Every Time I Crash, My Uber JUMPS HIGHER in GTA 5

Hinzugefügt: 2026-05-10

[00:00:00]Today in GTA 5, every time I crash, my Uber jumps higher. So, I think I have the world's first jumping Uber, which is kind of crazy and rare. Why would it jump? I >> Bro, why are Watch out, man. Where you going, dude? That was crazy. Oh, how did I >> How did you just jump over that dog?

[00:00:17]>> Yes, I did, man. Can you imagine if I couldn't jump? Oh, man.

[00:00:20]>> Oh, a jumping Uber. I've never seen anything like this in my life, >> right? Yeah. Lift could never do this.

[00:00:25]This is the Uber promise. So, >> yes. Yes. Perhaps you could jump to the top of my penthouse up there. It's the new tallest building in the city. Of course, the elevator's broken, unfortunately.

[00:00:34]>> Uh, okay. Let's see if we could do it.

[00:00:37]Um, >> that wasn't high at all. Um, yeah.

[00:00:40]>> I bet lift can do it. I mean, it's in the name, right?

[00:00:42]>> No, I DON'T. AH. OH, >> SORRY. MY SIR, I'm so sorry.

[00:00:46]>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, a new car.

[00:00:48]>> This could jump higher. Wait a minute.

[00:00:49]>> See if it can. Yes. Yes.

[00:00:50]>> Okay. Oh. Oh.

[00:00:53]>> Oh, that's pretty. Not much higher, but when you get a car that can jump high enough and you reach the top of my penthouse, I'll give you a big tip for your service.

[00:01:01]>> That is a big I've never seen that building before. Okay. Well, that sounds >> a million dollars. How does that sound?

[00:01:05]>> A million?

[00:01:05]>> Yeah, >> that sounds great. Okay, where are you going to you going to be here or is it >> Yes, I'll be right here. Don't be too long. Okay, >> look. I mean, I don't know how long I'm going to be. Oh, I got another drive.

[00:01:14]Hopefully, not too long. Oh, dude, this is exciting. Thank you. I I don't need luck, though. I'm I've got that that building is the tallest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's a nice building, too. Uh, hit that like button if you'd go up there. I'm kind of scared of heights, though, so I'm not sure if we'll make it, but this should be pretty good. Okay, let me scooch over here real quick. Oh, >> you're my Uber.

[00:01:33]>> Yeah, get in, man. Hop on in. Uber.

[00:01:37]>> What are you uh Were you shopping for cash registers? What is that?

[00:01:39]>> Uber. I'm going to be responding to Robert.

[00:01:42]>> Great. Um, do do you use Uber often or is this like something you just started?

[00:01:50]>> It's not a question. That is a demand.

[00:01:52]You got to pull it over. Why are you trying to pull me over, sir?

[00:01:54]>> Sir, you know harboring a fugitive is a felony. I need you to drop him off right now.

[00:01:59]>> Oh, you stole that, didn't you, little buddy?

[00:02:01]>> Pull over. I'm sorry. It's going to be Oh MY GOD. HE JUST OVER THE RAIL. I can't go that way.

[00:02:08]>> HUH? LITTLE BOY. OH.

[00:02:10]>> OH, you're here. Sorry about that, little dude. I don't know what happened.

[00:02:14]It's okay. We'll get you out of here.

[00:02:15]Okay, listen. The Uber promise. If you rate me five stars, I'll get you I'll get you right where you need to go.

[00:02:20]>> I'll rate you five stars.

[00:02:21]>> Thank you. Thank you so much.

[00:02:24]>> Yeah. Whoa, this jumps a little bit higher, huh? Do you like jumping, little dude? Huh?

[00:02:29]>> Okay. Yeah, it is really cool. Remember, you can't steal things, though. Okay, so don't don't be doing that anymore. All right, that's bad. Yeah, leave that to me. I like to steal stuff sometimes.

[00:02:39]Just really depends.

[00:02:40]>> My spine hurt from that.

[00:02:42]>> What? Oh, sir, where'd you go, buddy?

[00:02:47]Huh? Are you good? Wow. I am so sorry about that. I know it's a little bit uncomfortable, but this might jump a little bit.

[00:02:53]>> Oh, that jumps a lot higher. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay. We're We're good.

[00:02:58]We're good.

[00:02:59]>> Yeah, you're you're okay. Hold on. We got this. I'm not changing any cars. I'm going to drop you off right up here.

[00:03:03]You're good. Here you go, buddy. Run quickly.

[00:03:05]>> Yeah, we're going to jail.

[00:03:06]>> Oh, okay. Go.

[00:03:07]>> All right. See you later, bud. Uh, everything's fine. We're good. Yep. Five stars. Remember, he didn't rate me five stars. Are you kidding me? I'm 4.8 right now. I was at five. That is so annoying, dude. Come on. I mean, come Oh, 4.9 stars.

[00:03:24]That was amazing. THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.

[00:03:29]Oh my. Oh, >> great. Uber Tesla. You need to pull over.

[00:03:34]>> HOW DO YOU I'M IN A DIFFERENT VEHICLE.

[00:03:35]How do you even know it's me, sir? It's not Hey guys, hop in. Hey, ladies first.

[00:03:40]Come on in. Here we go. Hey, what's up, guys? I don't know where the cops are.

[00:03:43]>> Hey, how's it going, buddy?

[00:03:45]>> Hey, buddy.

