's crazy. Look at that.

[00:03:39]A lot of [ __ ] was going down in that last episode.

[00:03:44]>> Get back to it.

[00:03:45]>> Rene is your favorite, right?

[00:03:46]>> Yes.

[00:03:46]>> Yeah.

[00:03:47]>> Yeah, that's right. She's all pissed off cuz her dad's >> I was a little bit rumored between her and her dad.

[00:03:52]>> All right. Her dad's slapping ass right now.

[00:03:55]>> The best friend's ass.

[00:03:56]>> I know. So yuck.

[00:04:00][ __ ] It's always [ __ ] going down, man. Can't just be peaceful. Oh, this creepy [ __ ] >> man.

[00:04:09]>> The sea snake WILL HAVE YOUR FUCKSY [ __ ] HEAD.

[00:04:13]>> NO, NO, NO. PLEASE.

[00:04:17]>> OH, that feels terrible.

[00:04:19]>> [ __ ] your mother and bastard father.

[00:04:23]>> Oh, no.

[00:04:25]>> This [ __ ] is really messed up. Oh. Oh my god. I'm not going to lie to you. It makes me hungry for seafood, though.

[00:04:33]>> This guy's picking at his face. A little crab.

[00:04:36]>> This guy's creepy as hell.

[00:04:37]>> Like like uh >> Jason.

[00:04:40]>> Yeah. Oh [ __ ] >> Who is that? Oh, Damon.

[00:04:49]>> Yep.

[00:04:53]>> Yeah. Remember they made that deal? He said to come in and Oh, wow. Lighting it up. That reminds me when Daenerys came in. Yep.

[00:04:59]>> Yeah, my prince.

[00:05:01]>> He said, "Yeah, my prince."

[00:05:03]>> Oh, he didn't give a [ __ ] about that guy.

[00:05:10]>> Didn't he just say save me?

[00:05:12]>> Yep.

[00:05:14]>> Oh, wow.

[00:05:15]>> Squash that guy like a grape.

[00:05:17]>> Hell yeah. He didn't know it was coming though.

[00:05:24]>> That's nuts. Frying fools.

[00:05:26]>> Yep. Where's that Jason looking [ __ ] >> Where are you?

[00:05:32]>> Yeah, there he is.

[00:05:33]>> Come out and face me, Dr. O.

[00:05:36]>> What did he say? His name is Grey.

[00:05:38]>> Jr. Yeah.

[00:05:40]>> Where are you? I'm going to feed you to your own breath.

[00:05:44]>> Gh, he's Oh [ __ ] Oh, what are you going to do to that dragon? Uh, nothing. This >> dragon looks so strong.

[00:05:54]>> Yep.

[00:05:58]Oh.

[00:05:59]>> Oh.

[00:06:01]Oh.

[00:06:06]>> A lot of arrows coming.

[00:06:07]>> Yep. From everywhere.

[00:06:08]>> [ __ ] >> Wow.

[00:06:13]>> That's a start.

[00:06:14]>> Damn.

[00:06:14]>> He has your hair. Your grace.

[00:06:17]>> Has your eyes your >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Yes, he does.

[00:06:20]>> A baby.

[00:06:21]>> And you have my nose, don't you?

[00:06:23]>> Two years old. Well, I'm already our boy has a kingly presence.

[00:06:26]>> 2 years it's been >> Wow.

[00:06:28]>> It is Egen's second name day. His infancy is behind him. It only remains for Viseras to name him heir to the throne.

[00:06:34]>> I wouldn't be so sure.

[00:06:36]>> Oh, yeah. Still has an air.

[00:06:37]>> He's the king's firstborn son.

[00:06:38]>> I don't know that his grace sees it so clearly.

[00:06:41]>> Then it lies with you to make him see it. Lord Hand >> still not not taking it away from >> I bring urgent news from the Stepstones.

[00:06:50]The crab feeder has dug in for siege on blood stone while his men sabotage our fleet under the cover of dark.

[00:06:55]>> Oh [ __ ] the matter of the stepstones is regrettably urgent.

[00:06:59]>> It's been 3 years. It can wait another 3 days.

[00:07:02]>> Oh wow.

[00:07:04]>> Come eat.

[00:07:05]>> Oh, she's pregnant again.

[00:07:07]>> Yep. Told you. Slap an ass.

[00:07:09]>> Lord Jason expects us in the king'swood before midday.

[00:07:12]>> Have you seen Rene?

[00:07:13]>> I have not. Your grace.

[00:07:14]>> Where's Rea? Sheet.

[00:07:16]>> She's press pissed off.

[00:07:17]>> Where's Rene? Cannot be sure of present your grace. The Valarian forces have suffered heavy attrition. Your grace, >> he wants his daughter. Where's his daughter?

[00:07:25]>> Yeah, she Yes. If the crown were ever to intervene, >> Thailand.

[00:07:30]>> Now is the time.

[00:07:30]>> Damon and the sea snake started their war without his graces. Leave >> two years ago.

[00:07:36]>> Can someone tell me where in the seven hells Rene might be?

[00:07:45]>> She does not care about this [ __ ] >> No. Perhaps the princess might like to hear something else.

[00:07:49]>> She would not play it again.

[00:07:51]>> I've been there before.

[00:07:52]>> That's the tree.

[00:07:53]>> Yeah.

[00:07:54]>> She fled with her ships and her people.

[00:07:59]>> Your stepmother's coming >> and your friend.

[00:08:01]>> Yeah. Step friend.

[00:08:03]>> Your grace.

[00:08:04]>> Did I say to stop from the beginning?

[00:08:06]>> You may go, Samuel. You are to stay by order of the princess.

[00:08:10]>> Poor guy.

[00:08:11]>> The queen commands you to leave the gods at once. God power. He doesn't know what to do.

[00:08:15]>> Princess.

[00:08:18]Queen outranks princess.

[00:08:20]>> The king wishes for you to join us. Is it the king's command? Yes, but then wants your grace. But it needn't be.

[00:08:27]>> She's not happy.

[00:08:28]>> None of it needs be this way. In truth, Reneer.

[00:08:31]>> Yeah. Well, you made your move, though.

[00:08:32]>> Yeah, >> you should. I mean, should she should have talked to her.

[00:08:35]>> She should have.

[00:08:35]>> Yeah.

[00:08:36]>> It's not so bad. The days are long, but Agon came quickly and without fuss.

[00:08:41]>> Agon.

[00:08:43]>> That's crazy.

[00:08:44]>> I know. You should ride out with me today. I'm >> not sure why I must.

[00:08:48]>> Because you are my daughter and you have duties. As >> I am ceaselessly reminded.

[00:08:53]>> You would need to be reminded if you ever attended too long.

[00:08:57]>> No one's here for me. She's >> starting to get bitter.

[00:08:59]>> Yep.

[00:09:02]>> That's just a messed up situation, man.

[00:09:04]Like so like terrible.

[00:09:06]>> Gives her the air, but yet they have a kid with her best friend.

[00:09:10]>> Yeah. Like >> so not only did she marry her pops, she also took away potentially her claim to the throne. However, her dad hasn't made a decision.

[00:09:18]>> No, >> they want him to.

[00:09:19]>> Yeah, but he still she's still the heir.

[00:09:22]>> Yeah.

[00:09:22]>> Yeah. He hasn't changed that.

[00:09:23]>> No, he hasn't changed that. But they want him to.

[00:09:25]>> Well, because they don't want a girl, >> right?

[00:09:30]>> It's the Lannisters. That's nuts.

[00:09:32]>> Hail Edward the Conqueror. Second is his name on his second name.

[00:09:37]>> That's crazy.

[00:09:38]>> Yeah. I didn't realize he was the second Aegon.

[00:09:40]>> He's the second >> second Aegon. Aegon the Conqueror was the >> the first.

[00:09:43]>> Yeah. He was the He was the one who started the whole Tigarian thing. He's the one that doing the movie about >> you. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:09:55]>> Yo, what's up, [ __ ] I'm here.

[00:10:02]Give me a drink, [ __ ] Drink the [ __ ] air.

[00:10:10]So, I'm just trying to like piece things together. The Aegon, right?

