Read Between The Lines | supermegashow - 108

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[00:02:37]>> eons. I'm just kidding. Like years, of course. But >> I know. Yeah, I'll check it out. Um, >> he has his hat on and everything, too.

[00:02:45]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:02:46]>> He looks so good with the hat on.

[00:02:48]>> Guys, welcome to >> Welcome to Super Mega Show episode.

[00:02:53]Forgot what episode it is, but uh it's >> 108. That's it. It's 108. Uh, hosted by your boys Matthew and >> Ryan. And that's Boys with a Z.

[00:03:03]>> Yeah, >> that's Boys with a Z.

[00:03:05]>> Very, very important distinction there.

[00:03:07]>> The funny brothers with a Z.

[00:03:09]>> Yeah, the funny brothers.

[00:03:11]as we've been known to be called. Trust me, >> we're so hip and haping.

[00:03:14]>> Yeah. Hip and Happening. You do not uh you do not want to make the mistake of calling us funny brothers with an S. No.

[00:03:20]>> Okay. Uh last guy that did that.

[00:03:22]>> Well, I'd say ask him. But uh >> he's >> But also, we remain to be still collect.

[00:03:27]We're still the funny brothers with an S. Like we still own that. That's that's our, you know, our name.

[00:03:32]>> Just when you say it, just in your head, picture like visualize that you're saying it with a Z. that like the S like there's a and it turns into a Z >> like it like goes it flips around does a 180.

[00:03:43]>> So it's spelled both ways at the same time.

[00:03:46]>> Yes. Yeah. It's kind of one of those things where uh it's like it's one of those if Disney could just do this with any idea just like all well I guess you know a lot of the a lot of game studios and they have like little loopholes for like I I think of the nemesis system in the Lord of the Rings games or whatever where it's like hey you know this thing that would be good for most games to have this very very general thing that deals with AI we're going to patent it and nobody can use it. Kind of like when the Fine Bros tried to patent React.

[00:04:17]Yes, >> that that was that was an insane uh little era of YouTube history. Dude, we've you you and I have >> kind of existed through all of it.

[00:04:26]>> The PewDiePie era. And I'm not talking when he was going PewDiePie. I'm talking about when he was going I can't say what he but you know that era.

[00:04:37]>> That's a good era.

[00:04:37]>> The happening.

[00:04:39]>> What the hell is happening? Remember when the happening happened, >> dude? When when everyone's uh advertisers went goodbye >> because of because one guy >> was was was reckless. That was awesome.

[00:04:55]>> Yeah, but I mean that is something to say where like a whole [ __ ] online ecosystem can be affected by maybe not necessarily all like the actions of one but like the actions of few. Well, it's kind of like that in in in all industries, I guess, like on a larger scale. It's like there are people where it's like one person could truly just kind of f everything up.

[00:05:20]>> Tip the scales.

[00:05:20]>> Notice I didn't say the actual f word.

[00:05:23]Uh >> why not? This isn't your mother's podcast. This is the super mega show.

[00:05:30]>> There's no Yeah. No podcast in the title.

[00:05:32]>> Super mega show podcast.

[00:05:33]>> But you know, it's the a podcast.

[00:05:35]>> Yeah. That's why we dropped it. It's not It's not 2014. We don't have to put cast in the name anymore.

[00:05:40]>> Or do we?

[00:05:42]Super mega show cast.

[00:05:45]>> Super mega show >> cast.

[00:05:47]>> Cast.

[00:05:48]>> One word.

[00:05:48]>> The official super mega podcast.

[00:05:51]>> Uh, got to be careful because Moist Critical has the official podcast.

[00:05:55]>> The Yeah, but this is how we get into those search engines. The official Super Mega podcast in the yard.

[00:06:03]>> We'll go do it out uh we'll just set our setup to look like a backyard. Exactly.

[00:06:08]Or front yard.

[00:06:09]>> That's it. That's it. That's it.

[00:06:10]>> Cuz theirs is a is like a patio. Like a millionaire's patio.

[00:06:13]>> Theirs is like a like a like a back area where ours will be like, >> you know, maybe maybe some uh >> there's a tire swing in the back on a tree.

[00:06:22]>> Well, that's more of a backyard.

[00:06:23]>> A broken tire swing.

[00:06:25]>> I think of a tire swing as a backyard fixture.

[00:06:26]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:06:27]>> Do you >> It can be anywhere, you know. I've seen you the one standing tree in uh someone's front. I've seen tire swings, but you know, we lived in, you know, so >> it's uh I loved growing up there. Uh but but it is uh it is kind of like I guess a little loophole. It's it's ambiguous.

[00:06:46]They can say, "Hey, this is clearly a backyard set." And go, "Actually, no.

[00:06:49]Tire swings can be a front yard fixture as well as a backyard fixture or sideyard."

[00:06:53]>> Oh, you know the the [ __ ] what are they called? The the shitty home people, the H what? Whatever.

[00:06:58]>> HGN.

[00:06:59]>> No, no, no. HTV.

[00:07:00]>> The like neighborhood. Oh, homeowners association.

[00:07:03]>> Yeah, they they go they go nuts over trampolines and you know they go nuts over tire swings as well.

[00:07:09]>> Dude, they actually would probably be more pissed about a tire swing than a trampoline because that's >> What are we hillbillies?

[00:07:14]>> Yeah, they'd they'd be like, "Boy, you just took an a tire off your [ __ ] your pickup truck, your your old broken down pickup truck, and just [ __ ] strung it up on a on a tree from a rope."

[00:07:23]>> Think about someone comes down from Charleston. What are they going to think of us?

[00:07:27]>> They're going to think we're a couple of hicks, >> dude. homeowners association of boys.

[00:07:33]>> Like everyone that is on the homeowners association, I don't care what street, I don't care what neighborhood, city, state, whatever, >> you're a loser.

[00:07:40]>> You're you're you're tripping with power and and you it sucks. It just seems like it sucks.

[00:07:46]>> I've uh only heard negative things. I don't know what positives they do. It feels like it's just kind of almost like where like who starts it? Is it just like a bunch of strangers go we're going to start it and like loosely enforce it?

[00:07:59]cuz like how can it actually be enforced?

[00:08:03]Like are there chairs and board members?

[00:08:06]There are there are, but I don't I don't know like what the actual like legal spec specities of it are because um I I rent and uh for some reason I also get CCD on the homeowners association emails for the property >> and uh which you know I I don't I have nothing to do with that because I'm I'm a tenant but uh I see all the homeowners association emails and I'm like damn this sucks. You guys suck. I hope I hope none of my neighbors that are on the homeowners association uh watch this podcast cuz they're going to go >> um it's summer and you have winter flowers out right now. I mean I know they're fake potted plants but it just you know it just >> Sorry they're fake plants. That's the problem really. You got you got you need real flowers.

