Going Off The Rails With Howie Mandel | House Call With Jerry And Terry

Added: 2026-05-29

[00:00:00]How do you like these jackets?

[00:00:03]>> What does it say?

[00:00:04]>> Just body armor.

[00:00:06]>> Oh, nice.

[00:00:07]>> Yeah.

[00:00:08]>> What are they laying around?

[00:00:10]>> Yeah, they were just out here.

[00:00:11]>> Yeah, they send [ __ ] every year. I got the Nike um jacket like that. They're sick.

[00:00:18]>> Yeah, they're pretty cool.

[00:00:19]>> Throw one to the side. Throw an XL for me to the side.

[00:00:22]>> All right. Yeah, that's what this is.

[00:00:23]>> All right. Ready?

[00:00:24]>> Yeah.

[00:00:27]>> All right. House Call with Jerry and Terry um postmemorial day weekend. Very special guest with uh Howie Mandel later in the episode.

[00:00:37]>> Yep.

[00:00:38]>> Um looking forward to that.

[00:00:40]>> Pumped about that one >> big time. Yeah. Shout out to the Blotmans uh for getting that. He's an interesting uh interesting guy for sure.

[00:00:47]Uh >> I think it's going to be great.

[00:00:50]>> Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. It's uh >> Yeah, I mean he's a comedian. It's gonna be very funny. Um, postmemorial day. Did it Do you guys have good weather out there in Chicago? Cuz it was >> uh Yeah, >> brutal east.

[00:01:02]>> I heard it was brutal. Yeah, my mom just moved uh down the shore. But um >> Wait, full time?

[00:01:08]>> Yeah, full time. Yeah, down in the uh >> Hold on a second. Hold on. She moved out of that [ __ ] place, didn't she?

[00:01:14]Wasn't she there forever?

[00:01:16]>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, that house has been a thing for like my my mom's mom my mom's mom's dad built that house.

[00:01:27]>> Okay.

[00:01:28]>> In in uh North Jersey. And then my mom's mom took it over once her dad passed. And then my mom took it over um from her mom and now we she just sold it.

[00:01:45]>> Damn. Did you have to go back to like clean anything out? You already had everything gone.

[00:01:49]>> Well, I had I already had all my stuff gone because I moved to Chicago.

[00:01:52]>> But you had nothing in like storage, old like pictures.

[00:01:55]>> No, nothing. A couple cards. Couple like >> Damn.

[00:01:58]>> Yeah, a couple cards that were just beat to [ __ ] A couple Jordan cards, but yeah, that's about it.

[00:02:04]>> Are you like sentimental with [ __ ] like that? Did you save like your your high school yearbook?

[00:02:09]>> No, I'm a big I'm a big throwout guy, man.

[00:02:11]>> Damn.

[00:02:11]>> I'm a Yeah, I'm a big throw out guy. Um, I don't know. I just I hate clutter, dude.

[00:02:17]>> Yeah, that's the problem. So, I I just devoured the weekend. I wrote a bunch of [ __ ] and then decided like, let's just clean up. Try to I was folding clothes.

[00:02:26]I did 17 loads of laundry. Like, >> yeah, it's just I feel like Memorial Day is a big uh if you're not going out, like a big cleanup weekend.

[00:02:34]>> Yeah, you got to do it before I feel like you should do it the weekend before Memorial Day, but you should. We were in um >> Atlanta obviously, so But then then there's a little bit of like where do you guys sit? You're both like involved >> typically like I'll be at the beach but this weekend was a wash. So I was at in the Hamptons at my girlfriend's beach house but there was nothing to do. So >> no I meant this like clean like we're not living together but we got a big pro.

[00:03:00]>> What are you trying to ask? Rico >> can I ask? See this IS THE PROBLEM. YOU [ __ ] COME IN AND everyone's like wrinkling cuts everyone. Fre like I'm trying to to lay out the situation and then >> I know but it takes you 10 minutes to lay something out. I mean people in the commenters say it every week.

[00:03:16]>> I know.

[00:03:18]Yeah. And also like you do you do this thing where like you'll ask a question to a guest and then you'll answer the question.

[00:03:27]>> I'm working on it, Jerry. Anyway, we got a big problem. the I fold everything and like stack it on a bed to then attack the closet. Like I take everything out of the closet, throw some things out, figure out where things are going to go. Winter [ __ ] goes up in the attic. But then her problem is sometimes, you know, life gets in the way. You don't put it all back. She's just she's like, "Well, it's now it's just kind of I'm like, yeah, but it's but it's folded." But like then I'm I'm in the process. Like that's the process of finishing it. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. I cleaning out closets is just is just a disaster.

[00:04:07]>> We don't throw I don't throw [ __ ] out clothes-wise. Like she's got a lot. I got a lot. The sweatuits take up there's four bags of them upstairs.

[00:04:16]>> You got to make like an intermediate pile if like I'm considering throwing this out because I haven't worn it in a while, but maybe I still have some attachment to it. Put it in a pile or in a bag and then you come back in a month and if you haven't worn it or come back to grab it, you got to chuck it.

[00:04:28]>> How many t-shirts do you have, Jerry?

[00:04:30]t-shirts.

[00:04:31]>> I think I'm up to like 160 170.

[00:04:33]>> I mean, probably 100 t-shirts. Yeah. I mean, >> it's so hard to throw throw those out cuz >> How many do you actually wear?

[00:04:40]>> Five.

[00:04:42]>> No, not five.

[00:04:43]>> I mean, I wear like just pretty much black t-shirts.

[00:04:45]>> Yeah.

[00:04:46]>> Yeah. I wear the Costco Kirkland white t-shirts and then I wear black.

[00:04:49]>> How are those? The They're kind of thick, right?

[00:04:51]>> Yeah. They honestly they just changed the recipe because they used to be nice heavyweight thick t-shirts. They changed those. They were good. But >> you know who had I mean no free ads back in the day. The solid color V-necks >> and and plain color t-shirts that you used to get at Foot Locker.

[00:05:08]>> Five for 25 or four what?

[00:05:10]>> I'm not a V-neck guy, bro.

[00:05:12]>> Well, you could get you could still get crew necks, the solid colors. Were you like that, Jerry?

[00:05:16]>> I I always thought V-necks were like for $3 bills.

[00:05:21]>> Agreed. Agreed.

[00:05:23]>> That's just my take. I don't I was never a V-neck guy.

[00:05:26]>> Okay. You could still get a crew neck, but Foot Locker had a good deal. Five for 25 back in the day.

[00:05:31]>> And I think like like jacked guys like V-necks, right?

[00:05:34]>> Yeah.

[00:05:35]>> Yeah.

[00:05:35]>> It was very It was very much a a Guido thing.

[00:05:38]>> Yeah. It looked a little nicer than a >> Did you ever rock tap out shirts? I think >> Never. Never.

[00:05:42]>> Jerry, you?

[00:05:43]>> No. Never a tap out.

[00:05:45]>> Tap out shirts. I I wish I could have, but you know, I'm too pasty and I'm not I'm not juiced up.

[00:05:50]>> It's tough.

[00:05:51]>> Yeah. Never a tap out. Uh affliction was another one, right? True religion. True religion. I still got a couple Truy jeans. Jerry Truy.

[00:06:02]>> Um.

[00:06:03]Uh. All right, Jerry. I got this question for you. Actually, everybody went down the shore this weekend, you know, line. This one girl that keeps popping up in my timeline.

[00:06:11]>> She's like, "This is the line for this place. This is the line for this place."

[00:06:15]>> Where would you or if anything wait in line? What would you wait in line for?

[00:06:22]>> Like ever? Like ever in your were you ever a wait in line?

[00:06:26]>> Yeah. I mean like food uh if I really like a place.

[00:06:30]>> I'm saying like two hours though like this or like >> Oh like a camp out like a wait Oh. Yeah.

[00:06:36]Like these people to get into a bar.

[00:06:39]>> I guess back in the day I used to wait at like GameStop for the Call of Duty release. Um that was a big thing back in the day. Uh I like I'm not a bar guy or a club guy so like I'm not waiting in line for that stuff. But I I get it, you know. I I I get, you know, people waiting in line for that stuff.

[00:06:56]>> Yeah. They got you trapped cuz people are like, "Oh, you can't wait in line.

[00:07:00]Like, look at this. There's so much fun to It's like, yo, it's raining in the house. The h those short houses are small. There's nowhere to sit down.

