This critique effectively deconstructs the genre's absurdity, yet it frequently mistakes intentional myth-making for narrative inconsistency. It is a sharp exercise in pedantry that values literal logic over cinematic expression.
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John Wick has deleted scenes from the sum of all fears on his phone. They left him for dead. Even he left himself for dead. But then he didn't die. Therefore, this movie most subtle title screen ever. I mean, if I'm walking in blind, that could be the director's name or the lead actor's name or production logo. Is it just me or could this scene serve as the darkest Gillette advertisement ever?
She hated my beard, so now I'll shave it for her ghost. Pretty sure Bridget Moahan is playing a dead character in this movie and will only appear in brief flashbacks like this one. And I can't help but wonder if that's a good gig or a gig you get when you're washed up.
Jon's wife collapses and then dies in the hospital despite the movie never telling me what's wrong with her. I suppose I'm left to guess. H I'll go with dtheria. No. If J.J. Abrams had directed this, I'd be feeling all the emotions right now. As it is, I'm mostly just feeling nothing. Every umbrella at a funeral is black. Cliche. Also, it's a funeral, so of course it's rating cliche. I mean, all we're missing here is an ebinescent song, right? Movie will make Wick seem like a total loner. But at the same time, this many people came to his wife's wake. That's a lot of people. Yep. Someoneing shipped him a dog.
>> John, I'm sorry I can't be there for you, but you still need something, someone to love.
>> Apparently, this chick had in her will that a dog would be purchased and sent to her husband along with this letter.
And all that would be kept secret from her husband until it happened. I'm just supering confused, man. I mean, what animal shelter offers this service?
We'll deliver a stray to someone that didn't ask for it. And we'll also deliver a sad letter from a dead loved one. Only $59.99. Meanwhile, while Jon cries, this poor puppy has peed his carrier like three times and is ashamed.
McGuffin the plot dog. Oh, what a good boy. I'm taking off a sin for this goddamn good boy. Oh, wow. 6:00 a.m. The puppy woke him up at the same time his normal morning alarm goes off. What are the odds? Milk and cereal for a dog.
Granted, he wasn't expecting a dog last night, so maybe he doesn't have anything on hand. Okay, but you still don't feed a dog milk and cereal in that instance, right? I mean, I feel like this is what Peewee Herman does, not a real person.
Also, who ships a dog to some unsuspecting person without also shipping some goddamn puppy chow? Maybe if you don't take your new dog with you on your car ride, he doesn't die. You ever think about that? Yep. The entire movie is going to hinge on the coincidence of these gangsters randomly stopping at the same gas station as John Wick and Theon having a hard foring with strangers. The stages of grief are denial, anger, stunt driving, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.
They killed his dog. What the [ __ ] These guys are worse than actual Theon.
Oh, wait. Theon burn kids alive. Never mind. Forget what I just said. But this is still up. Also, the easiest way to get the audience on your protagonist side is to have the bad guys kill his dog. Works even faster than killing a wife or a kid.
Doing this instead of just killing him.
I mean, you broke into his house, you killed his dog, you're stealing his car.
Why leave him alive? There's no good reason I can think of except a movie needs to happen. Also, who wants a car this badly? You want the car, so instead of just stealing it, you break into the owner's home, kill his dog, beat his ass, but leave him alive, then steal the car. This plan was created by one of the horrible bosses characters, right? If you are this sad about your new dog being killed, don'ting hold it up to your face, and pet it like Buffalo Bill.
Bury that and go on a revenge tear like a normal human. Oh, Kiana just realized he's being filmed. Wrong. Movie has Keano ride and dismount a city bus without any overt speed references. I give the movie props for restraint, even while I send it for that same restraint.
What?
>> Ysef Terasoft nicked the legal son.
As it happens, John Wick actually already knows the father of the who killed his dog. Considering he bumped into that dude at a gas station just before the attack, that's a massive coincidence. John Wick lost his Mustang, but borrows a Chevel. And before all is said and done, I bet he also drives a Charger for the American muscle car trifecta.
>> I heard you struck my son.
>> Poor Alfie Allen just has a face that screams, "Needs his daddy to fight his battles for him." Oh, VGO employs the Allstate Mayhem guy, which can only lead to mayhem.
>> It's not what you did, son, that angers me, sir. It's who you did it to.
>> Who the nobody?
>> The nobody is John Wick.
>> If you know John Wick by sight and you know him to be a danger and your chop shop guy knows him by sight, shouldn't your son know John Wick by sight, too?
John Wick gave up his old killer lifestyle, but only so much as to bury it under the basement floor in case of emergency. It takes Jon so many sledgehammer swings to get into this floor thing. I'm left wondering why he didn't just buy a safe.
>> Father, I can make this right. It's amazing how much of this guy's dialogue could literally be replaced with Theon dialogue from Game of Thrones without anyone noticing. Thankfully, the father of the guy that killed John Wick's dog has John Wick's home landline number in his rolodex. John Wick is the kind of man that showers and dresses in all black before exacting his revenge because he's a cinematic mother, y'all.
This house is made of 75% glass. These bad guys apparently didn't hear any of the gunshots in the other room from the previous scene. Movie assassins always wear suits, which look great, but isn't very practical. Real assassins probably wear sweatpants. They're much easier to move in.
I'll leave you be then. Good night, John.
>> Good night, Jimmy.
>> Thankfully for John, he has an unexplained understanding with this local cop where in dead bodies on Jon's floor will be ignored so long as Jon remembers to get Jimmy 50ard line seats for the next Raiders game or some.
Here's William Defoe making a veggie drink. Good for him for being healthy.
This movie though for thinking I give a [ __ ] about this character's diet. Movie expects me to believe there are hitman offices inside New York City's famed Flat Iron Building in addition to the Daily Bugle operations. How much data do you think John Wick has paid for watching his dead wife videos over and over? I bet he gets throttled near the end of every single month. Movie joins in solidarity with Breaking Bad and insisting evil crime people do most of their business in dry cleaning facilities.
>> Hello, Winston.
>> This movie McShane character is excessively older Andy Garcia for some reason. Not going to lie, John Wick's gear up for a fight scene is as good as any gear up for a fight scene ever filmed. I'll remove a sin.
>> This club is expecting John Wick. The club knows a super assassin is coming here to up and it still stayed open.
Like, how much money are you making nightly for this to be a logical decision? Just close the club and fill it with all the henchmen you have. Give John Wick a fight, right? Instead, the club is all, "I need those extra dollars, yo." So, we shall hash this out on the dance floor among drunk college students.
>> The typical deal.
>> Do you stylize subtitles make a movie better or worse? Discuss. What kind of nightclub has showers and locker rooms?
Are you telling me this is actually a sex club? Fine. What kind of [ __ ] house has showers and locker rooms? Murder in a reflection apparently makes no noise whatsoever, or else this vain guy is also deaf. Sink drowning. Though I'm actually sending the scene for the fact that the victim thankfully filled this sink to the goddamn brim before Rick showed up, creating his own death pool.
