Lab n chill, Alex/Bison Legend ranked

Añadido: 2026-05-19

[00:00:05][laughter] No, dude. [laughter] Oh, no.

[00:00:18][laughter] No.

[00:00:22]No. [laughter] Okay.

[00:00:30][music] [laughter] [laughter] Fight.

[00:00:59]Oh no. I I don't know if he's dead.

[00:01:06]Oh, you're [ __ ] dead. Holy [ __ ] Wow.

[00:01:10]Wait, that's 9 seconds, too. This is a gold split.

[00:01:15]>> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, he's dead, Dad. Holy [ __ ] Oh.

[00:01:25]>> [music] >> If you counter fight then fight.

[00:01:41][laughter] >> Oh no.

[00:01:54]>> [laughter] >> win. [laughter] [gasps] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] No, bro.

[00:02:20]>> [laughter] [gasps] >> No, bro.

[00:02:28][laughter] Turn off the stream.

[00:02:54]>> [laughter] >> You know what? At least he has a bad level, bro. At least, you know, if we were to say where Luke [music] Oh, that was random.

[00:03:21]>> Hold on. Hold on.

[00:03:29]Oh no. Not like that. Oh.

[00:03:33]Oh no. Spaghetti on both sides.

[00:03:54]Well, that's it. That's a GG's.

[00:04:03]That was a true two touch right there.

[00:04:06]That was one hit followed up by a block.

[00:04:14][music] [laughter] Oh, this character is a [ __ ] joke.

[00:04:34]This character is a [ __ ] joke.

[00:04:37]>> Whiffing crouching medium punch into crouching medium punch is as real as it can get.

[00:04:56]>> If you can't fight, then fight.

[00:05:08]>> [laughter] >> No.

[00:05:21]What's good, y'all? [clears throat] [snorts] No, it's not going to be a five hour stream, bro. No five hour stream.

[00:05:35]Allegedly, [snorts] this will be a short stream.

[00:05:41]Shortish. Shortish. You know what's good y'all?

[00:05:47]Alex Adventures. We Alexing.

[00:05:52]We hecking doing the Alex thing.

[00:05:57][groaning and screaming] Oh, wait. back on us.

[00:06:01]>> Well, this [ __ ] has hella hit then.

[00:06:04]What the heck?

[00:06:14]No, I'm not going to drain hack or combo breaker.

[00:06:19]Unfortunately, I'll be at EVO though.

[00:06:25]>> Evo and CEO.

[00:06:40]How's this?

[00:07:20]How do I Okay, my DI recording is bad. I need to redo it.

[00:08:03]Okay. No, it's still bad.

[00:08:08]>> Something like that.

[00:08:27]stand medium punch. Okay.

[00:08:57]What's good, Shaq? Do you ever do light chop from jabs or is heavy DP or like as a combo?

[00:09:05]I'll do it in a block string, but if I land a hit, I don't know. Sometimes I won't go for DP if I feel like it's too far, but if it's from jab, it's usually fine to go for DP. You should like if you have the option, you always go for DP unless you're in the corner, then you can do ex chop or ext midcreen.

[00:09:27]What's good, Holly? Strider D. No, we're not making that a thing. That is not a thing.

[00:09:35]No, we are not strider dying.

[00:09:47]Mhm.

[00:09:57]>> I wonder does that do more damage like starting from a heavy punch?

[00:10:07]Oh my god.

[00:10:25]>> I don't have a C in it. That's insane.

[00:10:33]>> All gas. Nope.

[00:10:36]Thor, what's up, man? Okay, Sam punch is not a good whip punish for that.

[00:10:46]Oh my god.

[00:11:09]Wait, no, it's medium.

[00:11:20]>> GG's, that was me. Yep. Wh Why are you mad? I don't get it. What did I do wrong?

[00:11:32]We live in a day. We live in a society.

[00:11:35]Huh?

[00:11:38]>> Oh, that's a terrible whiff punish.

[00:11:41]I hate that the target combo just whiffs and you die.

[00:11:49]>> Yeah, I mean, >> it's just a lack of social awareness, right?

[00:11:58]Like obviously you don't think there's anything wrong with that, >> but when somebody tells you like, "Hey, that ain't cool."

[00:12:08]>> And you kind of stick to your guns, like I don't give a [ __ ] how you feel. You shouldn't feel like this. I don't know, bro. That's I mean, that's kind of like a little like a manchild trait, you know?

[00:12:24]like just having zero perspective, like not being able to put yourself in another's shoes.

[00:12:35]I feel like that's common for children, you know, but if you're an adult, I don't know, maybe maybe expectations are high. I get it, you know.

[00:12:54]when we This is a gamer circle, right? We're all gamers.

[00:13:01]Um, a lot of gamers lack what most would consider just common social etiquette or social awareness or, you know, [gasps] capital G gamers.

[00:13:27]Oh no, that's a sass.

[00:13:29]I mean, oh wait, does that not work? Oh, it has to be punish counter plus um Okay, low key, I just don't have like a goto whiff punish with this character that's like good enough. Like there's that, right?

[00:13:53]I can do like this. It's not bad.

[00:14:03]Plus 13. Wait, is that really plus 13?

[00:14:09]>> No.

[00:14:28]always missing on the cheese, man. I know, bro. I mean, it wasn't.

[00:14:34]It wasn't anything too crazy. I think the response was even worse.

[00:14:40]You know, I feel like if bro did that and just said, "Oh, my bad, bro. Oh, my bad." Yeah, you're right. You know, like something like that, it would have deescalated so quickly, >> but he the fact that he doubled down is what?

[00:14:56]It just made it look terrible.

[00:15:30]Yeah. Oh, no. That was that was another dude. That was the other dude. Uh, okay.

[00:15:35]The other guy was even worse. Holy [ __ ] [laughter] But they do it. They do it. Yeah, bro.

[00:15:42]They say GG's always when they play each other. When they play somebody they know, man. Cuz you know they actually have a a relationship, right? Like they're [ __ ] homies. It's like again just people it it just it's it's astounding how how many people in this community just lack the bare essentials like the bare basic of just the just social awareness you know like not even you you know you don't have to be um a sava you know just be super empathetic and and be really good at reading other people. No, bro. Just bare basics of human interaction.

[00:16:33]It's insane, man.

[00:16:36]Like I I you know, I my a lot of my homies are gamers, but I do a lot of [ __ ] outside of the gaming world, right? You know, I know a lot of people that are not gamers. I interact with a lot of people like that. Um, and it's once I get sucked into this world, I just get to see like this is like this type of [ __ ] you don't really see in I don't know, professional circles. We're in circles where, you know, it's just dudes, just people. [laughter] I don't know, man. It it It is a little disappointing, you know.

[00:17:30]But I mean, we just got to lead by example, right?

[00:17:46]Legit the only person that do that. GG's was me. Yeah, bro. Exactly. Exactly.

[00:17:53]Cuz you know it' be a joke. You know it'll be it it's it's a joke, right? Not to someone you don't [ __ ] know, bro.

[00:18:02]Oh, just tasteless.

[00:18:08]Abdul went two, three against Zy Battle City Ottawa. Is that today? It's crazy.

[00:18:15]Hell yeah. Abdul been grinding then, huh?

[00:18:30]This is good damage, but the oki on dash up is pretty hecking bad.

[00:18:38][groaning] Yeah, Abdul's always played like with a very degenerate play style, you know. Bro knows how to play like a [ __ ] He He is very stressful to play against. Yo, beat your with the huge 16 months. I appreciate you, homie. How the heck have we been, bro? I've been peachy.

[00:19:19]Okay, guys. I I wanted to stream earlier today. Um cuz low key today, I didn't have dick. I didn't have [ __ ] to do. I was going to stream earlier, you know, but then I started playing Diablo.

[00:19:36]Diablo Ice got me on a [ __ ] chokeold, man. That game is crack. I had no idea.

[00:19:41]Again, I've never played any Diablo game or any game of that category ever.

[00:19:51]And oh man, I gotta say that shit's dangerous. I don't know why I did it, man. It's [ __ ] crack.

[00:20:04]It's crack, bro. I don't like it, man.

[00:20:08]Cuz I will play that [ __ ] I will no life that [ __ ] You know, [laughter] I like to tell you I did I skipped the gym today.

[00:20:20]I did not work out today cuz I was out there [ __ ] collecting some goddamn loot. [laughter] I'm [ __ ] cooked, huh? It's It's over.

[00:20:31]It's over.

[00:20:36]I think I'm gonna I just need to finish that c the campaign and then just put the game away, you know? It's one of those where it's dangerous. I just need to put that [ __ ] away.

[00:20:48]Like beat it. Although the [ __ ] up part about those games is that the campaign and whatever else is like 2% of it. Everything else is endgame.

[00:21:01]Everything else is just designed to [ __ ] just hook you, man. Straight up heroin.

[00:21:09][snorts] Not even done with the campaign, bro.

[00:21:20]I've just been doing other [ __ ] I've been doing the the whispering tree stuff and then I figured out how to um do the seasonal unlocks to like le to rank up or not rank up but I guess go into harder difficulty. It's over, bro. It's [ __ ] over. I I dipped my toes and my entire foot got [ __ ] caught. I'm I'm trapped. I'm trapped. It's It's done.

[00:21:43]It's done. [gasps] [sighs] What can I say, bro?

[00:21:50]low key.

[00:21:53]>> Yeah, it's even if I finish it, huh, there's still going to be more [ __ ] cuz that's going to unlock more stuff.

[00:22:05]This season doesn't even really have a season. No, the seasonal stuff, the the seasonal progression for Diablo.

[00:22:20]Y'all know what I'm talking about, right? Either way, I'm [ __ ] bro. What can I say? It's It's [ __ ] over, dude.

[00:22:45]>> Plus six. Okay.

[00:22:49]No, I'm not talking about the battle pass, bro. Tell me you don't play Diablo without telling me you don't play Diablo. It's literally the seasonal tab, bro. When you press tab, there's different [ __ ] little pages. It's the f the seasonal one. That's not the battle pass. The battle pass is they call it like I for a I don't know what word they utilize, but it's not that.

[00:23:14]Yeah. You don't know, bro. You don't know. I know. That's the problem. I [ __ ] know, man. I'm too deep in that [ __ ] It's It's over. It's over, relic. Yeah, that's that thing.

[00:23:31]You have that Sonic song. [laughter] Wait, is that guy still yapping?

[00:23:36]Holy [ __ ] that guy's even more clueless. Oh yeah, dude. And Punk do it.

