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>> [music] >> New bedboard, which means new food.
>> [music] >> Heat. Heat.
Obama.
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>> [music] >> Happy a >> [music] >> Obama.
[music] Ooh.
[music] >> [music] >> Uh, hello. Hi. Hi. [screaming] Hello. Hi. I remember.
Hi. Hello. Hi. It's me, student toffee.
Hi. [laughter] Hi. Hi, guys. Hello. Hi. Hello. Hi. I'm over here. Hi. [screaming] Hello. Hi. Hi. I love the haircut. You You look just like my favorite maid, Fifi. Hey, really, Fifi? I might have to meet this Fifi, but I don't know. Maybe she's busy or something. [laughter] Hi. Hey, how are you guys? Do I look extra smart today? Do I look extra extra smart today? Well, I better be. Look at my glasses. Look at my uniform.
Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Hey. Hey guys. Hello. Today I am freaking proving myself to you guys. [laughter] Plus 10 IQ easily. Hey, 10 IQ is a lot.
You know that's two digits right there.
Do you know it was two digits?
Did you know that one and zero means it's a twodigit number? [laughter] You look just as fun as usual.
What the heck? Extra extra extra extra smart. Extra extra extra smart. Mhm.
Mhm. Cuz today, what's a digit? A digit is a A digit is one number. as in like one number like one one number. [laughter] You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
Hi. Hi. Hello. Hi.
10 is two digit but is 01 as well? Uh I would say no. I would say no. It's it's one digit.
Even though there's a zero in there, the zero is only to uh clarify that it's only there's just one. [laughter] I I I feel like I understand what I feel like I I'm just not able to explain myself, but I am very smart. [music] It's a number represented by two digits.
Yeah. Well, I get Oh, yes.
I was thinking of like Oh, wait. Hold up. Moji, what happened?
Sorry. Mochi got my attention. What is it?
Wait, hold on. Mochi's on my lap. No.
Okay. What was I saying?
Uh, I guess if it's is a number represented by two digits, I guess you're right. Then maybe it is two digits 0 and one.
H anyways I I I uh I finished my third uh I finished my third uh year of college on fall. I start my last year.
So very excited for that. Very scared but very excited for that. Um technically it is but most people will say no unless you're one of them people that debate semantics. I I I would say it's not. I would say it's not.
Congratulations, Tffy. Thank you. Thank you. Just one more year, Ben. Just one more year and then I am I have I have my degree. [laughter] One more year and I have my degree. But for now, I need to prove myself, right?
Just because it's summer vacation doesn't mean I [music] could stop studying, you know? [laughter] So, this is going to be my my brain warm up. Yeah, my brain warm up. Wait, actually actually uh as a warm-up warmup. Should I do the Wordle today? I didn't do the Wordle. [laughter] I didn't do the Wordle. Should I do Wordle?
I kind of want to do Wordle with you guys. Would that be fun? I think that'd be fun.
I I don't know. Maybe it's just me. I think it would be fun.
We have to call you Dr. Toffee then.
Yeah.
In it. Oh, really? Okay. Okay. Okay. How about we do it then? How about we do a Wordle [music] together?
Yes. So, we need more slub game. Yeah, more slop for you, Ben. But I know you like real slop. Okay. Uh, let's do here.
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Did I have it off? Oh, I do have them off. I'm so sorry.
I do have them off. Okay, hold on. I will get this thing uh ready and then I'll play the alert again. I'm so sorry about that. I'm so sorry. Sorry about that.
Okay, there you go. Uh and then a lot should work now. I'mma test this. I'mma test.
There you go. Oscar, I think it's $5.
Got your time. I gota No, you go. Oh, yeah. I need to add like the freaking maid lines as I [laughter] need to add the maid lines as sound alerts. Uh, are you smaller than fifth grader? You definitely are. Okay, but is that like is that supposed to be a jab at me? Have you seen fifth graders nowadays? They're giants. I swear kids look so much older than they looked uh like before like years prior.
Like I see like fifth graders, sixth graders and they look like adults. It's crazy.
So like so like that's not really like a like a thing, you know? It's I'm not going to be offended by that cuz like have you seen kids nowadays?
Made lines. So you said made lines recently. I was just doing a little bit of like voice acting practice. Yeah, that's what it was. [laughter] That's what it was. Rainbow Chief. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I thought the credit editor when all they have to do is fix a fiveletter word. I mean, hey, sometimes it works, right? Okay, let's play.
I know how to play. Wait. [ __ ] I [ __ ] up. Uh, let me do this and do it like this. There you go. Okay. Okay. This is my warm-up warm-up. [laughter] This is my warm up. Warm up. Okay, bombs. Let's do this together.
I always like to do house.
I like to do house. Oh. Oh, wait. We got We got a second one. Okay. So, no. No.
Uh, it start it has an O. So, maybe O. Uh.
How about How about we do nomad?
Nomad do.
So maybe it has an I or Y.
No, it couldn't be you. Cuz U is not a No, there's no U, guys. There's no U.
There's no U. It's crossed out. You see, there's no you, guys. There's no you.
Do Dolly.
>> [laughter] >> How about we try Dolly?
Dolly, maybe.
Oh. Oh, wait. Wait. I'm cooking. I'm actually cooking. Okay.
Why?
Why?
Uh do door do door.
You guys think it's dorky?
What? Could it be a bed? Okay, that was your guess.
That was your guess. Okay.
Doy.
[laughter] [laughter] Is that a word? No, it's not. [laughter] Uh do.
Yeah. What is this word?
[laughter] Do dog door dope dots. No dopey.
No.
Uh uh Google [laughter] Doggy.
Yes. Wait. It is going to be something dumb like doggy. Do you think it'll be doggy? We could do doggy.
OH MY GOD. WAIT. THIS is bad, guys. This is so bad. We have to lock in. We have to lock in.
Okay. Okay. We're cooked. Um um the what is this word? Don't why we're so cooked but but no. Okay. Uh do do I don't think that's a word.
Do Dobby. No, I already tried that.
No, do.
No.
No. There's no E.
No, there's no E. Literally, the only other vowel that I have is I.
Doy doy. Is that a word? Doy.
Doy doy doy.
Doofy. [laughter] Could it be? I don't know.
I don't know. Dofty is actually a a good a good answer also. Doy do you see? Do you see also could be it?
No, there's no diary cuz there's no there's no R.
Guys, we only have [laughter] we only have one more chance. How about I just do a poll instead? [laughter] How about I just do a poll instead?
Okay. How about last chess?
What's doy? I don't know, but it sounds like a word. Let's try either doy or doozy or what else? Um, doggy.
Is dog not a word? actually. God damn it. Do uh hold on. Maybe do I'm trying to I'm trying to see here.
Dope.
Dopey [laughter] [gasps] pimp. This is bad. [laughter] This is so bad.
Um Doi.
There's no H. No H.
Do Oh my god. Who is the editor? Who was the one who chose this word?
Uh, doy. [laughter] Is that a word? Doy.
Help. [laughter] Help. Is it actually doozy? I'm I'm I'm scared. It's my last chance.
Wait, we we already tried doggy. What What the hell am I doing?
I already tried doggy. [music] Should we just do doozy?
Dooy.
Okay, this all for all the marbles.
God, DO WHAT THE HELL IS A DODIE?
[gasps] What's do? I actually need to look this up. What is Dodie? Dodi?
That's not a word. What is Dodi?
[laughter] An adjective describing a person, usually a woman, clothing, or a place that is unfashionable, drab, old-fashioned, or lacking in style.
Dodie.
It implies an unattractive, shabby, or unt untided. Untidy. Untidy appearance.
Often used to suggest a dull or outdated look.
>> Wow, [laughter] that's bad.
Thank you for your bamboo for a whole year. A full year with the best wife, Toby. I'm not your wife. Let's go. Love you, Toby.
Thank you. Thank you. Can I hear that in a sentence? Uh, the one that Google gave me is um, uh, wait, can I can I see a sentence, please?
Uh, why do you always wear those dowy old dresses?
Second, you played a dowy a dowy old woman in the film. I've never heard of that [laughter] word.
I've never heard of that word. Well, well, it's okay. It's okay. That got my brain working. I feel a couple of wrinkles developing in my brain up here.
Are you guys Are you guys ready for a smarter than a fifth grader? I feel ready. [laughter] We look, we failed this.
[laughter] We failed this so that we can win on smarter than a fifth grader, you know.
Look, I don't think a fifth grader would get that word. Okay, that's all I'm saying. Regardless, >> no homework needed here. Welcome [laughter] to Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?
>> Am I smarter than a fifth grader? Yes, I am. Uh, why is the Are you okay, by the way?
>> Is the Are you okay? Do I have outfits?
>> Oh, I guess I do.
>> Oh, yeah. Cuz this is technically like not my first time playing.
Okay.
Audio is good. Okay. Good. How about What do we What do we do? What kind of horror baby? I like horror baby.
How about we randomize this? How about we randomize it? One, two, three.
>> Head rocker.
>> Head rocker. Is that me? Am I a head rocker?
Fuzzy baby. I'm not a fuzzy baby. I'm not a fuzzy baby.
Uh, wow.
>> Machine research novelist. Insect dad.
Sarcastic hippie. [laughter] >> Is that me?
>> Little rocker.
>> Oh, I like little rocker. That's so cute. Actually, >> clever pal.
>> That's me.
>> Energetic aunt.
>> I'm not an aunt. That mayor.
>> That mayor.
Oh, that's that's kind of hard. That's kind of hard. I like it. I like it.
>> Research geek.
>> Do we have clever panda?
>> Pigeon baby.
>> Pigeon baby.
>> Hydraologist.
>> Maybe. Let me see.
>> Twin villain.
>> Oh. Oh, wait. I didn't mean to do that.
Hold on. Uh, how about swing solo sty eye?
Um, what's like something hard? What's something like really cool sounding?
Thriller.
Thriller.
How would you describe me?
Twin villain. [laughter] Thriller baby.
I'm not a baby.
I'm not baby.
Thriller star.