>> He's already in the club, killed a dude, and is down in the bath house, but I'm at surveillance, so the answer to your question is no. This is awesome and cool, but still, he wastes time shooting this [ __ ] in the chest three times before shooting him in the head. John Wick is a bullet waster. I'm sorry to say. Deadpool will be proud. For a few seconds, John Wick turns into a goddamn stormtrooper. Club music is so loud folks can't even hear dance floor gunshots. Honest question. How many highly trained henchmen willing to die for the boss's kid over murdering the world's greatest hitman's dog does this crime family actually have? Imagine the payroll. They have to be a billion dollar enterprise. That'sing El Chapo money. If you're going to headshot this dude, why waste the time to do the beard grab head slam [ __ ] Is it just for show? I think it's just for show. Wick gets his ass kicked by a random club henchman. Wick survives this. Fine. He survives it without major spine damage.
[ __ ] you in the ear movie. Sniper turns out to be helping Jon by alerting him to the female assassin by shooting his pillow. And yeah, shooting the pillow is a pretty good I need to warn you now, but don't have the time to call you signal. But what would be even better would be to shoot and kill this assassin chick as she's entering the room. Am I wrong? I really don't think I'm wrong here.
How many rings does it take before this concierge actually takes any action?
>> Mother, >> priest cursing. John Wick is up here on the not that high roof watching these fools do an execution. My question is, aren't there tons of roofs and windows where non John Wickian people might see the headshot execution committed in broad daylight?
That pillow legit did nothing to quiet that gunshot. That was loud as hell.
This doesn't incapacitate John Wick long enough for him to be killed somehow.
This is the main bad guy and Wick is right here. And yet we're still 35 minutes from the end, which means some kind of a miracle is going to happen to keep Wick from getting to this guy.
These guys don't double tap Wick right the now. For some reason, aka revenge, aka screenwriter discretion. Oh, they're going to torture him. First of all, good luck with that. Second of all, for what reason or information? What does Wick know that you want to get out of him? He wants to kill you because your outfit killed his dog. That's pretty much it.
What does torturing him gain you?
>> People don't change. You know that.
>> Unless their wife dies and someone kills their puppy. Those folks might change just a little bit. No.
>> Which is why God took your wife.
>> Whoa, dude. Multiple party fouls here.
Bringing up the dead wife, suggesting God took her for Jon's misdeeds.
Suggesting God exists.
>> I received some semblance, foe. An opportunity to grieve unalone.
>> He's talking about a dog, though, just FYI. Of all the [ __ ] ways to kill a dude, these henchmen go with the freezer bag over the head for suffocation method, which is not only known to be a long method of murder, but also carries the added weight of tainting the ziplock name. Oh, and giving the hero time to escape. Good thing the boss man left before all this. Am I right, William Devo X Machina? Also, helpful sniper only snipes one of the bad guys, giving us this fight that is largely unnecessary regardless of how cool it might seem. Let's have a badass handto-h hand fight like those Jason Bourne movies, right down to the choke out ending. But let's make ours slightly worse in every way. Brilliant. Three dudes killed in the last 10 seconds. Yet these henchmen are still loyal to Theon because I have no idea. I'd have cut and run ages ago. Natural ending will be bypassed for a longer, more drawn out and unnecessary ending because movie using your smartphone while driving.
John Wick just accidentally created a PSA.
>> I appreciate you granted my son a swift death.
>> I wouldn't know how to reply to that either.
>> Well, give him a chance. Ah, sudden willing to pose being tortured scene is sudden. My son will be still alive.
>> This scene is shooting holes in my William Defoe's evil prediction, so I don't like it. Two shots to kill him, then three to four shots for Spite. All this time, he's been listening to the bad guy taunt him and kill people. But only after the death of what's his name does John Wick violently jerk the car around in a 180. Okay, yeah, you got this car for free and but still leaving it unattended with the keys inside anywhere in New York City is basically Tug Speedman levels of stupid.
>> We live by a code.
>> Based on the actions of literally everyone, they obviously do not live by any code whatsoever. Thank God that mysterious guy called and told Wick the word he helipad. And thank God he knew exactly which one of NYC's many dozens of helellipads to go to after such news.
And he was given a free hot rod so that we could finally have a finale and end this thing. It's amazing how much of this handtoh hand and gun badass movie spends its finale focusing on driving skills.
>> Gun. Who's got a gun?
>> Asks the main henchman of the main bad guy who should be fired immediately for such a lack of situational preparedness.
None of these machine guns firing at Wick's car appear to do any good whatsoever. They don't stop the car.
They don't hit Wick. And why haven't they shot out his tires yet?
>> Russians sucker. USA. USA. It's Neo versus the All State Mayhem guy. You have 5 seconds to place your bets, and I hope you use common sense. Wick kills a dude with a car, but his lack of spatial awareness is astounding. Holy [ __ ] Levels of [ __ ] Oh my god, is it raining? Since when?
>> No more bullets.
>> No more bullets.
>> Let's let Fisticuffs decide this.
Especially since you're 60 years old.
And Wick takes more than 5 seconds to eliminate this geriatric bad guy. John Wick aka Jesus aka Neo aka seeing you don. The great thing is Vgo's death and the collapse of his criminal empire will result in a power vacuum. Also, that would probably lead to a gang war. A lot more people are about to die because I guess he wants medicine. Wick breaks into an animal hospital at the end of the movie. Mostly so he can find a dog that's about to be euthanized so he can save it and make all the animal lovers in the audience forget his other puppy's traumatic death. So, do I have this right? We see a motorcycle crash and a movie being projected on a random New York City building sidewall and then pan down to an actual motorcycle accident.
Is this real life? Movie opens with a minutelong shaky cam car chase straight out of the idiot's guide to making a Fast and Furious movie. Is that a phone?
Wait, is it a secret society clue? Is this National Treasure 3 or Now You See Me 3. Here's an unexplored gem of a criminal enterprise. Stealing and chop shopping taxi cabs. Why didn't anyone think of this sooner?
>> My [ __ ] nephew killed a dog. He stole a car. Most accurate description of the first movie ever. Also, whoever Peter Stormare is playing in this movie would be excellent at Cinema Sins.
>> You think it will stop now?
>> Yes. John has made it pretty clear that he just wants to retire and be left alone to mourn the loss of his wife. If you just give him his car back, he'd probably leave you alone and not kill more of your men. All this movie's opening badass John Wick moves are so shadowy. I'm sure Keanu didn't show up on set until they were a quarter of the way through filming because that is not Keanu in this scene. The keys to the car you want to steal, even if it's yours, are in the driver's side sunblocker flap cliche. Don't worry, he's just driving a stupid old Ford Mustang Mach 1. Must definitely catch him in our Ford Tourist taxi cabs.
That was pretty goddamn cool. Wick drives by a ton of taxis. Then the next shot suggests he's only driven by two of them.
