Scimandan SWEARS At A Flat Earther!

Added: 2026-05-23

[00:00:00]Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, wherever you may be. Uh CC here, Chris from New York, Westchester County.

[00:00:07]It's uh 5/8 26.

[00:00:12]Today, uh actually, well, I just want to get into Artemis real quick again. Oh goody, more stupid about NASA's latest moon mission. It's been a couple of months since Artemis. Over 12,000 pictures have been released, hundreds of videos are out there, and somehow the cope just keeps crawling back like a flerf with a head injury and a Wi-Fi connection. Right, why am I here? I told you to stop bothering me for collabs. Yes, Dan, and last time you said no, I put you in my basement.

[00:00:41]Good point, well made.

[00:00:43]>> Exactly. So, today, Dan and I are going to go through CC from Westchester County's latest collection of noises pretending to be thoughts. I regret every choice that led me here. You'll regret more if you don't read the next line. So, grab your facepalm protection because this is episode 80 of Flerfs are idiots.

[00:01:06]We're living on a disc floating through space with a tiny sun.

[00:01:20]Welcome back to the channel that does to stupidity what A-Train did to Huey's girlfriend.

[00:01:39]>> [panting] >> Craig, why are you making me watch CC?

[00:01:46]He's, shall we say, a lot. Don't be coy, Dan. He's an idiot, but what type of idiot? A something idiot? A big idiot?

[00:01:56]No, no, no, come on, you can do better than that. You're on my channel. Put some mustard on it.

[00:02:00]>> A really big idiot? That's not mustard, Dan. That's room temperature mayonnaise.

[00:02:05]A spectacularly confused idiot? Better.

[00:02:08]Still sounds like you're writing his school report, but but better. I'm trying to be fair. Dan, he makes videos where he loses arguments to camera angles. Fairness left the building three stupid claims ago. Then let's see what he says. Fine, let's listen to words fall out of CC's mouth before they've had a chance to pass through a brain.

[00:02:25]There is a a problem, and I looked this up, and you know, I I I just you got to love NASA, okay? Cuz they they throw it in your face. You know, that's what they do. They throw it in your face, and they have to. That's what they have to do.

[00:02:39]What do NASA throw in your face, CC?

[00:02:41]Science? Space travel? Evidence? Your fragile ego? I suspect CC doesn't like having his inadequacies shown to him.

[00:02:49]Exactly. See, that's the feeling, Dan.

[00:02:51]That's frustration. That little bubbling rage when someone says something so stupid it makes your GCSE science teacher cry. Let it out, man. Goodness, he's annoying.

[00:03:01]>> Goodness.

[00:03:02]Brave. Brave stuff, Dan. Really went for the throat there. I thought so. Anyway, before Dan hurts someone with a strongly worded email, let's continue. They've got to throw this [ __ ] in in your face for them to feel better about themselves. Because they're all lying about this.

[00:03:18]Every single day they've got to live this [ __ ] lie. NASA currently employs around 18,000 people, and since 1958 has employed somewhere in the region of around 100,000 to 150,000 people. And CC thinks all of them are lying and keeping the same secret.

[00:03:36]>> the mind, doesn't it, Dan? CC is so deep in denial that he'd rather believe roughly three times the population of Greenland are all keeping the same lie, and not one of them revealed it. Not even on their deathbed.

[00:03:48]>> It is rather absurd. Rather absurd.

[00:03:52]Dan, this is a conspiracy so stupid it needs floaties in the shallow end.

[00:03:55]Doesn't it make you want to say something stronger? Yes, he is a plonker. A plonker? A significant plonker. Oh good lord, this is going to be harder than I thought. What is?

[00:04:05]Nothing. CC's brain. Continue. So, uh the amount of air that it takes to uh live in space for 10 days in a little car smaller than this, probably. I don't know. It's probably a pretty good size.

[00:04:20]You can fit four people in here, no problem, right? Yeah. Actually quite comfortable, I think.

[00:04:25]Put a bed right there, a couple of beds.

[00:04:27]Put the hole in the ground for the toilet. Yeah, I think that'll work well.

[00:04:31]That should be nice.

[00:04:33]10 days.

[00:04:35]You know how much air they would have to uh bring with them? That's right, 33.6 kg. See, you got to love NASA. Thank you for that number, NASA. I really appreciate that. That's great. For decades we've been able to manage cabin air, CC. You scrub out the CO2, filter contaminants, control humidity, and top up oxygen as needed. This isn't wizardry. It's life support.