Let's go. Thriller egg. [laughter] Thriller god.
Maybe.
Maybe. Okay, that's actually not bad.
Thriller goth.
Oh, I could do Ooh, cool god or chill god.
Oh, there you go. Fussy god. [laughter] You know what? I won't be a fussy baby, but I'll be a fussy a fussy god.
[laughter] I'll be a fuzzy god. Yeah, I'll do that. Oh my god, that's so cool.
I was trying to click this instead, but you know what? You know what? I like this actually. I like it.
I'm I'm going to choose that.
Okay, let's play.
>> Hello. So, how many are we today?
>> We're doing this.
>> Pick yourself a nice avatar.
>> Fussy goth, >> you look great. Let's see what we can teach you here. It's Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
>> Yes, I am, ma'am. Yes, I am.
>> One of your two hosts for the show. Let me show you how the game works.
>> Okay.
>> We're going to ask you 11 questions.
>> I'll play it for the first time.
>> The first one.
>> You'll get to pick the subject every time. You'll have a classmate to help you out. Three.
>> Sorry. Excuse me. [laughter] >> You can either copy your class. God, it was so awkward when it was like dead quiet in the class and I would just be sneezing like three times in a row.
[laughter] >> Question entirely. No cheating allowed on that new question, though. You'll get points for each right answer, but just one wrong answer and you're out. Okay.
>> And for the last sixth grade question, you'll >> You still have allergies? I have them all pretty much.
>> Classmates, let's see if you can prove that you really are smarter than a fifth grader.
>> Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
It's time for >> Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
>> It's so nice to have you here. Every question here is worth 100 points.
>> 100 points.
>> Yay.
>> Let's meet your new classmate.
>> Who's my classmate?
>> Ava.
>> Ava.
>> Hello, Ava.
>> Yeah.
>> What a wee like to learn foreign languages and social studies. [laughter] Look at his weave.
>> Here are the choices [laughter] for this question.
>> We've got a >> Which one should I do?
>> Measurements. Life science.
>> Which one should I do? I'll let you guys pick. I'll let you guys pick.
Measurements. Oh god. How? Why? No.
Insulting a fifth grader. No. Oh no.
Math is double. No. No. I'm good with math. I'm good with math. I promise.
Social studies, astronomy, astronomy, math, life science. Ah, guys, be united.
Please be united.
How about we do astronomy? I actually am curious on astronomy.
>> We're all under the sun with a solar system question.
>> Yes.
Besides Earth, what body in our solar system has a human walked on?
>> Oh, I know this.
>> The moon.
>> The sun.
>> Wait.
>> Saturn.
>> Hold on. You can't see the cursor for some reason. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
There you go.
>> Let's see. Goth.
>> Yeah. The sun. [laughter] It's the sun. Nah. The moon.
The moon.
>> Answer.
>> The moon haunts you.
>> I'm so marble rivals. [laughter] I'm so marble rivals. Brain rotted.
>> You get 100 points.
>> 100 points. Wow. For me.
>> So, Ava, thanks for attending today. Can you tell us something cool you've learned?
>> What you got? Choose one of these subjects.
>> Oh, choose for me, Ba. Choose for me.
Choose for me. Choose for me.
>> Vocabulary.
>> Choose. Choose for me. Choose for me.
Choose for me.
>> Choose for me. I want to I I'm so I am so confident that I I'll do whatever you guys want me to do.
Mocha. Spelling. Spelling. I'm doing a little spelling.
I'll do spelling. Oh, no. Reading.
Spelling. Reading. Spelling. Spelling.
Spelling. Okay, we're doing spelling.
I'm seeing a lot of spelling.
>> Get ready to s P E L L with this next question.
>> Okay, I'm ready.
>> How many times does the letter D appear in the following words?
>> I'm listening.
>> Kindergarten.
Kindergarten.
>> Kind.
>> Two.
>> Kinder.
>> Three.
>> Kinder.
>> Fussy goth. Which is the right answer?
>> [ __ ] Kinder [screaming] K Oh my god, I'm trying to visualize in my [ __ ] brain. K I N D E R Kinder G A R D E N. It's a one kindergarten.
Kindergarten one.
>> We got your answer.
>> Kindergarten.
>> The answer is >> kindergarten. One.
>> One.
>> Oh my god.
>> You're right.
>> I mean, I knew >> you get 100.
>> I knew. I knew. I knew that, by the way.
>> But that's enough from me. It's your turn.
>> You're such a good speller. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. English is my second language. [laughter] >> Hi, I'm Teddy, your other host.
>> Teddy. Hi, Teddy.
>> I hope you're ready for the second grade.
>> This for sure.
>> This question is worth >> cuz I knew kind like I knew that one D that I was sure of was one.
>> It was only one. I was thinking if maybe there was like a D hidden on the garden part.
>> And giving you a hand now will be Teddy is the best.
>> Hima. I I feel like Teddy would be the type of teacher to just like not care if I did my homework or not.
>> He would just be like, "Oh, okay. Just make sure to bring it in uh >> next time."
>> It's a German word.
>> Choose the right subject for you.
>> All right, go ahead. Choose for me.
>> Social studies.
>> Social studies.
>> Life science.
>> Life science.
>> Earth science.
>> Earth science.
>> Measurements.
>> Measurements. [music] Which one should I do? Which one should I do?
These are all kind of bad actually for me. [laughter] These are all kind of bad for me actually.
Earth science. Life science. Life science. Measurements. Measurements.
Social measurements. Okay. I'm seeing measurements. Let's [ __ ] me. I'm doing measurements.
>> Earth question. Is 70% water?
>> [ __ ] Okay. In 1724, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit established a scale [music] to measure which of the following?
>> Oh, wait. Fahrenheit. Wait.
>> Temperature. [laughter] >> Relative humidity.
>> Wind speed.
>> I don't know. [laughter] I don't know.
>> Pick the right answer.
>> Gee, I wonder. [laughter] [gasps] I really I was like, who the hell is this? And then I read the name again. I was like, wait. [laughter] >> [gasps] >> It's now locked in.
>> Fahrenheit. Wa.
>> Well, the right answer is >> temperature. Wow.
>> That means you get [laughter] 15 points.
>> Yippee.
Yippee.
[laughter] >> So, you guys know that? Did you know that? Today.
>> Did you know that?
>> Tell us a nice fact about yourself.
>> My sister is a pediatrician.
>> Okay.
Fussy goth. Let's see what subjects we have.
>> Go ahead, Bambot. Choose >> math.
>> Choose >> social studies, earth science, >> earth science, >> astronomy, >> or astronomy. Which one should I do?
Look, I'm on a roll. I'm on second grade. [laughter] I'm on my second semester of second grade. We're We're doing good. We're doing fine.
Astronomy again. Okay, let's do astronomy. Oh, >> let's get on our she did she like that question.
>> Does she like astronomy? I like astronomy.
>> I wish I took a class the sun and becomes visible on Earth after a period of how many years?
>> What? Wait. Uh, Hal's comet orbits the sun and becomes visible on Earth after many years.
>> What's your answer?
>> WHAT?
[screaming] WHO? What the hell is Haley's comet?
Holy [ __ ] What?
uh orbits the sun and it comes visible on earth after a period how many years?
I don't know.
[laughter] I don't know. You haven't heard of it?
No.
I've never heard of the Hales comet.
What the hell is this? Is the second grade?
>> Let me You don't know that? Why? I don't I don't know. I don't know it. I don't know it. I don't know it. This is bad.
Um, wait, hold on. Uh, sorry. Freaking OP is going crazy. Okay, there you go.
This is bad. Um, >> comes visible on Earth after a period of how many years?
>> Um.
Uh. [laughter] Oh, Pap. What's that behind you? Oh, is that the maid? Is that the maid that you guys were talking about? She's behind you guys. She's behind you guys. Look away. Look away. the way.
>> Here's the answer.
>> You've chosen a cheat.
>> I'm going to say 50.
>> Specifically, you've chosen to get a new question. [laughter] >> A question of the same category, but no more cheating.
>> Yeah. Okay. Okay. No more cheat. Number two.
>> What year did humans first walk ON THE MOON?
>> [ __ ] I DO KNOW THIS.
>> I do know this. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I think I think I think I miss I confused with someone else. Sorry.
[ __ ] I do know this.
I do know this. I do. I do know this. Oh my god. Logy, what is it?
What? What is it? I swear I know this.
[laughter] I swear I know this. Oh my god. I think it's Miy. Do you know? Huh? Do you know what?
Mi >> It's just you and us. Take as long as you need.
>> Oh my god. [snorts] I think it's like [sighs] DISTRACTING ME. THEY'RE DISTRACTING ME.
Oh my god.
Let's read the question again.
>> What year did humans first walk on the moon?
>> Dude, I swear I [ __ ] know this. I swear.
I thought it was before 1950.
Oh, what?
>> 69.
>> So, take your time. [laughter] >> I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's do 69 cuz it's a funny number. I I'm so cooked. I think it's maybe like I thought it was a before I thought it was before 50s though.
[laughter] >> Great works.
And let's quickly SO [ __ ] GO. LET'S [ __ ] GO.
[laughter] >> I'm so coded. [screaming] Funny number. Let's go. [laughter] Amazing.
[crying] You got everything right.
>> Just a funny number. Just a funny number.
[laughter] >> To the next one.
>> Welcome to >> Holy [ __ ] >> Oh my god. [screaming] I can't believe it.
>> 200 points.
>> Thank you, internet. Goodbye to your old classmates and hide internet. Pure skill, by the way. That was pure deduction.
>> Yeah. Yeah, this is just like it tickled me a little bit, you know, tickle my little funny bones a little [laughter] bit.
>> Is okay.
>> Yeah.
>> Here.
>> Hi, it's Isak. I can help you with vocabulary or grammar questions.
>> Shut up.
>> Vocab or grammar. Okay, >> let's take a look at the subject.
>> Oh, go ahead. What are we doing?
>> Is it physical science? must know the truth. We've seen you luck out >> reading.