This doesn't break John Wick's leg for the rest of all time. That is the exact leg that just got rammed by the taxi [ __ ] I know everyone loves the action in these movies, and it's great action, but why does he have to be so indestructible? Either show him kicking ass with a broken leg, or don't show his leg getting rammed by a speeding car.
These bad guys adhere to the attack one at a time philosophy. But take it one step further by making each new random henchman appear via taxi. I like these movies. I really do. But John Wick is lucky as hell he isn't dead five separate times in this movie's opening.
He's had a gun this whole time. Wick could kill this fool and end it now, but instead does the whole neo peace bargaining thing, thereby letting Peter Stormare come back later in a future sequel. It's totally, but John Wick is still going to claim and own this car like a boss. And no cops noticed his smashed car and missing door and pulled him over on his way home. I mean, since this movie appears to be picking up pretty much right after the last one left off, I guess he'd still be super mourning his wife. But as a movie viewer and an [ __ ] haven't we kind of already been there, done that on Wick's motivations? In case you forgot, John Wick's house is much nicer than yours.
Good dog for eating. Something a dog needs neither training nor encouragement to do. Every hitman keeps a ton of gold coins buried with their weapons. Duh. Or maybe those are poker chips. And this movie has even more in common with Casino Royale than the dead lover angle.
So, he took out an entire criminal enterprise last movie, but then almost immediately had to deal with the criminal enterprise of that first guy's brother or cousin or some, but after that, he believes he's truly done with this to the point he's cementing his weapons into the floor. Also, let's walk through this. You believe for some reason you need to hide your guns and gold coins. Maybe you fear criminals, but this is more something someone would do if they feared cops. Regardless, you're going to take the time to do all this, but leave a giant cement scar so that it's obvious to criminals or cops alike that something is buried under here. This movie is basically action John Wick reflecting. Action John Wick reflecting. I bet the word reflecting is written in the script's parenthetical notes at least 30 times.
>> No one gets out and comes back without repercussions.
>> So, if you leave the assassin life, but then someone steals your car and kills your dog, and then you kill that person and his crew, you have to stand trial at assassin court. As cool as the rest of this movie goes on to be, let's just pause a moment and be serious about this. This is some [ __ ] What are the remaining working assassins mad they missed out on some kind of contract work on those people? Surely not. Why are assassins of all people angry if you come out of retirement? Especially when you have all the motivation the universe could ever ask of you. Jesus, this makes no goddamn sense, people. And yes, the movie is saying this guy has a marker from Wick that he's calling in. But why not just say that instead of this no one gets out and comes back without repercussions crap? Also, this is like saying to Michael Jordan after playing minor league baseball, "Dude, if you come back to the NBA, we're either going to kill you or force you to play for the Jazz." John says, "I'm sorry and I can't help you." To the guy who strongly implied John had no choice. And I think I know what the rest of the movie is going to be about. Also, Jon's house has way too muching glass for a guy who's so paranoid and suspicious, he buries his guns and gold and cement in the basement. Why isn't this whole house a basement? So, threat guy is now loading up on ammo. And I'm sure John knows this, but he's still spending time staring at a picture of his dead wife rather than digging up that fresh concrete downstairs before it starts to set. As the old saying goes, he who lives in a glass house should not make blood oaths with a jackass who owns a grenade launcher or some such. Also, he survives this. So, in addition to a broken leg from the taxi earlier, Wick should also spend the rest of the movie attached to an IV and possibly a breathing apparatus. Wait, he's not going to fire three grenades into a house and then leave, assuming the target is dead, is he? Is he? God damn it. I admire movies restraint for keeping the adorable dog deaths in this franchise down to one. But [ __ ] you, movie. That dude launched three grenades into that house and completely destroyed it. The dog is dead. Update. John Wick's house is no longer nicer than yours. We get it. It's super sad all this [ __ ] burning, but I'm still having trouble understanding how Wick was caught off guard by this. And no one even did a simple perimeter check to ensure Wick hadn't gotten out. The [ __ ] Gas leak.
Discount Jonathan Silver. Holy [ __ ] Wait, no, that's not actually him. Wow.
Doppelganger alert. But anyway, discount Jonathan Silverman and John Wick walked all the way to New York City. I'm not even exaggerating, people. That's literally what happened. Thankfully, though, you didn't realize it. The first movie and the beginning of this sequel were set in Jersey. So, without them, we live with the animals.
>> To be fair, we live with the animals regardless. They are literally all around us. There are mites on your eyelashes right now. Hey, it's that orange is the new black actress. Rose something Ruby something naked something. I can't remember her name.
Not sure why.
>> Had he stayed retired, I would have respected it. Movie rips off Green Bay Packers fans emails to Brett Favre after he signed with the Vikings. Also, he never really came out of retirement. All Jon has done is exact revenge on the kid who stole his car and killed his dog.
Santino's request is the first assassination job he's been offered since his wife died. So, wait, the gold coins are some sort of international hitman society currency that they can basically spend on these continental hotels that are scattered around the globe.
>> Sequ them, but overly stylized subtitles will always be distracting to me. Also, Jesus. I know they called him the ghost earlier, and he's the best, but assassinating the pope, I don't even think that'd be possible. Not without being caught or killed.
>> Gladiu.
Okay, so hitman can also use the gold coins to buy assassin, I guess, because guns and weapons are totally unavailable on the black market. Anyway, >> this is the original map of the estate.
>> The So, this guy knows who Wick is here to kill. And even if he's only delivering what Wick requested, he now knows that Wick's about to kill someone so important Wick called it impossible and is just fine helping out and not alerting authorities.
>> Recommend anything for the end of the night, something big, bold.
>> This is a cool scene. I will grant you that. But the idea that Grand Ninja master ghost assassin John Wick doesn't know before walking in here what guns he wants for the job is pretty silly. The floor plans dude inexplicably has keys to the Kamura family's back gate.
>> Do enjoy your party, >> man. And the tailor, the general over-the-topness of this movie, this British guy's line. John Wick too got all Kingsman up in here. We get it.
She's following him. Damn, boy. She wasn't given a lot to do in this movie, was she? Oh, sweet. He coincidentally chose his kill night on the same night as the annual Rock the Catacombs concert. The proceeds go toward repairing all the damage to the catacombs that the event causes. Playing your guitar with a [ __ ] bow. I thought this was supposed to be some impossible task. Yet, Jon is able to freely walk into this building, unlocking gates like he's the property manager without encountering a single guard. this music. I mean, Jesus Christ.
All her brother said earlier was that she'd be in Rome for her coronation, but apparently she also has a secret meeting set up during that party that somehow Wick found out about and planned his entire attack around. This movie is every bit as frustrating as it is cool.
