THEY'RE All A MESS! - Euphoria Season 3 Episode 5 Reaction

Ajouté : 2026-05-12

[00:00:00]Hey right guys, FredFruReacts here. And today we are watching and reacting to episode five of Euphoria season three.

[00:00:06]We are halfway through the season at this point and It's fine. It's fine. It's not on the level We spoke about this before. It's not on the level of season one and two, but it does have some elements to it that are entertaining and kind of wants to bring you back in for more, but I think there's just a ton of elements as well that is Sam Levinson trying too hard to be a bit edgy and a lot of scenes I just like what what are we doing here? So, it feels like we've kind of delve like it didn't feel that way too much in season one. Like it still had elements of that in season one, but not too much. Then season two definitely had more of that. Now season three has just gone way over in the the dial of just not shock factor Maybe shock factor.

[00:00:46]Maybe that's part of it.

[00:00:48]But yeah, we'll we'll see what happens.

[00:00:49]It keeps me coming back every week, so yeah. Episode five guys, if you enjoy, make sure to leave a like as it does help the video and it does help the channel. Patreon is down below if you do want to join us over on there, then feel free to do so, but feel free to do so.

[00:01:00]But for now, let's do this. She would never say it out loud.

[00:01:05]Oh, about this. Make one. This little piggy went to the market.

[00:01:09]>> to this [ __ ] This little piggy stayed home.

[00:01:13]>> Okay.

[00:01:15]Oh.

[00:01:16]>> This little piggy ate a big big meal.

[00:01:19]Inter- Oh, interesting.

[00:01:21]Do you think Sydney Sweeney actually did that or that's like some Could Sydney Sweeney get her foot up to here? Trust me, Cassie. She had 17,000 new subscribers. Well, there you go.

[00:01:31]There's the problem with them. 17,000 subscribers. She's making coin at that point then surely. It's a very lucrative gig. Oh, and you're doing the ASMR.

[00:01:40]Okay.

[00:01:48]Oh my god, bro.

[00:01:51]It's her doing the like lipstick kisses or They just can't stop. this every episode is sex. Do you like the sound of that?

[00:02:02]Do you want to hear my [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Okay, I just I just think we should stop. I just I would just like a TV show with a storyline, please. Or to humiliate her. I'm not going to fart in a jar.

[00:02:16]For $700?

[00:02:18]For $700?

[00:02:19]>> Fart in a jar.

[00:02:21]Is that they wanted Cassie to say their name. Connor, you're going to punish me.

[00:02:25]Joshua, Robert, Hunter, Okay, yeah. How much How much you reckon that cost?

[00:02:35]Probably like a grand.

[00:02:37]Money well spent.

[00:02:40]If you pay for this [ __ ] you are a certified loser, bro.

[00:02:46]I'm sorry, like Men should be free. They should be able to speak their mind, voice their desires. I'll hear you think they're being too restricted. So, Tricia Paytas.

[00:02:57]Why is she in everything now? I thought she was like an awful human being. I thought it was like pretty known amongst people is that she was a terrible person. Maybe she had this big change that I didn't know about and maybe she's she's not anymore.

[00:03:12]But I thought she was. So, I guess it would make sense why Sam Levinson would hire her. You don't cut them loose now, he's going to be entitled to 50% of everything you make. And I'm looking at your stats right now.

[00:03:24]Your career is about to [ __ ] explode.

[00:03:27]Maddy was right. 75,000 subscribers.

[00:03:31]I've never done this Oh my god, can we move on, bro? Like what We get it, man.

[00:03:37]>> [crying] >> And bigger. Oh, okay. Well, Yes.

[00:03:42]Oh, wow. Look at these spuds.

[00:03:46]What is happening?

[00:03:47]What is going on?

[00:03:49]Genuinely, what is happening?

[00:03:52]Is she turning into Godzilla?

[00:03:57]Yes, she's turning into Godzilla. Now, that is a storyline.

[00:04:01]How are you going to type on the keyboard?