[00:03:46]Ryan, >> that was close.

[00:03:48]>> What? What's going on with the cops, buddy?

[00:03:51]>> So, I'm not sure. They just have nothing better to do. I really couldn't tell you why they're chasing us.

[00:03:56]>> Well, uh, we need to get away from them cuz I have warrants.

[00:03:59]>> Uh, okay. They're after me, though. So, you should be fine here. Not an issue.

[00:04:02]As long as I can just >> Yeah, but if they find me in your car, they're going to >> They're going to arrest you probably.

[00:04:07]Yeah, you're right. Hey guys, excuse me.

[00:04:09]Coming through here. There we go.

[00:04:12]>> You know, >> your car just jumped.

[00:04:13]>> Mhm.

[00:04:13]>> Yeah. It only jumps so high though. I can control it, but it's got a max level. You see that? Yeah. I can go a little bit higher. Maybe like uh >> Is your car related to the kangaroos or something?

[00:04:23]>> Yeah, it's kind of LIKE A KANGAROO.

[00:04:24]YEAH. UH >> why doesn't your car like do the Olympics?

[00:04:28]>> The Olympics? I They don't have Olympics for cars. I don't know if you knew that, Stacy. No, >> that's not nice.

[00:04:34]>> I know. It's so not nice. No, it's not.

[00:04:37]It's It's really not. It's giving not nice even. Okay, hop out, guys. Yep. See you later. I just walked on those ride.

[00:04:44]Hey guys, rate me five stars though, please. Five.

[00:04:47]Hit that like button, too, if you can.

[00:04:49]>> Is your number on the app?

[00:04:50]>> My number? You've got a boyfriend right there, so it's a little awkward if you ask me, but that's fine. Did she just ask for my number? I'm an Uber driver.

[00:04:57]Hey, officers. This is the day you almost caught the kangaroo Uber. Boing.

[00:05:02]Boing. Okay.

[00:05:03]>> Yeah, I've got eyes on the green Tesla.

[00:05:07]>> Air one. More like air. No fun. Get.

[00:05:09]Leave me alone. I'm just trying to DO MY JOB. LEAVE ME ALONE. OKAY. Hold on. I'm going to go in the parking garage. They can't FIND ME IN HERE. WHY IS THERE AN entrance that way? Here we go.

[00:05:20]I'm a genius, aren't I? You don't have to answer right now. It's okay. I'm just I'm an Uber.

[00:05:24]>> Second floor of the parking garage, North Rockford.

[00:05:26]>> No, you're wrong. I'm on the fourth floor. And how do you even know I'm in here? That's not right. You can't. I'm Give me your badge number. You're getting reported.

[00:05:33]>> Got him here. It's air.

[00:05:35]>> Jumped you.

[00:05:36]>> Be advised, we're going down.

[00:05:38]>> I didn't do that. Oh, I got to drive.

[00:05:40]Hey.

[00:05:42]Hey. And a Mustang. That's nice. Look at this convertible Mustang. That's pretty cool. Where's this drive at? Hold on a minute. Got to get down on the road here. Hold. I'm just It's really awkward. I don't want to crash cuz like this is such a cool car. I'd like to use it for like a minute. Hit that subscribe button if you like cool cars. I mean, who doesn't? Ah. Oh, I was going to test it, but let's pick this guy up first before he gets angry with us. What is happen? Hey, what's up, buddy?

[00:06:06]>> Hey, how's it going?

[00:06:10]Hey, where's the cops? Where's the cops?

[00:06:12]Cops going >> cops. I don't know what's up with the cops, dude.

[00:06:14]>> I think they're after me. Yeah, for breaking the elevators. Oh, no. I should have done it. Oh, man.

[00:06:19]>> Is there elevators? What? I honestly, sir, I don't know. Hey, have you ever seen a jumping car before? You seen?

[00:06:24]>> No. No. I mean, I heard of one, but I've never seen one.

[00:06:26]>> Check this out, dude.

[00:06:29]>> Come on, I'm not going to hurt anything except for maybe MY FEELINGS.

[00:06:34]>> OH, WOW. You landed right in the passenger seat. That was hilarious. Are you good, man?

[00:06:40]>> That tall building right there.

[00:06:41]>> What?

[00:06:41]>> Yeah.

[00:06:42]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just got done the elevator.

[00:06:45]>> That was you that got the elevators in there?

[00:06:47]>> Oh, that's so funny, dude.

[00:06:49]>> I'm about to do this one, too.

[00:06:51]>> Oh, you just hate elevators, huh?

[00:06:52]>> Yeah. No, I don't like them.

[00:06:53]>> Okay. Well, hey, remember five stars, sir. Fine. Thank you, officers. Hey, excuse me. I WENT >> WHAT? HOW DID YOU GET WHAT WAS THAT, SIR?

[00:07:04]>> Stop your vehicle.

[00:07:06]>> Did you guys not hear that guy's going to destroy the elevators? Maybe you go deal with him. I don't know. That's That's something that seems important.

[00:07:11]That's not important until it is.

[00:07:13]>> Okay. I like the way you think. That's how I think about like my health, you know. Oh, hold on a minute. Got another drive to accept. I just heard a cop blow up. I think there was a lot of cops that blew up. Oh, man. Yeah. I'm like, if I got a toothache or something, I'm like I I don't Doesn't matter. Who needs that?