[00:10:14]>> The initial one. Agon the Conqueror, >> right? But Aegon, the one that was in the Night's Watch.

[00:10:18]>> Oh, that was that was a he was that was way after this. That was about 75 years after this. He not he not born yet. The the Meister.

[00:10:26]>> I feel the gods did not make me for hunting. Might I sit with you, my ladies?

[00:10:30]>> Of course. Laris Strong, the youngest son of our master of laws, Lord Viner, >> 200 years before. This is 200 175.

[00:10:36]>> Sorry.

[00:10:37]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know it's a lot.

[00:10:38]>> Damon made his choices. Lady Kira. The princess was more suited to the roy.

[00:10:42]>> He's made a mess and the king must put an end to it. Send fleets and men and clear out the triarchy for good.

[00:10:49]>> Why?

[00:10:52]>> You're my dog's better looking.

[00:10:54]>> Hell yeah.

[00:10:55]>> We've been dragged into it by your uncle in the sea snake. Now, have you served the late lady red wine? We're eating cake.

[00:11:02]>> That's right. Shut your ass. Oh. Oh.

[00:11:04]That's what they do.

[00:11:08]>> Yeah. See, she does. I mean, she's got a very royal thing about her.

[00:11:13]>> I want the princess. Was your own second name as grand as this?

[00:11:17]>> I honestly don't recall, and neither will Egan.

[00:11:20]>> Lord Jason Lannister.

[00:11:21]>> Gathered that from all the lions.

[00:11:23]>> I don't think we've been properly introduced. Look at this here.

[00:11:26]>> The twin serves on my father's council.

[00:11:29]>> Oh, they're twins. Okay.

[00:11:31]>> The finest honeyed wine you'll ever taste. Maiden Lannisport. Of course, the King's Wood. It's fine hunting ground, but the best sport is to be found at Castly Rock near my home.

[00:11:41]>> It is great watching this right after Game of Thrones.

[00:11:43]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:11:44]>> If one were to stand in the tower on a perfect day, one could see clear across the sunset sea.

[00:11:50]>> It must be quite something.

[00:11:51]>> I don't have a dragon pit, of course.

[00:11:53]>> Jeez, >> a little weird.

[00:11:55]>> Yeah.

[00:11:55]>> Why would you need a dragon pit?

[00:11:57]>> House dragons, of course. I do anything for my queen.

[00:12:00]>> Uh-oh. It's making moves. Oh man.

[00:12:02]>> Poor lady wife.

[00:12:03]>> Oh, >> what is going on?

[00:12:05]>> She's trying to court her ass.

[00:12:07]>> Thank you for the wine.

[00:12:10]>> Yeah, >> trying to partner up the Lannisters in the into the high position with Targaryenss.

[00:12:14]>> She going to go tell her father off.

[00:12:17]>> Think her father.

[00:12:18]>> He just dumped the wine on the floor.

[00:12:20]>> A prize to profer about to the great houses.

[00:12:22]>> You're of age, Mona. Jason Lannister is an excellent match.

[00:12:26]>> She's arrogant and so serious.

[00:12:28]>> Well, I thought you might have that in common.

[00:12:30]You've refused me at every turn.

[00:12:32]>> That is because I do not wish to GET MARRIED.

[00:12:34]>> EVEN I DO NOT EXIST ABOVE TRADITION AND DUTY. REA, >> EXCUSE ME, your grace.

[00:12:38]>> This is not the time.

[00:12:39]>> No, he's he's right to butt in there.

[00:12:41]Guys, it's like everybody's watching you.

[00:12:43]>> Yeah, you must marry.

[00:12:45]>> Yes. The royal huntsman has sent a report. Your grace has been a sighting of a white heart.

[00:12:51]>> The stag is the king of the king's wood, your grace. A regal portant for Prince Aegon's name.

[00:12:59]this guy. I mean, I do not envy his position, though.

[00:13:05]>> She'd rather be with him. I don't blame her.

[00:13:08]>> He's like, "Where you going?"

[00:13:09]>> Oh. Oh, man.

[00:13:11]>> She just want to be with anybody. She just wants to get the [ __ ] out of >> reach.

[00:13:18]>> She can ride. Look at all this [ __ ] >> Wow.

[00:13:23]>> She badass. [ __ ] flying on dragons, riding on horses.

[00:13:26]>> She's no joke. Nope.

[00:13:31]>> He caught up though.

[00:13:35]>> Oh, >> careful.

[00:13:37]>> Oh, nice. That was That was That was slick.

[00:13:39]>> Yeah, it was slick.

[00:13:42]>> Right in the water.

[00:13:43]>> I think he was worried about that, too.

[00:13:45]>> What happened back there?

[00:13:46]>> My father trying to sell me off to Jason Lannister. Was I named heir to the Iron Throne so that I might only further raise the standing of a lord of Castony Rock?

[00:13:56]>> Do you want me to kill him?

[00:13:59]>> We should return to Camp Princess.

[00:14:01]>> That would start a war.

[00:14:02]>> We should take him to Kingswood.

[00:14:04]>> Oh man.

[00:14:06]>> One day when your father named me to his king's guard, it was the highest honor any Cole had ever known. All that I have, I owe to you. Now, I'd hardly call that toothless princess.

[00:14:15]>> Yeah, >> those two, man. I already see this [ __ ] coming.

[00:14:23]>> Yep. You can those hounds that remind me of Ramsay's hounds.

[00:14:28]>> Yeah.

[00:14:30]>> Ramsay always chewed on his face.

[00:14:33]>> Before the dragon lord over Westeros.

[00:14:35]White heart was the symbol of royalty in these nights.

[00:14:38]>> I've never been one for signs of importance. Y.

[00:14:42]>> Yeah. He's he >> he said that he said that the white heart >> it was like the royal symbol before like >> before the dragons.

[00:14:51]This guy's stressed. Drinking like Tyrion.

[00:14:55]>> You grace.

[00:14:58]This guy's great. Looks like Dave Porto.

[00:15:02]>> It's quite a thing.

[00:15:07]>> I hope it might provide the killing stroke against your white heart. King of the King's Wood. It's as if the seven themselves have blessed this day.

[00:15:14]>> Thank you for your generosity.

[00:15:16]>> Now eat [ __ ] and get out of here.

[00:15:18]I would be honored to take the princess Rea.

[00:15:22]>> Oh god, he stopped me.

[00:15:24]>> Do you think that House Targaryen wants for strength?

[00:15:27]>> If someone offered you more dragons, would you not take them?

[00:15:30]>> Uh, good answer.

[00:15:31]>> Rea may take a place there by my side and feel herself well compensated for her loss in station.

[00:15:36]>> What loss of station?

[00:15:37]>> If you were to name young Aegon air, your grace, >> and when would I be doing that? Oh, I >> I had assumed as he is your firstborn son. Many of us had assumed.

[00:15:48]>> Many of us, you say.

[00:15:50]>> This is when I love him. I I >> I did not decide to name Renea Mayir on a whim. All the lords of the kingdom would do well to remember that. Wow.

[00:15:59]>> Yeah. See, that's when that's He's stepped up.

[00:16:01]>> Yeah.

[00:16:01]>> Thank you for the gift.

[00:16:07]>> You got to be careful.

[00:16:10]>> Wine.

[00:16:11]>> He's also shitfaced. Yep. I said he was drinking like Tyrion.

[00:16:15]>> Yep.

[00:16:18]>> Oh, and nobody can drink like Tyrion.

[00:16:21]>> You're not only Rene's father, you're the king. She'll do as you command.

[00:16:25]>> Yeah.

[00:16:26]>> It's not my wish to command her. I want her to be happy.

[00:16:30]>> Good pops.

[00:16:31]>> Not like you.

[00:16:32]>> Nope.

[00:16:32]>> As a pop.

[00:16:33]>> Yep. He's just trying to Yeah. He's like, "What does that mean?"

[00:16:35]>> There is another choice beyond Castelli Ron.

[00:16:38]>> Uh-uh. Who?

[00:16:39]>> Oh god. You might be more comfortable with one closer to home.

[00:16:43]>> Who do you have in mind?

[00:16:45]>> Prince Egon.

[00:16:46]>> What?

[00:16:47]>> Boy just turned two. Yes, but it would cease the endless proposals for his home and throw them. I came here to hunt.