[00:04:05]Is it Kaiju?

[00:04:06]She's turning into a Kaiju.

[00:04:09]So stupid, bro. I'm sorry.

[00:04:13]Crush them all.

[00:04:17]If I see someone get flattened, then I'd like that, at least. That'd be kind of funny.

[00:04:22]>> [screaming] >> Okay, I don't I don't really count that, though. I don't know if I count that.

[00:04:26]Lethal force will be used.

[00:04:30]Wow.

[00:04:34]Very cold.

[00:04:36]I think >> [snorts] >> Hi.

[00:04:39]Bro, you stop. Hi.

[00:04:43]You want to go where? I'll hold your breath. Oh, yeah. Do it.

[00:04:48]Yeah, bro, that's a that's an action figure of you. It's not actually you, but but if that makes you happy Actually, no. If that makes you happy Sorry out.

[00:04:59]What are you doing in there? Nothing.

[00:05:03]Are you jerking off to me again?

[00:05:07]Frank.

[00:05:09]Frankus. I'm just It's just porn. We're just like actually watching porn. This is so She knew this was her destiny.

[00:05:16]>> How long does this bit go?

[00:05:18]Oh my god, it's coming up to >> Try me. 10 minutes.

[00:05:23]>> I mean, that's a pretty cool shelter in the forest.

[00:05:26]This cool like building all that.

[00:05:28]There's nothing noble about a man whose loyalty ends the moment he's afraid to die.

[00:05:32]>> I might just go to hospital and kill him myself.

[00:05:35]In order to save his own [ __ ] life, he risked mine.

[00:05:40]>> [laughter] >> Really have to turn it off.

[00:05:42]>> Hands up, that [ __ ] Dracula-faced [ __ ] and her crew of moronic [ __ ] crackers. They know who it was instantly. They figured it out last episode. I was Fay. We must take back what's ours. We need a strategy.

[00:05:53]Well, they two blokes up did it, but she was a getaway driver. We had the element of surprise. What the [ __ ] is this?

[00:06:00]What?

[00:06:01]I'm 6'3.

[00:06:04]He's a pansy of a [ __ ] who's 5'9.

[00:06:08]Must have been a mix-up, man. I'll be switching them out. Hey, boss. Let me be [ __ ] clear.

[00:06:14]Do I look 5'9 to you? Oh, he's pissed, bro. You ain't me. I think he's losing it.

[00:06:20]In your mind, do I look little? Have a shrink? Not not not at all, man. Look, I I I went in there, I was grabbing them quickly. Let me get the right Then why the [ __ ] am I wearing these little boy pants? Bro, he's He's so pissed about it. Well, I think there's probably more going on there internally. You make me look like a small, itty-bitty nobody. I can go back to the shop. Oh, what you Oh, you think I'm not the size I am? That I'm so small, TINY, ITTY-BITTY NOBODY?

[00:06:46]>> MISTAKE, MAN.

[00:06:48]ALSO, YOU WAS TRYING TO make me look like a No, you [ __ ] fool. No!

[00:06:53]This is going to get Oh, he's done, bro.

[00:06:55]TELL ME, [ __ ] BEFORE I KILL YOU. NO!

[00:06:57]>> [screaming] >> YOU [ __ ] PIECE OF UH DON'T GO ALL OUT ON THAT, BRO.

[00:07:04]Do the bastards. I I guess, bro. I I I'm going to go with that was a a bit of an overreaction, but She's really good at her job.

[00:07:14]Yeah? Yeah.

[00:07:15]Annie brought her [ __ ] bulldog in, now there's diarrhea everywhere.

[00:07:21]Oh, no, Maddie, don't.

[00:07:24]How is she not earning like bank off classy alone? Will it still smell like [ __ ] in here at 3:00?

[00:07:32]Probably.

[00:07:33]Then reschedule the day.

[00:07:35]Will do. Sure, she's only good money there as well, but like I do make a lot of money.

