Your Assumptions About Us!

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:02]Yeah. Shut up. You and Christian were in an open relationship at some point.

[00:00:05]>> Say you go the cuck. Yeah. Shut the up, mother.

[00:00:11]>> It's getting really >> Okay, let's restart.

[00:00:14]>> Hello, friends. Welcome back to the channel. And for today, instead of doing a vlog, I thought it'd be fun to do an assumptions video, which I've never done on my channel.

[00:00:23]>> I have no idea what I'm doing here.

[00:00:24]>> He is here to check. I'm going to answer it. Someone's gonna be like, "Hey, Heidi, I assume that you're like this."

[00:00:31]No, I'm not. And you're gonna be like, "Fact." Or you're gonna be like, "Nah."

[00:00:35]You can also answer it if you want.

[00:00:37]>> Okay.

[00:00:37]>> Okay. So, first time my channel. Let's see how it goes. If you guys enjoy these, let me know and maybe we could do more of them.

[00:00:43]>> What is this called?

[00:00:44]>> Answering your assumptions about me.

[00:00:46]>> Okay.

[00:00:46]>> That was dramatic, right?

[00:00:47]>> Yeah. I hope you pick good ones.

[00:00:49]>> I did. I did pick good ones.

[00:00:50]>> Who the you think you talking to?

[00:00:52]>> First person says, "Heidi wears the pants in the house.

[00:01:01]We had different areas of things that we tackle and own. But I would as far as designing, I just let you Yeah. do that.

[00:01:08]>> Just But generally, like who wears the pants in the house?

[00:01:11]>> In the house, I'll say you wear the pants in the house with like a lot.

[00:01:16]>> No, just like in general.

[00:01:17]>> I don't know. Okay, let's restart.

[00:01:20]>> Okay. Thoughts on splitting bills 50/50?

[00:01:23]>> That's not an assumption.

[00:01:24]>> Okay. It says you split bills 50/50 is what people are assuming.

[00:01:27]>> Generally, I think I would say yes. I mean, I definitely anytime we're getting food or gas or >> we don't like >> anything I always pay, but >> on big expenses like, you know, the home, you know, I did pay for the extension. You haven't or anything, but >> um I I'd like to think we end up being equal on big purchases, but >> she she never pays like anywhere we go.

[00:01:49]>> Yeah, cuz honestly, I don't even have my card. And he has my card cuz he's buying them.

[00:01:53]>> I'd say I pay like 75%.

[00:01:55]Everything.

[00:01:56]>> I would say like overall of our bills are 50/50. Then everything else. Yeah.

[00:01:59]You'll kind of >> join account. You know what I mean?

[00:02:02]>> Yeah. So overall, for the most part, >> I see a lot more drafts on my account than she does.

[00:02:08]>> I got quite a few, too.

[00:02:09]>> Whose Amazon points are you using?

[00:02:11]>> I used all of mine. So now I've dabbled into his. You have a lot. The world knows you have a lot. So I'm dabbling in those.

[00:02:16]>> It's fine.

[00:02:17]>> Okay. Next one. You weren't a cat person before you found Simba. That is true.

[00:02:22]She was not wanting to touch them, be around them.

[00:02:25]>> I just never been around them and I was like I used my whole family's super allergic. I was allergic, but I got shots done and now I'm obsessed with them.

[00:02:32]>> Yeah, I know. Obsessed. Everybody knows.

[00:02:34]>> Everyone knows, but you were obsessed with them, too. We're both kind of obsessed. We're actually watching Scarlet right now. Okay, next assumption. You seem like you're great at managing stress.

[00:02:43]>> That is true. She is.

[00:02:45]>> I'm pretty good.

[00:02:46]>> Very good. Yeah, >> I would say like I I'm pretty good at being able to compartmentalize.

[00:02:51]>> You really don't get stressed that much.

[00:02:52]I feel like >> Yeah.

[00:02:53]>> Yeah.

[00:02:54]>> I feel like you stress out more than me.

[00:02:56]>> Yeah, for sure.

[00:02:57]>> I actually manage my stress or I track my stress on my at all. I track my stress on my order.

[00:03:02]>> That's a false assumption. She doesn't wear her a ring.

[00:03:05]>> I haven't in like a week and a half.

[00:03:06]>> You wore it for maybe two days. So, don't let her lie to you.

[00:03:09]>> Okay, that's a lie because >> No, it's not a lie.

[00:03:11]>> No, it is. That is a lie because it told me my you have to wear it for 30 days in order to see your um >> You've not worn it for 30 days straight.