[00:16:55]>> What?

[00:16:55]>> To be suffocated by all this [ __ ] polity king. Let us speak no more of it.

[00:17:01]>> What?

[00:17:01]>> He's like, "What the [ __ ] are you talking about?"

[00:17:03]>> I'm saying, "What the [ __ ] are you talking about?"

[00:17:08]>> Yo, is he insane? Yeah, that's Otto's all about just making >> He's like Little Finger, bro. I'm comparing every character.

[00:17:17]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:17:20]>> Yeah. See, everybody's just laughing.

[00:17:21]He's like, >> "Oh, this guy's drunk as >> Yeah.

[00:17:25]It's just It's just like, you know, the can't that burden who needs it?"

[00:17:31]>> Yeah. He's pissed off now.

[00:17:33]>> That's so weird what he proposed.

[00:17:36]>> Yeah. She's like, he's 2 years old. The [ __ ] are you talking about? And her brother.

[00:17:39]>> That's your brother.

[00:17:41]>> But then again, >> Targaryen weirdos. Yeah, but still.

[00:17:43]>> We've sent out riders rene.

[00:17:47]So, the hope is that they are together.

[00:17:48]>> They're together though, right? A >> truly great Targaryen king. I am powerless over my known daughter of seven and 10.

[00:17:56]>> King Jiharis ruled over half a century of peace while his children drove him to the edge of madness. His daughters in particular.

[00:18:03]>> This guy's great.

[00:18:03]>> It is tradition.

[00:18:05]>> This guy should be the hand of the king.

[00:18:06]>> Mhm. He seems to be more reasonable.

[00:18:08]Like, >> no worries. All >> do you wish to hear my opinion on the matter?

[00:18:12]>> Oh, let's see. Hopefully, he's better than the other [ __ ] guy.

[00:18:15]>> You believe that your son, Sahim Breakbones, the strongest knight in the seven kingdoms, is the best match for Rea?

[00:18:23]>> You flatter me, your grace, but no.

[00:18:25]>> Oh, >> it would seem to me the best match for Reneer is the son of the sea.

[00:18:30]>> Senor who?

[00:18:31]>> Some years ago, I counted you to take his sister to wife. My reasoning remains the same. Lenor is of pure Valyrian descent.

[00:18:39]>> Shares blood with your cousin, the princess release. And he is the heir to the wealthiest house in the realm.

[00:18:47]>> Oh god, what's going on? He's going to have a guy's going to have a heart attack.

[00:18:51]>> All this [ __ ] he's got going on.

[00:18:54]>> Oh, he like that. I mean, he was not mad at him. He was mad at everybody else.

[00:18:59]>> He thought that he was going to >> choose his own son and he didn't. He chose >> princess. I must make a final plea that we return to the camp.

[00:19:06]>> Rather prefer it here.

[00:19:08]>> His grace is certain to be worried by your absent.

[00:19:11]>> You should bring the guy who sings the song.

[00:19:12]>> His grace could worry himself to death if he said lies.

[00:19:18]>> [ __ ] was that?

[00:19:18]>> You hear a screaming?

[00:19:19]>> Yeah, a weird bird.

[00:19:21]>> Tell me something, Mr. Christian.

[00:19:22]>> What's it look like? Oh, what?

[00:19:24]>> Do you think the realm will ever accept me as their queen?

[00:19:28]>> I'll have no choice but to princess.

[00:19:30]>> Good answer.

[00:19:34]Uhoh.

[00:19:35]>> Oh boy, they found you.

[00:19:38]>> Uhoh. What goes there?

[00:19:41]>> [ __ ] >> I'm looking for some [ __ ] >> Nothing's good. And that's in the night.

[00:19:51]Nothing's good.

[00:19:54]>> Oh. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Damn. and Pumba.

[00:20:03]Oh no. Oh. Oh [ __ ] >> Oh my god.

[00:20:09]Oh. Oh.

[00:20:16]So much for that >> cartoon that had that >> Pumba. He said, "Oh, Pumba's still going." Oh, damn.

[00:20:23]Girl, I'm pissed off. You got him. And he got him.

[00:20:32]>> Damn, he got him, girl. Jeez.

[00:20:35]>> Damn, Gina.

[00:20:40]>> Pig picked the wrong day to come through there. Holy [ __ ] >> She was my only child, the realm's delight. I named her heart of love.

[00:20:51]>> Believe what? My love?

[00:20:55]>> You're struggling.

[00:20:56]>> Mhm. I sought that vision again, night after night, but it never came again. I poured all my thought and will into it.

[00:21:06]Session killed Rea's mother.

[00:21:10]>> I thought Reu was the way out of my abyss of grief and regret.

[00:21:15]>> Man, he's struggling bad.

[00:21:18]>> Oh man, he's got to put the cup down.

[00:21:28]or not.

[00:21:30]There you go. He listened.

[00:21:38]>> Yeah, it's deep.

[00:21:47]>> Oh [ __ ] >> What the hell?

[00:21:49]>> I got him. That's That's the That's the thing.

[00:21:51]>> May not be white nor Grace. He's a big lad.

[00:21:57]No, >> Grace.

[00:22:08]>> Things I just want to get the hell out of here.

[00:22:10]>> I don't want to see this [ __ ] man.

[00:22:22][ __ ] up.

[00:22:27]>> Those freaking hounds got sweaters on.

[00:22:29][ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] Ouch.

[00:22:43]>> I hate that so much.

[00:22:45]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:22:47]I don't think he loved it either.

[00:22:54]The hell are you clapping? I think >> I don't know. If I was the king, I'd change all the rules.

[00:22:59]>> Like, we're not doing this, guys. We're >> done with it.

[00:23:01]>> We're done.

[00:23:01]>> Let's just go get McDonald's.

[00:23:05]>> Your grace. Uh, if we don't do that, we can't have McDonald's.

[00:23:14]>> She's a mess.

[00:23:22]She's going to be punished when she gets home >> if she's lucky.

[00:23:29]>> There he is. That's the real one.

[00:23:30]>> That's the white one, right?

[00:23:31]>> Mhm.

[00:23:35]>> Oh [ __ ] One's like, I send my brother Bill out. Pretend he was me. Stupid Bill.

[00:23:42]>> She's like, "No, don't do it.

[00:23:44]>> Please don't. I can't.

[00:23:51]Peace out.

[00:23:56][ __ ] >> Oh man.

[00:24:01]>> Oh, they got that stupid pig. P that that pig. I mean, he he asked for it.

[00:24:06]>> Something wrong with him. Pissed off.

[00:24:08]Yeah, >> Timone left him upone left him all by himself.

[00:24:16]I love that movie.

[00:24:18]>> Yeah.

[00:24:25]>> Oh, look. She's walking around pink blood all over.

[00:24:28]>> Blood all over herself like marry me now.

[00:24:32]>> This is your future.

[00:24:33]>> How far my grandson?

[00:24:35]>> The ladies Lannister and Red Wine were quite taken with him.

[00:24:38]>> As they should be. He's the future of the realm.

[00:24:41]>> Not yet.

[00:24:44]Aegon, like his namesake, was born to rule the seven kingdoms. If Viseris were to name him heir, the realm would fate him for it.

[00:24:51]>> He's Does this not please you? No, >> it's you trying to manipulate.

[00:25:00]>> The road ahead is uncertain, but the end is clear. Aegon will be king. You must guide Viseris towards reason.

[00:25:07]>> Shut up, fool.

[00:25:09]>> I was hoping we might discuss something.

[00:25:11]Reneira, I do not think she enjoyed Jason Lannister's company.

[00:25:16]>> She must need to marry a high lord who will honor her, defend her, and serve her as king consort. Her wishes in this matter are irrelevant.

[00:25:24]>> But she must believe it is her choice to do so.

[00:25:27]>> Okay.

[00:25:27]>> Okay.

[00:25:28]>> This is a plea for aid. Then why not send it?

[00:25:32]>> Because it is a war started by two malcontents unhappy with decisions I made.

[00:25:37]>> Oh [ __ ] look at his fingers.

[00:25:38]>> Yeah. Then I pose a simpler question. Is it better for the realm if the crab feeder thrives? Right.