[00:07:41]Yeah, it's cuz I've been tagging you [ __ ] Well, don't know if it's because of that, bro. And we've built a real business.

[00:07:48]And we have a whole team of professional videographers.

[00:07:52]Doing the Charlie XCX dance. And we have sponsorships.

[00:07:56]Just think of what we could build together.

[00:07:58]You'd be set for life, Cass. We've started a real business here. Cuts to like 10 people doing the Apple dance.

[00:08:05]Madi's my best friend.

[00:08:07]I know, but it's not personal. All right, guys. You didn't speak for 5 years. This is just shows our little friends Cassi and Ashley Hustle that he really cares about me.

[00:08:17]You know, there's a reason that everyone who comes into this house leaves famous.

[00:08:22]Some dreams do come true.

[00:08:27]If I can't convince you, maybe the fans can. I think a sexy video of you and Brandon will make a lot of money.

[00:08:33]>> Brandon's a TikTok star. He's not into porn. It's two of you.

[00:08:37]You're in a hot tub together.

[00:08:39]And he's rubbing your feet.

[00:08:41]Oh, Nate's like coming up with some ideas, I guess. Wouldn't that make you jealous? Baby, I'm a businessman. I'm just looking for opportunities. I mean, Brandon has 30 million followers. I don't think you're capitalizing on that.

[00:08:53]And he asked me to move in. Did you say yes?

[00:08:56]No. What are you waiting for?

[00:08:58]>> I have to talk to Madi first.

[00:08:59]>> Oh, [ __ ] Madi. Like, this guy can take you places.

[00:09:04]I'm really counting on you, babe.

[00:09:07]He's not desperate. Oh, move in with him, yeah.

[00:09:10]>> [laughter] >> I love you. I love you. I love you. You earn me that money as soon as you can, okay?

[00:09:15]Yep.

[00:09:16]I'll bring home the bacon. That's what I'm talking about. That is that positive mentality. That is how winning is done.

[00:09:22]I love you. Now, he's like fully invested, realizing how much she's making. I do wonder how much she's making at this point. I love you. You're a winner.

[00:09:31]I love you, too.

[00:09:32]Bye. Bye. Bye.

[00:09:36]Aw, they're so cute together. You won't get that money, bro. It's like Maddy has told her to cut off Nate and the other guy has told her to cut off Maddy.

[00:09:47]It's going to be for someone else. It's not going to be for her, obviously, but Ever since you came round it's been a cascade of trouble.

[00:09:58]I'm not saying you got a 666 inscribed on the back of your skull, but >> No, no, no, no, no, no. something about >> Definitely not snitching, but the heebie-jeebies. I mean, he's actually spot on, so uh he's bringing someone here. He's having a Dexter Morgan day.

[00:10:17]Oh, he already got the Okay.

[00:10:24]Who was that? But I got a good feeling about what she wants. What?

[00:10:31]For me to bend over and spread my ass cheeks.

[00:10:36]We're not going to do that.

[00:10:37]Yeah, I need a strong man who's going to do that.

[00:10:39]>> [laughter] >> But I must spread hers.

[00:10:43]Okay. Cuz what she don't know is this [ __ ] ain't nobody's monkey.

[00:10:52]>> [clears throat] >> I'll play this game to my own [ __ ] tune.

[00:10:58]You say that, but you're still letting her walk all over you. You could Oh, yeah, we'll go in and kill the bird.

[00:11:04]That won't piss her off at all. What's the one thing she really cares about?

[00:11:07]The bird. Well, let's kill that and then we'll leave and just assume they won't retaliate. Okay, what a great idea.

[00:11:17]Did he feed that guy to the pigs? Yeah, can't look like he did. They wanted a wiretap on Laurie.

[00:11:23]So, they needed me to get her to incriminate herself.

[00:11:26]>> Oh my god, bro. Hello. Uh hey, Laurie, listen, I was just calling to let you know that I had nothing to do with Paladin.