[00:03:18]>> I think I have. No, you haven't.

[00:03:19]>> Cuz I unlocked certain levels in my Anyways, I have worn it and my my stress was pretty good.

[00:03:26]>> Every once in a while pop. It pop in there during the week. Okay, next question. I'm super competitive.

[00:03:32]>> I don't think I am.

[00:03:33]>> I don't think you are. No, I I think No, not competitive, I guess, with yourself, but like we're not that No, I wouldn't I don't think you're that competitive. Do you think it's a good or bad thing?

[00:03:43]>> I don't know. I feel like I'm pretty competitive.

[00:03:45]>> I feel like people who are competitive like go really far in life and I'm just not very competitive. I am competitive with myself though myself all the time.

[00:03:52]>> That's all that matters. Yeah. You're just not great at sports and things.

[00:03:55]>> I'm really not.

[00:03:55]>> I I want our kids to be competitive.

[00:03:57]>> Okay. Well, that they're going to get that from you then.

[00:03:59]>> Yeah.

[00:03:59]>> Cuz they're going to start getting competitive. I'm like, "No, >> I want him to have that dog."

[00:04:03]>> Pick that dog.

[00:04:04]>> No, he's not going to pick that dog.

[00:04:09]>> I I have a cat in me. Next assumption is someone says you never lose it as in your temper.

[00:04:14]>> That's true. We both never lose our temper.

[00:04:18]>> There's been a few times I've like >> No.

[00:04:20]>> For me, like when I was filing complaints on Uber Eats, I was like, >> "Okay, but she'll like silently be like writing a complaint on Uber Eats as her like freak out moment." So, >> no.

[00:04:29]>> I'm like, "Why is it taking so long?"

[00:04:31]>> But then I keep my phone.

[00:04:33]>> So, this is a knot. That's a true. You do not.

[00:04:35]>> Yeah. It's a true thing. I do not really lose my temper. I've never yelled at you. Have you seen that thing where it's like the people in the back, they're like, "Sign if you've been if you're being abused."

[00:04:46]>> No, stop it.

[00:04:47]>> Sign that you need help and you can't verbalize it.

[00:04:55]>> What are you doing?

[00:04:56]>> Wait, that is a thing though, right?

[00:04:57]It's this.

[00:04:57]>> Yeah. No, I would say it's like is this >> like I've never lost my temper.

[00:05:01]>> Help me.

[00:05:02]>> Um, some people assume that we only hang out with people with money. We only hang out with friends who are rich and we're very clicky.

[00:05:11]>> I just don't have any more room for new people. My circle's filled and I other than kids expanding in that circle, my circle's been the same for like 10 years.

[00:05:20]>> I think what it like we have friends that are in all different tax brackets.

[00:05:24]I don't like the word rich. I'm like as rich. I have five friends. We were all broke. Started making videos and we kind of developed together. So >> I don't give a damn if people think all my friends are rich. I'm happy that my friends do well. I have like my best best friend is Britney who we've been friends with my entire life since I was born.

[00:05:41]>> Well, the thing is like whoever's in our circle, if you go to our wedding, like my two best men are not even in that close vibe cuz they're like in different cities and stuff. Uh Joey and Garrett and like for you is Britney, right? So, I feel like they don't even know all of our real friends on on on it's not all it seems on camera. Like we have a lot more people in our life than what >> what it looks like on social media. Not everyone that's in her life wants to be all over our social our social.

[00:06:06]>> True.

[00:06:06]>> So >> like even one of my sisters Yeah. Yeah.

[00:06:09]Shut up. One of my sisters even like people like oh who's that brunette sister? I'm like for a while she just did not want to be on social media even now still. So it's like people didn't even know I had an additional sister who's like my best friend. So take that you wrong.

[00:06:20]>> More so you wrong.

[00:06:22]>> I just don't have any bandwidth for any extra.

[00:06:24]>> Yeah.

[00:06:25]>> She does. I don't.

[00:06:26]>> I don't. No I don't.

[00:06:27]>> You go you go to lunch with people sometimes.

[00:06:29]>> Well yeah if I'm >> crazy talk. Sometimes if I like meet a new friend, I'm like, "Oh yeah, let's go to lunch." Like literally once every four months.

[00:06:37]>> That's a lot more than me.

[00:06:38]>> It is.

[00:06:39]>> Okay. Next one.

[00:06:40]>> Okay. Another assumption is you ask Christian to fund your business.

[00:06:44]>> Okay. Here we go. You go ahead.