[00:07:06]Like, you kind of got to go out, you know?" So, >> yeah.

[00:07:10]>> I don't know how you buy the balls, but waiting in line sucks. Worst place ever is the is the DMV because they don't care who you are.

[00:07:17]>> No. You could be [ __ ] the king of New York or [ __ ] me and hey, get a number and wait in line. No scam people are really rude.

[00:07:26]>> Oh yeah, rude people.

[00:07:27]>> Did you hear about the hack? The AAA hack.

[00:07:30]>> You want to get a new license? I'm about to do it. I Francis was talking about avoid that.

[00:07:33]>> If you need a new license and you have you're AAA member, you can go to AAA and sign up for a new license there and they'll get it all. I don't know if you get it physically there, but I think they maybe send it to and the DMV can then send it to >> Oh, nice. I got AAA.

[00:07:47]It might be the move. Yeah.

[00:07:49]>> Did you see um speaking of rain, big uh Big T beat me to it. He blogged it. Do you see this story about these people in Tennessee, the high school graduation in Tennessee in torrential downpour?

[00:08:01]>> Oh, they made they made rainers shine.

[00:08:02]They made him stay stay out there, right?

[00:08:04]>> But every high school has a contingency plan to go inside. I actually think the custodians love graduation because they're getting double. They're getting overtime because they're setting up the gym and they're setting up outside. Like the whole world has the gym set up as a backup.

[00:08:21]>> I I don't say that again.

[00:08:23]>> If you graduate, most people want to graduate on the football field.

[00:08:27]>> Yeah.

[00:08:27]>> But as a backup, if there's lightning or rain like this, you got to have a backup plan.

[00:08:32]>> Are you just saying like more work for the custodians to clean up both both spots?

[00:08:36]>> No, the setups. The custodians set up the field and also set up the gym prior to graduation just in case.

[00:08:44]>> Just in case, at least from what I know from places because you have to. Now, this place definitely, in my opinion, definitely had the backup plan set up and then just doesn't [ __ ] like move it inside. Do they hate the parents? Did they hate the kids? What what I also don't understand is if you want if that senior class was was bad, they were [ __ ] Like you want to [ __ ] the parents. All right, fine. Like, [ __ ] you guys. You're graduating in the rain. No good pictures. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you.

[00:09:13]>> But you got to sit there >> in the rain, too. Like, >> yeah. Stop. Stop. I I mean, that was that was pretty [ __ ] up.

[00:09:22]>> I would have just w I would have just >> What's up?

[00:09:24]>> Do you really need a diploma?

[00:09:26]>> I don't for us. No. Like half of people here aren't even like college grad. I I mean either any any job any job I ever got, >> they never asked to see my diploma.

[00:09:38]>> Yes.

[00:09:39]>> I mean, that's a fact.

[00:09:40]>> True.

[00:09:40]>> Also, you can like how how high are the chances that someone's if they if you have it like photoshopped well on your resume, someone's going to call up [ __ ] Hofra and see if you grab >> Yeah. Some things they they check to get the records and [ __ ] like that. What are you smirking at?

[00:09:54]>> Owen just made a nice little photoshop of you with a V-neck. I got to send it.

[00:09:57]>> Oh, wow.

[00:09:58]>> Oh, really?

[00:09:58]>> It's good. I gota take a look at that.

[00:10:00]That was quick. Why is Owen What What did I do to you?

[00:10:03]>> It's This is He's not hating on you.

[00:10:05]It's just a good It's It's a good producer move right there.

[00:10:07]>> Yeah, it is a good producer move, but uh it's like a nice day though, Jerry. It's the first time, you know, you're kind of ending.

[00:10:13]>> You look like a $3 bill.

[00:10:15]>> Um childhood. You're entering like I don't know. Oh, Jesus.

[00:10:18]>> Oh, wow. This is It's incredible.

[00:10:23]>> That's great.

[00:10:24]>> That's good. Uh yeah. I don't know. I just It's very very weird. Why wouldn't they move it inside? And then no statement, no like, "Hey, we [ __ ] up."

[00:10:31]Like, >> parachute.

[00:10:33]>> They just probably didn't want. They maybe just were like, "Yeah, [ __ ] It's going to be too much work for us to just go inside. Might as well just stick it out." How many kids were in the class?

[00:10:41]Do you know?

[00:10:42]>> A lot. I think it's like these down south high schools. I don't know. Seems like four or 500 at least.

[00:10:47]>> Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot.

[00:10:49]>> Probably more. I don't know. Um, did you see the video of Diplo at his kid's graduation party?

[00:10:58]>> I don't even know who Diplo is. Who's that?

[00:10:59]>> The DJ.

[00:11:00]>> DJ.

[00:11:01]>> He's He's spinning. He's >> DJ and friend of Glenn Balls.

[00:11:05]>> Yeah, he's spinning at the uh in his backyard uh for his kids graduation party. And it was very funny that the kid I wonder if the kids have any [ __ ] idea that this guy's a world class. probably just like, "Yeah, he's in kindergarten." They don't have a clue, obviously. But I find it very funny that they're like, "Oh, yeah, that's uh yeah, Joey's dad. Joey's dad plays music at the parties." It's like, nah, he sells out [ __ ] arenas. You know what I mean?

[00:11:32]>> Could you ever see yourself ponying up for a high class DJ at your kids graduation party?

[00:11:36]>> No, I'm not a big DJ guy.

[00:11:37]>> I understand that. But you spent [ __ ] eight grand. I just saw that clip pop up on YouTube.

[00:11:42]>> The birthday party.

[00:11:44]>> Yeah, we got another one coming up, too.

[00:11:45]We got uh my daughter now. I I go all out for the one-year-old birthday.

[00:11:50]>> What of the 8,000, what was what was the the most part biggest part of the budget? The food.

[00:11:54]>> Big the food for sure.

[00:11:55]>> Food was really good.

[00:11:57]>> He had balance houses.

[00:11:59]>> Yeah, it was fun.

[00:12:00]>> It was nice. It was a good spot for sure.

[00:12:01]>> It was It was a good time, you know. Uh but yeah, I don't know. I'm a big I'm a big uh one, you know, celebrating one, you know. I like to go all out for the kids, you know.

[00:12:10]>> Yeah. Um you came we the the that was the famous pizza party that you came to.

[00:12:16]Yeah. Yeah, I remember. Yeah.

[00:12:18]>> Jerry, what what is this drama with uh the the player get trying people are trying to buy him out of your team of Bush?

[00:12:26]>> Oh, yeah. It's just um >> how does that work? So, you guys like you can buy someone out of a contract in >> So, pretty much how it works for us is we're a challengers team. So, like figure like picture it um like the G- League for basketball or something like that if you're trying to picture it.

[00:12:43]like we own the rights to every player we have on our roster and like there'll be like the the big leagues like the CDL the m the you know the the actual league league if they want one of our players they're going to have to buy them from us and you know we have different contracts now but you know some players can go for 2,000 some for 10 some for 50 like it's pretty crazy like the range it can really fluctuate from but yeah so there was just a misunderstanding jet like we didn't know he was guaranteed a spot on a CDL team, so we made him sign with us because if he didn't sign with us, he's not going to play. And then after the event ended, he's going now to uh like the major leagues.

[00:13:27]>> Is there bad blood now with him?

[00:13:30]>> No, not really. It's not like I'm rooting for him to do good or bad. You know, I wish him nothing but the best, I guess, but like, you know, he's just uh bad communication on his end.

[00:13:39]What happened with Are you guys in trouble for leaking the phone calls or something like that?

[00:13:44]>> Oh, I don't know. I Where did you see that?

[00:13:48]>> I don't know.

[00:13:49]>> Yeah, I don't know. I didn't see anything.

[00:13:50]>> Are you creating that narrative to get Bush shut down?

[00:13:53]>> No, no, no.

[00:13:55]>> He might be actually.

[00:13:56]>> No, I was not trying to get shut. I >> think numbers is coming on next week >> with us, >> I think. Yeah, with us. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:14:04]>> Oh, baby.

[00:14:05]>> You've been holding him out. Can I ask why you've been holding him out?

[00:14:08]>> You know, certain things pop up pop popping up in his life where he might need to pony up a couple dollars.

[00:14:16]>> Oh, like popping up in a belly.