[00:11:33]You're a liar.

[00:11:34]No, I look, I told him how much you cared about him, but I didn't I didn't think he was going to kill him.

[00:11:39]I don't ever want to talk to you again.

[00:11:42]That's fair. That's very fair. I'm going to bet you wish you were still our drug mule.

[00:11:47]I'll bet you. Every [ __ ] day, man.

[00:11:50]Mhm.

[00:11:52]Too bad. Job's been filled.

[00:11:54]Oh, yeah? By who?

[00:11:56]Wouldn't you like to know, [ __ ] Well, that's good. That's fun. That will do.

[00:12:04]What an idiot.

[00:12:05]>> [laughter] >> What she's signing?

[00:12:11]Oh, is that divorce papers? It's Krog and Griffin now, is it? So, you were lying about living in a dorm and building.

[00:12:21]You caught me.

[00:12:24]After everything I've been through, What?

[00:12:26]>> I'm sensitive to lies.

[00:12:27]Yeah, I could say the same to you.

[00:12:29]>> been through? What have I lied about?

[00:12:32]Are you serious?

[00:12:35]Recently. Recently. Just that little caveat. In fact, it's one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make in my entire life. And I just need you to know that it's not personal, it's just business. Oh. Uh-huh.

[00:12:48]She's cutting her off. Oh, wait. I've been approached by the biggest TikTok house in Los Angeles.

[00:12:53]Brandon.

[00:12:55]Yes, Brandon.

[00:12:56]Basically, Brandon made me an offer I can't refuse.

[00:12:59]So, what did you say? This [ __ ] does happen as well, doesn't it? They have like big houses where all the TikTok stars stay and they just make content all day. But you're my best friend.

[00:13:08]Really?

[00:13:09]Yes.

[00:13:11]How could you even question that?

[00:13:16]Continue.

[00:13:18]Continue.

[00:13:20]I don't know how to say this without hurting your feelings. Mhm.

[00:13:25]But this is a big opportunity for me.

[00:13:28]But and you know what I'm going to rough on confused what what you just But I have to move on. Oh okay I understand.

[00:13:35]Okay.

[00:13:37]Yeah good luck. This is Madeline Perez.

[00:13:39]I'm calling about the LA Knights audition with Cassie.

[00:13:44]Yeah the one with Dylan.

[00:13:47]Kind of right. I'm going to have to cancel that. Dylan?

[00:13:52]She's not going to be available. Well I don't think you want to rough let's do it. Wait wait wait what? What? Wait when did that happen? What does it matter? I don't represent you. I feel like she didn't even put a number in so she's definitely like faking that call by the way. No no no no no no no no no no not not officially but Maddie my head is is swirling and I I I'm new to this and and >> [laughter] >> this definitely changes things. She didn't even call anyone Cassie. Never mind.

[00:14:16]She'll be there.

[00:14:20]Well just to avoid any future misunderstandings I drew up a contract. Yeah that's very fair. Oh yeah I won't read it all I'll show it to you and I'll just sign it.

[00:14:30]You stupid. Who's Cassie?

[00:14:34]I'm now entitled to 75% of your earnings. Wait how? Cuz you signed some [ __ ] and read.

[00:14:41]Dylan.

[00:14:44]You're so stupid Cassie. I promise you Maddie.

[00:14:47]I will not let you down. I said from the start that Maddie is great.

[00:14:53]going in for her.

[00:14:55]Maddie hadn't secured an audition. Yeah what a shocker. It's simple. Call the casting director. Put Cassie on the list. I can't abuse my power Maddie. Oh Lexi you're the most so boring this season. Lexi was like one of the best was it season one? She was one of the best characters. Five episodes and Lexi's done nothing but winge like the entire time.

[00:15:18]Oh which second name is she going to put?

[00:15:21]Howard is that her? Hi.

[00:15:23]I am so happy and grateful for this opportunity. My sister Lexi Howard, she has always been my biggest supporter. We love Lexi. Yeah. Yeah, we love Lexi.