[00:25:44]>> Or is vanquished.

[00:25:46]Oh, >> she's right. Mhm. Uh >> I mean, look. Hey, she's stepping into the role.

[00:25:50]>> She didn't say anything wrong going in there. She defended her, too.

[00:25:54]>> Prince Damon yourself at once. Your grace.

[00:25:59]>> She's her friend.

[00:26:03]>> She should tell her father to go [ __ ] himself, too.

[00:26:08]Why must every effort on your behalf be resisted as if to the death?

[00:26:12]>> Because you mean to replace me, >> right? He didn't say that yet.

[00:26:17]>> The boy you always wanted. You have him in hand now. You have no further use for me. You might as well pedal me for what you can.

[00:26:26]>> But that's not what he's doing, though.

[00:26:28]>> He's doing the opposite.

[00:26:29]>> Yeah.

[00:26:30]>> Yeah.

[00:26:30]>> Yeah.

[00:26:31]>> Strengthen your own claim. Shore up your succession.

[00:26:35]Multiply as to your match. Make it yourself.

[00:26:38]>> Nice.

[00:26:39]>> Search him out.

[00:26:40]>> Okay.

[00:26:41]>> Find one that pleases you as I did.

[00:26:44]>> See?

[00:26:45]>> Yeah.

[00:26:52]>> But that was cuz Allison.

[00:26:54]>> Yeah. Yeah. She She told >> Yeah.

[00:26:59]>> She knew that her father wanted the opposite.

[00:27:01]>> She was her friend. I did waiver at one time, but I swear to you now on your mother's memory, you will not be supplanted.

[00:27:10]>> Oh, nice.

[00:27:11]>> She needed to hear that.

[00:27:12]>> Yeah, >> she did. I mean, her father's got her back.

[00:27:21]>> Yeah, >> that auto guy is going to be the problem. Yeah, everybody else can be the problem.

[00:27:38]>> It's a great scene.

[00:27:39]>> The crab feed has created a choke point here beyond these dunes. Archers hold their high positions. Foot soldiers hold the ground.

[00:27:46]>> Yeah, you guys decided to do this [ __ ] >> Mhm.

[00:27:49]>> Damon.

[00:27:50]>> Damon is why we are losing.

[00:27:52]>> He at least is fighting this war. What role have you played in?

[00:27:56]>> Oh, King's Landing will not support D.

[00:28:00]WHY SHOULD ANY OF US?

[00:28:02]>> Oh [ __ ] >> he's been through some [ __ ] too.

[00:28:10]>> I bring word from his grace, Viseris Targaryen, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm.

[00:28:18]It's a long low.

[00:28:19]>> Yeah.

[00:28:24]>> Speak full and tell them what the hell it said or what.

[00:28:37]>> It's a cool shot.

[00:28:41]Oh. Oh [ __ ] That's just stupid.

[00:28:46]That's just stupid.

[00:28:47]>> He's unhinged.

[00:28:53]>> Oh, that was that was dumb.

[00:28:55]>> That was so dumb.

[00:28:58]>> Hey, I'm going to help you. Sure. Let me beat the [ __ ] out of you guys.

[00:29:01]>> Though time and circumstance have seen as aranged, know that it is not my desire to see you fail in your cause. It is instead my hope that this aid >> Oh, he's going over there now.

[00:29:11]>> I shall pray nightly to the gods for your safe return.

[00:29:17]And that pissed him off. Should do it himself.

[00:29:25]>> Dam is lunatic.

[00:29:30]>> He's crazy.

[00:29:30]>> Super crazy. Walking in there all by himself.

[00:29:37]>> He's giving up, right?

[00:29:40]>> So that's what that's what that means, right? It's the peace flag. It's like you surrender. Yeah.

[00:29:50]Or unless it's a truce. Yeah.

[00:29:55]Why is he so like mad?

[00:29:58]>> Why wouldn't he accept the help?

[00:30:00]>> He said nope.

[00:30:06]>> Terrible eczema you got going there, buddy. Oh >> [ __ ] He's I think he's got the gray scale.

[00:30:10]>> Yeah, that's what it looks like.

[00:30:14]And you don't have Sam to get it off him. Nope.

[00:30:17]>> O, that's disgusting.

[00:30:19]Okay, that fifth gut then.

[00:30:22]>> Why would he do that? I'm like so confused as to what he's what he's doing.

[00:30:31]>> This guy's a [ __ ] [ __ ] That guy's hair is so disgusting.

[00:30:52]Little >> Oh. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] mad man. Uh, >> this dude is [ __ ] crazy.

[00:31:06]>> That's so nuts. Look at that.

[00:31:09]>> He's by himself.

[00:31:10]>> Yep.

[00:31:11]>> I deal.

[00:31:16]>> Oh, look at him.

[00:31:19]He said, "I don't need your help as a do [ __ ] myself."

[00:31:23]Wow.

[00:31:25]Jeez.

[00:31:29]Wow. You better hire some new archers.

[00:31:30]Holy [ __ ] >> Those guys. Yep.

[00:31:34]>> Bobbing and weaving those things.

[00:31:38]>> Told Rick and Stark how to do that.

[00:31:42]>> Damn.

[00:31:43]>> I'm just saying. Bob and weave. Run straight.

[00:31:49]>> He was scared.

[00:31:50]>> Yeah, I know, >> man.

[00:32:00]>> Yeah.

[00:32:01]>> I call [ __ ] He should have died a long time ago.

[00:32:04]>> How's he passing through all these people?

[00:32:09]>> Oh [ __ ] Oh jeez. Oh, there you go. There's your answer. There's your answer.

[00:32:19]>> Okay.

[00:32:21]>> He did all right for himself, though.

[00:32:27]>> My man, this was a stupid plan.

[00:32:29]>> Really stupid. Hey, he did all right, though.

[00:32:35]I can't see this guy anymore, man.

[00:32:36]>> Filth.

[00:32:40]You said filth.

[00:32:42]>> Look at that.

[00:32:49]>> This is like suicide what he did.

[00:32:51]>> This is dumb.

[00:33:00]Oh [ __ ] Yep.

[00:33:03]What do you do now? What the hell is that going to do?

[00:33:10]Still standing up though.

[00:33:21]>> Now what?

[00:33:21]>> Where's his dragon?

[00:33:28]It's the culture caris.

[00:33:30]>> Oh yeah.

[00:33:32]>> Burn the [ __ ] out of them.

[00:33:33]>> They're all there. They are. They made it up. They they >> Oh my god. What's going to happen?

[00:33:45]>> There he is. Yeah.

[00:33:47]>> I called it.

[00:33:50]>> He set him up.

[00:33:53]Woo.

[00:33:56]Yep.

[00:33:57]>> Oh, wow.

[00:34:01]>> Lighting people up. He set them up big time. He said that's why the guy his plan was like, "Send someone in there.

[00:34:06]Send Damon in there."

[00:34:08]>> Mhm.

[00:34:11]>> Okay. The plan was Okay.

[00:34:16]>> Oh, wow.

[00:34:22]>> Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

[00:34:28]>> Wow.

[00:34:30]>> But he still hasn't killed um >> the head guy.

[00:34:34]>> No.

[00:34:37]>> Oh, crab face.

[00:34:44]>> Yeah, sneak's coming in hot.

[00:34:47]>> Oh, >> there he goes. He's still with two arrows in there. Oh, ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

[00:34:57]Holy [ __ ] >> Damn.

[00:35:01]>> Yeah. Oh, he's having a blast.

[00:35:06]>> Did this [ __ ] on their own. They didn't want Versus's help. Or at least Damon didn't.

[00:35:09]>> He didn't want it. It was Damon.

[00:35:14]>> Oh.

[00:35:15]>> Oh god.

[00:35:17]>> Hey, you met my brother half ahead.

[00:35:22]Oh, wow.

[00:35:23]>> Oh, >> slice that fool in half.

[00:35:29]>> He got him. All right.

[00:35:34]>> Wow. Damon, you say what you want.

[00:35:37]Badass [ __ ] >> Yeah, he actually his plan worked.

[00:35:42]>> Yep.

[00:35:43]>> I was here talking [ __ ] >> I don't think he made it.