[00:14:20]>> I didn't say that.

[00:14:24]>> Well, that'll be a great trio right there.

[00:14:27]>> Yeah. When's you are you have you started prep with the Nadoo show or anything?

[00:14:35]It's going to be in person, right?

[00:14:37]>> That's what they say.

[00:14:39]>> What's your game plan? Like, are you gonna are you going to actually try to make it a show or are you going to give him silent treatment off the off the top?

[00:14:46]>> I don't I don't have a [ __ ] clue.

[00:14:48]Really trying not to think about it. But now, >> was the last time you talked with Dave, Rico?

[00:14:52]>> Um, right after Family Feud.

[00:14:56]>> Nice.

[00:14:57]>> Just like catching up with something quick. But, um, >> that's nice.

[00:15:03]Yeah. Uh, I don't know. I really don't know because it's like what are you gonna You can't scream at each other the entire time.

[00:15:10]>> The first episode >> and like I refuse to ever be on the same ground. Like >> we're not going to be friends. So >> nah.

[00:15:17]>> Now what? Like you're just going to talk like I don't really I don't know where it goes.

[00:15:23]>> Are you guys Are you Is it supposed to be >> I don't know what it's supposed to be.

[00:15:26]>> Like are you guys supposed to be talking about college football?

[00:15:31]>> Yeah. Hey, is it a gambling show, Rico?

[00:15:32]Do you know?

[00:15:34]>> Cuz if it's starting in the fall, I would imagine that's what it would be.

[00:15:36]But you guys both >> could be anything. This guy's This guy more than anything.

[00:15:40]>> This guy's retweeting like live beheadings on his timeline. Like, who knows what it's going to be.

[00:15:44]>> Live what?

[00:15:45]>> Beheadings.

[00:15:47]>> Oh, yeah. I know. I see those.

[00:15:50]>> He's a big live leak guy.

[00:15:52]>> It's crazy.

[00:15:54]So, I don't know cuz it's like I don't know. you we spend an hour break like going through the car like all right South Carolina verse [ __ ] Mississippi State like what do you got?

[00:16:06]It's like I don't [ __ ] know. You know what I mean?

[00:16:08]>> The best content opportunity would be find a middle ground of why you guys hate each other. Obviously like you're never going to actually like him. But if you guys go back and forth about like the key reasons you despise him and vice versa and it's brought up almost like Judge Judy.

[00:16:22]>> Yeah, but how many episodes is that?

[00:16:23]Two, three?

[00:16:24]>> I mean a lot. You have a whole laundry list. You can go through each, you know, the high school situation. He could bring up the wedding. We could go through the wedding. Take p from pictures from the wedding. You could evaluate.

[00:16:33]>> I might have some people who reached out to me that were at the wedding.

[00:16:36]>> Oh wow. And what do they say about how his sister looked?

[00:16:40]>> I don't know. I got to figure that out.

[00:16:42]Um they might have >> The dead dad thing was a bit much.

[00:16:47]>> Jerry, I blacked out. What do you want me to say?

[00:16:49]>> I know. I'm just saying the dead dad thing was a bit much.

[00:16:51]>> Yeah, it blacked out.

[00:16:54]>> Yeah. Well, but I mean >> you never blacked out. You're fighting 17 year olds in [ __ ] video game things.

[00:17:00]>> Well, those are >> I'm saying it's competition. It was competition.

[00:17:04]>> I mean, do the math. I make $3 million a year. He was offering to double it for 10 years.

[00:17:10]>> Yeah. You got to do that.

[00:17:11]>> $30 million I cost myself.

[00:17:14]>> Yeah. That's a lot of money.

[00:17:15]>> Yeah. Imagine if I was making eight like you.

[00:17:17]>> I know. Exactly.

[00:17:18]>> That's my favorite comment.

[00:17:19]>> These two [ __ ] make 11 million.

[00:17:22]>> Yeah. I mean, those people are just crazy.

[00:17:25]>> It's unreal. Uh, >> we got to get you to to an event. Rico, >> I tried to come last week.

[00:17:31]>> No, I know. I know. I know. That's it was just like the whole timing was [ __ ] I'm saying like plan it out where you actually are there from the start, you know?

[00:17:39]>> Yeah. You have When's the season run?

[00:17:42]You have a little bit of downtime during football. You were saying?

[00:17:44]>> Yeah, a little bit. A little bit during um like end of a like like middle to end of August, September, October.

[00:17:54]um you know around there. Why would happen?

[00:17:57]>> Jesse's camera fell. Looked like a bomb went off.

[00:17:59]>> Oh [ __ ] Jesus, >> dude. I would be the worst player at that game, too, by the way.

[00:18:03]>> We don't play like we're playing.

[00:18:06]>> I know. I think that would be a like I I just ne that was a game that never crossed my path.

[00:18:11]>> Yeah, >> I wouldn't know what the [ __ ] to do here and there. College football like fun. I used to like Madden a lot back in the day.

[00:18:19]>> So, I was just >> I'm waiting for that new Grand Theft Auto game to come out. Rico, that's a fun game.

[00:18:23]>> Back in the day, that game was unbelievable.

[00:18:25]>> Oh my god. Picking up the girls and then having sex with them in the back of the car at >> like 11 years old. Yeah.

[00:18:33]>> Car bouncing up and down.

[00:18:35]>> You don't you probably aren't aware of it, but there's a like in GTA people like live stream it, but they assume like a character or like a role play.

[00:18:43]and they role play and like say if you're you're a cop like you have to arrest people or like you're some people are like law- abiding citizens and they'll strictly like stop at every stoplight or whatever. You guys could do something funny where like you you ro >> How do you get to be a cop in that game?

[00:18:58]You join You never seen those videos, Rico?

[00:19:00]>> No, you I never saw when you could be a cop.

[00:19:03]>> Yeah, I'm down. I'll play.

[00:19:05]>> Yeah, it's just you got to get access to a server. It's just uh it's a it's a lot that goes into it.

[00:19:10]>> All right. But if we we could do like a little buddy cop thing, you and Jerry.

[00:19:13]>> Oh, 100%.

[00:19:14]>> Yeah, that'd be fun. That'd be fun.

[00:19:16]>> Wait, I got one last thing. I caught up with an old coworker. We just like, "How's things going?" This and that. I mentioned the name of a guy I [ __ ] hated. And he was like, "Oh, yeah." He's like, "I haven't heard that name in a while, but last I heard he started his own thing with a guy I liked. They had a falling out. He uh had a little too much snow. M >> got a problem like lost all the clients and everybody [ __ ] hates them. I was like ah what a shame [ __ ] scumbag.

[00:19:47]>> An old bar stool employee.

[00:19:48]>> Oh no no no no no.

[00:19:50]>> Old jobs. Old jobs. Old jobs.

[00:19:53]>> What was the job?

[00:19:54]>> H we give it away.

[00:19:55]>> Government job.

[00:19:56]>> Yeah. No no no no. Like weird [ __ ] Uh like filling the time. Like I was in this job knowing I was getting into the government job.

[00:20:04]>> Yeah.

[00:20:04]>> And it was just killing time. Like it was like it was >> Yeah. Like it was I was it was brutal because I at a certain point I couldn't make the commission like the commission would have taken longer. I already knew when I was leaving.

[00:20:16]>> Yeah.

[00:20:16]>> So the commission to hit wouldn't it? So I was just kind of going through the motions but this kid was all time scumbag. So I was like karma. You know what I mean?

[00:20:25]>> So you're happy he's a blowpop now.

[00:20:26]>> Oh yeah. Big time.

[00:20:29]>> You're a grudge guy, Jerry. You can't get mad at that.

[00:20:31]>> Oh yeah. Big time grudge guy. Yeah. I don't let go of things easily, you know.

[00:20:37]I like it that way though.

[00:20:39]>> It's the way to live. It's not holding grudges. It's remembering facts.

[00:20:42]>> But if you don't you think sometimes it's better when you hold a grudge to like uh kill them with kindness a little bit and let them know that like they're below you because you help them out in a certain way. Do you do you ever feel like you want to do that?

[00:20:55]>> No. I've gotten rid of a few in the past couple of years cuz I can't carry them all around >> and I get new ones.

[00:21:01]>> I do feel like the grudges and and the anger. We had a conversation one time and you were like, "I need something, though." Like, I feel like the having some type of uh blind hatred towards someone does keep you going and gives you your juice. It's like, you know, >> Yeah.

