I STARTED THIS RAGE BAIT GAME LAUGHING AND ENDED UP CRYING | Fever Meme

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]Fever Meme is the first game I've ever finished and released on Steam. I truly hope you enjoy.

[00:00:07]>> All right, so this game is supposed to make you mad. It is designed to be a rage type game. Good thing for me, I never get mad. So, we are going to try to beat Fever Meme right now. If you guys cool with that, you down with that.

[00:00:18]EVERYBODY GET READY AND BUCKLE UP CUZ HERE WE GO. July 4th, 1946.

[00:00:26]German occupied Wyoming.

[00:00:32]German occupied Wyoming. All right, we'll see what happens there.

[00:00:36]>> Salvador here will guide you through the tutorial.

[00:00:53]I thought we were going to learn something about German occupied Wyoming.

[00:00:57]Apparently, we have like the skeleton of one of the people from 1946, but here we go. We're going to follow, buddy. He don't even have a name.

[00:01:08]>> All right. Let me see you do it first. I said let me see you do it first. All right. Here we go. Got it. All right.

[00:01:15]What's next? This is easy, everybody.

[00:01:17]Too easy. Tell me something. What?

[00:01:22]>> It looked like he was hip thrusting into my shits. All right, so we just jump in the portal. Um, what's that game called?

[00:01:27]Dark Deception map of the game. Good luck. Have fun.

[00:01:32]>> Thanks. All right, how do I crouch down?

[00:01:34]Get my eagle on. No, can't crawl down here doggy style. All right. So, let's go this way because that one looked like I was gonna say that one looked like it had some lava, but you know what? I obviously can't go here. So, what do I do about this?

[00:01:50]>> That doesn't mean I'm mad, everybody.

[00:01:52]That does not mean that I'm mad. I'm thinking that maybe it's going to be like a platform.

[00:01:59]It's bigger than my dad's boobs. Okay.

[00:02:01]There's like an imaginary floor right there. What does this say? I keep Oh.

[00:02:07]All right. It said, "Fuck you. You're not reading this." So, let's go through the portal. All right. So far, so good, everybody. So good so far. I really do this for real, and I'm about to show you all. So, jump and get to it. Oh, yeah. You know what I do? Look at me. Look at me. LOOK AT ME.

[00:02:26]WHOA. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S NOT ME getting mad, everybody. That's me getting excited. There's a difference. So, we just need to do a little jump and then we just have to time it. That's all we got to do. Jump. Perfect. Here we go.

[00:02:40]Okay. Go. And >> come now. You really should have seen that coming.

[00:02:49]>> How was I supposed to see that coming?

[00:02:51]Act like I have a third eye. I have a third eye between my legs, but between my forehead, no thank you, sir. I don't have that. So, we're just going to keep jumping through here. So, what do I have to fake a jump? Is that what I have to do? Okay, let's try it. So, fake it. Got it. Yeah, I know. I'm going to go here.

[00:03:10]You thought Okay, so it didn't even go in the dotted circle that it was projecting. And put the I can't even speak, everybody. This looks pretty easy.

[00:03:22]All right.

[00:03:24]Uh, that doesn't look good. It looks like you >> I was going to say it looks like something that's about to smack me in the face. Let's go here and then all the way right here.

[00:03:34]Sweet.

[00:03:36]Okay, so we just got to follow it all the way to the end. Oh, nope. Never mind. Okay, next one. Boom. THAT ONE GOT A LITTLE BIT CLOSER. I'm not going to lie to you. Hurry up.

[00:03:50]Okay, got it.

[00:03:54]Oh No. Same thing.

[00:03:56]So, just wait for it to go. And then with the last one, we don't get close.

[00:04:02]We get a little close. Maybe hang around the edge, but we don't go down to the lava. Obviously, everybody, I feel like it tried to hit me a little closer last time. Am I wrong or am I right?

[00:04:14]But here we go. Right there. Come on.

[00:04:19]Get over here.

[00:04:21]Hello.

[00:04:23]I think we're good.

[00:04:25]Okay, that one was pretending to try to get you. Okay, I understand what this game is trying to do now. It's trying to trick you a lot. Oh no. GO, GO, GO, GO.

[00:04:38]>> WHOOPS. I had the gravity turned off.

[00:04:40]>> So, what do I do now? Just walk into it.

[00:04:42]Nope.

[00:04:43]>> What are you doing? I just told you I turned it back on.

[00:04:46]>> You turned it back on. So, that means there is gravity, right? Let me see. Oh, thank you.

[00:04:53]Okay, so you're supposed TO DIE. HE TURNED OFF GRAVITY AND THEN HE SAW MY ass die and then he turned it back on.

[00:05:00]All right. I'm usually good at these.

[00:05:01]Check me out. Yeah, I'm usually good at those. I'm not good at these.

[00:05:08]Okay. Um, wait.

[00:05:12]Jump. Okay. Don't slice my dick. Go, go, go, go. All right. All right. All right.

[00:05:19]All right. All right. Let's time it.

[00:05:20]Let's see. Okay. Focus, Jay. Come on.

[00:05:23]Visualize getting to the end. Oh, sweet, bro. There's no freaking way I did that.

[00:05:29]All right.

[00:05:31]They always say good things come to those who wait. I think I read it in like a fortune cookie somewhere. But I can't anymore. But I can. Watch this.

[00:05:41]See, you can't, but I can't. Speak for yourself. What is that? That ain't me.

[00:05:46]That ain't me, everybody. I don't talk to nobody. My DRY AS HELL. BOOM.

[00:05:52]AIN'T NOBODY TALK TO ME. You think I'm gonna fall for that Come on.

[00:05:59]Hi.

[00:06:02]Hi. What? I have something I need to tell you. I'm sorry, but can you keep it to yourself? I'm trying to win this game, and for both legal and personal reasons, I'm going to be vague about this for now.

[00:06:15]I also wasn't even sure when I should even tell you.

[00:06:20]So, I had the game randomly choose instead.

[00:06:25]This message will only appear ever once, so I apologize if you were in the middle of something when it happened.

