#403 - The Salsa Lawsuit

Added: 2026-06-01

[00:00:01]The following program contains scenes and language of a frank and explicit nature. Discretion is advised.

[00:00:14]>> So, what really we were talking about, do you check your texts first, your emails first? That's what we were talking about a second ago, right?

[00:00:20]>> Yeah. It's a barn burner conversation.

[00:00:22]Let's start the pod with um with that.

[00:00:24]Though, how do you start your day?

[00:00:26]>> You press record.

[00:00:28]Well, normally um >> Uhhuh.

[00:00:33]>> you know. Um normally um I you know >> what's going on?

[00:00:40]>> I don't know.

[00:00:42]>> Are you okay?

[00:00:43]>> I'm buffering the funny dude.

[00:00:44]>> Someone hit him in the head.

[00:00:46]>> Um nothing. [ __ ] nothing.

[00:00:48]>> They say that you're not supposed to like go right to your phone.

[00:00:50]>> Who? They who?

[00:00:52]>> Loser swears. These What did you say?

[00:00:57]>> Start over.

[00:00:58]>> No. Do not do not.

[00:01:01]>> We keep >> I don't know what you said, but I'm going to find out in post. I don't know what you said.

[00:01:04]>> Uh almost immediately I open my eyes and grab my phone >> within five 10 seconds.

[00:01:11]>> Yeah. It I mean Tracy's normally up and already out of bed and my phone's like on the charger right here. So I at least like look over to see what time it is.

[00:01:21]>> Okay.

[00:01:21]>> Check text messages of which normally there may be one from you.

[00:01:26]>> Really?

[00:01:26]>> That's about it typically. sometimes like [ __ ] on my family. Yeah. Overnight.

[00:01:30]Like, >> is it a weird Is it a weird video?

[00:01:33]>> I also wake up at noon, so I guess it's it's not as much.

[00:01:36]>> Well, you're up till like 5 in the morning, so sometimes you're responding or sending me funny [ __ ] at like 3:00 a.m.

[00:01:41]>> I'm saying I wake up I have I have like I have like 15 texts every morning, but I guess it is midday for most people.

[00:01:46]>> Yeah. No, that makes sense. Uh, no. And then I check emails.

[00:01:50]>> Okay.

[00:01:50]>> And then I try not to go on Instagram, but I'm sure I do every day.

[00:01:55]>> Yeah. I've kind of stopped reading emails.

[00:01:58]>> You've stopped reading most things, I think. Right.

[00:02:00]>> Yeah. I I kind of I'm I'm I'm becoming one of those people that like just doesn't respond.

[00:02:05]>> I hate emails, but I still have to check them because there's important [ __ ] that comes in.

[00:02:09]>> There is. But if you ignore it, it doesn't matter. It does. It never existed.

[00:02:13]>> I had too many too much [ __ ] going on. I guess >> I I'm I'm about to go to work for Bush and like I don't know like the production people yet, but I've I've already had a few emails of like, "Hey, just following up one more time on this visa stuff." Um, >> would you mind sending your passport?

[00:02:28]And then like just, "Hey, just one more time. Um, if you wouldn't mind sending your passport, like we need it like tomorrow. Excuse me."

[00:02:35]>> And I'll be like, "Uh." And that's usually I'm like with work stuff I'm on it. I'm usually on it. And now I'm just like just fire me then. I don't give a [ __ ] I don't want to go.

[00:02:47]>> I have and not because of them. I just don't want I don't want to do anything anymore.

[00:02:51]>> Yeah.

[00:02:51]>> I have this weird thing of like booking work more than a couple weeks out and I keep having people being like, "Hey, are you available like 3 weeks from now?"

[00:03:00]And for some reason, I'm just like, "Uh, I think I might have something. Let me get back to you." Even if I know my calendar's wide open. And now I have people who keep calling me back and being like, "So, what's going on? Are you able to do this or not?" Like, you never responded. I'm like, for some reason I like get paralyzed by that.

[00:03:15]>> It builds you in and out. It it it builds you in and out. So in case you uh sorry, I'm booked.

[00:03:22]>> I almost always have something lightly pencled that day. If somebody asks me like, "Hey, I have something that's pending. Let me reach out to them and I'll get back to you as soon as I just don't like answering on the spot >> and I don't always say no, but for some reason like >> I don't know. There's some weird thing of like committing to something >> right then. I always like to look at my calendar. I tried to get someone to do a gig uh the other day for that Bill Birthing and this person >> your other monitor guy friend.

[00:03:48]>> No, it wasn't that. It was a different a different position.

[00:03:50]>> All right.

[00:03:51]>> And uh I texted this person and said, "Do you want to do this?"

[00:03:54]>> And they were like, "Uh, do you want do you want to do this gig on Sunday?"

[00:03:59]>> Like, "Yeah, that sounds fun. Like, what is the gig?" And then I explained what it was. And the person was like, "Let me check and see if I if I have anything going on." And then they said like, "I'm actually booked. I can't do it.

[00:04:11]>> So, I'm like, does this person have a problem with Bill? Maybe maybe the comedy is not >> enough. I always, and it drives me nuts when people don't do this to me. If I ask someone if they're available, I will immediately tell them what the actual gig is.

[00:04:25]>> Hold on. I'm sorry. What? What you didn't say?

[00:04:27]>> The camera more this way.

[00:04:28]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:04:29]>> Come here. Come here. Oh, don't look at me.

[00:04:31]>> Like that?

[00:04:31]>> No. No. Other way.

[00:04:32]>> Other way.

[00:04:32]>> How's that?

[00:04:33]>> This bitter thing.

[00:04:34]>> Good. Um, say again.

[00:04:36]>> Sorry, guys. Oh, I hate when people ask me if I'm available and don't tell me what the gig is.

[00:04:41]>> Oh, I won't do it.

[00:04:42]>> I hate that. So, anytime I'm asking somebody's like looking for experience thing for a global act, just tell me who it is.

[00:04:49]>> Yeah. I mean, I get it. Bobnet, I feel like they have to be a little secretive.

[00:04:54]>> Explain what Bobnet is, actually.

[00:04:55]>> Yeah. What the It's like uh I think of it as like Indeed, but only for touring professionals.

[00:05:01]>> Also, what the [ __ ] is Indeed?

[00:05:03]>> Oh, that's for other professionals.

[00:05:05]>> That's for normal people. I thought it was LinkedIn.

[00:05:08]>> That is where people like go and post like, "Hey, we've got a tour coming up and we need to fill this position or these three positions and here's what we expect you to know and here's like the band maybe."

[00:05:18]>> It's like Task Rabbit but for >> No. Okay, good. Thanks, Dan.

[00:05:23]>> We'll call on you when it's time.

[00:05:24]>> It's just like I'm over here.

[00:05:26]>> It's just like Friendster.

[00:05:27]>> So, it's just like that. But even to like get on the website, you have to send a resume and there's like a section that's just for like young guns and then a section that's for people who have been touring for a while.

[00:05:36]>> It's like Rya.

[00:05:37]>> Yeah, sure. Totally. So, it's like Door Dash >> but for not food and for touring musicians. Yeah.

[00:05:44]>> And it's not a delivery service.

[00:05:46]>> But I understand why they don't give the bands away on that because >> Yeah.

[00:05:50]>> people being replaced.

[00:05:51]>> Oh, >> sometimes people It's that people who are getting replaced and don't know it.

[00:05:56]And also, I don't think they want people like reaching out directly to the bands.

[00:06:00]It's better if it's like, "Hey, emails are just going straight to a manager."

[00:06:03]But I've the handful of people I've sent resumes to on that. I've never heard anything back really.

[00:06:08]>> I still pay for it every year just cuz I like going on seeing like what the rates are. Yeah, it's like 25 bucks a year.

[00:06:13]>> Are rates still going down?

[00:06:15]>> I haven't looked in a while, but I imagine >> that's kind of the general trend.

[00:06:19]>> Yeah. Um, this might be a really dumb question. It probably is. What exactly is LinkedIn and what is the point of it?

[00:06:27]>> Oh god, no one cares.

[00:06:28]>> Okay, cool. Moving on. Um, no, really, what?

[00:06:31]>> I'll email you about it.

[00:06:32]>> Um, what is it?

[00:06:33]>> It's like Facebook for jobs.

[00:06:35]>> It's networking.

[00:06:36]>> Yeah, it's just that >> but and you like post stuff >> like can you search like I'm just aerospace or or you like supermarkets or how do like how do you >> super >> like are you friends with people on it?

[00:06:48]>> Yes.

[00:06:49]>> Okay.

[00:06:49]>> I think they've over the years from what I've heard cuz I don't I have one. I haven't been on forever, but my friends were just talking about it and like I think they've kind of made it more like Facebook. Like it used to be like you could connect with people on there, but you >> comment on people's stuff and >> and I think people like get jobs off of there. I >> People definitely get job. That's a big big >> I thought that's what it was for. I thought it was like a like a job fair.

[00:07:10]>> No, like at first it was like how do I explain like at first it was >> Facebook professional. I guess that's how you you would call it. So, like if you were at like a networking event, you'd be like, "Oh, let me get your contact, your LinkedIn or whatever."

[00:07:30]>> And then I think because all the other apps started doing direct messaging and posting and all of this, they like tried to stay on top of that and then you could like >> like I get alerts in my inbox that are like day.

[00:07:42]>> Oh, you still have one?

[00:07:43]>> Yeah, but I don't pay for it. Like it just hangs out there.

[00:07:45]>> I didn't know there was even paid versions. Brown just celebrated his 75th year with touring musicians, you know, like I'm like, "Oh, >> he's not that old."

[00:07:53]>> I know. I know. I know. I know.

[00:07:55]>> I lied about my age.

[00:07:56]>> Wow, you look great. Well, I was underage when I got on there.

[00:08:01]>> Get the adult job.

[00:08:02]>> Tell me more.

[00:08:03]>> He was five.

[00:08:04]>> They made us when I left school, like the la one of the last things they had us do, they were like, "You have to make a LinkedIn."

[00:08:10]>> And I remember I didn't make it till I got out here >> and I took a picture. It must have been 3:30 in the morning. I was in my kitchen. I put on a button-up shirt. I don't think I had any pants on. I was high out of my mind. My head was buzzed.

[00:08:25]>> Oh [ __ ] >> And I'm like, my picture is like, uh, >> so that's my that's my LinkedIn profile picture.

[00:08:31]>> I have a profile.

[00:08:32]>> Surprisingly, not a lot of jobs, not a lot of interest.