[00:21:13]>> It's your infinity stone.

[00:21:14]>> Oh, yeah. There's there's this [ __ ] guy that I can't stand. I used to work for him >> um at like a uniform company. They would sell like cop uniforms, Rico, and like fire department uniforms. Um they had like the the shoes, the you know, the baits, boots, all that stuff. And uh I was making $10 an hour cash. Um and he never gave me my last check which was for 200 bucks.

[00:21:42]And uh the alltime scumbag you know I I have been hating that guy for a long time. That was when I was like 15.

[00:21:53]>> I hated Resnik the old CFO here.

[00:21:56]>> You're just dropping names.

[00:21:58]>> [ __ ] him. I don't like him. He was a jet ski. His name was Resnik. He was the old CFO here. When I was first an intern, like I was the only intern. I came in the fall of 2017 and I was like the office [ __ ] I was getting everyone coffee. I was like building IKEA furniture. I used to have to take the RV after they went on the Dixie tour and dump the the RV waste and I didn't realize like they brought a detailer and the detailer told me to just like empty it out in the RV park and I just emptied out all this waste in the middle of a grass field in RV park in Jersey City and they came over and like this is a federal crime. You can't do that. So like I was doing literally the shitty jobs. Yeah. But um I [ __ ] up the printer uh like my second week on the job. And because of that, he wouldn't like process my paperwork. He was like holding against me, my intern paperwork where I was getting paid like 200 bucks every two weeks. He like [ __ ] hated me. And then I got in trouble taking a nap on the job and then I was talking to Lou and he comes in. He's like, "Yeah, and this kid's been bugging me to get paid. Like, can you believe that he does this and he he wants to get paid?" I'm like, "Well, you have to legally pay me, you fuck." So then Brett Marman was like would just be like, "Hey, like how you doing? your paperwork your process yet and like a month later. No, you would just ven Venmo me like 500 bucks at a clip to like give me money for a [ __ ] train pass. So, I don't [ __ ] like that guy, scumbag.

[00:23:09]>> Uh, >> Kev Ironman's the man I like.

[00:23:12]>> Oh, Kevin's the best. Kevin's Kevin's the goat.

[00:23:15]>> Uh, Jerry, what do you think about this?

[00:23:16]The last one.

[00:23:17]>> People [ __ ] uh giving you parenting advice unsolicited, like in a store or something like that.

[00:23:24]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, don't ever tell me how to raise my kids, bro.

[00:23:28]>> Yeah.

[00:23:28]>> Yeah. Even even from my like own parents, you know, because there'll be times they like try to, >> you know, oh, do they like don't don't don't tell me.

[00:23:38]>> Especially if I don't know you. I had a little thing.

[00:23:41]>> Yeah. Last Friday with Yeah.

[00:23:43]>> At a store.

[00:23:44]>> At a store. Yeah.

[00:23:45]>> Yeah. That's crazy.

[00:23:46]>> What they say?

[00:23:47]>> That's never happened before. But >> I look really bad in it. I don't know if I want to like >> What do you mean look really bad? And now you don't look bad. They're your kids. What are you talking about?

[00:23:55]>> She said something [ __ ] She said something. It like >> he grabbed a coin. He was playing with the coin. He didn't [ __ ] put it in his mouth. She's like, "Oh, you know, be careful."

[00:24:07]>> You know, cuz they can't choke. I'm like, "Yep, got it." Like, "Anything else? You got financial advice? Like, I'm a bad guy. Huh? I'm a bad guy."

[00:24:14]Like, she's like, "Oh, like no, no, sir.

[00:24:16]You have it all wrong." She's like, "You know, I'm not." I'm like, "Okay." I just go, "Eh, debatable. Didn't sound like that." as I'm ordering the sandwich and the guy's behind her just like and I'm in there all the time and she's like, you know, whatever. So then she it goes a minute, she comes back, she's like, "Sir, you had me all wrong, you know."

[00:24:33]I'm like, "Nah, you know, got it. Got it." I'm like, "Come on, let's go." You know, whatever. I'm paying. And then this was kind of the one where I'm going to look bad. She's like, you know, cuz cuz my son, he choked three times.

[00:24:46]>> So, I couldn't help myself. I go, "Oh, so you're not better than me."

[00:24:51]And it's just pain and walked out.

[00:24:54]>> That was unnecessary.

[00:24:55]>> BUT YOU IN ALL FAIRNESS THOUGH, JERRY, like you can't.

[00:24:58]>> Yeah, I get it.

[00:25:00]>> Hey, let me ask you something. I don't mean to like >> Never mind. I'm not going to ask.

[00:25:05]>> Go ahead.

[00:25:05]>> No, I don't want to ask.

[00:25:06]>> If you were going to ask, what do you ask?

[00:25:07]>> I think you're going to I don't Yeah.

[00:25:08]No, I I'll leave it. I'll leave it.

[00:25:11]Let's go to Howie.

[00:25:11]>> Go ahead.

[00:25:12]>> Did that um Did that airport clip ever make its way to the internet?

[00:25:18]>> No.

[00:25:20]Why?

[00:25:21]>> All right, I'm just asking >> you. You okay?

[00:25:25]>> I I No. No. See, that's why I wanted to just move on to Howie because I didn't want this to be a thing.

[00:25:32]>> I get to airport clip though. I was a leash kid. Like I would get lost everywhere in like easy easy jet ski.

[00:25:37]Easy jet ski.

[00:25:39]>> I'll I'll bleep it out.

[00:25:40]>> This This is where it gets exaggerated.

[00:25:42]Like it's [ __ ] >> You've seen it, Jerry. It's a simple like >> Yeah, I know. I know. Come on. It's >> Now we got [ __ ] this and props and [ __ ] God knows like >> Oh [ __ ] >> You ever seen it?

[00:25:59]>> I've seen it.

[00:26:00]>> It's easy. It's not >> said. It wasn't bad.

[00:26:04]>> Dave seen the clip, right?

[00:26:06]>> I think so. Yeah.

[00:26:08]>> Yeah.

[00:26:10]Clip.

[00:26:11]>> [ __ ] Jerry. We had a good show. All right.

[00:26:14]>> That's why I didn't want to. You know what I mean? I I wanted to go to Howie.

[00:26:18]>> Uh, all right. Howie Mandel of America's Got Talent and uh >> I have a take. I I think this I think this is going to be our best interview on the show.

[00:26:28]>> Well, I mean Jerry, let's call Spain Spade. We're recording this after we already did the interview, so we know how it's going to go. Like, so >> it's the best worst interview ever.

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[00:27:40]There he is.

[00:27:42]>> Howie, how you doing? Um, my name's Kevin. I'm the producer. I'm off screen.

[00:27:44]Are you able to hear us?

[00:27:47]>> I think your um audio might be muted.

[00:27:50]>> Good.

[00:27:50]>> Yeah.

[00:27:51]>> Yeah, we can hear you.

[00:27:53]>> All right, that's better.

[00:27:55]>> Yeah, that's great. Looks great.

[00:27:58]>> Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

[00:27:59]>> Thanks for doing this. Uh, Rico, Terry, and uh Jerry.

[00:28:04]>> Hi. Hi, Rico. Terry and Jerry. You know, I in in one minute I just I know you wanted me at 12. I'm going through a bad area right now. I'm I'm uh when I'm not doing AGT, I drive Uber. You can make I make to make extra cash while I'm doing this. And if I lose the signal, I'll call you right back cuz I don't want to.

[00:28:24]>> All right.

[00:28:25]>> Are you close to the uh to your office?

[00:28:27]Do you want to just call us back then?

[00:28:30]>> No, I'm going to be working. I'm doing a I'm going to do a six and a half hour shift like this.

[00:28:34]>> Oh, perfect.

[00:28:34]>> I'm gonna do a I'm I'm picking up somebody and if I don't if I cancel because I already took it forgetting that I was going to do this. If I then I'll lose another star.

[00:28:43]I've only got two and a half stars now and I don't want to I don't want to I'm not actually ding, you know. I'm uh this is a Tesla. So Elon Elon is taking us everywhere.

[00:28:57]>> Oh, I love that. I love that. This is this is efficient.

[00:29:00]>> You see that?

[00:29:01]>> Yeah. You see, no, there are no there's no hands on the wheel.