[00:07:25]Okay. Where are we heading up to now? A lot of people need Ubers, man. I mean, honestly, if I got in this Uber, that'd be the coolest thing ever. Look, >> we got most Okay. Yeah. Laptops. Uber.

[00:07:37]>> Hey, buddy. What's up, man? Mr. Banana, what's up? Yo, I mean, man, Mr. Banana Hand passenger.

[00:07:44]>> Can I be worried?

[00:07:45]>> No, you shouldn't be. I don't know what the cops They're not after me. So, don't even don't even worry about that. Like, why would they be What do you think they're after me?

[00:07:52]>> No, I think they're just driving in the same direction that we are screaming at us to stop our vehicle. I don't think they're after us. Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you. Here we go. Stranger.

[00:08:00]Oh my goodness.

[00:08:01]>> What do you think of that little guy?

[00:08:02]Huh? We're getting a gust of wind. What?

[00:08:05]>> What? Yeah, I we we landed, man. We were jumping. Yeah. You're okay, dude. Don't.

[00:08:09]Hey, don't don't even worry about it. We got your >> So, at this time, you don't have the right to get out. Get out. Hey, THAT'S THE GUY YOU WANTED. THAT'S THE UBER DRIVER RIGHT THERE. That's him. Not me.

[00:08:19]That's not me. Yeah. Five stars. Thank you.

[00:08:22]>> Ow. Why? Why would they believe that?

[00:08:25]That doesn't make any sense. How would he even be an Uber? There's another Uber truck, bro.

[00:08:31]Okay, this way. Here we go. All right, man. Dude, the map is so nice, by the way. Having that down there in the lefth hand corner and that little green guide like I'd be lost. I don't know my way around things. I get lost. So in my house I fell down the stairs the other day. Isn't that crazy? Can I jump over to that? Maybe. Let me see if I can jump over this building. Oh yeah, I can. Hey, I'll be down there in a minute. I'm just jumping over a building. Hold on. I don't know if you can hear me. I'm a little bit high up here. Uh-oh. I'm good.

[00:08:57]I am uh the opposite of good. I'm in a Camaro now. This is actually way cooler.

[00:09:01]Hey, what's up? Is anybody here? Who's >> Hey, what's up, man? Yo, hop in, dude.

[00:09:08]>> Oh, man. This thing is cool, man.

[00:09:09]>> Do you like that?

[00:09:10]>> THERE HE IS RIGHT HERE.

[00:09:12]>> Sitting like that, dude. Are you okay?

[00:09:16]>> Okay. I'm a little uncomfortable with you sitting like that, but that's fine, man. I mean, it it >> I'm going to get some tacos.

[00:09:21]>> I don't know what get some tacos.

[00:09:23]>> Oh, I had tacos the other day ago, dude.

[00:09:27]>> Is going to be delicious.

[00:09:30]>> I mean, personally, I like Taco Bell the most. Yeah.

[00:09:33]Oh boy. We might be landing on a roof here. There we go. Are you okay, DUDE?

[00:09:40]HEY. AH, I don't like the way that you're sitting in the car right now.

[00:09:42]There you go. Can you change your seat?

[00:09:44]That's what I was hoping you would do.

[00:09:45]>> Oh, yeah. My bad.

[00:09:46]>> Okay, now us getting off of here is going to be a little bit hard. You're going to have to bear with me. Okay. By the way, have you been to that building yet? Look how tall that thing is, dude.

[00:09:54]>> Have you been there?

[00:09:55]>> I don't actually notice. I just, you know.

[00:09:57]>> Yeah.

[00:09:57]>> I just, you know, live here.

[00:09:59]>> You live? Okay. Whoop there. Just going to jump off here. I don't look at the big skyscrapers.

[00:10:03]>> No, I I try not to look at the skyscrapers either, man. They're a little bit uh >> I'm scared of heights.

[00:10:07]>> Yeah, I'm I'm a scared of heights, too.

[00:10:09]I'm actually very >> like right there when we jump out of the building.

[00:10:12]>> We're okay. We jumped over the cop.

[00:10:13]Everything's going to be fine. This is not good, actually. We're not fine.

[00:10:17]Okay. Well, I think there's a little bit of smoke there. I lost.

[00:10:22]>> Are you okay, man? You good?

[00:10:24]>> I'm not sure where we're going to go here, if I'm being honest. We're going to have to go straight and then we lost them.

[00:10:29]>> Oh, we might have. Hold on. Did we lose?

[00:10:30]Yeah, we did. They're gone. Okay, this is fine. No, we're good, dude. So, hey, man. Funny funny story about this. The like these are jumping Ubers. It's a new thing. I can control the height of the jump, but it only has a max height, right? So, like I can't jump to the top of that building yet. I wish I could.

[00:10:45]Actually, let's see how far up we can get. Man, you want to see? Huh?

[00:10:48]>> Yeah, I do. I do. Let's try it out here.

[00:10:50]Okay. Wait, I was going to 2. Me, too.

[00:10:53]>> Wait.

[00:10:54]>> Okay. Well, we're not even >> I'm not looking. I'm not looking close to my eyes.

[00:10:58]>> Yeah, you I can see your eyes are closed. You're fine though, man. So, all right. Well, we we'll get there someday.

[00:11:05]>> Yeah.

[00:11:05]>> I just want my tacos back.

[00:11:07]>> I know you want your tacos, dude. Taco Bell is right up here. Is that where you're going or is it like a >> Oh, yeah.