>> Was that my one lucky lucky instance for the stream? [laughter] I can't believe that. [crying] Sorry. I still can't believe the 69 actually works. [laughter] >> Okay, foreign language. Okay, let's do foreign language.
We'll have a word in this foreign languages question.
>> Okay. Yes.
>> True or false? The Spanish alphabet has more letters than the [music] English alphabet.
>> Yes. [snorts] Yes. Cuz it has it has >> fussy goth. Choose your answer.
>> Yes. Cuz it has the the the end with a little squiggly. Yes.
True.
>> And it is.
True. ESD has two extras.
>> What else is it? Like the double L's.
>> What else is there? I know it's the knee for sure. And then what? Double L.
>> Thanks for being here today. Why don't you tell us a fun fact? You know, >> shut up.
>> Many words have multiple.
>> How do you know that? It's supposed to you speak Spanish or something. Who knows?
>> It's time to pick yourself a subject.
Yeah, the double L. Really?
>> I always consider that just being like >> social studies.
>> Just two individual L's.
>> Life science.
>> What are we doing now?
>> What are we doing now? H What we doing?
What are we doing? What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Math. Math. Why science social?
Math. Math. Okay, let's do math. Our halftime show is all fractions and percents.
>> Okay.
>> Jen has five black cats. Oh.
>> Two white cats and three gray cats. What is the probability that [music] Jen will pick up a gray cat at random?
>> Three out of 10.
>> 20%.
30%.
>> Wait.
>> 50%.
Fussy goth. What's [music] the right answer?
>> It's 30%.
It's it's it's 3 over 10. So, it's 30%.
Right.
>> It's easy.
>> And the answer is in.
And the answer is >> it's easy. 30%.
>> 30%.
>> Yeah.
>> Correct.
>> 200 points.
>> It's almost like I did I just finished my my college uh semester. It's time we swap hosts.
>> Say hello, Teddy.
>> NO, WAIT. YES, [screaming] TEDDY.
>> Almost there. It's going to get tougher.
In the fourth grade, every question here is worth 250 points.
>> 250 points. Oh my god.
>> Goodbye to the old one.
>> Okay. Yes. Take it easy.
>> Why does a kid have a stash?
>> Why are you jealous? Helping you for this grade is [laughter] >> what? Are you jealous?
>> Kai.
>> Aha.
>> Oh, Kai. Hello, Kai.
>> Yeah.
>> Yay.
>> Kai. You can call me Kai. I'm really good at work. Shut up.
>> Fussy goth. Here's your choice of subjects.
>> Go ahead.
>> It's between physical science.
>> Go ahead, Bambas. Choose >> vocabulary. Earth science.
Choose [laughter] >> physical. Physical. Let's do physical then. Physical science.
>> You'll understand the gravity of this physics question.
>> Okay.
>> The two terminals of a diode are the anode and what?
>> The what? The terminals of the what are the what?
>> Geode.
>> What? What?
>> Abode.
>> Wow.
>> Fussy, [laughter] it's your turn.
>> The what of her? The what? Of what?
Okay. Bad. Okay. Easy. Do you actually know this? This is easy. No, it's not.
The two terminals of the diode are a diode. What the [ __ ] is a diode?
[laughter] Um, the two of the are they anode?
>> You got this. Take as long as you need.
>> Thank you, Teddy. Uh, a node and what?
Geode, cathode, abode.
I'm going to say geode cuz that sounds the most scientific also because of the Pokemon.
>> Geodude.
>> We got the answer.
>> Come on. Funny number worked. Well, the answer >> Pokemon will save me this time around.
>> Cathode, sorry, but you picked the wrong answer.
>> I hate Nintendo.
>> Unfortunately, >> what the [ __ ] is a is a >> but we'd love to see you here later.
>> Gio is a rock. Yeah.
>> Let's take a look at the final scores.
>> I know it's a rock.
>> You can do better next time.
>> Were we not doing earth science?
>> We'll put those points. Wait, were we doing earth science or physical science?
Wait, I forgot [laughter] already.
The fourth grade is one versus No.
No.
>> Oh [ __ ] We were doing physical science.
[laughter] Oh, oops.
>> I don't know why I saw I saw geode. I was like, "Oh, we're doing earth science. It has to be geode."
>> Thank you for joining us on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
Okay, warm up round. Warm up round. That was warm up, by the way. Look, I'm a math prodigy, guys. You see it right there? Oh, [ __ ] You didn't see it. Go right there. It's behind me. You can't see it. I'm a math prodigy.
Also, and a boat is a house. I knew that a boat was like Okay. I didn't know it was like a house, but I knew it was like a like somewhere that you travel to or so or like something somewhere that you stay at.
See, you see I'm not. I promise I'm not.
You >> ready for the pop quiz?
>> I promise I'm not. Smarter than a fifth grader.
>> I promise I'm not.
>> It's time for >> I promise I'm not.
>> Nice to have you here. Every question here is worth 100 points. [crying] [laughter] >> Yay. Yay.
>> So, let's greet your new classmate.
>> Man, >> wow. Look, that was warm up. Anyways, that was warm up. That was warm up.
>> Yeah, >> that was warm up. Warm up. Warm up. Warm up.
>> My name is Wing >> and I love to work on math and geometry.
>> Uh, sorry. Shut up, Walking.
>> Fussy [laughter] god, please pick one of these subjects. And it's life science.
>> Okay. Reading.
>> This time I'm not studies.
>> I'm not going to rely on you guys.
>> Thank you. Thank you. Okay, I'm just going to close my eyes. I'm just going to boke up. Okay, bokeh. Let's do bokeh.
>> No thesauruses allowed in this vocabulary question.
>> How many warm-up runs are allowed? As many as I say.
>> Can be a sign informing readers of a message.
>> Uh, yes.
>> True.
>> Fussy goth. Choose the right answer.
>> True.
>> True. It's true.
>> Your answer is locked.
>> It's true.
>> Woohoo.
>> And the right answer is >> true. Too easy.
>> You get 100 points.
>> So, thank you for being here.
>> Shut up. Tell everyone.
>> Oh, is Chio here? Oh, Chio. Hi Pop Chumps. Hi Chio. How's it going? Do you remember this game?
>> Life science social studies.
>> Hi bamboo wood. Hi Chio Chompy.
Chompy.
Hi guys. How's it going? What do you guys do? If you guys don't know me, I am toffee. I am a red panda. And right now I am testing my brain because last week I finished my third year of college.
Yippee! Yippy! Yippee! So, so, so I, you know, just because it's summer vacation doesn't mean I can't study a bit more.
So, so I am testing my intelligence, my new acquired IQ to see if I am smarter than a fifth grader.
Congrats. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Be a hard boss in Pragmata. Oh, how's Pragmata, by the way? I I've seen like a couple things about Pragmata and like it looks so [music] it looks so cool. Like the gameplay of it looks really cool.
Kind of hard too. Kind of in like like I don't know how they thought of it.
Cuz don't you have to do like a puzzle while you while you like combat people?
It's really good. I recommend really. Ah maybe maybe that should be my next game series after I'm done with with slide three. Oh yeah. Chio, since you're here, I'll let you choose. Which one should I do?
It plays like horror game but without the horror. Ah yeah, I just have a daughter instead. That sounds nice.
Which one should I do to you? Which one should I do?
>> Reading. Uh I don't I don't I don't do reading.
>> The next literature.
>> I can I have a visionable question.
Teddy >> in aa Milan's classic books.
>> I'm cook.
>> What is the name of the human boy?
>> Wait, I'm not adventures with Winnie the Poo.
>> Christopher. Christopher.
>> Tiger.
>> Tiger.
>> Piglet.
>> No.
>> Christopher Robin.
>> I [laughter] wonder WHO IT IS.
>> GOTH. Choose an answer.
>> I wonder who it is. Is it Tiger? Or is it Piglet or is it Christopher Robin?
[laughter] [laughter] I don't know. I think I think it might be Tiger. I don't know.
Come on. It's like [laughter] It's like the two animals the two animal names and they're like the one [laughter] superhuman boy name ever.
>> I'll read the question again. [laughter] In aa >> Christopher must be a bird's name. That would be a cool bird name >> who goes on a >> like Christopher Robin.
>> Like a robin.
>> Yeah, super cool.
>> And the actual >> Yeah. I wonder which one's the human.
I [laughter] wonder I wonder which one >> I wonder which one is the human.
>> You get 100 points. [laughter] >> Thank you, Gio.
>> It's time we swap hosts. Say hello.
>> You want to give me a chance to win?
What? Don't say that. Don't say that. I don't need a chance.
>> I'm going to win anyway. So, >> let's say bye to your old classmate and meet a new >> Bye.
>> God, that guy sucks. High. Oh, wait.
Oop. Sorry.
>> I see. Goth. Please pick yourself a good subject. We have social studies, life [music] science, earth science, vocabulary.
>> Let me close my eyes.
>> Uh.
Uh. Okay. I guess earth science cuz that's what it picked.
>> Time for a global view.
>> Smok for Lucy. [laughter] to fourth grade just now.
>> Which of the following is a fossil fuel?
>> It was a warmup. It's a warm up.
>> Coal.
>> Fossil fuel.
>> Sunlight.
Wind.
>> It's Dude, >> fussy goth. Please pick your answer.
>> I wonder which one's the fuel.
[laughter] I wonder which one's the fossil fuel.
>> Well, you've got it now. [laughter] >> Yeah. Oh, I wonder.
>> The answer is >> G. I wonder what >> you get. 150 points.
>> Oh my god, guys. I got it. I'm so smart.
Are you proud of me?
>> Are you proud of me?
>> Ava, >> thanks for coming to class.
>> Can you tell us a fact about your favorite subject?
>> Leo, >> without Shut up, Ava. It's mine. It's my spotlight here.
>> Please pick a subject for this question.
>> Don't worry. I got you.
>> Social studies, measurements, earth science, math, >> earth science again. You're kidding.
You're kidding. Topy's my favorite fourth grader. I'm not I'm a college student. I'm a college student.
