TEENS FORCEFULLY EVICTED FROM RENTAL

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]What's up, guys? I'm Petty Mayo here with my partner Colton and uh we're on our way to an Airbnb overstay. It's like kind of like a squattered thing, but like they haven't been there long enough to be squatters. They're just refusing to leave. So, at this point, they're just trespassing because they've only been there for like seven days. So, I also told members that we had a very special partner coming to the show this episode.

[00:00:30]Plans have changed just a little bit.

[00:00:31]You're still going to absolutely blow your mind with this partner, but you don't get to find out on today's episode. You'll get to find out in maybe two or three episodes from now.

[00:00:48]Riley will also be back for more episodes in very short order.

[00:00:57]And oh, right into this. Oh, I can't.

[00:01:00]>> Oh, that is >> That's brutal.

[00:01:02]>> Lord has mercy.

[00:01:04]>> Do you have glasses?

[00:01:06]>> No.

[00:01:06]>> Okay, hold on.

[00:01:07]>> Wish.

[00:01:09]>> You got it. Oh, Lord.

[00:01:12]>> You got a dirty windshield.

[00:01:14]>> I'm not putting water on it right now.

[00:01:16]And I can't because the windshield wiper thing is broken.

[00:01:20]If we only knew a mechanic.

[00:01:22]>> Only we knew a mechanic.

[00:01:24]>> Speaking of mechanics, got a link in the uh description to a new channel you guys might enjoy.

[00:01:35]Okay, we're going to turn off here very, very soon. There we go.

[00:01:40]>> New channel, you said.

[00:01:41]>> New channel. What is the new I can't even tell where the turn is. Oh, it's up there.

[00:01:46]>> How far?

[00:01:47]>> Uh, I don't know. 1/4 mile.

[00:01:48]>> Oh, good lord. I can't literally can't see. This is terrible.

[00:01:56]>> Sorry. New driver, please be patient.

[00:01:58]>> New patient, please be driver.

[00:02:02]People lost it on the last episode when I screwed it up and I said, "Sheriff, uh, Sheriff Mayo at the sergeant's office or something."

[00:02:14]Oh, thank God. But my face feels like it's going to fall off. It's so hot.

[00:02:19]>> Here, there's a car.

[00:02:21]>> See? Thank you. Just in case.

[00:02:25]>> Just running.

[00:02:26]>> Oh, good lord.

[00:02:39]>> Sergeant's office.

[00:02:41]Sergeant's office with the sheriff.

[00:02:51]There's what we'll do.

[00:02:56]Wow, look at all this the room they have on the side of this house.

[00:03:02]>> We got a hammock.

[00:03:06]>> Let's just see. You know, I I wonder if they just see the lights, they'll just be like, "It's time.

[00:03:12]We did it. We did the thing.

[00:03:16]>> Time to evict these people.

[00:03:25]>> Let her out." Oh, that was a disgusting sip. I'm hope you heard. Not that it tasted disgusting cuz it didn't. Just slurps in everyone's ear.

[00:03:41]I'm going to get a look down here. Just make sure that Okay. I thought this was going to be an under Oh, maybe it is.

[00:03:51]>> Yeah.

[00:03:56]Is a little door down here.

[00:04:00]>> Hello. Sheriff's office.

[00:04:11]All right.

[00:04:17]Since S since the bull's eyes closed, we're going to go a 20. We go in with the taser. A 15, we go in with 40 mic.

[00:04:29]And anything else, we go in just hands.

[00:04:34]Four.

[00:04:36]Okay. Hands.

[00:04:39]I played darts for what what weapon we may not may or may not bring.

[00:04:44]>> Great. Are we screwed?

[00:05:18]I do though.

[00:05:20]Sheriff's office.

[00:05:23]>> Yes, sir.

[00:05:25]>> I need to speak to the whoever's in charge of this Airbnb.

[00:05:30]You've overstayed your welcome.

[00:05:34]They're not here.

[00:05:36]>> Okay. Well, you're inside the Airbnb.

[00:05:39]You've overstayed your welcome.

[00:05:42]>> So, the owner has asked us to ask you to leave. If you refuse to leave, we will force you to. Do you understand?

[00:05:54]You may be placed under arrest as well.

[00:05:57]I can't hear you. This is our house.

[00:06:00]>> No, this is an Airbnb, sir.

[00:06:08]Do >> you have a license on you?

[00:06:10]>> Yeah. For what?

[00:06:10]>> Let me see an ID for you. Let me see an ID for you.

[00:06:12]>> What's the reason?

[00:06:13]>> Well, I told you that the Airbnb owner has asked us to clear out the house.

[00:06:17]You're trespassing at this point, so I suspect you of committing a crime. The crime being misdemeanor trespassing. Can I see yours and your ID, please?

[00:06:26]>> I don't know.

[00:06:28]>> You don't know? I don't know, man.

[00:06:29]>> I think I got to give it to I think you do.

[00:06:32]>> For what?

[00:06:33]>> Because I suspect you of committing a crime of trespassing.

[00:06:37]>> Aren't you looking for the the one that's in charge of the Airbnb?

[00:06:40]>> They'll be in charge of something else, won't they? But you're inside the Airbnb and you're being asked to leave. So, are you going to pack your things and leave?

[00:06:48]>> No, I don't think so.

[00:06:49]>> Do you have an ID then? I need to see both your IDs.

[00:06:51]>> We We do, but I mean >> Okay. Well, refusing to give me an ID is a crime.

[00:06:58]>> You can't find yours?

[00:07:00]ID.

