Will Smith as the Ultimate Date Expert | Hitch | RomComs

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[00:00:00]Hi.

[00:00:03]That's my seat, man.

[00:00:05]Hi. Hi. Hi. My name is Ron. 28. Albert Brenneman is a good man.

[00:00:12]In fact, Albert Brenneman is a great man. I just got life apart just so you could celebrate a lot of fun at parties.

[00:00:20]dogs and you're mad at me for what I do for a living? Look, I've already got your number, so why don't you go consult your conscience?

[00:00:27]Albert is in love with her. Oh, yeah, just say Sebastian. Their problem? Oh, no, just one sec. What do you have against Allegra, anyway?

[00:00:34]>> Nothing.

[00:00:35]My interest is protecting women from like you. Oh, I did ice climbing once. You don't even know me.

[00:00:41]And whose fault is that? sun comes up, the the ice really starts to fall apart.

[00:00:45]I bet. I'm sorry. Do you know this guy?

[00:00:48]Apparently not.

[00:00:49]>> You're in my seat, but you really I'm doing you a favor, believe me.

[00:00:55]Basically, I like outdoor sports.

[00:00:56]But in order sports have their place, too.

[00:00:59]>> There are certain aspects of my job that are secretive, all right?

[00:01:02]>> And my job is to try to find the truth.

[00:01:04]>> The truth? You wouldn't know the truth if it kicked you in the head.

[00:01:08]>> Brenneman has to take a fall for it, so be it.

[00:01:10]>> you say what's really pissing you off?

[00:01:12]Okay, buddy, I've been waiting to talk to her Hi. Actually, you're not supposed to move. He's um I'm Alex Hitchens.

[00:01:22]Okay.

[00:01:24]I'm I'm Casey. Hi, Casey. And I work for a small publishing house in the press department, which isn't actually where I want to be. But you know, it's a good house and I was hoping You handled me.

[00:01:33]You manipulated me. You researched me, and you showed me my great grandfather's signature. Wait, you're Ellis Island?

[00:01:41]I thought that was real sweet. Thank you. Casey, you're not helping. Uh excuse me, I'm on a date.

[00:01:47]Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan? You know, because he's nervous. He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said, "I like you."

[00:01:58]"I like you."

[00:02:01]"I like you." Oh, no, that sounds good.

[00:02:03]You know, actually, you can't say that.

[00:02:04]You can't tell him that you like him. I tried that one time. It didn't go well.

[00:02:07]I got a first degree burn on that.

[00:02:10]That is what you did, and I did like you. I just didn't know I was being worked over by some professional. He doesn't have a badge.

[00:02:17]And you know, the only time he was sincere or spontaneous was when everything was GOING HORRIBLY WRONG OR WHEN YOU WERE STONED out of your head.

[00:02:23]>> Ma'am, I'm sorry to interrupt. Do I know you?

[00:02:25]>> No, I I don't think so. Do you want to see me be spontaneous? Sure, you want a Benadryl? Hey, you know what? This is really kind of distracting, and I haven't gotten laid in a year.

[00:02:41]We're sorry. Why Why don't you guys get back to your date? Um or go somewhere.

[00:02:48]Maybe from the bank. Huh? Hey, you know what? If this doesn't work out, you can give him a call. He might hook you up with Paris Hilton.

[00:02:53]>> Wait, that's it. That's it. You're the You're the date doctor, right? Oh, you're the date doctor.

[00:03:02]You're the date doctor? Do we have a problem here? Oh, yeah. A big one.

[00:03:07]What the hell did I ever do to you, huh?

[00:03:10]I'm s- Am I missing something?

[00:03:13]Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. All right.

[00:03:15]Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy, Vance?

[00:03:24]Wow.

[00:03:26]I don't believe this.

[00:03:32]That's your source?

[00:03:34]You buried yourself, Alex.

[00:03:36]Then you weren't listening.

[00:03:38]I heard every [music] word.

[00:03:41]You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting them >> out of their own way so great guys like Albert Brenneman have a fighting chance.

[00:03:49]Please. Okay, no, no, no. I want I want everybody to take a good look at this right now because this this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard.

[00:04:00]Sir, [music] let's go. Now.

[00:04:05]And Vince McMahon is a pig and I refused to work with him.

[00:04:11]Need to get your facts right.

[00:04:15]It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job.

[00:04:21]Had a job.