JUDGE FLEISCHER ROASTS Sovereign Citizen With Savage Comeback

Added: 2026-05-31

[00:00:00]I don't know what on Earth we need to do to ensure that our county and our cars are safe. You live in Houston, dude. You don't live in Montana or Wyoming. People like their guns and they like their cars. And when you muck with the wrong person, they're going to shoot your ass dead.

[00:00:23]Marijuana, robbery, felony theft, assault a prior now a felony, another felony assault, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, tampering with a government record, felony theft, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, and now open you have unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, felony theft, burglary of a motor vehicle, and possession of a criminal What on Earth do we your Juan Jose Serna?

[00:01:01]Mr. Serna, you now stand charged yet again with burglary of a motor vehicle.

[00:01:09]We're going to do probable cause. You have the right to remain silent.

[00:01:12]Anything you say can and will be used against you.

[00:01:15]>> On March 20th, 2025, law enforcement officer was dispatched to a burglary of a motor vehicle that occurred at Old Navy parking lot in Harris County, Texas. Law enforcement officer spoke to two witnesses who viewed the incident.

[00:01:27]Uh the first witness stated that suspects The suspect's motor vehicle pulled up to the complainant's witness's motor vehicle and the suspect wearing a camouflage hoodie got out and pulled on a door handle uh of the complainant's witness's motor vehicle attempting to open.

[00:01:42]Uh that set off the alarm of the motor vehicle and uh first witness stated that the suspect got back into a car, drove off to another area of a parking lot, parked it until the alarm stopped alerting.

[00:01:56]The first witness stated that once the alarm stopped making noise, the suspect backed over to the complaining witness' motor vehicle parked and the suspect in the passenger seat got out and was able to make entry into the complaining witness' motor vehicle.

[00:02:08]The complaining witness advised that she was walking up to her motor vehicle when she saw a Hispanic male wearing a camouflage jacket sitting in the driver's seat of her motor vehicle. The complaining witness stated that the suspect saw her walking up, jumped out of her motor vehicle, got to the passenger side of the of a waiting vehicle uh with an unreadable plate and uh The complaining witness then heard the male tell the driver go go go.

[00:02:34]Uh another law enforcement officer advised she was patrolling uh when uh the gold Tahoe that the suspect was observed in uh passed in a high rate of speed. Traffic stop was initiated and the law enforcement officer was uh able to send pictures from the witness showing the suspect's motor vehicle leaving the location.

[00:02:53]Uh another law enforcement officer was able to identify the suspect's motor vehicle.

[00:02:57]After further investigation and search of the suspect, uh a camouflage jacket was found in the rear seat and a flat bladed screwdriver consistent with the tool that would be used to break the lock on uh the complaining witness' door.

[00:03:08]>> It was both that were that were attempting the BMW.

[00:03:12]>> Yes, your honor.

[00:03:13]>> Yeah.

[00:03:14]>> Um the defendant is the registered owner of the vehicle um but the motor vehicle was displaying a counterfeit tag that would not come back registered to you.

[00:03:22]>> So, Mr. Serna is the one that owns the Tahoe.

[00:03:26]>> No, I apologize, your honor.

[00:03:28]Mr. Serna is the second suspect. Uh looks like the the second individual that got that was in the passenger that was in the driver's seat whenever the complaining witness came out of the vehicle.

[00:03:39]>> He's not the owner of the vehicle.

[00:03:42]>> So, let me confirm that.

[00:03:44]Um the complainant or the witness stated that she saw a Hispanic male with a camouflage hoodie.

[00:03:52]When they were pulled over, there was two people in the vehicle. The camouflage hoodie was not on my client.

[00:03:58]So, I'm saying that there's no probable >> They have both of them in there in the car being being car.

[00:04:05]>> They both of them in the car.

[00:04:08]>> And that's what they're pointing to, right?

[00:04:09]>> Yes, sir.

[00:04:10]>> Both individuals >> were in the car attempting to >> I have this >> Because it's I thought it read that one person wearing a camouflage hoodie was in the car with somebody >> one. So, the first person goes in, gets out, and then that's when the other one goes in.

[00:04:27]And then at that point, the complaining witness comes up and tells them to take off.

[00:04:33]Mr. Serna, let's go through your stuff.

[00:04:39]Theft of wire or cable.

[00:04:43]Theft, trespass, evading arrest, evading arrest, burglary of a motor vehicle, theft, assault of a family member, attempted burglary of a motor vehicle, burglary of a motor vehicle, theft third, burglary of a motor vehicle, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, evading arrest in a motor vehicle, burglary of a motor vehicle, assault, possession of marijuana, robbery, felony theft, assault a prior now a felony, another felony assault, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, tampering with a government record, felony theft, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, and now open, you have unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, felony theft, burglary of a motor vehicle, and possession of a criminal What on earth do we need to do to keep our count station.