[00:08:36]>> Yeah, it was a weird thing cuz I Nobody Unless you're on like corporate audio, nobody's asked me about a LinkedIn ever.

[00:08:44]My >> it seems like something very much no offense but uh it seems as something very much for for squares.

[00:08:51]>> I mean kind of like my friend is a corporate recruiter and she uses it all the time and like relies on it quite a bit. She does cold call like cold emailing whatever you call it.

[00:09:01]>> Yeah. Recruiter.

[00:09:05]>> Man, my dad when he was hiring people used to have me like go find them on Facebook before he knew how to use Facebook when I was like in college and high school. you. Will he give you he tip you out?

[00:09:14]>> No, he let me live in his house. That's a fair trade.

[00:09:18]>> That was it. He put food on the table.

[00:09:20]>> That's a fair trade. That's a fair >> We're not going to [ __ ] invoice the guy because I Facebook stock.

[00:09:24]>> How's How's hunting season for the old man?

[00:09:25]>> I don't know.

[00:09:26]>> You don't know?

[00:09:27]>> I haven't honestly I I haven't really like talked one-on-one with him in a long time.

[00:09:32]>> How How long?

[00:09:33]>> I don't know.

[00:09:34]>> Months.

[00:09:35]>> Months.

[00:09:35]>> This year?

[00:09:37]>> Probably not. Not Not since I've like >> 2026.

[00:09:40]>> Yeah, that's this year.

[00:09:41]>> No, that's like Yeah. I mean, since like my phone has said dad on it and we're talking to like I call my mom and he's in the background >> and we talk like that.

[00:09:50]>> Whoa.

[00:09:51]>> It's nothing personal. I just always like >> call my mom.

[00:09:54]>> That's kind of the Yeah, I guess if my parents lived together that would probably be No, I don't know actually. I probably cuz I have to talk about to them about different things.

[00:10:02]>> Well, I think too like with cell phones now. Yeah.

[00:10:05]>> Like my parents lived together, we didn't have cell phones.

[00:10:07]>> Um >> so it wasn't like I was calling one of them. I found a new uh YouTube channel called the uh the ne what's it called?

[00:10:14]The necessary discussion >> conversation.

[00:10:17]>> Necessary conversation >> conversation.

[00:10:18]>> Is this the I think I know which one this is, but go ahead.

[00:10:21]>> What do you think?

[00:10:21]>> It's the mega parents, right? And the two kids. Yeah.

[00:10:24]>> I had I never even heard about it until ago.

[00:10:26]>> Yeah. They've been doing that for like a year or two, I think.

[00:10:28]>> I recognize them, so I think I've probably seen their faces before. Have you watched it?

[00:10:32]>> I've never watched like a whole episode, but they cut that [ __ ] into shorts and it pops on my algorithm all the time.

[00:10:38]It's pretty It's pretty cool. Um, >> is he a journalist? Like a proper journalist?

[00:10:42]>> The No, I think he I think he's like a he's a writer. I think he's he lives in LA and is a writer.

[00:10:47]>> He like seems like a legit something a brother, >> but it's a sister and brother who are like, you know, liberal Democratic voters and their parents are like full mega for listeners. And um they just have like on camera discussions with their parents just like, "So, what do you think about this and like why why do you feel this way?" And it's it's kind of sweet at times. Sometimes it gets a little contentious.

[00:11:09]>> Oh, the dad's an [ __ ] >> And he's definitely like he's definitely suffering from like dementia. You can see Oh, >> he's in the hospital now.

[00:11:17]>> Oh, is he?

[00:11:17]>> He's hospitalized now.

[00:11:18]>> Called it.

[00:11:19]>> Dr. Dave, check out my LinkedIn. He sure did.

[00:11:21]>> Yeah. He seems like a harder egg to crack.

[00:11:23]>> Well, the daughter the daughter like she like talks about her dad like he's like he's a bastard. Like her like a full-on like a racist >> super right-wing racist kind of guy.

[00:11:34]>> Is crackable. Yeah, she's and and that's cool. I like that they have these discussions and it's like no one's really mean-spirited.

[00:11:40]>> Um I haven't seen a lot with the dad yet, but it's just it's cool. It's like actually working through this weird time that we're in.

[00:11:45]>> Oh, he's not working through [ __ ] Every time he's just like, "No, >> his flag is planted."

[00:11:51]>> Yeah. Yeah. There's no changing. So, if homie's going downhill with dimension [ __ ] [ __ ] it.

[00:11:57]>> Do you think Do you think we're getting close? Not you, of course, cuz we're way older than you. You let us know all the time. Yeah. Are we getting close to the age where we will no longer start uh changing our opinions?

[00:12:05]>> I think you're getting close to your nap time.

[00:12:08]>> Wait, did we talk about naps yesterday?

[00:12:09]No.

[00:12:10]>> Oh, no. You're a napper. You've been napping, dude.

[00:12:12]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:12]>> How dare you make that joke? How [ __ ] dare you make that joke?

[00:12:15]>> That's depression.

[00:12:17]>> We were talking the other day and you were talking about your heavy nap schedule lately. How [ __ ] dare you?

[00:12:22]How dare you?

[00:12:22]>> That's not old age. That's uh overwhelming hopelessness. Is that what it is?

[00:12:26]>> Yeah.

[00:12:27]>> We agreed in in the bonus episode for this month. We was that it was on that episode, right? Was it on the air or is that just in conversation?

[00:12:33]>> Uh, which part?

[00:12:35]>> About the about sleeping through the misery of this world.

[00:12:37]>> Oh, yeah. No, we just kept saying, "Let's go back to bed now."

[00:12:40]>> Yes.

[00:12:40]>> So, we we decided like just with the world that we're in right now. Um, it might be good just to sleep through it as much as you possibly can.

[00:12:47]>> Remember I told you that like months ago I was like >> cuz sometimes I get tired like and it's just tired and whatever. What I like like maybe 6 months or a year ago I was like do you realize to to you cuz I know you don't totally like now you're >> for those listening she's talking to me right now.

[00:13:02]>> Damn.

[00:13:03]>> I know like you are more understanding depression and stuff these days but I was like do you understand that like sometimes I just go to sleep in the middle of the day cuz I like can't hand like I just don't want to and I would like to faster get to tomorrow >> like now I finally >> But do you get out of bed the next day?

[00:13:21]>> Yeah. Oh, cool.

[00:13:22]>> I get out of bed. I get out of bed all the time because >> So there's hope, bud. All right. Don't [ __ ] brag, Dig.

[00:13:29]>> I like get out of bed, >> Digless.

[00:13:32]>> Digless. But um Well, I used to like the whole there's always tomorrow. I was like, "Fuck off. It's all going to suck." But now I like I'm like, "Oh, I can do a reset. It doesn't always work."

[00:13:43]So I do go to bed all day and then maybe through the night cuz I'm like, "Tomorrow might be better."

[00:13:49]>> Oh, sometimes it's not. But I never thought that before. So that's a huge stride.

[00:13:53]>> The amount of days I wake up and do just go straight to Instagram and I will spend the first 3 hours of my day just doom scrolling cuz I'm like I don't want to get out of bed.

[00:14:02]>> Not part of my life.

[00:14:03]>> Nothing for me out there. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. You should be cuz you you turned me on to um um I was waiting for it >> to uh just opening up one reel and just flicking through.

[00:14:14]>> Oh yeah. Is >> that what like everyone does?

[00:14:16]>> No, I did I never did it. I would just look at one and then just back out and and just go to like my regular stuff.

[00:14:21]But like when you open up the reals section >> and just flick through reels.

[00:14:27]>> Yeah.

[00:14:27]>> It's like it is like falling into a wormhole.

[00:14:30]>> Yeah. Like all of a sudden it's like wait it's Wednesday >> and and some days it's just like guess what you're watching today and it just you're getting all one thing like Indian magicians.

[00:14:40]>> You sent me something pretty cool.

[00:14:42]>> Let's talk about it. That's what I want to talk about. I didn't watch the actual video. I got to preface with that, but I sent you >> the actual video is not on the on the >> I I need to go to this website.

[00:14:53]Basically, I sent you a reel of these guys and there's a lot of these dudes who are like doing their own version of to catch a predator where normally they like they bait some guy who thinks he's talking to a 14-year-old and they get them in public and they either like >> just citizens just like regular citizens.

[00:15:08]>> Yeah. And they'll either beat the [ __ ] out of the guy or they'll be in a store and they'll just start screaming like this guy's here. is you're meeting a 12year-old boy.

[00:15:17]>> Yeah.

[00:15:17]>> And the guy will just start trying to sprint out and they keep knocking him into all the all they'll just push him in the shelves and stuff.

[00:15:22]>> I've I've seen hundreds of those.

[00:15:24]>> Yeah, that's a different genre. This one though, these guys excellent fishers got two predators simultaneously. Had them both show up to somewhere at the same time and then told them, "You guys are going to fist fight. Whoever wins gets to go home and the loser has to stay here till the cops show up."

[00:15:42]>> Yeah.

[00:15:43]>> And then they cut to the end of the fight. The fight is on some weird website, so I want to go find it, but I'm a little afraid. And there's one dude that's just bleeding his ass off, waiting for the cops to show.

[00:15:51]>> He's like holding the thing on his nose with blood coming out. He's got lumps all over his head.

[00:15:54]>> It's amazing. It's like to catch a predator meets to catch a fade.

[00:15:57]>> It's beautiful. But I don't >> let him leave.

[00:16:00]>> I have been thinking about this. As much as I love that idea. It also terrifies me that we are just training the strongest of predators. If you're only letting the big ones go, the toughest ones go.

[00:16:12]>> Darwinism.

[00:16:13]>> Yeah. Usually You you let the little fish go.

[00:16:16]>> Yeah.

[00:16:16]>> Yeah, you're right.

[00:16:17]>> So, now there's only going to be like highly trained, experienced fighters messaging 12-year-olds about their dick.

[00:16:22]>> Sorry, kids. You're [ __ ] Literally and literally. Um Yeah, it's terrible.

[00:16:27]But like this this I I'm a fan of street justice, but that [ __ ] is like god damn when they like trap people and bring them out back behind a business and they say uh you're going to stand here and the three of us are all going to punch you in the face once and if you flinch or try to get away we're going to we're going to beat you for like 10 minutes.

[00:16:44]So take three punches in the face and then you can go.

[00:16:47]>> Yeah.

[00:16:47]>> And they have to stand there and just get wailed on.

[00:16:50]>> But again, they're there to kind of molest a kid. So it's >> Yeah.

[00:16:54]>> 6767 or whatever the [ __ ] I don't think that's what that means.