Just look at this. Look at it. All anyone had to do in the last 10 seconds was slightly glance upwards and Wick is discovered. You're telling me he can't watch this from a less exposed spot? Get the out. Thankfully, somehow John Wick knew she'd take this secret meeting, then order her main bodyguard away and end up alone in this room. He knew all that and that's why he's here right now.
And no matter how much you love these movies, if you can't admit this is some [ __ ] then you are wearing blinders, buddy.
>> John.
>> Jonah.
>> But seriously, this is the impossible task that can't be done. He literally walked right into the building and had to avoid Noah. Santino said he needed the ghost to kill his sister. But what he really meant was a normal dude who happened to know a guy who had copies of the house keys. This dress is a Brian Settzer guitar across with half the fabric of a normal dress. You might think I'd send her stripping as a desperate attempt to stay alive, but no.
I'm sinning her for thinking that dress somehow wasn't revealing enough on its own to do the job without stripping.
Well, thanks for the way too graphic suicide visual movie. You couldn't, I don't know, show the knife at her wrist, then cut to Keanu's reaction to make this point.
>> I lived my life my way.
>> That's an odd thing to say. And Sinatra said it first. Jon shoots her presumably to help her soul avoid damnation, but she was 95% dead already. She slit her own wrists. Everything I know about the Bible and God and damnation suggests her soul is screwed, even if Wix's bullet ends her life slightly before the blood loss did. The action is cool, I guess, but there is still a huge mass of people behind Wick just standing and staring.
Who the hell gave these extras their reaction instructions? Though, I will take a sin off for this movie's use of long shots and refusal to cut its action to death.
>> Loose ends.
>> Cute, but the middle finger is not the sign for the number one. Also, I'm starting to wonder if they made this girl deaf or mute just for this one joke, which would definitely be somethingist. Yes, I know his suit has that next generation armor in the lining, but this tunnel chase shootout full of stormtroopers is still someing [ __ ] Jesus, there are so many guys coming after him. He might as well have killed the Pope. This is like the endless supply of henchmen right here.
Are they respawning?
For the second time in this movie, John Wick's legs will be miraculously not broken after a car impact that definitely broke his legs. These [ __ ] fall down these concrete steps and are still basically at full fighting strength afterwards. I mean, Keanu is more Jesus in this movie than he is in any of the Matrix films. These [ __ ] started out on a street, tumbled down several flights of stairs, and somehow ended up on a super tall balcony for this final bout of fisticuffs. This movie makes Common's character badass enough that I can no longer buy Common playing the character.
>> There will be no business conducted on the continental grounds.
>> This kind of gentleman's agreement sounds good for a movie, but would be ignored as in the real world of underground assassin organizations.
>> This round's on me.
>> That's the same price Wick paid for his super awesome hotel suite. Or is Common just that good a tipper? John Wick knows sign language because of course he does you ninny. Update: John Wick's Rome hotel room is nicer than your house.
Say, why does the Hitman Hotel set in modern day still have rotary phones in the room? Is nostalgia a big thing with international assassins? I'm shocked enough to learn this late in the game that the Hitman Society has their own telephone operator system. But to also learn they're using some kind of magical pneumatic tube system for assassin messages. Even with the open contract on him and every hitman in the world after him, Wick easily made it back from Rome to New York without even changing identities or clothing. There certainly are a lot of people getting this message. Starting to think the assassin job market may be oversaturated. God, everyone in this movie is candling the [ __ ] out of this movie. Now that Wick has been shot in the torso, movie will make a big deal out of his health and the pain from this wound. Completely forgetting how it glossed over his clearly shattered leg from that car crash in the opening scene. How much of this can go on in a public facility like this before cops show up? This shot where the fountain goes down for a moment and the two guys hunting each other see one another. [ __ ] gold, Jerry. As cool as it is to see them casually firing at one another, no one sees, hears, or feels any of these silence bullets being fired. Come on.
This is the third best subway based Keanu movie action sequence ever. Take your time. You'll get there.
>> You pull it out, you will bleed, and you will die.
>> This is the end of the >> overly cute subway message timing is overly cute. This bloody guy limp running through the terminal should be freaking out a lot more people than he actually is.
>> Take me to him, >> man. Everything in this assassin marketplace costs one coin. $7 million.
Damn, it's Christmas. We're going to Applebee's after this.
>> None of the previous three sentences pertain to any of the others.
>> I need you to move me underground. Get me to him.
>> You are on a rooftop in broad daylight.
If you can be here, you can navigate New York City on your own without help. But nice Matrix reunion, I guess.
So, he's been laughing all the way here from the roof. Jesus, what a tool. How much help does it look like I need?
>> He said a hair before he has someone help him take off his jacket. Who the decorated this place? Old timey semi-erotic ornate stained glass windows, ship hole steel beams at an angle, a humongous portrait of a yellow gun on the wall. It's like the director said to the set director, "Give me a little bit of everything in this room."
And the set director was like, "Fuck that. I'm only going to give him 80% of everything." But even that was ultimately way too much. So his protest went unnoticed. $7 million gets you seven rounds.
>> Jesus, even Deadpool had more than that.
And just remember that later when Wix somehow actually does complete this mission. Also, it's really [ __ ] hard for me to believe that Wick's only gun option is this guy. Dude, even if the table or the syndicate or whatever has cut you off, you're in New York City.
Buying firearms is not difficult for the criminally inclined that have half a brain. I mean, god damn. My third cousin Grego in Jersey could sell him a gun with 15 rounds for 50 bucks. And Grego was a [ __ ] full-time barista.
Discount Alicia Keys here on the Is that a violin or a viola? It's kind of going to ruin the sin if I don't know which one it is. Ah, what the Wick fires all seven of his bullets in the first 3 seconds of the conflict. I mean, granted, he kind of has to, but now he's just going to end up picking up dead guy's guns to keep going, which undercuts the whole seven bullets for 7 million thing, like completely. Wick stole this gun and immediately fired at least five rounds in his room. Then he does not pick up a new gun before this scene where he fires four more shots. That's nine. Two more here. That's 11. Three more. That's 14.
Two more. That's 16. Then an intentional stair roll. Then 17. Tell me. And to be honest, should I keep going or are we ready to admit that Wick's gun magically holds more bullets than it should? Oh [ __ ] Three more bullets fired since I said that. Remember, this isn't some special assassin gun he bought with gold coins. He literally took this gun off a random henchman after that guy had already fired at him at least once or twice. Point is, this gun's magazine IS ENDLESS.
EVEN THOUGH I'M SICK OF JOHN WICK being unheard in this movie, I still give the film props for this long one take of badassness. Wick gets luckily missed by bullet so many times in this movie they should change the title to ex Machina.