[00:07:01]>> I'm going to give you two, three minutes to find those IDs. If you don't, then we're going to go a different level.

[00:07:06]>> It's one ugly [ __ ] Like, his face is punchable.

[00:07:13]>> He's He's got that [ __ ] >> He's got that punchable face.

[00:07:16]>> He's got a punchable face and a dick broom on his face.

[00:07:19]>> Okay, come on. A real punchable face.

[00:07:32]This is like kind of the uh the equivalent of a softball hitting you at 90 miles an hour.

[00:07:41]I wonder how accurate this laser is.

[00:07:44]It's time to find out.

[00:07:49]So, I think we'll give him another warning.

[00:08:07]I'm going to walk around and you know.

[00:08:09]>> Hey gentlemen.

[00:08:16]>> Okay. So, I'm going to let you know what this is. This is a 37 millimeter. It's going to feel like I shot you with a a softball.

[00:08:24]at like 85 miles an hour. Okay. If you don't give me an ID, that's what I'm going to do fast.

[00:08:33]Okay. So, I need >> Here's your ID, but >> I'll take the ID. I'll take the [ __ ] ID.

[00:08:37]>> I need to give it to you.

[00:08:38]>> Okay. I'll I'll shoot you with it. I don't give a [ __ ] >> Give it to you.

[00:08:42]>> I swear to God, I'll put it right in your chest. I'll break your chest bone.

[00:08:47]Give me the ID. Give me the ID or I'm going to escalate this very quickly.

[00:08:51]Thank you.

[00:08:56][ __ ] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> It looks like a [ __ ] female.

[00:09:03]>> Yeah. William and uh Antio.

[00:09:10]Whatever that is.

[00:09:13]>> Anatali.

[00:09:14]>> Anatali.

[00:09:15]>> Anatali.

[00:09:16]>> Anatio.

[00:09:17]>> Anatio.

[00:09:18]>> Anatio. I didn't feel like looking up this [ __ ] but at least for now, we got this idea.

[00:09:23]>> Wonder how many letters are silent.

[00:09:26]>> Why don't >> Bro, you can tell they're like We got We're friends. We got her. We're watching each other's backs.

[00:09:45]Watch the front door, though.

[00:10:07]Hey, [ __ ] >> So, I have a question. Hey, how are you, sweetheart?

[00:10:12]>> Good. Do me a favor and just show me your [ __ ] hands. Okay. Awesome. Hey, Anatolo or whatever your name is. The weird. Yeah, you're the one that has the name that sounds like an Italian sandwich. Okay, like I explained to them, this is the equivalent of an 85 mph softball. It's going to hurt like a son of a [ __ ] So, Colton, open that door.

[00:10:34]Stop. Stop.

[00:10:37]Why do we want it? Why do we want the smoke, gentlemen?

[00:10:40]>> We don't.

[00:10:40]>> Okay, back up.

[00:10:42]>> Back up.

[00:10:43]>> Who are you looking for? What do you also name?

[00:10:45]>> LOOKING FOR OKAY, BACK UP.

[00:10:47]>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

[00:10:48]>> LAST CHANCE. BACK UP.

[00:10:50]>> Take one more step.

[00:10:51]>> Okay, >> step back.

[00:10:54]>> Step back.

[00:10:57]>> I told you the owner of the Airbnb has requested that you all get the [ __ ] out.

[00:11:02]You've overstayed your welcome.

[00:11:04]>> We just got here today.

[00:11:05]>> Hey, party boy. WHERE IS THIS GUY COMING FROM? How many people are in this house?

[00:11:10]>> What the [ __ ] is happening?

[00:11:10]>> Hey, I know you step out here, Bubba.

[00:11:12]Colton, do something about this >> here. Raven, you can go to the There you go. Stop. STOP. WHY WOULD YOU WALK TOWARDS ME?

[00:11:23]>> If I have something in my hand that looks like it can hurt you, why are you walking towards me?

[00:11:28]>> Step back over there.

[00:11:30]>> Fantastic.

[00:11:33]Once again, you're being requested to leave. Are you going to leave?

[00:11:41]>> I don't think so. No, you're under arrest. Okay.

[00:11:43]>> I don't think so. I'll walk outside.

[00:11:45]>> You're going to leave?

[00:11:46]>> I'll walk outside.

[00:11:47]>> Are you going to leave?

[00:11:50]>> I'll leave.

[00:11:51]>> You're going to leave.

[00:11:51]>> I'll leave.

[00:11:52]>> Okay. Colton, he can leave.

[00:11:56]>> Who are you looking for?

[00:11:58]>> Here. Cuff him.

[00:12:00]>> You can cuff. Colton. You can cuff him.

[00:12:02]>> Colton. Not him. Colton. Not What are you? That guy.

[00:12:05]>> That guy. What >> the [ __ ] you going after this guy for?

[00:12:09]>> Just detain him for a second.

[00:12:13]Why is there so many dudes in one chick?

[00:12:16]>> Oh, that's a question for me.

[00:12:19]>> Who's uh >> who?

[00:12:22]>> Why >> is this like a like a this like a Oh, that's your girl.

[00:12:27]>> Yeah.

[00:12:28]>> Okay.

[00:12:29]>> Like you sharer type of situation. You can do whatever you want.

[00:12:33]>> No, maybe you do that with your wife, but I don't do that.

[00:12:35]>> I could I could.

[00:12:36]>> Maybe you do.

[00:12:37]>> Yeah, maybe I do.

[00:12:38]>> Maybe I do.

[00:12:40]Maybe we have gang bangs.

