Drunk Man Thinks He Knows The Law

Added: 2026-05-11

[00:00:00]YOU DIDN'T READ MY MIRANDA. WAIT.

[00:00:05]>> Y'ALL MAKE A SUIT. I DON'T CARE.

[00:00:10]>> Oh my god.

[00:00:11]>> Welcome back, y'all. Today's video comes to us from Blue Line Lens. Links in the description as always. This idiot, he was denied entry to a bar and he could have walked home the winner of the [ __ ] just leave contest, but no, he chose this. Check it out.

[00:00:28]>> The property. You're off blowing up the property. If you come back, >> you have a legal right to know you're an idiot.

[00:00:43]You're under arrest.

[00:00:45]Stop. You're under arrest. Stop. YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ON the ground. Stop.

[00:00:50]STOP. FIRST AMENDMENT.

[00:00:53]>> FIRST AMENDMENT.

[00:00:53]>> YOU ARE under >> Yeah. First Amendment. What about it?

[00:00:56]What's it got to do with this >> FIRST AMENDMENT?

[00:01:00]>> What I do right?

[00:01:06]>> No. Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

[00:01:09]>> They don't have to read you Miranda rights. They're not going to ask you any questions. Wouldn't do them any good.

[00:01:14]You don't know any of the answers.

[00:01:16]>> Yes, you do.

[00:01:17]>> Stupid.

[00:01:18]>> Where's my Miranda rights?

[00:01:20]>> WHERE'S MY MIRANDA R?

[00:01:26]WHERE'S MY MIRANDA RIGHT?

[00:01:28]>> I DON'T KNOW where your Miranda rightites are. Maybe they're in the back of the cop car. Go look there.

[00:01:33]>> NO. WHERE'S MY MIRANDA RIGHT?

[00:01:34]>> STOP. GOING TO GO DOWN.

[00:01:36]>> YOU'RE PUSHING ME. YOU'RE PUSHING ME.

[00:01:38]YOU'RE PUSHING YOURSELF. YOU'RE PUSHING ME.

[00:01:41]>> YOU'RE PUSHING ME.

[00:01:44]>> NO. YOU'RE PUSHING ME.

[00:01:46]>> WELL, you're pushing back. Stop pushing back. They'll stop pushing you, stupid.

[00:01:50]>> NO. GO.

[00:01:54]>> You're pushing. You better relax.

[00:01:57]>> I'M RELAXED.

[00:01:57]>> YOU'RE NOT RELAXED.

[00:01:59]>> STOP. I'M RELAXED.

[00:02:00]>> TELL YOU SUCK. Cuz you're going to get resisting ARREST. ALSO, >> I'M NOT.

[00:02:04]>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL US. NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU ARE, >> OFFICER. I don't think you heard him. He said no, he's not. That means he's not.

[00:02:11]>> MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT >> PUSHING BACK.

[00:02:13]>> FREEDOM OF SPEECH. FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

[00:02:15]RIGHT.

[00:02:16]>> THAT'S MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT. RIGHT.

[00:02:18]>> MY FREEDOM of speech. FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

[00:02:22]You're arresting ME FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

[00:02:25]>> NO, STUPID. They're not arresting you for freedom of speech. They're arresting you for trying to fight your way back into a bar that you haven't been kicked out of.

[00:02:33]>> WHAT THE [ __ ] BRO?

[00:02:34]>> Have all the people inside.

[00:02:36]>> I HAVE MY SOCIAL SECURITY ME.

[00:02:38]>> I HAVE ALL MY ID ON ME, BRO. CHECK.

[00:02:41]CHECK. CHECK. CHECK. CHECK. BRO, RELAX.

[00:02:44]>> They're going to check. They're going to find out who you are.

[00:02:52]Doesn't matter if you have your ID on you or not. You fought cops. You made that choice. You're going to jail either way. CHECK.

[00:02:59]>> BRO, CHECK. CHECK. PUT HIM IN THE >> I DON'T HAVE NOTHING ON ME, BRO. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS GOING ON HERE?

[00:03:06]>> We're under arrest.

[00:03:08]>> UNDER ARREST FOR WHAT? WHAT'S >> wrong conduct right now? I'm trespassing.

[00:03:12]>> I told you to leave and you walk right back.

[00:03:14]>> Trespassing, bro. What?

[00:03:16]>> Yeah, trespassing. That's when you're supposed to leave, but you don't.

[00:03:19]Stupid.

