Ranking top 5 Peter funniest moments🤣🤣 #trending #familyguy #funny #shorts

Added: 2026-06-02

[00:00:03]And how long has this been going on?

[00:00:06]>> What's that, Daddy?

[00:00:07]>> Well, that's Mercury, Jake. The planet closest to the sun. What is doing down here by the warf I have in the foggiest?

[00:00:12]But we should probably ask a scientist.

[00:00:13]>> I'm a guy, you jackass. Okay. Okay. I promise. I'll be as quiet as a church mouse.

[00:00:18]>> Hey, Billy. I was going to have a party at the rectory this evening. Do you like Sacramento Wine and Mouse Russell Crow movies?

[00:00:24]>> Oh, boy. Do I? Hey, can my sister come?

[00:00:27]>> No, she'd ruined it. How the hell are you going to do that?

[00:00:30]>> Sorry, Dad.

[00:00:31]>> It's okay, Chris. You're a good boy following the law. But you, Meg, you're going to jail.

[00:00:38]>> The port is quite good.

[00:00:39]>> Yes, quite good indeed.

[00:00:40]>> So, certainly.

[00:00:40]>> What year is it?

[00:00:41]>> 51. Ah, >> dectable indeed. Yes.

[00:00:43]>> Oh, dear. What is it?

[00:00:44]>> I've spontaneously combusted.

[00:00:45]>> Oh, I am sorry. Oh, it's quite all right. I've grown tired of living. Oh, very good then. For the math.

[00:00:48]>> Yes, indeed. Is it raining again?