[00:06:48]>> No. I have never asked Christian for any money. I've I've done everything from the ground up.

[00:06:53]>> Every time you forget your card >> on my own. He has paid for some lunches and dinners but did not put any money into buff money collection itself or grounds. So no. But isn't it funny that I still get questions like that? Assum assuming the Next one is no assumption but just recognition that you have great taste in music. Do I have great taste in music? Don't don't bring up Tom Petty.

[00:07:13]>> I like Tom Petty. I just don't I don't think he's like the best. That's her favorite artist.

[00:07:18]>> My favorite artist of all time. I have a lot of favorites. Tom Petty know all the songs. There will never be a better artist than Tom Petty and he's like >> I would say both of our music style is like stuck in like 2000 to 2012. So I think it's good but most people that are actually culturally into music and stuff that probably I mean we're so basic.

[00:07:40]We're like 2000's daddy daddy you know dad rock playlist. That's me. So I would >> introduce me to a new artist.

[00:07:47]>> I would say we're highly like versed.

[00:07:50]Neither of us. Well, someone assumes that I have really great taste in music.

[00:07:53]So, >> I would Okay, give it to you.

[00:07:55]>> We found a new artist that we were obsessed with. Christian introduced me to him and I was like, "Oh my god, this is love this music."

[00:08:01]>> Who?

[00:08:02]>> Amazing. Fell in love. I was like, "Wow, this is the best artist I've ever listened to."

[00:08:06]>> Who?

[00:08:07]>> Who? Who? What are you out?

[00:08:09]>> Juicew World.

[00:08:11]>> Oh my god. Yeah. She didn't know who that was.

[00:08:13]>> You didn't? So, we both were watching all the videos, listening to all the music, and then I find out that he's no longer here.

[00:08:19]>> RIP. That hurt. So, ever since I was like, you know what? I'm gonna stick with my >> We found out seven years after Juicew World that Yeah.

[00:08:27]>> Yeah. It was really sad.

[00:08:28]>> So, that just further shows we're not really in tune with what's happening.

[00:08:32]>> I was like telling my business partner, I was like, "Oh my god, >> I heard about this guy.

[00:08:37]Like, he's so good. He's the best freestyle in the world." Like, oh my god. And he's like, Heidi, he died. It's like, next assumption. You never have days where you can be couch potato all day. I uh you'll be like I have days where I she does not relax.

[00:08:51]>> I do have days.

[00:08:52]>> She does not rot like I rot.

[00:08:54]>> Okay. He will like rot. He will just like >> you don't actually rot.

[00:08:57]>> Sleep for like 24 hours.

[00:08:58]>> She's not a roder. I'm a roer. She's like a rot for like an hour and then start getting on her iPad and do stuff.

[00:09:05]You're not a ro. You're not a rot. Yeah.

[00:09:07]But >> I have things to do. So like an hour of rot is a lot of time in girl world.

[00:09:11]>> I wish I could rot more.

[00:09:12]>> I love a good rot.

[00:09:13]>> You don't even know what one is, >> babe. I've rotted before.

[00:09:17]>> No, you haven't.

[00:09:18]>> I've binge watched Netflix >> for her. Like two episodes, maybe three is like pushing it.

[00:09:24]>> If it's a really good If it's a crime show, I will binge watch and I will not get on my iPad.

[00:09:28]>> Yeah, but those are like three to four episode series normally max. I'm talking a different level.

[00:09:34]>> A different level of ro.

[00:09:35]>> Okay, keep going.

[00:09:36]>> Okay, next assumption. You're actually low maintenance and would stick by CG's side if he lost everything and he would do the same. Yeah, I'd say we're you're low maintenance.

[00:09:47]I don't know that I'm low maintenance.

[00:09:49]No, I'm kidding. I am.

[00:09:50]>> Do you think I'm low maintenance?

[00:09:52]>> I think you'd be down for whatever.

[00:09:54]>> Yeah, >> I think so, too. Like, if an apocalypse came, I feel like I would be our leader and I would help us survive. No, not to like you'd fight the zombies, but I would be like, "Great, let me go."

[00:10:04]>> You would plan out and stress me out.

[00:10:06]>> Oh, no. No.

[00:10:08]>> I would plan everything. I'd be like, "Okay, we have to pick berries. How are you going to know? How do you know what berries to eat if we're out in the wild?

[00:10:14]>> Well, there's no chat GBT at that point cuz the internet's down. So, WHAT DO YOU DO?

[00:10:18]>> DAMN.

[00:10:19]>> YOU LOOK FOR animal food and you see what the animals are eating cuz you're >> There's a deer in the front yard. Take that.