[00:08:53]>> I see you planted new bushes but you did not send in the proper form to ask permission to change your yard because your yard affects everyone else's. Let's let's think of it. Think of it. Look on the look, you know, bird's eye view. You know, you see everyone's yard. If one yard is out of line, they're all out of line.

[00:09:15]>> [ __ ] >> But it's it's really a lot of stupid stuff like that.

[00:09:19]>> A mixture of what? Like >> Bug's Life. It was a mixture of It was like putting um I was about to call him Hank. His name's not Hank. His name's [ __ ] Brian Cranston.

[00:09:30]>> No, it's Hank.

[00:09:31]>> It was like putting Heisenberg in Bug's Life.

[00:09:34]which Brian Cranston would like if they needed to do a liveaction remake of Bug's Life. Well, they they could have uh Brian Cranon as Hopper instead of Kevin Space.

[00:09:44]>> Well, I was going to say they could do what Moana does and they could just get where it's like Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

[00:09:48]He voices the animated character, but he also plays the real life version. Kevin Spacy could come and play the bad guy.

[00:09:53]And you know what's great about that?

[00:09:57]>> You'd really like feel the role. You'd be like, I hate this guy.

[00:09:59]>> He is a bad guy.

[00:10:00]>> Yeah. You like he's a bad guy. and and it wouldn't, you know, it's not acting at that point. It's like this guy sucks, >> dude. I can't wait for the live action remake of uh [ __ ] Bug's Life or Toy Story.

[00:10:10]>> Uh well, I don't I'm jumping up in my chair right now.

[00:10:13]>> Stop. Stop. Yeah, I don't It's already squeaking. I don't want to I don't want to break it. Um >> I also want new chairs. More firm chairs.

[00:10:20]>> These are so deep.

[00:10:21]>> They are. But I got to I got to I I know we're probably not supposed to do this, but a little somebody leaked something to me. Okay, speaking of live action bug life.

[00:10:33]>> Yes. And we're going to show the very Okay, I I don't want to get in trouble, so we're going to show Luke is allowed to show 3 seconds of leaked footage from the new uh live action Bug's Life. Here it is. You're right. It's just one and >> Wow, that's exciting.

[00:10:55]>> Yep. I hope that we don't get sued for that one. Well, I mean, we we we blurred the Disney logo on it, so who's to say who it came for?

[00:11:05]>> Yeah. No, we didn't blur. There was an artifact in the [ __ ] in the It's not [ __ ] >> Yeah. And I was making a joke as like, you know, cuz Disney puts their [ __ ] on everything. I was just saying I was using Disney as like a gnomenclature.

[00:11:21]>> That's a big word.

[00:11:24]>> What is What is typical speak? Gotcha. I I I knew what that meant, but for some reason I was like, do I know what that mean?

[00:11:32]>> You're testing me.

[00:11:32]>> I wasn't testing you. I was testing myself actually cuz I was like nomenclature.

[00:11:37]That's a That's a That's a That's a big boy word.

[00:11:40]>> Remember SAT words?

[00:11:42]>> I do. I hated them. So stupid, dude, cuz it's like there's there's not like a list of words that are going to show up on the SAT that you have to study for.

[00:11:51]There there are like two million words in the English language. So having to learn SAT words for school is just like, yeah, I just hear some words. They're not going to be on the SAT, but you got to learn them. So >> I much preferred when I was just spelling words and then there were extra words at the this is elementary school, of course, but there were extra words that I could earn a 105 to 10 on, like 10 extra harder words that I could try my hand at. I mean, imag the way I paint it, it's almost like it's like spell this word and you you know, it's like a blank next to the word, but it's like the teacher would, you know, number one is say the word and >> like like on a spelling test like written out, it's like spell >> hotel and just write it next to it.

[00:12:34]>> As a kid, that would probably stump me in like kindergarten or something.

[00:12:39]>> What hotel?

[00:12:40]>> What's going on?

[00:12:41]>> Hotel like my brain wouldn't make the connection of Oh, >> yeah. Honestly, yeah, cuz I was I'd be sitting there like, >> h miscalculate. How do >> I I've seen this trick before?

[00:12:56]>> I'm going to spell it wrong.

[00:12:58]>> You know what just flashed in my head?

[00:13:00]And I've said this story on the podcast so many times, but it's cuz we're talking about elementary school.

[00:13:03]>> That flash.

[00:13:04]>> Huh? No. No. Um, that was also a I >> That's what I thought a flash mob was.

[00:13:14]So when we went out to do that the other Yeah.

[00:13:16]>> Well, you you clearly didn't read the email I sent prepping for the night before because I had the whole music and I had the whole >> I just thought I I was like, "Oh, I get it. Flash, I got it."

[00:13:26]>> Yeah. Uh and I, you know, that was a fun uh weekend in jail. But um what were you saying about elementary school?

[00:13:32]>> Uh I just had the memory of like in the hallway and I remember this fucker's name, but I'm not going to say it.

[00:13:36]>> No, do it. Dox him. No. remember doing this to him and then he like he's usually one of the kids that would like always joke or he'd go too far with his jokes. So like as a joke I was like and then >> he just went >> instantly his face went to the teacher like it wasn't it was almost like he was excited he could use this on someone.

[00:13:55]>> Probably was >> and I got in trouble.

[00:13:57]>> Uh and and for audio listeners uh the action Ryan did was it was >> putting up my ring finger >> holding up your ring finger >> as if it were my middle finger but not using my middle finger.

[00:14:06]>> Cuz that's the thing. It's close enough to your middle finger that you know you might have to do a a double take at that. You'll see it and go, "Huh?"

[00:14:14]>> Hey, mom.

[00:14:16]>> What?

[00:14:17]Don't [ __ ] do this. She took took my finger and that's another story. That's another story.

[00:14:22]>> That little [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. I can't I can't believe he did that.

[00:14:25]>> No, my mom.

[00:14:26]>> No, no, not that. The the telling on you for the uh >> Yeah, for the >> your mom's gonna be like, I >> I never would do that, Ryan. You know that.

[00:14:36]I remember someone uh in fourth grade uh telling me to go up to the teacher and hold up three fingers like this and say, "Read between the lines."

[00:14:49]>> Oh, no.

[00:14:53]>> Did you know?