[00:05:00]>> Exactly. Orion's environmental control and life support system circulates the cabin atmosphere through repeated processes, removing CO2, filtering trace contaminants, and managing humidity to keep the air breathable. Wait until CC finds out about submarines. HMS Vanguard, the lead boat of the Vanguard class, once spent 205 days underwater before returning to Faslane in Scotland. Apparently, according to CC, that must have just been Royal Navy magic. Perhaps he gets confused because he runs out of oxygen every time he tries to walk and talk at the same time. That's the spirit, Dan. A bit of venom in there. Lovely. I reckon you've got another gear, though. I thought that was rather cutting. Dan, that was a paper cut with manners.

[00:05:43]You've been listening to the Flat Earthers for nearly 8 years, mate. Dig deep.

[00:05:47]>> CC is talking absolute nonsense. So close. To what?

[00:05:52]>> Nothing, but personal growth. Carry on.

[00:05:53]But But first, let's make sure you guys help with this by doing something very simple. Make sure you've liked this video, you're subscribed, and you shared it with your friends. It helps the channel more than you know, and lets YouTube know that people are enjoying the video, which pushes its reach further. And I won't need to keep threatening Dan with kidnapping to help the channel.

[00:06:12]>> Anyway, let's get into the rockets.

[00:06:14]Um Once again, here we go with NASA and um their Walt Disney World fakeness of [ __ ] Rockets cannot work in space, okay? You cannot have a rocket in with no air ignite. You can't do it.

[00:06:38]Now, I thought about this deeply. But you know what I think NASA must have figured this out. As long as you ignite the rocket, stay with me here, okay?

[00:06:47]Now, follow me on this.

[00:06:49]Th- This is for the globers, okay?

[00:06:51]Maybe NASA figured this out that um if you ignite it here on Earth and you keep the ignition going into space and you don't turn that that rocket off. You got to keep it on the whole time. You can get into space with a rocket, I guess. Maybe that's what it is. That they did. They figured that out. They figured it out.

[00:07:13]>> Cavemen figured out fire. Why can't CC?

[00:07:16]Because he's a [ __ ] idiot.

[00:07:18]>> Harsh words, Fight. Let's keep this educational, please.

[00:07:20]>> Oh, come on, Dan. That wasn't even that bad. And admit it, it felt a little bit good.

[00:07:24]>> Rockets work in space because they carry both the fuel and the oxidizer. They do not need air from outside the vehicle.

[00:07:31]Exactly. NASA didn't figure out how to keep a campfire lit all the way to the moon. They put the stuff needed for combustion inside the rocket. Fuel, oxidizer, ignition system, done.

[00:07:42]>> So, yes, CC, rockets can burn in a vacuum because the oxygen needed for combustion is supplied chemically, not sucked in from the surrounding air. I wish flat-earthers had a single spark in their brains, just one, like a tiny little ignition source, something to get the thinking processes going.

[00:07:59]>> At this point, I'll settle for a pilot light. See, that was nearly savage. Keep going, Dan. Let the rage cook inside you. No, I think pilot light was adequate. Coward. Anyway, figured it out. As long as you ignite it here, you can go into space with no air, by the way, and zero gravity, by the way, and move around. That That's another thing, too. There's nothing to push off of, so where the [ __ ] are you going?

[00:08:23]Don't worry. Don't worry. Fight. The stupid is too strong. I need a break.

[00:08:27]Back in 2 minutes. I will get him to swear. Well, look. Another stupid ape with a plan.

[00:08:35]What's the matter, Creek? Not clever enough to do this video on your own?

[00:08:38]Pal, can you just like not today, please? I'm trying to do something here.

[00:08:43]>> Yes, I've been watching.

[00:08:45]Painfully. And we both know you're not smart enough to make Dan swear.

[00:08:50]He's not falling for it. You can't even explain Newton's law of motion.

[00:08:53]>> I was about to. Probably incorrectly.

[00:08:58]I am absolutely smart enough to do this, Pal.

[00:09:02]>> No, you're not. Quit flapping your meat mouth and let the smart one in the room explain.

[00:09:08]You're in a monitor. And still somehow the smart one in the room.

[00:09:13]Rude.