[00:11:13]I can't understand. I need translator for you. I can't understand.

[00:11:16]>> Are you up here? Yeah.

[00:11:18]>> I'm walking right down the street.

[00:11:19]>> Gotcha. Yep. Sounds good. Perfect.

[00:11:22]Thanks, man. Have fun, dude. You enjoy.

[00:11:23]Remember, five stars, man. Thank you.

[00:11:26]I'mma hop away now. Like a kangaroo or like a bunny. Like a little bunny rabbit. I'm a green bunny. If you see a green bunny in the forest, you may want to run cuz that's not good. I don't know why there'd be a green bunny in the forest. That's such a weird thing. Uh oh, I wonder how to do the Oh, I should check on the dude that's shopping right now and tell him I can't jump that high yet and to save my million dollars for me. Let's do that. I kind of feel bad.

[00:11:47]I'm not going to lie, but I need that million dollars and I need him to not get another Uber driver that can jump cuz look at that building. I can't make that yet. There's I mean, who can that's such a tall >> You put that in the top box. I'm going to be wearing that to Belgium. Hey, there's a new poor luminate. Wow, look at your car. It's nicer than the last one, but it's still poor. All right, smiththers, load it up. We're going home.

[00:12:06]>> No, no, no. Is almost ready to >> I can't make that jump yet, sir. Okay.

[00:12:10]It's It's still too tall. So, I was just letting you know I'll be back very soon.

[00:12:14]Okay.

[00:12:15]>> Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Don't be too long. Okay.

[00:12:17]>> Okay. It's only been like 10 minutes, but All right. He's bought the whole store, I think. That is crazy, dude. I wish I had that much money. I'll have it soon, though. He's going to give me a million dollars. Oh, man. That is so high up. Look at us. Well, I mean, yeah, it's like a quarter of the way up almost. I am going to crash right now and it's not going to be funny. Oh, yep.

[00:12:35]Wow. That was surprising. Oh, hey, we got a drive. Sorry. Did not realize we had a drive going on there. My bad. Glad somebody else didn't accept that. I'm trying to get five stars here. We've been sitting at 4.9 stars for I don't know 15 minutes. I'm not liking it, dude. I'm actually hating it if I'm being honest with you here. Hold on.

[00:12:51]Let's go straight and then I'm going to take a right. I think it's Yep. Little shortcut. Time to cut some time off the time. You know what I mean? That's the Uber promise. What in the world is going?

[00:13:00]>> Get that water hooked up.

[00:13:01]>> Hey guys. Oh my. What? Wait a minute.

[00:13:04]>> Not the SC the Starbucks.

[00:13:06]>> The jumping Uber guy.

[00:13:07]>> The jump What?

[00:13:07]>> Are you the jumping Uber guy?

[00:13:08]>> Am I the jumping Uber guy? Yeah, I am.

[00:13:10]Mr. Firefighter.

[00:13:11]>> Hey, look. We got a guy stuck up on top of the roof and our ladder truck can't reach. You think you can get him?

[00:13:16]>> I don't even see I don't see or hear anybody.

[00:13:19]>> Oh, I'm up here.

[00:13:21]>> Okay. Well, uh, watch out for that fire.

[00:13:23]It's pretty hot. Listen, buddy. I'm coming up. All right, you better back up away from the edge there. I got you.

[00:13:27]Let's see if I can jump this.

[00:13:29]>> I just need someone to save me.

[00:13:31]>> Don't worry. You got the jumping Uber here. I I got you. No problem. All right.

[00:13:35]>> Oh, perfect. Yeah, I heard about you online. You've been You've been all over the news.

[00:13:40]>> I have. Really?

[00:13:41]>> Yeah. Everyone's been talking about you.

[00:13:43]>> That's really good, actually. I mean, that's great advertising for me. I'm trying to get five stars on Uber. So, if you want to rate me pretty high after I mean, >> of course, you saved my life and it means the world to me.

[00:13:53]>> I just saved your life, dude. Yeah, you you got a great voice, man. What is that? Are you singing? What is I don't >> Yeah. Thank you so much. I don't know. I was pouring like this.

[00:14:01]>> Oh, that's that's not a microphone or is it >> No, I think it's something with my air wind or lungs or something. I don't know.

[00:14:09]>> Oh, okay. Yeah, it's >> I choked on a harmonica.

[00:14:12]>> Oh, I hear it. Yeah, I can. It's still in there, isn't it? Yeah. Okay. Well, hey, listen, man. I really appreciate you. Uh, and you're welcome for being saved. Go ahead and hop out. I appreciate you and I'm going to give you five stars for the wonderful drop off and ride.

[00:14:27]>> Thank you. I really appre Dude, you're the best. Honestly, you should be a singer. You sound like Justin Bieber but better.

[00:14:32]>> Hey man, hopefully we'll see what happens. Just you know. All right, stop talking. I got you, buddy. See you later. Uh, we got another drive, right?

[00:14:40]It's right over here. Bro, I am the best honestly when it comes to >> YEAH. NO MORE DOG. HEY, you my Uber?

[00:14:47]>> Hey, let's get going, dog. Come on.

[00:14:49]Move. Move. Are are you going to rate me?

[00:14:51]>> I'm pulling up on scene.

[00:14:52]>> Five stars if you get me away from these dudes. Absolutely.