>> Brain erosion on limestone. The Sheilan stone forest is located in the Yunan province of which Asian country?
>> What? What? What?
What?
>> Fussy goth, choose us an answer.
>> Wait, wait, what? Oh my god, what? I am so bad with geography.
Oh no. Um, what was the question again?
The result of rain erosion on limestone.
The shilling stone forest is located in the Yunan province of which Asian country? You. Okay. Okay. Let me analyze these words. [snorts] Shilling.
Shilling stone forest and Yunan. Yunan.
>> Let's repeat.
>> Yunan. Yunan sounds like a very Chinese word. [laughter] >> The Sheilin Stone Forest is located in the Yunan province.
>> Here's a hint. It's in Asia. Wow.
Really? Wow. I wouldn't know. Thank you.
[laughter] Uh, okay. Shilling. Shilling and Yunan are very Chinese coded, like Mandarin coded words. Therefore, it has to be maybe in China. The problem is I don't know where China is. [laughter] Repeat the question.
>> Is it Is it here? The result erosion.
>> I don't think it's this one.
>> The She forest is God, I'm so bad with geography of which >> I'm horrible with geography. Is this is this Russia and this is China? Or do I have them backwards? Oh god, guys. I So I told you guys I am really bad. I am really really really bad with geography. Like I'm horrible with geography.
>> Uh >> I can help you if you want.
>> This has to be this has to be China.
You know where Japan is? Uh is it this?
I think this I think it's this this is Japan.
So this this has to be China.
Like this. This big thing is China. I think this is Russia. I think this is China. But god, I I always confuse it to I think this is China.
>> Take it easy.
>> I think this is China.
>> You and us today.
>> Oh god. No. It's I wish it was, but it's me and Bab.
>> Your answer.
>> Yeah.
>> So the correct answer is China.
>> OH MY GOD. YES. [screaming] OH my god. Yes. Analyzing the question.
Ah, I'm so [laughter] >> Nice work. You get 150 points.
>> I'm so good. I'm so good. [laughter] >> It's time to check the points. Great.
>> Yippee.
So far, >> please look at him up and learn some location sometime.
>> Look, man. Why would I need to do that?
>> Why would I need to do that? I I live in a big 2026. So, GPS is our thing.
>> Let's keep going. Welcome to third.
>> I am no longer shackled.
>> Question is now worth 200 points. It's time to say complications of living.
>> Say hi to the new one.
>> Byebye.
>> In the past with maps, physical maps.
>> Also, why would I need to anyway? Why do I need to? It's not like I'm going to go traveling other continents or countries.
>> Aloha. Oh, I got all the world geography and animal [music] science facts you need. Let's know where on earth you are.
>> I I already know where I am on Earth. I am in the USA, baby.
>> What the >> life eagle eagle sound effect on the background.
>> Vocabulary spelling.
>> Okay. Uh yeah, like the only countries I know uh or like the only places I know where to put like on the map are stuff like where I've been. Like I know obviously I know where the US is. I know where uh I know where Venezuela is.
And I know where Japan is.
Russia and China. I always get confused cuz I know both of them are like really really really big. Oh, I know where Canada is also. Well, that's like super easy.
Okay, hold on.
>> Oh crap. I feel like I always do the this one specifically. This square landing thereabuler stream. It would be so embarrassing for me to have a Ger stream.
>> Means to repeat from memory.
>> It would be very very embarrassing if I did that.
>> Contrite.
Applite.
>> What? Wait, what?
>> Recite.
>> Oh, recite.
Recite.
>> Fussy goth.
>> I actually don't know these other words.
>> It's recite. But I don't know what these other two words are. Contrite and applied.
Don't they don't sound like real words.
It's recite.
>> It's now locked in.
>> It would be peak though. Do you think so? Wouldn't you think to be embarrassed about my horrible geography skills?
>> You get 200 points.
>> My I really don't know. Like I'm really bad with geography. I think >> I think in high school geography was like my worst subject.
>> Fun fact about your >> I just could not I could not memorize where anything was.
>> Fussy goth. Please pick a good subject.
>> Contra is a really >> life science social studies.
>> I don't know. might break me. Please, no.
I can't. I can't. I have a dignity to protect him.
>> Oh. Oh, nice hands.
>> Put your hands deep in the dirt in this plants question.
>> Plans question.
>> True or false? The largest flower in the world is the giant breathia. Is that true?
[laughter] >> I know they're asking me, >> but I actually I actually don't even know myself. I don't think I ever seen this flower either.
Uh I mean, it has it has the word giant. It has it has literally the the word giant next to it. Surely, right?
>> Seems legit.
>> Yeah, seems legit.
>> It is locked in.
>> Woohoo.
Right.
>> The actual answer is >> truth.
>> Good job.
>> You get 200 points.
>> Is that still >> I want to see it. I want to see posts.
It's yours.
>> Wait. Wait. I actually want to see what it looks like. Can I Can I check it out?
I want to see what it looks like.
The giant ravia.
Holy [ __ ] Stinking corpse lily. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE [ __ ] THIS IS LITERALLY the thing from Stranger Things. This is the demogorgon. What the hell? Whoa.
This is so cool. Here, I'mma show you guys what it looks like.
I'm going show you guys what it looks like if you guys haven't seen it. This is my first time seeing it.
What the heck is this?
Jump scare warning.
Look at this [ __ ] What the hell is this?
Oh my god. This is literally the deorggon. What the hell? I heard it smell horrible. I mean, I literally looked it up and the first thing that I got is is that it's called uh it's called a corpse flower cuz it smells like a corpse. It's vow plum. Oh my god, it is vile plume. You're right. It's vile plume. Oh, I thought of the demigorggon when I saw it.
I thought of the demigorgon. Wow.
Apparently, it smell horrible.
Shesh. Oh my god. Really? I see a bunch of people taking pictures with it with one right next to it. [laughter] It's meant to attract flies and such to pollinate. Wow, that's [ __ ] nuts.
Nature is so wild. That's cool. Oh, I actually learned something. Okay, >> now Claudia, >> that was cool.
>> Very exciting. We're halfway there in the fourth grade. Every question here is >> Okay, revenge time. Revenge time.
Revenge time.
>> It's time to [music] say bye to our old classmates.
>> Byebye.
>> Hi to a new one.
>> Shut up.
>> Ah, >> bye-bye.
>> Hey, I'm Isac. My favorite subjects are vocabulary and grammar.
>> Shush.
>> Fussy goth. Pick a subject for this question.
>> Okay.
>> So, it's social studies.
>> Yeah.
>> Spelling. Yeah.
>> Reading. Measurements.
>> Okay.
Oh, spelling. Oh, nice.
>> Be sure to sentence for this spelling question.
>> Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do How many times does the letter C appear in the following word?
Overture.
>> What?
>> Overure.
>> Oh, what?
>> Zero.
>> One.
>> Over.
>> Two.
>> What? What? What word?
>> Fussy goth. Pick an answer for us.
>> What word? Overture. What word? Repeat.
>> How many times does the letter C appear in the following word? Overture. Overure zero.
>> Overure.
>> Overure.
Over. Overure.
>> Overure.
>> How many times does the letter C appear in the following word? Overure.
Overure. Zero.
>> Overure.
>> Two.
>> I don't even think I ever heard of that word before.
>> Once more.
>> Overure.
>> How many times does the letter C appear in the following word? O V O O V >> Overure zero 1 2 >> Overure. Overure. O V E R >> Sure. T U overure. T U overure. T U R E. Zero.
Overure.
Overure.
>> Don't worry. Take as long as you need.
>> Oh, but I feel like it could be ch also.
Overure.
It could be ch. Overture. Overure. I just I've never heard of that word before. Overure.
Overure.
Overure.
Overure.
God. It's between zero and one.
Ah. Over. I want to say it's zero. It's a trick question.
>> And the answer is in >> trick question. The right answer is TU.
>> Zero.
>> Oh my god.
>> You get two.
>> What the [ __ ] is that word? Overure.
Over. Oh my god. It's a word. Overure.
[music] >> So EA, thank you for helping. Why don't you tell us about >> orchestral piece played at the beginning of an opra? Oh, >> stressing syllables can change the word syntax like >> I see dress into address.
>> It's music terminology, man. What the heck? Why are you teaching fourth graders random music terminology?
>> Fussy goth. Let's look at your subjects.
>> You have social studies, measurements, oh no, >> foreign language, math.
>> Oh, please give me foreign language, please.
>> Oh, it's over.
>> It's over. I'm so bad with social studies. It's over. I'm horrible with social studies. It's so bad. occurred in what the [ __ ] is a ceremon.
>> Dude, I don't know.
>> I don't know.
>> It's your chance to answer.
>> It's so bad. Oh my god. This is bad. I'm so bad with social studies. Social studies easily my worst subject ever.
Ah, okay. If it's a March, okay, let's let's think about this logically, right?
Let's think about this logically. I might have to cheat. [laughter] I might have to cheat. But but if it's a marching, it has to be in a month where >> take it easy.
>> It is doable to March. So So no winter.
No winter. So no January, no December.
Uh I guess it depends on where it is.
[ __ ] [laughter] I don't know. I'm going to cheat.
Oh, [ __ ] I'll just ask the class. Help, please.
>> We got your answer.
You're using a cheat.
>> Oh, >> specifically, you've chosen to ask the class. Let's see what our class thinks the right answer is.
>> Please.
>> Ah.
>> Can everyone please give their answer?
>> Please. I I need help, kiddos.
It must be this.
>> It's this answer.
>> March. Wait, wait. Is it actually >> must be this?
>> Oh, >> it's this one.
>> Oh, >> yeah.
>> Is it actually March? [laughter] [gasps] >> No way. Is it actually March actually happen in March?
[laughter] Is it actually Is it Ashley?
Is it Ashley? Or or are we all stupid compared to her?
>> So, the right answer is March.
>> Really?
[laughter] The March of Silva happened in March.
>> Well done. You get 200.
>> Oh, well done. Okay, I see. Maybe it's not as bad as I thought it'd be.
