Why Batman Can’t Kill Joker

[00:00:00]Not another step, sure. I'LL BLOW HIS FREAKING BRAIDS OUT.

[00:00:02]>> THAT'S ENOUGH, JASON. PUT DOWN the gun.

[00:00:04]>> Better listen, Jimmy. Don't want to upset Daddy Dus now, do we?

[00:00:08]>> SHUT UP, JASON.

[00:00:08]>> AFTER EVERYTHING HE'S DONE TO ME, YOU'RE STILL PICKING his side, huh?

[00:00:11]>> Jason, all those years ago when he took you from ME, I SWORE.

[00:00:14]>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW YOU WOULD AVENGE ME, BUT what about all those other times?

[00:00:17]>> What are the times?

[00:00:18]>> He beat me to DEATH WITH A CROWBAR.

[00:00:20]>> IT WAS A smashing time.

[00:00:21]>> Sorry, John, but two wrongs don't make a right.

[00:00:24]>> Okay, this time he drowned me at the bottom of the ocean. Sounds fishy.

[00:00:27]Sorry, John, but three wrongs don't make a right.

[00:00:30]>> I don't know you want to kill him this time. Let me just pull the [ __ ] trigger to feel what HE WOULD FEEL LIKE.

[00:00:34]>> JASON, IF YOU SUPER SOAK A JOKER WITH A SUPER SOAKER, do you know what that makes you? A superer.

[00:00:39]>> What? What are you trying to say?

[00:00:41]>> Super Joker so you would be It's like a killing. OKAY. OKAY, BRUCE, just just LISTEN TO ME THIS TIME, OKAY? He's got like a cult.

[00:00:49]>> What?

[00:00:49]>> Where did you >> What the [ __ ] are you?

[00:00:54]>> What the I'm so sorry you had to see that, Jason. I was abusing painkillers and >> I I I don't care. My my point is that this man, this one man, has done so much. He's inflicted so much pain on others on the people, you know, TO ME AND ALL THIS TIME LATER. AND YOU YOU WANT ME TO JUST LET HIM WALK? DAMN IT, JASON. You don't think I thought about it, dreamt about what he would feel like to just let go and just Well, I can't. I won't. Also, he was ambassador of Iran.

[00:01:21]>> What? He became ambassador of Iran. It gave him political security. I could I couldn't touch him. What the [ __ ] He could just do that. I >> I guess I I don't know.

[00:01:28]>> How the [ __ ] did he do that?

[00:01:29]>> Let's not talk about Iran right now. I don't I don't need the comments.

[00:01:31]>> Okay. Well, he's not now, right? So, I could I could just do it, >> right? Like, he's not >> not anymore. Not now.

[00:01:37]>> And no other Middle Eastern area.

[00:01:38]>> Drop it. Look at us now. You're here now, aren't you?

[00:01:41]>> Yeah, hardly. Every time you fail to stop him, he's taken more and more away from me.

[00:01:45]>> What are you talking about? You look just fine. I mean, it's been a while since I LAST SAW YOU, BUT OH, >> OKAY. DAMN. WOW. You Nothing. Nothing.

[00:01:52]Just I guess you're just, you know, you're half the man you used to be.

[00:01:56]One quart.

[00:01:58]>> I really got TO HAND IT TO YOU, BOY.

[00:02:00]WONDER. You've >> Well, I've only got the first part, but that was the main part.

[00:02:04]>> Look, you don't have to agree with me.

[00:02:06]You could even arrest me for all I care.

[00:02:08]But how could you tell me not to put this MAN DOWN AFTER ALL HE'S DONE TO ME?

[00:02:14]>> I don't believe I have to. The fact that every time we find ourselves here, you've yet to pull the trigger tells me everything. Despite his best efforts, you're no murderer, Jason. Seems you fingered me. No, that no didn't work.

[00:02:27]>> You're my son, Jason. No matter how much of you realize this is it.

[00:02:32]>> All right.

[00:02:33]>> Really? Just like that?

[00:02:34]>> Yeah. I think I've been waiting to hear those words for a very long time. Also, this isn't even a real gun. It's It's paper. It's clearly paper. It's not even It's not even close to looking real.

[00:02:42]Look at me. It's taped to me. I'm adorable.

[00:02:43]>> Well, now that that's settled, let's say we pick up right where we left off together.

[00:02:46]>> Batman and Robin, back in action.

[00:02:48]>> Right you are, Jason. Right you are.

[00:02:52]So, how does going to the bathroom work?

[00:02:53]Oh, it's not actually that weird. I just had good code solid for 10% off.

[00:03:12]My father.