Don't let Super play Apollo...

Añadido: 2026-05-28

[00:00:00]Wait guys, I have a potentially really dumb question. You guys know how Arabic is read from right to left? If you are reading, if you're like putting in a number, would you type like would the number be backwards, too?

[00:00:13]>> So, like if you're typing like 1,003, would the number be spelled out like like 30,000?

[00:00:22]Does that make any You see what I'm saying? Are you special needs? That's what people theorize. But dude, does Mr. TOMATO HAVE A JOB, BRO?

[00:00:32]AND BATMAN, BRO, what is this [ __ ] lane? Batman.

[00:00:37]Mr. Tomato.

[00:00:39]>> Yes, bro. That actually is Batman. It is him. Do you guys remember the first time you heard of Tik Tok? Cuz I do. Like the first Tik Tok you ever saw? It was the [ __ ] It was that stupid [ __ ] hit or miss. I guess they never met. You guys know what I'm talking about? Back in like 2018 or whatever. I was like, "What the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] bro?"

[00:01:01]>> So excited to be watching a super fly door.

[00:01:09]One HP on her.

[00:01:14]>> I'm a [ __ ] chor. You got the kills.

[00:01:16]>> I like it.

[00:01:17]>> I'm sorry, bro.

[00:01:18]>> No, it's my fault. I [ __ ] I got stuck on the fence.

[00:01:20]>> No, no, no. It's my fault. No, I got stuck on the on the thing, bro. It's my fault.

[00:01:24]>> No, it's my fault, bro. You >> Oh [ __ ] That's my bad, actually.

[00:01:29]>> Stuck on the fence.

[00:01:31]>> Sorry. [ __ ] that. I don't know.

[00:01:33]>> I don't know what happened there.

[00:01:34]>> Let me just get the heal.

[00:01:34]>> My bad.

[00:01:35]>> When stream ends, he sits in his post stream room and laughs like that. How'd you know, >> guys? Stop me still pushing her.

[00:01:46]>> Oh, she's juking us.

[00:01:48]>> Uh-oh. We all messed up. That's embarrassing.

[00:01:50]>> No, bro. Oh, I I didn't know how she had enough stamina still. I thought for sure she used that. The reason why I dropped down, I was like, "Oh, she doesn't have stamina anymore." But she did.

[00:02:00]>> Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

[00:02:03]>> You killed all the >> um I don't know. I I was going to message her, but I I was like, "What if she just ignores me and I feel like a [ __ ] shit?" So, I didn't just swap though care.

[00:02:21]I am.

[00:02:23]>> Wait, you're just better, bro.

[00:02:25]>> You're just better.

[00:02:26]>> Don't die for it, though.

[00:02:28]>> Oh my god.

[00:02:31]>> Okay. So, uh, guys, >> holiday's missing.

[00:02:39]>> Why doesn't he punch me there?

[00:02:40]>> Careful. Holidays in our lady again.

[00:02:45]>> Why, bro? I >> Holiday missing call, brother. He's missing.

[00:02:54]>> I'm dead.

[00:02:55]>> That's That's crazy as [ __ ] for my [ __ ] warden. That's just my bad. I guess I'm even more aware of the fact that they they're going to [ __ ] gank on the holiday.

[00:03:06]>> Guys, please help. She was more speed.

[00:03:10]Please, please kill her. Please kill her. She has a bag. She teaged me.

[00:03:12][ __ ] teabag her back. Kill her.

[00:03:14]Slaughter her.

[00:03:15]>> Tabag. Tabag group. Tabag.

[00:03:18]>> Good job. I got you, bro.

[00:03:19]>> Good. Good job, bro.

[00:03:21]>> I'll call him a slur next time I kill him.

[00:03:22]>> Well, we you know, you you ain't got to do all that, but like I appreciate the tea bag.

[00:03:25]>> No, I'm going to call it a slur.

[00:03:27]>> I promise you ain't got to do that, bro.

[00:03:30]>> I'm definitely going to call her a slur, bro.

[00:03:33]>> I'm ready to give them hell.

[00:03:34]>> That's tough. Viso.