Except that would cause legal issues, but still. Thankfully for no one, this movie's climax takes place in some experimental art exhibit full of mirrors. Well, at least they finally gave her something to do. God damn it, he leaves her alive, too. Movie is just a stones throw away from her saying, "See you in John Wick chapter 3." Wick breaks that don't do business inside the walls of the secret assassin continental hotel chain rule. And while I'm still saying that rule is some [ __ ] this is some obvious ass trilogy setup [ __ ] And with just a few light scratches and a random spot of rubble in his home, John is able to find his wife's bracelet. Hey Marv, how many establishing shots in New York City do we need? Let's say five. Then add a couple more just to be certain. I refuse to believe there are so many assassins around the globe that they need these stock ticker machines to keep up with it all. God damn, you act like there's a contract killing every 15 minutes. At the end of John Wick 2, John's file was stamped by the operator lady when she received it. Here, it's already stamped.
And honestly, you could play a robust game of spot the difference between the two movies. It's forgivable when you're just trying to relax for 2 hours and not be an [ __ ] But that's not us in this case. I got to say though, love the touch that the Buster Keaton montage is playing in the background here because that is apt for this flick.
>> Tik Tok, Mr. Wick. Tik Tok.
>> Tik Tok. So, if this movie had been made in 2015, he would have said vine. Mr. Wick. Vine.
>> New York Public Library. Dude, you ran from Central Park to Time Square in 37 minutes. Now there's roughly 10 minutes extra run to the public library. And you get a cab in the middle of New York rush hour traffic. Cab gets you out of the rain, but not to your destination faster. Just run, man.
>> John Wick, excommunicado in effect, 20 minutes.
>> The annoying countdown to John Wick's official you can kill him now time is ridiculous for many reasons, but the update is given four times after the initial orders announced. How are the people here so busy that they can't be bothered to remember 6 p.m.? Set an alarm. Why make this lady update the situation this many times? Jason Bourne spends money to keep important emergency in a safety deposit box. John Wick spends no money to keep the same important in a library book no one ever cares about or checks out. Ah, Zinho char >> nest. I still have time.
>> He's almost up. Who's going to know the difference?
>> You sure this is what you want to do?
>> With his cavalier attitude toward the rules, why hasn't this guy just shot Jon already? Who goes into a bounty situation brandishing just a knife anyway? I mean, thank god this is the least used portion of the library. Am I right? If this was the YA section, the cops would have been called 10 minutes ago. Returning bloody books to library shelves. He's running down the same alley where they did the big flash mob thing in Premium Rush.
>> No, I can't. I still have 5 minutes.
>> How time was 537 when you jumped into the cab. Then you ran to the library, which took at least seven more minutes, but probably more. Then you had to find that book with all the medallions and in it. Fought the crosspollination of Adam Driver and George Mure. Then you ran all the way to Chinatown, which is far away.
And you still have time. Puncture. No, Sherlock. Didn't Wick come here for a quick and quiet stitch up and not obvious exposition? We all saw the knife, dude. Dear movies, I do not ever, ever, ever need to see human flesh getting sewn up by an amateur ever. Just imply that and move on. Why did you even come to this guy for medical help if you could do it yourself? And yeah, he did the job up until the top of the hour. So then you took over. But you gave this guy a gold coin. Where?
>> Here, just below my floating rib. You should not hit my You should not graze my >> I swear to God, this might be the funniest movie of 2019, but still, John Wick is a dick to the dock that tried to fix his quick. For the record, we are in New York City and John Wick just gets recognized everywhere by other assassins. They could have set this at a Walmart and it would still be ridiculous how often he bumps into people that want to kill him. And how did these people find Jon? I'm not quite sure. You can just argorn your way through New York City like this and find somebody you didn't have your eyes on the whole time.
I thought this was an antique store until John got to the arsenal. Now it might be a museum. I really don't care, but it's weird that all this is up here with no one guarding it and the door was unlocked. And thankfully for Jon, it's weaponized. How do they know which floor he went to? This is one of the best scenes in the movie, but it only exists because the nine bad guys running in a pack earlier decided to come up here in stages.
>> Hello.
>> You see what I mean? It's like literally everyone who isn't John Wick is looking for him. So, everyone in this world knows what a badass John Wick is to the point that some of these guys are fans of him. But let's not get it twisted here. They are being offered $14 million to kill this guy. So why don't they go for the kill here? They know what he's capable of, so toying with him is beyond stupid.
This movie never stops being entertaining. It is a joy to watch this.
And I'm at a loss for words. It's like motorcycle versus hordes. The biggest sin this movie commits is how many assassins try to kill John Wick without shooting him. They're constantly trying to get in handtohand combat or hurt him in some way that'll make it easier to kill him.
>> John Wick, open contract increase 15 million. Who's out there that was like, "Ah, 14 million. I'll do what I can."
But what did you say? 15 million. I'll pull out all the stops now.
Ballet. So, the girls learn ballet and the guys learn wrestling. Seems kind of sexist. Seems like if this school theater is operating under the high table, everybody would learn fighting skills and ballet equally.
>> Even if I wanted to, I can't help you.
Jani, >> it kind of seems like you do and that you can and that you will. And this character says they won't do a thing only to do the thing in the next scene cliche that goes on for too long is part of why this excellent film is still a little bloated.
>> How can you fight the wind? How can you smash the mountains? How can you bury the ocean?
>> I feel like the answer to all three questions is my >> with this Jardani, your ticket is torn.
>> There's got to be a better way to keep track of who is in debt to who though, right? Paper and pen. Maybe just spitballing.
>> You can never come home again.
>> That's in the Bible. Actually, >> there is an adjudicator here to see.
>> Just say judge and you say four entire syllables.
>> You have one week to get your affairs in order.
>> But why? If what Winston did was so bad, why isn't he immediately ejected from the Continental? A week is some arbitrary [ __ ] >> You gave John Wick seven bullets. The high table is giving you 7 days.
>> Mainly, it's because John Wick's journey in this movie is going to take seven days. The number of bullets you gave John Wick doesn't really factor into it, but it sounds great, doesn't it? Look, if there are at least three motheruckers who know Jon is in Casablanca of all places, then maybe Jon should buy some disguises. No. Also, maybe he shouldn't walk around out in the open again with the knives.
>> But he's excommunicado. It seems the manager has granted him amnesty.
>> John got here by boat, so she had several days to make sure her men didn't kill him when he arrived. And if she didn't want anyone to know she was helping him, this visit could have been conducted in secret.
>> This is your blood, your bond.
>> I guess we should just accept that Jon's going to have markers to bail him out of every situation. In his past as a badass assassin, he also did a lot of good in the world with a giant rolodex of friends who could help him no matter how deep and he finds himself.
>> I'm not asking you to kill anyone. I just need you to get me to him.
>> John plays the pronoun game so that Sophia has to ask who the hell he is.
>> Part of me longs for her and I have to kill that part of myself every day cuz sometimes you have to kill what you love.
>> Those two statements don't exactly line up. You're saying to keep your daughter safe, you have to push down the motherly instinct to go see her. But then you say you have to kill what you love, which means you should have just killed your daughter so the longing to see her would go away.
>> After this, we are less than even.