[00:23:42]What about them? Like, yeah, to each other, bro. cuz they're homies. Like, I don't know. Like, am I supposed to explain these things to people? You know, when you you have a friend, you can do some [clears throat] goofy stuff like that, you know, cuz they're your friend. He he haha. They're not going to take it back. Like, do I have to explain these normal social interactions to these people? I holy [ __ ] This is insane. This is crazy. Like I understand you're going to have a lot of people, you know, because in in gamer circles, there's a lot of individuals that are I mean, let's let's let's say how it is, right? Like social outcasts, right?

[00:24:41]that tend to gravitate towards video games as an escape from social interactions and they never really learn how to be people. [laughter] They get stuck in the same mental aka like the manchildren like you know whole mental like you never really grow up.

[00:25:02]You kind of stay as a kid. You're getting [ __ ] old but you mentally you're still a kid. Um, and you know, you see this in like I have different hobbies. I hang out with with people in from different backgrounds, right? And this is very common in the gamer circle.

[00:25:21]Um, as opposed to, you know, other circles like obvious it's you're going to see it in in other circles too. Um, but in I feel like in gaming it's more prevalent.

[00:25:33]I understand that, but I'm still shocked that that [ __ ] happens. You know, when it happens, it still like amazes me.

[00:25:39]Like, damn, these people are like, "Bro, are you [ __ ] 12?

[00:25:49]If you bag me, I'm not going to take it any sort of way. If Sonic bagged me, I'm going to take it some kind of way type shit." It's vice based. Yeah, exactly.

[00:25:57]It's based on the motive, too, right?

[00:26:00]Like, if you feel like the person's doing it to genuinely disrespect you, then yeah, [ __ ] you, right? What are they doing? Like the he he hha. Like it's it's it depends on like that's the type of interaction you do when you know somebody, right? You know them. Like I'll teabag Renzo and [ __ ] right?

[00:26:20]But it's not it's because I understand that he's not going to take it in a negative way. I'm just [ __ ] with him.

[00:26:27]But that's because I know him, right?

[00:26:32][laughter] But it's it's not that you know you whatever tag play however the [ __ ] you want to play but then having the audacity to pull uh GG's that was me and then double down and then some [ __ ] comes in to defend you. Oh, it's gross. It's gross.

[00:27:03]April is autism awareness month. Is it really? What's good, Eagle? [laughter] Is it really, bro? I feel like it.

[00:27:12]Anytime you play this game, it's autism awareness moment day. Every day, bro.

[00:27:19]Every day for me, I'm aware of autisms.

[00:27:24][ __ ] is dry brushing at me from round start. I'm aware of it, bro.

[00:27:34]I'm going to be fully real with you. As a new person to this game, I'm noticing a lot of players who were a bit good in other games that they're not good at this one, but have a bit of an audience and now they have an ego because of that and are toxic.

[00:27:50]Um, I mean I don't I don't watch a lot of streams. I don't know.

[00:28:03]Like if I watch streams from people I know.

[00:28:08]Um, yeah. It's crazy how that can work out, huh?

[00:28:21]I do be like that.

[00:28:31]Feel like I could get away with friendly backs against most people because I build a reputation for having fun.

[00:28:35]People aren't going to assume I'm just being toxic.

[00:28:42]Yeah. But also like you know you're you also don't expect the other person to know that unless you know they know, right? Does that make sense? Unless you know they know that this ain't in bad spirit.

[00:28:59]Because otherwise you're just shooting in the dark.

[00:29:03]But [laughter] the intent is what matters. The intent is what matters for sure. But if you don't know the other person's intent, it's always going to be hostile, right?

[00:29:20]If you don't know the other person, it's going to be [ __ ] hostile. I don't [ __ ] know you. The [ __ ] are you doing? But then having the audacity to follow up, not only do that, but follow up with GG's. I was like, "Calm, bro.

[00:29:34]That's so [ __ ] weak.

[00:29:57]When did this happen earlier today?

[00:30:09]If he came in and said, "Yo, my battles." Yeah, exactly. Or you know what? Even if you Okay, you could backpedal from the initial GG's, right? You can backpedal if you see that the reaction isn't there. Like maybe I mean I can't. That just shows how the the lack of [ __ ] social awareness, right? But let's just go out on a limb here. Say that you say that without really thinking about it and like, "Oh [ __ ] Well, yeah, you're right. My bad.

[00:30:40]I didn't mean like that." But whatever, right? And then but [ __ ] doubling down. I did nothing wrong. Oh, all right. Let's switch subjects. It's whatever, right?

[00:30:57]It is what it is.

[00:31:10]>> Instead, the logic was I didn't know it was you specifically. If I knew it was you, I wouldn't have.

[00:31:19]Then why even [ __ ] message anything if you didn't know?

[00:31:30]That's even worse. That's even [ __ ] worse.

[00:31:36]And why even say anything to begin with?

[00:31:39]Why not start off with a [ __ ] apology or something, bro?

[00:31:46]>> [laughter] >> What?

[00:31:50]Hey, these aren't real people, man.

[00:31:51]These are not real people. These are How the [ __ ] bro?

[00:31:58]How can you be a grown ass adult? Like, how do you interact in real world? How do you make it in the real world? How?

[00:32:08]You don't. That's the answer. Short answer. You just don't. [laughter] Expect a few bags. All right. Bet. I bet.

[00:32:25]You teabag. I'mma go into instantly into Prowler. I'mma do this [ __ ] And while you're teabagging, I'mma do this. I I got anti-bag tech. All right.

[00:32:37]I got the antibag.

[00:32:56]No, it wasn't to me. Um, this happened earlier.

[00:33:02]Yeah, it wasn't to me.

[00:33:04]Have you ever had a dream that you um you had your Okay, I stopped reading after that, bro.

[00:33:12]I stopped reading. I'm happy for you.

[00:33:14]And or I'm sorry that happened.

[00:33:17]Whichever one applies.

[00:33:25]Alt F4. [laughter] That's all, bro. That's the ultimate tech for literally anything. It gets you out of everything.

[00:33:42]Only save time to say GG so streamers after you lose. I mean, I feel like sure, but what's the point of just saying of like I get it, right? I get it.

[00:34:02]you know that's that's your way of interacting.

[00:34:07]I will agree that if we are going down this path after you lose is the most acceptable. I say it just you don't say anything.

[00:34:26]All right.

[00:34:28]That's just me.

[00:34:31]We got to remember Street Fighter 6 is a game of all time. [laughter] It's a game that, you know, leaves um leaves you pretty [ __ ] salty.

[00:34:50]If this Okay, if we weren't playing Street Fighter and we were playing I don't know, name this game.

[00:34:56]Um, what's that one game where you play it as like a [ __ ] I don't know. It looked like a plush toy or something. You just like go through obstacles.

[00:35:09]It It popped off a few years ago. What was it? Um, everybody was playing it for a bit. It was like an obstacle course.

[00:35:18]Fall Guys. Yeah, Fall Guys. If you're playing some [ __ ] like Fall Guys, then sure. You know, there's no hostility in that. He like, "Yeah, yeah. Hey, that was me." Haha.

[00:35:32]But street fighting games are different.

[00:35:34]It's different. It's a little different.

[00:35:38]It's a lot of emotionals. You know, there it's an emotional game.

[00:35:43]There's definitely hostility in Fallg Guys. You've clearly I've never played it. It looks goofy, though. [laughter] I have You You call me out. Yep. Yep.

[00:35:54]You got me. You got me. I've never played it. You're right.

[00:35:59]Party games start fights.

[00:36:03]Maybe. I mean, I remember growing up playing Monopoly with the fam.

[00:36:10]Let's just say some family relations got [ __ ] broken, bro.

[00:36:19]>> [laughter] >> You You Yeah, you build a hotel on Broadway. [ __ ] you.

[00:36:34]My ex dumped me cuz I didn't clutch up on Fall Guys.

[00:36:38]Good on her, bro. She deserves better.

[00:37:01]This shit's so hard to do if you're distracted. Hold on.

[00:37:05]I guess that's like the whole point of the of the exercise, right?

[00:37:11]just actually get you locked in because it is really hard to do if you're distracted.

[00:37:55]Bye, Alex.

[00:37:57]I forget that cuz I just get whatever season pass there is for this [ __ ] I forget that they actually do sell the characters individually. It's kind of weird. You got to pick and choose what character you want to buy.

[00:38:13]If I did that, would I have ever bought mine? Yeah, I would have. Everybody needs to buy mine. [gasps] Wait, wait, wait. Is that why they do it?

[00:38:23]Hold on. Oh [ __ ] Business decisions.

[00:38:27]All right. Is that why they do it?

[00:38:30][laughter] cuz you need to get the [ __ ] character in order to practice how to perfect parry fan. And even then, you're you're still going to get got season passes are hell expensive. 30 for four characters.

[00:38:50]Yeah, I guess I'm I don't know.

[00:38:58]I just buy, bro. Cap. Like, there's no Street Fighter content. Whatever [ __ ] they bring out, my wallet's open. It's like, all right.

[00:39:13]Curious if you got any tips for people who would want to get back into fighting games. Any tips? Um, I mean, just play what you enjoy, man.

[00:39:25]If you're getting back into it, the goal is to enjoy it.

[00:39:31]Enjoy.

[00:39:33]Pick a character that you like, that you've seen, you think is cool. Try them out.

[00:39:39]If you find out that's not so cool, then play a different character.

[00:39:57]play Saga. Okay. Well, I guess what's the goal? What's the intent behind it?

[00:40:02]Are you trying to get back and [ __ ] speedun through ranked? Then yeah, Sig's probably good a good character for that.

[00:40:29]>> [groaning] [groaning and screaming] >> Oh, wait.

[00:40:40]Right.

[00:40:43]Oh, does that not work?

[00:40:47]It It would have to be crouching medium punch, actually.

[00:40:59]what to practice cuz I feel so lost when I try to practice. You can try something similar to this. I don't know. It depends on what your starting point is.

[00:41:09]If you're barely getting back into it, so meaning you don't know anything, just practice combos and play. Just play, bro. Play. And then you'll as you play you'll lose the [ __ ] you don't know what that thing is so you just lost and you just figure it out. Use use training mode or replay takeover to figure it out.

[00:41:42]Who's the easiest character to rank up with?

[00:41:46]I don't know. I feel like every character kind of every character has some cheese that you could exploit to rank up quick.

[00:41:56]Like you if you know how to exploit certain cheese with characters, you could [ __ ] do it very quickly without really knowing much about anything.

[00:42:06]Um, every character has something like that, you know?

[00:42:11][snorts] every single character.

[00:42:21]I feel like it's very easy to rank up if you know what [ __ ] to abuse up until you get to a certain point when people actually start punishing you for the flowchart.

[00:42:34]At that point then obviously you know there's some characters that are a bit easier.

[00:42:46]Do you do the multi-option drills like reacting to raw driver jump all cycles randomly? Yeah. All cycles randomly. I have this recording is just a little like a little shimmy and I just that's the only one that I've increased the random selection rate for it just to randomize the timing for when the action happens. Although I should increase it a bit more if I have more options.