[00:35:56]That's brutal.

[00:36:01]>> Wow. Look at him. Holy [ __ ] How awesome was that?

[00:36:11]>> All right.

[00:36:12]>> All right, Sam, what' you think?

[00:36:13]>> It was really good.

[00:36:14]>> Really good. Right. So, >> really, really good. I was talking [ __ ] about Damon saying like it was stupid.

[00:36:18]Where's his dragon? And then all of a sudden, >> I mean, it was stupid, but but he's still But he's still is his plan worked.

[00:36:23]So there you go. There's And then you got all the stuff going on with Rene her claim. Her dad's >> stuck up for her.

[00:36:30]>> Yeah, he's he's doing it right. So now, you know, it's just But the politics of Game of Thrones is showing its ugly face.

[00:36:35]>> Oh, yes. All right. So now, that was episode uh three. We're going to jump into four.

[00:36:39]>> All right, >> let's do it.

[00:36:46]>> There it is. There we go.

[00:36:48]>> All right. So, lot went down in that last episode. So, that was >> Damon winning that [ __ ] against the crab face.

[00:36:58]>> And now he's going to, you know, he didn't and he didn't need his brother's help.

[00:37:01]>> Nope. And he didn't want his brother's help. He beat the [ __ ] out of that guard.

[00:37:04]>> Oh, man. Cut that son.

[00:37:05]>> All he did was pass the note. He >> Yeah.

[00:37:08]>> Shooting the messenger.

[00:37:09]>> It's also I mean, you know, he did his brother did leave him there for quite a while to >> That is true. Yeah, but then again, they started that [ __ ] without the king's approval.

[00:37:20]>> And he also didn't make him the heir.

[00:37:22]>> No. A lot of stuff under underlying there. And then but uh Allison though was she was the MVP of that last episode.

[00:37:28]>> Yeah.

[00:37:29]>> Because you know her father >> she should tell her father to go [ __ ] >> I know. Well, the father was probably was the one who's saying go tell him to make so and so on the air. And he's and she did she did the opposite.

[00:37:38]>> I I'm the queen now. Listen, they can't put no Puerto Rican to be in this show.

[00:37:42]I'm I'm the queen now. Shut the [ __ ] down.

[00:37:44]>> Shut up. Yeah.

[00:37:45]>> You do what I say.

[00:37:46]>> That's right.

[00:37:47]>> Bend the knee.

[00:37:52]>> You digging it so far?

[00:37:53]>> I like it.

[00:37:54]>> Yeah.

[00:37:55]>> I like the Targaryen just like the history and all of like you know the names and everything, >> right? And it's just about the Targaryens.

[00:38:03]>> It's black are unscalable.

[00:38:07]>> Her uncle gave her that, >> right?

[00:38:10]>> It is well fortified against any future Dornish incursion. Oh, they all looking to try to find a >> size situated most pleasingly >> a Jack Nicholson looking ace.

[00:38:26]>> Yeah, I feel I could take you for her, wife.

[00:38:35]This guy's drinking on the job.

[00:38:37]>> She's bored.

[00:38:38]>> Yeah.

[00:38:39]>> Did you think my great-grandmother is beautiful? They say >> this was half a century ago.

[00:38:45]>> Yes, it was.

[00:38:48]>> Oh, >> the man is older than my father. It's unsemly for him to put himself forward as a contender.

[00:38:58]>> Next.

[00:38:59]>> See you later, buddy. Good try.

[00:39:01]>> He's going to be there talking for a minute, too.

[00:39:03]>> Yeah, >> this kid is like, >> "Look at this kid."

[00:39:09]>> And now a child. The Blackwoods are an ancient house with a formidable army.

[00:39:13]The blood of the first men still flows in their veins.

[00:39:17]>> Not loving this process.

[00:39:19]>> If chosen as your match, princess, your day shall be easy. A night safe under my protection.

[00:39:24]>> It's a good pitch, kid.

[00:39:26]>> Protection. The princess has a dragon.

[00:39:28]You dumb.

[00:39:29]>> Oh, >> shut up.

[00:39:31]>> Let us have the next go to supper.

[00:39:36]>> Oh, [ __ ] >> Okay, >> we're leaving. We're leaving. She doesn't want to watch this [ __ ] >> She that steal you.

[00:39:45]>> Send works the harbor.

[00:39:48]>> They keep fighting. They're walking away.

[00:39:50]>> King's Landing have a brought an end to this ridiculous pageant.

[00:39:56]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh.

[00:40:01]>> Oh jeez. That kid showed up though. Hey, >> he did. You want to talk [ __ ] Yeah.

[00:40:06]>> There you go. Called the guy [ __ ] You [ __ ] >> That's awesome. Look at that. Going to King's Landing back to it.

[00:40:17]>> Should make landfall inside the hour, princess.

[00:40:20]>> How do you think he would take it?

[00:40:21]>> Do you speak of how you rejected every suit?

[00:40:29]>> Who's coming in now?

[00:40:33]>> Oh, it's that's Demon, right? Yeah. Uh oh. Wow.

[00:40:39]>> I'm fine.

[00:40:41]>> That's That's Demon.

[00:40:43]>> Yeah.

[00:40:48]>> I like Ferris's style.

[00:40:50]>> Feel bad for him.

[00:40:51]>> Serious. Yeah.

[00:40:54]>> He was not like, you know, he was >> he loved his wife. Yeah. He got thrown into this king [ __ ] >> And then let's see.

[00:41:05]It's stamon. Yeah, >> stamon. Stamon.

[00:41:10]>> Yeah, he's a legend now.

[00:41:15]>> Man, freaking that throne room.

[00:41:17]>> Wow.

[00:41:21]>> [ __ ] >> He cut his hair.

[00:41:25]>> Did he?

[00:41:26]>> Yeah, it looks like it.

[00:41:30]>> Oh, wow. He did. Did he >> looks like it?

[00:41:34]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Add it to the chair.

[00:41:38]>> Uh, it's the crab faces thing.

[00:41:40]>> You wear a crown.

[00:41:42]>> Once we smash the triarch key, they name me king of the narrow sea. But I know that there is only one true king. Your grace.

[00:41:49]>> Oh, >> okay.

[00:41:50]>> Who holds the stepstone?

[00:41:52]>> 2,000 dead tris stake to the sand to warn those who might follow.

[00:41:59]>> That was an exclamation point. This guy's using a sword as a cane. I love that.

[00:42:09]Feel the tension.

[00:42:10]>> Yes.

[00:42:11]>> Rise.

[00:42:18]>> Yeah, he did his [ __ ] I thought he was going to come in on hots.

[00:42:28]I don't trust him though. Sorry.

[00:42:30]>> Yeah. You like him though?

[00:42:32]>> Who?

[00:42:33]>> Damon.

[00:42:33]>> Damon.

[00:42:34]>> You don't You don't hate him like you did in the first episode.

[00:42:36]>> No, but I don't trust him.

[00:42:39]>> I don't trust him.

[00:42:40]>> Our mother, she had no regard for custom or tradition. And I sadly was no great warrior.

[00:42:47]>> Congratulations on your victory.

[00:42:49]>> She's not allowed to say that.

[00:42:50]>> No.

[00:42:51]>> Perhaps Prince Damon would care for a tour of the gallery.

[00:42:53]>> Would you like to see the tapested?

[00:43:00]He has no interest in such things. He's farted.

[00:43:06]>> That's your brother.

[00:43:07]>> I know.

[00:43:10]>> I shall enjoy the >> more wine >> as I do with the >> Oh, she had the baby.

[00:43:19]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:43:23]>> Oh, yeah. Mhm. They do little time jumps, which I like.

[00:43:26]>> Yeah, but like what is it a boy? Is it a girl? Like >> I endured it for as long as I could.

[00:43:32]Have every young knight and lord in the seven kingdoms spawning over you. What misery.

[00:43:40]>> You only want my name in my Valyrian blood for their offspring. I think it's rather romantic. How romantic it must be to get imprisoned in a castle and me to squeeze out.

[00:43:49]>> Oh.

[00:43:49]>> Oh wow.

[00:43:52]>> [ __ ] Oh, at least her >> She deserved it, though.