[00:10:24]>> We have a dead deer in the front yard.

[00:10:26]It's the whole situation.

[00:10:27]>> What was the assumption?

[00:10:28]>> You're actually low maintenance and would stick by CG's side if you lost everything.

[00:10:32]>> You're a control freak is what you are.

[00:10:34]>> I am a control freak. It's okay. I relax though sometimes. Okay, next one.

[00:10:40]You and Christian were in an open relationship at some point.

[00:10:43]>> True.

[00:10:44]>> They the >> We're not Mormon Tik Tok wives here.

[00:10:48]>> First three years.

[00:10:49]>> I would I I know there's some people out there and I'm sure it works for them. It would not work for me. Absolutely not.

[00:10:55]No.

[00:10:55]>> Maybe one day.

[00:10:56]>> Would you share me with someone?

[00:10:58]>> We'll talk later.

[00:10:59]>> No.

[00:11:00]>> Wait. What's it called when >> swingers?

[00:11:03]>> No. You You were telling me this word when someone is a >> swinger. swinger or a >> a cuck. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:11:11]>> No, we're not that, babe. We're not that. Never. Uhuh. No.

[00:11:16]>> A cook.

[00:11:18]>> So, my parents are watching. There's probably Googling what that is.

[00:11:20]>> No. No. Miss Summers, don't do it.

[00:11:23]>> Okay. Next assumption is you keep your circle small.

[00:11:27]>> Yours is bigger than mine. Your circle's kind of big.

[00:11:30]>> I feel like Yeah, your your circle is very small. You have like four friends, right? Five.

[00:11:34]>> Add Joey and Garrett. So, I have five siblings and like all of them are my best friends. So, I already like match you there. And then I have all of the girlfriends.

[00:11:42]>> Yeah. You probably have like you're super close to >> 20 >> 15. I've got like more five to six.

[00:11:48]You're like you're probably 3x what I have.

[00:11:50]>> No, that's not 3x. I feel like I have >> literally it literally is >> my siblings and five friends that I'm like really close with.

[00:11:56]>> Then you have your old friends too. So 15.

[00:11:59]>> Yeah, I'm close with them too.

[00:12:00]>> Yeah, for sure. But I've also like I was a bit of of a nomad of being in Alaska and San Antonio than Houston. I'm just kind of I have friend groups all over the place. Next one.

[00:12:10]>> Gypsy Rose.

[00:12:12]>> I'm a gypsy. Next.

[00:12:14]>> I ate so much triller and cookie.

[00:12:17]>> We're really full right now.

[00:12:18]>> And like I'm so full, >> babe. Next assumption. We're almost done.

[00:12:22]>> Okay, go.

[00:12:22]>> Next assumption. I feel like you cuss a lot.

[00:12:25]>> She never cusses ever.

[00:12:26]>> Do I not? I feel like I do.

[00:12:28]>> No, you don't.

[00:12:28]>> My mom says I do. Okay, whoever's editing, bleep it, but say say big say a sentence.

[00:12:34]>> Say it.

[00:12:35]>> Say it. You go.

[00:12:40]>> Damn, she's smiling. This means she never does that.

[00:12:46]>> She's not cursed.

[00:12:47]>> What would you say? Cussing me.

[00:12:49]>> Shut the up, mother.

[00:12:51]>> So angry.

[00:12:53]>> It's getting really difficult.

[00:12:54]>> You cuck.

[00:12:56]>> Babe, you can't say that. You're just going to be editing this like what is happening?

[00:13:01]>> You >> Someone says that I'm very OCD.

[00:13:06]>> I would say can more needs everything like planned out and >> I love a plan.

[00:13:12]>> Yeah.

[00:13:13]>> I love organization.

[00:13:14]>> You're a lot more like antsy than than I am.

[00:13:17]>> Yeah. You're like go with the flow. I'm like >> love it.

[00:13:20]>> I would love to know the itinerary.

[00:13:22]>> Yeah.

[00:13:23]>> And what time I need to be ready at. I love that. You used to be more free flow. You were kind of tightening up as you're getting older. No pun intended.

[00:13:31]>> We have a lot more responsibility now.

[00:13:33]We have three pets, a whole house.

[00:13:34]>> Yeah.

[00:13:35]>> Yeah.

[00:13:35]>> Same different day.

[00:13:37]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[00:13:38]>> We balance each other out.

[00:13:39]>> We do. Okay. Here's a new assumption.

[00:13:42]You've had lipo. Something to help tighten up your skin.