[00:03:20]>> Next is res. You going to get resisting arrest, too.

[00:03:23]>> I'm not resisting arrest.

[00:03:26]>> HANDCUFFS. HOW CAN I RESIST MY HANDCUFFS?

[00:03:30]>> CAN I stick UP YOUR ASS? PLEASE. PLEASE.

[00:03:33]Get in. Stay in the car.

[00:03:41]Where's his shoe? I don't know. Oh, right there. I get a shoe.

[00:03:49]Uh resisting.

[00:03:54]>> Yeah.

[00:03:55]>> Trespass.

[00:03:56]>> Noise and interference.

[00:03:57]>> Interference.

[00:03:58]>> Should I get in the front here?

[00:04:12]>> She belts are tight. I can't feel my arms.

[00:04:15]worried about it.

[00:04:17]>> Calm down.

[00:04:18]>> No, he's just running his mouth.

[00:04:21]>> So, just ignore him. It'll drive him crazy.

[00:04:30]>> All right, cool.

[00:04:48]Can you keep processing?

[00:05:01]>> He's on my side.

[00:05:10]Diabetes.

[00:05:13]Diabetes. That's how you are.

[00:05:16]>> I'm listen.

[00:05:21]>> We weren't there. We don't >> 100%.

[00:05:27]>> Jewish. I don't care. All right. My lawyer is Jewish. My lawyer will get me out here ASAP. Okay. All right.

[00:05:37]All right. I didn't do anything. Well, you didn't leave. You're supposed to do that. So, you're kind of right.

[00:05:44]>> You didn't even read my Miranda rights.

[00:05:47]SO, YOU BETTER GET SUED.

[00:05:49]>> YOU DIDN'T READ MY MIRANDA, RIGHT?

[00:05:53]>> I don't care. Y'ALL BETTER GET SUED. I DON'T CARE.

[00:05:55]>> OFF TO MIRANDA. You're not asking any questions.

[00:05:57]>> Miranda, right? You didn't read my >> Go ahead. Have a seat. HAVE A SEAT.

[00:06:01]>> TELL ME. HAVE A SEAT.

[00:06:03]>> I don't care. Y'all better get a seat.

[00:06:06]Sit down.

[00:06:07]>> Y'all better get sued. I don't care. I GOT DIABETES AND THAT [ __ ] TIGHT AS [ __ ] ON ME. MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS HIGH RIGHT NOW.

[00:06:14]>> OKAY.

[00:06:15]>> Y I don't give a [ __ ] Y'ALL BETTER GET SUED like crazy. I got a Jewish lawyer.

[00:06:21]>> I don't care.

[00:06:22]>> Who gives a [ __ ] about the ethnicity of your lawyer? What's that got to do with the price of beans in China?

[00:06:27]>> Diabetes for what? WHAT'S MY REASON? WHAT'S MY REASON? Sit down.

[00:06:34]>> I'M CUFFED UP. I'M CUFFED UP. SIT DOWN.

[00:06:37]OH, WHAT CAN I DO?

[00:06:39]>> All right, go ahead. LET'S GO AHEAD.

[00:06:40]>> Take your shoe off.

[00:06:41]>> All right, take my shoe off. Go ahead. I don't got nothing on me. Go ahead. Take my belt off. I don't got nothing on me.

[00:06:48]>> Y'all sold ME FOR NO REASON. I BETTER GET 100.

[00:06:52]>> You ain't going to get [ __ ] dumbass.

[00:06:55]>> I don't give a [ __ ] >> Sure. Yeah, I Bro, I've been a tough gun.

[00:07:03]>> You got to charge him with a felony for that haircut.

[00:07:07]How am I Don't turn.

[00:07:10]Yo, can you can you Yo, y'all supposed to respect people. What am I being a tough guy about? I didn't get I didn't get lawsuit for nothing. I got arrested for nothing. Y'all didn't read my Miranda rights.

[00:07:22]>> Your Mara rights.

[00:07:25]>> I got a right to sue. Get the [ __ ] out of here. Miranda right? Talk to your lawyer.

[00:07:29]>> Y read my Miranda rights.

[00:07:31]>> All right, we're not asking any questions. NO, NO, NO, NO. THE ENGLISH IS NEW YORK. THAT'S EVERYWHERE IN the United States. THAT'S MY FIRST AMENDMENT. I GOT A RIGHT TO SPEAK.

[00:07:41]>> CAREFUL, GUYS. Don't violate his first amendment.