[00:14:54]>> No, I didn't.

[00:14:56]>> And you did it.

[00:14:56]>> I did it. Yeah.

[00:14:58]>> Well, I read between the lines. I was safe.

[00:15:01]>> Imagine having a kid come up to you and just like you just think, "Fuck you."

[00:15:05]You're like, "What the hell?"

[00:15:07]>> I mean, the this teacher was uh her son was a good friend of mine. Okay.

[00:15:13]>> So, I would sleep over at their house sometimes. So, like I knew this teacher well, but like I I played it safer. I was like, "What is the what does it mean if I say read between the lines?" Okay.

[00:15:25]>> And uh she said she was like, "Don't do that."

[00:15:28]>> I also uh I remember Um, another time in school, uh, I I remember seeing the word ejaculate in a book or or some medical thing. I I don't remember. But but there was no definition. And I remember asking what I was like, what is what does ejaculate mean? Teacher was like, >> why is that in a fourth grade book?

[00:15:52]>> It wasn't in a fourth grade book.

[00:15:54]>> It was Dr. Seuss's red fish.

[00:15:56]>> It's a text from my dad.

[00:15:58]But uh no, it was it was uh I was looking through like a an encyclopedia or a dictionary or something, but like the definition I just remember the definition wasn't there.

[00:16:07]>> Yeah, it would be in there.

[00:16:08]>> It would. Yeah. Here's the definition, by the way. It's on screen.

[00:16:11]>> We haven't done a word of the day in a long time.

[00:16:13]>> Yeah. Today's uh the word of the week is ejaculate.

[00:16:15]>> Yep. Or the word of today. Today Today's super mega word, you know, and it's just it's not really a word of the I guess it's the word of this week.

[00:16:23]>> Well, it's the word of Yeah, cuz you know, we're not doing it weekly. Sounds good. Well, I mean, we were doing it weekly and we were consistent with it.

[00:16:29]And some of you guys complained that the words were too hard and then we made them easier. And some of you complained that the words were too easy and stupid, so we just stopped.

[00:16:37]>> Too hot, too cold. Never just right. I know. It's like [ __ ] It's like trying to please Goldilocks.

[00:16:45]Here, by the way, here's the def uh I it's on it's still on screen, but the definition of ejaculate is ejaculation is the discharge of semen containing sperm from the penis through the urethra, typically occurring during sexual climax, parenthesis orgasm.

[00:17:02]>> It doesn't have to happen during sexual climax.

[00:17:07]>> What other when when else would you >> Isn't there that dude that just ejaculates spontaneously, but he's still experiencing sexual >> climaxing? Yeah, that is a climax.

[00:17:18]>> I mean, I sure I'm sure there are some ghost spurters out there somewhere in this world.

[00:17:23]>> Oh, just go.

[00:17:24]>> Yeah, I'll be right back.

[00:17:26]>> Yeah, sorry I came.

[00:17:28]>> Basically, >> because ejaculate, ejaculate, the verb, but ejaculate is also a noun.

[00:17:34]>> The ejaculate that comes from the penis that you ejaculate.

[00:17:37]>> Yes. Via ejaculated. Ejaculate through ejaculation.

[00:17:43]Exactly. Like I was ejaculating and ejaculate when I ejaculated through ejaculation.

[00:17:51]>> That's a that's one of those words now that doesn't sound like a word anymore.

[00:17:55]>> And uh >> but it is a word of uh of of the super mega show. I remember reading actually a very common um alien abduction uh trend.

[00:18:06]A thing that many people have reported is that uh they the the aliens uh take the their their ejaculate from them and and they use a device that makes them ejaculate, but they don't climax. It just makes it happen.

[00:18:22]>> They use a device. It's just they're giving them hand jobs. just >> Oh, now you're not going to tell anyone, right?

[00:18:28]>> They're wearing like they have like a hologram that's easily, you know, it's a hologram. You see like the big head behind it, but it's like of a human woman's face.

[00:18:36]>> Hey, I mean this >> Hello. There's been some senators that have been talking about hybrid breeding programs.

[00:18:44]>> Yeah. And JD Vance was talking about their demons.

[00:18:47]>> They're de demons in the sky.

[00:18:49]>> Yeah. Flying around.

[00:18:50]>> Great name for a song. Demons in the sky.

[00:18:54]That's, you know, just sounds like what's the what's the song in the sky?

[00:19:00]When I die, lay me to rest.

[00:19:09]Sounds familiar. I think I know what you're singing. Uh, but we do have to do a quick commercial break. Uh, but first, speaking of the word of the week, Luke is going to demonstrate an ejaculation.

[00:19:21]Take it away, Luke.

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[00:21:05]Don't know how he's going to get out of that one, Matthew.

[00:21:08]>> Well, he better start uh getting one out, Ryan, if you know what I'm saying.

[00:21:12]>> Nice.

[00:21:13]>> Yeah. Ah, what's your favorite memory?

[00:21:17]Just kidding. Oh, >> anyways, we were talking about ejaculation before.

[00:21:21]>> Yeah. Yeah. Uh, >> ejaculated.

[00:21:24]>> When's the first time you ejaculated?

[00:21:30]>> I don't want to go. I changed the subject.

[00:21:31]>> Okay.

[00:21:32]>> Uh, talk about a surprise party.

[00:21:37]>> SURPRISE.

[00:21:40]>> OKAY. GOOD. GOOD. I mean, that could be one of the times that happens without Okay. Also, but wait, you brought up that dude >> that's just always ejaculating.

[00:21:49]>> Yeah.

[00:21:49]>> And I'm not talking about Luke. I'm talking about uh the guy who has a a chronic condition uh where like he he blasts he blasts rope like 200 times a day. Not not even by doing it like it just it just happens. And you know, people will be like, "Wow, man, that sounds like a dream come true." But but I I watched an interview with him where it was >> it was at my mom's funeral.

[00:22:11]>> Yeah. He He said he was his father's c he was looking into his father's casket.

[00:22:15]>> My dad's casket. And I was just coming a storm. I was busting silly. It was bloody horrible.

[00:22:22]>> He said it was >> that was busting silly next to me. Paw >> next to me. Pops.

[00:22:31]>> Dude popping one next to his paws. I try to look at them and think of all the childhood memories I have, but each time I a memory started going, I just popped one off and I had to check that it didn't get in the car casket. Anything biscuits and gravy.

[00:22:45]I feel bad. He's living he's living.

[00:22:48]>> I forgot we're making fun of a real person. Like like I was laughing at the situation and I remembered like, "Oh, this is a real thing that happened to a man." And if that man is for some reason watching, I hope that you've you I hope you're not ejaculating as much anymore.