[00:43:20]Yeah, it's supposed to be hard. If it's not hard, then you're not getting anything from it, right? It's supposed to be like mentally taxing and just force you to really lock in. You know, this shouldn't be easy. This shouldn't be something you can do while yapping.

[00:43:39]Like I in order to do this, I really have to lock in work.

[00:44:19]How's this?

[00:44:32]simulate players and s I mean I just simulates just overloading your mental sack, you know, just reacting to stuff having the timing, the spacing to react to things properly. I mean, this this This [ __ ] these interactions happen at every level. All right?

[00:44:56]Like, this isn't to practice how to AFK.

[00:45:00]You don't do these drills to practice just going AFK, right? [snorts] Going AFK and just letting your opponent play and you just reacting works up to a certain point. Um, it works at the 1600 MR range when people are just doing [ __ ] right? like they're they're going for unforced mistakes. You don't have to force them to to commit.

[00:45:25]Like they're just doing it. But this just going AFK will not work against better players. People will just [ __ ] walk in on you and then force you to press.

[00:45:35]>> But this helps simulate for when you are going for that read and you, you know, you pressure your opponent and you feel like they're going to push back.

[00:45:47]But this helps you actually win that interaction. Let me do that.

[00:45:53]What's good, Ran?

[00:45:57]Empty jump level three on my wake up.

[00:45:59]Got that in your drills. Um, no, but I should. [laughter] What's Alex's best button to check dry brush? It depends on the spacing, depends on the range. There's not going to be universal button, a go-to button to check your eye brush.

[00:46:18]If you're this close, then crouching light kick is insane cuz you can just target your combo into heavy kick. Um, >> I don't have time to play.

[00:46:30]If from about this range, if you go for crouch light kick, it's going to whiff and your opponent's going to get a fat punish counter. So, you want to use stand medium punch or crouch medium punch.

[00:46:52]>> Contact matters, you know.

[00:46:57]>> [screaming] >> Get out of here.

[00:47:30]How big?

[00:48:00]Wait, that doesn't work.

[00:48:41]All righty.

[00:48:43]Let's do the You flash [groaning] you.

[00:49:31]Getting that meaty timing is kind of rough, not going to lie.

[00:49:51]>> A new warrior has entered the ring.

[00:50:03]All that warming up. His first match going to be crimson almost.

[00:50:31]Thank you.

[00:51:08]Oh, what? I hopped even I hopped before it came out, bro. Oh, that's so ass.

[00:51:16]Round two. Fight.

[00:51:58]Eat it.

[00:52:00]Hold still.

[00:52:02]>> Bro went for a preemptive sweep there, too. Oh my god.

[00:52:15]>> You're [ __ ] kidding me.

[00:52:24]No way.

[00:52:50]Bro just pressing some [ __ ] buttons, huh?

[00:53:13]>> [screaming] [sighs] >> Round two.

[00:53:55]Oh, that was so obvious. Why' I do that?

[00:54:08]Hold still.

[00:54:24]What time?

[00:55:05]Damn it.

[00:55:28]Bro, that killed. No, this [ __ ] does a billion damage. What the hell was that?

[00:55:41]Here comes the pain.

[00:56:12]Oh, that's so ass.

[00:56:14]That's so ass, bro.

[00:56:22]>> I keep forgetting this character. If she hits you, you die.

[00:56:27]You know, she might have a look, she she's not as big as Marissa, but I swear to God, she does Marissa damage.

[00:56:38]>> I don't have time to play.

[00:57:01]How did I miss this? I did it too early.

[00:57:03]Huh? Wait, that actually doesn't make sense.

[00:57:16]>> I could have just gone for that.

[00:57:23]But that does less than this.

[00:57:38]>> Corner DI.

[00:57:40]There's some characters that are more deiable than others.

[00:57:45]I feel like Viper's fairly diable cuz most of the [ __ ] she's pressing loses to DI.

[00:58:27]This will get >> plus two, but I'm not in throw range.

[00:58:38]This is 20.

[00:58:41]This will put me at plus four, but it ends a bit minus two.

[00:58:51]Math math is probably better than Bison.

[00:58:56]I don't know if he's overall better, but he has strengths that Bison doesn't.

[00:59:07]aka bro, you can't really jump in at Alex.

[00:59:11]This anti is so insane.

[00:59:14]And the covers, look at the angle it covers. It's ridiculous. And it gets him a crazy knockdown, too.

[00:59:21]I think Bison has better snowball.

[00:59:27]Bison has better snowball. Bison's significantly better versus owners.

[00:59:32]Bison doesn't lose his owners.

[00:59:34]>> What are you waiting for? Pretty sure he beats all of them. He beats Guy.

[00:59:42]He beats JP.

[00:59:46]He beats Dalsome.

[00:59:49]Who else?

[00:59:52]I mean, I Akuma's probably like 55, but it's it's not because of the the zoning, right? Akuma can jump at him kind of sometimes.

[01:00:10]Jury antire. Oh yeah. I don't think he's I think his antire is insane with like I don't think it has the best hitbox. That would definitely be Jury or even Cammy. Cammy um heavy kick DP is insane. Um but I think it's a combination of both.

[01:00:32]>> What are you waiting for? like hitbox and trajectory plus the knockdown he gets. Knockdown's insane.

[01:00:41]Like most DPS, if you DP somebody early, you only get the the last hit of damage for that DP. Right. With Alex, it'll connect into the full animation every time. Every time.

[01:01:03]Bison has a better Yeah, I think Bison plays Street Fighter 6 better than Alex.

[01:01:07]Bison could abuse Street Fighter 6 [ __ ] way better than Alex. Alex just I don't know.

[01:01:25]I don't know. Is it just the anti-air?

[01:01:30]Alex has better gimmicks than Bison? I mean, let's be real. What gimmicks does Bison have? His gimmicks is that if he hits you, he puts a bomb on you, and if he hits you again, you die. That's not a gimmick, right?

[01:01:48]Like Alex has legit [ __ ] gimmicks and knowledge checks that you will lose to in a short set.

[01:01:58]You will 1,000% lose to it if you don't know.

[01:02:01]>> What are you waiting for?

[01:02:08]It'd be pretty wild for a grappler to have a DP.

[01:02:16]Wait, have I not been searching?

[01:02:23]Is there Let's be real. All these characters are grapplers. Blanca's a [ __ ] grappler.

[01:02:30]Blanca has the best midscreen throw.

[01:02:33]Actually, just best throw in the game, period. Bro's a grappler. That shit's plus 30. Plus 30 on a throw. How [ __ ] crazy is that? Plus 30.

[01:02:47]DJ's definitely a grappler. He's got a reversal.

[01:02:54]Terry's a grappler.

[01:02:57]Ma is definitely a grappler. Like got a lot of connection issues. What's happening?

[01:03:09]Is the game telling me to get off? Is it trying to kick me off?

[01:03:14]So I can play more Diablo. Please. Oh no. No. Don't do that. Don't do that.

[01:03:19]Please.

[01:03:24]What's good? Bley.

[01:03:27]Is driver scissors a gimmick? It's not a gimmick. It's Street Fighter 6. Like what Bison has is SF6 [ __ ] right? He's excellent at abusing Street Fighter 6.

[01:03:36]fight a new rival.

[01:03:39]>> Alex just has I mean I don't know if Alex has a lot of SF6 [ __ ] He just has Alex [ __ ] you know?

[01:03:46]>> Just a bag full of Alex gimmicks.

[01:04:10]over here.

[01:04:28]>> This walk speed is so ass though. You're going to drop us a gun, buddy.

[01:04:42][groaning and screaming] You're done.

[01:05:26]>> [screaming] >> Why is Jamie so hard to fight? Cuz this character also has a lot of gimmicks.

[01:05:36]Jaime heavily punishes matchup unfamiliarity just like Alex. That's why these characters feel hard to fight.

[01:05:44]But they become significantly easier to fight against once you know the counter play.

[01:06:19]very spec.

[01:06:27]Round one, >> this guy keeps walking up on me like if I'm not going to press [ __ ] bro.

[01:06:52]Like now I'm just pressing a lot of stuff because bro just can't stop walking up to me.

[01:07:01]>> Oh my god. What was that reaction?

[01:07:19]What am I doing?

[01:07:22][screaming] I love that I spent level two there and I built back with almost half a buff. or >> that bro just jumps.

[01:08:25]>> Yeah, bro. Just keeps walking up to me.

[01:08:33]You're [ __ ] kidding me, bro.

[01:08:40]>> I didn't try the crosscut. I just sat there.

[01:08:48]>> Yeah, the Diablo's starting to show.

[01:08:51]>> The Diablo's starting to show, bro.

[01:09:12]Back This bro just goes for he just walks up to try to jump over.

[01:09:33]My cross cuts right now are not crispy.

[01:09:35]So this shit's working.

[01:09:46]>> [screaming] >> Round two. Fight.

[01:10:10]Get ready.

[01:10:17]Get ready.

[01:10:49]I'm losing to this [ __ ] bro.

[01:10:52]>> I'm playing so bad.

[01:11:01]Oh, this looks awful. Oh my god, I'm playing awful, bro.

[01:11:11]Maybe that's the Maybe that's the game telling me to go back to Diablo, huh?

[01:11:21]Low key, bro.

[01:11:25]>> [screaming] >> Wait, plus 31. That means that this is >> No, bro. You're a monster.

[01:11:42]No, I'm not playing good right now, bro.

[01:11:46]Okay, it might seem kind of [ __ ] up me saying I'm not playing right good right now and I'm doing a lot of [ __ ] that you can't. But I'm talking just knowing myself, right? I know when I'm playing at my floor and when I'm playing well.

[01:12:10]Um, right now I'm playing like at be below my floor, bro.

[01:12:22]Path of Ex. So, what's the diff? I heard Path of Exile is Diablo-ish. I don't know. I've heard, again, this is the first time I play any game like that.

[01:12:36]I don't know. I don't understand the genre, right? I've never played the genre until now.

[01:12:45]>> Very den. What does that mean?

[01:12:50]>> Oh my god. As DJ is that [ __ ] awful DP.

[01:13:11]The [ __ ] you going, bro?

[01:13:14]>> Really, bro? Wakes up button.

[01:13:30]>> Diablo on steroids.

[01:13:33]What does that mean?

[01:13:37]>> Wait, wait. How did I spend bar? Oh my god. I did a cipher. I just pressed buttons and I got dry rush. Oh no.

[01:13:54]>> Really?

[01:14:03]That's all these dudes know how to do, huh?

[01:14:07]>> Just [ __ ] float gimmicks.

[01:14:11]That's all these dudes know how to do, bro.