[00:14:56]>> Oh my. They're trying to block.

[00:14:58]>> They're trying to block the piggies. The >> only five stars you getting is water level.

[00:15:02]>> That was a good one, officer. Thank you.

[00:15:04]I think I've got five.

[00:15:05]>> Hey, why don't you show them what fivear driving looks like?

[00:15:07]>> You want to see what fivestar driving looks like? CHECK IT OUT.

[00:15:12]>> Hey yo. Hey. I'm scared to hear flying.

[00:15:15]What you doing?

[00:15:16]>> I'm scared. I'm trying to get you away, dude. You can be Don't throw up. WE'RE OKAY. UH, you might want to hop in there, bro. Okay. I mean, were you giving up? What was that? Come on, dude.

[00:15:26]Excuse me. You going low, bro?

[00:15:29]>> What do you Don't I said not to throw up, and you're It sounds like you're going to, so I'm good.

[00:15:34]>> Mhm. I was going to say, you better be good, bro.

[00:15:36]>> I was falling in the back seat, man.

[00:15:39]>> Uh-oh. I tried to jump onto the bridge, but I think we're going to land.

[00:15:42]>> No, I'm not going to. We're not going to.

[00:15:44]>> Don't do it, dude. Okay. How do you fly?

[00:15:46]Like, do you ever go flying?

[00:15:47]>> NO. NO.

[00:15:49]>> OH. OH, you fell out the window. Get up, little dude. Come on.

[00:15:54]>> Huh? What? HOW DID YOU GET DOWN THERE?

[00:15:57]You're the craziest little guy ever. You know that? Oh, man. You just made me Hey, hop in.

[00:16:02]>> Hey, listen. Just let's go.

[00:16:04]>> Get in, dude. Wow. That was cool. Jump.

[00:16:06]Huh?

[00:16:07]>> That's all I want.

[00:16:08]>> N. All right. You can get him here in a second. All right. I didn't mean that.

[00:16:11]That was a lot.

[00:16:11]>> Just give me where we got to go and everything's chill. Five stars for you and I'm out.

[00:16:15]>> Yep. All right. All right, HERE WE GO.

[00:16:16]WHOOP! OH! OH, THAT WAS VIOLENT. THAT WAS SO VIOLENT. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US?

[00:16:22]OH MY. HEY, DUDE. Where you at, man?

[00:16:25]Little bro, I see him right now.

[00:16:28]>> I see you. Get in, man. I'm good.

[00:16:31]>> Are you good there, dude? GET IN THE CAR.

[00:16:34]>> HURRY UP.

[00:16:35]>> GET IN THE CAR.

[00:16:38]>> OKAY.

[00:16:39]>> OKAY.

[00:16:39]>> There we go. You're low cortisol. Keep the cortisol.

[00:16:42]>> Really regretting picking you up. I'm just Cortisol. No.

[00:16:46]>> I heard you the first time, bro. It's It wasn't funny. Little bro, stop. It wasn't funny. You're not calm down. Get out.

[00:16:52]>> Say you're calm. Oh, you're getting four stars.

[00:16:54]>> I'm not calm.

[00:16:55]>> Oh, there he is. Right here. Hey, put your hands up, though.

[00:16:57]>> All right. Thank you. I appreciate that.

[00:16:59]Oh, bro. Okay. Well, I mean, look at us.

[00:17:02]We're like, is this like a almost like quarter of the way up or like maybe 40% of the way? I don't know, dude. I can't.

[00:17:10]There's just so much wind. It's kind of scary though cuz the wind just it ends up blowing you like forward and it's not fun. Oh, somebody just screamed. What was that? Oh my.

[00:17:21]I literally thought somebody was going to jump down and say, "Hey, I need an Uber ride from that super cool Uber guy." He's really fun and I like him a lot. Oh, okay. Hold on a minute. Let me grab this really quick. Where is my I can never find the mouse. I'm like, where is this? I hear music. What is that? Do you guys hear music?

[00:17:40]>> What? Stuck in my whip. I ain't got nowhere to go. Car don't even move. Car ain't even slow. Car is broke down.

[00:17:48]Stuck on the road. Where will I go?

[00:17:51]Hopefully somewhere else. Hey, I think that's my Uber ride. Let me get inside.

[00:17:57]Did >> I need to go and get a ride to the place I need to be? Cuz my prime broke down.

[00:18:02]Don't you see? Check it. Check it. [ __ ] >> How'd your car break down, bro? Cuz I crashed it and then I bashed it and then I trashed it and then I banned it and I ain't coming back cuz I am a savage.

[00:18:16]>> Okay, get it. Roll it in the Tesla.

[00:18:19]That's what we going to do. I'm with my bestie. Yeah. Yeah, that is the truth.

[00:18:23]It's the dude.

[00:18:24]>> Oh, hold up, bro.

[00:18:25]>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold that. Hold that.

[00:18:28]>> Slow the vehicle down.

[00:18:30]>> Oh, okay. What's up, >> bro? Hold on. The cops, man. You guys got your license, registration, proof of insurance for the vehicle >> and a passport.

[00:18:38]>> I got a license and registration ID.

[00:18:41]Only ID that I got his face ID. So look at me. Don't you see?

[00:18:46]>> We don't have our No, we don't have Do I don't have my Do you have a passport? I don't have >> Okay. Well, you need a passport to get through here.