[00:29:06]>> Elon is taking us everywhere.

[00:29:09]>> I got one hand, so it's not I'm not driving, but I do get the I do get the stars.

[00:29:14]>> How is it possible at all to rotate your phone sideways? I'm sorry this is annoying. Just so it takes up the the whole screen.

[00:29:20]>> Really? You're really concerned about this looking better that the fact that I'm in a that I'm trying to make an extra $18. You want the framing to be perfect. Look at you with all with your cloudy background. Your blue cloudy background.

[00:29:36]>> That's Jerry. Yeah. You don't want to know what's back there. You don't want to know.

[00:29:41]>> Well, if I'm showing my background, you have to show yours.

[00:29:44]>> Uh, let me see how I do it. Hold on a second.

[00:29:46]>> You don't even know how to do it.

[00:29:47]Wouldn't that be weird if that was his background? He's just in a foggy blue place.

[00:29:53]>> You don't have to. You don't have to.

[00:29:54]Don't feel like you have to. No, that's it.

[00:29:57]>> See, I'm not I'm not even touching the wheel and I'm on the freeway. We already passed that area, so you're not going to lose.

[00:30:05]>> There you go.

[00:30:06]>> Just a bed. Just a bed.

[00:30:11]>> What?

[00:30:12]>> That's his bed.

[00:30:17]>> Oh, just a bed.

[00:30:19]>> Where the [ __ ] are you? Is that a cell?

[00:30:20]It looks like a cell.

[00:30:23]>> It's actually nice. really comfortable.

[00:30:26]Shout out Lisa. I've slept on there when I stay there.

[00:30:29]>> Yeah, >> he gets mad. I leave snacks on the counter, though. It's a whole big thing.

[00:30:33]>> There's no room for a counter there.

[00:30:34]It's just a room with a bed. The bed goes from wall to wall.

[00:30:38]>> Yeah, it does. It does. All right.

[00:30:40]>> It goes from wall to wall. There's not even like an end table. You don't have a side table. There's no How do you You can't roll off the end of the bed.

[00:30:47]>> I did. I had a wrong measurement when I was ordering the beds for the rooms.

[00:30:50]Howie, I had a wrong measurement. A wrong measurement for the bed or the wrong measurement for the room. What did you order? What size bed is that?

[00:30:58]>> That's a queen.

[00:31:02]>> You seem like you seem like a California king guy, Howie.

[00:31:06]>> Well, I'm saying you can't uh you have a queen in your room and you and you uh there's no Is it you? Do you live alone?

[00:31:12]>> No. No. I got I got I got two kids. This is This is just a guest room.

[00:31:18]>> Okay. Put the blue back. Please put the blue back.

[00:31:21]>> Fair. Fair. Fair. I'll put it back. I'll put it back. Good call. It's a right call. It's a right call.

[00:31:25]>> All right. You good to go?

[00:31:28]>> I've been going. You're not going. IT'S NOT PART OF IT.

[00:31:31]>> 100%. 100%. ALL RIGHT. YEAH. UH, UNBELIEVABLE.

[00:31:34]>> You want this to Oh, you want to come up much slicker than than it is.

[00:31:38]>> Yeah, we're a No, we're a running gun show.

[00:31:40]>> I could tell. You know what's amazing is that one guy's locked in a cell somewhere with a shitty background and the other guy's sitting in a in a real podcast studio with three chairs. Two of them are empty.

[00:31:52]>> Yeah.

[00:31:53]>> And you're worried about me being ready to go so that it looked like a clean opening.

[00:31:58]>> It wasn't worried about it. I was being courteous. It was just like, "Hey, you're ready to go. We good to go." All right. All right. This is House Cool with a very special guest, Howie Vandel.

[00:32:07]Um, via the Bloodman family, who we love.

[00:32:12]>> Liam. Yeah.

[00:32:13]>> Liam got me here.

[00:32:15]>> I love Liam. I've known Liam since he was born.

[00:32:18]>> Yeah. So, what's your tie in with them?

[00:32:19]You're best friends with a dad, too, right?

[00:32:22]>> Yeah. Yeah, that's Yes. I said I knew him since he was born. I wouldn't be best friends with a newborn.

[00:32:30]>> That conversation is shitty when you, you know, when your best friend is a newborn.

[00:32:34]>> I said that.

[00:32:40]>> All right. So, >> his father his father uh we we started out together in the business. His father was a standup then became a writer and became I knew him in Canada where we're both Canadian. Well, he's he's actually from New Jersey originally, but he grew up in Canada. I'm talking about his dad, not Leo, >> you know. And uh so that's how Yes, I forget what the question was. Oh [ __ ] it's changing lanes and I don't even >> Maybe I've put in the wrong Do you think I put in the wrong I don't know where where it's going. Oh [ __ ] This is I'm on the It's going really fast. It's going. You know why?

[00:33:19]Because I'm going to show you something.

[00:33:21]Maybe this is it. You could set the self-driving. Look what the I don't know if you could see what the self-driving is set to. I'm going to put the camera.

[00:33:28]Can you see? Can you read that >> max?

[00:33:31]>> Mad Max. You could set it to standard.

[00:33:34]You could set it to hurry. Or you can set it to Mad Max. I said I So apparently we're going to be getting off the freeway here and going through the desert at 100 miles an hour looking for tanks of water.

[00:33:48]>> If you saw the movie, >> that makes sense.

[00:33:51]>> Uh I'm familiar with the reference.

[00:33:53]That's great.

[00:33:54]>> I I think I'm Charlene Coron in this podcast.

[00:33:57]>> Yeah. No, you're a star. Uh you have mentioned, if you haven't picked up yet, you got your start in standup comedy. Uh I've always been fascinated with that the the grunt. You want to talk about like the grind of those early years doing like five, six nights a week? Um, >> why do you call that a grind? I still do five, six nights a week. I don't stop. I even when I'm touring now, I mean, you can go see where I tour, but when I'm here, I go stop in every night at the at the comedy store, the improv, the factory. You gota It's like a gym. You got to There's If you stop grinding, then you just stop doing. Yeah.

[00:34:32]>> Gary Seinfeld does every night. You can go to any club or you can go to the comedy seller in New York and see Chris Rock or Chappelle or any night. So, it's still grinding.

[00:34:42]>> Yeah, I I love it. I hear I've heard Rogan talk about it and the iconic uh comedy store and and just stuff like that. Um that that environment to me was just always fascinating. Was it Was it hard to come down from an act?

[00:34:56]>> Like you you make people laugh at 10:30, 11 o'clock at night. You get home, you're hanging out, you see the other comics go. It's like 1 2:00 in the morning. Was it hard to like put yourself to sleep? Like it feels like you're just always that energy gives you a high >> I don't I don't sleeping is not my it's not my strong suit. I don't sleep a lot anyhow. I don't know if it's from comedy or from I don't sleep. I I really I'm up all night. I I sleep for a few hours. So no is the yes is the I don't know what the answer is to that question. But, you know, I love I love when it's not even a high. I I love my favorite thing to do even now, like uh if there's a big storm in LA, I'll drive out unannounced to like the the Ice House and there's four people who have been sitting watching nine hours of comedy already and then I get on stage and try to make something out of it. And and that's my high, you know, not a huge crowd where you kill where you try something new and different, something you've never done before and try to like uh put the puzzle together and make it work.

[00:36:03]>> What's the Ice House? What's that?

[00:36:05]>> That's another club here in LA with a lot of comp work out.

[00:36:09]>> Gotcha. Gotcha. I didn't know. I thought it was actually like Ice the like ice.

[00:36:13]Originally it was uh you know really it was but you know but it all the when I first came when I landed in LA in 1977 I knew Leno Leno picked me up and drove me to the Ice House. That was the first club I played you know when I when I landed and I was moving here.

[00:36:31]>> Okay.

[00:36:32]>> You know so Leno picked me up and and uh I got you know a few months after that I got my young comedian special. If you look at my young comedian special, which is the first thing that kind of launched me, these were like unknown comics on HBO. It was me, Jerry Seinfeld, Richard Lewis, Harry Anderson, and it was hosted by the Smothers Brothers and it was shot at the Roxy on Sunset.

[00:36:53]>> Unbelievable.

[00:36:55]>> And when that aired the next day, I could sell like 10,000 tickets.