[00:22:59]And I hope that uh you weren't hurt by the jokes we just made because they were not at your expense. They were at the uh silliness of the situation.

[00:23:09]>> Yes.

[00:23:10]>> Right. Yeah. Because because even if if I were him and I if I was ejaculating a storm, if I was if I was popping them off left and right at my dad's funeral, you know, it would suck. But I I I >> shooting out some dust bunnies. I I would at least be able to, I think, understand the uh the silly nature of that, right? Silly is not the right word. It's more It's like tra It's like a tragic comedy. It's like something from like a superb bad type movie, >> you know? Now that time's passed, I can laugh about it, but I went to my dad's funeral, big mommy PS, and I was >> No, but apparently it's like it's like it's absolutely it's uh that condition is is just it's horrible apparently.

[00:23:53]Like it's it's painful they say for the heart. Well, actually think about this. I'm thinking think harder.

[00:24:07]>> What am I thinking about? You haven't told me.

[00:24:10]>> Keep thinking.

[00:24:11]>> But you haven't given me what I'm thinking about. He said think about this. This pertaining to something. It wasn't just a general think.

[00:24:19]>> Well, think about this.

[00:24:21]Yeah. When a man ejaculates.

[00:24:26]Is this is this a riddle?

[00:24:28]>> When a man ejaculates.

[00:24:31]Riddle me this. Uh Batman. When a man ejaculates just like you hear through the microphones that Batman's like listening to this like what are you doing?

[00:24:43]>> Okay. Sorry. We're going. We're getting off topic.

[00:24:49]Just like what were you going to say?

[00:24:51]Were you saying I got these stains?

[00:24:53]>> Riddle me this.

[00:24:56]>> All right. Riddle me this.

[00:24:58]>> When a man ejaculates.

[00:25:00]>> Yes.

[00:25:04]>> Think about this though.

[00:25:05]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What am I thinking about?

[00:25:07]>> In your brain.

[00:25:09]>> Some brain.

[00:25:10]>> Sorry.

[00:25:11]>> It blasts what I mean. I mean that that that that blasts what? Like dopamine and serot. All those all those. It says your brain takes a snapshot upon ejaculation.

[00:25:20]>> Really? It goes.

[00:25:22]>> Is that true?

[00:25:25]>> Like an old like >> I heard that somewhere. I I don't know where.

[00:25:30]>> Imagine uh real quick uh like a detective character like on a crime scene going, "Wait a second."

[00:25:39]>> I bet he can like go back and talk about a brain blast.

[00:25:43]He can go back and he can he can reference the crime scene later with his photographic memory, but he has to ejaculate again to produce that screenshot.

[00:25:51]>> And if there's people around, he can just play a little pocket pool.

[00:25:54]>> Yeah. Like if he's just like going, it's like it starts like the image is like like fading in and out, but then upon ejaculation, it's like one of those things where they're shining bright.

[00:26:06]>> Detective.

[00:26:08]>> Oh yeah, >> I ALMOST I ALMOST HAD IT. OH, I GOT TO START ALL OVER.

[00:26:13]They just think he's like some crazy like Rainman like psychic, but really he's just uh touching himself through his pants pocket. I mean, if there was a detective that was that, you know, that could do that, I mean, he would be very useful in the field.

[00:26:25]>> He'd be allowed to do it.

[00:26:26]>> Yeah. But I'm saying the skill of being able to recall exactly what like you're going take a snapshot as soon as you ejaculate and then being able to recall that through m like it is a it it would be a great skill as a detective to have as as weird and off-putting as it might be. Season two plot twist, right? To mix it up. Wait, this isn't true detective.

[00:26:48]Don't spoil the plot twist for me.

[00:26:51]Okay. The Vince Vaughn season, right? He loses the ability to remember unless he also is ejaculating. So to remember the crime scene again, he has to >> Guys, when are guys literally going to like when are men and Ryan going to notice that they literally just explain the plot to True Detective season 2 with Vince Vaughn?

[00:27:11]>> I haven't seen season two. I've seen season one. It's incredible. I've seen it. It's so good. It's such you would love it.

[00:27:17]>> Uh incredible >> with McConna and Harelson.

[00:27:21]>> Mr. Incredible.

[00:27:22]>> Mr. McConna.

[00:27:24]Uh, who is Mr. Incredible to me? I love that man.

[00:27:27]>> He was great in uh Fool's Gold in um >> Failure to Launch.

[00:27:31]>> Failure to Launch in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

[00:27:34]>> That Contact.

[00:27:36]>> He's great in contact. Kisses Jodie Foster right on her lips.

[00:27:39]>> He's in one of the Friday the >> Freaky Friday movies with Renee Zel. Is it Renee Zel?

[00:27:46]>> Yeah, she switch she switches bodies of Matthew McConnA. Is no is Renee the one that was in what's that movie with Jim Carrey where it's like he he has like two personalities the mask.

[00:27:57]>> No no no kind Jim Carrey and then buzzed head lawn mower man.

[00:28:01]>> Is that what it's called?

[00:28:02]>> The electric guy.

[00:28:03]>> No no no no. This is like >> not the cable guy. It's like some other movie where he's just >> he's like he has sunglasses and almost like a >> Let me see.

[00:28:12]>> I know what you're talking about. I've never seen it. It's an older movie.

[00:28:14]>> My name's Dick. My name is Dick or something like that. is Ryan.

[00:28:18]>> Hold on. Let me see if I can My name is Dick.

[00:28:22]>> My name is Dick.

[00:28:24]>> No. Um, Jim Carrey. Dick.

[00:28:29]That's not coming up with anything.

[00:28:30]>> Well, Jim Carrey, >> it might come up with something else if you if you catch my drift.

[00:28:35]>> Buzzcut movie.

[00:28:39]>> Not Dumb and Dumb. Me, myself, and Irene. That's it. That's it. Um, Mr. Dick. My name is >> How do you do this stuff, dude?

[00:28:48]>> My name is Mr. DICK.

[00:28:52]>> ME, MYSELF, and Irene.

[00:28:54]>> It's close, dude. Very close.

[00:28:59]My name is Mr. >> That was the overseas title, actually.

[00:29:03]>> My name is Mr. Why? Like, I don't even know what what >> the German title. My name is Mr. >> But uh Oh, I I didn't finish what I was saying about ejaculating. Listen to this. I feel like that condition probably sucks because When you when you when you blast rope, okay, it blasts your brain with uh with >> radiation. Oh, >> essentially dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, all that all that stuff. But the thing is, if you're blasting rope all day, your your shit's going to get down reggulated. Your dopamine is going to to feel happy.