[laughter] Let's all give the points a second look.
>> Wow, >> you're doing a >> Hey, I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. Well, not yet, but I'm almost there. I'm almost there.
>> It's almost now, Teddy.
>> I'm almost there. I'm almost there. I'm almost there.
>> It's so exciting. I HOPE YOU'RE READY.
>> LET'S MEET A new classmate and say bye to >> sh. Yeah, >> it's my spot.
>> Hey, I'm Hela and I help with life science questions.
>> Bro, I got the I got the girl that didn't know that the March of Summer was in March. This [ __ ] picked up to [laughter] >> measurements.
>> I'm cooked.
>> Language math.
>> I'm cooked. Oh, hell. I only I could only maybe do this one, but the other ones I'm cooked. Oh god. Uh, okay.
Oh, I'm scared.
>> I'm I'm the [ __ ] greatest >> for this [laughter] foreign languages question.
>> I'm so good. When we were >> roll no we're doing this >> the initials ad stand for what Latin phrase >> uh wait >> abos anod dominatum >> wait I'm cooked either way >> please pick an answer >> after consider [laughter] abdu.
Okay. Okay. So, so I know of the other one where it's so it's like so it's like so like I know BC.
I know BC and AC where it's like it's like before Christ and after Christ.
I don't think I've heard of AD >> for me too. Is it Abdus cuz cuz Jesus like God abdus?
>> Here's the answer.
>> I know I know BC is like before Christ.
>> So the real answer is >> before Christ.
>> Ano Dominique. Sorry but you've got the wrong answer.
>> [ __ ] >> Am I not right though? Is Isn't BC before Christ?
>> Unfortunately. Oh, AC is the new one. AB is the traditional one. [ __ ] >> But we'd love to give you another chance. Let's take a look.
>> You have the right thing and just missed the word [ __ ] >> You did great, but there's always more to learn.
>> Damn it.
>> Add up the points you've earned.
>> I really thought it'd be like [ __ ] I was right there.
I was right there. What was What was it called? Something. Adomin. Anomin.
Oh, >> you've got a new Dominar of our Lord.
[screaming] >> I got geometry questions. I'm cooked.
I'm cooked. I'm bad with geometry. Oh, look at the little bubble head. So cute.
Yeah, it's C is CE now. It was AD. Oh, really?
A year of our Lord. God damn it, man.
physically in the year of the Lord because of the years in you can read the story geog stream. You guys want me to the geoger? Why? Why? So you can make fun of me.
>> Why is the end of the show [laughter] out?
>> Thanks again for joining us on Are You Smarter Than >> the Aute God. A cute god. Actually, that's pretty good. A cute god.
Yeah, I'm going to do that actually.
Uh, edit title a see what it sounds like.
>> A cute goth.
>> A cute goth. A [laughter] a cute geek.
>> A cute geek.
>> That's [screaming] me. Well, that I'm not cute, but I am a geek.
>> A cute geek.
>> A cute. [laughter] >> I'll keep it like that.
>> Come on in everyone. It's time to pick yourself a nice avatar. [laughter] >> Looking great.
>> I hope you're ready for the pop. That's what you guys are.
>> It's Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Shut up. I know. I know.
>> I know. I repeat the year. I repeat the year. DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ME?
>> Remember help from your classmate.
>> Oh my god, these kids [ __ ] suck.
>> Yes.
>> Shut up.
>> A take a look at these subjects.
>> Okay. No more. No more. I'm going to I'm going to try to win this [ __ ] Life science.
>> I want to go with stuff that I know I'll be good at.
>> To make it count for this counting question.
>> I want to go with stuff I know I'll be good at.
>> True or false? If Danielle adds two odd numbers together, the result will always be [music] an even number.
>> Is that true?
>> 1. One, two.
>> A cute geek, give us your answer.
>> Three. Three. Sits.
Um 5 510. Is that true? Oh my god.
Really?
Really? Wait, I didn't notice that though.
77 774. Whoa. Really?
>> Really?
>> We got the answer.
>> Yes.
>> Don't talk down. I'm actually learning this [ __ ] I didn't know that.
>> True.
>> Are you ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW? You get >> I never noticed that.
>> What about three and seven? Three, you know, three three.
>> So, Haley, thank you for joining us.
>> Oh, wait. Three seven.
>> Tell everyone fact about yourself.
>> I can play a little bit of piano.
>> She said it would be a wa It's because since it's an even number, >> let's all go to the next question.
>> College student by the way.
>> I didn't know. [screaming] >> The same number only. We have >> no I think no cuz like 3 seven is still 10 >> science social >> and 10 is an even number.
Oh wow that's so cool. What are they doing in the [laughter] US? Okay to be fair guys. Okay to be fair you have to understand that I um I was in the US in first grade actually. Uh, I came to the US on seventh grade. So, first grade and sixth grade. I was in I was in Venezuela.
Yeah. So, so, so, so any like any like US related like questions that are like first grade to like again like fifth grade, I wouldn't know cuz I I wasn't taught that.
>> [laughter] >> I wasn't taught that. Even then, that's a that's a cool thing. I do know um I'mma do life science.
>> Become one with nature in this question.
>> Sometimes that is starting the whole world. I must have forgotten >> is [laughter] the state flower of Illinois, New Jersey, and Wisconsin.
>> Oh, >> geranium, buttercup, violet. Wait, I I don't know the names of the >> a cute pick the correct one.
>> I don't know the name of the flowers. I mean, pansies. I thought I thought that was what it was. Pansies.
They have another name. Okay, pansies.
When I think of pansies.
Um, I'm from Illinois and I don't even know.
Really? I didn't even know they were state flowers.
Like I didn't know FL like states had their own dedicated state flowers.
Um I'm from New Jersey [laughter] though either. You guys don't know.
>> Take as long as you need.
>> God first grade. Oh bambod dot dot dot dot bambot dot dot dot dot. [laughter] Uh I must say buttercups.
I say buttercups. We've got it now.
>> Yes.
>> I know my own state. I didn't know those states have flowers.
>> Violet. Good try. But >> it wasn't the right answer.
>> [ __ ] Well, that was first grade, guys. It was me going [laughter] for stuff I thought I'd be good at.
>> But we'd love to give you another try.
Let's [laughter] see what that did to the final scores.
We hope you've had some fun and learned a lot.
>> Man, what the heck?
>> Time to add up all the points that were earned.
>> I'm sorry. Weren't you the one asking where China and Russia were? Okay, look.
I knew where they were though. I was like making sure I really knew where they were. [laughter] >> The end of the show, folks.
>> I was held back.
>> See you again soon on a great I didn't even get to second grade. I'm so sad. Uh, let me remind >> Let's see what we can teach you here.
It's >> okay. It's all warm up, guys.
>> It's a warm up.
>> Welcome to first grade.
>> Warm up.
>> So nice to see you today.
>> Every question here is [laughter] scores lower. [crying] >> I'm sorry, man. I have so much pressure on me right now.
>> I have so much pressure. My best subjects are health.
>> Health and life science. Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> A cute year. It's time for you to play.
>> Is there free school edition of this game? We could play.
>> Now it's reading.
>> I don't know. I love astronomy.
>> Astronomy where >> I wish I was I wish I took astronomy class when I was in high school cuz like they had it. I just never got into it.
>> Is the primary source of solar power on Earth.
>> Oh, I wonder.
>> Venus.
Moon.
>> I think it's the moon. Which sun?
>> I think it's the moon. [laughter] >> A cute geek. Give us your answer.
>> I think it's the Earth. Ah, you silly.
You silly. You silly silly.
The Earth is not even here. I think it's the Sean.
>> Your answer is >> I'm going to say the sun because both the sun and the solar start with S.
>> Sun. Wow, that's really >> 100 points.
>> Wow, the sun.
>> So, Hale Lima, thanks for being here today. Why don't >> shut up?
>> A cute pick a good subject for yourself.
>> Uh, bokeh.
>> So, it's do your English teacher proud in this question.
>> Mocha boa.
By definition, a buck, a dough, and a joey comprise a family of what animal?
>> Rabbit.
>> Deer.
>> Oh, deer. It is deer.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Kangaroo.
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's deer. It's deer. It's deers. Deers.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Choose an answer.
>> Deer. Deer. Deer. Deer.
>> YOUR ANSWER IS >> RABBIT. [laughter] >> I THOUGHT IT be rabbit.
>> Answer.
>> I think it's because of bug. I better be like a rabbit.
>> Kangaroo. GOOD TRY, BUT >> WAIT THE RIGHT ANSWER.
>> REALLY?
>> WAIT, WHAT?
>> UNFORTUNATELY, >> kangaroos not smarter than a fifth grader.
>> Joey, we'd love to have you again.
>> Oh my god, I was so [ __ ] hyperfocused on book.
>> Final scores.
>> We hope you've learned a lot and had some fun.
>> Let's add those points into your progression.
Joey, what's do they fawn? I know f. Wait, did did they ask?
>> And we'll have to end the show for now.
>> See you.
>> I was so hyperfocused.
>> Thank you for joining us on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
>> Man, I'm not I'm not Australian. HOW WOULD I KNOW THIS? [laughter] OH MY GOD, THAT WAS LITERALLY the first [ __ ] question, wasn't it? Give me [laughter] what we can teach you here.
It's are you smart?
>> Oh, a girl do. Oh, >> welcome to first grade.
>> Oh, I see.
>> I guess poke and dough are shared between and kangaroos. I really thought it was deer.
>> And your class, >> I should have done with Joey >> or Joe.
Yay.
>> Yeah, >> you should go back to random subject.
No, no, please.
>> A cutie. I promise.
>> Pick a nice subject. Is it?
>> I promise. I promise.
>> Measurements. Social studies. [laughter] >> I promise. I promise I'm not this I'm not this bad. Um well, I'm cooked either way. Uh measurements.
>> Don't cash out yet. Money question.
>> Measurements.
>> True or false? Using current US gold.
God damn it.
>> The only way to make 11 cents is to have one dime and one penny.
Yes.