[00:03:45]>> Wow. What a [ __ ] blaso.

[00:03:50]That was kind of crazy on the lows.

[00:03:58]>> [ __ ] lock it. What an item.

[00:04:00]>> Kind of picking my ass a little bit right now. I got to lock.

[00:04:02]>> I got a walker.

[00:04:03]>> Good job, bro.

[00:04:05]>> Can I get a kiss on the forehead for that?

[00:04:08]>> No. Okay.

[00:04:09]>> Wait, hold on.

[00:04:10]>> I'm coming. Yellow.

[00:04:18]Nice job, bro.

[00:04:22]>> He's cage. I'm on.

[00:04:25]Is he trolling? What is this?

[00:04:27]>> Yo, Schwine, thanks to get the sub, bro.

[00:04:29]It's the faithful sheriff. Appreciate that, bro. Appreciate that, big dog.

[00:04:34]>> I just trolling. Holy [ __ ] >> dude. This [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] >> Wait, I thought you had him last.

[00:04:44]>> Oh my god.

[00:04:50]Uhoh. Help.

[00:04:52]>> You got yours.

[00:04:56]>> Yo, four. Four. Four. Four.

[00:04:57]>> Bigle. Bigle.

[00:05:00]>> It's actually [ __ ] >> They're stuck in here with me, bro. He don't before he dies. Oh my god.

[00:05:11]>> Oh my god. My team.

[00:05:12]>> Oh, he's pissed.

[00:05:18]Oh, with a bag as well.

[00:05:21]>> Coming.

[00:05:25]Oh [ __ ] Holy cow.

[00:05:30]That's [ __ ] We need to fight this.

[00:05:31]We need to fight this. We need to fight this.

[00:05:36][ __ ] [ __ ] Nice work.

[00:05:46]Nice.

[00:05:48]We can we can we can get aggressive here on holiday one.

[00:05:55]>> Lol.

[00:05:56]>> That's two enemies.

[00:06:01]I think he just What the [ __ ] I think he just chill.

[00:06:04]>> Drop. Just drop. Just drop. Oh, you're right.

[00:06:06]>> Yeah, we have three.

[00:06:09]>> Wait, is interesting. thing.

[00:06:12]>> I got two.

[00:06:15]>> Wait, can we just end? Winning with your snipers is simply an impossibility.

[00:06:21]>> Says the holiday.

[00:06:26]>> She's the first one. Nice.

[00:06:34]>> I got two.

[00:06:39]should be.

[00:06:48]>> Nice.

[00:06:53]>> Wow, that's a quick game, guys. Good job.

[00:06:57]>> That man was two and 10.

[00:06:59]>> Smart. Omg, two years.

[00:07:01]>> Wow, that was a fast game.

[00:07:03]Yoshi kind of cooking up the worst matchmaking fathomable, bro. I kind of have always hated the bad matchmaking argument. Like, people say that [ __ ] in literally every single competitive game ever. Oh my god, bro. Matchmaking is so dog [ __ ] recently, man. Like, listen, bro. Obviously, there are bad games that happen, right? But like, that's just bound to happen every now and then, bro.

[00:07:31]You can't really do too much about it.

[00:07:32]Ultimately, you got to just deal with it. Like you're always going to get games where you can't win. That's just part of the [ __ ] system, bro. Like if you're stuck in a in a lower rank, it's not because [ __ ] the matchmaking system has it out for you and wants to put you down. I hope Yoshi puts you in an EU game.

[00:07:55][ __ ] It's just so dumb. It's just so dumb because matchmaking is never going to be perfect. It's impossible to make perfect matchmaking in a game that's not like a 1v one game, you know? And like that's another thing, bro. Ultimately, you have to make a decision when it comes to matchmaking as well. Like >> do you want to prioritize um people playing games because obviously like the closer you try to make matches, the longer people have to wait. It's kind of just dumb ultimately.

[00:08:28]superstition like that and pretend it's and pretends it's profound. Brother, what are you I'm not not [ __ ] profound at all. I'm just calling it as it is, dog. If you're stuck in plat or diamond, it's just cuz you're not good like or like comparatively at least, you know, that's fine.