[00:18:53]>> Oh, really? Okay. I mean, well, I guess we're going to have to turn around, buddy. I don't >> got a passport. You got to do it safely.

[00:18:59]Don't hit that truck. Okay.

[00:19:00]>> Okay. kind of big in your I don't know how we're gonna I guess we're have to turn around. There's no reason for me to go through here. So I'll turn around that I can go and pay you.

[00:19:10]>> Pay me? No, you I mean you could rate five stars. Maybe if you could >> Yeah. Well, if I'm going to rate you five stars, you got to get me through here.

[00:19:18]>> Okay, no problem. That's all you had to say, dude.

[00:19:20]>> We'll see you guys.

[00:19:22]>> Better watch out cops. That's how we roll. Be my dude. Yeah, we all LOSE CONTROL. JUMP on the beat. Oh wa.

[00:19:29]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:19:30]>> I think we Okay, a brand new whip. Can it jump higher?

[00:19:35]>> Yes, it can jump higher.

[00:19:36]>> Let's prove it. Let's do it. Let's move it. Let's prove it. Let's get it.

[00:19:41]>> JUST LIKE THAT. NEVER FORGET IT. Every time we hit the button, you know that we switching up these cars. You know that we jumping so so so far.

[00:19:54]>> They can't even, you know, they could probably hear us, but that doesn't even matter at this point, right? You know, this is fun. I'm having fun.

[00:19:58]>> They can hear us, but they can't see us.

[00:20:00]They cannot be us. They never going to believe us. Hey, I got a question.

[00:20:06]>> Do you have like a CD or something, bro?

[00:20:07]Or like you got like >> That's my boom box, yo. I got my boom box right here.

[00:20:11]>> I couldn't even I was like, what is the music coming?

[00:20:15]>> Oh my god.

[00:20:16]>> Crazy how your car keeps changing every time it crash. I think it's just insane, man.

[00:20:21]>> Oh, you got >> Do you do this every day, man?

[00:20:24]>> How do you keep doing that? So, you're close. I switch up on the beat and I roll like this. We in a Corvette. We ain't never about to quit. We in the back cuz we sick like >> uh-oh. UH >> OH. You know you're good. You're good.

[00:20:38]Relax.

[00:20:39]>> Relax. You're good, man. Calm down.

[00:20:42]>> I THINK WE HEADED STRAIGHT TO the water.

[00:20:44]What are we going to do?

[00:20:46]>> It's okay.

[00:20:46]>> Cuz I don't know how to swim.

[00:20:48]>> Oh my god.

[00:20:49]>> In a swimming pool.

[00:20:50]>> That was so What just happened to the cop?

[00:20:53]>> I don't know. I think the cops SPUN OUT AND CRASHED.

[00:20:55]>> HE DIDN'T HIT US, DID HE?

[00:20:58]>> NO, not us. He didn't hit us. He didn't hit me. I think I'm fine. I think I'm exactly where I need to be.

[00:21:03]>> And we free. Let's go.

[00:21:05]>> And we free. It's me and my dog. Yeah, you best believe. That's a fivear trip.

[00:21:10]That's a fivestar rating from me.

[00:21:12]>> Thank you.

[00:21:14]>> I appreciate you, man. You're really cool. Oh, I got another Mr. Boom Box.

[00:21:18]Don't forget it. Rhymes every day. You know that WE HIT IT. OKAY. Sounds good, dude. Wow, that was really cool. That was the coolest. I mean, honestly, if I could rate him five stars, I would. That was great. I was like I was jamming out.

[00:21:31]I didn't want to >> I DON'T CARE WHO YOU TALKING TO. HUH?

[00:21:35]WHY'D YOU JUMP UP HERE? HUH? PIGGY. HUH?

[00:21:38]You can't even fly, bro. I can't. I'm pretty fly for a pink guy. Oh, no. Now I'm going to start to rhyme like him.

[00:21:43]Oh, but my whole roof just fell off. Did you see that? Uh, >> on top of me. I'm taking you in. Get out.

[00:21:49]>> What? I didn't land on top of you, bro.

[00:21:51]You ran into a rock or something. I don't know what that was.

[00:21:56]>> Excuse me, guys. Excuse me, guys. Got a Got a job to do here. You stopped me from doing my job. Hey, what's up, buddy?

[00:22:01]>> Oh, yeah. What up, man?

[00:22:02]>> Hey, get in, man. Quickly. I don't know what these guys are going on >> for my shirt. I'm out of here.

[00:22:09]>> What' you say?

[00:22:09]>> Hey, man. That guy was rude. I don't care.

[00:22:11]>> You said your car is as green as my shirt. Is that what you said?

[00:22:14]>> Yeah, man. Your car is as green as my shirt, man.

[00:22:17]>> Oh, okay. Yeah, I didn't know what you said, man. I'm so sorry. Uh, listen. Do have you ever been in a flying or a jumping Uber before? You ever been in one?

[00:22:24]>> No, dude. But I >> I see you on the news, man.

[00:22:28]>> Oh, really? You saw me on the news?

[00:22:29]Yeah. What do you think? What do you think of that?

[00:22:32]>> Car sick, man.

[00:22:33]>> You're going to be car sick. Do not do not do that. Not in my brand new Audi R8 drag spec. Okay. Please, please do not, sir.

[00:22:41]>> Okay.

[00:22:42]>> Are you good?

[00:22:43]>> Are you You're okay. Okay, good.