[00:12:41]>> Maybe. All right. Nothing against that.

[00:12:43]You know, >> you're starting Only Fans, though.

[00:12:45]>> I don't do that.

[00:12:46]>> You can get a better Airbnb.

[00:12:48]>> We make hella money. I know.

[00:12:49]>> Is that what you guys do?

[00:12:50]>> No, not yet.

[00:12:51]>> She's smiling. Do you do Only Fans?

[00:12:53]>> Not yet.

[00:12:54]>> Not yet.

[00:12:55]>> Okay. At least you have ambitions.

[00:12:57]>> What is What's he doing down there?

[00:13:00]>> Who? Can I go look?

[00:13:01]>> No, you can't.

[00:13:02]>> But I'm going outside.

[00:13:02]>> That's our friend.

[00:13:03]>> You can't Okay, awesome.

[00:13:05]>> So what?

[00:13:05]>> I assumed he's your friend cuz he's here with you.

[00:13:07]>> Yeah. And he's [ __ ] your girlfriend.

[00:13:09]>> No, he don't do that.

[00:13:11]>> Not that you know.

[00:13:12]>> Not that you know. Okay. So, gentlemen, ma'am, are you going to leave?

[00:13:17]>> You're going to stay. Awesome. Awesome.

[00:13:20]You know what that means?

[00:13:21]>> Means you're resisting. You've caught an additional charge. It's called resisting arrest. Stop. Uh-uh.

[00:13:29]Colton, >> the funny look the funny looking one stepping up.

[00:13:34]>> Your little buddy's not here to help you, huh?

[00:13:36]>> He's big. I'm the little one.

[00:13:38]Colton, >> what happened to your hair?

[00:13:42]>> Don't worry about it.

[00:13:42]>> Did you cut it?

[00:13:43]>> Where's your hair?

[00:13:44]>> I lost it a long time ago. I lost it a long time ago. So, I wear a hat.

[00:13:50]>> What'd you do with him?

[00:13:51]>> He's in the back of the car.

[00:13:52]>> Oh, okay. So, >> what do you do?

[00:13:55]>> He's being detained now. Just so we don't have to worry about him. Okay. So, listen.

[00:13:59]>> He was just taking a [ __ ] >> Like I said, you've been given ample opportunity, right?

[00:14:06]You'd agree that I've been the nice person and giving you >> Do I have a warrant? Sweetheart, go back to Tik Tok and find something else to talk about.

[00:14:15]>> We don't need a warrant. This isn't your house. Stop.

[00:14:18]>> You need a warrant to come into >> No.Iriv private property.

[00:14:26]>> That's my line. You see this? This is my no line.

[00:14:28]>> You need a warrant to come in here.

[00:14:30]>> No. No. No. See, that works. If you were the owner of the property, that would work like that. I don't >> know if we are or not.

[00:14:36]>> I know that you're not cuz I spoke with the owner of the property.

[00:14:39]>> The owner might be here.

[00:14:40]>> They're not. Their name is what?

[00:14:42]>> You don't know that.

[00:14:42]>> What's their name?

[00:14:43]>> I don't know. Why would I tell you?

[00:14:45]>> To prove yourself right. It's the only reason you would tell me is to prove yourself right.

[00:14:50]>> Swallow harder.

[00:14:51]>> I don't think you can come in here.

[00:14:52]>> I I've been in I've been not only I've been in.

[00:14:57]>> Yeah. In my window.

[00:14:58]>> Okay. looking goofy.

[00:15:01]>> Back up.

[00:15:06]>> Put your face on the ground.

[00:15:08]>> Okay. I want you to put your face on the ground.

[00:15:12]>> What?

[00:15:12]>> I want you to go down to the ground.

[00:15:15]>> All right. I'll comply. Whatever.

[00:15:16]>> I want you to go down to the ground.

[00:15:17]>> Why would I go on the ground?

[00:15:18]>> Cuz I told you to.

[00:15:20]>> All right. Whatever.

[00:15:24]>> Okay. Same for you.

[00:15:26]>> Cross your ankles.

[00:15:28]You.

[00:15:29]>> Yeah.

[00:15:30]>> You next >> down.

[00:15:36]>> Miss.

[00:15:37]>> Cross your ankles.

[00:15:38]>> Come here.

[00:15:39]>> Ryan, go hide.

[00:15:41]>> Ryan, go hide.

[00:15:42]>> Step on back.

[00:15:43]>> Go hide. Ryan.

[00:15:45]>> Yeah. Ryan, where you going to go? Hide.

[00:15:47]Hide on the second floor.

[00:15:48]>> Hide in the back. Lock the door.

[00:15:51]>> Okay, gentlemen. Put your hands on the lower of your back. Kind of like you're praying. Because if you don't pray hard enough, you're gonna see Jesus.

[00:15:59]Okay. Fantastic. No, no, no need to get all funky.

[00:16:03]>> Your ankles.

[00:16:04]>> We're just going to place you in handcuffs right now and then we'll figure out the rest.

[00:16:07]>> Ryan, hide.

[00:16:09]>> No need to talk to her. She's handling her own business. She looks fine.

[00:16:11]>> Don't tell me what to do.

[00:16:13]>> I've been telling you what to do this whole time and you've been listening.

[00:16:16]So, >> I appreciate that.

[00:16:17]>> Oh, yeah. You're a man threatening me with a gun, huh?

[00:16:20]>> Do you want to uh >> You can't be a man and talk to me. You got to threaten me with a gun. It's not a gun, sir.