[00:17:00]>> I'm lit, man. I'm lit, homie. Um, >> but it's good though. The guy who hosts that >> host >> host. That was so kind.

[00:17:07]>> Hi, I'm a [ __ ] violent [ __ ] >> He's uh he's like a legit MMA fighter. I don't know how legit, but that's like his page is everything else is like about MMA and how he's a fighter. I don't think he's like UFC level, but >> how do you feel about that? Like taking care of those people like that like with Street Justice, >> man. It's so hard because you're like, "Fuck you. You're a piece of [ __ ] You're trying to meet like a 15year-old kid." Like, you are going to you're trying to ruin some kid's life forever.

[00:17:35]>> Yeah.

[00:17:35]>> But it's there's some part of you that's like, "Man, this person's so pathetic."

[00:17:39]Like, you feel bad watching them get [ __ ] up >> and like you see you you see like how scared they are. And again, it's like when you see someone scared, you're like, "Oh, that sucks." But then you're like, "But wait a minute."

[00:17:50]>> I know. But I don't know how you like I don't know what the alternative is is like beating the [ __ ] out of call the police is >> Yeah. But is that going to do much? Like I don't know if the cops even do that much.

[00:18:01]>> Like is it does Yeah. Does your evidence of if a if a cop pulls up and says, "Yeah, so we trapped this guy. We were pretending to be a 12-year-old. Here are the text messages." Is that enough for a cop to arrest somebody?

[00:18:12]>> I don't know. I don't know if that has to be done through like a professional sting operation.

[00:18:16]>> It has to be under their terms.

[00:18:18]Otherwise, you could falsify whatever the [ __ ] you wanted.

[00:18:20]>> Yeah. So, I don't know.

[00:18:21]>> But either way, like that person's life is pretty pretty much over.

[00:18:25]>> Yeah.

[00:18:26]>> I think like >> at the at the bottom of it, like these people are psycho there's something psychologically off that they're trying to meet up with young children like that and it's like is beating the [ __ ] out of them going to help that anyways. Maybe it stops them from doing it again cuz they're scared or it just makes them a smarter predator. Can you imagine if you and me if we picked like a friend of ours and we did a prank where we we in a store and we called him out for being a a pedophile >> and post it on Instagram it just as a prank.

[00:18:55]>> No.

[00:18:55]>> Who should we do it to?

[00:18:56]>> Mike G. Obvious.

[00:18:58]>> I was going to say that too. He's so sweet. He's so sweet and Canadian.

[00:19:01]>> Oh my god.

[00:19:02]>> And so nonsexual. It's so perfect.

[00:19:04]Sorry, Mike. He >> That's That's a dark one.

[00:19:06]>> That is so dark. Have you heard?

[00:19:08]>> I couldn't imagine doing that to >> I don't know if it's my idea or someone else's idea of on tour putting if like if if if I put a used condom in your luggage when you went home and Tracy were to find a condom wrapper that I planted idea.

[00:19:22]>> No, it's not at all. But it is a hell of a prank. But really, really, really awful.

[00:19:27]>> Does it have to be like used though?

[00:19:29]>> No, just the wrapper in there.

[00:19:32]>> Does that insinuate that the partner is unpacking their >> Yeah. or just it comes out in the laundry or some [ __ ] I don't whatever.

[00:19:38]>> I had a a pair of underwear that somebody had left in the It must have been stuck like inside the wash underwear.

[00:19:46]>> Yeah. And so like >> Oh, we we had that here >> cuz we have a shared laundry in our apartment building.

[00:19:51]>> I'd never seen them before. So I came in and was doing laundry and I asked Tracy.

[00:19:54]I was like I put them on the the desk and waited for her to get home. I was like, "Are these yours?" Like I I've never She's like, "No. What? What's go I'm like shut the [ __ ] up. Chill. You know I'm not cheating on you. Otherwise, if I was, I wouldn't show these to you.

[00:20:08]>> Show you the underwear.

[00:20:09]>> Yeah, exactly. And if you're not going to keep them, I'm going to because they're going to look cute. They've got cherries.

[00:20:16]>> Anyways, I just wanted to show my little whale tail.

[00:20:19]>> I saw another Instagram video last night of um >> it says uh I I'll explain the video first. It was a woman driving. Already dangerous. Am I right, guys? Am I right?

[00:20:30]They'll just put anything.

[00:20:31]>> She's driving. Her camera is filming her and her uh husband is in the passenger seat and uh she's like, "It's your birthday today. I'm taking you somewhere for surprise." And they're driving in the truck. Have you seen it?

[00:20:42]>> Okay. So, they're they're driving the truck and she takes a turn and you see him just kind of looking around and she's like >> she's like, "Have you ever ever been down this street before?"

[00:20:51]>> And he goes, "I don't think so, but like let's just go back. I got to can you find a gas station? I got to pee real bad." She goes, "No, let's just drive down the street for a minute." And he's like, "Where are you going? like just turn around. This is not the way home.

[00:21:02]She goes, "No, I just want to I got a surprise for you for your birthday." And uh he goes, "I really got to pee." And she goes, "Okay, maybe you can pee at this house right here. Are you Are you familiar with this house?" And he's like, "What are you doing?" And she's like, "Every night this week you've left the house and I've been tracking you.

[00:21:19]You've been coming to this house. I know that you're seeing the girl that lives here. Why don't you go piss in her house?" And he's like, and he's trying to play it off like it's not real.

[00:21:27]>> This is his birthday, by the way.

[00:21:29]>> This is awesome. And uh she's like um he's like no just okay I I I have seen her but please just get she goes no you get the [ __ ] out of my truck now. I'm not taking you anywhere. Get get out of the truck. He won't get out. She goes okay either you get out or I'm going to call the police. And he goes okay call him. And she starts calling goes fine.

[00:21:46]I'll get out. And uh and then she like before as he's getting out she's like by the way we're getting divorced.

[00:21:53]>> And gets him out of the truck and and drives away.

[00:21:55]>> She's a baller >> on his birthday. It was it was it was pretty great. pretty [ __ ] great.

[00:21:59]>> Is this one where there's kids in the back?

[00:22:00]>> No, it's just >> Oh, so I saw a completely different one that was very much like this. No, >> she doesn't threaten to call the cops.

[00:22:06]The guy doesn't pretend to pee. She just she's got two little kids in the back, but it's some dude's birthday. And she's like, I'm taking you somewhere surprised. Do you know? Have you been on this street? It's like very similar. And he's like, "Yeah, I've been everywhere in this town." She just keeps getting closer. She's like, "How about this one?" He's like, "I mean, I'm sure.

[00:22:21]Like, I don't know if there's anywhere I haven't been in this town." Then she pulls up [ __ ] his pants.

[00:22:25]>> She pulls up. say, "Why don't you jump out to Vanessa's house here?

[00:22:29]>> Get out of the car." And he's like, "I'm not getting out." She's like, "Get out."

[00:22:32]And he's like, "Okay." And as he opens the door, she goes, "By the way, we're getting a divorce." Two kids sitting in the seat. And then she drives off.

[00:22:39]>> Was it a truck?

[00:22:41]>> I think it was like an SUV.

[00:22:42]>> Okay.

[00:22:43]>> But >> very similar. That's why I was like, "Oh, I've seen this." And then you started telling him like, "Dan's got [ __ ] memory."

[00:22:48]>> Yeah.

[00:22:49]>> It is weird that like also that like marital strife is now content for Instagram.

[00:22:53]>> Everything is content, dude. We talked we talked about the guy running for mayor on the last episode, too. I didn't tell you this. The Spencer Pratt, the guy running for mayor of LA or govern mayor. Mayor governor, whatever.

[00:23:04]>> Mayor because I said governor. And >> okay, >> don't ever listen to me.

[00:23:07]>> Yeah. Don't ever listen to either one of us.

[00:23:09]>> Yeah.

[00:23:09]>> Um, one of his campaign promises is that every second of his term will be uh streamed live. That that that's his promise to the people.

[00:23:19]>> How do you unvote somebody?

[00:23:20]>> Cuz he's like a social media guy. Unvote him. And that's like if you can you can watch >> Spencer Pratt. He's from [ __ ] remember the uh the hills from MTV or VH one of the >> Oh, he is.

[00:23:31]>> I can't believe what he is. This is this world. Thank you.

[00:23:34]>> Yes.

[00:23:34]>> No, thank you.

[00:23:35]>> He was one of those teenagers on that stupid [ __ ] show.

[00:23:39]>> I'm fine.

[00:23:39]>> Yeah, you're good. No problem.

[00:23:42]>> Very cool.

[00:23:43]>> For the listeners, Dan knows how to drink his monster. No problem.

[00:23:47]>> It's not all over his pants.

[00:23:48]>> Yeah, I don't really care for this uh this new way of politics. Just wipe your crotch and then wipe your face with it.

[00:23:53]Yeah. I didn't wipe my [ __ ] [ __ ] It's my pants.

[00:23:56]>> Could you?

[00:23:56]>> Yeah.

[00:23:57]>> OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. We're going to get taken off air.

[00:24:00]>> Yeah. Under the balls.

[00:24:02]>> Oh god. Reminds me of your tour stories.

[00:24:09]>> My balls are in your lap, dude.

[00:24:10]>> It's under the desk now.

[00:24:12]>> Oh, he's going to eat it. He's going to eat balls. Oh, dude. He was We were watching him last night and she was sitting on her chair in the living room and he's just licking the bottom of her feet for like 10 minutes.

[00:24:21]>> Dude, he's gross. He He really is. He really is. Well, she's >> me. Yeah. Me for letting >> salty like hippie dirty feet.

[00:24:28]>> I'm like, "What abs, bro?" Like, what's >> It's the one thing about like I can't I can't do like the lick fest with him.

[00:24:34]>> Okay.

[00:24:35]>> He He'll He'll go forever.

[00:24:36]>> Mhm.

[00:24:37]>> I woke up the other day. He was licking the back of my neck in bed. I'm like, "Dude, stop." And like going down my back. I'm like, "Yeah." I was like, "Okay, >> stop. Stop.

[00:24:45]>> You have 5 minutes to stop that, mister.

[00:24:47]Stop when you get to my cherry thong."

[00:24:50]>> Gross.

[00:24:52]Oh yeah.

[00:24:53]>> Well, I'm tapped out. Yeah, that's about all I got.

[00:24:56]>> Oh, so do you do you still have the link of the um the article I sent you like four weeks ago?

[00:25:02]>> Yeah, it's got to be in here somewhere.