[00:13:44]>> Had lipo.

[00:13:45]>> Yeah. So, look right here.

[00:13:46]>> Where would you pull it from?

[00:13:48]>> I think my waist. They assume that my waist is not natural. that I had lipo, >> which honestly it's a really technically I have had lipo for the PRP, but it was like a teaspoon I think they said that they took out. So technically >> you're very OCD. All caps.

[00:14:05]OCD is not the right word. It's not OCD.

[00:14:08]It's just like >> overcontrolling disorder.

[00:14:10]>> You're getting pretty controlling as you're as you're aging.

[00:14:13]>> Well, I like >> when you were 28, you weren't >> What was I like at 28?

[00:14:18]>> Way more relaxed. Was I just like >> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:14:21]>> Yeah.

[00:14:21]>> It's fine.

[00:14:22]>> Well, now I have responsibilities.

[00:14:24]>> Responsibilities.

[00:14:25]>> Now I got responsibilities.

[00:14:27]More of a question, but which of your siblings did you get along with best while growing up? Which one do you think?

[00:14:33]>> I would assume Jessica and Mary.

[00:14:36]>> I think it was actually it was Mary. Yeah, >> cuz there's six of us. So it's like if you're from a big family, you probably know this, but it's like the older three kind of like group together and the younger three group together. I was kind of like the leader of the younger three.

[00:14:49]Never have a bad day or moody. Am I?

[00:14:52]>> Oh, we have days.

[00:14:54]>> Oh, we have days. What days?

[00:14:56]>> Oh, here's an assumption. You moved to Alflland to watch Christian.

[00:14:59]>> Damn right. I moved right next to you.

[00:15:01]My office is right next door to you, so I can be like, "Hi, what are you doing?"

[00:15:05]Uh, fun fact. He actually gave me the office right next to his. So, maybe it's reversed. He wants to watch me.

[00:15:11]>> Maybe >> trying to watch me. There's also cameras in my office, so I'm like, >> "Who's watching who? You never know."

[00:15:16]You believe in ghosts? I do.

[00:15:18]>> I do tonight cuz we're going to watch that show.

[00:15:20]>> I don't want to watch.

[00:15:21]>> Something bad's something very bad's about to happen.

[00:15:23]>> He loves watching scary movies and scary shows. I don't. I wish I did. I wish I did, but I I hate scary anything. I don't like scary anything. Nope. I want to watch like Disney movies. Happy or crime, but not. Simba and Scarlet change your life for the butter.

[00:15:37]>> Fact.

[00:15:38]>> Fact. And Nala, you will keep going until you are on IVF around 100.

[00:15:44]>> Fact.

[00:15:44]>> No. What the? We're not going to 100.

[00:15:46]>> If we had to >> 100 rounds.

[00:15:49]>> Oh, >> you're tripping. You're tripping. Do you know how much money that would be?

[00:15:52]What's 100 times?

[00:15:54]>> I'll work harder.

[00:15:54]>> Okay, here's an assumption. You're messy around the house and Christian's a clean freak.

[00:15:59]>> That's false.

[00:16:00]>> That's so polar opposite.

[00:16:03]>> I am more of a clean freak. Messy AF.

[00:16:06]>> Yeah.

[00:16:06]>> Literally today, this morning, I was like, "Oh, look at these six bottles.

[00:16:10]>> We just need a water filtration system, and I won't use all those bottles. I promise you did that at the old house, too. He'll like leave empty bottles everywhere like right next to the trash.

[00:16:19]Like all he would have to do is like open the trash and just like like not even pop out, just in the trash. Someone is assuming Wait, next assumption. You really like neutral tones.

[00:16:30]>> No.

[00:16:31]>> All right, that is going to be the end of the assumptions. If y'all want us to do another video, comment below what questions you want us to answer in an actual like Q&A, like a couple's Q&A versus the assumptions. Thank you guys for watching. Are we going to give them a giveaway? Should we do a giveaway in this one?

[00:16:47]>> Whatever you want, my love.

[00:16:48]>> Okay. How about some gift cards?

[00:16:50]>> How about some Buff Bunny ones?

[00:16:52]>> How about 50/50?

[00:16:53]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:16:54]>> Okay. So, we are going to do a giveaway.

[00:16:57]$100 to Alfleet. $100 Buff Bunny collection. We're going to choose two of you. All you got to do to enter is give the video a thumbs up, comment below your favorite part, and make sure you subscribe to my channel. That's it.

[00:17:10]>> Bye >> bye. Do you want to kiss and wave? Bye.