[00:16:26]>> This is a 37 mm round. What?

[00:16:30]>> That >> What's that?

[00:16:30]>> You wouldn't be threatened by that.

[00:16:33]>> Yeah.

[00:16:34]>> Yeah, I might be.

[00:16:36]>> Just a little bit.

[00:16:36]>> I might be. I might be.

[00:16:37]>> I see. Huh? I see a spear, huh?

[00:16:42]I've seen a spear.

[00:16:47]>> No. Yeah. Don't think so, buddy. Don't think so, buddy.

[00:16:52]Put your hands below behind your back.

[00:16:54]Put the hands behind your back or we're going to sleep.

[00:16:59]Just like that.

[00:17:00]>> Don't move.

[00:17:01]>> Don't move.

[00:17:03]>> I said don't move.

[00:17:05]>> If I pop back, you're going to go to sleep. Awesome.

[00:17:11]Keep that hand right there.

[00:17:15]>> All right. Okay.

[00:17:16]>> You got him, Cole.

[00:17:18]>> God, he a sausage wrist.

[00:17:21]>> Come on now.

[00:17:22]>> Come here, pork belly. Give me the other one.

[00:17:25]>> Your job to bring it to me. Bring it up.

[00:17:34]>> What the [ __ ] is wrong with you?

[00:17:36]>> The [ __ ] wrong with you? [ __ ] >> think I got anything on you?

[00:17:39]>> Just [ __ ] on you that's going to >> No, I don't.

[00:17:43]>> Colton, >> I don't have my ID. Remember?

[00:17:47]>> Hang out. I have his ID.

[00:17:48]>> He has my ID.

[00:17:49]>> Your name Ryan. Okay. Are we gonna try the same [ __ ] that they tried?

[00:17:55]>> No. Okay, Colton, you got them for a second?

[00:18:00]>> Yep.

[00:18:01]>> I need to go to get a pair of cups for uh for Ryan there.

[00:18:07]Let me just secure that.

[00:18:26]Yeah. What's up?

[00:18:28]>> Tight as [ __ ] bro.

[00:18:29]>> Huh?

[00:18:30]>> Your hands are tight, bro.

[00:18:31]>> Then don't move around too much and they won't tighten up too much more.

[00:18:34]>> Loosen this up for me a little bit, man.

[00:18:35]>> Mhm.

[00:18:36]>> This [ __ ] tight as [ __ ] >> I can't help you right now. I could probably help you.

[00:18:43]>> Right now, I need another pair of cuffs.

[00:18:45]Don't do me like this.

[00:19:04]Okay, stand up, miss. We're not going anywhere. Turn around. Thank you very much.

[00:19:14]Oh, leave her alone.

[00:19:16]>> Yeah, okay. Leaving her alone.

[00:19:20]Tiny ass wrists.

[00:19:23]Uh, sit on the ground and then go on your face. Just like that. Okay.

[00:19:32]Any more friends?

[00:19:33]>> No.

[00:19:34]>> We got one, two, three, four in custody.

[00:19:39]SHERIFF'S OFFICE. ANYBODY INSIDE? MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN.

[00:19:44]HEY, grab me uh just in case there's somebody in there. How old is everybody?

[00:19:50]You, sir, >> old enough. Okay.

[00:19:52]>> How old are you? I can just get your ID, Jackass.

[00:19:54]>> You got my ID. Why are you asking me?

[00:19:55]>> How old are you?

[00:19:55]>> You got my ID. Why?

[00:19:56]>> How old are you?

[00:19:57]>> You got my ID.

[00:19:58]>> How old are you?

[00:19:59]>> I'm not going to.

[00:20:00]>> You got my ID.

[00:20:01]>> How old are you?

[00:20:01]>> You got my ID.

[00:20:02]>> I'll hit you.

[00:20:03]>> You already did.

[00:20:04]>> Okay, I'll hit you harder.

[00:20:05]>> Ryan, how old are you?

[00:20:06]>> You got my ID.

[00:20:07]>> 20.

[00:20:08]>> Mhm.

[00:20:09]>> How old How old is uh Pork Belly? How old are you, >> Miss Piggy? How old are you?

[00:20:14]>> Uh, I don't know. You got my ID. You look at it.

[00:20:18]>> Okay. So, we got 121. Is that what she said?

[00:20:22]>> Yeah.

[00:20:23]>> She's 20.

[00:20:24]>> 20.

[00:20:27]>> Huh?

[00:20:31]>> Did you clear these rooms?

[00:20:33]>> Uh, no. I just kind of opened the door, actually.

[00:20:36]>> There's nobody here. Well, we >> we'll be the we'll be the people to determine that.

[00:20:42]You got anything good in the fridge?

[00:20:44]>> Beer.

[00:20:47]>> Lots of beer.

[00:20:50]>> What's the What's this orange stuff?

[00:20:53]>> Orange juice >> flake. What is have a day?

[00:20:58]>> You'll ever have there, fell?

[00:21:02]>> No.

[00:21:05]>> Just like halfeaten eggs and beer.

[00:21:11]Ryan, you are never going to get a husband.

[00:21:14]>> I have a husband.

[00:21:15]>> You're 20 years old. You have a husband?

[00:21:17]>> Right here.

[00:21:18]>> Let me see your ring.

[00:21:24]>> How old were you guys when you got married?

[00:21:26]>> Don't worry about it.

[00:21:27]>> Where's his ring? Oh, he got rid of it.

[00:21:31]>> For sure.

[00:21:32]>> He Where's your ring?

[00:21:33]>> Huh?