[00:43:59]>> Yeah, at least. Yeah, at least at least they're friendly again.

[00:44:02]>> The king went through great effort to arrange your tour. He is frustrated. But I am glad you are home. I find I have a few friends, baby.

[00:44:10]>> Yeah. I mean, >> I like to believe I'm still the Lady Allison.

[00:44:13]>> That'd be his dad.

[00:44:15]>> All anyone sees when they look at me now is the queen. I've missed you, too. A not anymore.

[00:44:38]>> What do you want?

[00:44:39]>> Only the comforts of home.

[00:44:42]>> It's great outfit. The red and the black Targaryen colors is great. The attention I can endure the rest I could do without. My father seems content to sell me off to whichever lord is the biggest castle.

[00:44:54]>> There are worse things to be sold for.

[00:44:57]>> She does not I mean she's but she's not the traditional.

[00:45:00]>> No, my bronze [ __ ] She's afraid.

[00:45:30]>> Yeah, some of it's good advice.

[00:45:41]>> Mhm. But over the past few days, it seems we have traded a crab feeder for a sea snake. This is clearly a rebuke for passing over Lady Lane of uh sea snake starting to cause some [ __ ] >> That pride has been injured. Perhaps we can sell the wound.

[00:45:56]>> I fear Lord Corus' pride is the least of our warriors.

[00:45:59]>> I don't wish to cause you further distress, your grave.

[00:46:02]>> Yes, she >> Lord Cores is said to have engaged in negotiations with the sea lord of Braavos. Plans to wed his daughter Lena to the seaord's son. Oh, >> if House Valarian entered into an alliance with the free cities, we would have to seek our own marriage pact.

[00:46:21]>> [ __ ] >> She knows now she's starting to pay attention to the politics side of it.

[00:46:33]>> He gave her the opportunity to do it her way and it's going to end up not happening.

[00:46:41]Yeah, there's a girl.

[00:46:42]>> Oh, it's a girl.

[00:46:47]>> Oh, they don't take care of the girls like they do the boys. Is that what it is?

[00:46:50]>> I don't think so.

[00:46:53]>> Good night, Sir Kristen.

[00:46:55]>> Sleep well, princess.

[00:46:57]>> H >> I'd be right here.

[00:47:02]It's >> big ass room.

[00:47:04]>> Hell yeah.

[00:47:06]>> Leave my room.

[00:47:10]Little projector in there. Surround sound.

[00:47:17]The hell are you doing now?

[00:47:24]>> Whose stuff was that?

[00:47:25]>> Don't know.

[00:47:28]Ah.

[00:47:30]>> Oh, >> that's cool.

[00:47:35]>> She loves [ __ ] like this.

[00:47:36]>> Oh, man. She's Yeah, she likes to explore. She's a wild child.

[00:47:40]>> Mhm.

[00:47:45]>> She's kind of like that Arya thing, too.

[00:47:47]You know, >> she put on the clothes and she's going down there.

[00:47:54]>> Oh [ __ ] Remember that?

[00:47:56]>> Oh wow.

[00:47:57]>> That's been there a long time.

[00:48:01]>> Yeah, that's Aegon's dragon, I think.

[00:48:03]Right.

[00:48:03]>> Yeah.

[00:48:06]Oh, that's creepy.

[00:48:09]>> Oh, he gave that to her, I guess.

[00:48:11]>> Yep.

[00:48:11]>> I Yeah.

[00:48:13]>> I don't know, man. There's something about their relationship that creeps me out a little bit.

[00:48:18]>> I'm not going to lie.

[00:48:20]>> Like the way that he looks at her. The way she looks at him is weird.

[00:48:24]>> Sorry.

[00:48:25]>> Sorry. Sorry.

[00:48:27]>> I got PTSD from my hands up. What about >> No. Okay. I'm just going to burn here.

[00:48:37]Oh, there you go. Here we go. It's another party.

[00:48:43]>> [ __ ] off.

[00:48:45]>> [ __ ] off, boy.

[00:48:49]>> Yeah, she gets a kick out of this [ __ ] Oh.

[00:48:57]>> Oh.

[00:49:04]Is that him pissing? Oh, no. All right.

[00:49:07]O. Yeah, he's in bad shape.

[00:49:10]>> Let me take that.

[00:49:13]Leave us. All of you.

[00:49:16]>> Did you hear what I said? [ __ ] off.

[00:49:20]>> You have a far kinder touch than they do.

[00:49:22]>> Thank you, husband.

[00:49:24]>> And >> yeah, he's not he's not doing good. Our good king names HIS DAUGHTER, A GIRL, his heir.

[00:49:34]>> Booing. Jeez.

[00:49:36]>> Babe is born.

[00:49:38]>> Oh, a son. Who will it be? The brother, the daughter.

[00:49:43]>> Look at Damon just clocking everybody.

[00:49:45]>> If they knew she was in the audience, they'd be mortified.

[00:49:49]>> But would she make a powerful queen or would she be feeble? Feeble. Jeez.

[00:50:00]>> Rea cannot a conqueror's name and a [ __ ] >> slider to believe that as a male he should be the heir.

[00:50:16]>> Their wants are of no consequence.

[00:50:18]>> Nice.

[00:50:19]>> They're of great consequence if you expect to rule in one day. For one night, I wish to be free of the burdens of my inheritance.

[00:50:26]>> You know, you are >> four copper street rat in King's Landing. We pay for our pleasures.

[00:50:33]>> Hey, stop. Boy, >> wait. I'll find him.

[00:50:37]>> Boy, she's miserable.

[00:50:43]>> Mhm.

[00:50:47]Oh, >> man. It's like going >> enough scares for her day.

[00:50:55]>> I know.

[00:50:56]>> I love her hat.

[00:50:59]>> Who might you be running from now?

[00:51:01]>> It's the >> princess.

[00:51:04]>> Oh, >> don't. You >> take care, boy. Next time you might not be so lucky.

[00:51:11]>> Enjoyed that, did you?

[00:51:14]>> Who knows what our next taste is freedom?

[00:51:17]You see? You see? Weird.

[00:51:20][ __ ] weird, man. The show.

[00:51:23]>> I love the double. You see? You see? You see?

[00:51:26]>> Pardon me, your grace. The king has requested your presence. They are. It's quite late. Yes. Your grace.

[00:51:32]>> Oh, look at this picture. Jesus.

[00:51:35]>> That's what I was going to say.

[00:51:36]>> Yeah.

[00:51:36]>> He was like, >> you better hope the king don't want that.

[00:51:38]>> I'm going to do the one in the middle.

[00:51:39]>> Right.

[00:51:45]Someone's getting banged up tonight. And this cock's hanging out and it's feeling all right. What's going on? I think the latest Whoa. Hello.

[00:52:02]Who's getting Oh, is it the king? Oh, Jesus Christ. Ouch.

[00:52:08]O >> Oh, yeah. She looks like she's really [ __ ] >> Yeah, she's having a great time.

[00:52:13]>> Yeah.

[00:52:25]Why are you bringing your niece here?

[00:52:27]Like why? Terrible uncle. See, >> you got to know the way of the world.

[00:52:32]Girl, >> this is some cra This show got they be doing some craziness.

[00:52:37]>> All the I mean that's just this show.

[00:52:38]Game of Thrones, too. Yeah, that's they all loop together.

[00:52:41]>> The whole world is in this show.

[00:52:42]>> Oh my god.

[00:52:44][ __ ] is a pleasure. You see, there is a man.

[00:52:48]>> Good lord.

[00:52:50]Uhoh.

[00:52:51]>> I [ __ ] knew it, man. Sorry.

[00:52:54]YO.

[00:52:55]>> UHOH.

[00:52:56]>> OH MY GOD. THIS SHOW, MAN.

[00:53:02]>> Marriage is a duty.

[00:53:03]>> Marriage is a duty. Yeah.

[00:53:06]>> [ __ ] one.

[00:53:08]>> Good lord.

[00:53:10]Those Targaryenss just the music sinister alone. Jeez.

[00:53:20]God, >> this is terrible.

[00:53:33]>> This is terrible. Look, now he's not doing it.

[00:53:38]>> Oh, >> what happened? You brought her there.

[00:53:41]did all this stuff.