[00:08:59]No, they're both.

[00:09:03]>> You got to parry those. Can you parry while you're charging your three? I don't I don't think you can. I also could have killed both of them. I thought it was better, but I stink. What can you do?

[00:09:28]I mean, he's dead. Um, I don't know what I'm going to do about this guy.

[00:09:33]>> And we have a trade. I guess it's fine.

[00:09:37]>> Oh, I wanted to steal your camp, [ __ ] >> Infernace.

[00:09:41]Infernace.

[00:09:42]>> Oh, Infernace went to go gank after he died.

[00:10:06]God, he's one >> going in.

[00:10:13]Oh my god. Rest the locking is so good.

[00:10:17]WHY DOES Atsumat have face twitch occasionally? Is that his focus face?

[00:10:20]Yes, bro. I get really ugly and hideous looking. I'm sorry if it's offputting to you. You always look like that. Okay.

[00:10:26]And you'll never find love life. Like I don't know what to tell you.

[00:10:39]>> Pull back, >> [ __ ] almost ready to transform.

[00:10:52]>> You don't have a chance.

[00:10:58]>> He's not.

[00:11:05]>> Silver, you got this. Come on, Silver.

[00:11:06]Please.

[00:11:09]Holy [ __ ] Impaled under.

[00:11:14]Yeah, bro. Throw in furnace is so real.

[00:11:25]>> I mean, I just can't do anything. I literally can't stop him.

[00:11:33]>> I literally couldn't stop him. I I I nothing I can do.

[00:11:40]I >> I destroyed the guardian on yellow.

[00:11:44]Whatever, bro. I know, but every time I use my three, he gets a resto lock. And I I I don't think I even played that wrong, did I? Like, that's just ass, bro.

[00:12:05]>> UH-OH.

[00:12:08]>> Take out Buff.

[00:12:10]>> I see Ventor.

[00:12:12]I'm kind of pounding him, >> dude. Come here, you little [ __ ] rat, >> DUDE. LIKE, [ __ ] OFF. LIKE, I don't >> Whatever, bro.

[00:12:26]You're so [ __ ] weird.

[00:12:31]I saw that coming a mile away.

[00:12:38]>> You actually thought that would work?

[00:12:41]Sh. Where'd he go?

[00:12:47]That's just insane.

[00:12:49]I had no cool downs. I mean, I can't even do it. Like, bro, he's just a brain dead character. I don't know.

[00:13:04]>> I think Amos just getting healed.

[00:13:05]>> Leave that to me.

[00:13:10]Abs is formidable.

[00:13:13]>> You're chasing me like there's no way.

[00:13:17]>> I really expected more from you.

[00:13:24]>> Like dude, if I had any health ever, by the way, DANG LIKE ANY HOPE EVER.

[00:13:41]You don't have a chance. They ask for this.

[00:13:48]>> I see Abrams.

[00:13:50]>> There's just no shot.

[00:13:58]>> I mean, I have a team full of people who don't have arms or eyes or legs, maybe even ears. I don't know.

[00:14:04]>> My silver is 10k 0 and six. Okay.

[00:14:08]York needs help.

[00:14:10]>> Why does York need help? Why is no one on York?

[00:14:16]>> There's no way you [ __ ] that, you sicko.

[00:14:22]Uh-oh.

[00:14:26]Yes, VINDIC is under attack.

[00:14:42]>> [ __ ] on.

[00:14:44]>> Actually, [ __ ] on, [ __ ] Wait, Walker's dead, though.

[00:14:49]>> I mean, not my fault, though. Again, like I don't know what's the rest of my team doing during this all during all this. I couldn't tell you.

[00:14:55]Oh, I don't get it. Am I just bad at the game? You guys can tell me. My silver's dead again. Chopped. What can you do?

[00:15:12]>> What?

[00:15:19]Oh, we're out of there. Yeah, lock is too good.

[00:15:22]>> Under attack.

[00:15:23]No having fun.