[00:07:44]>> RIGHT. YO.

[00:07:45]>> YO, WHY YOU guess me for? Why? Yo, why?

[00:07:48]Yo, why you guess me for?

[00:07:50]>> Why you stupid?

[00:07:52]>> Keep pulling away. Keep playing.

[00:07:54]>> Because you ARRESTED ME FOR NO REASON, BRO. Y'ALL ARRESTED ME FOR NO REASON. I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING, BRO.

[00:08:03]WHAT THE [ __ ] YO, I didn't do anything, BRO.

[00:08:10]YO, I didn't Yo, y'all crazy, bro. Y'all know that, too. I didn't do anything, bro. That's what you're acting on camera.

[00:08:17]>> Acting?

[00:08:18]>> Where's my Miranda Rice?

[00:08:21]>> I don't think he's acting. I think he really is this dumb.

[00:08:25]>> Y'all didn't read my Miranda right.

[00:08:29]Okay, put it on top of your head. On top of your head. this hand on the top of your head.

[00:08:35]>> Yo, y'all better get sued like crazy. I got a Jewish lawyer, bro. Y'all better get sued, bro.

[00:08:41]>> I hope you know, bro.

[00:08:42]>> Yeah, I'm going TO LOSE YOUR JOB. HEARD >> MANY TIMES BEFORE. I WANT TO CALL Y'ALL.

[00:08:46]I WANT TO SPEAK TO MY LAWYER. WHAT'S UP?

[00:08:48]YO, I WANT TO SPEAK TO MY LAWYER. WHAT'S UP?

[00:08:51]>> SO, you think he's done? He's not done.

[00:08:54]He gets dumber.

[00:09:07]Jeremy, give me your shirt.

[00:09:10]Stop playing around. Give me your shirt.

[00:09:11]>> Come on, man.

[00:09:12]>> Give me your shirt.

[00:09:12]>> Come on, man. I've been asking Slide your shirt through a phone, man. I've been asking for my constitutional right, bro.

[00:09:22]>> Give him your shirt. And for the love of God, pull those pants up.

[00:09:26]>> Slide your shirt through, bro. Slide your shirt through. You just pissed all over the floor, too.

[00:09:30]>> Bro, is that [ __ ] up, bro?

[00:09:33]>> I mean, even the dumbest dog can get house broken. Apparently not this guy, though.

[00:09:38]>> Right, bro. I locked up.

[00:09:40]>> Give me your shirt.

[00:09:41]>> Throw your shirt. Throw your shirt on the wall here.

[00:09:44]>> Throw your shirt on the wall.

[00:09:45]>> I didn't do anything, man.

[00:09:48]>> You just pissed all over the floor. ALL >> OVER THE MAT.

[00:09:52]>> Trying to get your attention, bro. Did nobody ever teach you there's a difference between good attention and bad attention? You're not getting good attention now. Stupid pass through.

[00:10:01]Slide it through. I'm not touching it cuz there's piss all over it.

[00:10:03]>> Yo, am I wrong, bro? I still have to make a phone call, bro. That's my constitutional right American born citizen.

[00:10:11]>> You think y screaming all night?

[00:10:13]>> Yes, bro.

[00:10:14]>> No, bro. Y'all bro, >> is that a C-section scar?

[00:10:19]>> That's it. That was your job, bro.

[00:10:21]>> Okay, that's it. You're going to get charged with the criminal missions now.

[00:10:24]Put this on the floor in the M.

[00:10:45]I like how they put him all the way down the hallway. They ain't trying to listen to his [ __ ] What's up, boss?

[00:10:54]Ready to roll?

[00:10:57]>> We're going to go back to the initial booking room. I don't know if you remember.

[00:11:06]>> Oh my god. Pull those pants up.

[00:11:08]>> Just head straight out this way. Yep.

[00:11:11]And then we're going to make a right once you exit that uh door.

[00:11:16]>> Are you hungry? We got some Miranda rice.

[00:11:25]Yep. Make a right this way. And then at the end of the hallway, just make another right. And then the doorway is right on your right hand side.

[00:11:32]Right on in here, boss.

[00:11:34]Yep.

[00:11:37]All right.

[00:11:41]Let's see. Is he putting the piss shirt back on? Ew. That's all I got from Miranda Rice McFd there. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one.

[00:11:56]>> Now I'm flat on my back. Why you did that? Why you did that? Tears rolling down like a sad