>> A cute geek. Please pick an answer.
>> Well, okay. Okay. Is this a trick question? It says only way the only way to do it. No, cuz you can have like you can have like you can have like the fives also.
And then like you can also have like 11 pennies. False.
>> And the answer is in.
>> Yeah.
>> And the answer is >> it's not the only way.
>> False.
>> Good work.
>> You get 100 points.
>> Yeah.
>> Are pennies actually getting getting removed?
>> Thanks for helping us out. Why don't you tell us?
>> Wait, really? I didn't hear I didn't hear about that.
>> Pick the subjects you're good at. Please give me math between [music] no fat. LAST TIME I DIDN'T do good, but this time I'll do good. This time I'll do good.
>> How much is 101 - 98 - 2?
>> 0.
>> Uh, >> one two.
>> It's just one cuz if it if if I just add these two, it's 100.
>> Choose us an answer.
>> Then 100 one minus 100, it's just it's just one, >> right? It's just one.
>> It's now locked in.
>> Yay. The right answer is >> one.
>> One.
>> Nice work. You get 100 points.
>> Easy.
Easy.
>> I would have just turned my brain off and just >> I I think I think probably >> if I didn't have all the warm-ups before, I would have said true.
>> But all these these [ __ ] are are sneaky. Yeah, they gave me trick questions.
>> Yeah, >> they gave me trick questions >> and I can answer [music] any >> I didn't even need the fingers.
>> Pick yourself a good subject.
>> Oh, >> it's between geometry, reading, measurements.
>> Wow, social studies.
>> Uh I I'm really bad with geometry also.
Geometry. It was my worst math math subject besides calculus cuz calc I hate calculus. Hi toy. Hi.
>> Yeah. Let's get in shape for a shapes question.
>> Oh no.
>> How many sides are there on a right triangle?
>> Three. Three.
>> Two.
>> What are you trying to subject again?
>> Three.
>> I would say uh uh English.
Uh, >> English the right answer.
>> Does art count? [laughter] English.
Algebra. I I'm really good at algebra.
Uh, and then what other subject am I good at? I'm really bad with social studies. Like anything social studies I was really bad at.
And then science.
A little bit. Just a little bit. I like biology. I was really bad with uh chemistry.
>> I'll say the question.
>> Pretty bad with chemistry.
>> How many sides are there on a right triangle? [music] Two. Three.
>> We got the answer.
>> Yeah. So, the correct answer is >> three.
>> Yay.
>> You get >> algebra. The only topic anime characters learn. [laughter] I liked algebra. I thought it was super super satisfying to do like the formulas and stuff.
>> Thanks for being here with us.
>> Geometry was really confusing for me.
>> I'm more of a scientist than an artist.
I like >> but um I remember >> pick a subject you're good at.
>> My geometry teacher said that apparently >> measurements >> people are good at algebra science astronomy.
>> People that are good at algebra are bad at geometry and people that are good at geometry are bad at algebra. So apparently it's like pretty common for people to like who are like good at algebra to just suck ass with geometry.
I don't know why. I wonder why that is.
I like astronomy. I actually like learning about astronomy.
>> The next question will eclipse the rest.
>> That sounds super fake. No. At least at least it's to me though.
>> One is bad at both.
>> Satellite launch.
>> Then you're just bad at math.
>> I was good at both. Were you good at both? I I definitely was better at algebra >> than I was with geometry. Geometry was bad. Oh my god, I'm cooked.
Uh, what year was the first satellite artificial satellite launched into space? I don't know.
I don't know. I didn't have astronomy in second grade in Venezuela. I didn't have astronomy class in Venezuela.
Oh no. Uh, yeah, maybe astronomy isn't the play.
Um, Cheat off me if you need to.
>> Oh my god, it is ad. Oh my god.
Uh, something dominy.
Um, what year was the first artificial satellite launched into space?
I mean, it's only just general science, isn't it? Okay, so Let me read back the question.
>> So, um, >> what year was the first artificial?
>> So, okay, let me give you guys a a little run through on how Venezuelan elementary school works. So, so in Venezuela, in Venezuela, um, there was only one teacher for all the subjects. So what we would do is that like one hour is like one specific a specific subject and then after the hour passes the teacher goes like okay it's time for to it's time for let's say like math it's time for math take out your math books and so and so so we always have one teacher um for all all the subjects because of that we never really had like any specific like quoteunquote classes Same here for primary school. Yeah.
Yeah. How big were the classes? The classes were pretty small. Uh the classes were pretty small. Uh I would say I would say it was at most like maybe like 20 kids at most. Absolute most. But I think usually it was like maybe like 15 15 kids.
The same the US elementary. Really?
Yeah. Uh for me also um is it is it only until fifth grade? Cuz for me it was until until sixth grade and then and then I you know I moved to the US and then I was like whoa. Like I had to like really adjust to the whole idea of like uh moving to other classes and stuff for for specific classes.
Yeah, elementary subjects are well elementary. Yeah, very simple. Very simple. Depends what school you go to.
If you have one teacher per grade or multiple for different subjects. Yeah, for me it was just one teacher per grade for like all the classes pretty much.
All the classes even then I think I think um No, no, no, no. It was it was one teacher per grade.
Elementary 15, junior 68, and then high school 912. Yeah, I think I forget. In Venezuela, I think it's elementary is like 1 to six, and then junior is like junior is is like 7, nine, and then and then high school quote unquote is is like 10 and 12. I believe I believe I believe you experience at the same time most kids gets added too then probably maybe it just it just sounds so cool though cuz I still didn't learn about like astronomy or stuff like that.
I just learned about like basic like stuff like oh like how how to write certain stuff or or or um how to do certain math and stuff like that. Oh, also um on the on the last few months of like us like quoteunquote graduating um we would always do like a little like event like a graduation. came up with this question >> and my teacher would have us like usually what we have to do is um probably like a dance cuz that's how it was in Venezuela. We would um do like a little big party graduation thingy and the kids like all the grades would have like their own dance and stuff and the teacher would be like teaching us like the dance and stuff so we would have to like practice that for like months.
It was super cool actually. It was pretty cool.
I can help you if you want.
>> Anyways, uh I'm a guess.
[laughter] Actually, I'm a cheat. [ __ ] this. I need to I need I need to pass. Um I'm ask the clause. Yeah, I'll ask the class.
>> Here's the answer. Yeah, you've locked in a cheat.
>> Wow.
>> Oh, yeah. We did this too for elementary.
>> You've picked to ask the class.
>> I had to do that a lot for our class thinks the right answer is >> also.
>> Yay.
>> Can everyone please remember learning a single year in elementary school except your history maybe like Columbus or something. I >> It must be this.
>> It's this one.
>> Okay. Well, [ __ ] me. I guess all these kids know.
>> Um, >> it's this one.
>> What is that? 57.
>> Damn.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> In my school, we just threw a party. Oh, yeah. For me, we did like dances and stuff.
>> Yeah. Yeah, I didn't learn about astronomy in high school either. Even though I was in American schools, I also never took geography or science classes.
Actually, I didn't take science until high school either or like not high school, but like elementary school in the US.
I think most of the things that we did uh in elementary school for me was um so like spelling and like vocabulary and stuff in Spanish.
>> There's no real time. Then we would have English >> time >> like we would be learning English. Um then we had math and then I think you know we did recess and then we did social studies.
I don't think I did I don't think I did science for ever actually. I don't think I did science at all in elementary but yeah cuz cuz we always had English.
I'm trying to remember. We always had English and math >> and social studies.
>> Here was the first artificial satellite launched.
>> And we also had like writing and stuff.
Did I have science? I don't remember.
Anyways, it's this one. I guess [laughter] in another life. I was born in Venezuela and was talking elementary. [laughter] >> Yeah, that is true. in in Venezuela, we did have to do like a bunch of like >> um you get >> dances where like I would have like a partner or something. It was kind of embarrassing. [laughter] It was pretty embarrassing.
>> Let's see how the >> But thankfully it was all in good fun.
>> Good work. That's all correct so far.
>> But that's enough from me. Take it away, Teddy.
>> Wow.
Teddy.
>> Hello again. Let's keep go. We'll leave our old classmates shut up.
>> Can I please make it to fifth grade, please?
>> It's Ezek. I'm very good at it.
>> I'm dying over here. Please.
>> Here are your choices for this question.
>> Oh my god, I'm cooked.
>> Geometry, reading, physical science, measurement. [screaming] We're going full circle with a question about shapes.
>> True or false? An isosesles triangle has no equal sides. What?
Isosles.
Isosles.
>> It's your turn to answer.
>> I I isosles.
What's an isosles?
Isosles triangle?
I feel like a triangle always has equal sides.
O is you saw liies?
This is a difficult one. Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
Uh uh.
It's a 50/50, right? It's a 50/50.
Wait, hold on. [ __ ] It's a It's a 50/50, right? It's a 50/50.
[screaming] >> We'll say the question again.
>> True. Your answer is locked.
>> So, the real answer is >> false.
>> Nice [screaming] work. You get [cheering] 200 points. A [crying] my god, I love 50/50s.
>> I love 5050s.
>> Thank you for joining us.
>> Why don't you tell us a fact you learned recently?
>> Isosillies. Isosillies.
>> A cute geek.
>> Holy [ __ ] Give me subjects I am confident in.
>> Physical science.
>> No.
>> Measurements. Social studies.
>> Oh no.
I don't want to do social studies. I don't want to do reading.
Oh no.
>> Today's the anniversary for this calendar question.
[laughter] >> No.
>> True or false? If you are born on Easter, your birthday will be on a Sunday every year.
>> What?
>> A cute geek. Pick out your answer.
Is is that is that true? Well, but it should be right. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
>> True.
>> We got your answer.
>> True.
>> Yeah.
>> And the actual answer is >> yeah.
>> False.
>> Easter does not occur on a fixed date.
But but isn't it always on on on Sunday?
>> Isn't it always on a Sunday?
>> Unfortunately, you were not smarter than a fifth grader. But we'd love to see you.
>> I swear. I swear it always lands on a Sunday, though.