[00:15:38]>> Like, bro, how like what is my team doing ever? I don't get it. Why does it feel like I have to do everything? I guess cuz I do, huh?

[00:15:46]>> Let's take out a >> Oh, I'm [ __ ] dead. away.

[00:16:07]You think going to happen?

[00:16:11]>> They're huge.

[00:16:13]>> You're in pistol lobbies. You're on Apollo. You might be right.

[00:16:16]>> Now, I should help my team run earn.

[00:16:18]Will I be doing that? We'll see what happens. They'll be fine. My my 0 and7 15k silver. I'm looking at the mini map watching my team lose this fight. And I'm going to blame them for it. And we like we didn't even get our [ __ ] lane situation sorted. I got to go to blue now. How is my Ivy like where is she going with the >> We got it somehow. I don't even know what that means. I straight up don't even know what the hell that means, bro.

[00:16:44]Like why are our lanes just dog [ __ ] Mid.

[00:16:48]>> I have to fix yellow.

[00:16:50]>> Let's push.

[00:16:52]>> I literally don't know what's happening, >> but I have a lot of farm, so like that means I got to be doing something right.

[00:16:56]Yeah, my team's probably going to need me.

[00:17:01]>> Uh-oh.

[00:17:03]Um >> double hit.

[00:17:21]>> Okay.

[00:17:27]>> All right.

[00:17:33]Dude, I'm pounding. I'm actually pounding.

[00:17:39]I mean, this guy's just ass. He messed up his thing. Oh no.

[00:17:43]Oh my god.

[00:17:48]Big. Oh my god. Max win.

[00:17:54]>> That's huge.

[00:17:56]>> I could just I could just rip all here.

[00:17:58]Can we get this iron? I can just and you can maybe run it in.

[00:18:04]>> Okay. Love that.

[00:18:08]Just amazing.

[00:18:16]>> We got her W.

[00:18:19]>> How are you not hitting me there? You [ __ ] >> The detective is here.

[00:18:29]Oh my god. Where'd he go?

[00:18:33]>> Blocks it for you. [ __ ] Bro, look at our waves. How is it always like this?

[00:18:40]>> Like literally, >> okay, like imagine for a second if I didn't go back and fix the waves every time. Just like imagine for a sec.

[00:18:53]>> I mean, first good repost. All my reposts are good, fool.

[00:18:59]That's the best you got.

[00:19:04]I'll run them through.

[00:19:07]Okay.

[00:19:08]>> Now, >> okay.

[00:19:13]Wonderful.

[00:19:16]>> Out the [ __ ] map we go, y'all.

[00:19:18]>> My silver is 0 and 10 with 23k souls.

[00:19:22]Okie dokie. And we're somehow ahead by 15k. Don't even know what that means.

[00:19:28]>> Okay, we really cannot die here, guys.

[00:19:41]>> What's happening, bro? Where is anybody?

[00:19:49]>> Drifter one. Um, >> I see Benador. I don't really understand what's happening.

[00:19:58]>> No, I'm just dead. No.

[00:20:01]>> Gotcha.

[00:20:02]>> I'm not just dead. Well, GG. Infernace has phantom strike.

[00:20:11]>> What does that even mean? I guys, I I don't know. I tried. I think I just fell off too much.

[00:20:17]>> They claimed the earns.

[00:20:18]>> They get free urns. They still have that [ __ ] ass walker up, bro.

[00:20:22]Where the hell did they go?

[00:20:27]That's insane.

[00:20:31]That's just crazy to me that I got stunned there. I cannot believe that.

[00:20:37]Okay, actually ping issue. I literally pressed my two. You can go back and watch it. I promise I'm not coping. You can literally see I pressed my two and it just didn't go off.

[00:20:46]Wait, big lashing.

[00:20:56]What the hell?

[00:21:04]>> Wait, yo, the [ __ ] Oh MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

[00:21:08]>> YO, the [ __ ] healing tempo minions almost just deleted our our >> need to deal to the instrument.

[00:21:16]>> That's crazy. This just so hard. I don't know, bro.

[00:21:21]>> This is the hardest game ever.