[00:06:31]Can you at least tell me something good instead of this random ass If you end up beating this game, I will end up beating this game. And let's be honest, most of you won't. I'm going to beat this game so good, I'm going to beat it twice. Then I have something I need to show you after. Please don't be nudes.

[00:06:51]Is that it? I know this seems incredibly random. No, I was expecting this, but even if I wanted to explain why I'm asking this now, you haven't even beaten the base game yet.

[00:07:06]Everything will make sense soon.

[00:07:10]Very soon. How soon? Like 30 minutes, 45, an hour, 2 minutes. 2 minutes tops.

[00:07:17]Thank you. All right. Can we go back to the game now?

[00:07:22]STOP. S. OKAY. WHAT? I DIDN'T EVEN DIE.

[00:07:25]That makes no sense. Okay, got it. Oh, all right.

[00:07:30]>> Lava is indeed hot.

[00:07:32]>> That's my fault. That's on me. Got fried like some chicken. So, I need to time my jumps. Here we go. One, two, three, four.

[00:07:46]Perfect.

[00:07:47]Got it. Uh-huh. AND BOOM.

[00:07:52]I REALLY DO THIS. OH NO. Hold on. Let's analyze the situation. Let's assess what's going on here.

[00:08:02]Okay, cool. Move.

[00:08:11]OH.

[00:08:16]YO.

[00:08:19]YO, can I get the same thing, please?

[00:08:23]Yo, that was so freaking cool.

[00:08:26]I thought I was going to have to run with it. I was like, there's no way.

[00:08:31]Oh my.

[00:08:32]>> Oh. Um, beware of spiders, by the way.

[00:08:36]>> Noted. Noted.

[00:08:38]Um, do I have any raid or anything? This time the game can't help. What is this?

[00:08:48]I saw a finish line and I ended up finish. Okay, so I don't understand.

[00:08:53]What am I?

[00:08:55]Do I jump over him? What is that? Come on. Jump over it.

[00:09:01]Ah, imagine there's a SECOND SPIDER.

[00:09:04]GOT HIM.

[00:09:06]OKAY, that wasn't so bad. Um, I think I need to jump through it. It looked like there's like some red gas on that ass, though. So, Oh, got it. Nope.

[00:09:18]>> I wonder what red means.

[00:09:20]>> Yeah, red means scary. Red means you're So, there has to be another way through here. Let's see. Let me watch it do its thing. It's going back and forth.

[00:09:30]Nice strokes. What? I'm just going to be patient and let's see.

[00:09:35]Um, I really don't feel like anything's happening. I feel like it's getting further and further away. But that could just be my imagination.

[00:09:45]Can I do anything here?

[00:09:48]I don't Can I What do you want me to do there? There has to be like a secret switch, maybe. I don't know. Maybe we walk backwards. No. I don't know why I thought that was actually a thing. That is the dumbest thing that I thought of so far. Maybe I stand.

[00:10:09]What about this one? Stand. No.

[00:10:12]>> Gee, I wonder what green could possibly mean.

[00:10:15]>> Green means go. Red means stop. Green means go. I'm having a big brain moment.

[00:10:19]My huge. Got it. Okay. Green means go. Um, what does yellow mean? Oh That's some What does blue mean? Backwards.

[00:10:33]Blue means jump.

[00:10:36]Boom. Got it. Okay. Blue means jump for some reason. Does that ever mean jump?

[00:10:41]Like is blue color coordinated with jump? Who knows what the bro shot a laser at my dick hole. Dude, little does that laser know that I actually like that. That's not the first burning sensation that I had down there. Come on. All right. Here we go. Come on. Don't with your boy.

[00:11:00]Yeah. Uh, I'm like Neil from The Matrix, my boy. Did I say Matrix? The Matrix is insane.

[00:11:08]Go.

[00:11:12]I don't know if Bro is going to make it just go all around the world like that.

[00:11:16]All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's lock in everybody. Let's lock in. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Talk to me. And if you going to talk to me, you better talk to me nice. Come on. If you going to talk to me, you better talk to me nice.

[00:11:29]IF YOU GOING TO TALK TO ME, YOU BETTER TALK TO ME. NICE. LET'S GO.

[00:11:33]WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

[00:11:46]GO, What is this? No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. No, no, no, no, no, wait. for Wait, wait, wait.

[00:12:01]Got him. Okay, I think me saying all that, crying like a little actually worked out in my favor. One.

[00:12:08]Yeah, I'm the one. Two.

[00:12:12]Okay, it's making me do a little back and forth. I'm not liking this.

[00:12:16]Huh?

[00:12:18]Three.

[00:12:21]Yo, what you barking for?

[00:12:26]I don't get it.

[00:12:29]one.

[00:12:31]Bro, don't do this to me.

[00:12:37]Let's go.

[00:12:39]I feel like I'm supposed to make certain sounds.

[00:12:43]Let me see something.

[00:12:50]Wait, what did I just do?

[00:12:54]Did I pass?

[00:12:56]Wait, I think I just passed like gas.

[00:13:00]I can't believe I did that. Please type yes or no for the following survey questions. There are no wrong answers.

[00:13:08]Question one out of 20. Was the previous trap door too obvious? No.

[00:13:13]I'm sorry. Did you first encounter with the Yes, it did.

[00:13:19]Next question. Do you agree that the jump scares can be funny when done right? Yes. Would you agree that most of the trolls have been fair so far? Yes.

[00:13:28]Are you enjoying the game so far? Yes.

[00:13:30]Do you know anyone such as friends or family who might enjoy this game? Yes.

[00:13:35]Did you know there are multiple secret endings to this game? No, but now I do, so yes. Did you eat before playing this game today? Yeah, I ate some ass. Did you shower today? Yes. Did you shower yesterday? Of course I did. Will you shower tomorrow? Possibly. Allegedly, I will. Are you subscribed to Mr. Beast?

[00:13:51]No.

[00:13:52]Have you ever watched anime? Yes. Do you miss your ex? No. Are you sure? Yes. Do you think you're a good person? Yes. Do you donate to charity? Yes. Have you ever done anything illegal? I've stolen before. Have you answered all the questions truthfully? Yes. Has anyone ever described you as gullible? Yes.