[00:25:03]>> So, the idea was I found a news thing.

[00:25:07]Did you read it?

[00:25:08]>> Uh I don't think so. Oh, yeah. Here we go.

[00:25:11]>> Okay. But th Yeah, this was the the idea that you would read it, but it's my news thing. And Dan, this is the photo I sent you. before you sent me >> a while ago.

[00:25:21]>> Uh >> Mhm. Dan.

[00:25:26]>> Holy Jesus.

[00:25:28]>> What? No, it's good. Just took it. You were moving slow.

[00:25:32]>> This just in. I have no idea what this is about. Take it away, David Brown.

[00:25:41]This just in. Couple weeks ago, German German tourist sues New York City taco shop for over $100,000 over dangerously spicy hot sauce that left him in non-stop pain.

[00:25:56]>> Okay. Do you want to continue?

[00:25:59]>> A German tourist tried to squeeze a Times Square taco spot for $100,000, claiming his Northern European tongue suffered non-stop pain from dangerously spicy salsa, but the judge said nine to the lawsuit. Wait, what is this? What?

[00:26:13]What is this from? This article. Who's Who's writing like this?

[00:26:16]>> Uh, it's California. California Post, bro. What the hell is that, bro? It's hella news, bro.

[00:26:22]>> Is that like New York Post but California? Is it like a like a >> I think so.

[00:26:25]>> Is it a rag?

[00:26:26]>> Yeah, probably.

[00:26:27]>> Ali rag.

[00:26:28]>> It's written pretty professionally.

[00:26:29]>> Yeah. Nine. Falmans, a self-described spice intolerant traveler from Shammerhoffen, Germany, claimed he suffered diarrhea, nausea, and mouth tongue blisters, which caused non-stop pain after loading up. No >> one dos trace tacos at los tacos numero uno in August 2024.

[00:26:53]>> By the way, no one gets [ __ ] just in two and a half years ago from Dick.

[00:26:57]>> This just in this guy's a [ __ ] When was the article written? Well, I don't know. Whatever. I just saw it. But um so this guy, he came to New York.

[00:27:05]>> European tongue.

[00:27:06]>> He came to New York for like not a super long time. He sued what was it? Uno something tacos for two spices of salsa.

[00:27:14]And there's a funny comment in there from like one of the worker like uh it was like mild.

[00:27:18]>> Yeah. There's also I don't care how people don't get blisters and no one has to warn you. So he he sued them for over 100k. He sued um Walmart for their like poor Wi-Fi and then and then >> are we are we at risk of being sued? Our Wi-Fi Yeah. Yeah.

[00:27:38]>> My lawyers will be in touch.

[00:27:39]>> God damn it.

[00:27:40]>> And then he sued NYPD because he reported a crime.

[00:27:45]>> Obsessive coping.

[00:27:46]>> He reported a crime and they refused to accept his international phone number as like a I don't know like a follow-up or like a witness or something. So he sued NYPD. He had three lawsuits on his >> Maybe maybe immigrants are the problem if you think about it. Maybe this is an issue.

[00:28:03]>> The Aryan Nation might be >> build established whites are the problem.

[00:28:07]>> N I don't know about that. I don't know.

[00:28:09]That's insane. Did he win?

[00:28:11]>> That's good.

[00:28:12]>> Did he win?

[00:28:12]>> No [ __ ] chance.

[00:28:14]>> I mean, there's been some lawsuits.

[00:28:15]People win some crazy lawsuits.

[00:28:16]>> I think the judge like literally told him to [ __ ] off.

[00:28:19]>> I don't think literally. I think I think she actually may have literally >> I don't think she literally said [ __ ] off.

[00:28:24]>> Literally, she said the picture is good.

[00:28:26]>> There's no things to show me. Show me.

[00:28:27]>> Here's my evidence.

[00:28:28]>> That's what I sent you.

[00:28:29]>> I've seen that face.

[00:28:30]>> NO, I SENT IT TO YOU.

[00:28:32]>> That's what it was. Why is he doing Oh, is he Wait, >> that's his tongue. His poor sad [ __ ] >> Show me the blisters. How many blisters did you count the blisters? I It's blurry, dude.

[00:28:42]>> It's It's ridiculous. For someone living in Germany and eating nothing spicy to a very big sp shocking physically and mentally. Yeah, Grandpa.

[00:28:53]>> People are so weak.

[00:28:55]>> People are so good weak.

[00:28:56]>> Thanks.

[00:28:57]>> I don't know. I mean, Dave's makes you sign like the waiver to get the reaper sauce, but I don't know if that's even like >> it is legit, but I don't even know if like >> I don't I don't know if you can even sue for that kind of [ __ ] No, it's >> I ordered the spicy salsa and it was spicy.

[00:29:14]>> Yeah. What the Well, I'm the the coffee person going back to the '9s when the person tells us burn themselves on hot coffee. Coffee is too hot and maybe don't pour in your lap, idiot.

[00:29:24]>> And he also said despite admitting he never asked staff about the heat or even bothered to sniff the sauce before doussing his dinner. Mans argued that the restaurant failed to warn him of every possible harm, including that Mexican salt. The dog is eating your balls.

[00:29:40]>> Actually, >> can you can you get the ball napkin from him? Where did he even get that?

[00:29:45]>> Oh, me. Eat me.

[00:29:46]>> Where did he get that?

[00:29:48]>> I kicked it under the desk.

[00:29:51]>> Here, chew on your >> He loves He loves salt. What do you want?

[00:29:54]>> Um I got So this this story reminds me >> See the But the George The George The judge did say [ __ ] off. She said >> No, she didn't.

[00:30:02]>> She said his [ __ ] off >> his aversion. His aversion to his car.

[00:30:08]His aversion to spice and flavor is his own burden to manage, not society's at large. [ __ ] off.

[00:30:17]>> You dumb [ __ ] You dumb dumb [ __ ] You dumb [ __ ] >> You want to take it from the top?

[00:30:25]>> Yeah, let's try it.

[00:30:27]>> Come on. Listen for the guy.

[00:30:29]>> He will rock you.

[00:30:34]>> He will.

[00:30:36]>> The heat will rock you. This is for the guy.

[00:30:38]>> Oh, >> is that Mark Wber again?

[00:30:44]>> Yeah.

[00:30:45]>> Okay.

[00:30:47]>> Super love.

[00:30:58]>> That's all. But the heat will rock you.

[00:31:00]>> Very good.

[00:31:01]>> You've seen that movie, right?

[00:31:02]>> No.

[00:31:03]>> Dude, I >> did you think I was going to say yes?

[00:31:05]>> Kind of boogie. Can I have your balls napkin?

[00:31:08]>> No. Why? What? You just have my balls, baby.

[00:31:11]>> I just spilled.

[00:31:12]>> Oh, I got I got all kinds of napkins.

[00:31:14]>> Huh? That's fine.

[00:31:15]>> Yeah. Yeah. Um, >> see what Fender's doing.

[00:31:18]>> Yes. But first, watch Boogie Nights.

[00:31:21]>> Yeah.

[00:31:21]>> Dirk Digler.

[00:31:22]>> It's a real It's a really, really, really good movie.

[00:31:25]>> It's like every frame of it is perfect.

[00:31:26]It's a great story. It's a good It's a good movie about um >> It's a classic tale of a porn star's life falling apart.

[00:31:33]>> Classic. I watch that movie in its own version once or twice a day.

[00:31:38]>> You go you go >> usually for like 60 seconds.

[00:31:41]>> Cool. Cool. Uh yeah, Fender is being kind of a it's kind of a little rough, right?

[00:31:46]>> Kind of a joke. Even though they're very kind to me. That guitar behind you. They gave me that for free. So >> I know. I feel like everybody's afraid to say anything.

[00:31:53]>> No, but so explain what's going on. You say it.

[00:31:56]>> Fender >> musical instrument company.

[00:31:58]>> Yes. Makes instruments. They made the first electric guitar. Leo Fender. And when you think about like what an electric guitar is, you're probably picturing the Stratacastaster, which is like the most famous guitar model ever.

[00:32:11]>> Do you know what the sh what a Stratacaster looks like?

[00:32:14]>> Okay.

[00:32:15]>> I do know that my dad was obsessed with the fact that you didn't get a You got a Telecaster, right?

[00:32:19]>> No, I have a Telecaster, but I'm newly obsessed with Jazz Masters and I've gotten two and I'm working on more.

[00:32:25]>> Is my dad obsessed with that you didn't get a Telecaster or a Strat?

[00:32:28]>> I think a Telecaster. Okay. Anyway, it doesn't matter.

[00:32:31]>> Yeah. Anyways, the Stratacaster was like the first model and it's the most famous [ __ ] guitar ever. And I think they what do they own? The trademark but not the copyright of the shape.

[00:32:41]>> The headstock of a Fender is a very classic shape. Like even the base behind you that headstock that shape, >> okay, >> is is that's patented by Fender, but they never patented like the body shape like you know the the shape of the body.

[00:32:55]And uh Well, you're looking around, so I'm trying to help you like show you where >> you were talking to me. I was just comparing. Yeah, I was talking to you.

[00:33:01]>> I was like being [ __ ] when you were like the body shape. The shape of a body >> because you're looking at the [ __ ] ceiling. I don't know.

[00:33:08]>> But yeah, so they they didn't patent the headstock, but now they're doing what?

[00:33:13]>> Uh they're sending cease and desists to every company who is making anything with the same body shape.

[00:33:18]>> So they're trying to shut down like a bunch of other companies.

[00:33:22]>> Oh, that's not cool.

[00:33:23]>> Like and it's it's not it's not like don't make any more. It's like burn all of the merchandise you've already made.

[00:33:30]>> Oh, they're doing that, >> I think. So, that's what I heard. Don't quote me.

[00:33:33]>> Basically, no more sales of what you're doing.

[00:33:34]>> Yeah. You can't sell anything that has like our classic body [ __ ] but that's like been public domain.

[00:33:40]>> Dozens of companies.

[00:33:41]>> They never trademarked it.

[00:33:42]>> No, >> that's [ __ ] up.

[00:33:44]>> So now, but now, which there's an argument to be made that like it is their design, so maybe they but they should have done it from the beginning.

[00:33:51]If they knew enough to trademark the heads heads >> stock, >> if they knew enough to trademark that, they should have known enough to trade >> which people rip off anyway. And people still make those.

[00:33:59]>> Uh everything I've seen is everyone's just pissed at them. Like I don't think it's going to get them more sales as much as it's going to make people be like, "Fuck you."

[00:34:06]>> It'll make people boycott it a little bit.