[00:21:34]>> Where's your ring?

[00:21:34]>> It's right here. This is my wife's ring.

[00:21:36]It's about It's about 20 of your wife's rings >> for sure.

[00:21:43]>> Hey, all you know, we have an open relationship. We might be looking We might be looking to recruit. Not you.

[00:21:49]>> Not you.

[00:21:50]>> That's something to be proud of, huh? As a grown ass man, that's something to be proud of.

[00:21:54]>> Listen, just cuz Diddy made sex parties look bad. Doesn't mean all sex parties are bad.

[00:22:01]You can't do a push there.

[00:22:05]You can freaking do one. I've done 100 more push-ups you'll ever do, fella.

[00:22:09]Come on, man.

[00:22:11]>> Don't show.

[00:22:11]>> There's nobody in there, bro. Quit going through our [ __ ] >> I HAVEN'T EVEN GONE THROUGH ANY [ __ ] HAVE YOU started that fun part yet?

[00:22:20]>> If anybody's in here, it's going to hurt.

[00:22:37]in there.

[00:22:39]>> Colton, someone's up here.

[00:22:41]>> There's nobody up there.

[00:22:42]>> I just saw someone move through this.

[00:22:45]>> There's no >> There's nobody up there.

[00:22:49]>> I'll shoot it right in his ass.

[00:22:50]>> There's nobody up there.

[00:22:54]>> If you move, I'm going to hit you with this. Just so you know, >> you're going out of kester real freaking quick, bubb it'll kester itself.

[00:23:01]>> [ __ ] you.

[00:23:02]>> Whoever's in this upstairs bedroom, make yourself known.

[00:23:05]>> [ __ ] >> Or patent shall be bestowed upon you.

[00:23:09]>> [ __ ] you.

[00:23:12]>> It's not who I'm talking to.

[00:23:13]>> You're short, bald-headed [ __ ] >> Um, medium height bald.

[00:23:20]>> Half bald.

[00:23:21]>> Half bald.

[00:23:21]>> Yeah, he's got a cold as >> Is your wife taller than you, too? I bet she [ __ ] you, too, huh?

[00:23:28]>> You just saw her. She's like 5'2.

[00:23:30]>> I don't know who your wife is, right?

[00:23:33]>> Oh, it's locked, too. You got one of those. We can go in through that way.

[00:23:36]There's a bathroom into that way.

[00:23:37]Colton, >> no. No, no. Oh, yeah. We can. No, it's too big. Go.

[00:23:44]>> Why are you eyeing >> the door?

[00:23:48]>> Stop looking at the door. Close the door and then deadbolt it.

[00:23:59]Got it.

[00:24:02]Then close that one, too.

[00:24:08]Someone up here is going to have a bad day.

[00:24:15]Colton, I want you just literally there and stops them and stops whoever is there. I'm going to go that way and flush them. Got it.

[00:24:25]Can I come with you?

[00:24:27]>> Uh, try to [ __ ] >> You can come with me.

[00:24:31]>> Yeah, you do.

[00:25:01]Colin, >> I got him locked down to this one bedroom.

[00:25:09]>> There's nobody there, bro. Can you loosen my There's nobody up there, bro.

[00:25:14]There's nobody up there. Go, Aiden. Go, Aiden. Go.

[00:25:19]Aiden, go.

[00:25:21]Go. Aiden. Aiden, go. Aiden, go. What's up, puppy?

[00:25:27]>> Go. Aiden, go. Aiden, >> Aiden.

[00:25:32]>> Aiden, get out of there.

[00:25:33]>> Aiden, >> who the [ __ ] are you?

[00:25:34]>> Go on your stomach.

[00:25:36]>> Go on your stomach.

[00:25:37]>> I can't. He's on me.

[00:25:38]>> Get on your stomach.

[00:25:40][ __ ] One's that way. Fat boy's up top.

[00:25:59]Colton, you're good.

[00:26:07]>> Yeah, I see that one. I'm just watch.

[00:26:08]I'm just got perimeter here.

[00:26:15]There's one down here. He's over right in here.

[00:26:20]>> Yeah, probably went in that room.

[00:26:23]Come down here. I'll tase your ass.

[00:26:26]Colton, are you good?

[00:26:29]>> Huh?

[00:26:33]>> Get back.

[00:26:37]>> Put your hands behind your back. Put them behind your back.

[00:26:42]You want to get >> behind your back?

[00:26:50]>> Trying to wipe the dog [ __ ] on my foot off behind your back.

[00:26:58]>> Yeah, buddy.

[00:27:01]>> You're going to figure the buck out.

[00:27:04]>> You got a pair for him?

[00:27:05]>> Huh? No.

[00:27:07]>> Take mine off.

[00:27:08]>> You're going to hold on. I got a pair for him.

[00:27:17]>> He's in cuffs. He's all right.

[00:27:24]>> I'm coming.

[00:27:36]I got fat boy cuffs. Hey, what are you?

[00:27:39]They're patty mustard. No way.

[00:27:42]>> Come on. Give me the fat boy cup.

[00:27:44]>> No way. PATTY ASS.

[00:27:48]>> Give me the hands. Give me the hands.

[00:27:51]Put it behind your back.

[00:27:52]>> That was a good one.

[00:27:52]>> Put it behind your back.

[00:27:53]>> That was a good one.

[00:27:54]>> Put it behind your back.

[00:27:55]>> That was a real good one. His ass right here. That was a good ride.

[00:27:58]>> That was a real good one. Yep.

[00:28:00]>> Tiny mustard.