[00:22:45]>> We're back on the ground. Don't worry, man. You're being a little bit of a clown, though. So clown.

[00:22:51]>> Hey, >> you in my county boy.

[00:22:52]>> Oh. Oh, that's not good. I didn't like that.

[00:22:55]>> Hey, man. That's the sheriff right there, man.

[00:22:57]>> Really? Is that the sheriff? Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[00:23:01]Oh my I am so sorry. Are you okay, dude?

[00:23:04]I'm so sorry.

[00:23:05]>> Oh yeah, dude. That was that was weird, man.

[00:23:07]>> Yeah, that was a little weird. I'm I I apologize. And welcome to my Lambo.

[00:23:10]>> Is this a new car now?

[00:23:12]>> Is it a Lambo? Yeah.

[00:23:12]>> So weird, man.

[00:23:13]>> I know. It's weird. Go ahead and hop out, little buddy.

[00:23:16]>> Hey, thanks, man. Thanks for the ride.

[00:23:18]Five stars. Five stars, man. I've been trying to get five stars this whole night, dude. I'm stuck at four.

[00:23:23]>> I'm stuck at 4.9. Okay. You know, he doesn't care. Why am Why am I talking to him? HE DOESN'T CARE. JUMP IT. YEAH.

[00:23:30]OKAY. Where am I going? I don't know. I This is so high up, dude. We're as tall as a mountain right now. I mean, honestly, we might be more than halfway up. We might be like 60 or 70% the way, maybe. I didn't even Yeah, I don't know.

[00:23:43]>> Yeah, we got him up here in the hills.

[00:23:45]>> Hey guys, hold on a minute. Let me jump into you real Oh, I missed. Oh, did you hit me with your propeller blade? What in the world, dude? That was pretty lame. I'm not even going to lie.

[00:23:58]I'm sorry. I know I'm on the opposite side of the road. Don't get angry. I can't jump in a tunnel either. Oh, I hear them. Oh. Ow, dude. Why? I didn't even get to see how high that one jumped, man. Okay, come on, dude.

[00:24:14]Oh, hello officers. Does it come out of the >> I did forget that you was still there.

[00:24:18]I'm not going to lie. Is this a GTR?

[00:24:20]That's a convertible.

[00:24:20]>> Stop your vehicle.

[00:24:22]>> What are you going to do if I don't, huh?

[00:24:24]>> I'm going to hurt you.

[00:24:26]>> Okay, I guess I should probably stop then. Oh, hold on. I've got to drive. I am going to stop. Not because you want me to, though. Not because you want me to. Just because I'm not going to text and drive. That's the only reason. All right, here we go. Oh, I was about to get out. It's >> right back here. Hold on a minute. I I am good. I'm good.

[00:24:43]Well, if I'm trying to get >> I'm the luckiest man alive.

[00:24:48]>> Hello. Who's Who am I here for?

[00:24:51]>> Me, Jimmy.

[00:24:52]>> I can't hear you, bro. Are you talking to me?

[00:24:54]>> I said me, Jimmy D. You're here, bro.

[00:24:56]>> All right, Jimmy D. Where you going, bro?

[00:24:58]>> I'm going to the top of the mountain, baby.

[00:25:00]>> Oh my goodness. What?

[00:25:02]>> Ew. Up there?

[00:25:03]>> Yeah, I better.

[00:25:04]>> Okay. Um, well, did you know that this could jump?

[00:25:07]>> You better not.

[00:25:08]>> This can't jump.

[00:25:10]OFF-ROADERS.

[00:25:13]YEAH, >> THAT'S WHAT I'M talking about.

[00:25:15]>> What are you talking about, man?

[00:25:16]>> I'm about to be this high, too.

[00:25:18]>> What are you uh >> I'm jumping off of this baby?

[00:25:20]>> What do you want to go up here for, man?

[00:25:21]I'm just >> I'm going to do a base jump.

[00:25:23]>> Sorry. A face.

[00:25:24]>> A base jump. Jumping off the side of the base. The sky dome.

[00:25:27]>> Okay, that's what this is up here. I never knew what this was, honestly. I've seen it before. I've just never known. A >> lot of people don't know. We get on Jimmy D.

[00:25:33]>> Jimmy know. Okay, this is It's really windy up here, man. We're getting blown.

[00:25:38]>> Are you Are you spitting into a cup or spitting in a cup, man? Not getting in the car.

[00:25:42]>> I know what was going on. OH BOY. OH, WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. NO, WE'RE NOT.

[00:25:45]NO, we're not. No, we're not.

[00:25:47]>> Oh my. Hey.

[00:25:49]>> Um.

[00:25:50]>> Well, I'm not going to lie, Mr. Jimmy, we're okay. Okay. IT >> BLEW MY HAT OFF.

[00:25:55]>> OH. OH, IT DID BLOW YOUR HAT OFF. It's okay, Mr. Jimmy. We're okay. We might not be okay. Like I told you, the wind up here is kind of crazy. Okay. Well, this is a Gucci Uber. Uh, just >> I ain't never been in no Gucci before, you know. Yeah, me neither, man. I'm going to get you up. Okay. Do you not think we're high enough? Oh, I guess we Oh, here.

[00:26:16]>> It's too fancy for Mac takings. You know what I'm saying?

[00:26:19]>> Yeah, I know what you're saying. I'm trying to get you up to the to the drop off here, man. Don't even worry. The cops are making it up here, though.