[00:14:12]Type yes as you can. Yes. Wait, I'm going to fall. THIS THING IS TRYING TO MAKE ME FALL.

[00:14:20]NO. NO, I'm not going to fall. Oh, I'm not falling for that Go, go, go, go, go. Got it. Did it. It was trying to make me fall in the trap, but you know what? I already been to the trap house, everybody. I'm not falling for that. We're beating this real quick.

[00:14:36]We're basically speed running through this hole. So, let's see what happens here. Another spider jump scare. Another spider jump scare. That's what we're going to do. ANOTHER SPIDER JUMP SCARE.

[00:14:46]BOOM. What about this one? Boom.

[00:14:52]They think of everything, don't they?

[00:14:54]All right. You want to play like that?

[00:14:56]Got him. And then stay low to the gun.

[00:15:02]I jumped and then I got killed by the spider. I stayed at the same level instead of jumping and then I got killed by the spider. So go this way.

[00:15:16]Jump.

[00:15:18]Jump. Got it. Come on, man. Stop it.

[00:15:21]Stop messing with me. I knew that spider was coming again. I don't understand what I did wrong or right.

[00:15:28]Yo, let me get abducted.

[00:15:30]Come on, bro. Let me get abducted.

[00:15:35]The Okay. Oh, man. This sucks.

[00:15:40]Hold on, bro. Imagine nobody wants you.

[00:15:44]Not even the tornado. Come on. Let's go, bro. Who want me? Yes or no?

[00:15:52]There's no way, bro. Okay, you know what? Ah, I had to stand perfectly still.

[00:16:00]I kept squirming around for some reason.

[00:16:02]Oh, no. Okay, go this way.

[00:16:07]And for a while, that worked. Bro, I'm not even reading the lore.

[00:16:16]Why?

[00:16:18]What the heck was that?

[00:16:20]All right, go here. Right there. Next up.

[00:16:26]Got it. What was that sound?

[00:16:31]WHAT THE ANYWAY, you'll suck me up, dude. There you go. All right, so go back in here.

[00:16:58]Go here. So, I'm supposed to go all the way back here.

[00:17:03]So dumb, bro. Just spider making Jurassic Park noises.

[00:17:09]All right, got it.

[00:17:13]Oh no. Why? I don't even know what this does. I thank you. I know what it does now. And it does great things. It does the Lord's work.

[00:17:21]>> Reasons. I have to specify that this is Steamboat Willie, not the other guy.

[00:17:26]>> Makim Moose. Okay. I'm assuming I need to dodge something.

[00:17:32]Is this copyright? Better not be. If you're going to call this dude Steamboat Willie, this better be copyright free. Why? I don't know what I'm supposed to do. He shot a freaking red laser right at my dick.

[00:17:43]>> This is Steamboat Willie, not the other guy.

[00:17:45]>> I think once the music stops, I have to stop, right? Okay, let's try that. It's like Squid Games, but more messed up.

[00:18:00]Did it. Did it.

[00:18:11]Oh, for real though, that better not be copyright, everybody. But Steamboat Willie, that's what we're going to call him. But if I get copyright claim, I'm calling Mickey Mouse and getting your ass sued. I'm kidding. Wait, should I go back here?

[00:18:35]I think I can go here.

[00:18:40]Tell me. Yes.

[00:18:42]Cuz I No. No. Please no. No. Please no.

[00:18:50]Please. Spider seenor. Sir, wait. What? Press the red button. Okay, I got you. Spider says press the red button.

[00:19:01]This is the RED ONE. THAT'S THE RED ONE.

[00:19:06]THAT BUTTON WAS clearly labeled blue.

[00:19:08]>> BUT IT WAS RED IN COLOR. IT WAS PHYSICALLY RED. BRO, IF I TOOK A RED AND THEN I SAY IT'S BROWN, IS IT A BROWN OR A RED ONE? THINK ABOUT IT, EVERYBODY. Am I wrong? I don't think that I'm wrong. So, the blue one is red.

[00:19:25]What the >> That button is clearly blue.

[00:19:30]>> Is it clearly blue? I couldn't tell.

[00:19:32]Don't piss me off, game. Do not piss me off. You'll regret pressing this later.

[00:19:38]Press the Oh, quote unquote red. Okay, now I see.

[00:19:45]I still press the blue one. I'm dumb. I have no brain cells. Everybody, please forgive me. So, we need to press the red button. Thank you. What's the next one?

[00:19:56]Jump in the spike pit. you mean?

[00:19:58]Okay.

[00:20:00]It didn't say spider says he's not wrong. Everything the narrator is saying is facts. I can't deny it.

[00:20:15]Everybody, if somebody's going to be speaking the truth, I'll be like, "You know what? You're absolutely right about that, big dog. Jump in the spider pit."

[00:20:22]That's exactly what the spider didn't say. So now I am going through here. So now if we ever get that scenario again, I'M NOT DOING IF IT DOESN'T SAY SPIDER SAYS.

[00:20:33]This looks a little too long for me, my boy.

[00:20:37]Something's wrong, huh? Just a random plant.

[00:20:44]Okay. I mean, it's a nice plant, I will say. Looks watered and cared for.

[00:20:49]Whoever How many leaves did the bamboo Can I go check? Let's see. Oh my goodness.

[00:20:58]I mean, are the little things counted as leaves? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 I don't freaking know.

[00:21:10]>> It is heavily implied that you were impaled by spikes.

[00:21:14]>> Yeah, I see that. I felt that too right in my chest. Okay, so let's count the leaves one more time because we can't go back because we're just going to fall into a spike pit. Huh? One, two, three, four. Wait. One, two, three, four, five, six.

[00:21:35]I'm assuming six.

[00:21:38]How many leaves DID THE PREVIOUS THE PREVIOUS ONE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. No leaves. Wow. It's a bald eagle, everybody. Shave head era. So, no leaves. What color was the vase?

[00:22:02]Um, it was um No, please. Just a little bit.

[00:22:07]Just a sneak peek. Little preview. No.