[00:29:38]>> You're going to have to keep blasting row >> essentially. And it's going to it's it's diminishing returns there. Which means that when you're blasting your brain with that much dopamine, it's like a it's like a drug user. You know, it's the same thing where you can't feel normal without the drugs because your dopamine levels have changed cuz you're >> Well, that brings the dramatic aspect of this detective story we have going on, too.

[00:29:59]>> He's getting more depressed.

[00:30:00]>> Yeah. But he's doing it for the just cause of bringing in a serial killer.

[00:30:05]>> He has to catch this one killer. Like there's this one killer that it's like it's like that is his Heisenberg day.

[00:30:12]>> His white whale.

[00:30:12]>> His white whale. That's the name of the serial killer, too.

[00:30:16]>> It's a white whale's been here.

[00:30:19]Or as we refer to him, Mr. Heisenberg huh. And don't even get us started on his accomplice, Mr. Robot.

[00:30:42]Okay, we we what?

[00:30:45]>> So, these are the writers. Okay, well, this is our writers team. Good, good, good. We know we know what we're working with.

[00:30:51]>> We got one of the guys from Breaking Bad. It's going to be crazy. He's And apparently two of the six writers from Scary Movie as well.

[00:30:57]>> They just keep constantly referencing their their old works.

[00:31:01]>> You still haven't seen Plurabus?

[00:31:04]No, wait. No, I haven't. And I really want to. I just haven't had the time.

[00:31:10]>> That's not true.

[00:31:11]>> It's not true.

[00:31:12]>> You have the time. You've just chosen >> unwisely. Exactly. You're playing games >> in both in both senses of the of the term of speech.

[00:31:20]>> Quit playing games with my heart.

[00:31:23]>> Is good though. I liked it.

[00:31:24]>> My heart >> except season two is not coming out for a long time.

[00:31:30]>> Quit playing games with Ryan's heart.

[00:31:33]you.

[00:31:34]>> Why you looking at me like that?

[00:31:35]>> Look at me.

[00:31:37]>> Stop.

[00:31:37]>> Quit playing games with my Hey, hey, Matt. Matt, quit playing.

[00:31:45]>> What would you do if like you went to go see a concert and like you're just in the crowd in the middle of it just the singer like, "Hey, RYAN. RYAN, >> this is for you."

[00:31:55]>> Dude, I'd pay attention. I mean, I'm obviously excited. I'm there at the concert. I I would be doing one of these. Like, dude, if Jojo Siwa noticed me out in the sea of fans, the Seiwa the Seiwa fans, dude, >> unfortunately, when we went to the Jojo Siwa show, we just had a horrible time because uh >> we were in Brent's VIP booth, which I thought, oh, this is going to be the [ __ ] his he he has a it's his booth like he you know he's there all the time and she has a I'm just picturing like >> he camped out days before >> in the booth >> that the Jojo concert's coming up boys >> there's not like a lot like if you have the section reserved you don't you know you don't have to camp out did you ever respond to him when he reached out to you >> okay he he doesn't respond to me >> that's I mean it's the same way he he's he's one he's one of those where he goes what's up and then you respond.

[00:32:51]>> I don't want to be one of those. I I feel bad. I It's It's I I I don't want I'm also bad at responding.

[00:32:56]>> I don't want to be the person that's airing out stupid [ __ ] on podcasts like >> But we're not This isn't serious though.

[00:33:02]Like we're not we're not like hanging out with Brent every day. You know what I mean?

[00:33:07]>> If you want to see Brent when he's serious, go to a Jojo Seaw concert.

[00:33:10]>> Yeah, exactly.

[00:33:10]>> Never seen a man lock.

[00:33:12]>> There's no veiled like we're not trying to speak through Brent. Be like, "Come on, we got to put some pressure on him so Brent responds to us." It's just it's just funny because it's a game of tag between between an ex boss and his ex employees that always [ __ ] with him from time to time or mention him in embarrassing [ __ ] like on the podcast and lie about him. Lie about we have to say we lie about him.

[00:33:35]>> Yeah, it legally protects us. Remember when he wanted to play tag at the Jojo Seiwa show and we're like Brent just enjoy the show. What are you doing? And he >> there's a type of tag where each time you tag someone you can't tag someone again with that part of your body. Yeah.

[00:33:49]And he's like, "Come on to the VIP booth. You can do whatever you want."

[00:33:51]>> You're running out of You're running out of tag limbs.

[00:33:55]>> What are you going to use?

[00:33:56]>> And he was naked all of a sudden. And >> after No, it's strip tag.

[00:34:03]>> He changed the name of it and the rules Midame, >> but then he switched it back to after he strips.

[00:34:08]>> I'm winning. I'm winning.

[00:34:09]>> Yeah. And he was, if you could see, >> he's running around naked.

[00:34:13]>> He was excited. Uh, but yeah, it was a horrible show.

[00:34:17]Jojo Siwa uh concert I would not go to again.

[00:34:21]>> Uh >> do Matt and Ryan really go to a JoJo Siwa concert?

[00:34:24]>> No, we do now.

[00:34:25]>> Have you Wait, mega threat.

[00:34:27]>> Have you been to like >> No, I've never been to Jojo.

[00:34:30]>> No, no, I know. But have you been like in proximity of Jojo Siwa? No, Jojo Siwa wouldn't be at like [ __ ] camp vlog, you know? Imagine Jojo Siwa camp vlog.

[00:34:40]No, dude. Like one of the big names on the poster.

[00:34:44]>> It's like the It's like the There's the the two days and you know like the bigger artists have the bigger names on the poster.

[00:34:52]>> It's like it's like Tyler the Creator, Jojo Siwa, Frank Ocean. Jojo Seiwa's above Frank Ocean. It's like the first time Frank Ocean's performed in like years, but Jojo Siwa still feel bad for Frank. I don't know him as a person or as a friend, but apparently he's, you know, he's going through a lot of heavy [ __ ] or has been going through a lot of heavy [ __ ] which life sucks.

[00:35:15]>> Yeah.

[00:35:16]>> When you hear someone who's made music that you find beautiful and they're going through a bad time, makes you empathize a little, but only as a fan can. Yeah. I you know with Frank Ocean's stuff I I I I kind of don't have any expectations for like because I know people are like where the [ __ ] is Frank's album. It's one of those things where like at this point it's been so long that I'm not holding my breath for it and then one day I'll maybe be pleasantly surprised.