[00:53:44]>> This guy's a [ __ ] weirdo, man.

[00:53:46]>> Let me heard your voice, >> Damon.

[00:53:48]>> You mean uncle, >> right?

[00:53:50]>> Yo, what the hell?

[00:53:57]>> Uh-uh. Oh [ __ ] This poor girl. She's just He's like, "What the [ __ ] How'd you get out?

[00:54:12]He's like, "How did you get out?"

[00:54:14]>> Yeah, you were supposed to be in there the whole time.

[00:54:16]>> Ter You're a terrible guard.

[00:54:18]>> I I should have let the Lord Commander >> This [ __ ] is horny and nuts.

[00:54:37]>> She's about to get some nuts.

[00:54:38]>> No, but see, that makes more sense. She should have done that in the first place.

[00:54:42]>> Just came from [ __ ] your your your Did they actually do it?

[00:54:45]>> I don't know. I don't think they did.

[00:54:47]But they got close. Damon was like, "No, I can't do it." And ran away.

[00:54:51]>> Uhoh. Watching the gate. I was watching the door.

[00:54:55]>> No one.

[00:54:57]>> By the time I take all that [ __ ] off is tomorrow.

[00:55:02]>> Should be the queen by the time.

[00:55:11]He's >> He's like on the fence.

[00:55:13]>> Yeah. Trying to do his duty.

[00:55:15]>> Yeah.

[00:55:17]>> Well, they had a rapport.

[00:55:19]>> Yeah, they always did.

[00:55:20]>> Yeah. Oh, now he's like, "All right, I'm all in."

[00:55:23]>> Literally.

[00:55:24]>> Yeah. Almost.

[00:55:31]>> She's crazy and horny.

[00:55:32]>> Yo, she is on one, man. She just went 5 minutes ago.

[00:55:38]>> Yeah. Well, she got all she got all revved up.

[00:55:43]>> Some [ __ ] that went down tonight. Boy, >> this is one hell of an episode.

[00:55:47]>> Yep.

[00:55:47]>> Oh my god.

[00:55:50]>> He's like, "This is the best job I've ever had."

[00:55:58]>> I'm so glad you chose me.

[00:56:00]>> Well, second choice.

[00:56:02]He definitely would have definitely treated you better than Damon would have.

[00:56:06]>> My whole thing is is like she went from that to that and not once did she get like emotionally it didn't like >> trigger her.

[00:56:13]>> No, but he treated her a lot better.

[00:56:15]>> Obvious would have >> blown a load of said here's a rag and take a look.

[00:56:26]>> Oh, kids.

[00:56:27]>> Holy [ __ ] That little boy saw them.

[00:56:29]>> Yep.

[00:56:30]>> Wow. That's beautiful. He went and told High Tower.

[00:56:34]>> That's not who you want to tell.

[00:56:39]>> Who is >> I apologize for the early hour, your grace. I have discomforting news.

[00:56:51]>> Uh oh.

[00:56:52]>> I'm afraid it concerns the princess, my king.

[00:56:57]>> [ __ ] >> I had considered saying nothing, but what has she done?

[00:57:02]Oh god. The princess was spied last evening in a pleasure house.

[00:57:08]>> She was carrying on with her uncle.

[00:57:12]>> They were engaged in behaviors unbecoming of a maiden.

[00:57:16]>> Oh, >> what behaviors?

[00:57:20]>> Come on, guy. You know >> his finger in her [ __ ] >> What must I say it? Your friend.

[00:57:25]>> Yeah, like you enter my bed chamber accusing my daughter of something.

[00:57:28]>> You better say it. I speak it plainly.

[00:57:31]>> She was [ __ ] your brother.

[00:57:35]>> He's just coupling.

[00:57:36]>> Oh, he was just waiting.

[00:57:40]>> He's so sick with ambition >> that you could have my daughter stalked, spied upon.

[00:57:47]>> That's also true.

[00:57:48]>> Your best chance to destroy her reputation.

[00:57:50]>> That's also true.

[00:57:51]>> I have no such intent. You think yourself a cunning man. Your designs are obvious. M >> I mean he's right.

[00:58:00]>> I wish to have your blood on the Iron Throne so badly that you are willing to destroy my own. Just get out.

[00:58:06]>> You're making it obvious.

[00:58:09]>> Leave me.

[00:58:10]>> I mean, he's telling the truth, but he's also right.

[00:58:13]>> Yeah.

[00:58:14]>> Exactly what he's doing. First bit of information that he could get.

[00:58:17]>> He's also the same one that said that he wanted the daughter to go with the brother who's 2 years old.

[00:58:22]>> Yeah.

[00:58:26]What the hell do you do now?

[00:58:32]This you talking about [ __ ] going down in this episode.

[00:58:35]>> Uh oh. She has no idea what the hell's going on.

[00:58:39]Oh, >> my underwear. My underwear in here.

[00:58:47]>> See, if the demon party never happened, then >> this would have been okay.

[00:58:52]>> I have a message from the queen.

[00:58:55]said, "I know what you did last summer."

[00:59:04]>> What happened last night?

[00:59:06]>> Oh [ __ ] >> [ __ ] My father has made some worrying allegations about you. Were you with your uncle?

[00:59:15]>> He took me into the city for some fun.

[00:59:16]>> Tell me the whole of it. Rea, >> just piss.

[00:59:21]>> You [ __ ] Damon in a pleasure house.

[00:59:24]This is a vile accusation, >> girl.

[00:59:28]>> Yeah, >> you Targaryenss do have queer customs.

[00:59:31]>> Yeah, that's true.

[00:59:32]>> Damon certainly knows no limit. Allison, your grace sister, you must know. I would I would never.

[00:59:38]>> Oh, why?

[00:59:41]>> Who made these claims to your father?

[00:59:45]>> I do not know specific. Your father did not tell you. He reported it to the king.

[00:59:49]>> O Yep, he knows. Not going to go well for her. Yeah.

[00:59:54]>> I only want to help you, Reneer.

[00:59:57]>> She's telling you what she heard. Yeah, >> right.

[01:00:00]>> You just feel guilty cuz you did this [ __ ] >> You're in trouble, girl.

[01:00:04]>> Yep.

[01:00:05]>> You took me to a show.

[01:00:07]>> Come on, girl.

[01:00:09]>> I was only a spectator.

[01:00:10]>> Spectator. I blew him for a bit. I went home and had some chips.

[01:00:14]>> So, you did not must I truly refute that?

[01:00:18]>> What' you say?

[01:00:19]>> Should I do I have to refute that? Oh, >> Damon never touched me.

[01:00:26]>> I swear this to you.

[01:00:28]>> Don't swear.

[01:00:28]>> In the memory of my mother.

[01:00:30]>> What?

[01:00:31]>> Oh, no.

[01:00:32]>> Was foolish of you to place yourself in a position where your virtue could even come into question.

[01:00:36]>> Yeah. I mean, she's 100% right.

[01:00:38]Allison's making the right calls here.

[01:00:41]>> I regret it.

[01:00:42]>> Straight up seriously Lannister style there.

[01:00:44]>> Hell yeah.

[01:00:46]>> Look at this.

[01:00:47]>> Look at this. Walk of shame, [ __ ] to walk a shade for real.

[01:00:52]>> Oh man.

[01:00:52]>> Oh no. What are you gonna do to him?

[01:00:54]>> The king demands an audience, my friend.

[01:00:59]>> Is that Oh, that is Sir Christen. Yeah.

[01:01:05]>> This guy is just can't these kids can't help but [ __ ] up.

[01:01:08]>> My daughter, you defiled her. No.

[01:01:16]When we were Reira's age, we [ __ ] our way through most of the brothel on the street of Silk. We were young men. She's just a girl.

[01:01:23]>> Yes.

[01:01:25]>> Better first experience to be with me than some [ __ ] >> Wait to me.

[01:01:31]>> Oh god.

[01:01:33]>> When I offered up my crown, you said I could have anything. I want Rea.

[01:01:40]>> You're already wed. That didn't stop Eggon the Conqueror from taking a second wife.

[01:01:45]>> Oh, >> what is going on?

[01:01:48]>> It's not my daughter you lust for, is it?

[01:01:50]>> I think he had a plan.