[00:28:02]My dog the one leg I can hobble his ass.

[00:28:11]>> Go check outside.

[00:28:13]>> Actually, I'll see. Stay here.

[00:28:27]All right. Okay.

[00:28:43]>> You sure?

[00:28:44]>> Yeah.

[00:28:44]>> I really want to [ __ ] shoot you with it.

[00:28:46]>> Why?

[00:28:47]>> Because I like dropping people of you.

[00:28:49]>> Cuz I like dropping people.

[00:28:50]>> Look, I lost your ass with [ __ ] handcuffs on.

[00:28:52]>> I knew where you went, you jackass.

[00:28:53]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure you did. Sure you [ __ ] knew where I went. I'll put this right in your gu. I swear to God if >> you knew where I went.

[00:29:00]>> I swear to God I'll put in your gu.

[00:29:01]>> You knew where I went. You would have found me. Okay.

[00:29:03]>> I seen your ass down here. You You didn't know where I went. [ __ ] outran your ass with handcuffs.

[00:29:08]>> Well, then why didn't you? Uh >> I outran your ass with handcuffs on. You know that >> you are.

[00:29:11]>> Why didn't you make yourself disappear?

[00:29:15]>> I want to make sure I can >> Yeah. Well, I had other [ __ ] to worry about, didn't I, [ __ ] You're a little [ __ ] dude.

[00:29:26]Have a seat.

[00:29:27]>> Look at that.

[00:29:28]>> Have a seat. Go my hand. I'm not your boyfriend.

[00:29:29]>> [ __ ] you. You probably have another boyfriend.

[00:29:32]>> That's a little Oh, that's going to leave a mark, buddy.

[00:29:35]>> I already smacked it. [ __ ] you.

[00:29:36]>> You see that?

[00:29:38]>> That was a good one.

[00:29:39]>> That was a good one, right? That's going to leave a mark.

[00:29:42]>> How'd it feel?

[00:29:44]>> [ __ ] what feel?

[00:29:49]>> This is your setup, huh?

[00:29:52]>> You proud of yourself?

[00:29:53]>> He thinks he's [ __ ] >> No.

[00:29:57]Not exactly.

[00:29:58]>> What partner you got? Let's be >> a group of people I want to be found with.

[00:30:01]>> What a great [ __ ] partner you got.

[00:30:03]>> [ __ ] [ __ ] Where did you guys trade at the [ __ ] YMCA?

[00:30:08]>> Get up.

[00:30:08]>> Hey, [ __ ] you, Patty. How about you have a day?

[00:30:16]>> What is wrong with this picture? What am I going to drink?

[00:30:20]>> You should try that half a day.

[00:30:22]>> The what?

[00:30:22]>> The half a day. What is it?

[00:30:27]>> Is this all alcohol?

[00:30:28]>> No.

[00:30:29]>> Did you pour alcohol in these things?

[00:30:30]>> No.

[00:30:31]>> Is this really What is it?

[00:30:33]>> It's a transfusion.

[00:30:34]>> What does that mean?

[00:30:36]>> It's alcohol.

[00:30:37]>> Hey, quit talking to her, bro. Try one.

[00:30:39]If you want to know what it means, try one.

[00:30:40]>> That's what I said. You got to try it if you want.

[00:30:42]>> You're not even a real [ __ ] cop. You can you can >> or are you a [ __ ] >> This ain't even a [ __ ] job. You're doing this for [ __ ] for fun.

[00:30:50]>> Can't buy have a day. It's like happy dad. Is that the thing?

[00:30:53]>> Yeah.

[00:30:53]>> Same thing.

[00:30:54]>> Similar. Same category.

[00:30:55]>> Same category. It looks gross. Is it? Is it?

[00:30:58]>> It's good.

[00:30:58]>> It just says the transformation. What's the >> It's grape.

[00:31:01]>> It's grape.

[00:31:02]>> Mhm.

[00:31:03]>> Hey, did you become a cop cuz you got bullied in school?

[00:31:06]>> Yes.

[00:31:08]>> I can tell why.

[00:31:09]>> Tell us.

[00:31:10]>> What do we got over here?

[00:31:13]>> What do we have that you people didn't touch?

[00:31:16]>> Did not touch that.

[00:31:17]>> Thank god.

[00:31:18]>> Got some solo cups over here. No, thank you.

[00:31:23]Put their mouth on that last.

[00:31:25]>> What?

[00:31:25]>> I don't know who put their mouth on that one last.

[00:31:28]>> Might want to wash it.

[00:31:29]>> Where's the solo cups?

[00:31:31]>> Right there.

[00:31:31]>> Thank you.

[00:31:39]>> Is that what you made for them for breakfast?

[00:31:40]>> I did.

[00:31:41]>> That what you make your husband for breakfast?

[00:31:42]>> All of them, actually.

[00:31:46]>> Okay. Well, you got a lot to learn.

[00:31:51]20-year-old [ __ ] bride.

[00:31:53]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:31:54]>> I'm [ __ ] me.

[00:31:57]You >> think maybe you should DRINK FIRST?

[00:31:59]>> WHAT? HOW ARE YOU DRINKING, BY THE WAY?

[00:32:01]YOU'RE UNDER 21.

[00:32:02]>> I haven't got a drink.

[00:32:03]>> Wait, hold on.

[00:32:05]>> Hold on.

[00:32:07]>> Huh?

[00:32:07]>> Yeah. Hold on.

[00:32:08]>> Who's under 21? You don't know that we're drinking that [ __ ] >> Under 21.