>> That's odd. Does the adjudicator always have to present their medallion with two fingers slowly sliding it across the counter? If the adjudicator speaks for the high table, then why do they need to use Zero and his crew to infiltrate the manager's theater? Want to just show up with the medallion and walk straight in without doing a bunch of ninja to kill all the manager's guards?
>> Mr. Wick, you know where the word assassin comes from?
>> Oh Jesus, not one of these villains.
We're going to hear a full minute of the meaning of assassin and a crash course on the meaning of markers before he finally says >> you are broken. The eye table has marked you for death.
>> Which is something he already knows. And it dawns on us that none of the history lesson was enlightening or helpful.
>> I seek a meeting with the one who sits above the table.
>> You mean there is someone with even more power in this world? By John Wick 9, we're going to find out that the real boss of this entire criminal underworld is Thanos.
>> Follow the brightest star. Walk until you are almost dead, then keep walking.
Is this an action movie or a fairy tale?
Also, I don't know how Barata can estimate Jon's physical fitness and relate it to his quest, but these directions turn out to be perfect anyway.
>> No, you cannot keep my dog.
>> Jesus, this series owes nearly all of its bloodshed to people's love of dogs.
>> And I will kill.
>> Wow. Right in the bulletproof vest, huh?
Most people would have aimed for the head, but you somehow aimed behind the dog and hit the vest. Sophia pulls out a gun, but is somehow not immediately shot down for it. Just as Barata shot the dog, we see very clearly there's a guy with a gun standing to their right who would have easily seen this and blown her away. Looks like that guy brought a crotch to a dog fight. This works. This scene is kinetic, tight, and insane. And yet, we never lose perspective on generally who's where. And that's a kudos to the choreography and the shooting and the editing. Three sins off. Halle B isn't kicking my ass in this scene. I am generally not a fan of spin-offs, but god damn, I'd watch an entire movie of her and these two dogs kicking ass. But the movie still gets a sin for making me want a spin-off.
Nowhere does this movie feel more draggy than this mystical quest into the desert. It's like Ishtar only with more laughs.
>> You're going to die, John. Whether out here on this desert or somewhere else down the road.
>> Yep, Jon will definitely die at some point. Good point. Halle Berry thinks that this will make the water seem less desirable to drink after she swishes it around in her mouth and spits it out. I can report that it does not. I see this scene brought a machine gun wall to a knife fight.
>> You gave John Wick seven bullets. Your penants will be paid with seven cuts.
>> Well, sometimes you got to cut a mother.
>> Seriously, tell me what movie in 2019 was funnier than this thing. Tell me, was it Hustlers or What Men Want? Was it Medadia's Family Funeral? Actually, the real answer is Books Smart, but none of y'all motherers even saw that movie, so I'll just remove a sin for this movie's humor and move on. King survives this.
Also, the punishment was seven cuts.
That counted six, unless the edit between zero slices counts as a cut. To which I say, that actually might be clever, but I can't control the sin counter. So this guy finds Jon and takes him to the elder. Pretty much what Barata said might or might not happen.
Question for me is why does the elder take this meeting? Jon killed a bunch of Barata's men after Sophia refused to give her dog to Barata and she started shooting up the place, which is something the elder would have been informed about. So wouldn't that factor in? Or does the high table just consider that an unavoidable circumstance?
>> I can give you one last chance to earn a life.
>> Well, thank God because otherwise this movie ends here and now too short and unsatisfying, which is to say, of course you can.
>> He has forgotten his filty. Swear to God, if you did a word cloud on this movie script, the word feelalty would be one of the largest bubbles, only slightly smaller than Wick and John.
>> Neither the open contract nor the excommunicado will be lifted until you complete your task.
>> John just walked across a goddamn desert to find this dude, and he cut off his own ring finger. And he's pledged fieldy to the table once again until the day he dies. Why not give him a deadline to kill Winston rather than keeping the excommunicado active? Because now, and I'm sure this is why the movie does this, everybody who wants to kill Jon can continue trying to do so when he gets back to New York despite all the he did to get another chance. It's a nearly impossible task, and it seems to me, the High Table would want Jon back rather than making him go through an endless horde of assassins to complete his task.
This happens in the middle of Grand Central Station. And yes, while it's New York City, several people would notice these stabbings and would scream and run because of it. People in New York tend to notice and care about stuff like this. They've come a long way since 1976. Look, I don't normally say anything about this kind of continuity, but this tall woman in the background is walking toward Jon here. And when the movie cuts, she's on the other side of the hallway walking behind John here.
She's so unique that she can never play just another person in the crowd. No matter how much you try and blend her in with you.
I mean, come on. Some stabbings you just can't keep a secret. Now, there are people walking over a bleeding dead body. These things don't disappear like in video games, as I found out recently, and I've probably said too much. There's a lot of hand to hand and sword play between these bikes. All because the six bike assassins each forgot to bring a gun. Oh, now out comes the gun. I mean, yeah, I can see why you'd want to use the sword instead, though. That made a lot of sense.
Technicalities. Also kind of hilarious that Wick avoids death here by claiming sanctuary in the same building where he killed a dude last movie that had claimed sanctuary here doing this. John Wick and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. All these ceilings and floors and walls and stairs being glass. It's hard to know for sure what's what and where's where, which works for an action movie. But imagine the day-to-day in this [ __ ] It'd be like this.
Winston refuses to step down and Jon refuses to shoot Winston. And now the adjudicator turns their back on them.
And I'm wondering, why not just shoot the adjudicator? Sure, they're consequences will come anyway, but you prevent this phone call in which the Continental becomes deconsecrated. Hell, you could even make up a story about how the adjudicator died.
>> What do you need? Guns. Lots of guns.
definitely sending this obvious matrix call back for being obvious and unnecessary. No one will be seated during the Kingsman portion of the movie. I swear this guy in the background could kill Jon if he wants to as Jon shoots him one time and he's only momentarily stunned because he has that awesome armor on. In the end, these [ __ ] who are supposed to be the finest the high table employees with this great armor still go down and miss opportunities like ineffectual [ __ ] throughout this fight. Need more firepower.
>> You're the one that went out there with handguns, mate.
>> 12 gauge ste slugs. I'm a pissy.
>> The didn't you bleed with these?
Winston is kind of a [ __ ] isn't he?
Yes. Thank you. Finally. John should at the very least have a concussion after this and this and this. But who cares?
I'm having fun. I'm still sinning it.
And this. But that's it. I mean, what's one more, right? Also, this movie has more broken glass than an Annie Lennox music video. Why the is this glass bulletproof? How does Jon get kicked through this class when bullets couldn't even go through it? Villain sarcastically claps for the hero cliche.
These guys respect him so much they pull him to his feet only to double team him with an immediate knife fight. By the way, as badass as Jon is, after getting smashed into eight display cases, one of the bulletproof glass panels, and crashing through a glass floor, and not to mention a missing finger, I don't give him any chance at all against Zero, who should be able to give him a fight even if he's 100%. I don't know when they gave Jon adamantium bones, but I'm sure we'll find out in John Wick 5.