[00:15:32]Yeah, she's she's brilliant. She's brilliant.

[00:15:34]>> I'll be doing a monologue from Antony and Cleopatra by William Shakespeare.

[00:15:39]Shakespeare? Wow. What do you What do you go for?

[00:15:42]>> better. How?

[00:15:44]Then Shakespeare? Um Sam Levinson Sam Levinson versus William Shakespeare.

[00:15:50]Hmm, it's a tough one. And this is her monologue of defiance. Great.

[00:15:54]Okay. Is she going to be like a really shitty actress?

[00:15:58]Or good I don't I don't I Sir, I will eat no meat.

[00:16:06]It's just Cassie episode, isn't it?

[00:16:09]It's 30 minutes of [ __ ] Oh my god.

[00:16:13]It's it's it's nothing happening.

[00:16:14][laughter] It's like the whole episode so far is Sydney Sweeney is doing really good on only fans and has like worked her way through podcasts.

[00:16:24]Rather annihilate me start >> And now is probably going to get this role.

[00:16:35]You're not serious.

[00:16:37]>> [sighs and gasps] >> That's your sister.

[00:16:39]You're too Yeah. If she can do Shakespeare, she can do what I do.

[00:16:46]Yes.

[00:16:48]>> [laughter] >> Oh god. Who was your most recent?

[00:16:59]Angel.

[00:17:01]How long were you all together? Oh yeah, Angel. What happened to Angel?

[00:17:05]We saw someone like sell side in a car then like it hinted that she got human trafficked, but I guess that's kind of left for interpretation.

[00:17:13]Then I um I ended up having to take her to rehab.

[00:17:18]You two were in love?

[00:17:20]Definitely. That was like the worst sofa, by the way, cuz how are you going to get comfortable on that if you're trying to lie down on it?

[00:17:26]Find that hard to believe.

[00:17:28]What, that we were in love?

[00:17:31]That you were in love. Sit on a chair, Jules. Jesus Christ.

[00:17:35]Try to No one eats food like He's just trying so hard.

[00:17:42]>> You look at me like you have something to say, but you never say it. Feel like I'm back in high school.

[00:17:48]What, I'm not allowed to come hang out?

[00:17:53]What do you want? I want you to sit on a chair and eat your Chinese like a human being. [ __ ] uh your landlord? Mr. Family Guy?

[00:18:02]>> [snorts] >> So, you're wanting to kiss me, but you won't out of respect?

[00:18:07]I'm confused. Do you want me to >> respects him. What do you want?

[00:18:11]A lot of things.

[00:18:13]Like a chair to sit on. You want to kiss me? Oh my god, if you're going to kiss, do it. You just Take my head in your hands and kiss me.

[00:18:21]5-minute monologue about if they're going to kiss or not. Want me?

[00:18:26]Make me yours.

[00:18:29]I'm going to kill myself.

[00:18:31]There we go. Bloody hell. That didn't need Didn't need to be a whole thing, did it?

[00:18:37]I go Well, never mind.

[00:18:39]You fooled us all. See, what they wanted you to believe is that that was Rue, but it wasn't.

[00:18:46]>> [sighs] >> Yeah, kind of got kind of got you with that writing. Good good job, Sam Levinson. Sam Levinson like writing that scene like Oh my god, bro. The the meme of the fire on the paper.

[00:18:58]Bring guys to my apartment and [ __ ] >> Is he from True Blood? Have I just clicked onto that?

[00:19:04]>> No, my friend Rue, she's not a guy.

[00:19:06]She's just like a friend from high school.

[00:19:08]>> Look, I give you a lot of freedom.

[00:19:12]but I got a kids.

[00:19:14]I got a wife. I cannot be coming home. I think he's got some trade blood. STD. I like you, but I love my family and I will not put them at risk. I love my wife so much.

[00:19:25]Yeah, I'm sure you do, bro. A few days later, Cassie wired Nate 30 grand.