[00:22:09]Okay. Um, it was um it was blue.

[00:22:15]No, please. It was blue. I swear it was blue. This time we are knowing everything. Well, there's not anything I can know about this.

[00:22:23]There's no way.

[00:22:24]If they ask me what do the trees smell like, I might as well just uninstall this game right now. Please.

[00:22:31]Oh.

[00:22:34]Whoa. Thank you. This game felt sorry for me. I've never had a game feel sorry for me. This is the spider one, right? I'm going to jump. I'm going to jump.

[00:22:46]What the Got him.

[00:22:52]Every time I see a long hallway, I'm like, "It's the spider."

[00:22:55]>> Ah, yes. The obligatory maze level. No game would be complete without them.

[00:23:00]>> No.

[00:23:00]>> Or am I thinking of water levels?

[00:23:03]>> Oh boy. Do not give me a water level. Do not give me one of those. Bro, is this a maze or is this annoying?

[00:23:11]I think it's a combination of both. No more spider jump scares, please. I can't take that no more. Yo, this maze sucks.

[00:23:20]Big balls, dude. big pink ones. At least we're seeing different types of walls.

[00:23:25]So, I think I should be all right. I'm on the outskirts of this maze, though.

[00:23:29]So, whoever designed this maze should I let her in. I even showed her this project. Is her the spider that just went away?

[00:23:42]Okay. Where'd the spider go? Yo, let me go there, too.

[00:23:48]I even showed her this project. Like, what are you on right now, bro? That's the first time that I got jump scared by the thing that is actually trying to get away from me. That makes no sense.

[00:24:00]Okay, let's just go back where we came from. We could have either went left or right. I went left because I'm left-handed. You know, us lefties got to stick together. But let's go right this time. Let's figure out if it's the right choice, you know. Let me stop. Let me calm down, everybody. This game's not pissing me off. It's not. I'm actually liking it a lot. I'm liking the vibe, bro. Get me out of here.

[00:24:24]Okay, let's go this way. Oh my freaking goodness. What What are we on right now?

[00:24:31]What is this, bro? No way.

[00:24:38]Okay.

[00:24:39]Um I uh I really feel like I'm about to get jump scared. I do. Why lie?

[00:24:50]Dude, really?

[00:24:53]What in the actual ass is this? I hear it.

[00:24:58]Yes.

[00:25:00]>> I What? How did you even walk into that?

[00:25:03]Were you on autopilot or something? Lock in already.

[00:25:06]>> Don't move.

[00:25:10]Don't move.

[00:25:13]Don't move.

[00:25:16]Um, well then there has to be like a secret switch or something, right?

[00:25:25]Because that thing didn't go away. So if it didn't go away, then obviously there's no way I'm going to get through and then I'm half ass So let's see something real quick.

[00:25:37]There has to be like a switch, right, that takes off like that little force field.

[00:25:44]Come on, Jay. Bro, what am I doing?

[00:25:49]What was that?

[00:25:53]Is that like a I feel sorry for you, so I'm going to disable the force field type sound. That's what it sounded like to me. What it sound like to you all?

[00:26:00]Cuz that's what that sounded like to me. Like a pity sound. Like, yeah, y'all hear that?

[00:26:10]Feel like this game's giving me a hint.

[00:26:12]I hear the thing.

[00:26:15]Maybe I go in through a different way.

[00:26:19]Somewhere here.

[00:26:23]Right here. Somewhere here.

[00:26:28]Right.

[00:26:32]I'm hearing that. Press X.

[00:26:35]What?

[00:26:38]Wait. What?

[00:26:42]allow escape.

[00:26:47]What in the hell is happening? How do I go back to my regular regular schedule programming?

[00:26:58]What is happening?

[00:27:03]>> Bro, go back to the normal wall.

[00:27:05]>> All right, I'm over it. There's the exit.

[00:27:07]>> Thank you. Okay, I was about to say, bro, adbreak.

[00:27:14]>> Hello there. You told me you were a content creator earlier. So, as thanks for playing, please take this opportunity to stop for an adbreak. And if you feel bad about shoving ads down people's throats, don't. I promise the alternative if you don't, is much worse.

[00:27:31]Adbreak starting. Adre over. Welcome back and enjoy the rest of the game.

[00:27:37]Thank you.

[00:27:39]Oh, whoa, whoa. No, the controls are backwards.

[00:27:43]Okay. Um, I'm gonna try my best.

[00:27:48]Oh, I stream when I make games, by the way.

[00:27:53]Yeah, check them out everybody. Twitch.

[00:27:56]Oh, If I don't get through here, I'm never saying your name again. I promise you. Oh, boy.

[00:28:03]Okay. Yeah, the controls are backwards, everybody. So, up is down, down is up, left is right, and my butthole's tight.

[00:28:10]GO. A >> HEY, SO HERE'S a pro tip. If you turn your mouse upside down, then it's like you don't even have inverted controls.

[00:28:20]I'm not even trolling when I say this, but yeah, an early beta tester from about a year and a half ago figured this out and beat the map that way. Go try it out. But >> here's ANOTHER PRO TIP. SHUT UP. I'M NOT TURNING MY MOUSE upside down. Stop that.

[00:28:35]No more pro tips. Check out this pro.

[00:28:37]And just a tip. Look at this. Check me out everybody. Check me out. Check me out.

[00:28:43]Bop. Okay.

[00:28:46]I got this. I got this.

[00:28:49]Soon as he comes. Soon as he comes. Soon as he comes.

[00:28:55]Go. Go. Go. Go.

[00:29:00]Wow. I'm not doing bad.

[00:29:04]I'm not going to lie. I'm not doing that bad. Oh, this is bad. This is bad. You know what? FINE. I'M FLIPPING THE MOUSE UPSIDE DOWN. Let's see what happens.

[00:29:14]Oh, wow.

[00:29:16]Bro, I'm not going to lie.

[00:29:19]It actually is working flawlessly.

[00:29:22]That is ridiculous.

[00:29:24]All right, here we go. That makes me mad. That makes me mad how smooth this actually is. Yo, it's smooth like butter.