William Striker is in this universe somehow. By the time this sword fight with a Microsoft screen saver background gets going, most of us viewers are just ready to get things over with. This amazing movie overstays its welcome by about 20 minutes.
>> I would like to suggest a parlay.
>> I'm wondering, does the adjudicator know the status of all the assassins who have come to kill Jon? I guess the amount of time that's gone by without a phone call probably tells them some of what they need to know, but this is the second time they've called Winston as if they're watching a live feed of the fight, which they are not.
>> You were merely showing strength so we would let you keep the Continental. Why is this revelation so important to the adjudicator during this negotiation? I don't understand why Winston's show of strength just to keep his hotel means all the stuff he did get swept under the rug. It's not like this movie has shown Winston to have any other motivation.
So, what the [ __ ] does this even mean?
>> Oh, he has to die. John survives this, this, this, all sorts of this, this thing, and ultimately this. Even if Winston shot blanks or Jon has a bulletproof vest, how did he survive that fall? And don't think for one minute I've forgotten all those glass cases he got thrown into either. This two characters in this scene shouldn't be alive moment is brought to you by Fanta.
>> Under the table is where gets done.
>> Well, my creepy uncle Toby sure would agree with that statement. 37 seconds of logos. So, how much do you have to hate yourself to become the best assassin in the world?
>> Before me, there were no created things, but those that last forever.
>> I don't know what he's quoting, but I am pretty sure he's performing here for himself and not for Wick's benefit. We once again have to worry about whether or not a dog is going to die in one of these movies. And I'm [ __ ] tired of all these movies giving me this much anxiety.
>> You ready, John?
>> Is John ready to step into a hexagon of fire king created to get a suit king is holding on the other side? Why would John ever need to be ready for that? So Wick is riding after three people here who seem very afraid of him. And that's fair. I would be afraid of him, too. But he's going after the elder. That's the only guy above the high table. Why doesn't his security and he himself even keep an Uzi on hand at all times?
>> And the only way John Wick will ever have freedom or peace now or ever is in death.
>> High table shadowing. I mean check offs peace and freedom. Wait, I mean this guy like they would ever kill John Wick.
Also, I feel like if the high table did a bit more of the high and a bit less of the table, they might be a bit more chill. How do you travel with an hourglass and a briefcase and pull it out with all the sand on one side? That defies physics. This 2-hour 41minute movie sure has a lot of [ __ ] cityscape b-roll. Structurally, there is no need for this many columns. So, I'm guessing they're decorative, which is weird because they are so ugly and view obstructing. Is this a stealth banky installation making a commentary on the ugliness of modern structural design aesthetic? Seriously, look at all these security guards standing stoically. I guarantee you they are currently thinking, "It would be so much easier to protect this guy's ass if there weren't so many goddamn columns in this room.
Get a load of this tiny penis office.
Holy shit." Have you ever seen an office more interested in convincing you that its occupier has a huge dick? That's a fourstory glass window wall right there with motorized shutters. This entire room is easily 5,000 square ft.
Shouldn't everyone want to kill this?
So, the marquee also has a sand timer that was, I'm guessing, turned over at the exact moment Shaw Shank turned his over. That's weird.
>> My father used to say, "How you do anything is how you do everything."
Penny Wise's morphing abilities made so much more sense than what Barbarian just said. In fact, the plot of Barbarian made more sense.
>> Second chances are the refuge of men who fail.
>> Sure, but don't all men fail?
>> We're not here because of John Wick.
>> Cool. Can we go ahead and roll the credits then?
>> Sand in that glass is merely an echo of my remaining patience.
>> You were only very recently handed the high table powers. How did you lose your patience inside of 12 hours?
>> Should have been me. Yeah, no [ __ ] Sherlock. Having two receptionists with no way to tell which one is the boss of the other one. I had two receptionists once and they argued with each other so often they ended up making out and taking each other's clothes off. And what's that? Yeah, I made the whole thing up. Why did they print John Wick's name in Braille on a card and make him read it instead of just using words to say John Wick out loud? They're not trying to keep the name hidden from all the hench people in this room. They go on to talk about him openly the rest of the movie.
>> She stays in your room.
>> However, I'm just going to hand you a room key and not tell you what room you're in and hope you can figure it out yourself. All the high-profile hotels do this. I promise.
If there's an open contract on Wick, then why did Kane have to be pulled out of retirement and hired specifically to kill John Wick?
>> We've done nothing to offend the tale.
>> Would you two please QUIT DRUMMING FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES?
>> I thought this guy knew John Wick really well.
>> Friendship means little when it's convenient.
>> H, that sounds deep, but I'm not sure it is. Plenty of friendships are formed out of sheer convenience, like with co-workers and neighbors.
That sentence is an oxymoron, lady. I almost made a crack earlier about how huge the kitchen is, but now I see that it is both a kitchen and a weapons depot.
>> The table has reason to believe that this facility is providing services excommunic.
>> This movie is 6.9% the word excommunicado.
Even with the higher ground advantage, this is still a bad case of bringing bows and arrows to a gunfight. Either the [ __ ] ability to catch an arrow in the dark or there still being enough light in the hotel to allow this to happen.
>> Get out. I love that Cooji thinks this will work, but also Cooji thinks this will work. OH NO, IT'S THE GRABBER.
>> Why does everyone in this movie have bulletproof clothing, but the SWAT type guys wear Halloween masks that are incredibly unbulletproof and unerproof?
The doorbell devices Kane uses are a fun gimmick, but A, he didn't need them when he fought everyone prior to this moment, and B, he never uses them again.
Only Donn could make a liveaction version of the Popeye punch work. Even the movie Popeye couldn't pull this off.
And now you've made me think of that day my dad gave me the option of seeing Popeye or Flash Gordon, and I chose Popeye. Man, kids are stupid. You know, a lot of this movie leaves me wondering how many people on Earth have hand eye coordination reflexes that are faster than bullets because everyone in this movie has that and it feels disproportionate. Does she really need to stab him this many? Why did you take up 50% of your staircase with [ __ ] pulsing neon light fixtures? I appreciate the aesthetic beauty of this fight scene, but why does this room exist? Why are there dozens of partial boxes of glass extraordinarily lit by inlaid neon bulbs? Some of the room has museum [ __ ] in it, but most of it is this empty [ __ ] Like, do you think you're going to grow into this space over time? And even if you do, why are you only building half the cubes needed to house your future museum?
Those are called [ __ ] you bullets.
None of this glass cuts or impedes John in any way, and it should haveing done both. This is a really well done action sequence, but it's also a lot of wash, rinse, repeat. This movie has no business being almost 3 hours. Could have cut this scene in half, and it still would have been the same amount of awesome. John Wick is ultimately a lucky [ __ ] that these enemies keep attacking him two or three at a time.