[00:19:33]Yes.

[00:19:34]>> Even with the help [snorts] of Cassie, Nate had missed his last payment.

[00:19:36]>> Now, put it all on red. I'm telling you, Nate, today's one of them days. Put all of that on red.

[00:19:46]Okay.

[00:19:48]Put it on red now, quick.

[00:19:50]If he knows he owes it, why is he pissing about dancing to music?

[00:19:56]Go pay.

[00:20:05]Oh.

[00:20:06]It's not looking great, mate. Why didn't he just run outside? He's not going to do it outside, is he? In the middle of the street. I mean, he probably would, but No, I just got 30K, okay? I was going to call the house.

[00:20:16]Please.

[00:20:18]Nate, you are giant. You can just do something about this.

[00:20:23]Oh, dear.

[00:20:26]>> [screaming] >> Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:20:33]Please, I've got the money. Open hand.

[00:20:36]Oh, oh, oh.

[00:20:39]Oh, for God's >> [laughter] >> sake.

[00:20:43]I have the money.

[00:20:45]Give me finger. Oh.

[00:20:49]Well, here we go. Not again, Nate. Yeah, yeah, there we go.

[00:20:54]There we go. There we go. There we go.

[00:20:59]Yeah, just a normal day on the neighborhood.

[00:21:05]Oof, well, there you go. He literally did have the money as well. Why was he dancing around? [laughter] Sort of forgot that I frame magic.

[00:21:14]Figure out how to [ __ ] to get that [ __ ] up.

[00:21:17]What the [ __ ] is this? Coca, perico.

[00:21:20]Huh? I know what it is, [ __ ] Why you putting it on my dick?

[00:21:22]>> Okay, I found it in my locker. It's Rue.

[00:21:25]Rue put it there for sure. I know for fact. Maddie's not wrong as well. I'm being framed. When I was trying to tell Big Eddie, then the robbery happened.

[00:21:36]She ID'd the driver already, didn't she?

[00:21:38]On the surveillance. It's very obviously the other two while That's the first time she knew him.

[00:21:43]Yes. Ain't you say Rue lived with those crackers?

[00:21:46]Yes.

[00:21:47]>> And she didn't recognize their voices.

[00:21:49]No. Okay, but when you see her, like when you looked at her in the eye, you don't just like you know, like your blood doesn't boil?

[00:21:57]No. Not even a little bit? No. Just detached to self.

[00:22:01]>> How? Just the knowledge that everything is exactly as it should be. Like whether the milkshake I ordered is terrific or terrible, it's all equal. Okay, but terrific and terrible are not the same thing.

[00:22:12]>> Well, to me they are. No, that What?

[00:22:14]They're polar opposites. Maddie.

[00:22:16]>> I know there's a difference. It's just that difference is of no consequence to me.

[00:22:20]>> Okay, but how is that possible? Like I feel like I can wait for something, but that's not going to work for everything, is it?

[00:22:27]What if the bus boy, you know, like what if he just like jerks off in your milkshake?

[00:22:31]Ew.

[00:22:32]Why the [ __ ] would he do that?

[00:22:34]>> Because he's not in a state of pure harmony. Oh, well. God, man.

[00:22:39]It all goes back to Jesus. Ugh, well, I haven't really gotten to Jesus yet.

[00:22:44]You're reading the Bible, right? Yeah, but it's like 900 pages before he even shows up.

[00:22:48]>> [laughter] >> Jesus. It's like One Piece, One Piece pacing. Don't worry, the Bible gets good 900 pages in. Actually, to be fair, doesn't all the fun stuff in the Bible happen before he shows up?

[00:22:59]Hey.

[00:23:01]What up? She rolled up. Pleasure to meet you.

[00:23:04]Thank you. You were Rue's friend?

[00:23:07]Yeah.

[00:23:09]Now, you ain't never mentioned Maddy before. Why would you mention her?

[00:23:12]>> Why are you trying to hide her? I'm not trying to hide anything.