[00:37:00]>> Yeah. Um, the other thing you're famous for and I we I love the show and grew up with it. Uh, Deal or No Deal for a long period of time. You were on that.

[00:37:12]>> Did you used to get frustrated >> with the people of how they just wouldn't take the money? It was so hard the Yeah. The hardest thing for me was to not throttle people. So, I'd go like the banker the offer is 200,000. Well, they just the person like I do a little interview at the beginning and they tell me that, you know, they're out of work and they have no insurance and they don't, you know, they have nothing in the bank and so this is going to mean the world to them. And then and also they come in with a strategy. I don't know what the strategy is. Nobody knows what is in what case. There's no strategy. It's just luck.

[00:37:50]>> It's luck and gambling basically. And and then with your own with your own luck. It's not really gambling. It's just guessing. But anyway, the the uh and then I would say, "Okay, the offer is $200,000."

[00:38:04]$200,000 is yours right now and all you got to do is say deal or if you say no deal, >> you have to open up five more cases and you know the million is still up there or you think it's in your case or whatever and with not no thought, nothing. No deal. like they're going to show me and and I just think like how could you walk away from $200,000 guaranteed? But you know what? That's what makes uh DraftKings that's what makes Vegas people will play with money they don't have or should not be playing with.

[00:38:38]>> Yeah.

[00:38:39]>> And that's what builds those companies, you know, and that that's something about humanity. I personally don't have that that that gene or whatever that takes to you know put it all on red or all on black or all on a team. I mean I could I like doing that but you do it with the thought that if I lose my you know Portoy does it but he can if he loses it >> it doesn't affect his life. You know his life is no different tomorrow. So and if he wins it's a win-win. It's only a win-win. if he loses, everybody's talking about it and clicking on these channels and it's he he can only win.

[00:39:14]But these are people that had absolutely nothing and everything to gain and everything to lose and they walk away.

[00:39:21]And that was the hardest thing for me.

[00:39:23]And they used to get mad at me. You couldn't see on the because you're you're watching it, but they would flash me on the on the teleprompter. Stop.

[00:39:31]Stop. Because I used to say things. I used to try to uh >> convince them. Well, you know, I would go, listen, $200,000 is a guarantee.

[00:39:43]>> Yeah, >> you can take the $200,000 now or go for a chance, a chance at a million. So, do you go for the guarantee or do you go for the chance? You know, they go, "Stop it. You can't can't do that." You know, I I that was my overly subtle way of trying to convince you to take a guarantee versus a chance.

[00:40:08]>> Howie, is that your hand holding it or is there is it slipping down?

[00:40:13]>> No, that was I'm not wearing pants.

[00:40:21]I was holding against the door with my uh tennis.

[00:40:26]Sorry, how was my hand? I'm sorry. It's hard to thrive and to and >> Listen, you're a busy guy.

[00:40:33]>> No, but I think that this makes it interesting.

[00:40:35]>> Well, you guys still Dave's gonna love it.

[00:40:40]>> Yeah.

[00:40:42]>> Um, >> did you Cuz he >> he was excited. He was excited for this interview.

[00:40:46]>> See, you could do I'll do it like a I'll do a 360.

[00:40:52]>> Yeah, >> there you go.

[00:40:53]>> Okay.

[00:40:53]>> If it's easier vertical, I can just frame it vertical.

[00:40:55]>> Yeah, we'll make it work.

[00:40:58]>> No. Oh, no. It's all good.

[00:41:00]>> Look at this people. Let's try to get Let's try >> How many How many times have you seen somebody win the million? Howie >> on that show? He was like so rare.

[00:41:08]>> Only like two times. It was really hard.

[00:41:10]Move up. Move up. We're on bars still sports. Move up. Move up a little bit.

[00:41:15]Move up. I'm on a podcast. You want to be on a podcast? Do you want to be on a podcast?

[00:41:21]>> Okay. Thank you.

[00:41:22]>> You're on a podcast. Even if you don't want to be on one.

[00:41:27]Hey.

[00:41:28]>> Hey. What's up? You got any pics today?

[00:41:30]>> They're saying what's up.

[00:41:31]>> How's it going?

[00:41:32]>> They said how's it going?

[00:41:33]>> Do they know Barto? They know Bar.

[00:41:36]>> What? What's uh what's the podcast?

[00:41:39]>> It's called Jerry.

[00:41:41]>> Life of gay men.

[00:41:46]The man. He closed the window. He closed the window.

[00:41:53]>> I thought I thought LA was open-minded out there. Did you used to feel good though? You talk about people having nothing. Do you feel good when they won a big-time prize?

[00:42:01]>> Nothing is better than winning than than watching people win. Nothing is better.

[00:42:06]I didn't want to do a game show, but to be standing there when somebody's life is changed forever, that excitement, that glow is is so it's it's so contagious. That's why I I beg to do, you know, I love AGT cuz I'm watching somebody's life change forever in a moment. I do this show right now for Netflix. I'm I'm hosting tonight live at at at uh 5:00. Well, your central time.

[00:42:32]You figure you do the math.

[00:42:34]>> It's probably at uh 6 your time or 7.

[00:42:36]It's called Best Guest Live. It's live on the Netflix app. It's like HQ. you I ask f I give you five clues and the people who guess every night we give away 15 grand just live from my office.

[00:42:50]I don't do it every night because I'm not always in the office but anytime there's a game or people can win or I watch somebody win. I don't know why I get such a you know a rush.

[00:43:03]>> Yeah. No guys those guys are following me in the truck.

[00:43:07]>> Can me and Terry play or No.

[00:43:09]>> Yes. We could we >> Yeah, just download Best Guest Live on your from your Apple. Do you have Do you have Netflix subscriptions?

[00:43:17]>> Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[00:43:18]>> Yeah. You play it tonight. It's on tonight. I'll be there. I'm I'm It's a 15minute game. It's every night. It's every single night. We've given away one time sometimes we we jump the prizes. We gave one person $200,000 one night.

[00:43:32]>> What the What's it called? Best Guest Live.

[00:43:34]>> Best Guest Live.

[00:43:35]>> Best Guest Live. It's on every weekday on on your mobile device. It's just an app. Best Guest Live.

[00:43:41]>> I'm downloading it right now. That's >> Yeah, I'm downloading it right now.

[00:43:46]>> Yeah, play it tonight. What time does it say it starts there in Chicago? I know it's 5:00 Pacific, 8:00 Eastern. What time are you? Central, right?

[00:43:54]>> Probably. Yeah, 7 central.

[00:43:55]>> 7.

[00:43:57]>> So, 7 central. I'll be there live grand.

[00:44:03]>> Yeah. Bar Stool has bumped into some game shows now. Uh, you know, and we we got hosts, they do a great job, but we've done a spin-off of Surviving Bar Stool, Rat Race, which is like, you know, the race across America. Um, I know.

[00:44:19]>> Yeah. Amazing race. Uh, what was the other one? Bar Stool Across America was like a >> Barcel America.

[00:44:24]>> Barcel America was like a challenge with that.

[00:44:26]>> I watched Liam last week hanging on to that golf cart.

[00:44:30]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:44:30]>> Yeah. The kid he got >> He's a hero. He's a hero. I'm proud that I know that kid.

[00:44:37]>> He's a hero. He deserve He deserved to win that thing.

[00:44:39]>> Yeah. The guy who messed him up as a villain, too. So, >> yeah.

[00:44:44]>> Yeah. I don't know why they gave him the prize.

[00:44:47]>> That's hanging on. Hanging on. You can't just break a piece off.

[00:44:52]>> Oh, no. Not Dana. The guy who threw You see the clip with the milk?

[00:44:56]>> Oh, the milk and the spitting.

[00:44:58]>> Yeah.

[00:44:58]>> Yeah. That was crazy. That was crazy.

[00:45:01]>> Yeah. It's just That's Terry's arch nemesis.

[00:45:04]>> Bad guy.

[00:45:05]>> I know he's a bad guy. So why do they why do they you guys allow him to uh Well, he did get disqualified. I'm sorry.

[00:45:11]>> Yeah. Well, I've had some sins here, too. So, I guess, you know.

[00:45:15]>> Yeah.

[00:45:16]>> But >> speaking of sins, uh, Howie, have you ever, you know, heard about or attended any type of like Hollywood parties?

