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[00:00:00]Today, me and Nick are going to see how many rubber bands it takes to explode a watermelon. Let's do it. And go.

[00:00:07]Where is it? Yeah, we got to make it over.

[00:00:11]My mom just bought me this record player, but she said it can only play one specific song. So, let's see which song it is.

[00:00:19]>> [screaming] >> I hate vegetables more than anyone, but we don't have to call them chopped.

[00:00:24]That's just mean. I hate them for their taste, not because they're ugly. I just saw a girl pull out pepper spray when I walked by her, so I'm going to pretend to be on a FaceTime call so she knows I'm not dangerous.

[00:00:34]>> Hey girl, what's up? Oh my gosh, your outfit is slaying. Uh, do I want to get a pedicure tomorrow? Of course. I just saw a video saying to punch a wall with your weak hand whenever you're angry so you don't break anything. And I'm super mad right now, so I'm going to try it.

[00:00:48]Ow. If SpongeBob ever died, he would be the scariest ghost ever cuz it would just be like If you miss using sippy cups, but you're too scared to buy one because you think people will judge you, just get one of these things. Now I can finally suck on my drinks in peace.

[00:01:05]You know how they say to never judge a book by its cover? Well, sometimes it is okay to do that. Anyways, [clears throat] where was I?

[00:01:13]If you could teleport, but only as far as you can throw a piece of your clothing, what would you throw first?

[00:01:17]Because personally, I think I would use my shirt.

[00:01:19]I made a video about how my doctor told me I can only eat one donut per day, but when he saw that video, he got mad and said I can't eat any donuts anymore. So, now I'm only allowed to have one piece of candy per day. Is this better, Dr. Mike? I made a promise that I was going to try fixing my sleep schedule tonight, but now it's 3:00 a.m. and I just made Dubai chocolate from scratch, so let's try it.

[00:01:40]This is why I don't cook.

[00:01:41]>> Can someone make an edit to make it look like I scored a really cool goal? Here we go.

[00:01:52]Did you know if you pour a soda in a can upside down, then it won't have any fizz.

[00:01:59]I don't have anything else to say, so shout out LeBron, shout out Neymar, shout out Bukayo Saka. Woah, woah, buddy, what are you doing? I'm trying to drive over here. What is he do What are you doing? What are you trying to do here, buddy?

[00:02:11]Huh? I just bought this VR headset, so now I can do something I've always wanted to do before. Jarvis, show me LeBron oiled up.

[00:02:19]Oh my gosh. Expand, expand.

[00:02:24]My friend bought me an apple peeler because I suck at slicing fruit, but I haven't tried it yet, so we got to figure out how to use this. So, I already put the apple on and I've been spinning it, but I don't know how you're supposed to make it actually touch the Oh, okay, so it snaps onto the apple when it gets here. Got it. Now, let's try actually slicing it.

[00:02:40]Yo.

[00:02:42]Wait, this is crazy. I'm about to go to the bathroom after my dad went number two in it, but I don't want to pass away, so I came prepared. Wish me luck.

[00:02:50]Why is the mirror fogged up? I can't tell if I'm hallucinating from not getting enough sleep last night, but I'm starting to see some really weird things. I think I just need to splash some water on my face. This will fix it.

[00:03:00]Wait. Wait, what is that? What What is that? Oh, what's up?

[00:03:04]>> If you're ever thinking about getting a beanie, don't get a brown one because a little kid came up to me today and said, "Your hat looks silly." So, I was like, "What do you mean? It's just a normal beanie." But then he goes, "It looks like a pee-pee." So, I look at myself in the mirror and I'm like, "Wait, it does, doesn't it?" I'm taking this off. If you only put one Gatorade pod in this bottle, it still tastes kind of watery. So, I'm going to see what amount of Gatorade pods makes it taste the best. Here's one.

[00:03:30]Now, let's try it.

[00:03:33]Old people do not like Gen Z, and I realized this the other day when I was at the gym with my friend, and I just finished my workout, so I literally just said the words, "I'm tired." And there was this man on the machine next to me that looked about 70 years old, and he must have heard me saying that because right after I said it, he literally reacted like this.

[00:03:49]And I just ignored it at first, but then he kept looking at me, so I was finally like, "Hey, can I help you?" And he was like, "If you get a call from a no caller ID, always answer it." Because I got one the other day, and I picked it up, but the person calling asked if my name was Raymond. So, I said no, and they hung up right away. But the next day, I get another call, but when I pick it up, I recognize that it's the same voice from yesterday. But this time when they ask if it's Raymond speaking, I say yes, because I'm like, "You know what?