[00:29:32]All right. Come on. This is dumb.

[00:29:36]It's dumb how good this works.

[00:29:39]Okay. You know what? Maybe I should listen. See, that's why my teachers hated me, cuz I always refuse to listen.

[00:29:51]Wait, it's inverted again.

[00:29:55]Okay. Yeah, I had to readjust the mouse.

[00:30:00]What an bro. This game is a swollen All puckered up, too.

[00:30:05]Like butthole lips, man. This game, this game really wants to play, huh? All right, there we go. Did the first one.

[00:30:15]Did the second one. Oh, no.

[00:30:18]Hold on. These frames are dropping.

[00:30:21]Yo, no freaking way.

[00:30:29]that >> are you good?

[00:30:31]>> You seem to be lagging a bit.

[00:30:32]>> The frames were ass cheeks and then it still jked me. How is that fair? That is so unfair. It's fun fair, bro. We can do this though. Just stay positive, Jay.

[00:30:43]Stay positive.

[00:30:45]Come on.

[00:30:47]Here we go.

[00:30:50]I thought if I was just confident that I could do anything that I want, but that's not how it works in the real world, everybody. Confidence does not get you anywhere in life. just makes you look like a dumbass.

[00:31:00]So, let's jump and then let's see how far this thing comes.

[00:31:06]Okay, it kind of stops real quick.

[00:31:13]Got it. Man, what was up with the definition of that lava? Must have been very like high quality or something, bro. I was going like one frame a second. Here we go.

[00:31:26]Okay. Is there any tricks here? Nothing.

[00:31:29]Seems pretty straightforward.

[00:31:33]>> Whoa. Okay, so I barely have that much gravity.

[00:31:36]>> Do we already need to revisit the tutorial map?

[00:31:39]>> Calm down. Let's go. Come on. Lock me in. Pull me in. Here we go. There's like less gravity on those jumps. Let me see.

[00:31:49]No, I think I'm lying, bro. It seemed like my jumps are taking me farther than before.

[00:32:01]That doesn't seem right. I'm jumping.

[00:32:05]Oh. All right.

[00:32:07]Pick your favorite color. Don't see the color you're looking for? Contact our customer support by taking the elevator on the left. Huh. Well, I'm going to go with purple. No, I'm going to go with red. Now, pick your least favorite color.

[00:32:22]I'll just go with what's my least favorite color. I have no idea, bro. I'm a fan of every single color. I guess I don't freaking know.

[00:32:36]Uh maybe I don't know. You know what? I don't see my least favorite color. I'm going to take the elevator on the left. Let's see if they're actually legit. I'm going to make a formal complaint. I'm going to talk to HR. Let's see if they'll actually listen to my concerns. I honestly could not pick a least favorite color cuz I with every color, everybody. I really don't care. And as for my favorite color, I like red. I like purple. I like black. Those are my three main ones. Customer support. A brick wall.

[00:33:06]Thanks. Okay, let me go back up there.

[00:33:12]What did I expect, everybody? What did I expect?

[00:33:27]What is that? Satan radio.

[00:33:30]Isn't that just like customer support?

[00:33:32]The part about being a brick wall. I mean, not the giant spider that kills you.

[00:33:40]>> I'm not going to laugh. You don't deserve my laugh. You don't deserve my he and you definitely don't deserve my haha.

[00:33:47]Okay. Come on. There we go.

[00:33:51]Yes, sir.

[00:33:53]Boom.

[00:33:55]All right. What's next? Oh, the favorite color. Okay. Who cares?

[00:34:00]Let's go with purple this time. Let's get some po. And then let's go with this one.

[00:34:06]>> Seizure warning, by the way.

[00:34:08]>> Don't see the color you're looking for.

[00:34:11]What? Okay. Thanks.

[00:34:13]>> Truly beautiful.

[00:34:15]>> Thank you.

[00:34:18]This is ridiculous. Everybody, please close your eyes. At least he gave us a seizure warning.

[00:34:24]Oh my god.

[00:34:28]>> Well, on the bright side, at least we get to spend longer in this beautifully constructed room.

[00:34:33]>> Yeah, that's exactly what I didn't want, though. Are we going to have to start from the beginning? Oh, thank you.

[00:34:41]Okay. Damn, this one sucks.

[00:34:44]I don't like this one at all. I don't like the flashing purple lights. I really don't. I should have chose some Oh, what the heck is this, bro?

[00:34:58]All right, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

[00:35:01]>> Okay, I'm honestly getting a headache watching this.

[00:35:03]>> Thank you.

[00:35:04]>> Next.

[00:35:06]>> Oh, no. Spider. IT'S A SPIDER, EVERYBODY. I KNOW IT.

[00:35:12]COME ON, POP OUT THEN.

[00:35:15]Pop out.

[00:35:20]What does that say?

[00:35:22]Not a fake wall.

[00:35:25]You sure? Let me around and find out. Not a fake wall.

[00:35:32]Wow. All right. Good thing I don't listen. See everybody? That's what I said. It goes back to what I said about my hat to me for not listening. That's exactly why I don't listen. Each time you successfully jump to the next platform, your score goes up. How high of a score can you get?

[00:35:49]>> I don't know because I don't understand the rules.

[00:35:53]21 danger.

[00:35:56]Whoa.

[00:35:57]>> Don't give up. I believe in you. Truly, I mean it. I think if you can manage to get to 100 points, you'll get >> Okay. What? Oh, okay. It just stopped.

[00:36:09]Here we go. Go.

[00:36:14]Oh, nice.

[00:36:17]100 points for this.

[00:36:23]Is it chasing me?

[00:36:26]What was that one? Jump. It was jump. I don't know why I'm not remembering that.

[00:36:30]I guess cuz I'm just assuming. But assuming makes a giant BBL ass out of you and me. Especially me. Especially me. Jump.

[00:36:39]I stopped moving. I really did. That actually annoys me cuz I did stop moving. It's not my fault that I was midfall when that red thing came. Is it my fault? No, it's the game's fault.

[00:36:50]Fall faster. Stop. Okay, got it.