[00:32:13]Under 21.

[00:32:15]>> Huh?

[00:32:16]>> How about you check? Everybody's the [ __ ] under 21.

[00:32:19]>> Go check who you arrested, dumbass.

[00:32:22]>> We're not drinking the [ __ ] over 21 is, you [ __ ] idiot.

[00:32:25]>> I could even tell you, boss.

[00:32:26]>> You know what it was. And this looks like drinking for lots of people.

[00:32:30]>> Did you see us drinking?

[00:32:31]>> Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

[00:32:33]>> Did you see us drinking? No, you did it, >> right?

[00:32:36]>> You admitted to it.

[00:32:37]>> Never did.

[00:32:38]>> You did.

[00:32:39]>> Never did.

[00:32:40]>> Drink one. You want us?

[00:32:41]>> Yeah. We never admitted to drinking. You arrested the one.

[00:32:44]>> This is grape juice or something. He's drinking. We're not.

[00:32:47]>> Okay.

[00:32:48]>> [ __ ] you.

[00:32:48]>> Well, now you get to go down to jail.

[00:32:53]>> I'm going to take all this this alcohol.

[00:32:56]>> Yeah. From someone that's over 21.

[00:32:59]>> He's that one person.

[00:33:01]>> Yeah. Supplying all this uh food to you guys. Alcohol to you guys.

[00:33:05]>> You know, >> one person is not drinking all this.

[00:33:07]>> You don't know it's for us.

[00:33:09]>> Yeah. Go sit down somewhere. Get out of my face.

[00:33:13]Didn't you literally arrest him with a drink in his hand?

[00:33:18]>> You guys are [ __ ] idiots, bro. Don't know [ __ ] >> Yeah. Well, we're not scholars. We're cops.

[00:33:24]>> Yeah.

[00:33:26]>> Yeah. Well, unfortunately, you're right.

[00:33:32]>> Wait, did he give you a [ __ ] warrant?

[00:33:35]>> There's no warrant. There's no warrant when it's not your house.

[00:33:38]>> Dutch masters.

[00:33:39]>> It's not your house either. And they giving you who's smoking the Dutch Masters.

[00:33:44]>> You think 21, huh?

[00:33:48]>> Well, because you should be using >> batch numbers, huh?

[00:33:51]>> You should be using backwoods.

[00:33:53]>> Is this [ __ ] is for broke people?

[00:33:57]>> Where's the weed?

[00:33:58]>> What weed?

[00:33:59]>> The weed that you roll the cigars in.

[00:34:01]>> There's no weed here. What?

[00:34:03]>> Why don't you go talk to the one that's over 21? Huh?

[00:34:08]>> We'll just start going through everyone's [ __ ] That's legal, right?

[00:34:15]>> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you.

[00:34:21]>> Oh, yeah. You You want to flash that [ __ ] [ __ ] you.

[00:34:26]>> Where's the weed?

[00:34:29]>> Where's the stuff?

[00:34:49]make up [ __ ] When are you guys on vacation here until >> Hello?

[00:35:19]>> OH, [ __ ] >> DON'T PLAY FOOTSIE WITH ME. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] [ __ ] you.

[00:35:26]>> Look at that.

[00:35:26]>> Sit down, fat boy.

[00:35:28]>> [ __ ] now. Hey, you need to hit some cardio. You know this [ __ ] guy ran twice.

[00:35:38]>> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> We got one more.

[00:35:43]>> Right to his ball sack.

[00:35:44]>> Right to the nuts. Right to the goo.

[00:35:46]>> Right to the [ __ ] >> I swear to God it'll explode your nuts.

[00:35:48]>> He's a [ __ ] He's not going to do it.

[00:35:49]>> It'll explode. Where are you going?

[00:35:51]>> He's a [ __ ] He's not going to do it.

[00:35:52]>> Sit down. No.

[00:35:53]>> Don't [ __ ] tell her what to do. Ryan, don't listen to his bald.

[00:36:00]Hey, come on, Aiden. You're stronger than him. You're stronger than him.

[00:36:03]>> No. No.

[00:36:04]>> You're [ __ ] stronger than Aiden.

[00:36:05]Look. LOOK. YOUR [ __ ] PARTNER IS GETTING BITCHED out right now. Look at him.

[00:36:08]>> No. He's trying not to hurt your friend.

[00:36:09]>> He's getting bitched out.

[00:36:10]>> He's trying not to hurt your friend.

[00:36:11]>> Oh, but you don't want to hurt me.

[00:36:12]>> Where? Um, >> you want to hurt me?

[00:36:13]>> Where's the weeds?

[00:36:14]>> You want to hurt me? You [ __ ] >> Where's the weed? Where's the weed?

[00:36:17]>> You got any drugs left? When are you guys When are you guys on vacation?

[00:36:19]>> Hey, check my license. I got a CDL. I don't smoke. You [ __ ] [ __ ] >> I don't [ __ ] smoke.

[00:36:24]>> CD. Does he have a CDL? What does he do for work?

[00:36:26]>> Don't worry about it, [ __ ] Huh?

[00:36:28]>> What do you do for work?

[00:36:30]>> Don't answer what an aesthetician.

[00:36:32]>> Anesthetician.

[00:36:33]>> That's why you have that big thing of cream in there because you're good with skin.

[00:36:37]>> Question. All right, buddy. [ __ ] this guy.

[00:36:39]>> Okay. Well, I'm be real pissed. I'm'll be honest. I'll be real pissed someone doesn't tell me where the weed is.

[00:36:46]>> Use your [ __ ] eyes, bro.