[01:01:51]>> Yeah, >> it's my throne.

[01:01:52]>> Yeah, he had a plan the whole time.

[01:01:54]>> Go back to the failed demons.

[01:01:57]>> Scrap of honor remains in you. As long as you are gone from my side for good.

[01:02:02]>> It took him all about a day to ruin all that goodwill.

[01:02:06]>> As you wish, brother.

[01:02:10]Oh my goodness.

[01:02:13]>> Pictures up there.

[01:02:16]>> Wonder everybody be [ __ ] >> That's what he looks at before he says, "I'm doing that one right there."

[01:02:21]>> Whatever transpired, Rene is not innocent.

[01:02:24]>> Yeah, I mean that's true.

[01:02:25]>> That is true.

[01:02:27]>> They are restless and chaotic.

[01:02:29]>> She swore to me that she remains a maiden.

[01:02:32]>> Oh, that's not true.

[01:02:33]>> No.

[01:02:33]>> And I believe her.

[01:02:35]>> Well, that's nice. But Kristen had >> Yeah.

[01:02:39]use both swords that night.

[01:02:48]>> That's so good. That's that freaking thing that they used that they they tried to kill Bran with, right?

[01:02:53]>> I think that is the sword.

[01:02:54]>> Yeah. When Littlefinger him.

[01:02:55]>> Mhm. Arya had it.

[01:02:57]>> Yeah. They sort of killed the Night King.

[01:03:00]>> Yeah.

[01:03:01]>> That dagger once belonged to Egon the Conqueror. Oh, >> before Egon's death, the last of the Valyrian pyromancers hid his song at my steel.

[01:03:12]>> From my blood come the prince that was promised.

[01:03:16]>> Oh, you know that princess is promised.

[01:03:19]>> And his will be the song of ice and fire.

[01:03:22]>> Your boyh.

[01:03:25]>> I have handed to you the burden of this knowledge. It is larger than the throne.

[01:03:31]It is larger than you and your desires.

[01:03:34]O, >> you've yet to ask me for the truth of what happened.

[01:03:38]>> The truth does not matter, Rene. Only perception.

[01:03:42]>> Oh, also true.

[01:03:43]>> Mhm.

[01:03:44]>> Now we must both suffer the consequences.

[01:03:46]>> Well, I born a man. I could bet him I wanted.

[01:03:50]>> But you weren't.

[01:03:51]>> Your courtship is at an end. You will wed Seleno Valarian.

[01:03:57]>> The son of the sea snake. So I can be a remedy for your political headaches.

[01:04:02]>> You are my political headache.

[01:04:06]>> That is so true.

[01:04:08]>> Yeah. You can't argue anymore. You >> the house of the dragon will stand as one for a further generation.

[01:04:14]>> And what will you do about the vulture who perches upon your throne, your hand?

[01:04:18]>> Yeah.

[01:04:18]>> He wants Agon to be named heir. And he will stop at nothing, including spying on me to bring about my ruin.

[01:04:25]>> You know, you know it.

[01:04:27]>> I will do my duties. I'm with Senor, but you must first do yours as king.

[01:04:36]>> Oh [ __ ] Oh wow.

[01:04:39]>> Oh [ __ ] >> My father was a hail and healthy warrior and dragon rider. Jiharis named a great boil hunt to celebrate him being named the hand of the king. 5 days later, my father laid dead.

[01:04:52]>> Balon the brave, heir to the iron throne, dead of a burst belly. The gods have a dark wit.

[01:04:59]>> It was a grim day.

[01:05:00]>> A long road to get where you got to go.

[01:05:02]>> I recall it all too well.

[01:05:04]>> Yeah.

[01:05:05]>> It was a good day for you.

[01:05:07]>> Oh, >> you served my grandson nobly in his final days. You are the man that taught me how to be king.

[01:05:15]>> Well, you honor me. You're great.

[01:05:17]>> Just 5 days. You went from being another man in Jiharis court >> to the hand >> to the second most powerful man in the realm. M >> how long did it take you to choose yourself over your king?

[01:05:28]>> Oh [ __ ] >> I will never recover from Emma's death.

[01:05:31]But Allison, >> she took me through the worst of my grief.

[01:05:36]>> And you served her up.

[01:05:37]>> Mhm.

[01:05:38]>> She was a calculated distraction.

[01:05:39]>> Yep.

[01:05:42]>> I only now realize how well calculated it was.

[01:05:45]>> That is an absurdity.

[01:05:47]>> No, it isn't.

[01:05:49]>> You were a faithful servant, Otto.

[01:05:56]He his blood sick of him.

[01:05:59]>> Wow. Wow. That's the truth.

[01:06:01]>> He's right. See, Versa steps up when it's when it's time to do it.

[01:06:05]>> It's the truth. And he knows it, too.

[01:06:06]>> Yeah, he knows it. You're too obvious.

[01:06:09]Way too obvious.

[01:06:12]Sending your daughter in there to freaking get knocked up and >> Yep. Not once, but twice.

[01:06:18]>> Nope. Three times later.

[01:06:21]I hope you can forgive the late hour, princess.

[01:06:24]>> What the hell?

[01:06:26]>> I took great care in its preparation.

[01:06:28]>> What the hell is it? Oh, wait. Oh, wait.

[01:06:32]>> A tea, princess.

[01:06:35]From the king.

[01:06:36]>> Oh, >> it will rid you of any unwanted consequences.

[01:06:42]>> The morning. The morning after.

[01:06:44]>> Yep. But that's not from the king. Nope.

[01:06:46]>> I don't. Uh-uh. The morning morning.

[01:06:50]>> The question is who it is? Is it Sir Kristen or is it freaking Damon? I I I still I got to go back and watch it. Is that >> auto? Probably.

[01:06:59]>> Oh, we go with this [ __ ] again.

[01:07:04]>> All right, Sam. So, that was a crazy episode.

[01:07:07]>> That was Yeah, >> that was a so many. Oh, so they they they they have a crazy like I knew Damon and her had this thing.

[01:07:17]>> You you noticed it. You picked it up quick. You saw the way >> that he was looking. They were clocking each other and everything to it. And >> Jamie and Cersei nasty asses.

[01:07:25]>> And the second they held hands, you're like, I knew it. I knew it. But the politics behind it is what's so crazy about it cuz the question is like was that calculated by Damon? You know, like to do that to put her in that position and then try to get himself wed to her.

[01:07:39]Well, I think he always in the beginning when I first the first I had that feeling and I didn't say anything. I was like the way they look at each other it's weird.

[01:07:47]>> Yeah.

[01:07:48]>> So before all that happened I think he looked at her like that.

[01:07:52]>> So maybe so I think you're you're right.

[01:07:54]But then but but the king calling high tower on her [ __ ] cuz it's all it's all true.

[01:07:59]>> Very true.

[01:08:00]>> Yeah. And then so now, but Allison is the one who was trying to do the right thing in the way that it all was playing out with Rea and everything too, but she's kind of caught between a rock and a hard place.

[01:08:09]>> I think she's just breaking down and I think she's going to end up probably telling him, too.

[01:08:13]>> Yeah. So, what are you thinking so far?

[01:08:14]Four episodes in. So good.

[01:08:16]>> You like it?

[01:08:16]>> It's so good.

[01:08:17]>> Yeah, it's really good. You get invested really quick, especially with Again, what I what I said that I really like about this show is as much as I love Game of Thrones, like I said, like I told you the like you can jump to so many different houses. Yeah, >> this is all about the Targaryens.

[01:08:30]>> Mhm. I like it. It's one house.

[01:08:31]>> Yeah. It just shows you how like powerful that house was.

[01:08:36]>> The Targaryens and they're living in in in King's Landing is crazy.

[01:08:40]>> Crazy, right? Yeah.

[01:08:41]>> Crazy to me.

[01:08:42]>> Well, there you go. There's episodes uh three and four. We'll be back with five and six. Make sure you click like, comment, subscribe, >> nasty asses.

[01:08:49]>> Do all that more. Watch some more nasty show. You ain't seen nothing yet. All right. Thanks, guys. We'll be back for the next episode real soon.

[01:08:56]>> Peace. Man, then [ __ ] are nasty,