[00:36:56]All right, let's see what the next one is. Stop.

[00:37:00]Perfect.

[00:37:02]Forgot I can't let that other thing touch me. Go. Keep going. Green means go.

[00:37:08]What's this one?

[00:37:13]How I'm going to let that big danger cube go first cuz they can't see what's coming.

[00:37:19]Okay.

[00:37:22]Let that go.

[00:37:25]Okay, cool. Perfect.

[00:37:30]Go faster.

[00:37:33]I jumped on accident. I was nervous. I can't even lie. I was nervous.

[00:37:37]everybody. I was like, "Please don't.

[00:37:39]Please don't." And then I did the one thing that I shouldn't do, which was the wrong thing. All right. Come on. This one's a little Oh, WHY?

[00:37:54]WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

[00:37:56]Got it. Got it. But I still died. Jeez, man. I'm such a little puss.

[00:38:04]Come on.

[00:38:05]Jump.

[00:38:08]What? Look down, by the way. Oh, was that there the whole time? There's no way that was there the whole time, right?

[00:38:16]>> No, you broke out already.

[00:38:19]I honestly thought that would have taken you longer to figure out. I didn't even finish building this section of the map yet. Just a moment.

[00:38:28]>> Okay, so that was there the entire time.

[00:38:33]Who would have known that? Like you're so focused on jumping around and then focus on which ones are coming. I mean that's exactly why they did that. So that was actually genius by the way cuz why would I ever look down?

[00:38:43]>> Here we go.

[00:38:44]>> Why would I ever do that?

[00:38:47]>> But thank you for building that. I can't believe it took you this long.

[00:38:50]>> I forgot the exit.

[00:38:52]>> Oh, like I said earlier, what did everybody eat today? Nice. Never mind. We can hold that thought till later. I am craving ice cream. need to have a talk. You're playing through this game way too fast.

[00:39:06]>> It's hard to believe you're taking anything in at the pace you're going at.

[00:39:10]>> So, with that in mind, here is a door that will only open 4 hours from now.

[00:39:15]You'll thank me later.

[00:39:18]>> No, I won't. I will hate you and I will leave a bad review. I promise you. What is that? Oh, wow. It's the actual time that it is in real life. Sweet. Okay, so we need to figure out how we're going to break down this door. Unless I change the time.

[00:39:37]Should I try? What is that? Is that a smoke alarm?

[00:39:43]Hold on. Smoke alarm cuz we're all smoking hot. How do I cause a fire? Yo, don't make me cause a scene. I'm going to give it one more good minute and then I am going to change the time. Change your time zone is not the same thing as traveling, by the way. Unless you think people from Florida are wizards. We aren't. Change your actual time. I can't believe I actually have to patch this into the game to explain this to people.

[00:40:05]Bro, I WAS TRYING, BUT IT'S not letting me. I promise you, BRO. I JUST CHANGED THE TIME 4 HOURS BACKWARDS. WHAT AM I DOING? There you go. Open.

[00:40:15]>> Turn your PC back to normal if you change it. By the way, >> in return, I've got an exciting new feature awaiting you on the next map.

[00:40:24]>> Crazy. Everybody, bro, it wasn't letting me do it for some reason. It kept automatically changing the time back before I could uh >> to the game. Are you ready?

[00:40:33]>> I'm ready. You cannot press E to crouch.

[00:40:36]Whoa. Game changer. Let's go, everybody.

[00:40:40]Got that crouch on. Never seen this in a game before, but we did it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:40:47]>> I mean, I couldn't have made it more obvious what was going to happen there.

[00:40:51]You can really only blame yourself. I didn't even see the spider coming, everybody. That hit me from the back.

[00:40:57]>> Maybe this time we'll try crouching. You know that thing that I deliberately added into the game just now.

[00:41:04]>> Okay, so we just got to keep crouching.

[00:41:07]I'm assuming that means the spider is at an elevated level, right? Yeah. Okay.

[00:41:14]What is that? This isn't fair. It's not.

[00:41:18]Any more spiders, bro? How many spiders are we going to see in this game? Like, can we calm down?

[00:41:23]>> Next up, a double jump power up. Now we're talking.

[00:41:30]>> I'm not even double jumping. Now I am.

[00:41:32]Okay.

[00:41:34]Oh, this is sick. Oh, this is sick. Oh, take my TEMPERATURE CUZ I'M SICK.

[00:41:40]WHAT THE I'm supposed to use it once I'm able to jump. Okay, >> so I'm going to go grab breakfast.

[00:41:48]>> I know what to do now. So, we saved the double jump. Save it. Here we go.

[00:41:56]So, boom.

[00:41:59]All right. This is a game changer. It really is. I'm not going to lie. So, one, two, three. I do like the double jump feature. I can't even lie. It makes my nipples hurt.

[00:42:08]>> Okay. I'll admit so far these new additions have been a bit dry.

[00:42:15]>> Um, okay. So, do I have to do the underwater level?

[00:42:20]Shoot.

[00:42:22]I don't like that. I don't like water levels. I don't know what it is. Maybe because it feels too slow paced or maybe because I just don't want to play that >> Okay. What about vehicles?

[00:42:34]>> Yeah, sure. Oh, okay. The whip.

[00:42:39]Sweet.

[00:42:42]Where we going? What we doing? I'm about to pick your girl up in this and go.

[00:42:49]Come on now. Pick you up at 7. Get ready. We going to Nou, baby.

[00:42:54]>> This is far too cramped. This won't do it all. What you need is a nice open area to drive around in.

[00:43:01]>> Yeah, I can't drift in this.

[00:43:03]>> Ah, that's much better.

[00:43:05]>> There we go. Yeah. Now I'm really with the shits.

[00:43:10]Okay, where are we going? What we doing?

[00:43:12]>> Isn't this wonderful?

[00:43:13]>> What are we getting into tonight?

[00:43:14]>> Me and this giant box for you to drive around in. I want your mom's giant box.

[00:43:20]>> Sandbox game.

[00:43:23]>> Yeah. All right, let's go to that red arrow cuz I always follow what I'm told.