[00:34:08]>> It's a little Yeah, it's pretentious.

[00:34:09]Yeah, >> because I understand that mom and pop are mimicking that thing, but like >> how much of their of Fender's money are really like taking away?

[00:34:21]>> Well, there No, there is some >> a smidgen.

[00:34:23]>> There are some there are some high-end companies who like there's a company called Nash guitars who basically do Fender full-on Fender knockoffs, but like higher higher quality.

[00:34:33]>> Yep. And they're more expensive obviously and people like them, but they're not >> It's what Tracy plays.

[00:34:39]>> Oh, really? Yeah. They're great guitars.

[00:34:40]Oh, her Strat is one, right?

[00:34:41]>> Yeah. She's got a Nash.

[00:34:42]>> And they're awesome.

[00:34:44]>> Okay.

[00:34:44]>> But I can't imagine they're taking >> millions or hundreds of millions of money away.

[00:34:50]>> Right.

[00:34:51]>> I have a question. Not about guitars, but similar.

[00:34:53]>> Well, we're talking about guitars, so >> No, go ahead.

[00:34:57]We can talk to him. I'm gonna be over here. I'm not gonna listen.

[00:34:59]>> Okay.

[00:34:59]>> I'll be the judge. [ __ ] off. get tell me like four not obscure but like um not generic but like quintessential rich people cars uh um car manufacturers >> like how super rich or any just >> when you have status >> and then some >> you you do one then I'll do one >> Aston Martin Bugatti >> Ferrari Mercedes >> okay >> that's four >> that's like >> Rolls-Royce >> billionaire though is >> not necessarily >> okay >> BMW W Audi McLaren.

[00:35:33]>> Okay. Okay. So my question is are those for realies are those vehicles objectively >> better which is I that I'm pausing cuz I'm like they are objectively better than >> like a Honda Civic >> something like that. Yeah. Like and why?

[00:35:51]What is it that makes them better?

[00:35:53]>> You got to take this one. I don't know.

[00:35:54]>> Sure. What? Like do you remember she had a car for a long time called a Yurus. Do you know what a Yurus is?

[00:36:01]>> I think so. Yeah.

[00:36:02]>> Okay. Let's be reasonable what we're comparing.

[00:36:05]>> I just want to explain I want to explain how you can tell the difference.

[00:36:07]>> I'm trying to, but you're interrupting me.

[00:36:10]>> I would love to.

[00:36:10]>> I'm watching you, Dad.

[00:36:12]>> Cool.

[00:36:12]>> Um, who taught you how to do this stuff.

[00:36:15]um your when you drive your even your like the car you have now, we're not gonna say what it is, but like uh which is it's a great car, >> but lower-end cars like a Toyota compared to a Mercedes, like when you drive a Yurus, you feel like you're in an empty aluminum can where if a stiff breeze comes through, >> you're worried you might get blown off the road. Mhm.

[00:36:37]>> When you're in an Audi or a Mercedes or even like a high-end >> like a a high-end Mustang or a high-end any of that stuff, >> the car feels planted and heavy and you feel like you're stuck to the road. I don't know how they do it. Like the steering isn't just like it's like it takes a little bit and just feels more I don't know. It feels like you're you're planted more on the road and I don't know how they do that. It it's it's it responds differently. It takes corners better. Like uh like if if you took your car now at a turn if we're going 70 be a little scary.

[00:37:12]>> If you're in a Porsche, a Porsche, another high-end one.

[00:37:14]>> A Porsche you could do it at at 120 mph and you don't even feel like you're moving.

[00:37:19]>> Which leads me to that question. Why are we driving 120 m an hour around curves?

[00:37:23]>> So it's so fun.

[00:37:25]>> And there is no canyon that is even remotely close to 120 m.

[00:37:29]>> Oh, I don't even know why cars go over the speed limit forever. Like this what I'm saying objectively that does not make it a better car.

[00:37:38]>> Funny how much better would our society be if they just made cars so like it knows the road and it will only let you go like a max of five to 10 over the speed limit like >> or why why even over the speed just have it be why do cars go over 75 miles an hour?

[00:37:52]>> Especially new cars where it's like it can tell every road I turn on my car's like speed limit 70 >> or whatever. Not every road insane. Um, but they're also made with higher they're better quality quality parts. Like uh instead of cloth, you get like perforated leather that like blows AC up your [ __ ] >> Um, >> let's talk about performance rather than comfort.

[00:38:14]>> Sure. I mean, power-wise, if if you if you want power and like your car, >> my current let me do the impression of when we're trying to merge on the highway.

[00:38:22]>> It is just so listeners and everybody, it it's identical.

[00:38:26]>> This is going from 20 to 60.

[00:38:36]That that is lit quite like how close is that to what it really sounds like?

[00:38:41]>> It's identical to the point where every time I have to merge onto the freeway I'm like >> and I don't want people to see me. I'll like duck down just like that.

[00:38:48]>> And he like matches matches it.

[00:38:51]>> But if you're in even in my truck or even in in a in a Volvo, you're just like whoosh, you there.

[00:38:57]>> It just it responds. The best part about electric is like the power is right there.

[00:39:02]>> I've never even in a higherend car.

[00:39:05]>> This is sounds so like but you feel like you're part of the car like you're working with it.

[00:39:09]>> Grossest thing you've ever said easily.

[00:39:11]>> Why? Why? It's fun. Like you you feel like you're um you feel like you're working together and like it it it feels like it knows what you it knows what you are trying to do. It knows what it just >> What's the nicest car you've ever driven?

[00:39:26]>> Um >> you had one. You had a good one. the Audi owned one. Yeah, >> that wasn't There were much nicer car I've driven nicer cars than that.

[00:39:32]>> Sure, but I'm just saying you like you owned a good car.

[00:39:34]>> I've driven a couple really nice Porsches when I was in when I worked at a gas station when I was 16 17. I I the gas station was right near a bunch of dealerships. It was probably 96 or 97.

[00:39:45]One of the my guys I I know from the dealerships came in driving a brand new Corvette, like a brand new high-end Corvette.

[00:39:52]>> And I was like, "Can you let me can I drive this thing?" He goes, "Yes, but just don't please don't crash it." So, I got to like take it, rip it up up up and down the road for a couple minutes, and that was like being 17 and driving a brand new Corvette.

[00:40:07]>> It was like being an F-16 pilot. It was It was wild. I've driven um a couple really nice Mercedes.

[00:40:15]>> Nothing crazy. I I would like to drive like a McLaren or one of those sometime or Ferrari. Never driven a Ferrari.

[00:40:20]>> Do you have to double clutch on those? I can't drive anything that's manual.

[00:40:24]>> No. No.

[00:40:25]>> What's double clutch?

[00:40:26]>> Yeah.

[00:40:27]>> Are that like fancy cars you had to like hit the clutch twice or do something fancy?

[00:40:31]>> I don't know.

[00:40:33]>> What is it? What is it, buddy?

[00:40:34]>> Tell me. Tell them.

[00:40:36]>> What is it?

[00:40:38]>> Right now, it's the mirror.

[00:40:39]>> Is there something in our home?

[00:40:42]>> Um, sorry.

[00:40:42]>> What about you? Have you ever driven a nice car?

[00:40:44]>> No.

[00:40:45]>> Oh, >> I don't know if I've honestly I don't know if I've ever driven anything like super nice. Like Tracy's Lexus is pretty nice.

[00:40:52]>> Okay. But it's like the EV SUV.

[00:40:55]>> Okay.

[00:40:56]>> And that thing is like it's hard when I drive it to not like step on the gas or whatever you want to call it.

[00:41:05]>> Cuz it it is [ __ ] fast. Like my EV is it's an EV, so it's very responsive, but hers will like it'll go pretty [ __ ] quick if you punch it.

[00:41:14]>> I haven't driven a real I've only driven one Tesla, but it was a Cybert truck.

[00:41:18]And I was still blown away. I was blown away how fast that was. Is that >> Yeah, I believe that's probably fast.

[00:41:22]>> Teslas are like people complain if you're sitting in the back seat or passengers like they'll make you sick because they're just so >> you're just I went for >> moving so much. I was a passenger in one that had the Ludicrous mode, >> you know, that where like you just launch.

[00:41:36]>> Yeah.

[00:41:36]>> And uh I was hanging out at a friend's house and and he was talking about he just got a Tesla and he was talking about Ludicrous mode and I was like, I've never even been in a Tesla. He goes, "You haven't experienced like the Ludicrous mode." I'm like, "No." He goes, "Let's go." So, we're in Hollywood. We found like a kind of a quiet street in Hollywood and I was just sitting in the seat normal and he goes, "Put your head back." Like, "Why?" He goes, "You're going to want to put your head back otherwise you're going to get you're going to get hurt."

[00:42:01]>> And I just on the back of the seat and he punched it and >> it is like a feeling I've never felt before. It's faster than a freef fall.

[00:42:09]>> Yeah.

[00:42:09]>> And I I couldn't take my head off the back of the seat. It was It was >> It was like being in one of those centrifugal force >> like NASA test pilot things. It's crazy.

[00:42:19]It's crazy. Electric power is so much different than gas power.

[00:42:22]>> I'm almost tempted to like try and get a Model Y >> for my next car.

[00:42:27]>> Like the Tesla SUV.

[00:42:28]>> Is that the intro? Like the intro first.

[00:42:31]>> Yeah, it's you knowing um semis.

[00:42:35]>> What?

[00:42:35]>> They're talking about putting a >> in semi-truckss. The big trucks.

[00:42:39]>> They've shown those off. I don't know if they're like their production halted.

[00:42:43]like there was issues, but now that like within the next 6 months to a year, they're putting them out to see how they do.

[00:42:48]>> I can't imagine how big those batteries have to be because if they're doing long haul stuff with heavy trailers, that's going to >> miles.

[00:42:55]>> That's not much >> cuz like diesel trucks now have multiple tanks that have like, you know, thousand gallons of fuel.

[00:43:01]>> It's not that much. Yeah, I don't think it'll >> cool idea for >> I think the only way it works is if you can like when you get to 500 miles, you can stop somewhere and they just throw in new batteries, which is what I always thought like the best idea for >> I think swap a battery out.

[00:43:15]>> Well, you swap the battery and re that recharges.

[00:43:18]>> Yeah, cuz they had cars that I think were like hydrogen or something, but they took like these tubes >> and each car would have like a couple of them in the back. Do not quote me on this. I'm a [ __ ] idiot.

[00:43:28]>> Dan, can you can you clip this and quote it?