[00:45:26]>> Yeah. No, I don't I'm not a big I'm not a big uh Hollywood guy. I'm not a big party guy. I'm That's why I'm not even in my office. I wanted to be alone in the car. I don't know if you heard I mentioned I think I mentioned on another show. No, I did. Oh, yes, I did. I mentioned this on another show. I'm uh I'm a germaphobe.

[00:45:49]>> Oh, really?

[00:45:50]>> Yeah.

[00:45:50]>> So, I don't like being Yeah, that's a good thing. That's a good thing.

[00:45:55]>> I I Yeah. So, I don't like to be in crowds and I don't really enjoy, you know, being in in a room there's more than, you know, two other disinfected people.

[00:46:08]>> What was co like then for you?

[00:46:10]>> So, no, I don't go to a lot of Hollywood parties. I don't go to Hollywood parties.

[00:46:14]>> Good. Good. What about >> You're looking for dirt from a Hollywood party?

[00:46:18]>> No. No dirt. I was curious.

[00:46:20]>> Co killed me, man.

[00:46:21]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:46:24]I got I just out me. I'm I'm actually sober now because of COVID because I I was uh first it started with gummies. Then I was do because I couldn't sleep. So I tried to take gummies. Then I would eat a whole pack like the whole can of gummies and then I would take the gummies and smoke and then I would take the gummies and like smoke pot. And then I would take the gummies smoke pot and drink until I was unconscious cuz I couldn't sleep and I thought I was going to die. And then I I can't. So I haven't even I won't even have a glass of beer anymore.

[00:46:57]>> Yeah. Jerry's uh 10. Jerry officially.

[00:47:00]>> Yeah. 10. 10. 10. Yeah.

[00:47:02]>> 10 years sober.

[00:47:03]>> Yeah. You never know. I should be in a much bigger room, right?

[00:47:06]>> Congratulations, buddy.

[00:47:08]>> Thank you.

[00:47:09]>> You would think.

[00:47:10]>> Yeah. You would think.

[00:47:11]>> You would think. Here we go. There's uh are you coming in the back door of the office, but this will >> Let's see if >> Is this your first time ever coming through the back door?

[00:47:28]>> I see what you did there.

[00:47:31]>> I'm on a pod.

[00:47:32]>> I'm on a podcast. I'm on a bar.

[00:47:38]>> Okay, there's Steve and Chandler and Seth. They're saying what's up.

[00:47:43]This is show, but I can show you.

[00:47:45]>> You can't show them, but you can show me. Well, I'm on right now.

[00:47:49]>> Oh, this is Let's see what's happening here. You want to see the office?

[00:47:53]>> Sure.

[00:47:53]>> Yeah. Do Do other people record there?

[00:47:55]>> Yeah. Somebody's doing a podcast right now. That's Jillian Michaels from The Biggest Loser. This is I have a gaming team. This is I'm partners with Tain and a live gaming team. So, >> we play Call Call of Duty there.

[00:48:08]>> Jerry, I own a team. I own a team.

[00:48:11]Howie.

[00:48:12]>> So do I. You should be in the global gaming team. Do Do you know you know who Clinton Sparks is? We play >> So I just played I just won 10 grand from NEO. These are my I have a uh I'm I'm involved in a in a hologram company.

[00:48:26]There's all all the holograms.

[00:48:29]>> Wow.

[00:48:30]>> Of different people. Let me show you what else they might be.

[00:48:34]>> It's a big spot. Howie >> Yeah. Or they're building a new set.

[00:48:37]Wow. Look at this. This is They're testing this new This is my studio here.

[00:48:42]They're testing a new Volutrics wall.

[00:48:44]Look at this wall.

[00:48:45]>> Oh, wow.

[00:48:46]>> This is like what they shoot the Mandalorian on.

[00:48:49]>> You know, you're big into tech stuff, too, right?

[00:48:52]>> I love tech. I go crazy for tech. This is my This is my area where I go camping. This is my little camper here.

[00:49:01]>> Oh, nice.

[00:49:02]>> Yeah. This is I'll come I'll show you more. You'll see some cool stuff. You got There's this tour. Is this okay or is it >> This is great.

[00:49:12]>> Look at this. This is I gave uh I gave I don't know if you can see this picture.

[00:49:17]This is me giving Britney Spears her first gold record.

[00:49:20]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Yeah. This is my >> What's Britney been up to? She She's in trouble, right?

[00:49:25]>> She dances. This is uh this is Yeah.

[00:49:29]This is my first Tonight Show. Joan Rivers took me on and then I ended up doing it uh 22 times. This is uh That's Johnny Carson's. That's Johnny Carson's uh last Q card ever.

[00:49:42]>> Wow.

[00:49:42]>> Can you read that? Robin Williams and Bidler.

[00:49:45]>> Do not >> Yeah.

[00:49:46]>> Do not take took it. I took that. This is uh You were talking about deal or no deal. This This is her first job.

[00:49:56]>> You see who that is?

[00:49:57]>> Megan Markle right in the back.

[00:49:58]>> Yeah, that's her first job.

[00:50:00]>> Wow.

[00:50:01]>> Hi. How are you? I got a lot of stuff.

[00:50:03]This was This was me. I did Joan Rivers's last show and this is Chris Rock's first time on television. That's Chris Rock, me and Paul Rubin's.

[00:50:12]>> That's nice that uh Paul Rubin kept his pants on.

[00:50:18]>> I see what you did there.

[00:50:20]>> So, but uh All right. Yeah. Listen, we know you're a busy guy. I had one last one for you.

[00:50:26]>> Okay.

[00:50:26]>> You're a big- time practical joke guy.

[00:50:28]You got thrown out of college. Do you think the practical jokes and the prank calls um are like a thing of the they got basically ruined now with caller ID and stuff like that? And what got you into such >> I didn't get thrown out of college. I got thrown out of high school. I don't have a GED. But but uh no, I think uh whatchamacallit who just did uh TBS just did a prank show with sports people. Who who who was it? And it's like the number one show. That show just blew up and the ratings were through the roof. Who is it?

[00:50:58]>> Who was doing it? Uh, >> it's a basketball player.

[00:51:00]>> I play with Anthony Davis.

[00:51:02]>> Anthony Davis.

[00:51:02]>> That's it. Anthony Davis. So that So it's not a thing of the past. It just blew up and it was huge.

[00:51:08]>> So I was on that one, too, a little bit.

[00:51:11]>> All right. Perfect.

[00:51:12]>> I I still love Frank.

[00:51:14]>> Yeah.

[00:51:15]>> Anyway, thanks for having me on, guys.

[00:51:17]>> Thanks for the time.

[00:51:18]>> Thank Thank you, Harry. I appreciate that.

[00:51:20]>> See that? A little driving a tour.

[00:51:22]>> Love it.

[00:51:22]>> That was great. That was great.

[00:51:24]>> And then we pissed off two guys in a truck.

[00:51:26]>> Yep.

[00:51:29]later.

[00:51:30]>> So much Howie.

[00:51:31]>> Bye.

[00:51:32]>> There you go.

[00:51:36]>> That was crazy.

[00:51:37]>> Could I could go down as the worst podcast of all time, >> but also maybe the best.

[00:51:43]>> Yeah. I mean, Dave's gonna Dave's gonna bury us.

[00:51:48]He's gonna bury us.

[00:51:51]>> But I like I mean, JetKy's got five pages. The guy's been like >> Yeah. Yeah, I mean I have all I have everything like you know >> questions. We didn't get it from a third and like you know credit to obviously Jordan and Sage like they do unbelievable but it wasn't one of those things they don't know about like we got our boys got us in the guy was like >> I think I think it would have been better if like it was like sitting down at the office for sure you know but that was the worst podcast of all time.

[00:52:19]>> Yeah. Uh >> but I think it's going to be hilarious.

[00:52:22]>> But it might it might be Yeah. I mean Yeah. Yeah, I mean I I had no problem like >> Yeah, I kind of enjoyed the tour.

[00:52:30]>> Yeah, the only You should have done the PFT that he talked about at the end.

[00:52:34]That's why I just text >> should ask him his favorite color uh halfway through. But um the whole response deal no deal with his hand covering the >> Oh yeah. Yeah.

[00:52:43]>> I couldn't tell if he was doing it on purpose.

[00:52:46]>> Yeah, I took a picture of that.

[00:52:48]>> Yeah, that's uh that's something. I still think he's I'm still a big fan. I still think he's a fascinating guy. But uh >> yeah, just a busy guy, you know.