[01:14:16][laughter] Holy [ __ ] >> Into teleport.

[01:14:42]Oh, is Path of Exile more more complex Diablo? Cuz Diablo's is like the perfect amount of complexity for me. You know, being new to the genre, I don't need some crazy [ __ ] Oh, nice DP, bro.

[01:15:00]>> That's all these guys do, huh? They just try to [ __ ] gimmick you out with float.

[01:15:22]>> And tough.

[01:15:37]You're [ __ ] kidding me. My driver's canled, man.

[01:15:47]You fire really into teleport.

[01:16:37]Your Fire. You fire.

[01:17:16]yoga.

[01:17:23]You fire.

[01:17:32]Pre recorded speech.

[01:17:58]The combat in three four feels lack of complexity.

[01:18:02]complexity in Diablo.

[01:18:05]Here comes a new challenger.

[01:18:11]Wait, I've heard so something I'm liking about Diablo is that >> you could it's like really easy to share like to progress with multiple characters like you have a character or a you know one playthrough with this class let's say like paladin I'm doing paladin um if I find legendaries and learn the aspect with my paladin I would have them with other characters.

[01:18:42]I heard like can you do that [ __ ] in the other game or no?

[01:19:18]Let me just take the throw here.

[01:19:24]Pretty sure he could have killed if he >> burned like if he just cashed out. He would have built level three and he had CA.

[01:19:58]PowerPinning.

[01:20:01][screaming] >> [groaning and screaming] >> Final round fight.

[01:20:59]You call it the pain.

[01:21:15]Keep it up.

[01:21:40]>> Oh, this Viper match up for Alex is fine if you're landing DPS.

[01:21:45]If you're actually getting repeats, do you think that with how easy Street Fighter is to play these days with net code, it would be reasonable to play as a 50-year-old? I mean, it depends on your life as a 50-year-old, right?

[01:22:00]It's I don't think it's cognitive decline or reactions that would be the biggest issue as you age. It's just responsibilities, right?

[01:22:14]I think cognitive decline is when you get a bit older than that.

[01:22:30]>> Oh, that's so ass.

[01:22:39]You can't You caught it.

[01:23:21]>> Round two. Fight.

[01:23:36]Nice. That was medium and I just got awkward star into par.

[01:24:19]When I press Alex buttons, I feel like they have more range than they actually do. Like I'm shocked that when they whiff like I feel like they should I don't know.

[01:24:38]>> I don't know why they feel so stubby, you know.

[01:24:48]>> Oh, that's so ass.

[01:25:02]Comes the pain.

[01:25:13]>> Round two. Fight.

[01:25:27]Wait, bro. Really dry brush there?

[01:25:54]She's not bad. No, she's not bad. Good night.

[01:26:00]>> Know your place.

[01:26:11]>> Ping Vinev, what's up, man?

[01:26:14]A lot of older OGs from SF2 three are mostly retired. Well, yeah, bro. Because they, you know, they got kids, they got [ __ ] to do, and in order for them to play, they have to meet up in person.

[01:26:26]And they do, you know, I know a few OGs that still meet up, >> you know, get some chella, some cervesas, and and just game, but it's not as accessible as just hopping on your couch, right?

[01:26:50]>> What are you waiting for?

[01:26:54]If they brought back GS some GQ fusion, isn't G a Q fu? Okay, I I'll humor that.

[01:27:05]Would I play him? I Bro, I'm not bound to a character.

[01:27:11]>> I don't have time to play, >> you know, just their name.

[01:27:15]Truly, I'm not.

[01:27:18]Are they fun?

[01:27:21]Are they fun?

[01:27:23]If they bring back G and they just I don't know, bro. They rework him for some reason and he feels like ass. No.

[01:27:32]>> What are you waiting for?

[01:27:33]>> Same with Abel. Same with any of these characters.

[01:27:37]I'm not tied to any of them, bro.

[01:27:40]Who am I having fun with?

[01:27:43]That for me is important.

[01:27:48]If I have fun playing, that means I will play more.

[01:27:52]I will go out of my way to play more.

[01:27:56]Hence, if I play more, I will also improve. Right.

[01:28:08]>> Are they fun? And are they low tier?

[01:28:11]Yeah. Like bison, huh?

[01:28:20]Nap time.

[01:28:41]>> That's so ass.

[01:28:50]Oh, what the [ __ ] was that?

[01:28:55]>> Oh, that's so ass. I'm just [ __ ] up everything.

[01:29:18]Back on the [ __ ] Go up. [screaming] >> Final round.

[01:29:59]We're coming [screaming] out of the way.

[01:30:35]I knew he was going to go for the jump to try to get out of the corner. I should have just walked back and noted.

[01:30:44]>> Oh my god, I'm losing to shooters.

[01:30:47]That's bad. I'm I'm I'm playing bad.

[01:30:58]>> [groaning] >> Bro, really just pressed there, huh?

[01:31:29]over here. [groaning] >> Oh, you [ __ ] bro. Woke up Prowler.

[01:31:40]Oh my god.

[01:31:43]The worst players, bro. Actually, you can't make this [ __ ] up.

[01:31:49]You can't make this [ __ ] up.

[01:32:20]God, this guy's plays like a [ __ ] bro.

[01:32:24]The worst part is that it's working.

[01:32:44]I'm playing so bad, bro. And I'm losing to the worst players because of it. A All right, a little bit more and then I'mma head out.

[01:32:54]A little bit more [ __ ] brain drama.

[01:33:02]I'm pretty sure I've lost every single game today.

[01:33:08]>> And it's definitely due to like me playing like [ __ ] for sure.

[01:33:14]Like during these moments, I know what the solution is, but I just want to get the reps in, you know, >> donate some coins and then hop the [ __ ] off.

[01:33:34]>> All right, >> open lobby. OS.

[01:33:44]Oh, nice.

[01:33:48]>> What the [ __ ] [groaning] >> [screaming and groaning] >> Round two. Fight.

[01:34:36]Okay, bro. Just pressing.

[01:34:49]>> I can't get [ __ ] cross cuts either, bro. I think that's what it's killing me the most for sure.

[01:34:56]Cross cuts.

[01:35:01]>> [screaming] >> Yeah, bro. I've lost so many points in such a short amount of time, too.

[01:35:51]What the [ __ ] And right there when I woke up super but I got counter hit cuz I probably got DP instead of super.

[01:36:08]Losing to slop.

[01:36:23]Back on.

[01:36:49][groaning] Step nap time.

[01:37:10][groaning] Yo, Beck, appreciate the raid.

[01:37:23]Hope you had a good stream and you got a lot of GG's. That was me.

[01:37:42]I keep pressing that [ __ ] idiot.

[01:38:00]>> Oh, that sucks.

[01:38:09]GG's. That was me. I was a guy that did that thing.

[01:38:15]>> Mhm. That guy that did that thing, that was me.

[01:38:21]>> I've lost. I think I only played like I haven't played that many rank games.

[01:38:27]I've lost I'm pretty sure every single one.

[01:38:31]I'm too [ __ ] Diablo pilled right now.

[01:38:41]I started off at like a 1980. I was close to 2K when I started.

[01:38:48]And here we are.

[01:38:53]Some days it's just be like that, you know?

[01:39:09]This is going to hurt.

[01:39:35]Get out of here.

[01:39:39][screaming] >> I don't even know how I won that one.

[01:40:06]Doctor St. Stay down.

[01:40:42]>> I know I'm not supposed to look at the fans. I'm supposed to look at her, but I The fan was spinning right there.

[01:40:49]You want me to just not look at it?

[01:40:53]>> That's insane.

[01:41:01]>> Oh, dope ass setup.

[01:41:17]>> Round one.

[01:41:20]How are you not looking at my respectfully?

[01:41:25]>> Fair enough.

[01:41:55]Watch your head.

[01:42:09]Round two. Fight KO.

[01:42:38]Why'd you do that, bro? Why'd you do that?

[01:42:42]Why'd you do the the super when you were like that perfectly spaced from the corner?

[01:42:52]Yeah, that's a safe jump. If y'all didn't know, this character has a billion safe jumps in the corner and he has a command throw.

[01:43:03]The recovery arc. No, it's only cuz weeds like he weeds toss, bro. He tossed for content.

[01:43:11]Bro did that. Wake up level two. Oh my god.

[01:43:17]What happened?

[01:43:20][laughter] First time chat from Raider.

[01:43:36]I don't know, bro. Maybe because she thought you were creepy and wanted to hide her [ __ ] from you.

[01:43:41]>> And I get why. I understand.

[01:43:44]Makes sense.

[01:44:00]>> [laughter] [gasps] >> The weirdest game.

[01:44:19]Weirdest game. I don't know.

[01:44:29]What are you waiting for?

[01:44:41]>> I don't know. I don't know how to answer that, bro.

[01:44:50]>> [groaning] >> Oh my god. I thought he was going to perfect parry.

[01:45:01]>> Wait, why didn't that not work?

[01:45:12][groaning] >> Come on.

[01:45:16]Come on, guys. Y'all see that?

[01:45:19]Kabibi, what's up, man?

[01:45:31]>> Yep.

[01:45:38]>> Nice DP. You guys see that [ __ ] beautiful DP into safe jump? Sure.

[01:45:46]into botch level two.

[01:45:59]>> Oh, that didn't none of that comboed.

[01:46:01]Literally none of that combo. Oh my god.

[01:46:09]>> [ __ ] That was embarrassing.

[01:46:22]This will get a pump. [groaning] [groaning] He's not even close there. Oh my god.

[01:46:56]Back dash. Back dash. Back dash. Jump back into what, bro? Oh my god. I press a button to beat that specifically.

[01:47:05]>> Woo.

[01:47:09]Holy [ __ ] >> Bro is just allergic to blocking, huh?

[01:47:26]>> Okay, he's going to die to lights and to chop cuz he keeps pressing [ __ ] trying to jump.

[01:47:35]Excuse me.

[01:47:52]>> Here comes the pain.

[01:48:01]Pre recorded speech.

[01:48:20]Leisure Sweet Larry. Wait, I remember seeing that game at GameStop, bro.

[01:48:26][laughter] I don't have time to >> I saw the box cover.

[01:48:35]Poorly animated dude with two like pixelated girls with big old honkers right there. Wait, is that the [laughter] [gasps] game?

[01:48:48]I was too young.

[01:48:49]>> What are you waiting for?

[01:48:53]>> I didn't really understand what's happening. I never played it, but I remember going anytime I'd go to GameStop, I'd see that [ __ ] there. I always look weird. Like, what the [ __ ] is that?

[01:49:10]>> I don't have time to play.

[01:49:14]>> That was the Those were the OG Gooner games, huh?

[01:49:21]Everyone over the age of 30 knows that game.

[01:49:25]Yeah.