[00:43:30]>> Yeah. confirmed. I'm pretty sure I saw it. They obviously never took off, but the idea was like, >> "Here's Dave Brown with Consumer Reports."

[00:43:36]>> The idea was like you go through all of your fuel, whatever the [ __ ] is in those things, and you pull up to a station, and you just hand off your empty tanks, and they just slap in like eight full ones, and then they take those empties and fill them, and you just pay for the gas, and like it's just an exchange type, >> literally a propane tank, like like we do with a grill.

[00:43:52]>> I don't understand enough about cars to know why you couldn't do that with like an EV. Why can't I just pull up somewhere and be like, "Hey, here's like a standardized, there's three different battery types depending on what manufacturer you have or whatever and they just go pop it out, put in a completely charged battery, clip you on, and you're on your way." Supply demand.

[00:44:11]>> Or people could just give you like a broken battery or they have to know that you're getting a real one or like I don't know.

[00:44:16]>> You have to have like authorized dealers or >> kind of or a way to tell that it's not a fake or I don't know. I don't know.

[00:44:22]>> It seems doable. Sure.

[00:44:24]>> I don't know. like as legit as a gas station is. Like what's I don't know.

[00:44:29]>> I think there's enough like dude, you pull up to any electric charger in public and there's lines of people waiting to use fast chargers like all over the place.

[00:44:38]>> How how long does a fast charge actually take?

[00:44:41]>> Um it really depends. Like my car I feel like charges kind of slow compared to other ones, but like you can get zero to 80% in like 30 minutes.

[00:44:52]>> Okay. And I think they have some that are even faster. I just my car >> I'm too impatient for this kind of thing.

[00:44:58]>> It's hard. That's why I don't I don't go to fast chargers as much. I'll like >> I'll leave it.

[00:45:03]>> Do you guys have one at your building?

[00:45:05]>> Uh Tracy's brother does. So I'll just leave my car there like once every other week. I'll just leave it overnight there.

[00:45:11]>> Okay.

[00:45:11]>> Whatever.

[00:45:12]>> Would you ever want to go to a race car a racetrack and like drive high-end cars?

[00:45:16]>> Yeah, if I didn't have to pay a [ __ ] ton of money. I'm not like a gear head by any means. I bet it would be fun. I I think as fun as that sounds, I'd have just as much fun going to go-karts.

[00:45:26]>> I love go-karts.

[00:45:27]>> Yeah. Also, the way the way that you actually drive in real life, I don't think you would utilize a sports car the way it's supposed to be driven.

[00:45:33]>> Go ahead, dude.

[00:45:35]>> No, like it's >> elaborate on that. No, you just drive like an [ __ ] dude.

[00:45:39]>> No, I drive like I'm having fun.

[00:45:41]>> Have you been in the car with him?

[00:45:42]>> I have.

[00:45:43]>> Like this is He thinks I'm a very dangerous driver.

[00:45:46]>> I don't think you're very dangerous. I think you drive excessively fast because it is fun. I get it.

[00:45:52]>> I think it is fun >> to like just punch the gas and fly around corners and [ __ ] Tracy thinks you drive super dangerous and she's only been in the car with you once and I don't even think you were driving that bad when she was in the car.

[00:46:03]>> I think there was >> You're not allowed to ride with him.

[00:46:07]>> Vindicated.

[00:46:07]>> She's such a grandma. It's crazy.

[00:46:09]>> I know, dude.

[00:46:09]>> But I remember the ride with her. There was someone stopped in front of me and I had to hit the brakes pretty hard and I think I know that that's when this started. I would ask her. I'm curious.

[00:46:20]Um, >> I don't even remember when we were all in the car.

[00:46:22]>> Dave Brown, this is a reference you probably won't get, but everyone else will. He's like Mr. Magcoo when you're in the car with >> I know Mr. Magcoo. He won't cross the finish line on an iron board.

[00:46:31]>> Come on now.

[00:46:33]>> And and and you will not change lanes if someone's slow in front of you. You'll stay with it for [ __ ] 92 miles. You will not merge. You will not go around anybody.

[00:46:41]>> I genuinely I did this today. Sometimes I like staying behind somebody who's driving super slow because it's easier to eat my burrito in the slow lane.

[00:46:48]>> I hate you. I hate you. Especially today when I was trying to dip it in the salsa while I'm going down the highway. It's easier to do that at 45 behind the truck. You may as well drive drunk.

[00:46:57]There's no way you're paying as much attention.

[00:47:00]>> Funny you should say that. I WAS HAMMERED, >> TOO. THAT'S so amazing.

[00:47:04]>> When's the last time you drove drunk?

[00:47:08]>> Maybe. Don't be honest.

[00:47:09]>> Yeah, seriously. Maybe just >> No, I'm trying to think like >> drunk drunk like cuz I'll go out and have like a beer or two and like two beers is usually the limit.

[00:47:19]>> I can't switch cameras anymore.

[00:47:21]>> Yeah. What about even on here? Is it still recording?

[00:47:24]>> Are we broken?

[00:47:25]>> So, it's just going to be on split screen.

[00:47:27]>> Okay. The [ __ ] >> Oh, it's doing it now.

[00:47:29]>> Great.

[00:47:30]>> Sorry, everybody.

[00:47:30]>> Take a note, please. Uh, what?

[00:47:33]>> Uh, I don't know the last time I drove like drunk drunk. I stopped doing it >> selfishly like when I started touring and started realizing like >> oh if I get a DUI I can't go out of the states without spending like five grand >> and Canada will not want to see you at all.

[00:47:51]>> Yeah. So like once I kind of realized like >> this is such a dumb once I realized the the potential repercussions of me not being able to go to Canada. M >> well listen hey hey you know what honestly I know you say that like like shame on you but >> at least you realized before something happened.

[00:48:08]>> No I know and trust me advanced you know that's good >> when I was like in my early 20s dude we used to host an open mic at a bar and so every Sunday night >> like a comedy thing.

[00:48:19]>> No like concert like >> Oh >> me and my little rap group.

[00:48:23]>> Oh okay. So we would go, we would set up this PA in the corner of a bar and like we'd perform or like the bartender would come play acoustic guitar. We just whoever wanted to get up. It's like, "Cool, jump up. Like we got a couple microphones. Do whatever you want to do."

[00:48:36]>> Cool.

[00:48:36]>> Yeah, it was cool.

[00:48:38]>> They would give us so many drinks for free. Dude, I drove home blackout like once a week from that place. It was like 20 minutes from my place.

[00:48:45]>> Happy survived.

[00:48:47]>> So dumb.

[00:48:48]>> It's so stupid. All of you people out there who still do it. So dumb, >> especially with Uber and [ __ ] now.

[00:48:54]Especially no excuse.

[00:48:56]>> Yeah, that that wasn't a thing back then. There was cabs. I'm not just It was stupid as [ __ ] I was young.

[00:49:02]>> I mean, get a taxi. If it takes you 3 hours to walk home, walk home.

[00:49:06]>> The amount of nights I remember like either not going home at all, just waking up at home or like remember being on the road like you got this like one eyeing it and you're like, "Oh, [ __ ] Thank god nothing ever happened."

[00:49:17]>> I've never been drunk so I don't under I don't understand. Like in my mind I'm like, "How can people do it?" But I guess when you're drunk, you're you're literally not thinking clearly high.

[00:49:25]>> No, I do, >> bro.

[00:49:27]>> You drive with like maybe not super take it easy super stoned, >> but also like drastically different.

[00:49:33]>> I literally couldn't do that.

[00:49:35]>> Yeah. But if I took it like a two a 2.5 I'm not if I took out of like 0.1 for me.

[00:49:42]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's like barely doesn't even register that like one beer. Maybe one beer for me. I don't know. Well, that's what I'm trying to like gauge cuz like I can't >> but I do not drive high >> high. I can't drive. Yeah.

[00:49:54]>> If it's even a little bit of me being like, whoa.

[00:49:56]>> Yeah.

[00:49:57]>> No chance.

[00:49:58]>> Yeah.

[00:49:58]>> Yeah. Me too.

[00:50:01]>> You had a boy.

[00:50:02]>> Yeah. I wouldn't drive.

[00:50:03]>> I haven't been high in a long time. But also like I never cared about driving high.

[00:50:06]>> Remember when you were vaping last year?

[00:50:08]>> Yeah.

[00:50:08]>> Oh my god. I forgot all about that. I know.

[00:50:11]>> That was cool. How come I can high? You just don't feel you're not feeling like it.

[00:50:15]It's just never as fun as I remember it being.

[00:50:18]>> And I think it's one of those things like if you do it regularly, you get over that initial like, oh, I just have anxiety and I'm freaking out. The last couple times I've done it, I'm like, I got the day off or I got the night off.

[00:50:28]Like [ __ ] take some edibles. I'm going to chill out. I'm going to watch a movie. I'm like Tracy's at work. I'm going to play video games for like hours and just mellow. Yeah. And then I eat edibles and the next thing I'm like scrubbing my kitchen sink for no reason and being like, "You should be DOING MORE WITH YOUR LIFE." AND YOU'RE LIKE, "This isn't fun. This isn't a good time.

[00:50:47]I want it to be relaxing." And it just hasn't for experienced relaxing.

[00:50:52]>> I'm I'm off this week. I'm taking this week off. Okay. Just cuz I want to for this [ __ ] for this goddamn Bush gig.

[00:50:58]I want to be as clear-headed as possible. That's the other thing. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. You're Dude, I get it. You'll be fine.

[00:51:06]I also got Oh, I got some other news. I uh going to contact in the desert at the UFO convention or was it uh conference?

[00:51:13]Convention sounds a little bit more dorky.

[00:51:15]>> Little little Comic-Con, but yeah, >> convention, I guess it or conference.

[00:51:19]>> Conference. Yeah.

[00:51:20]>> Um the the podcast Weaponized with Jeremy Corbell and George Knapp. Uh the organizer of the of the conference um asked me if I would introduce them.

[00:51:31]>> Oh, >> that's kind of cool.

[00:51:32]>> Nice, dude.

[00:51:33]>> I was like, "Yeah, sounds great." I said, "Yes." And then hung up. I'm like, m, >> okay, now I got to write something and like speak to a a big conference hall and introduce these guys.

[00:51:42]>> Yeah.

[00:51:42]>> So, I'm quite nervous, but also quite honored and it should be it should be fun.

[00:51:46]>> I think it's awesome.

[00:51:46]>> Yeah, dude.

[00:51:47]>> It's kind of a kind of a cool thing to be asked.

[00:51:48]>> It's very cool.

[00:51:50]>> Yeah.