[00:26:24]Looks like nobody's here, too. So, that's fun. Except for the cop right there.

[00:26:26]>> I'm going to be the first jumper. It looks like.

[00:26:29]>> Did this place just open or something here?

[00:26:31]>> Yep. That's right.

[00:26:32]>> There you go, buddy. There you go. Get out.

[00:26:34]>> You got it.

[00:26:36]>> Yeah. Okay. Well, watch for sure.

[00:26:38]>> Thank you, dude. I've been trying to get to five stars this whole night. You don't really have a parachute, though, do you? I don't see a parachute.

[00:26:44]>> Jimmy D, come on. Come on down here.

[00:26:46]>> Okay, Jimmy. Yep. I'll watch you.

[00:26:48]>> Here we go. This is a good spot right here. All right, Jimmy D. Got a parachute. I pack one of my overalls.

[00:26:52]You have here.

[00:26:54]>> Oh, hey, officers. We're going to watch him base jump.

[00:26:57]>> Maybe jump on this over here, Mr. Jimmy.

[00:26:59]>> I'm going to jump on you. Okay. Yeah.

[00:27:00]Drop.

[00:27:00]>> Okay, you could do that. There. There you go. THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

[00:27:05]>> There we go.

[00:27:07]your vehicle. I think he hit the ground.

[00:27:09]He did. Huh? Oh, why don't you pull me out of here? Huh? Wow. We're almost as tall as just get injured because of you.

[00:27:14]>> Yeah, sure. He got injured because of me. We're almost as tall as that building down there. Hold on a minute.

[00:27:18]This is good. I'm going to base jump with a car.

[00:27:20]>> Go ahead and sit still.

[00:27:21]>> I'm going to be the first one to base jump with a car. Here we go. Let's see if I can DO IT. BOOM. OH, I hit that. Oh my goodness.

[00:27:28]Wow, that was uh Okay, that was something. We're in a Ferrari.

[00:27:32]Uh odds that I crash here 10. Okay. Very high. Uh, bro. Okay. All right. Just Just relax for a minute. Just once. The wind is blowing me around everywhere.

[00:27:43]Let me see if I can find a way to There we go. Not go in the water, perhaps. Oh my goodness, bro. Oh, we're getting so close. I mean, I think we can make that.

[00:27:51]I think we can make it. Let's go. Let's get back to this. Not land in the water, maybe, and then get back over there.

[00:27:58]Come on. Hurry it up now. Hurry it up now. Come on. All right. Come on. Land it, please. I hit the tree. Okay. Well, that's fine. We'll uh make our way back there pretty pretty carefully here. Hold on. I think we can make it. Everything is fine. Just don't crash. I don't know when these cars are going to end. I don't want them to end before I get that guy up to his penthouse. Come on. He is going to be so happy, dude. Oh my goodness. We got Oh, I am so glad that this Wo. Is that Does that mean the jump's fully charged? It's all red. Look at the building. By the way, >> it's money off your That's what I think it is.

[00:28:33]>> Yeah. What's up, little bunny? Hey, >> wow, your car is actually expensive and prestigious.

[00:28:41]>> Yeah, hop in, dude. I'm going to take you to your penthouse. Let's get it.

[00:28:44]Come on.

[00:28:44]>> Are we going to hop up there?

[00:28:46]>> Yeah, we're going to hop on out of here.

[00:28:48]>> I guess I'm going to hop into my checkbook and write you a $1 million check then.

[00:28:53]>> Yes, you are. Yeah. $1 million. Okay.

[00:28:56]>> How many zeros is that again?

[00:28:57]>> 1 2 3 like 11, I think, or 12. I don't know. Maybe six or seven. I don't know.

[00:29:02]I'm really not sure. It's okay. Um, okay. So, what am I thinking here?

[00:29:05]What's the easiest way to get you up here? I'm thinking >> Yes, of course.

[00:29:09]>> Maybe we just jump it right here. I don't know.

[00:29:12]>> Okay, you're the expert.

[00:29:13]>> I am not an expert. I'm new to this, but we're going to try.

[00:29:16]>> Milliondoll service.

[00:29:17]>> Yeah. No, no, no. We're going to try here. No problem. Let me see if I go this way like this. And then I back it up. And then we're going to go a boom.

[00:29:28]>> Wow.

[00:29:29]>> Oh, I see my face. Perfect.

[00:29:31]>> Uh-oh. Okay, stabilizing.

[00:29:34]Stabilizing. Yep. So, right when I get up here, you're going to go ahead and give me that money, right? Is that how that works?

[00:29:38]>> Yes, of course.

[00:29:39]>> Is it going to be a check or how are we working this?

[00:29:41]>> The money. Um, it's going to be cash check. You haven't heard of that?

[00:29:46]Oh, are you okay? Hey, you >> What just happened?

[00:29:50]>> I think that was the last crash. So, go ahead and send me that million dollars and I'll see you later, man. Hello.

[00:29:56]>> No. No. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Smither.

[00:29:57]Smither's coffee. Yes, I'll send you my money.

[00:29:58]>> Okay. Yes. SEND ME MY MONEY. WOO.

[00:30:00]THANKS, BRO. YEAH. PARACHUTE IT. YES.

[00:30:05]HOW DID I DO THAT, BRO? Every time I'm so good.

[00:30:12]What is it HAPPENING TO ME?