[00:04:11]If they're going to waste my time, I'm going to waste theirs." So, Have you ever met someone that's love language is literally just being mean? Like, the meaner they are, the more they love you.

[00:04:18]And I didn't know these people existed until I liked this girl one time, but I thought she really didn't like me, because every time I would talk to her, she would just be really mean. Like, one time I told her that I liked her outfit, and instead of saying thank you, she literally just said that I'm stupid. So, at that point, I was like, "Okay, I get the message. I'll stop bothering you."

[00:04:34]But then when I did that, she got more angry, and she was like, "Why are you avoiding me?" Um, If you've ever wondered whether these water bottles can be used as weapons, they can. Don't ask how I know, but on a completely different note, does anyone know what day it is? The worst way to die is definitely by falling, because imagine after you fall, you land in a super embarrassing position, and your family just finds you like this.

[00:04:56]A girl just gave me this note at the gym, but she told me to only open it when I get home. So, I think she gave me her number. Let's read it.

[00:05:04]Okay, it says, "Hey, I always see you at the gym, and you always smell. Please shower before coming to the gym. You're making the machine smell." But I just woke up at 11:00 a.m., but I was still tired, so I went back to bed. But when I woke up again, it was 10:40 a.m. So, I was like, "Wait, did I just time travel backwards?" But then I realized I didn't time travel, I just slept another 12 hours. My mom has been super sad this week, so I'm surprising her by cleaning her makeup palette. It's really dirty, so I think she'll appreciate it, but I can't wait to see her reaction when she gets home. I ran out of mouth tape to sleep with, but I literally cannot fall asleep without it. So, this is the closest thing I have left to use.

[00:05:47]This is my impression of me opening the door if I didn't have arms.

[00:05:52]Is he Is he going to come in?

[00:05:55]Bro, why didn't you come in? Cuz I don't have arms to open the door. I just ate five eggs before getting on an airplane, so this is about to be a rough flight.

[00:06:03]Whoever is farting, don't fart, please.

[00:06:05]It smells bad. Now that I know how slippery these jelly straws are, I'm going to see how fast I could slurp three of them. Three, two, one.

[00:06:14]>> [snorts] >> One.

[00:06:19]>> [snorts] >> I just watched that clip back. I don't know if I can post that, dog. Is it possible to make freeze-dried candy at home? Okay, so I'm going to put this bag of Skittles in the freezer and let it sit there for 5 hours. Okay, it's been 5 hours, so the freezing part should be done, and now let's do the drying part.

[00:06:36]So, we just put it in the dryer and leave it there for 40 minutes.

[00:06:41]Okay, the 40 minutes just finished. Now, let's check on it. I'm going to bark at my dog to see if he gets mad at me.

[00:06:46]Ruff.

[00:06:49]Bark.

[00:06:51]Ruff. He's a good boy. I'm allergic to nuts, so I'm going to show you exactly what happens when I try to eat one.

[00:07:00]Oh my gosh. I can already feel it.

[00:07:03]I'm starting to swell up. Oh my goodness, I'm swelling. Does anyone else have a friend you only call by their nickname? Like it almost feels wrong to even say their actual name. Cuz I had a friend who everyone referred to as Beans, cuz for some reason that was all this man ate. That's not even an exaggeration, either, because he would literally cook beans in the morning and bring them in a thermos, and that would be his lunch. Nothing else, just beans.

[00:07:21]So, that's what we'd call him, but since we never used his real name, there was one day where he didn't come to school, and I had a class with him. So, when he didn't show up, the teacher, who knew I was friends with him, said, "Do you have any idea why Evan I just bought a little kid ice cream because he said he watches my videos. But after I gave it to him, his mom went, "Jack, use your manners.

[00:07:38]What do we say to him?" And he looked me dead in the eyes and went, "I love you."

[00:07:42]I don't think that's what your mom meant, Jack, but hey, I appreciate it.

[00:07:45]If I ever become rich, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs. Let's get you out of the way and perfect. My mom bought me a cup that's supposed to make slushies just by pouring a liquid into it, but I don't think that's possible. So, I'm going to try it. So, apparently, you just pour the liquid. This is what it looks like now. Oh, and now that it's full, I just put the lid on. And then the box has to squeeze for 3 minutes. I can't get the lid to stay on, so I'm just going to start squeezing it. I had to take some off the top because it kept spilling when I squeezed it. This is what it looks like when you squeeze it. Watch.

[00:08:14]Squeeze. Squeeze. Squeeze.