[00:51:50]>> Um, and this is not coming out. Okay.

[00:51:53]>> This might come Oh, it's next week.

[00:51:55]>> Yeah. So, I I can say this then. So, also they they do like um thing called podcast in the desert. So, the way the festival work or festival [ __ ] convention, whatever it is, it's at a hotel and there's a bunch of different lecture halls and there there's stuff going on at all times and there's like a a room that's just for people to do like live podcasts and I do this thing every Friday on the night shift channel with uh my friend Clint and Xander and Pavle and we call it Doomer Friday. That's the kind of the name of the show and it's kind of become it's become a very very cool thing where other people in eupfology kind of pop in and we have >> it's kind of become like like a cool place to be. Um it kind of feels like the Howard Stern of UFOs sort of. It's a really cool thing.

[00:52:37]>> So I was hoping that we could do a live podcast there this year and was talking about trying to organize it and they had already booked it up and they said, you know, sorry we can't do it this year but you know maybe let's let's circle back next year and see what happens. So, it just turns out one of the podcasts dropped out and we've been asked to [ __ ] do it. So, >> that's great. We're very excited.

[00:52:58]>> I'm somebody, guys.

[00:53:00]>> Yeah, dude. Get >> somebody. So, that'll be fun.

[00:53:03]>> Does that make you nervous?

[00:53:04]>> Yeah.

[00:53:05]>> Are you going to wear a rare form shirt?

[00:53:07]>> Probably an OFAM shirt.

[00:53:08]>> I bet that's the most comfy you're going to be.

[00:53:10]>> Yeah, probably. At least I'm with people for that.

[00:53:13]>> Oh, yeah. For sure. And I don't I don't actually I don't pimp it out enough, but I have another podcast about UFOs called Others from Another Mother. And I would appreciate if you guys have any interest in uh learning about some weird [ __ ] or learning more about weird [ __ ] If you're into it, please go subscribe to Others from Another Mother on YouTube or anywhere you get podcasts, Spotify, Apple, whatever, whatever. Um you've been a part of a few of those. We've had some good chats before.

[00:53:36]>> Um I really love it.

[00:53:38]>> I miss it. I don't know why. Like I was so into all of it.

[00:53:42]>> Get back in, bud. There's some stuff there's some stuff coming.

[00:53:44]>> I I try and I just for some reason it's just like it seems so much right now.

[00:53:48]I'm just like I can't like it's just I don't know. My brain's also weird. I've been trying to like dip back in because I know there's stuff happening and I just for some reason I'm just like can't lock in on it.

[00:53:59]>> Which is hilarious because for >> I mean for a lot of my life I go in and out of it but like when I'm in I'm like fully I mean you know like I had a period a couple years ago where was like >> so obsessed. you might want to get back in like like right the the White House >> I've heard of them.

[00:54:16]>> We [ __ ] we [ __ ] on the Trump administration for everything all the time. But I I do have to give credit where it's due.

[00:54:24]>> Yeah, >> I'm a big supporter.

[00:54:26]>> Yeah, of course. Of course. Cuz your dad, of course. Um but I will say that this this really is the only administration that has ever really addressed this issue. And two weeks ago, they're they're they're going through a process every couple weeks, >> delicately and appropriately, they're addressing it.

[00:54:46]>> What do you mean?

[00:54:47]>> [ __ ] Instagram pictures of AI, aliens, and chains, and shadows.

[00:54:51]>> I'm not saying it's perfect. And I'm also I'm not saying they're doing it right.

[00:54:55]>> That happened.

[00:54:56]>> Oh, you seen the picture?

[00:54:58]>> No.

[00:54:58]>> Will you pull it up while I explain?

[00:55:00]>> Just look for Trump alien picture.

[00:55:02]>> It's [ __ ] It's It's It's crazy. So, um, the White House a couple weeks ago started they're in the process of doing these bi-weekly or once a month >> like file dumps where they're showing what like slow >> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:55:15]>> And they're starting in the early days and kind of they're working up into the kind of weirder stuff. But I think this in in the next couple days >> they're supposed to be releasing um >> Oh, come on.

[00:55:25]>> Trump posted a picture of him walking on a military base with an alien in shackles. Is that the message we really want to be sending? Maybe that's the message he wants.

[00:55:34]>> Sexy Jack.

[00:55:35]>> First of all, like we're going to enslave them. Like that's the idea. We have the power. I don't think so, [ __ ] But I will say this administration, even though it's not being done for the right reasons. It's to distract from Epstein and Iran, which is also to distract from PS. Did you do you guys remember Venezuela and Cuba?

[00:55:53]You remember all that?

[00:55:54]>> Yeah, of course. Well, Cuba is still ongoing.

[00:55:55]>> No, but I'm saying >> yes, of course, all of them anymore. But >> UFOs are coming as a distraction from that. But still, >> they're releasing some crazy [ __ ] like like old like old old memos and um >> reports from the 40s, 50s, and 60s that people that wrote them never thought would be public. So, it's like, you know, generals talking to the White House or talking to the Department of Defense or whatever and acknowledging full-on like flying saucers, sort of crash retrieval programs. Uh uh they haven't really touched on the like the bodies and the beings yet.

[00:56:30]>> They won't, >> but they are.

[00:56:31]>> I mean, in a while.

[00:56:32]>> It's No, it's sooner than you think. I think. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:56:35]>> But it's the last of the of the pieces.

[00:56:38]>> I think the last stuff is going to be abduction stuff.

[00:56:40]>> Oh, okay.

[00:56:41]>> Cuz that's the that's kind of the biggest scariest part or genetic manipulation of things. Um, but the abduction thing will be the last thing because when you talk about abductions, uh, you basically have to tell the American people in the world that these whatever this is can take you from your bed in the middle of the night and there's nothing that you can do about it.

[00:57:01]>> And how do you tell people that like, you know, the US government is here to protect us, right? You're basically telling people we can't help you with this. Good luck.

[00:57:10]>> People are like, yeah, >> it's cool. Well, we've been dealing with pedophiles for >> I was going to say people are used to this administration taking them out of their bed.

[00:57:17]>> You're You're absolutely right. Are you absolutely right, but this is going back, you know, 80 years, but like this this week we're getting like I think 40 like 40 new videos are being dumped and crazy files >> and there's stuff coming soon apparently that is like >> way more interesting than any videos or pictures. So, we got some stuff. Um, I I've heard some stories of a of a couple highdefin crystal clear full color videos of like a Russian submarine with two flying saucers just going around the [ __ ] Russian sub.

[00:57:48]>> Jesus.

[00:57:48]>> And the craziest one, which Jeremy Corbel just talked about on a podcast, is a video from a Department of Energy base that has, you know, cameras all over the place. There is a uh building sized pyramid that comes up out of the ocean, turns 90 degrees, then goes over to the above the Department of Energy base and hovers above it for 10 hours.

[00:58:14][ __ ] That's on video. Um, and that's the stuff they're trying to get declassified, but we'll see what happens. So, >> I'm So, get back in. Things are getting things are getting things are getting >> disclosure come out. That's coming out soon.

[00:58:32]>> Disclosure day. Uh June 12th.

[00:58:34]>> June 12th.

[00:58:34]>> June 12th. Okay.

[00:58:35]>> Actually have an off day in the UK. So I'm going with my buddy Xander from that podcast. So we're going to go have my disclosure day off. Yep. Nice.

[00:58:43]>> So yeah, things are getting pretty spicy.

[00:58:45]>> Yeah. Again, I don't know. I'm also just my brain's fried.

[00:58:49]>> You know Lu Alzando Lu Alzando?

[00:58:51]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:58:52]>> He was on with uh >> he was just on with Jillian Michaels, right? like my old friend Jillian.

[00:58:57]>> That's right.

[00:58:57]>> No, I >> So, he was they were discussing what he's heard about like abductions and like hybrid breeding programs and and [ __ ] like that. Like kind of >> I just lost any credibility with that guy when he posted the reflection of the lamp. I'm sorry.

[00:59:12]>> Well, and the irrigation circles. He posted like these, you know, those when you're flying over the Midwest.

[00:59:17]>> Yeah. He posted one of those and said it was a saucer and people found it on Google Earth in like minutes being like, "Dude, it's a [ __ ] >> He went from being like here to here."

[00:59:26]So, anything now I'm just like, I don't know, dude. But that's I think that's also like why I have a >> there's just so much where I'm like, I don't know what to [ __ ] believe.

[00:59:35]>> Of course, >> I have no idea what's real.

[00:59:37]>> Of course, that's why >> no idea. And half the people in the field feel like they're just grifters.

[00:59:41]>> Yep.

[00:59:42]>> So, I don't know.

[00:59:43]>> Here you go. Um, yeah, it's a it's a good time. wild time. But >> you know what's tripping me out? Like did you see the >> you saw Trump in the White House with like Joe Rogan on the Ibagane thing?

[00:59:54]>> Yes.

[00:59:54]>> There's a dude standing next to Rogan who looks like Zack Galifanakis with long hair.

[00:59:59]>> Okay.

[00:59:59]>> Who's been like the biggest proponent of Ibagane?

[01:00:02]>> Okay.

[01:00:02]>> Which is like a >> What is he? Is he a doctor? Is he a scientist? Is he just a [ __ ] podcaster?

[01:00:07]>> I think he's just a dude who loves Ibeane. I don't think he's like an actual doctor, but he's just a heavy proponent for this like psychedelic that's supposed to be able to get you off of like opioid psychedelic.

[01:00:17]>> Yeah.

[01:00:17]>> Oh, I didn't know that. I thought I thought it was like a I thought it was one of those horse tranquilizer type shits.

[01:00:22]>> No, it's a psychedelic.

[01:00:23]>> It sounds like a hair thing like ro game.

[01:00:25]>> It does 100%. It's a >> grow your pubic hair thicker than ever.

[01:00:29]>> No, it's a psychedelic, but it's not fun. It's like you wouldn't ever take it like recreational. It's a miserable experience, but it's supposed to get you off of like the opioid epidemic type thing. Like it's it can kind of cure you of like heroin addiction and fentanyl addiction, that kind of [ __ ] >> And even though it's like a Rogan Trump thing, it it sounds like there kind of is some science to it where it might actually >> And I bring it up because that dude who looks like Zack Galifanakis, >> Obie just put his toy on my lap.

[01:00:59]>> I just looked down and there's a dog toy on my lap. If >> you're not watching, it was actually a double-ended dildo.

[01:01:03]>> Yes.