[01:49:27]I wonder how many people actually played it though.

[01:49:30]>> What are you waiting for?

[01:49:36]>> Couldn't be that many. Or else we'd see Leisure Sweet Larry, you know, number three happening. She'll be as big as [ __ ] GTA.

[01:49:51]>> I don't have time to play.

[01:49:55]Bro, it is crazy. I did play GTA as a kid, though.

[01:50:04]I don't know how, bro. I grew up with really strict parents. I don't know how the [ __ ] that one slipped through the cracks. A new world >> like Vice City, bro. How the [ __ ] did anybody allow a kid to play that [ __ ] Chopped and unk. Okay, >> there's actually like 10 of them. Oh, really? Okay, never mind. I retract that statement.

[01:50:44]That's not even real, bro.

[01:50:47]>> I don't know what to press there as Alex to beat that. I think wake up Sam Lakeick probably.

[01:51:06]>> Oh, I thought I was going to build level two. [ __ ] me.

[01:51:18]They sell well. All right. My bad. My bad.

[01:51:35]>> That was a little bit too far. I went for the greedy one.

[01:51:42]This a little greedy. If he wakes up level three, I kind of eat [ __ ] >> Thankfully, you didn't.

[01:51:59]>> Okay. Does he dash up?

[01:52:07]>> Interesting.

[01:52:12]When in doubt, just mash the Iron Prey.

[01:52:19]>> You see, that seems to work against me.

[01:52:22]>> It works when other people do it, but not when I do it.

[01:52:26]I might be chopped and dunk, bro. It's to go for that. That might be me.

[01:52:38]Oh my god, bro. Immediate reaction after getting hit to dry brush. I like that.

[01:52:46]>> Meeting violence with violence.

[01:53:11]doesn't kill.

[01:53:13]>> Maybe.

[01:53:15]No.

[01:53:32]Bad mistake.

[01:53:37][groaning] Bro is just dry brushing every time he gets hit.

[01:54:02]Holy [ __ ] man. He's just constantly dry brushing. [laughter] [screaming] >> Damn, that kill.

[01:54:14]>> I did not expect to die there.

[01:54:24]into drive rush. Come on.

[01:54:28]>> Come on. Come on.

[01:54:48]Jesus Christ, bro. Are you serious?

[01:54:53]Holy [ __ ] man.

[01:55:03]No, >> I'm not like this.

[01:55:14]Oh, chopped. Absolutely [ __ ] chopped.

[01:55:17]Me as [ __ ] combo.

[01:55:20]Yeah, that combo felt a little too inspired, huh? First of all, no, no, no.

[01:55:24]That's my OG combo. I don't try to take credit for my combo.

[01:55:30]Chopped and dunk. Holy [ __ ] I feel like I Who displayed I feel like I also displayed that name a bit better. No, that was Chopped with a lot of [ __ ] hunk in there.

[01:55:50]Why did you say you knew I was going to drop it, man?

[01:55:53]What does that mean? What does that mean?

[01:55:57]Oh, you saw me do a combo and you're like, he's not going to finish the [ __ ] Oh my god. What am I hitting? What are you hitting?

[01:56:13]Stay down.

[01:56:31]>> Stay down.

[01:56:37]>> Round two. Fight.

[01:56:42]Nice couch light punch after that.

[01:56:57][groaning] >> Look at how much meter I built from that.

[01:57:04]Nice. Hit confirm.

[01:57:11]Yeah, I might [sighs] might be a little too chopped today.

[01:57:18]>> Just today though.

[01:57:26]>> Cool.

[01:57:40]Oh, come here.

[01:58:00]Surely I don't drop that one, right?

[01:58:17]Yeah, I mashed there. I did mash there, bro. Not only did I mash there, I pressed stand medium punch. How does that make you feel?

[01:58:33]But infinite is going to hurt.

[01:58:58]>> [laughter] >> [ __ ] [gasps] >> Round two.

[01:59:23]>> [groaning] >> Should we be concerned?

[01:59:48]Oh, wait. Does that not Oh, he's not in power level one. My bad.

[02:00:00]>> This is what Diablo does to him, man. Oh yeah.

[02:00:04]Oh yeah. Low key it does, bro. My brain is [ __ ] mush. I just see legendary items, bro. I just see those orange [ __ ] items.

[02:00:27]>> Of course she gets that.

[02:00:38]Stay down.

[02:00:48]>> It I actually I need to use his overhead as a poke more cuz it actually has more range than any of his other pokes. And that it's not a troll. It's not troll.

[02:01:22]Okay, this isn't a troll. This [ __ ] has more range than his [ __ ] crouch and eating kick.

[02:01:32]Let's see.

[02:01:34]>> It's from about this range.

[02:01:38]>> Like about here about Hold on. I I got to pull up the website where it actually shows numbers instead of trying to figure it out like a [ __ ] caveman. Um, wiki. I think that's it. Something wiki.

[02:01:59]>> What are you waiting for?

[02:02:02]>> Super combo wiki. That's what it is.

[02:02:11]Hold on. I need to show you guys cuz that was not a troll. That's a That's a thing.

[02:02:20]>> I don't have time to play.

[02:02:24]Okay.

[02:02:26]If it's not a thing, I'mma look stupid.

[02:02:30]But trust. Look, look. Um, where is it?

[02:02:38]It's in.

[02:02:40]>> What are you waiting for?

[02:02:42]>> Frame data and then properties. I think range. Yeah. Yeah.

[02:02:49]So, okay, never mind. It has about the same as his crouching medium kick, but it has more range than crouching medium punch.

[02:03:09]Yeah, bro. I don't care. I don't give a [ __ ] about Sonic Soul, bro. I don't know why you're coming in here.

[02:03:21]I don't care. True.

[02:03:25]If you post another link about this [ __ ] I'm sorry, bro.

[02:03:31]I don't care. [laughter] No way. Tell me more. [gasps] And then what happened?

[02:03:42]>> I don't have time to play.

[02:03:49]charge heavy kick is his longest reaching normal by far. That's why I've been using it more, but it does feel kind of a little a little sketchy, you know, a little risky. Yo, combo Dropinski, [laughter] I appreciate the raid, man. Hope you had a good stream.

[02:04:16]Um, yeah. I don't know why I'm looking at numbers, man. I'm looking at those [ __ ] numbers like if that's Diablo gear. Actually, back to the numbers that actually that matter. The only numbers that matter.

[02:04:49]So you waiting >> what? Okay, bro.

[02:04:53]Get the [ __ ] out of here. Who are you?

[02:04:55]Who are you? What? No one cares, bro. No one cares and get your ass to Twitter, bro. Get over there.

[02:05:09]I don't have time to play.

[02:05:12]>> Yeah.

[02:05:15]April is autism awareness month.

[02:05:20]Yeah, bro. That's why I'm playing Street Fighter 6, you know.

[02:05:25]I am ve I play Street Fighter 6. I am very aware of the tism and what it can cause. Okay. I am very aware [laughter] I just played against somebody that was dry brushing on a hit. Bro was getting hit and he kept dry brushing. So I just sat sat there and kept hitting him.

[02:05:52]>> And bro kept dry rushing into the hits.

[02:05:55]I It was a Ryu player. No, it was a Ken player actually.

[02:06:05]It was a Ken player. What's up, Glitter?

[02:06:11]>> Close enough though. It's almost the same [ __ ] Honestly, it's instead of button into Hasho, it's button into Genai.

[02:06:31]>> Oh, well that was bad.

[02:06:34]forward. Medium punch or that.

[02:06:43]>> Oh, he pressed there.

[02:06:50]>> Oh, I'm just getting hit, huh?

[02:06:59]Nice cross cut. You guys see that cross cut? That was [ __ ] dope, huh?

[02:07:06]Oh, you're kidding me. Bro actually held it.

[02:07:21][screaming] [groaning] Round two.

[02:07:45]I'm in the corner now. I worked so hard to get that corner and now I'm in the corner. That's so cool.

[02:07:56]Got you.

[02:08:01]>> Oh yeah.

[02:08:08]>> 80. What the [ __ ] >> I'm just going to call you 801, bro. A fellow 801er. I appreciate the prime.

[02:08:23]Oh my god.

[02:08:26]Ado Wendy. A >> Wendy. I'll call you Wendy, bro. How about that? Let's make it easy for both of us.

[02:08:43]>> I can't cross cut. I can't cross cut.

[02:08:52]And I'm just getting hit by [ __ ] >> I'm losing to soup.

[02:09:00]Ask me how my day is. I'm losing to soup. That's how it's going.

[02:09:07]>> That's how it's going.

[02:09:08][screaming and groaning] >> How's life?

[02:09:11]>> I'm losing to soup.

[02:09:14][laughter] >> Gio, appreciate the nine months. Yeah. I lost to suit though.

[02:09:20]That's how it's going.

[02:09:40]>> There we go. Thank you.

[02:09:47]Forward.

[02:10:09]>> No way. He does it again. He did it again. Yeah, I did it again. I did three times in a row. I did. Mhm.

[02:10:42]Yep. Yep. That happened.

[02:10:50]>> That actually happened. Yep.

[02:10:57]>> Pre recorded speech.

[02:11:10][ __ ] >> Oh, thank you. Thank you, bro. Didn't know how to punish a DP as Marissa.

[02:11:29]>> That's insane.

[02:11:31][groaning] Of [screaming] course he jumped. Of course. Of course.

[02:11:55]>> Wait, why am I respecting this guy? He probably can't anti-air.

[02:12:00]>> He definitely can't anti-air.

[02:12:04]>> [screaming] >> All right.

[02:12:09]>> [ __ ] My bad. I forgot.

[02:12:12]>> I pretend everybody knows how to anti-air.

[02:12:16]All right.

[02:12:18]Oh, no. All right. GG's.

[02:12:37]Nice antire, bro.

[02:13:01]What?

[02:13:03]There's no way.

[02:13:06]How did that whiff? How did that whiff?

[02:13:09]Wait.

[02:13:16]>> Oh, it don't matter. I [ __ ] hate soup anyways. Soup is stupid. But who eats soup, man?

[02:13:24]Soup isn't even food.

[02:13:28]It's liquid. And like, bro, I'm really hungry. I'mma go eat some soup. Who says that [ __ ] bro? Who says that? I mean, soup if you're sick and like, you know, soup is usually easier to digest. is usually easier on your stomach. Like there's exceptions, right?

[02:13:49]But just as a meal, I'm going to eat soup. Who the [ __ ] man?

[02:14:04]Poor people. I grew up eating soup. All right, fair enough.

[02:14:10]I mean, yeah, as a budget. Okay. Are we going to say like [ __ ] cup noodles. Is Are we going to count that as soup? I feel like there's a difference. No, there's fur. There is fur. Sure. And there's ramen.