[00:36:48]>> Well, because there's there's a bunch of white people in and Swisser sweets.

[00:36:53]>> So, >> you don't know [ __ ] >> Where's the weed? You [ __ ] loser.

[00:36:57]>> Where?

[00:37:00]>> You don't got me, [ __ ] You won't find it. You can look through the whole [ __ ] house.

[00:37:03]>> Thank you.

[00:37:09]>> Unfortunately, you thought she was loyal. She just pointed right at it, too. I'm dumb. I got husband eyes. I can't see [ __ ] And it was right here on the table.

[00:37:18]>> Yeah, dumb [ __ ] >> Forget how you got to pinch these open, >> huh?

[00:37:22]>> I'm an idiot. There we go.

[00:37:24]>> That's good.

[00:37:25]>> Yeah. I smell that [ __ ] >> Oh, that's >> Yeah, he has that gas. Huh?

[00:37:30]>> You even smelled that before.

[00:37:32]>> That's pretty good.

[00:37:33]>> That's too much of a [ __ ] >> You didn't break You didn't get You didn't get that here.

[00:37:36]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:37:37]>> Yeah, I know that.

[00:37:38]>> How do you know?

[00:37:39]>> Cuz it's too [ __ ] >> too good.

[00:37:41]>> Too good for here.

[00:37:42]>> Yeah.

[00:37:43]>> You know, right?

[00:37:44]>> I would know.

[00:37:45]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:37:46]>> Smell that.

[00:37:48]>> [ __ ] fire.

[00:37:51]>> Yeah.

[00:37:52]>> [ __ ] >> All right. Well, that's evidence.

[00:37:56]>> You're lucky that [ __ ] door was open.

[00:37:58]You're not gone.

[00:38:01]>> You guys had two chances to be to be gone.

[00:38:04]>> I'mma take that. I'm going to take that with me.

[00:38:08]>> I'm going to take your weed.

[00:38:10]>> I'mma take your girl.

[00:38:11]>> I'm going to take your [ __ ] >> Hey, let's wrestle when we both >> seriously.

[00:38:16]>> Okay. Fair.

[00:38:17]>> He didn't have him until I brought him 10 minutes into you being a [ __ ] roly pololy. Is that how long it takes you?

[00:38:24]>> Huh?

[00:38:24]>> Is that how long it takes you?

[00:38:25]>> Five or 10 minutes, >> give or take, depending on the day.

[00:38:29]>> If it's long enough, >> you know, you look like Down Syndrome Johnny Sins is what?

[00:38:32]>> What is it?

[00:38:33]>> Down syndrome Johnny Sins.

[00:38:36]>> I I want to know what your face reminds me of. It's punchable.

[00:38:40]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:38:40]>> But your face reminds me of a type of character. I can't put my finger on it.

[00:38:50]>> Anything else?

[00:38:52]Oh yeah, the CDO. So we got the weed, we got the under21s, man. You guys can't have any of this [ __ ] [ __ ] children.

[00:39:06]>> Where were you born?

[00:39:09]>> Allejandra, where were you born?

[00:39:11]>> Don't worry about it.

[00:39:12]>> Was it the United States?

[00:39:14]>> Nope.

[00:39:15]>> I'm going to tell you.

[00:39:16]>> Like where's your where is your name from?

[00:39:19]>> You already you already said earlier. Is it Egyptian?

[00:39:21]>> No.

[00:39:22]>> Muslim. Italian?

[00:39:24]>> Yeah, >> it's Italian. That's right. Cuz he looks like uh Luigi.

[00:39:30]>> That's what it is.

[00:39:31]>> That's a good one.

[00:39:31]>> Is it Luigi?

[00:39:33]>> Real [ __ ] original.

[00:39:34]>> Real [ __ ] funny.

[00:39:35]>> Well, it would be original cuz I never met the [ __ ] [ __ ] before. Trying to figure this out.

[00:39:40]>> [ __ ] what up, bro?

[00:39:42]>> You guys call it comfortable? Oh, he's trying to talk about.

[00:39:50]>> Okay.

[00:39:52]>> [ __ ] >> That's it. We don't have any more drugs.

[00:39:55]>> Is there anything more?

[00:39:57]>> Is there?

[00:39:57]>> Can I check your pockets?

[00:39:58]>> I promise.

[00:40:02]>> Okay. All right.

[00:40:05]I'll call a bus.

[00:40:07]>> Yeah. A short bus for your dumb ass.

[00:40:09]>> A short bus for your dumb ass.

[00:40:11]I will call a short bus >> for y'all. Thank you.

[00:40:15]>> [ __ ] 5'4 bus.

[00:40:20]These >> [ __ ] kids.

[00:40:23]>> 67. 67.

[00:40:26]So they all remind me of 67s.

[00:40:30]That's what they are. Six sevens.

[00:40:36]>> What?

[00:40:38]>> What? What >> now? We're just laughing at you.

[00:40:46]>> It's off. 5 V2.

[00:40:51]>> You guys comfortable?

[00:40:53]>> We're good.

[00:40:54]>> Awesome. Well, while you guys get comfortable, put the gun down and try again.

[00:41:02]>> Just give them Just give them a little bit. They just go off. It's fantastic.

[00:41:06]Huh?

[00:41:08]Can I help you, sir?

[00:41:12]>> You told me that 20 minutes ago.

[00:41:16]>> Okay. Well, that's going to do it for this one. I'm Patty Mayo. That's five [ __ ] >> Go home.

[00:41:26]and I'll see you on the next