[01:01:04]Uh, oh no, it just tripped me out cuz I saw that picture of them all in the White House and like I've >> done a podcast with that I guy, yeah, with Jillian Michaels. He was on her show and it just cracked me up cuz I like saw a picture. I'm like, we all sat in the control room after I miked that dude up and listened to his podcast episode. We were just laughing about like, >> do you think he was crazy? Do you seem crazy? Oh, no. He was just He looks like Zack Alifanak is his brother, >> but he also like talks with this very low southern sweet calm draw.

[01:01:37]>> Like just the way he talks is so funny.

[01:01:40]>> I just remember being like fascinated during that episode when we did it.

[01:01:43]>> I looked this guy up.

[01:01:44]>> Yeah.

[01:01:45]>> I have a game.

[01:01:45]>> It's also just weird to see somebody like >> how you spell it.

[01:01:48]>> I O G A I N E. That's what I thought.

[01:01:50]>> It's just weird to see somebody that you've met >> Yeah. That's really >> standing next to the president in the Oval Office. You're like, "Oh [ __ ] >> that's weird."

[01:01:57]>> I didn't realize like when I was doing the Jillian Michael show like >> Holy [ __ ] you're so right.

[01:02:02]>> Yeah.

[01:02:04]>> Wait. Oh. Um, he killed himself, didn't he?

[01:02:07]>> Uh, I mean like yesterday within a week.

[01:02:09]I mean, he was in the White House like a week ago.

[01:02:11]>> Oh, this was a week ago. Sorry.

[01:02:13]>> I thought you're thinking of Ryan Dunn.

[01:02:14]>> No, remember that um >> like the like Well, this gives it away if you're going to watch documentary, but I can't think of it. It was like a guy who we watched a documentary, Dan, and like he was like very into like self-help and I think using psychedelics to cure people.

[01:02:32]>> Uh and then he killed himself.

[01:02:34]>> Yeah. Yeah. For for um um uh PTSD and like military guys, right?

[01:02:39]>> Yeah, I think so. And he [ __ ] offed himself.

[01:02:42]>> Something like that.

[01:02:43]>> Brian Huard. That's this dude.

[01:02:44]>> Brian Hubard. Hubard.

[01:02:46]>> It's funny. When I did like uh >> is that is he like a What's that again?

[01:02:50]Wait, who's Hubard? Um, I want to say Muslim.

[01:02:52]>> He's not a Scientologist. No.

[01:02:54]>> Okay.

[01:02:54]>> Elron.

[01:02:55]>> Elron.

[01:02:56]>> Elron.

[01:02:56]>> I did that Jillian Michael show and I don't follow any of the pl like aside I didn't know anything about her. Almost none of her guests that came in I knew anything about.

[01:03:05]>> Just a different world.

[01:03:07]>> It's a different world.

[01:03:08]>> Um, Biggest Loser.

[01:03:10]>> Yeah, she's a she was a big fitness person. That's how she >> Oh, that's right.

[01:03:13]>> and then kind of shifted into politics.

[01:03:15]But it's funny now in posts like a lot of the people who are on that show I see everywhere.

[01:03:21]>> Really?

[01:03:22]>> I mean look I did Candace Owens on that show. I didn't know who the [ __ ] she was. Now I see her.

[01:03:28]>> What do you mean?

[01:03:29]>> She was on Julian Michaels podcast. She was on Biggest Loser. No, that was funny. Don't look at her like she's crazy. That was funny.

[01:03:37]>> I can't believe that reaction is so funny.

[01:03:40]>> Well, like you got hung up on you like knew whatever. [ __ ] it.

[01:03:44]I I get it. I get it.

[01:03:45]>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

[01:03:47]>> OKAY. ANYWAY, >> ANYWAYS, it's just funny seeing all these people. I'm like, I worked with that person.

[01:03:52]>> Same with like I did Shane Smith has questions. He's the guy who started Vice.

[01:03:56]>> Awesome.

[01:03:56]>> Yeah.

[01:03:57]>> Yeah. He started Vice News.

[01:03:59]>> I was doing his podcast for a long time too, like doing audio and like people I didn't think about at all.

[01:04:05]>> I'm like, dude, I I miked up Jordan Peterson and like Brian What's up? Who's the guy who like drinks baby blood?

[01:04:11]>> Brian Johnson. Yeah, Brian Johnson. Just weird people that I did did not know anything about these people. I'm like, "All right, here's your microphone." And then like I leave and over the course of the interview like, "Holy [ __ ] >> Smith was great. He's a very very good interviewer."

[01:04:25]>> Yeah, he was cool.

[01:04:26]>> He's cool. He's >> We definitely did some interviews where you're like, "That's never seeing the light of day." Where he cuz he's just interviewing crazy [ __ ] people >> who were like, "Oh, this lady is like out of her [ __ ] mind."

[01:04:36]>> So crazy that you can't air it.

[01:04:38]>> Yeah. I think there was a couple like where even he was like that's not going anywhere. Like just weird [ __ ] It's got to be hard to tell someone, hey, just so you know, like your interview is not coming out >> cuz you you come across like a lunatic.

[01:04:51]O >> yeah. Yeah, that'd be scary.

[01:04:52]>> Mhm.

[01:04:53]>> Um let's see if this one comes out.

[01:04:55]We'll see. We'll see. You're scary.

[01:04:56]>> If if if you guys are hearing this, that means we decided to put it out.

[01:04:59]>> A lunatic.

[01:05:00]>> I am a lunatic.

[01:05:01]>> Wow.

[01:05:01]>> Um >> that's that, guys.

[01:05:04]>> That is Do you have anything more to add? That is that >> that's that that's how the cookie crumb That's how the cookie >> crumbies.

[01:05:10]>> That's how they say. Uh you got anything, darling?

[01:05:12]>> Where can people find you >> on the couch doing a jigsaw puzzle on an iPad? Passwords.

[01:05:19]>> Finish. Passwords or jigsaws? What? What are you more into right now?

[01:05:21]>> I don't even know what [ __ ] passwords is. You mean crosswords? Cross words.

[01:05:25]>> Yeah.

[01:05:25]>> Okay.

[01:05:26]>> Holy [ __ ] We'll be back.

[01:05:28]>> We'll be right back. Uh yeah. What What are you more into at the moment?

[01:05:32]>> Uh I think crosswords. You really?

[01:05:36]>> Yeah.

[01:05:37]>> Sorry. Was that >> You You freaked me out. You freaked me out telling me that uh GTA Grand Theft Auto was delayed again the other day.

[01:05:44]>> Not a [ __ ] fit.

[01:05:45]>> She heard me screaming. I was I was losing my mind.

[01:05:48]>> I think the article I clicked on was like >> clickbait by saying it was delayed again cuz I'm pretty You might be right. I think November was like the last thing they had updated.

[01:05:56]>> I think it is. I thought you meant they pushed it like another six months. It's already It's already been pushed a year.

[01:06:01]We should be playing now, >> dude. We did the trailer reveal like 2 years ago.

[01:06:05]>> We sure did.

[01:06:06]>> They haven't even put out new trailers.

[01:06:08]That's the crazy part.

[01:06:09]>> I know.

[01:06:09]>> They don't even have to, right?

[01:06:11]>> They They said uh there was an interview with uh I think the CEO of Rockstar, I don't know who the guy is, but he was saying that um they might may not even send out test copies for people like cuz they know like this is they say this is going to be the most profitable IP that's ever been made in the world.

[01:06:28]>> Yeah. Um, and the interviewer asked like like will you say how much you've spent on the game? He goes, "No." He goes, "But it's a lot."

[01:06:37]>> They spent billions of dollars >> uh uh what's the word? Not producing, but uh developing developing the game.

[01:06:44]>> You can't conversations.

[01:06:46]>> When when they I bet if they do a pre-sale, like if they pre-sale the game, I bet it makes a billion in pre-sales.

[01:06:54]>> What What are you puking about?

[01:06:55]>> Nothing. It was just nothing.

[01:06:56]>> I would 100%.

[01:06:57]>> You would? I know it's going to be >> it's people getting paid for jobs. I mean, you upset that there's a economy and people have work to do. Jesus Christ.

[01:07:04]>> It's also going to be expensive as [ __ ] It's like 120 bucks.

[01:07:08]>> Worth it. I mean, truly absolutely.

[01:07:10]>> It used to be 60. Now it's like 70.

[01:07:12]>> Yeah.

[01:07:13]>> But you But now they're doing a thing.

[01:07:15]>> Every game has like the expanded pack where you get a poster and you can get like free skins for the guns and you get the extra the the super shotgun for 90 bucks or whatever it is.

[01:07:27]Um, but >> yeah, >> I can't wait. I I'm not I'm I'm sure you're fine with it, but I'm not going to talk to you for quite a while. But I'll be around. I'll be you I'll we'll get the game in November.

[01:07:39]>> We can probably circle back around March.

[01:07:41]>> I'm not going to take work.

[01:07:43]>> Like if I get offered a tour in early December, I'm going to be like, >> I am I'm booked.

[01:07:48]>> Dan, we'll give you double your day rate or your week rate. Weekly rate.

[01:07:52]>> I'd take that. Okay.

[01:07:53]>> I'd take that. But normal rate, no. You were supposed to say no. You were supposed to say no. Oh, do it again.

[01:07:58]>> Damn.

[01:07:58]>> Yes, I probably would.

[01:07:59]>> Okay.

[01:07:59]>> All right. One more time.

[01:08:01]>> Cool. Thank you guys. We love you and we will be back. Actually, we we might not be back next week.

[01:08:05]>> We might not.

[01:08:06]>> I'm going to be gone quite a bit.

[01:08:08]>> Not me.

[01:08:09]>> Um, >> but we did talk about Throb and someone else doing the show and maybe you could be part of that.

[01:08:14]>> Talk to me about that.

[01:08:15]>> Well, cuz you refused to join us on the last show. You were being a real [ __ ] >> I was actually looking good.

[01:08:20]>> Bit. Once I found out that you move a bunch of furniture in here in between episodes, I am actually out on this idea. I'm not I'm not moving furniture.

[01:08:28]>> It's a monitor.

[01:08:30]>> It's a mouse. It's a keyboard. It's a screw.

[01:08:32]>> Monitor lizard and a mouse. That could get >> Did he say Did he say furniture?

[01:08:37]>> Yeah, >> furniture.

[01:08:38]>> He calls >> deep.

[01:08:39]>> He He's stupid. He considers a computer furniture.

[01:08:42]>> Okay.

[01:08:42]>> Yeah, he's a bit of a Dumas. Um anyway, guys, thank you so much. If you like what we do, uh, go to this Patreon, patreon.com.

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