[00:35:46]>> I had like a good run of singles.

[00:35:47]>> I can live off of his discoraphy. Like I'm not like I'm not going to be I would love more Frank Ocean just like I would love any other artist that I that I love. But there are certain artists where it's like I love their catalog as is and as great as it would be to experience new music. I I' I'd be happy if you know, hope to God that this isn't the case, but if it came down to it, I'd be happy if this was the catalog I I could listen back to because it's a lot of good [ __ ] And it's not like all the same. I feel like same with Tyler. They transformed and changed the sound enough to where you can experience different eras of Tyler, different eras of Frank.

[00:36:22]I love artists that have like eras where like different albums feel like uh completely different like segmented chapters where the sound's a little different, like the imagery is a little bit different.

[00:36:32]>> They're changing as a person, so does their music. That's really fun.

[00:36:35]>> Uh because there there's like the duality of that where some people are like >> if an artist does something different from the old stuff, they're they hate it and they're like, "No, it sucks." But then there's also a group that if the artist keeps doing the same thing that people go like >> sounds like the same old [ __ ] from them.

[00:36:52]>> So which some some bands if you're a a lot of like like I think of Say Anything. If you go to a Say Anything concert today, they're going to be playing a lot of their like older stuff and their sound kind of does sound the same or his sound sounds the same. So I don't think it's the same. Like it's a different, you know, it's >> it's always weird to me when a band like bands obviously cycle especially like bands that have longevity. They cycle through members like you know drummer the drummer of this band. Like as a kid you grow up with this like >> Nickelodeon Cartoon Network aspect where it's like if there's a band there's the drummer, the guitarist, the basis. And then when you start having friends who are in bands, it's like no, I'm just cycled out cuz they needed a drummer. or like even really famous bands that have like known members or like at least the singer. It's weird to me when bands change the lead singer. That's like the one part of a band I feel like you can't really do it. If you change the lead singer, it's not really the same band anymore.

[00:37:54]>> Like the face >> where you Yeah, you can change like a guitarist or a drummer. Not to say that like they have less value in a band because that's not true. But it's like it's more so uh a a a vocalist has like the character of the song I guess if that makes sense where it's like that's kind of what you cuz it's the human part of the song that you >> connect with. So then when that changes it doesn't feel the face of the band.

[00:38:19]They're like they're the person in the music video who is singing to you.

[00:38:23]They're making eye contact to you. I mean sure the the drummer WILL YOU KNOW, LIKE THEY'RE THEY'RE DOING WHAT they can, but the singer is like >> you don't have that human connection though that that hearing someone's voice has where like, you know, someone can swap out and play the exact same drums and when you listen to it, you know, you wouldn't know a difference, but a singer, you would.

[00:38:45]>> And uh there are some bands where it's just like uh in some cases the singer has like died, >> but then they keep the band going just with a new singer. Uh >> that's like unfortunate but understandable.

[00:38:59]>> Understandable. It's just it is unfortunate because especially if it's a super famous band >> like uh >> I don't know. I think Stone Temple Pilots did that. I think that he he died and then um they swapped with someone else which is like totally understandable but like some singers also have such an iconic voice that made the music so recognizable that like when >> Jojo Siwa >> Jojo Seiwa is a great example uh when she passed away and they replaced her well Brent was for me me uh and he he does a good impression I will say >> well he he works with a whole motion capture suit and he does her dance moves. Like >> he's good at the dance.

[00:39:41]>> Like the voice I I think needs a little work, but the dance moves are like he's he's clocked it.

[00:39:46]>> Luckily, the music industry, uh, you know, with AI is able to kind of make up for some of the slack Brent has there.

[00:39:55]Uh, however, he is standing on business when he's doing those [ __ ] dance moves.

[00:40:01]>> Like back from the dance mom's era.

[00:40:03]>> Yeah, he's clocking that.

[00:40:06]Oh, Brent.

[00:40:07]>> Yeah, Brent.

[00:40:08]>> Beautiful Brent.

[00:40:08]>> He's not gonna hear this.

[00:40:09]>> Big, beautiful Brent. Big as in scale, not >> his heart is huge.

[00:40:14]>> Yes. The scale of his persona is big and echoes through time and space.

[00:40:20]>> You know, I I >> love Brent is the is the fourth dimension.

[00:40:28]>> You know, there was a there was a period. Sorry, I just randomly visualized the scene from Interstellar where he's like look he's in the he's in the tesseract and he's in the fourth dimension looking through at Murf, but is Brent is that what it's called? The tesseract.

[00:40:41]>> Yeah, but it's Brent looking through Jojo SIWA GOING JOJO NO doing like one of the phases he he doesn't like one of the many different iterations of Jojo that she's rebranded herself as.

[00:40:57]>> Wait when she's when she's announcing that she's a lesbian.

[00:41:02]No.

[00:41:03]>> Yeah, but because I was about to say the tesseract, you know, the tesseract is in another series of films which I know you're a big fan of.

[00:41:10]>> Doctor Who?

[00:41:11]>> No.

[00:41:12]>> Maybe in Doctor Who, too.

[00:41:13]>> Why did I feel like >> the Marvel movies?

[00:41:15]>> The tesseract.

[00:41:16]>> Oh, yeah. They have to get the tesseract in the Avengers.

[00:41:21]>> That's a cool word movie.

[00:41:24]>> I can't remember.

[00:41:25]>> Second word of the week. Tesseract. And I got to look up what that is. Can you look up? I'll look up what it is in Marvel and you look up the actual definition.

[00:41:33]>> How about that? We'll get two definitions.

[00:41:35]>> And so there's the regular definition and then the Marvel definition, Luke, is going to have to be red background with white font >> like the Marvel logo.

[00:41:44]>> You guys will find out the meanings right after these commercials. Love you.

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[00:43:35]Rock, paper, scissors for who goes first. I think you should you should say the general tesseract and then I'll say what the tessoract is in the marvel.

[00:43:42]>> General tesseract reporting for duty.

[00:43:44]>> A tesseract is a 4D hyper cube analogous analog analogous to a 3D cube but with eight cubic cells, 16 vertices, 32 edges, and 24 square faces. How the f does that work? That's part of the definition, too. So, the mar the this is the Marvel's definition, okay, is is a blue is a blue cube- shaped container holding the space stone, one of the six infinity stones in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It provides nearly unlimited energy, allows for the creation of interdimensional portals, and enables teleportation across the universe. Key users include Hydra, Loki, Shield, and Fus.