[00:05:50]It's a rhetorical question but I don't know what on Earth we need to do to ensure that our county and our cars are safe. You live in Houston, do you?

[00:06:04]You don't live in Montana or Wyoming.

[00:06:06]People like their guns and they like their cars and when you muck with the wrong person they're going to shoot your ass dead.

[00:06:18]It happens time after time.

[00:06:28]>> That he's due in felony court tomorrow for his felonies.

[00:06:32]His bond is currently set at 10,000 for this misdemeanor. I just can we reset till Friday to see what happens in felony.

[00:06:42]I'm asking the court to not revoke his bond. His bond is set at 10,000 and I'm asking the court to just keep it in place.

[00:06:50]>> There's nothing for me to revoke because he has not made bond correct. You're now being held at no bond on at least two of the felony cases that I see.

[00:07:01]If I don't know if you're going to get out but if you do I'm ordering you to have home confinement. I don't want you out at all because you scare me Mr. Sena. You really do.

[00:07:15]You're not to be in possession of weapons on your other ankle on Buena Vista scram monitor so I know that you're not consuming alcohol. I don't want you using any dope.

[00:07:25]And let me be frank. If I find that you break any of these conditions on your bond, I'm going to make your bond so high you'll have these popping out. Do you understand?

[00:07:38]Do we have who got the code of sentence?

[00:07:42]Do we have the co-defendants?

[00:07:43]>> Yes, your honor.

[00:07:45]>> No contact with the co-defendant, please, Felicia.

[00:07:47]>> Yes, your honor.

[00:07:51]Very >> Still loading on our project.

[00:07:54]Uh we have the co-defendant here.

[00:07:57]>> Say it again.

[00:07:58]>> We have the co-defendant.

[00:08:01]I said I'm 14.

[00:08:04]>> Let me ask you this.

[00:08:07]You ever had a job before? Like a full-time job?

[00:08:11]>> Yeah.

[00:08:12]How long did you >> That's probably a good idea. When you have too much time on your hands, you become self-destructive. So, with this, it's just a matter of time, dude. It's either debt or 50 years, man.

[00:08:26]Really? Life's too short to live in a 6 by 9 box for the next 50 years.

[00:08:32]All right.

[00:08:33]Good morning, man.

[00:08:34]>> Hey.

[00:08:34]>> Just a little bit down so I can see your eyes.

[00:08:36]That's okay. How are you?

[00:08:37]>> Good.

[00:08:39]>> Man, you've got to pick you've got to pick up another case.

[00:08:41]You're charged with a terroristic threat. You're facing up to 6 months in jail and or a $2,000 fine.

[00:08:47]We're going to do probable cause. You have the right to remain silent.

[00:08:49]Anything you say can and will be used against you. You have the right to have an attorney present. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you.

[00:08:56]>> Judge, if I may just confirm the name.

[00:08:58]>> I am Messiah, please.

[00:09:01]>> On April 1st, 2025, law enforcement was dispatched to a residence in Harris County, Texas, regarding a disturbance.

[00:09:09]Uh law enforcement made contact with the complainants and second complainant who stated that he was inside the apartment when he heard uh the first complainant was outside getting yelled at by the defendant. The second complainant went outside to see what was going on and the defendant yelled at him to stop putting things in the puddle in the parking lot. Second complainant told the defendant he was fixing the hole.

[00:09:30]Uh [clears throat] and then the defendant both of the complainants was pointing at them with their fingers making a pistol shape with their fingers saying, I'm going to shoot you.

[00:09:39]>> Who [clears throat] Wait, you said there were two complainants?

[00:09:43]>> Uh yes, your honor.

[00:09:46]>> Okay.

[00:09:46]>> And it That's what I have here. It says I'm going to shoot you towards both complainants.

[00:09:54]>> And we have Miss Abigail making the alleged threats?

[00:09:57]>> Correct, your honor.

[00:10:00]>> Your honor, is only charged with one.

[00:10:02]>> Is only Yeah, they just >> Right.

[00:10:03]>> Yes, your honor.

[00:10:03]>> Okay. Who is the complaining witness?

[00:10:06]>> Uh do you have control?

[00:10:08]>> Is it a known person because we have priors with Miss Abigail and there are assaultive and you know, pretty dangerous priors. And are they the same complaining witnesses?

[00:10:18]>> Does not appear so, your honor. I'm looking through the No, they are not.

[00:10:21]They They seem like it's just a From what we can see, it's just a >> Was it a street worker? Was it a someone working for the city or >> It's someone that lives there, your honor.

[00:10:29]>> Just out there fixing the potholes.