[00:23:16]>> [laughter] >> Oh, she's the worst rat ever.

[00:23:20]Are you Rue's boss?

[00:23:23]That I am.

[00:23:24]Spawn. Rue seems to believe that God sent her.

[00:23:28]God or the devil.

[00:23:31]We still trying to work that one out, don't know.

[00:23:33]>> Yeah.

[00:23:34]This guy. Yeah, my boss literally knows nothing about me or my family. That's right. See, I think it's important to care about your employees. Got no Rues in your crew.

[00:23:46]Else you don't know who's working for you or against you, right? Mhm.

[00:23:51]Rue, Rue wouldn't work against you though. Let's keep that in mind. She's very trustworthy. I'd take a big gulp for it, that'll help. So, you run strip clubs?

[00:24:01]So, you did tell her something about me.

[00:24:04]Look at you.

[00:24:05]Yeah, it's an all in cash business.

[00:24:09]Yeah. Is this phone gold? I'm sitting right next to her. What are you going to call her, Donald?

[00:24:14]Uh don't you have somewhere to go, Maddy?

[00:24:17]No.

[00:24:19]Are you sure? I thought you said you had somewhere to be. No, I'm still waiting for my milkshake.

[00:24:23]Oh, okay. She'll be all right.

[00:24:25]>> Okay.

[00:24:26]I'll keep Maddy company.

[00:24:29]So, Maddy >> [clears throat] >> It's all even. Remember, there's no bad things in the world.

[00:24:35]>> you order?

[00:24:38]Uh black and white.

[00:24:40]It's taking a while then, as you ordered it before the scene started. It's not the best service. Not looking good, Rue.

[00:24:46]It's not looking good.

[00:24:49]Where are we going? We're about to go to another place.

[00:24:52]Oh, that narrows it down actually.

[00:24:53]Thanks, mate. Can't say I suffer from a shortage of women now. Charming.

[00:24:59]Well, then ain't the quantity that >> are these two getting along? Well, maybe the quantity [snorts] is preventing you from finding the quality.

[00:25:07]Touché, huh?

[00:25:10]So what's missing in your life?

[00:25:13]Money. I I don't know how Maddie doesn't have money. It's Maddie. Last year, Hollywood made $8 billion. Only Fans made seven.

[00:25:24]It's a lot of money being left on the table in my business. Is that true that it made seven bill in one month that's been a film, 2025 or 2024? Only Fans is rivaling Hollywood.

[00:25:35]Before I forget, let me see your phone.

[00:25:41]Why?

[00:25:45]I need a reason? First turn. Rue actually might die this season. Cuz isn't it still up in the air if this is even the last season or not? I don't know. Euphoria without Rue feels so pointless. Cassie, she could be bringing in a million a month.

[00:25:58]>> Well, fair enough her character is Maddie, but like you can't not have Rue in it. Okay, honey. Yep.

[00:26:04]Let me see what she looks like. Well, I'd like to see your inventory first.

[00:26:08]You might have some busted ass girls in there.

[00:26:11]You got it, right? Yep.

[00:26:13]That's right. Let's go.

[00:26:16]Making business deals.

[00:26:19]Oh, here she goes.

[00:26:21]I have worked I have worked >> seven days a week seven days a week 15 to 17 hours a day, and the first generous thing I do for you, you just throw it back in my face? All I did was audition. You used your maiden name, and you said I personally recommended you.

[00:26:36]>> Yeah, that makes you look good, doesn't it? Didn't the other woman say to bring her like money? Congratulations, job applicant. You got the [ __ ] part.

[00:26:46]>> [screaming] >> This is just the beginning. You, me, LA nights.

[00:26:50]One day we're going to look back at this, and we're going to be like do you remember when life was normal? Do you remember we were living in that? I'm going to be a household name.

[00:27:00]Kill me. You were literally the most selfish narcissistic person I have ever met. Alexa, you're a massive ball. So I don't know what's worse.