[00:52:55]Yeah, >> these Hollywood guys are busy, man. You know, you can't It's hard to catch them.

[00:53:00]It's >> hard to catch them, you know?

[00:53:02]>> I was >> It felt like he was like excited to be there, though. And like just like showing OFF HIS OFFICE.

[00:53:07]>> OH, YEAH. YEAH, for sure. And like he is funny. He's quickwitted. Like he shut down every question I asked. Like >> um Yeah. I don't know what >> you know, you know what's funny about this jet ski? We were at dinner and you know Rico was like, "Hey, we got Kenny Hammer." And Dave was like, "Who's that?" And whatever. Talked about it.

[00:53:26]And then he's like, "Who else?" And then Rico's like, "Yeah, we got Howie Mandel." And Dave was like, "How Mandel?" No, you didn't. No, you didn't.

[00:53:33]And we were like, "Yeah, we did. We We got him." You know what I mean? He's like, "I don't know. I don't think that's going to be really good." And me and Rico were like, "No, like we're going to bust balls. You know, we'll be fine." And then and then that happened. Dave Dave's gun.

[00:53:50]>> The hand clip. Dave is definitely gonna be >> But like there was >> It's almost perfect. Honestly, it's almost perfect.

[00:53:58]>> Yeah. I mean, we didn't really want to cut him off and like But >> it wasn't like he was disinterested.

[00:54:02]Well, maybe, I guess, but I don't I didn't seem that way.

[00:54:06]>> It didn't seem like he was mad to be there, I would say. I don't think so.

[00:54:09]>> No. Right.

[00:54:10]>> He turned it on. It's better than He didn't like, you know, just box up and not give answers. It was also like we obviously know I said I'm a big fan of deal or no deal and he's like yeah like you know then we open up five cases it's like yeah I kind of know how this show works like but what yeah um very interesting. I'm interested to see D I think how fast do you think it gets sent to Dave on his quote tweets? like he's not gonna watch it, but like >> it's gonna drop and then Gaz and Austin are gonna send them clips and then Dave will tweet this is the worst show of all time. Might be the worst podcast of all time.

[00:54:55]>> So, can we can we can we recover from that or like is this >> Yeah, of course. Yeah. No, listen.

[00:55:01]>> But in the world of you guys, like that's this is perfect, >> right?

[00:55:04]>> That's fine. And I I was going to say like I didn't want to be disrespect disrespectful, but I was going to say to him like, "Hey, is like now a bad time?"

[00:55:11]I I'd be like, >> "Yeah, >> I don't know, you know, like >> Yeah. Um >> I didn't know how to go about that, you know.

[00:55:17]>> Yeah. I mean, we're not Barbara Walters, but like you I was, you know, we're interested in a couple different things to like whatever.

[00:55:22]>> I thought when he called us, I like he was going to be acting stupid.

[00:55:26]>> Me, too.

[00:55:27]>> Not in the Tesla.

[00:55:30]>> Yeah. You know what? You know what? Like he just doesn't know us, Tara. You know what I mean? Just like it is what it is, you know? I think if it was like if he was doing like a podcast with I don't know like who knows one of the something I think he would be like more >> Yeah. You're gonna have to cut out those free ads. That's the other thing. Like we can't be having >> Yeah, that was a walking.

[00:55:49]>> We can't be having free ads. I'm not I'm not It's one thing to get a bad clip.

[00:55:53]It's another thing to get >> Yeah.

[00:55:55]>> I I know he's busy. I know he's busy right now, but like I w Is there a way for you to share that im? Like I kind of want Blutman to like see the tape like almost >> instantly. I have the picture. Yeah.

[00:56:11]Right on my phone.

[00:56:12]>> But I think he's doing something like now.

[00:56:17]>> Who?

[00:56:18]>> Bluntman. Like you'll never like Oh, had it.

[00:56:20]>> Put the picture in our group chat then or send it to Blutman or something.

[00:56:24]Yeah, I put I put in the group chat.

[00:56:26]>> Just the whole time I'm sitting there like Chadky's looking at me, Gary, and he's like I'm like, you have to address the fact that the camera >> Yeah, I I was I was never going to address the hand ever.

[00:56:38]>> If we didn't say something, it would have been the whole thing.

[00:56:40]>> I kind of think that would have been better.

[00:56:42]>> I was kind of hoping it just stayed there the whole time.

[00:56:44]>> I've always wanted to try to do I think we still might do it for Bosco Industries. I might try to do five minutes of standup to see how long >> you still that's still I didn't know you were still doing Bosco Industries.

[00:56:53]You're still doing it.

[00:56:54]>> Yeah, we just dropped Why do you keep saying? I didn't know you were still doing Bush.

[00:56:59]Okay, that's fine. I didn't I haven't seen a Bosco Industries. Did the B1 come out?

[00:57:03]>> Yeah, we No, no, B1. Not yet. We just dropped.

[00:57:06]>> I was I was waiting for the B1.

[00:57:07]>> We got Taffer tonight as we record this or this. Well, whatever. Taffer's out.

[00:57:12]Uh beekeeper coming.

[00:57:13]>> What's Taffer doing? You were >> similar scenario to how >> him and Harry Mandel might get along.

[00:57:20]>> Got it.

[00:57:22]I was a bartender. He's supposed to give us some time. Oh, here. Bring him in.

[00:57:26]>> Who's that?

[00:57:27]>> Liam.

[00:57:30]>> What up, Liam?

[00:57:31]>> Yo.

[00:57:32]>> Hey. Hey.

[00:57:33]>> Uh, we love you, >> Jerry. Thank you. Show them. Jerry, show them the picture.

[00:57:40]>> I can't. My background's blurred. You got to show it.

[00:57:42]>> All right. Hold on. Where you at, Liam?

[00:57:44]>> I'm at the office. I'm in BigCat's office.

[00:57:47]>> Are they still Are they still done? Are they done filming? Surviving?

[00:57:50]>> No.

[00:57:51]>> Oh, Lower. Lower.

[00:57:56]>> Is it over?

[00:57:58]>> Yeah, it's over.

[00:57:59]>> Yeah, it's over. Yeah, it's over. Yeah.

[00:58:01]>> Why are you guys saying it like that?

[00:58:03]>> It didn't go bad. It was just interesting.

[00:58:05]>> It's very interesting.

[00:58:07]>> And yeah, he's an interesting guy. Oh, what? He was in his Tesla for >> He was in his car for the whole ride and >> then he kept covering the camera with Zan accidentally. It was funny.

[00:58:17]>> That's good. That's good.

[00:58:19]>> I How did that My dad is at his studio right now.

[00:58:24]>> Oh, really?

[00:58:25]>> Yes.

[00:58:27]>> We didn't We didn't get >> just never there.

[00:58:30]>> No, he pulled in at the end, showed us some things on the wall. Free ad. We have to cut it. And then uh that was kind of it.

[00:58:38]>> Free ad for what? redacted.

[00:58:40]>> He tried to give a free ad.

[00:58:42]>> Oh, >> Sketchers.

[00:58:44]>> No, >> no, >> no.

[00:58:47]>> But yeah, for the for five minutes of the >> 25 30 minutes, his hand >> I think people are going to like it. I think people are going to like it.

[00:58:55]>> It's interesting.

[00:58:57]>> He wasn't a dud by any means. He was just It was just >> No, he wasn't a >> He had a lot of funny oneliners, but >> Okay, that's good. It's just all right.

[00:59:07]>> Yeah, we're good. Everything is gone.

[00:59:11]>> Are we sure?

[00:59:13]>> Yeah, it was it was actually great.

[00:59:14]>> Yeah, it was very funny. It was very funny.

[00:59:18]>> Okay, I I believe you guys.

[00:59:21]>> Yep. Check it out next week.

[00:59:23]>> Yeah, >> I I probably will. I might consider doing that.

[00:59:28]>> All right. Thanks, Blowman. Go Vegas.

[00:59:31]>> Yep. Yep. Uh thanks for looping me in.

[00:59:34]Make sure to say thank you to Marky.

[00:59:36]>> We will. Great speech at UCLA.

[00:59:39]>> Thanks. Thanks.

[00:59:40]>> All right. Later.

[00:59:43]>> All right. Thanks to Howie Mandel, thanks to the Blutmans. And uh we'll catch you next week on uh House Call.