>> Check out the final scores.
>> But it didn't change it.
>> You did well, but there's room for improvement.
>> Time to add those points to your record.
>> Oh.
Oh.
Oh, you're right.
It's on the day. Oh, >> and it's time for the end of the show.
>> Uh, is it on a Sunday? It's not the same day.
>> Thanks again for joining us on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
>> Oh.
Ah.
Ah.
Huh. I feel like that was kind of a trick question.
What's a moi?
>> I just practice round.
>> I hope you're ready for [laughter] the top quiz. I'm warming up.
>> Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
>> Welcome to first grade to have you here. Every question here.
>> All right, warm up over. It's over.
[laughter] >> Yeah. And your classmate for this grade is >> a >> H Lima.
>> Man, am I going to ever make us pass the fifth grade?
>> Yay. I'm >> It's so over.
>> A cute geek. Pick a subject for the next question.
>> Oh, I don't know.
>> Reading.
>> We're still life science.
>> Earth. No need to leave when we have this.
>> I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. I'm going to cheat if I need to. An official state if I need to. I don't care.
>> What tree produces a popular pancake syrup?
>> Oo, maple tree.
>> Maple.
>> Maple.
>> Maple.
>> Popppler.
>> Maple syrup.
>> A cute. Pick an answer for us.
>> Yummy. Maple.
>> Maple.
>> Your answer is in.
>> Yeah.
>> That means the answer is >> at this point. I wonder how are you as a student.
>> Maple. Great work.
>> I like to believe I am not a bad student.
>> I just especially if I keep up with my with my homework and stuff.
>> So, >> I'm just really bad with trivia.
>> Thanks for attending.
>> I'm just awful with trivia.
>> A cute. Let's see what subjects are.
>> There are Let's take a letter at a time with this spelling question.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Will you like us more if we're covered in maple syrup?
>> The letter F appears only one time of the following word.
Preferable.
Preferable.
>> Preferable.
Preferable.
>> Only one time. Please pick your answer.
>> Preferable. P R E.
Only one time. Preferable.
Preferable.
Preferable. Preferable.
I think so. It's only one. is only one cuz prefer prefer it's only it's only one f so I don't think I don't think >> take as long as you need you got this >> preferable preferable preferable I I think it's only one time prefer cuz prefer is only one I don't think preferable able we make it two. So true >> and it is locked in >> only once.
>> So >> preferable >> right answer is >> it's true.
>> True.
>> Yay.
>> You got this. You get 100 points.
>> Preferable.
Preferable.
>> English genius.
>> Enough of it.
>> I had to learn it. I had to learn the language.
>> Hi, I'm Claudia. You know what's funny?
I was actually not that good at English and greet >> when I was like learning it as a normal school subject in elementary. I wasn't that good at English.
>> I only knew like window and I knew how >> a good subject for the question.
>> I knew okay reading social studies earth science >> geometry. [music] Um >> earth science.
>> Let's talk about our home for this earth question.
Are you science?
>> True or false? The Earth's different seasons [music] are caused by the speed of its rotation on its axis.
>> I actually don't know that.
>> Damn, I'm getting hella.
>> Do you have the answer?
>> Um, true or false questions?
>> By the speed of its rotation on its axis.
I don't think so.
I feel like that shouldn't be right. At least But I This seems like a trick. Yeah. I don't I don't think it's true.
>> I don't think this is true. Yeah. No.
What was the speed change? I think this is false.
We've got it now.
>> I don't I don't I just don't see how that would make sense.
>> The correct answer is >> false. Good job.
>> You get 150 points.
>> Yes.
>> Yes.
>> So, Eli, thanks for being here. Can you tell us a fun fact about >> Oh, this guy's good at chemistry measurements. Okay.
>> Choose a good subject for you. We've got social studies math to solve this equations question.
>> Give me math.
>> What is 4 + 3us 2?
>> Uh seven.
>> Pick the correct one.
>> Seven minus two.
Five.
Is it just five?
>> Five.
>> And we got your answer. [music] >> Yeah.
>> The correct answer is >> five.
>> Five.
>> Five.
Yippee. [screaming] Yippee.
>> Too easy.
>> Too easy.
>> 150 points.
>> Mhm. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.
Okay, this is it. This is the run >> to look at the points.
>> This is the run.
>> Work. No wrong answers.
>> This is the run. This is the run.
>> But you've had enough of me. Go for it, Teddy.
>> No, that wasn't easy. You're just that good.
>> You're doing great.
>> You're so right, Ben. But >> every question is worth 200 points. It's time to meet a new class. Sh.
>> I don't care about the classmates.
Ready?
>> Wow, look at this Korea boo. [laughter] >> Look at this Korea boo.
>> Let's pick a subject for the question.
>> Between reading, physical science, >> social studies, geometry.
>> These are all like my worst subjects.
Um, what if the classmates? I think you guys will get the question wrong when I ask for help just to see me fail.
>> Yeah, all of these suck. H I'mma do I don't know. I'mma do geometry. I guess >> it's all fair and square here. Shapes question.
>> These all suck.
>> True or false? If the area of a circle is 4 pi, [screaming] then half that area is two.
>> I don't know geometry. I'm so bad at geometry. Oh my god, it's another 5050.
>> Choose the right answer.
>> Uh, I mean that sounds that sounds true.
[laughter] That's that sounds true.
The area of a circle is 4 pi. Then half of that area is two.
Yes.
Yes. Pie. You know, I haven't had pie in so long. I haven't had pie in so long.
[snorts] >> I can help with this question.
>> You know what? [ __ ] this. I will cheat.
I don't care.
>> Give me a new question. Give me a new question. Give me a new question.
>> Got it now.
>> Yeah.
>> Give me a new question.
>> You picked a cheat.
>> Oh, >> specifically, you've picked to get a new question.
>> Yeah, please.
>> You'll get a brand new question of the same type and category, but no more cheating.
>> Good luck. Okay.
>> By definition, an octagon has how many more sides than a hexagon?
>> Uh, one, >> two, >> two, >> three.
>> Cuz hexagon is six and octagon is eight.
>> A cute geek. Which is the answer?
>> So, two more.
>> Yeah, this is way easier.
>> Two.
So, the answer is >> two.
>> Two.
>> Yay. We're all right.
>> Yay. Okay. Yeah. I I had no idea what the other question was.
>> Let's just look at the answer for the first question. It's >> Is it true?
>> False.
>> I would have gotten that wrong.
>> Doesn't matter for points, but always >> I would have got that wrong.
I I would have I would have crashed and burned if I got cuz I I thought it was true.
>> So, Ava, thank you for attending. Can you tell us a fact on your feet?
A cute geek. Here's your subject for this question. Is it reading? Physical science.
>> Look up, please.
>> Social studies. Put away your dictionary. It's not one vocabulary question.
>> Oh.
>> What letter do you add to the word no to make its past participle?
>> Oops. Wait, what?
>> S E N.
Wait, what? What letter do you add to the word answer >> to make it past participle?
Known known nose is not as present.
E technically like new like you replace you replace the O. You don't you don't add it. You replace it.
You replaced You replaced the letter.
Noi, >> I can help with this question.
>> Noi.
>> Wait, is Noi a word? No, it's new.
And then known.
It's known.
I feel like I'm tricking myself cuz like the past of no is new and you do add you you you technically add the e but you don't add it to >> me time so take it easy.
>> Shut up. You don't you don't add the E to no. You replace the O with the E. But if you're adding a letter to no, it has to be N cuz that's is known.
>> Known.
It's now locked in.
>> The actual answer is >> N.
>> Okay, now >> that means you get 200 points.
>> Nice.
>> But this is a two-host show.
>> Take it away, Claudia.
>> Good logic, Tffy. I I was all I almost tricked myself. I feel >> ready now. We're all It's time for a new classmate.
>> Fourth grade. Fourth grade. Fourth grade. Fourth grade. Fourth grade.
[music] Fourth grade. Fourth grade.
Yeah, fourth grade.
>> You can call me Wink.
>> Geometry.
>> My favorite subjects are >> Okay, you're going to help me if we get geometry again.
>> Geek. Go and pick one of these subjects.
>> Now it's reading, >> physical science, social studies, life science. Let's see what you know in this plants question.
>> It's over.
>> Tropical rainforests have four basic layers of trees. Which of these is not a layer in a tropical rainforest?
>> Oh, >> canopy.
Nimbus.
Understory.
>> A cute geek. What's the answer? W what?
Uh uh okay. Let me let me think. Let me think. Let me think.
Tropical rainforest have four basic layers of trees. Which of these is not a layer in a tropical rainforest?
>> Tropical rainforests are four basic layers of [music] trees.
>> Which of these is not a layer in a tropical rainforest? Canopy. Nimbus.
[music] Understory.
>> Canopy. Nimbus.
Isn't Nimbus a cloud?
What? It kind of sounds like the Nimbus Cloud from Dragon Ball. Nimbus Cloud underscore is Is it Is it okay? It's not a layer of tropical rain for Nimbus. It's like I'm going to assume maybe it's like a cloud or something cuz a dragon ball. is the answer.
>> Maybe Nimbus.
>> And the correct answer is >> maybe Nimbus.
>> Nimbus. Well done.
>> 150 points.
>> Thank you, Sonoko.
>> Thank you. Thank you.
>> So, thanks for helping us today. Can you tell us a nice fact about yourself?
>> Thank you.
>> A cute geek. Let's take a peek at the subjects. We've got social studies for language >> for polyglots's time to shine during this next question.
>> One of the best times to go ice skating in Finland is during Talvi, which is known as what season in English?
>> Oh no.
>> Tali, >> a cute geek. What's >> Okay, if it's for ice skating, it's going to be winter, right?
>> If it's for ice skating, it's winter.
Tali, if it's ice skating, it's winter. Right.
Right.
One of the best times to go ice skating in Finland is during Tavi, which is known as what season in English.
Have ever been ice skating? No. I've always wanted to ice skate, but I never got the opportunity to.
>> And Finland. Finland. Finland.