[00:27:10]It's not looking good real. I will repeat that.

[00:27:15]>> Digging what?

[00:27:17]A hole.

[00:27:18]Okay. Is he digging her a grave? Is that the whole thing? Just some night time activities. So you dressed?

[00:27:24]I do.

[00:27:28]She's a little crazy, but she has a good heart.

[00:27:32]Oh, she did well.

[00:27:34]I mean it could have been like 5 hours later on.

[00:27:36]>> [laughter] >> Well, how deep?

[00:27:39]Up to your throat.

[00:27:42]Are they going to like put her in it but keep her head out? Like you know, Sons of Anarchy. Do not enter if nudity offends you.

[00:27:51]Not quite up to your throat, but it's pretty close.

[00:27:59]What the hell are you doing?

[00:28:02]Hey, up.

[00:28:05]You don't want to like try and get out?

[00:28:07]Hey, why are you doing that?

[00:28:10]Do they fully know she's a rat? Is that like did they get confirmation on that?

[00:28:14]Or they just going off vibes? Cuz her vibe has been very off, so that would be absolutely fair.

[00:28:19]In the past, Maddie scouted good girls and turned them bad.

[00:28:25]I was going to go for her. Take 7 and 15.

[00:28:30]Green with the crap.

[00:28:33]Giddy.

[00:28:35]Magic.

[00:28:36]Come on over here. Look you guys. Still there. I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[00:28:42]Oh my god.

[00:28:44]This is extreme.

[00:28:46]It's It's a very extreme.

[00:28:49]>> [laughter] >> How is she so calm? Bro, I'd be so claustrophobic.

[00:29:01]Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:29:07]This is how Rue dies in episode five.

[00:29:11]>> [screaming] >> I mean, obviously not. So, like is that your underwear or what?

[00:29:19]All right, there we go, guys. That was episode five of Euphoria season three.

[00:29:24]Um maybe the worst episode so far. I don't know. It had moments again.

[00:29:30]Like all the Rue stuff was actually pretty good. I love Maddy.

[00:29:34]Maddy was probably the best part of the episode. Nate just getting tortured, basically. Um The people have pointed out he gets like he's having to deal with what he did to other characters, basically, in season one.

[00:29:48]Um but so much Cassie this episode, and I just can't be bothered. I get it. It's Sydney Sweeney. We're all seeing Sydney Sweeney at like she's in her only fans.

[00:30:01]And that but that's that's the storyline, and that has been the storyline for Sydney Sweeney's character for five episodes, and they're not showing any Well, I guess it's kind of new that in the sense she's working a way up. And now she's like going to become an actress and all this stuff, but it's just so much of the same [ __ ] And it's just like Sam Levinson isms throughout the entire episode. Um yeah.

[00:30:27]Not a great episode. I think it had more moments in the second half, I would say, of the episode. Also, the Jules and Rue scene was really boring.

[00:30:34]Um yeah, I didn't nowhere near as good as the last two episodes, I'd say.

[00:30:41]Especially I don't I still think episode three might be my favorite. At four was good as well to be fair, but yeah, I I'd probably give this one like a five out of 10. It was just It was too much Cassie.

[00:30:54]I don't like Cassie.

[00:30:56]Um Sydney Sweeney plays Cassie well, but I I just Yeah, I think it's the Rue storyline I'm most invested in now and now they've kind of merged it with with Maddy. I think that will be quite interesting.

[00:31:07]But uh yeah.

[00:31:09]I don't know.

[00:31:11]You guys let me know. You guys let me know if this is an absolute banger and I'm just missing something. Had some cool scenes. Like I said, Cassie being Godzilla is like this this set design of it is cool, but it's just goofy. It's just kind of goofy.

[00:31:22]Uh I don't know. I don't know. But thanks for watching. Leave a like if you enjoyed and let me know what you thought of the episode down below in the comments and I'll see you next time for episode six. Until then, take care.

[00:31:30]Peace.