[00:09:14]>> Newton's third law explains perfectly how rockets move without pushing off air. Inside the combustion chamber, fuel and oxidizer burn, producing hot, expanding gas. That gas is forced out through the nozzle one way, and the rocket is pushed the opposite way.

[00:09:31]Action, reaction, momentum conservation, basic physics. Yeah, what could have explained that.

[00:09:39]>> Craig, I watched you burn a boiled egg yesterday.

[00:09:42]>> Cooking's hard. Being near you is hard.

[00:09:46]It's [ __ ] guys, okay? It's absolute [ __ ] if space actually existed.

[00:09:53]What a wonderful time it would be for humans, you know?

[00:09:58]If all of this existed, this this Walt Disney World that they that they created with planets and stars and galaxies and and universes uh you know and and black holes I love just to love black holes, man. It is amazing.

[00:10:15]The fact that human beings have set foot on another celestial body is incredible.

[00:10:19]The fact that we've had people continuously living and working in space for decades is incredible. Honestly, I almost feel sorry for flat-earthers.

[00:10:27]They don't get to join in with the joy of watching humans achieve extraordinary things. Don't pity them, Dan. That's that's how they get you. Get angry. Feel the stupidity burn. Let it flow through you. You're right. I am angry at the stupidity. Yes, good. Use it. Tell CC exactly what you think.

[00:10:46]>> CC, gosh darn it.

[00:10:49]>> Oh, for smacks sake. What? Nothing. I'm just watching a man bring a Nerf gun to a rage fight. Carry on. It always It always just fascinated me, you know, that the event horizon, you know, if somebody could actually get there onto the event horizon, they would just stop in time. You know, you know what I mean?

[00:11:06]And then you got to remember what NDT says, spaghet spaghettification is a It's such [ __ ] [ __ ] It's all a lie. It sucks. Everybody, you've been lied to the day you were born. Dan, I think you should just tell CC where to go. Come on. Dig deep.

[00:11:26]>> You're right, fine. CC should just go to the remedial classroom.

[00:11:30]>> Not what I meant, but all right, remedial classroom it is.

[00:11:34]What are you doing?

[00:11:41]Right, settle down class. Kevin, stop licking the compass. Nathan, the globe is not attacking you. And whoever wrote gravity is density on the desk, congratulations, you failed before you've even started. Today, we're learning about spaghettification.

[00:11:54]Spaghettification happens when gravity pulls much harder on one part of an object than another. So, if you fall feet first towards a black hole, your feet are closer to it than your head.

[00:12:03]Your feet get pulled harder than your head, which stretches you out. At the same time, gravity squeezes you from the sides. So, you are stretched one way, squeezed the other way, and turned into what scientists call Actually, they call it spaghettification because apparently even physicists occasionally have a sense of humor. This is caused by tidal forces. It's the same basic idea behind ocean tides on Earth, except the moon gently pulls water around, while a black hole turns you into a cosmic tagliatelle with shoes.

[00:12:32]Now, before the back row starts chewing crayons, this does not mean gravity is magic. It means gravity changes with distance. Closer apart, stronger pull.

[00:12:40]Further apart, weaker pull. Big difference, stretch.

[00:12:45]And that class is spaghettification. A real effect with a silly name, which is still better than having a silly idea with no effect whatsoever. Class dismissed. Please revise gravity, tidal forces, and basic not being a flat-earther.

[00:12:58]>> And there we have it. That is all the stupid that I can deal with for today.

[00:13:01]>> That was genuinely hard to get through, Fight. Please lose my number. I will absolutely consider pretending to do that. But before we go down, I I forgot.

[00:13:09]I've just got one more tiny clip of of stupid that CC's going on about to show you.

[00:13:13]>> No, Fight. No, please. It's only short.

[00:13:16]It'll be fine.

[00:13:16]>> That's what you said about the last one.

[00:13:18]>> Roll the clip. Uh actually, it is a day moon. That's right, you can see right through it. I love those day moons.

[00:13:23]Isn't that great? If that was a real satellite, okay? You would not be able to see through that at all.

[00:13:31]Shouldn't be able to see through anything at all. I don't give a [ __ ] And where's the black truck? Where is it? No, it's all blue. Don't worry. It's blue in space. That's right. That's what it is. It's blue in space. [ __ ] What the [ __ ] >> [music] [music] >> Great.