[00:21:24]>> Okay, but like seriously, does no one know how to like cross the map efficiently on my team?

[00:21:28]>> This is disgusting how every time I'm the one picking up waves.

[00:21:33]>> Like, what do I do, guys? What do I do?

[00:21:37]>> Mid boss has arrived.

[00:21:39]>> I mean, they're going to go mid. We have to get ready to fight that.

[00:21:41]>> Okay.

[00:21:45]>> Oh [ __ ] That's insane.

[00:22:01]>> I see the drift.

[00:22:03]>> They don't have a >> report this [ __ ] Apollo for what?

[00:22:07]>> BAITING THEM IN TO CHASE me and winning the game.

[00:22:13]>> Mid mid.

[00:22:14]>> Someone clear the base.

[00:22:16]>> I I can clear. I can clear you guys.

[00:22:18]Just go mid. Just go mid. Maybe maybe get ready to just one more person. Go back.

[00:22:27]>> Stop. [ __ ] >> No way. Right.

[00:22:31]>> Damn it. They have the rejuvenator.

[00:22:33]>> What the [ __ ] >> I just can't do anything. I I don't I'm on [ __ ] base duty. Like, we literally just lose if I don't do this, by the way. All right, we're going to get some we're going to get some big purchases here. We don't even have a wave on, guys. We need green wave.

[00:22:53]>> Yo, are they [ __ ] stupid? I'm sorry TO BE TOXIC, BUT ARE THEY DUMB AS HELL?

[00:23:02]>> I don't know.

[00:23:02]>> Ready to take off.

[00:23:09]>> Welcome to New York.

[00:23:27]That's insane to me.

[00:23:30]>> This Abrams is getting shoved into a [ __ ] locker and not dying.

[00:23:42]There's 20 there, bro. Oh my god. I'm going to kill myself.

[00:23:48]>> The rejuvenator of defending out.

[00:24:03]>> I guess my fault for dying there. I don't know. I guess it's my bad.

[00:24:09]They took out the >> I really expected more from you.

[00:24:21]>> I got to go. I got to go before I die.

[00:24:23]>> You actually thought >> they have more rejooves. Winnable.

[00:24:41]Back in the pit. Get in the bit. Get in the pick. Get in the pit.

[00:24:45]>> Throw, dude. Like, are you serious right now?

[00:25:12]This game is a perfect example of what people mean by bad matchmaking. These people should not be the highest rank.

[00:25:19]>> I'm banning you if I lose. Mids up in 45. Don't die. No one. No one die right now. No one died. I should say like at silver. Don't die.

[00:25:29]>> Listen. Just shove every uh lane and then go mid. We have to. No, no choice.

[00:25:34]>> We can't.

[00:25:35]>> [ __ ] you mean we can't?

[00:25:38]>> Oh, they have four uns to be claimed.

[00:25:41]>> Okay, we lost.

[00:25:42]>> Hey, Super, I love you. I've heard great things about tracking to your going to try it out next month.

[00:25:49]>> Hold on.

[00:25:50]>> This game I'm I'm too invested in this game.

[00:25:58]Let's go blue.

[00:26:00]>> No way.

[00:26:06]>> Played it just [ __ ] kept me alive for way longer.

[00:26:16]Yo, how much? I was at 1,700 health.

[00:26:25]Unreal.

[00:26:29]Look at my [ __ ] useless ass silver.

[00:26:30]I'm sorry. That's so rude of me.

[00:26:33]I don't know, man. Is it my fault this game? Like I I don't know. I guess I could have done more. I mean, it was 5v6 this whole game, guys, unfortunately. I hate to say it.

[00:26:44]>> Good game.

[00:26:47]>> I mean, my silver just I don't I don't even know, bro. I don't even know. Like, my silver is just ass.

[00:26:54]>> It's a tough one. Can't lie. Looking for the sunshine. Let me keep a checklist. I just waste my time till you're back in my room. And if you change your mind, I could give you the moon. I can't sleep.

[00:27:04]I'll be waiting till you walk in the door. And if you need me, I'll be laying face down on the floor. I'm just