[00:43:28]I'm sheep. Should I even be going there?

[00:43:30]I just saw a red arrow and then it attracted me like a moth to a flame. I'm supposed to fit in that? Ain't no way I'm fitting in that hole.

[00:43:40]I can't fit in that hole.

[00:43:43]Yo, narrator.

[00:43:45]Oh, okay. We getting out the whip.

[00:43:48]All right, let me back up real quick.

[00:43:50]Better I don't have valet.

[00:43:53]Okay, let me crouch down.

[00:43:55]>> Wait, seriously? You're already done?

[00:43:58]But you haven't even been playing 5 minutes. You know, some games are literally just this driving mindlessly for hours and nothing else. But you're telling me you're already done? I just don't get it. What do you want from me?

[00:44:13]>> I WANT THIS. BOOM. YOU LIKE THAT? I want that all day 24/7 365.

[00:44:20]>> I have thought long and hard on this and I see it all so clearly now. The game has a severe lack of player agency. And to address this, I think I've come up with something we can both appreciate.

[00:44:32]This next game mechanic needs no introduction.

[00:44:35]>> No, come on.

[00:44:36]>> Enjoy.

[00:44:38]>> Really?

[00:44:39]>> Yes. Yes. Oh god, yes.

[00:44:42]>> Oh god, yes. Bro's having an orgasm.

[00:44:44]>> Been missing. He's like, "Oh, way this could be any better is if we had a moving target, and I know exactly where to find one."

[00:44:52]>> The spider.

[00:44:54]>> It's the spider, everybody. It's the spider.

[00:44:57]>> Do you remember that pesky spider that's been tormenting you through the entire game?

[00:45:02]>> How could I forget?

[00:45:03]>> Well, I've made him completely harmless and trapped him in the next room.

[00:45:07]>> No, you didn't.

[00:45:07]>> Now is your chance for revenge, >> bro. If you're lying, you're dying.

[00:45:12]>> And there it is. Now the spider is at your mercy.

[00:45:16]>> I got him already.

[00:45:20]>> H nothing.

[00:45:22]>> I probably could have done more with this whole shooting mechanic. Oh well.

[00:45:28]What you and this game both need now are thrills, not frills. So let's raise the stakes, shall we? Clearly death has become meaningless in this game now. So from here on out, if something only kills you, consider yourself lucky.

[00:45:45]In this map, you have to climb all the way to the top to proceed. And if you fall, you start all over again. And before you ask, there are no checkpoints. Good luck.

[00:45:57]>> Hell no.

[00:46:00]Oh god.

[00:46:02]No freaking way.

[00:46:06]Does this thing fall?

[00:46:10]I don't know.

[00:46:12]Oh goodness.

[00:46:14]>> Oh no, that was almost close.

[00:46:16]>> Oh, okay. I got you. All right, so there's not really a threat. It's just you can't fall. And that's it. And then you have a time limit on when you can make that next jump. I got you.

[00:46:32]Okay. Shouldn't be too bad, right?

[00:46:35]Everybody, please tell me I'm going to be okay. Please tell me everything's going to be all right.

[00:46:44]Oh man, my hands are sweating.

[00:46:47]My hands are sweating. I'm not going to lie. Why lie? Why lie? Everybody, I'm nervous. There's no freaking way I'm making that.

[00:46:55]>> All right, come on.

[00:46:56]>> There's no freaking way I'm making that.

[00:46:57]There's no freaking way. You know what?

[00:46:58]I need to change the date on my computer real quick. I'll be right back. Okay, so changing the time back on my computer was probably the biggest mistake that I could have made because it completely messed up the rest of my audio recording. I missed about like 40 more minutes of audio. And yes, I'm beating myself up about it. I already punched myself in the dick like three times. So, I'm going to just recap everything that happened. So, I don't think that you can make it to the top of this little building thing by jumping on the platforms because in the middle of it, the narrator says that we can press T to teleport to the top in shame or some like that. Of course, I teleported up there in shame, of course, and then it's the end of the game, but the end of the game is like a 3minute countdown and you need to put like a five-digit code.

[00:47:41]I'll let the narrator explain what it is and then narrating Jay will be back.

[00:47:45]>> That button you just pressed wasn't for a final boss fight. Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:47:50]>> It was for something much much worse.

[00:47:54]>> What is that? Like a 900t dildo?

[00:47:56]>> It was for a bomb countdown sequence.

[00:47:58]>> Oh, >> this bomb won't kill you. It won't even delete your save file. No. When it goes off, it will completely destroy your copy of the game forever. Ubisoft style.

[00:48:14]>> Ubisoft style. But to be sporting about it, I'll give you a way to disarm the bomb.

[00:48:21]It's a five-digit passcode that was randomly generated the first time you ever launched the game. The best part is not even I know it.

[00:48:31]>> How?

[00:48:31]>> I don't know it either.

[00:48:32]>> I'll give you a freebie before I even start the clock. Go ahead.

[00:48:38]>> What's the freebie?

[00:48:41]I don't know.

[00:48:47]I thought just because this game, you know, in the spirit of the game, I thought I would do something like that.

[00:48:51]>> Pity.

[00:48:53]>> Okay, bro. How am I supposed to know that? I saw no digits. I promise you.

[00:49:01]I didn't see anything. That's crazy, everybody. The game really stopped. So, yeah, everybody. Obviously, I did not know the code. So, the game just completely closed on me and the bomb went off. Once I opened the game back up, all it showed was this thing on the screen right here. So, I had to actually set my clock back on my computer another couple hours so it could act like it never happened, like the bomb never went off. And then all of a sudden, I had to go through five levels to find five digits of that code to disarm that bomb.

[00:49:31]And I ended up finding it. It was 43 blank one. I couldn't figure out what the fourth number was in the code. But obviously when you have like four out of the five digits, you can kind of just guess the last code by putting in like random numbers 0 through 9. So I was just like, you know what? I'm just going to do like process of elimination and then I'll just figure out what it is. I think the number was 8. It was 41381. I think that's what the code was. And then we got to the final boss and then I realized that my audio cut off and yeah, I was pissed. So 413 blank one. We just have to figure out what's the number inside of that pool area. I don't even know if I'm going to find it, everybody.