[00:44:28]Okay. Well, I didn't even realize that it's also in the definition I was reading. If I continued two sentences, >> it was like it is popularly known in fiction as a device for spatial travel or as the Marvel Cinematic Universe's space stone container.

[00:44:45]>> One of the six Infinity Stones.

[00:44:49]>> Visual representation. Due to its 40D nature, humans cannot view a true tesseract directly. I can >> I saw it in the Marvel movie. Yeah, I >> more than one Marvel movie I saw it in.

[00:45:00]>> Was Was everyone else in the theater just not?

[00:45:03]>> No, they were weren't getting it or or what?

[00:45:06]>> That's the Groc doesn't know what they're talking about.

[00:45:08]>> You know what sucks is that like Tesseracts like a like a 4D hyper cube.

[00:45:16]That [ __ ] is real, but no matter how hard we try, we will never ever be able to actually visualize that. Which sucks.

[00:45:25]I just did.

[00:45:26]>> You did?

[00:45:26]>> Mhm.

[00:45:28]>> I can't explain it cuz how could I expl, you know, explain something you can't visualize?

[00:45:33]>> Yep. I see it as clear as day.

[00:45:35]>> What's it look like?

[00:45:36]>> Um, it looks like a cube shaped type of thing with with like >> Write this down. Write this down.

[00:45:46]>> Like all I look up, there's like generals and stuff. I'm in like this room with like glass.

[00:45:51]>> Keep going, son. It's all right.

[00:45:53]>> What? just keep keep talking.

[00:45:54]>> It took forever, but I knew as as we went through this podcast, he would eventually get to this subject and now we got it.

[00:46:01]>> The whole like [ __ ] like I was placed in your path, you meeting me just to get to this point where it's like we finally got him to describe it.

[00:46:11]>> The tesseract, the hyper cube.

[00:46:14]It'd be so cool if we could if we could see 4D.

[00:46:18]And I ain't talking about going to like the 4D Spongebob ride at Carowinds, which doesn't exist anymore, unfortunately.

[00:46:23]>> It doesn't. It's a [ __ ] stupid dinosaur ride.

[00:46:25]>> [ __ ] that, dude. [ __ ] that. I love getting on Spongebob's [ __ ] bicycle with him on the back >> going Whoa. When we go down to the very bottom, rock bottom.

[00:46:35]>> The very bottom works, too.

[00:46:38]>> Why did Why wasn't I working on the show?

[00:46:41]>> Uh, it's a place called The Very Bottom.

[00:46:44]>> Oh, that's good.

[00:46:46]The guy who had rock bottom was about to speak up and then goes, "Come off. Stupid stupid stupid rock bottom."

[00:46:56]Goes home and he's like, "Just can't hack it in this writer's room.

[00:46:59]EVERYONE'S SO MUCH BETTER than me." The very >> He's at dinner and he's quiet and his wife's like, "You've barely touched your peas.

[00:47:10]Everyone's better than me."

[00:47:12]This guy in the room today came up with the [ __ ] genius idea before I could get mine out again.

[00:47:22]>> And you know, ever since he came up with the character Squid Man, you know, I had Squid Word. I thought that. But I keep telling you though, how does that make word?

[00:47:35]>> What What is What is What is a word?

[00:47:37]Squid word. What? the universe where like Spongebob was written by a [ __ ] like preschoolers.

[00:47:44]>> I mean, dude, the premise of the show is a is a talking sponge.

[00:47:47]>> True. That lives in Bikini Bottom. Mr. Krabs, Sandy Cheeks and Crabs in Bikini Bottom. Hold up. Hold up.

[00:48:01]It's like one of those podcast clips with like the eerie music and it's like most people didn't catch this about Spongebob when they were kids, but there's a much darker meaning.

[00:48:10]>> You know, it's it's one of those things where like I forget, you know, when I see something on the internet, it's like, okay, now I know it, whatever. But >> there are revival of this information that happen all the time. So, it's like every week someone is learning that through a different video that uh Spongebob was going to be a rated R TV show or whatever myth was floating around. They don't rate TV shows are >> the TV MA. Thank you. You're welcome.

[00:48:38]>> Dude, Christ. God, movies have brain rotted you.

[00:48:44]It's all those green screens they show.

[00:48:48]You know, nowadays I think we'd be better off as a culture if maybe we did a a little less of the green screens and more of the green beans, right? Oh, yeah. Uh, Bikini Bottom, though. You know why it's called that?

[00:49:02]And it's not a [ __ ] joke.

[00:49:04]>> Okay.

[00:49:04]>> Well, men can wear bikinis.

[00:49:05]>> Because something about the bombs being dropped.

[00:49:09]>> The nuclear bombs. The atom bomb.

[00:49:13]>> That's the sickest name for it, I think.

[00:49:15]>> Nuclear atom.

[00:49:16]>> Atom bomb. No one says Adam.

[00:49:19]>> This is Oh, no. It has nothing to do with with atoms.

[00:49:22]>> Well, there was a guy named Adam who actually came up with it. Had his idea stolen. It was originally Adam's bomb.

[00:49:27]>> And then they were like, >> "Oh, fuck." Well, I mean, we need some plausible deniability here. We can't just lift the name, but >> Adam, it's splitting. Adam. Adam. A to OM. So, I mean, we could just add Oh. Oh my god. We got it.

[00:49:44]>> Adam, meanwhile, is looking AT THE NEWSPAPER. OH, THOSE [ __ ] >> He looks like a mad scientist. Like one of those guys.

[00:49:54]>> Dude, why aren't we one of the three writers?

[00:49:59]>> No, one of the four riders of Scary Movie.

[00:50:01]>> Well, we count as one. You know, we're two P's in a pod.

[00:50:04]>> Well, yeah. No, but but so are the other So are two of the six, >> right? They share a Wikipedia page.

[00:50:09]>> Embarrassing, by the way. Very embarrassing.

[00:50:12]>> Bill Lloyd. No, I'm thinking of like >> you come up with these names. of an actual director. It's like Christopher something and Phil Lloyd or Christopher Lloyd and I can't remember Christopher Lloyd the actor. The the people who did the Lego movie and who were going to do the Han Solo movie before they put too many fart jokes in it and they got replaced by Ron Howard, the man, the myth, the director of Grinch and the legend and Heart of the Sea as well.

[00:50:38]>> Yeah. Narrator of Arrested Development.

[00:50:41]>> That's his best role. Many people forget that >> he he was crazy how he was a child actor.

[00:50:46]>> Yeah. Yeah, that is funny. It's throw up a picture of Ron Howard today.