[02:14:31]Are those soups?

[02:14:38]Oh, nice DP, bro.

[02:14:45]and over.

[02:14:48]>> It's your bedtime over here.

[02:15:20]Yeah. When I when I see f and ramen, I don't think of it as soup. I think of as noodles. That is different, huh?

[02:15:29]Oh.

[02:15:42]Oh, [snorts] [laughter] that's so [ __ ] man. [gasps] Oh, you're going to eat [ __ ] to that chop. Bro is going to get chopped.

[02:16:07]No.

[02:16:09]Oh my god. He's trying to hit confirm.

[02:16:14]Do you got those, bro? I don't even think you got those. I should have I should have walked up and let you hit me. I don't think you got those, bro. I know you're you're in the 30 plus club.

[02:16:24]I don't believe you. I don't believe you got this.

[02:16:46]I can't super. I just I shouldn't ever try to super, huh?

[02:16:53]>> Woo!

[02:17:10]It's like when I get the cross cut, when I finally get it, that happens.

[02:17:28]>> Okay, that was Stay down.

[02:17:41]>> Stay down.

[02:18:07]I should have done that.

[02:18:25]KO.

[02:18:28]>> Round two. Fight.

[02:18:49]What if it hit though? What if it hit?

[02:19:22]Watch your head.

[02:19:26]>> I'm [ __ ] stupid, bro. I'm so bad.

[02:19:29]What am I doing, man? He's in my face.

[02:19:35]Why?

[02:19:47]>> I did not mean to woo there. I did not mean to woo there.

[02:19:58]>> Bro's going to die to Chomp. Hell no.

[02:20:02]>> What?

[02:20:24]>> [screaming] >> I'm too [ __ ] Diablo pills right now, huh?

[02:20:34]I should get more water or I should queue up again. [ __ ] it. My organs can wait, bro. I drank some water today. I'm not going to die. You know, I might be a little dehydrated, but you know, come on, tell me I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] I mean, you're definitely [ __ ] but I I'm worse, bro. It's all good, man. It's all good. We're old, you know? We're allowed to be [ __ ] >> I don't have time to play.

[02:21:12]Am I my [ __ ] F. It's impossible. You play um Kimberly.

[02:21:29]>> What are you waiting for?

[02:21:30]>> There's Kimberly players that can't anti-air.

[02:21:36]Think about that. They can't press a crotch heavy punch.

[02:21:49]I don't have time to play.

[02:21:51]>> I need some liquor.

[02:22:03]You have a job, bro. Mad gear. I don't think if you were unemployed and you were just like full lifing this [ __ ] I don't know if that would help you.

[02:22:14]I think that's a good OS though.

[02:22:19]I like that OS. I've been using it for the longest time.

[02:22:23]But >> it only gets you so far, you know.

[02:22:38]Is driving Uber really that demanding?

[02:22:41][ __ ] yeah, bro.

[02:22:45]I bet you it is. I bet you it is.

[02:22:51]>> Cuz it's just constant, too. Huh?

[02:23:05]Placing high in tournament is another story.

[02:23:09]Uh, you can place high in Oh, you're not going to win Capcom Cup. I think if you want to win Capcom Cup, you actually have to know life this [ __ ] You do because you have to account for a lot of variables.

[02:23:23]There's too much happening in this game.

[02:23:25]And I mean, you could just have a lucky ass run, but if there's, you know, if it gets to like the first of fives, luck, you know, it's it's going to play a much smaller role than if it was the first two.

[02:23:44]I think to win Capcom, you absolutely have to know like this [ __ ] But you could place well in the tournament.

[02:23:49]Like, you could win a random tournament um while employed for sure.

[02:24:03]I got you. I got you.

[02:24:15]Here comes the pain.

[02:24:22]>> Here comes the pain.

[02:24:37]>> Oh [ __ ] No, that doesn't work on [ __ ] Morrisa. She's too fat.

[02:24:47]Okay, she's not fat. Let's be real.

[02:24:49]She's got like singledigit body fat.

[02:24:55]But you know what I mean. I only went for that combo cuz it's P1 side. If it was P2 side, I I would never dare to go through that [ __ ] You check on Cipher?

[02:25:04]I have not. Are you worried about him?

[02:25:08]Are you worried? Bro's doing fine.

[02:25:32]Okay, that was sick. That was sick, bro.

[02:25:38]>> What am I doing?

[02:25:54]I'm on the field. Marissa's probably not. What the [ __ ] type of comments is that, bro?

[02:26:03]Always worried. You know who's not worried? Feisty?

[02:26:08]Cipher.

[02:26:10]Do you think he he has a worry going on?

[02:26:16]Care any of that [ __ ] bro? Just chuck some [ __ ] tokens, you know?

[02:26:27]>> Sorry, loser.

[02:26:31]>> No, I fat finger that [ __ ] What's crouch heavy punch? Oh my god. Maybe I do need the nipple tech.

[02:26:45]We're both just swinging, huh, >> bro? Wakes up, Jab.

[02:26:56]I'm so slow, man.

[02:27:00]Oh, I was planning on waiting and then going for DDT.

[02:27:04]Wake up jab again, huh?

[02:27:07]I'm so slow. I can't whiff punish for [ __ ] >> I'm going to stop having them at very low. That's Is that true?

[02:27:22]>> How the [ __ ] do you know, bro?

[02:27:26]That's a weird bit of trivia, but you know.

[02:27:36]Oh my god. Why do I do that? Walk up throw midcreen with a character that has no walk speed.

[02:27:52]>> Bro is just waking up buttons and I can't time me, man.

[02:27:56]Oh no.

[02:28:02]>> He's just pressing [ __ ] huh?

[02:28:14]know your place, >> bro. Woke up jab there. I'm not even near you, man.

[02:28:20]I'm nowhere close to you. [laughter] I feel like when people just press like wake up buttons like that, wake up jab, they're not even looking at the screen, like if I knock you down and I'm clear the [ __ ] over here and you wake up doing this, I lowkey feel like that's I'm just witnessing a panic attack. Either that or bro is just not even looking at the screen, just completely disassociated.

[02:28:56]Just I don't have time to play.

[02:29:14]>> Dash up through.

[02:29:17]I would if I didn't have a 22 frame dash.

[02:29:24]You don't look at your feet while you play.

[02:29:27]Damn, that was instant, bro.

[02:29:31]That was instant. Holy [ __ ] And depressed gamer FGC was holding. Bro was zoomed in. He was scoped in just waiting.

[02:29:48]>> Bro sat on that on that tower. Didn't blink.

[02:29:58]holding his breath. [laughter] >> Cam and some bud.

[02:30:18]>> A guy just walked up and threw me. I want you guys to take notice of that.

[02:30:24]Perfect.

[02:30:28]>> All right.

[02:30:50]What the [ __ ] was that?

[02:30:53]Oh, this guy's so weird. He just stared at me down back for like two seconds and then jumped forward. It's like I didn't jump, so he's like, "Fuck it. I'mma jump." One of us is jumping.

[02:31:16]>> Oh, no. That was that was that was a little bit too greedy, huh?

[02:31:22]Okay.

[02:31:24]>> And here I lose.

[02:31:26][screaming] >> Oh man.

[02:31:33]Always I always end up doing some stupid [ __ ] This guy's not going to back. Oh, now he's backing to jump out of the corner. your corner, buddy.

[02:31:58]>> Mhm.

[02:32:19]Yeah, you guys need to start challenging his knee. It's only plus if it hits you from far. Like if he lands at me. What the [ __ ] are you doing, bro?

[02:32:31][groaning] Yeah, this autism awareness monster. I'm very aware. I'm a solo waricon.

[02:32:51]>> Perfect.

[02:32:55]>> He's not even getting the perfect. He's just getting this flaccid Sonic boom.

[02:33:03]>> Oh no. I mean, yeah.

[02:33:07]reset.

[02:33:21]>> You're [ __ ] kidding me, bro.

[02:33:35]This has to be the weirdest guile I think I've ever played against.

[02:33:48]>> Into jump into jump.

[02:33:58]I'm so confused.

[02:34:05]>> Every round start off with dry brush.

[02:34:07]Huh?

[02:34:19]>> Bro decided to draw reversal after he blocked all of it.

[02:34:36]Bro, I actually back dashed later.

[02:34:38]That's insane.

[02:34:47]>> Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. I need you guys to shut the [ __ ] up. I need to walk in here. I'm not losing to Cam and some bud just doing some nonsense.

[02:35:13]>> [groaning] >> Oh my god, bro.

[02:35:41]Oh my god, that strategy is just working, bro. Just whiffing [ __ ] knee, pressing a button afterwards, and I'm just eating it. What am I doing?

[02:35:51]Where's my DP? Oh no.

[02:35:54]All good. All good. All good, [screaming] bro. [ __ ] jumps there. You're kidding me.

[02:36:11]Do you start off with dry brush again [groaning] >> into knee? I'm actually looking at for the knee. I looked for it. No, that [ __ ] recovers too quick. What the hell?

[02:36:47]You're [ __ ] kidding me. You're [ __ ] kidding me. No, [laughter] wait.

[02:36:52]What does that kill?

[02:36:59]>> I'm not even dead.

[02:37:06]What the [ __ ] is bro doing?

[02:37:11]>> [ __ ] >> I should have known.

[02:37:16]Oh my god.

[02:37:33]Cammon somebody just doing some nonsense.

[02:37:37]>> What are you waiting for?

[02:37:39]>> GG's. I was a knee. Where is it? Where is it?

[02:37:46][laughter] This guy mogged you.

[02:37:53]Did I get mogged? Is that what happened?

[02:37:57]>> I don't have time to play. Was that a mogging?

[02:38:04]>> Oh yeah.

[02:38:06][laughter] >> Yo, Mad Gay, appreciate the two months.

[02:38:09]That was you.

[02:38:12]That I know that wasn't you cuz you play Marissa, which means that you can't play any other character besides Marissa.

[02:38:20]That's just a Marissa thing, bro. It's like playing GeF. If you play Ge, you can't play other characters. You just can't. Your brain suffered too much trauma that you can't you can't just play it. You can't just switch.

[02:38:35]You got a my I doubt it. I doubt you have a my, bro. I know you toss a fan and then somebody jumps at you and you're like, [laughter] >> wait. Whoa. Okay. Okay. Yo time. It's yellow top. What am I doing? What am I doing? I'm just [ __ ] I'm just losing points, huh? For the heck of it.

[02:39:06]Just for funsies.

[02:39:08]I'm like, you know what would be fun today? What if I just lost all my points?

[02:39:26]Wait, that's a >> Does that not work? I'm pretty sure that should work in the corner. I probably did it too late.

[02:39:49]Wait, was Bro trying to neutral jump there? Is that what happened? Did I hit him out of [ __ ] neutral jump?