[00:50:08]I don't even know if I'm going to find horny milks in my area. But you know what? So far, these new additions have been a bit dry.

[00:50:16]>> Yeah, they have been a bit dry.

[00:50:23]So, what do we do?

[00:50:28]I don't get it. You know, I can actually just guess.

[00:50:31]So, I'm going to guess cuz I don't need to figure that one out.

[00:50:37]Okay. So, I'm just going to guess everybody because it's going to be 413 blank one. So, it's going to be one of those. I don't think that it's going to be another one. And I don't think that it's going to be a four. So, let's try nine generated. The first time you ever play the game, >> the best part is I know it.

[00:50:57]>> 4139.

[00:50:59]I'll give you a before I even start the clock.

[00:51:02]>> Oh, what a shame. It wasn't it >> 3 a >> pity >> one.

[00:51:09]>> It was 4 A3 A1. Wow. I only needed two tries.

[00:51:13]>> Huh? You did it.

[00:51:17]>> If I don't get my happy ending, why should you? I'm sorry.

[00:51:22]Goodbye.

[00:51:24]>> No, it ain't goodbye. What? Look at that big ass spider.

[00:51:28]>> Originally, when I was working on the ending to this game, I thought I was going to have the spider you spared from earlier come and save the day. But as of the time of this recording, I am going through an extremely depressive episode right now. My girlfriend left me for one of my own Twitch viewers in the same month as someone in my family being diagnosed with cancer. So, quite honestly, I just want to finish the game.

[00:51:56]So jump down below for one of the hardest boss fights to ever exist. And when you can beat that, we'll call it a day. Salvador will do. I'll just retroactively make it so he was secretly a fascist dictator all along.

[00:52:13]>> Wait, was what you just said about the Twitch viewer clapping your girl's cheeks actually true? Ain't no way, right? Ain't no way, right, my boy? BUT HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT TRUE. But then, you know, I hope that your family members are right. But I hope that this boss fight isn't too crazy. It probably is, though. Final boss or skip to credits. I mean, you already know what we're going to do, everybody. You already know what we getting into.

[00:52:43]This does not look good. Bro, if what you said about the Twitch viewer taking your girl is true, this boss is going to be the hardest boss fight in the history of anything. Yep.

[00:52:54]But I HOPE THAT YOUR FAMILY MEMBER IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

[00:52:58]All right.

[00:53:00]Okay, we're What?

[00:53:08]Press Q to back down from this fight.

[00:53:09]No, I'm good. I don't back down. I only arch my back. Huh? Can I at least have a gun?

[00:53:18]GIVE ME SOMETHING. A BAZOOKI. ANYTHING, BRO. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO PROTECT MYSELF. I'M JUST JUMPING AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT. OKAY, EVERYBODY. SO, the lamest thing just happened. When I changed the date back on the computer, it cut off my audio recording. So, I lost at least 30 minutes of audio, which makes me so sad.

[00:53:38]So, I don't know how I'm going to edit that, but I'm probably going to cut a few things. Hopefully, not really important things, but um let me beat this boss.

[00:53:49]Let me beat this Oh cuz yeah, I had to cut some things. That makes me so sad, everybody. I'm genuinely so sad.

[00:54:00]But let's beat this Come on, Skeletor. Come get you some.

[00:54:08]Whoa.

[00:54:09]Where's the gun? Where's it at? I need that double jump.

[00:54:16]Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

[00:54:19]landed right when the spikes happened, too. I'm not backing down from this fight, everybody.

[00:54:24]I'm not doing it. I want to beat this guy real bad. Come on.

[00:54:32]Oh, boy.

[00:54:36]You son of a Bro, there's no way I'm beating this guy. There's no way.

[00:54:40]Right. Look at this, bro. Who's beating this? Who's beating this? I'll show you a liar. There's nobody beating this I'm going to try. Promise you I am.

[00:54:53]Come on. Got it.

[00:54:56]I'm going to this dude up.

[00:55:00]Or I'm going to try. Oh Oh, there you are.

[00:55:06]you. There you go. Golden gun, baby.

[00:55:11]Oh man. What is this?

[00:55:14]Okay. Jump. Oh, it's the red stop jump one. Okay, fine. Come on. Let's do it again. Let's do it again. Let's do it again.

[00:55:27]Come on.

[00:55:28]This is nuts, bro.

[00:55:31]This is bull. This one's easy.

[00:55:34]Just got to avoid the red.

[00:55:38]Just got to avoid the red. Come on. I ain't no Or am I? I might be. I might be. I don't like this one at all.

[00:55:45]where you have to figure out where the real guy is. This one sucks.

[00:55:55]Whoa.

[00:55:57]YOU. WHAT? COME ON.

[00:56:04]GO. WHAT? He changed the color on me.

[00:56:07]Yeah. There's no way we're beating this.

[00:56:08]I'm trying this one more time, everybody. One more time. One more time and I'm done. Stop. Jump. Stop. Okay.

[00:56:17]It's going to change the color on me cuz this guy's a Jump.

[00:56:25]All right. What is it the hell?

[00:56:30]Oh, how do I get that?

[00:56:34]What?

[00:56:35]No way, bro.

[00:56:41]So, he spawned the gun and then what?

[00:56:43]I'm messed up.

[00:56:44]Got it.

[00:56:48]It went green to blue and then I jumped.

[00:56:51]I promise you I did. this. I'm good off this, everybody. THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN BEAT THAT. There is no way. Like I said, if you want to see somebody beat that, I'M NOT THE ONE. I'M NOT THE GUY.

[00:57:02]I TECHNICALLY beat the game. I'll take it. I'll take any dub I can get. But that was Fever Me, everybody. Can't believe my audio cut out a little bit.

[00:57:12]Hey everybody, I just went to check out this game called Fever Meme and I had a great time. Hopefully you had a great time watching it. If you did, make sure you GIVE THIS VIDEO ONE BIG fat like and tell a friend today that JAY FROM THE CUB Scouts is that dude.