[00:50:51]>> And >> it's what's crazy too is I think the first time I watched Arrested Development I thought that was for some reason I thought that was like Michael.

[00:50:58]I thought that was like Jason Baitman's like monologue.

[00:51:02]>> Yeah, it's No, it's Ron Howard.

[00:51:03]>> They sound nothing alike. So I don't know what I was smoking back then.

[00:51:06]Crack. But >> and now show a picture of him as a child actor.

[00:51:10]I wanted space between the two.

[00:51:13]Well, I was trying to now show one of him as a as in like Yeah, in between. Like find the age he would be in the very middle and then show a picture of that.

[00:51:25]>> Going to need you to actually do some calculations here, Luke, between the ages of the two pictures you found to find a picture of him at the age directly between the two.

[00:51:32]>> And then could you then uh I don't want the middle picture doesn't matter in this case. I would like you to um face appap his older self onto his younger self.

[00:51:44]>> And while you're at it, take the younger self and face that into an older man.

[00:51:48]Here's those two versions. Let's see how accurate they are. Very interesting, right? Makes you think when you face yourself, is that really what you're going to look like when you're older?

[00:51:56]And for the audio listeners, it looked like Ron Howard's old man face on a young Ron Howard's body. And the other one looked not exact, but you could see where it got I'm just guessing because I I don't even see the image.

[00:52:15]>> Who knows, dude? Like we might throw Ron Howard in the face app as a child and then it might pop out like his Wikipedia photo essentially.

[00:52:22]>> I mean, yeah. I mean, you remember when like the whole like aging filter was popular and it's like, oh man, it's actually pretty good. Is this what I'm going to look like when I'm old, man?

[00:52:34]Here's what you're going to look like when you're old. And here's what I'm going to look like when I'm old. Actually, it's at the beginning of the podcast. And this is what Matt would look like if he was old and had no nose or eyebrows.

[00:52:50]That's it right there.

[00:52:54]He has Voldemort slits for a nose. Like the No, I don't. I just have no nose or eyebrows. Okay.

[00:53:04]That's not funny, dude. A lot of people struggle with that, dude. Ron Howard was a freaky looking kid.

[00:53:12]And you can say that now because he's like a [ __ ] 60ome 70 something year old man.

[00:53:16]>> Yeah, I can make >> How old is he? Is he like 60some? 70s something? I don't know.

[00:53:20]>> 33.

[00:53:20]>> No, he's not. He's definitely not.

[00:53:22]>> Let me see how old he is. Ron Howard is >> What's your best guess?

[00:53:29]>> 67 to Yeah, 67. 67.

[00:53:32]>> Yeah.

[00:53:33]>> Oh, why don't that I That wasn't intentional. Oh my god.

[00:53:37]>> Actually, Ryan, he's 72.

[00:53:42]72.

[00:53:43]>> 72.

[00:53:44]>> Minus 30. That's 42.

[00:53:48]That's a life. The meaning of life.

[00:53:50]>> Yeah. You know, kids these days aren't going to get that one.

[00:53:54]>> Are you kids? No. Sorry. It's uh I just I love how like when I say 42, your instant thing is the meaning of life.

[00:54:04]Mine is Jackie Robinson.

[00:54:07]I I I saw Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy once and that's [ __ ] >> I know, but every time like I think you know cuz we bring up the number 42 so much. Well, I do cuz I love the number.

[00:54:18]It's a great number. It's the as you said, it's the meaning of life. But I do you make the connection THAT IT'S THE I'M SORRY. I >> I face I I Faceapped Ron Howard as a kid to look like an old man. And uh I mean I I'm sure it was a kid.

[00:54:48]>> Looks like a Republican senator. Just looks like a Republican. Oh my god, dude.

[00:54:54]>> It looks like it looks like some like Republican senator from like Alabama that would be trying to get the the age of like child labor or like the age of consent lowered.

[00:55:06]>> That's good [ __ ] man.

[00:55:07]>> That is good [ __ ] >> I'm going to send this to Lucer right now so he has it with no context.

[00:55:11]>> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] This Okay, good.

[00:55:15]Man, this has been a crazy Get the piano music. Man, this has been a crazy episode of the Super Mega Show, hasn't it, Matt?

[00:55:23]>> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[00:55:26]>> We talked about a lot of crazy things.

[00:55:28]The number 42, other stuff.

[00:55:34]>> Ejaculating.

[00:55:35]>> We talked about ejaculating.

[00:55:36]>> Got it.

[00:55:36]>> Brent at the Jojo Seawalk show.

[00:55:38]>> We have a lot of fun here.

[00:55:40]>> We do have a lot of fun here. And I'm glad that I could spend it with you, but most importantly, we're glad we could spend it with all of you, >> especially the people on screen right now.

[00:55:50]>> Yeah, >> those are our podcast producers and executive producers over at patreon.com/supmaga.

[00:55:55]>> They keep the lights on.

[00:55:56]>> Yeah, you can uh get your name on this list and stickers in the mail every month and a lot of bonus content by going to patreon.com I messed up. Can I do it again?

[00:56:08]Turn down the bring the piano back in.

[00:56:10]Okay, you can go to patreon.com/supmega, support the boys, help us stay epic and awesome sauce, and you will get an extra chunk, an extra big scoop, a sloppy serving like every every week, every podcast episode has an extra imagine like uh at the c like a summer camp or a cafeteria, the classic lunch lady, they'd be like or imagine a regular amount of ejaculate. Now, imagine some post ejaculate. That's still a considerable amount. Like a like one final, >> oh man, we should we should call we should change the name of the show again to like the the last drop or like the extra spurt or like >> Okay, you're giving away all the good ideas and >> on the public podcast.

[00:56:57]>> On the Patreon uh episode, we're going to be talking more about ejaculation, so you're not going to want to miss that.

[00:57:02]We are >> and we're going to ejaculate ourselves on the Patreon.

[00:57:04]>> We are. But again, don't spoil too much.

[00:57:08]See you there.

[00:57:10]People sued us for they didn't >> they said they were going to ejaculate.

[00:57:14]So then like as as reparations, we have to ejaculate in court.

[00:57:19]>> That's reparations. All right. Bye. And some, you know, there are a lot of kids at a water park and you a lot of parents get upset and they say, "You scared the [ __ ] out of my kid.

[00:57:29]>> I thought you were coming down right behind me."

[00:57:32]the whole no trucks.

[00:57:34]>> Well, I let a kid cut me because he he said he was leaving his family with me.

[00:57:38]Meanwhile, I'm like down there.