[02:40:11]Let me just charge this [ __ ] tornado that takes like three seconds right in your face.

[02:40:19]What's the worst that could happen?

[02:40:24]Oh, but if you didn't jump Oh, I tell you what, if you didn't jump overhead and to head. Okay.

[02:40:41]My bad. My [ __ ] bad though.

[02:40:47]>> Wait, I thought it was in throw range. I wasn't command range.

[02:41:10]What am I doing? What am I doing? What was that?

[02:41:20]>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I need to get off. That's what I need to do.

[02:41:30]Like, what am I sweeping, bro? The [ __ ] the dude with the eye patch in the background. What the [ __ ] am I sweeping?

[02:41:44][groaning] >> Okay. And then what?

[02:42:02]I'll spend it because I'm going to build back so much of it. Never mind. I build back almost none of it. He died too quickly.

[02:42:15]>> It's boommy. What the [ __ ] is a boommy?

[02:42:28]Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

[02:43:08]Watch Cipher for some inspiration.

[02:43:17]Do you think that'll work?

[02:43:19]Like, would I be inspired?

[02:43:21]I'll watch him play and I'll be like, >> "What are you waiting for?"

[02:43:24]>> That's how you do it. That's my [ __ ] goat. That's how you do it.

[02:43:30]Island boy, what's up, man?

[02:43:38]It's his name. You be hating for no reason.

[02:43:43]Was I hating?

[02:43:45]>> Was I hating?

[02:43:52]The goat is okay. Let me get at least let me get my legend back. You know >> what are you waiting for?

[02:44:06]>> I swear if you're not [ __ ] gawk gawking and just glazing the [ __ ] out of people, you're considered a hater.

[02:44:14]How dare you? You didn't you didn't say I was the best thing ever.

[02:44:20]The best [ __ ] player you've ever faced. You, my friend, are a hater.

[02:44:32]>> All right, you guys want me to Is just full glaze? Is that what you guys want?

[02:44:41]Oh my god. Wait, I tried to press light kick and I got medium. Where the [ __ ] is my hand, bro?

[02:44:51]Oh, great attempt at a throw loop. I think that was very creative.

[02:44:56]It would have worked out, but I tucked like a scrub.

[02:45:02]You know what? That was great attempt.

[02:45:05]I feel like if it was a little bit earlier.

[02:45:08]Oh, wow. Great reactions.

[02:45:12]Is this what you guys want?

[02:45:16]Amazing rip punish.

[02:45:34]>> Wait. Oh, yeah. It does trade, huh? I got a combo off the trade, but it does trade, right?

[02:45:52]Great attempt. Val, you know, A for effort.

[02:46:09]>> You're in my way.

[02:46:19]Okay, that was crazy.

[02:46:22]>> And I lost a billion points.

[02:46:33][groaning and screaming] >> Oh my god. Yeah, today I just decided to lose every [ __ ] game, huh?

[02:46:43]Just [ __ ] my points up, bro.

[02:46:52]>> He was nowhere near me, too.

[02:47:02][groaning] >> [screaming] >> Buckle up. Stay down.

[02:47:30]>> Round two. Fight.

[02:47:47]I'll do it just cuz it looks cool. You know, >> could have definitely done it from just an ex command throw. That would have done more damage, but >> I didn't.

[02:48:06]That's not real, buddy.

[02:48:15]>> Guys, I went for level one and I didn't get DP >> and I got five points. Holy [ __ ] What am I going to do with all those five points?

[02:48:43]I went for throw and I got [ __ ] jab.

[02:48:45]That's cool.

[02:49:07]Good time.

[02:49:23]Round two.

[02:49:33]>> Bro, I'm not even near the corner. I just wanted to do it, huh?

[02:49:43]No, >> I'm just making up combos.

[02:49:53]>> Everyone. Yeah, I'm feisty. That wasn't an exaggeration when I said that I've lost to pretty much everybody. That wasn't an exaggeration.

[02:50:03]That is factual.

[02:50:07]I'm just gifting out points. That's what today is.

[02:50:13]I do be like that.

[02:50:16]At least I got some kudos. You're right.

[02:50:20]Truly, that's what matters. Honestly, good guy streamer. Yep. You got some points. You got some points. You No, you [ __ ] you. You got some points. You got some points.

[02:50:37]Well, >> I don't have time. Benny Mar, what's up?

[02:50:44]I've won and done so many people today.

[02:50:47]Okay, now that you're back in the motherland, what's the contrast between playing ranked in the favllas and playing ranked in Japan?

[02:50:58]You want some points? Yeah, everybody's getting points. Queue up.

[02:51:09]Japan is worse cuz they play modern.

[02:51:11]Huh? Just say it. Say say how it is.

[02:51:14]It's worse cuz they play modern.

[02:51:20]>> Ooh, there's a cool color. What the [ __ ] is this color?

[02:51:30]>> No.

[02:51:59]I can't hit confirm. Worst [ __ ] bro. I got to stand medium punch there. Oh my god.

[02:52:39]I don't know why I went for back throw, but [ __ ] it. We take [gasps] What am I doing? Hold on. Hold on.

[02:52:51][groaning and screaming] >> Yep.

[02:53:03][screaming] >> Pre recorded.

[02:53:17]Oh [ __ ] Oh, you guys were wrong. You guys are wrong.

[02:53:22]Oh my god.

[02:53:28][snorts] Brawl wins one game online.

[02:53:33]Bro wins one game.

[02:53:37]That's it. One game. One game is enough to get people acting up like this, huh?

[02:53:50]>> One game is enough, bro.

[02:53:54]>> Today is insane.

[02:54:07]Oh no.

[02:54:28]Bro, I'mma lose two games. And bros gifted me the first round by just teabagging.

[02:54:35][laughter] Uh >> oh no.

[02:55:01]>> But I understand. Do you understand, bro?

[02:55:04]Prep [groaning] Round one, fight, [laughter] [laughter] >> bro. And it's working. It's working.

[02:56:05]Round two.

[02:56:12]>> Where are you going?

[02:56:19]Get ready.

[02:56:32]>> No.

[02:56:42]>> I missed my meaty. I missed my [ __ ] meaty, bro. Oh my god.

[02:56:55]Okay. When I said I was giving out points to everybody, you thought I was lying, huh? You thought it was a funny joke. No way he's doing that.

[02:57:11]What are you waiting for?

[02:57:15]>> The Mr. Charity Drive.

[02:57:21][laughter] Wait, why' you do that, bro? Why' you do that? [laughter] [gasps] Why' you do that? What? How many seconds is that? 1 million. [laughter] Wait, what's the math on that?

[02:57:38][laughter] >> [laughter] >> GG's. That was me, huh?

[02:57:54]>> GG's. That was a teabag.

[02:58:04]14 days for 14 MR stolen. Actually, I like the math on that. I like the math on that. A cipher check is ne It's not composure. It's not that I'm playing tilted. I'm just playing bad.

[02:58:20]It has nothing to do with tilt. I'm just My brain ain't street fighting right now. And it's not because I feel like there's a lot of brain fog. Not really.

[02:58:31]I just Street Fighter ain't doing the thing.

[02:58:34]I'm I'm not doing the Street Fighter thing, you know?

[02:58:46]Yeah, Diablo kind of [ __ ] me, huh?

[02:58:51]That [ __ ] kind of just destroyed my brain.

[02:58:58]>> Low key. Okay, I'mma get back to legend and then I'mma end stream so I can play some Diablo before I go to sleep.

[02:59:11]Like I can't even dry brush cancel, bro.

[02:59:29]>> Bro, really just [ __ ] pressing buttons.

[02:59:35]Okay. Okay.

[02:59:37]>> I'll just wait. Oh, if you want me to play like that, fine. I will.

[02:59:44]>> Oh, where's my hop? I just did an awkward save.

[02:59:50]>> Uhhuh. And then what?

[02:59:55]And then awkward button.

[03:00:04]lens of a Japanese IRL streamer tomorrow. Do we know if they're streaming pools?

[03:00:12]>> Like they usually have um Oh, that whiff. They usually have a a schedule. No, for the burnout. Oh, that didn't even burn out.

[03:00:30]Oh my slump. Holy [ __ ] >> You had to apply to be allowed to re Wait, what? Is this true fighting? Are you trying to set me up?

[03:00:48]There's no way. There's no way. Is that real?

[03:00:56]There's no official stream, only rereams, and you have to apply for Well, I didn't apply.

[03:01:05]Did you apply? Could I just bum off your application?

[03:01:11]I'll just show the Twitch cops your credentials.

[03:01:15]Yep, that's me. I'll just show them your ID.

[03:01:18]That's me.

[03:01:26]What is bro doing >> Wait, you did apply.

[03:01:50]Oh, nice level two, bro.

[03:02:06]>> Wait, Fisty, >> when you said, "Yeah, we can reream the [ __ ] the rando Japanese IRL stream."

[03:02:17]They're just [ __ ] just shaky cam.

[03:02:22]You meant that's the plan. That's the [ __ ] plan there. We're not rereaming the the event. We're rereaming this.

[03:02:31]It's not even shaky. Okay, bro.

[03:02:36][laughter] Damn.

[03:02:46]So, you're saying this is a struggle weekend?

[03:02:50]We're gonna be that that's a struggle stream, bro.

[03:02:55]I don't know something. You know, that's fine. If we also have main event, you know, we can swap.

[03:03:05][laughter] Okay. But they they don't have an official stream. This doesn't sound They don't have an official stream, but you have to apply to reream it. What the [ __ ] are we rereaming it? We're re we rereaming them. Wait, this doesn't make sense. They're obviously going to have a main stage stream, right?

[03:03:37]The math ain't math.

[03:03:47]This is going to be [ __ ] EWC or EC whatever the oil money tournament.

[03:03:54]That's going to be that the LCQs all over again, huh?

[03:04:10]Okay. So, if there is a mainstream, you say, "Fuck it. Let's just reream it."

[03:04:19]Let's just reream it and hit him with the I didn't know officer. Oops. I didn't know. Oh, was this bad? I didn't know. I'm just I'm just streaming. I don't know.

[03:04:31]I don't know English.

[03:04:34]I could hit him with that. My mom does that [ __ ] Growing up, I I would see her getting pulled over and she would hit him with the ah me. Oh, me officer. I know. No, I I could hit him with that.

[03:04:48]And just start speaking Spanish. Okay.

[03:05:06]Just got here. But I can tell you they don't actually give a [ __ ] They just don't want to pay commentator.

[03:05:12][laughter] Hell yeah, bro. Hell yeah.

[03:05:22]All right, that's perfect in cross cuz I'm screenshotting that [ __ ] right now and I'm utilizing that as my defense in court.