>> Tough [laughter] one. Tali ice skating in Talvie.
It has to be winter cuz it's ice skating.
It literally has to be winter. It has to be winter.
It could be fall, but I think it has to be winter.
I'm going to get this wrong. No, it has to be winter. It can't be. It's literally ice skating. It's ice skating.
>> And it is locked in. Yay. Well, the actual answer is winter.
>> Oh my god. Oh, I was going to end this stream if I got that wrong. Oh my god, >> you're correct. You get 250 points.
>> Thank you.
Nice. Nice.
>> It's time for another look at the points.
>> Am I in fifth grade now? Did I make it?
>> But that's enough from me.
>> Oh my god. Am I in fifth grade? I'm so close.
>> I'm so close.
>> I can't believe it.
>> You can't believe it. That's so mean of you.
>> Welcome to fifth grade. Every It's time to take How stupid do you think I am, Daddy?
>> Yeah.
>> Yay. So, the name's Kai.
>> World geography and animal science.
>> World geography. Okay.
>> World geography. Geography.
>> A cute.
>> Let's pick one for the next question.
You have >> reading, physical science, social science.
>> Let's do science.
>> Earth science.
>> Let's do earth science for now.
>> Grab your boat. We're going into >> earth science for now.
>> Are a nautical term for a windless area around which of these?
>> What?
>> Prime Meridian, Tropic of Cancer, Equator.
>> Tropic of what?
>> A cute geek. What's your answer?
>> Oh my god. Okay. Awa.
A do drums are nautical term for windless area around which of these?
Prime Meridian, Ecuador, Tropic of Cancer?
Oh, yeah. Doss, of course. Yeah.
Uh, I'm a cheat.
Yo, class, help me out here.
>> Your answer.
>> Ah, >> help me out here. You've chosen a cheat >> specifically. You've >> a good room for Shut. Shut up.
>> Let's see what our class thinks the right answer is.
>> Stop. Please stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop. We got this. We got this. We got this. We got this.
>> Who thinks prime meridian?
>> Oh, no one. And who thinks >> Tropic [music] of Cancer?
>> No one. I see. So, who thinks >> Hey, that's Hey, who's that over there behind you? Is that Is that the maid?
>> Look at the third one.
>> Is that the maid?
>> Yeah.
>> Damn. This gu this guy's new.
>> A cute geek. Which is the right answer?
>> Um, I'm going to say it's [laughter] all wrong.
>> Well, that'd be crazy.
>> The right answer is >> equator.
>> Equator.
>> I thought it was equator.
I [laughter] thought that's how it was pronounced.
>> No. Equator.
>> So Kai, thanks for joining us here.
>> Shut up.
>> A cute geek. Pick yourself a nice subject. It is.
>> Please give me one easy spelling question. Don't spell any trouble.
>> Please, please, please, please, please give me an easy one.
>> True or false? The letter A appears three times in the following word.
Apparent. Apparent.
>> Three times.
P.
>> A cute. Do you have the answer?
>> A. A parent. A p a.
A parent.
A b p a r e n d. A parent.
Let's hear it one more time.
>> True or false? The letter A appears three times in the following word.
>> apparent.
>> Apparent.
>> Apparent apparent apparent apparent false is two times.
Two times.
>> And the answer is in.
>> Two times. Yay!
>> The real answer is actually >> two >> false. Great work. You get 300 points, >> guys. I'm in, guys.
>> Guys, >> but you've had enough of me. Go for it, Claudia.
>> Guys. Guys. Is this is it? Is this it?
>> Let's go.
>> This is it.
>> We're in sixth grade. Only the final.
We'll have to leave our classmate here because it's all on you.
>> This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. [laughter and crying] This is it.
>> A cute peak. Go ahead and pick a nice >> It's like all the worst subjects, too.
>> Reading, physical science, social [laughter] studies.
>> It's all the worst subjects. Can I reroll, please? [laughter] Can I please reroll, please?
Like all the worst subjects I could have gotten.
Oh no. Okay.
Um, turn up the volume for this measurements question. It's [crying] the final question. You're ready. [music] It's time to see if you're smarter than a fifth grader.
>> Digital and odd [music] leg are examples of what type of measurement device?
>> Mobile >> barometer.
>> Oh, never mind.
>> Lori, >> lau >> caliper.
>> What? Dial digital.
>> I saw digital. I was like, "Oh, mobile [laughter] >> like a phone [gasps] dial digital odd leg theometer ler caliber." What? What is it leg? I'm so confused.
I'm sad. Please, I'm literally one question away.
Okay, I [laughter] bury Larry or Callie? I don't know.
I have no idea what any of these are.
[snorts] Dial, digital, and odd leg are samples of what type of measurement device?
Okay. Dial, digital, and odd leg.
I I I feel like I should go with barometer cuz he has meter in it, but I'm also I also feel like it's probably going to be a trick question because of meter. So, oh my god, what is this?
Where's a caliber either? Oh my god.
I I don't know.
I I Please hand me the odd leg. These words make no sense. Please hand me the digital.
Please hand me the dial. Like Okay. Dial, digital, and dial, digital, and outlet are samples of what type of measurement device?
I I want I want to go with barometer, but only because he has meter in it. But I feel like because it has meter in it, it should it cannot be that because it would be too obvious.
I don't think Lori is a thing. Caliper sounds like it could be. It really is between these two for me. I don't think Lori is it. It's between these two. Do you guys know? Do you guys know?
[laughter] Can I copy off of you? Can I copy off of you?
Uh, do I go with the seemingly seemingly easy answer? Cuz it has meter on it. It has meter.
I have no idea. It's all over.
No cheating.
You know what? I'm living on caliper, too. I feel like meter is too obvious.
I feel like barrel meter is too obvious.
What the heck is a barrel meter? What the heck is a caliper? The answer is Fifi. Hey, no Fifi on this. There's no Fifi here.
Is barometer natural thing? You're going by that logic?
I just feel like it's too obvious. If it actually is the barometer, it feels too obvious cuz it has meter on it, right?
It's too obvious. Yeah, barometer is real. Oh, [ __ ] They're all things. Lori is an actual thing. Oh, [ __ ] Um, I don't know.
[gasps] Um, I I don't think Lori is it.
I I've never heard of Lori.
Dial, digital, and odd leg. Dial, digital, and odd leg. These are like all freaking like digital stuff.
I don't think Lori is it. It's between these two.
It's between these two.
This is where they cut to a commercial break for sure.
>> [snorts] >> I'm going to say I'm lean I'm leaning on caliper. I'm leaning on caliper. My crimson gut says caliper. Barometer just sounds a bit too obvious for me. It sounds too obvious for me cuz it has meter on it. I don't I don't think I don't think it would be too obvious of an answer.
Are you sure? No, I'm not.
I'm not.
[screaming] >> Oh my god.
>> We got the answer. And that makes the answer.
>> Caliper. Oh my god.
>> You get 500 points.
>> YEAH. [screaming] OH MY GOD. I'M SO GOOD.
OH MY GOD.
>> Let's take a look.
>> Final score.
>> Oh my god.
>> Congratulations. You did an amazing job.
>> I knew barometer was too obvious to your permanent.
>> It's too obvious. [crying] It's too obvious.
It's so obvious.
It's way too obvious.
I'm going to I'm going to teach our heart. Yeah. Take that fifth grader.
Look at the outfit. [laughter] Oh my god.
Oh my god. I did it. [screaming] MY OH, SHE DESTROYED those kids. I destroy them kids.
>> And we'll have to SAY GOODBYE FOR NOW.
>> I'm smart.
>> Thanks [screaming] again for joining us on Are You Smart Fifth Grader?
>> Oh, I'm the greatest panda to ever [ __ ] exist. Oh, my head. My head hurts because I carry such a big bombest brain inside my freaking skull. I am the thinker.
I'm the thinker. Oh my god, that was so good.
I'm I'm I'm [music] so good. Oh my god, I'm so good. Oh.
Oh, that's perfect. I'm ending it there.
[ __ ] [ __ ] that. I'm taking my diploma and I'm running. [laughter] I'm running for my life.
Oh, that was so good. That was so good.
I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
Yeah. I'm taking the diploma and running away. Your head isn't that bigger than the rest of your body.
Yes, it is. [laughter] Yes, it is.
Oh, very good. Good run to end on. You did it. I did it. I did it.
I am a college student.
I am a college student. I'm going to keep on learning stuff every day during the summer vacation to be prepared for my fall semester. Uh but for now, for now, I'm going to enjoy summer. So, ah, I'm going to end it there. That was perfect. Peak peak ending.
Now, can you remind us where China is?
China is in Asia.
Yeah, I guess you might actually be a college student of Mhm.
Mhm. I was listening to devils to keep on learning. Yes. Or listen to me.
[laughter] Or or you can listen to me also. I am British more. True, right? I'm pretty smart, too. So, where's Mongolia? I cannot tell you that. I could not tell you that. [laughter] But regardless, uh let me see who I can send you guys over to. Okay, let me see who I can send you guys over to. Oh my god, I'm so good.
I'm so freaking good. I'm the greatest panda to ever assist.
Maybe ever.
Maybe ever. Okay, who should I send you guys over to? I'm going to send you guys over to Oh, I'm going send you guys over to Lily.
Oh, they're playing Minecraft back rooms. Oh, with pillow and poco. I'll send you guys over to them. Okay. And I'll send you guys over to them.
Although, now she's too small. I got [laughter] Hey man, I just graduated. Okay. Let me live a little. She But I will let you guys go. Thank you guys so much. I'm going send you guys over to Miss Lily and Pillow and Poco. Uh, tomorrow I'll be doing just a satsu. Tomorrow I might just do a satsu. So, if you guys just want to chat with me tomorrow, I'll see you guys tomorrow then. Yeah. Thank you so much. I am Toffee, the greatest, smartest panda to ever exist. [laughter] And I I'm smarter than fifth grader.
Yeah. [screaming] Oh, I'm so good.
I'm so freaking good. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Okay. Bye-bye.
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