[00:10:31]>> That's correct, your honor.

[00:10:32]>> Okay.

[00:10:34]All right, Miss Abigail, I'm going to find that there's sufficient probable cause to go forward with the case. I'm ordering you as a condition of your bond not to have any contact with the complaining witness in this case and not be in possession of weapons. Do you understand that?

[00:10:46]>> Yes, your honor.

[00:10:47]>> Okay.

[00:10:48]Do you have the ability to hire a lawyer, ma'am?

[00:10:50]>> Yes, your honor.

[00:10:51]>> Okay. We can give you time. So, what I'll have you do now is I'll have you sign a receipt of Victoria while you take a seat while we draft the bond conditions. I'll have you sign it and after that you'll be free to go.

[00:11:00]>> Yes, your honor.

[00:11:00]>> Please, ma'am, >> [clears throat] >> don't pick up any new cases. Just don't have contact with these people. I don't want to have to put you in jail, you know?

[00:11:07]>> Your honor, it was the same thing the last time. The last case.

[00:11:11]>> Just please be careful, you know?

[00:11:13]>> Your honor, really. People make false allegations all the time.

[00:11:15]>> I get it. There's always two sides to the story. That's why you have a lawyer.

[00:11:19]That's why we'll give you time. The evidence will point to whose side is correct. And >> Yeah, and I do have them.

[00:11:23]>> So, please.

[00:11:24]>> Thank you.

[00:11:25]>> Yes, ma'am.

[00:11:26]>> All right, good morning, Mr. Kyles.

[00:11:27]Sir, you're charged with deadly conduct.

[00:11:29]You're facing up to a year in jail and or a $4,000 fine.

[00:11:33]We are going to do probable cause. You have the right to remain silent.

[00:11:36]Anything you say can and will be used against you. You have the right to have an attorney present. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you, sir.

[00:11:42]>> On April 2nd, 2025 in Harris County, Texas, a law enforcement officer dispatched an apartment complex to his folks complaining that his mother said she was laying in her bed and was woken by her son, the defendant, screaming.

[00:11:54]Um and then she heard two gunshots go off in the apartment. My mother then got out of bed and took the gun from the defendant, hid it, and called 911. Upon arrival of the law enforcement officer, he recovered the weapon uh along with two fired shell casings and two fired slugs matching the caliber caliber of the pistol fire. Uh upon contact with the defendant, the law enforcement officer noticed the odor of alcoholic beverage and that the defendant was wet while fully clothed.

[00:12:18]The defendant stated he had two bottles >> The defendant was what?

[00:12:21]>> Wet while fully clothed.

[00:12:22]>> Wet while fully clothed. Okay.

[00:12:24]>> That's right.

[00:12:25]Um the defendant stated he had been drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana and that he fired the firearm in the apartment. The defendant stated he was wet because he dumped a bucket of water on himself. Um the defendant stated that he was paranoid at the time.

[00:12:39]>> Mhm.

[00:12:42]Mr. Kyles, I'm sending you for a drug test. I want to know what if anything was in your system. You're to come right back. I will appoint you a lawyer today, but you're not to use alcohol or illegal drugs. If I find that you're using, it's not going to go well for you. You're also not to be in possession of weapons.

[00:12:56]Do you understand? So, do you guys have a written on this case? Do we know whether she wants him back at home?

[00:13:03]>> I don't know.

[00:13:05]I I made contact with the complaining witness. However, she did not wish to talk with me about the incident after.

[00:13:12]>> She didn't want to talk to you?

[00:13:13]>> No, your honor.

[00:13:14]>> Okay.

[00:13:15]Um Don't be in possession of weapons, Mr. Kyles. You know, I don't want to have to put you in jail and make your bond high.

[00:13:22]I don't know if you have anyone in this life that is prepared to to up five to ten thousand dollars. So, when you're out there in the free world, if you don't have anyone that's going to, you know, pony up that money for a bond, you'll be stuck like Chuck in there. So, be careful. All I want is my city safe.

[00:13:37]Do you understand?

[00:13:38]>> Yes, sir.

[00:13:39]>> Okay. So, what we'll do is I'll appoint you a lawyer today.

[00:13:42]Or do you have the ability to hire a lawyer or would you like a court-appointed lawyer?

[00:13:45]>> Um you can appoint me a lawyer and I might consider hiring one but I have to understand that it's not I'm >> I just want to know whether you want a court-appointed lawyer or not. I can appoint you a lawyer today. I'm sending you for a drug test. I want to know what if anything's in your system. Come back and then I'll have a lawyer waiting for you.

[00:14:00]>> Okay.

[00:14:01]>> Okay. Please.

[00:14:03]>> There's financial affidavit