[03:05:33]You see your honor in cross said right here [laughter] only top eight. Bro, isn't this tournament like supposed to be hella stacked where it's like a hundred entrance but 70 of them are [ __ ] internationals or some [ __ ] What tournament? Dream hack. Dream hack at Atlanta.

[03:06:11]I was I was debating going because I haven't been to Atlanta in a bit and I [ __ ] with colonades and spondits, but I don't know. I feel like Dream Hack, I've gone to Dream Hacks for Street Fighter and Street Fighter feels like a side event to a side event, you know?

[03:06:34]I feel like a [ __ ] like a melty blood player when I go to a Dream Hack to play Street Fighter. Like we're out in the [ __ ] corner grand finals in the bathroom type [ __ ] Just be over there. Just stay out of sight. Yep. Just stay out of sight.

[03:07:04]He rereamed the shaky Japanese streams.

[03:07:06]Wow.

[03:07:08]All right, bro. All right.

[03:07:11]All right. All right.

[03:07:17]Is Melty Blood even any good? I don't know, bro. Ask the 10 people that played it. I'm not one of them.

[03:07:29]Ask one of the 10 folks that played it.

[03:07:38]Yeah.

[03:07:40]Hey, bro. Hey, listen. Listen. I >> am actually a high placing anime fighting game player. The last time I played an anime fighting game was Persona 4 Arena and I got top eight in my first tournament playing that one.

[03:08:01]Um, >> what are you waiting for?

[03:08:04]>> What was the character with the sword?

[03:08:06]Yeah, that was actually Canada Cup.

[03:08:08]Correct. That was Canada Cup. A bracket.

[03:08:11]It wasn't a bracket of 12 players, bro.

[03:08:14]There was more than 12. There was like 20.

[03:08:17]It was a major. Okay. It was a major.

[03:08:24]>> Naru.

[03:08:24]>> It wasn't Narumi. Was it Narumi?

[03:08:29]>> No, it was Mitsuru. I think it was me. Yeah, it was Mitsuru. Was waiting.

[03:08:54]Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Let's get legend and let me get the [ __ ] out of here. I need to be liberated. I need to get legend and be liberated.

[03:09:15]You were originally a Lily player and an anime player.

[03:09:19]I listen Marissa player. I don't want to hear [ __ ] from you. Okay. You still play Marelissa.

[03:09:31]I actually don't want to hear it.

[03:09:41][ __ ] I was waiting for parry so I can do the thing and bro didn't bite. Oh wait, he's modern. I just noticed that.

[03:09:50]>> Do I DI him just for shits and giggles?

[03:10:14]>> [groaning] >> Round two. Fight.

[03:10:31]This will get >> I think I could have killed if I went with level one. Pretty sure.

[03:11:00]Oh no.

[03:11:02]>> Into dry rush into driver rush overhead.

[03:11:04]Huh.

[03:11:08]>> Does bro have the one button super for DI? Do you think he's got that? Oh my god. Hold on.

[03:11:19]>> Mario can't do heavy donkey kick. That's crazy.

[03:11:26]I love that you just know all this random lore about monitoring. [groaning] >> Makes you think, huh?

[03:11:42]>> Oh no, I did it too late. Oh good. Holy [ __ ] that turned into a mixup. Hold on.

[03:11:47]Hold on. My [ __ ] actually turned into a mixup. Bro didn't know what's going on.

[03:11:55]That [ __ ] probably looked like Magneto and Marvel, huh?

[03:11:58]>> Just high low. Oh [ __ ] Does this put me a legend? Please, >> bro.

[03:12:43]>> [laughter] [gasps] >> Bro, I'm so close. I'm so close to finishing the campaign. Please, man.

[03:13:01]Please.

[03:13:14]Reminds me of when I got stuck at 1799 for like 3 weeks. How does this remind you of that, bro? [laughter] Wait, how does this remind you of that, man?

[03:13:29]Feel like that's lowkey a disc. Wait, how is this reminding you?

[03:13:37]This has been a few hours, bro. This isn't 3 weeks.

[03:13:44]>> Hasn't even been a full day. Chill.

[03:13:46]Chill. Before we start making these crazy allegations and comparisons.

[03:13:55]All right. All good.

[03:13:59]Surely. Surely this will be it. This will be the one to liberate me. And it's a [ __ ] Alex Mirror match. I'm just I just have to turn off the stream without getting to legend. Huh. That's just going to have to happen.

[03:14:13]>> I'm 1,000% going to lose. And this guy has a Jesus is King dojo. Yeah, I'm losing.

[03:14:39]>> [groaning and screaming] >> Round two. Fight.

[03:14:49]His name is Hallelujah and he's in Jesus's King. Yeah, I get it. I get it, though.

[03:15:23]I'm surprised I haven't seen some unhinged [ __ ] yet. You know, usually when you play somebody from this dojo, they're going to play like the most godless creatures on earth.

[03:15:34]Like they would play in a way where Jesus would literally just shake his head.

[03:15:41]>> Oh no. What' I jump? What I jump?

[03:15:50]>> [screaming] >> Bro, just the eyes there.

[03:16:07]>> They play like they're actually possessed. You know, [screaming] >> Satan himself is influencing those button presses.

[03:16:18]the whole Jesus dojo thing. I think it's a cover up for sure. [clears throat] >> Like they think if if they put Jesus in their dojo, that's going to help atone for the godless way they play.

[03:16:34]>> Oh.

[03:16:51]Yeah, I'm not getting legend tonight.

[03:16:53]I'm actually not getting legend tonight.

[03:16:55]Well, I guess tomorrow instead of shaky cam footage of Mago getting some water.

[03:17:06]Wait, bro. Really pressed there? He's You're not plus there? I don't think he knows that, huh?

[03:17:20]>> He Okay, you're going to lose to literally day one [ __ ] I see.

[03:17:35]>> Uh-huh.

[03:17:43]Oh no, that's unfortunate.

[03:17:49]>> Oh no.

[03:17:54][groaning and screaming] [screaming] >> We watching the shaky cam.

[03:18:33]These guys all play like this, Man, why why isn't it there some [ __ ] in the Bible not using my name in vain or some [ __ ] I don't know. Something like that. I know. I don't know the verse, but what I know is that you do this [ __ ] and you're going to hell. 100%. Bro, >> what are you waiting for?

[03:19:01]>> Your ass is not seeing the pearly gates.

[03:19:03]I'm sorry to tell you. I don't want to be the one to break the bad news.

[03:19:11]We are going to run it back in hell, bro.

[03:19:17]You think? Oh, no. Hell no, bro.

[03:19:18]Especially you. Uhuh.

[03:19:27]Me.

[03:19:29]Me?

[03:19:33]What did I do?

[03:19:40]It's all good.

[03:19:42]>> To be fair, I don't think any Kimberly player is going to heaven. I think everyone's going to hell. Every single person that picks up Kimberly is going to hell.

[03:19:51][snorts] I'm worse than you in every aspect.

[03:20:02]You see >> that sounded petty and spiteful. You're definitely going to hell. It's all good.

[03:20:07]It's all good. Honestly, who the [ __ ] is even going to heaven?

[03:20:14]Bunch of boring ass people. Do you really want to go there? That [ __ ] sounds hella lame. The [ __ ] are you going to do up there? Play [ __ ] Uno?

[03:20:23]>> Yay! Uno time. Hey, like that [ __ ] sounds boring.

[03:20:34]A new warrior.

[03:20:42]>> Okay, I'm definitely, bro. I'm getting plus ones, plus twos or minus [ __ ] 50 nukes. I'm not making legend tonight.

[03:20:53]Of course, bro. [ __ ] press button after that into ex. Just go for it.

[03:21:04]This guy's so lost, huh? He tried to butts slam. He tried to butt slam.

[03:21:11][groaning] Hold on, hold on, hold on. This guy might cook my ass. Oh no.

[03:21:45][groaning] Oh my god. Oh my god. Don't Don't [ __ ] say a word. No, do not say a word. I don't want to hear it. Nope.

[03:22:08]Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

[03:22:11]Nothing. Not even a peep.

[03:22:25]Hey, you loser.

[03:22:44]It's a neutral jump.

[03:23:07]For [laughter] one point, bro.

[03:23:10]For one point, man. For one point.

[03:23:14][laughter] Emotional roller coaster. For one [ __ ] point.

[03:23:21]Of course he presses a button afterwards.

[03:23:28]Of course he does. Bro, we are playing Honda. Wake up.

[03:23:36]Uh-huh.

[03:23:45][screaming] >> [groaning] >> Round two. Fight.

[03:24:38]He beating himself up over that round he almost got.

[03:24:42]Yeah. Do you think that's what's happening?

[03:24:45]Is that the read you he got?

[03:24:55]Is he a dang it? How many odd dangers do you think he he threw out there? I feel like Honda players are the odd dang it type, you know?

[03:25:17]some darns.

[03:25:19]Gosh dang it.

[03:25:26]All right. All right. All right. All right. [sighs] I need quiet.

[03:25:31]I need peace and quiet because this is my legend.

[03:25:58]back on.

[03:26:01]Huh?

[03:26:11]That's no good.

[03:26:17]>> Oh, that's no good.

[03:26:34]>> [gasps] >> Every round. Every round I'm stressed.

[03:26:38]>> This can't be a healthy way to play the game, honestly.

[03:26:43]>> No.

[03:26:52]Keep coming.

[03:27:12]>> Almost. Almost. I think if I win this next one. All right. All right. Peace and quiet. Peace and quiet. Woo. Woo.

[03:27:17]Woo.

[03:27:19]Keep talking.

[03:27:23][ __ ] Why you got to do that, bro? I'm so close to legend. Why? Why is bro sweating like this, man?

[03:27:46]>> You're gone.

[03:28:01]Oh, you're [ __ ] kidding me.

[03:28:17]Failed attempt at a micro walk. That was not a micro walk. That was a long ass walk. That was a stroll, you know.

[03:28:32]Oh no.

[03:28:59]God damn, that does so much damage. He doesn't even need level three.

[03:29:07]Wait, level two?

[03:29:12]Damn, that was like 4,700 damage.

[03:29:40]on my CP, bro.

[03:30:14]My god, I almost choked that one. All right. All right. GG's, everybody. I am getting the [ __ ] out of this. Oh my god.

[03:30:26]Hello Ker. Can you [laughter] one more for the vine?

[03:30:37]I'm good, bro.

[03:30:44]Who's Um, >> I don't have time to play.

[03:31:09]>> Where we going to ODL?

[03:31:14]ODL.

[03:31:17]technology, baby.

[03:31:22]All right.

[03:31:26]Mexican technology. See way.

[03:31:31]All right. Y'all take it easy. Have a good night. All right. Feisty shaky cam it is.

[03:31:41][laughter] All right. Peace out, y'all.

[03:31:46]I don't have time to play.