Jesus. It's like they didn't even know who they were trying to apprehend. At least Agent Smith in Reloaded sent everyone. Kind of a [ __ ] move for Kane to wait until Wick is already battle depleted to attack him.
>> John. Kane.
>> Able. All the glass in here is bulletproof. Like they expected gunfights.
>> John.
Kane.
>> Abel. I don't really understand what they are basing the monetary value of each bounty on, but I find it hard to believe that if they have any get up to 20 million that they would ever have a bounty set as low as 15K. Did that guy just jaywalk? I'd give all the sins back right now if the gator from X and Pearl swam up and chomped these [ __ ] like they were breakfast tacos.
>> I'll be waiting for you.
>> I appreciate how many of this movie's characters know exactly what their fates will be. I'm envious actually. What are the odds this gal ends up here on this same train car as Wick? I'm being serious.
>> My mother is dead because of you.
>> Oversimplification.
>> John needs to know the breadth of what's coming at him.
>> John's got a marker on his head, which he's had for two movies now. I feel like he's well aware of what's coming. I like Winston and I'm glad Winston is in this sequel. But they still could have come up with a more interesting way to include him. If your practice stables need 15 or more opulent chandeliers, then you are a [ __ ] >> They failed to see how laying waste to Continentals is getting you closer to killing John Wick.
>> This campaign is not to kill John Wick.
It is to kill the idea of John Wick.
>> He is doing a Lord accent that does not feel natural and I am scrutinous. Also, how does blowing up hotels kill the idea of John Wick? If anything, it seems like you're just creating more John Wicks since you're giving a lot more people the same sense of desperation that Wick has.
>> How are you able to locate him?
>> I don't understand why nobody's ability to locate John Wick matters to Marquee.
He already has Kane hired to take Jon out and Kane had no issue tracking him down.
>> You can pull the knife out or you can pull your hand out. One shows me a man committed only to himself and the other a man committed to the cause. Although one way also gives you a hitman with the use of only one appendage and not sure how that's great for business.
>> Winston Jonathan >> able >> challenge him to single combat.
>> That's a thing he can do. Do you realize how many times prior to now he could have used thating advice? God, you are a dick.
>> I don't sit at the table. Your family does get them to issue the challenge and then offer you up as proxy. The rules in the world building of the society can be really interesting at times, but it can also feel like they're just making up rules as they go along, depending on what they need to surface the story at that given moment. Is John Wick not smart enough to know when he's being followed? Or does he know this guy will eventually team up with him later so he's not worried about it? I don't like these folks here. They have an entire room just for judging and slowly hanging people. Look, as a person with significant hearing loss who speaks none of these foreign languages in this movie, I do not need subtitles to be flashy or stylish. That is actually more distracting if I'm honest. And the c Haran first, then we talk.
>> Awesome. Another side quest. The length of this movie.
>> I am Claus.
>> Discount Groot. Did they build a modern nightclub inside an ancient historical building? Because that seems disrespectful. Movies have a long sad history of giving villains disabilities when the John Wick franchise continues that tradition with asthma jokes. Why would anyone agree to play poker with a man that is clearly about to cheat at poker?
>> Four nines and a four. I know Kane is an amazing individual, but the cards aren't braille and he's blind, so there is no way he would know what he had.
>> Royal Flush.
>> What the? I have poker friends that will come burn my house down if I don't stop here and thrash this [ __ ] The odds of a royal flush are 649,739 to1 slicing someone's neck open with a playing card. He yells kill and the dog belines directly to one specific hedge person. Not the club owner, not John Wick, not Kane, just a random dude. So, what voice command would he have to give the dog to get it to attack a specific person? Or does he just always let the dog decide its own victims? A man runs through with a gun, and none of these dancers flinch. Is this a commentary on dancing being all-consuming, or about how many people in dance clubs are on drugs? Holy [ __ ] this nightclub has two dozen waterfalls people can walk under.
This is either super wasteful or are they just repumping the same water back through the falls, which would be super diseaseful.
John Wick, and more importantly, his back survives this. The suit stops bullets, but I don't think it has any built-in spinal fracture repair capabilities. Jon has been fighting Harkkins men for at least five minutes now. Why did the rest of Harkkins men wait so long to attack Kane and MR. NOBODY?
>> NUTS.
>> GENTLE, PRINCE OF TIDES. OH, SORRY. I thought we were just naming Barbara Stries films. Also, imagine having your nuts gnawed on right before you got shot in the head.
>> You are lucky.
>> And you obviously haven't seen the previous three films. Hey, isn't this the part of the prison where Tango and Cash escape from? Why are hench people still attacking Jon even though their boss appears dead? Do they still think they're getting paid? That's adorable.
I'm not sure I understand how a gold tooth would prove that Jon killed Harkin. Oh, now the dancers leave. What was different in the last minute and a half than what had happened in the previous 10 minutes? Why do so many groups and societies require pain as part of entry? I think that says a ton about our nature and also the reason we want to belong to groups and what our base self-esteem says about us. Wasting vodka, having to watch Winston take every goddamn step in this museum. These guys play the most confusing game of dominoes I've ever seen in my life.
>> You are a killer. Aren't they all though? That's kind of what this wholeing organization is about. This is not nearly as profound a statement as the marquee thinks it is. Having a really hard time understanding why he was sent by the table to fix anything.
He eats cake and sips coffee really well, though.
>> An orphan we plucked from the street.
>> You are half Wick's age, pretty boy. You didn't pluck him from anything. Stop including yourself in that happened when your father was in the Navy.
>> Anomination.
>> It is his right.
>> The [ __ ] you say? The old rule allows the duel, but also allows the challenge to substitute someone for himself or herself. I can understand if said party was injured or seriously ill, but there's nothing wrong with the marquee.
Why does he get this kind of out?
Someone had to set up all these chairs and light all these candles. And I bet they are credited as assistant prop helper junior instead of person who did most of the work on this scene.
>> Trusting your fate to a blind man.
>> Tell me you've never seen Kane fight without telling me you never seen Kane fight.
>> There are three types of men in this world. those who have something to live for, those who have something to die for, and those who have something to kill for.
>> But honestly, the killing could be exactly the something that the man who has something to live for is referring to. Not to mention, the man who has something to die for could also be the man who has something to live for's attempt at killing the man who has something to die for. Do you see what I'm getting at? That's a serious question because I have no idea and neither does this movie.
>> I have a feeling Mr. Wick will never make it to the duel by Sunrise.
>> Cheating.
>> All right. Now, for all you bumpers out there in the city of lights, for all you street people with a near for the action, >> even the loyalist of listeners doesn't have the radio on at all times. And sometimes they might have it on a different channel. So, how do they know whom or how many assassins will even be listening to them at any point of the day? This seems like a really shitty way of communicating markers to people if you want immediate action to be taken on them. Also, if Wick has requested the duel and the duel has been accepted, how can the marquee still raise the marker for Wick and send more hitmen after him?
That doesn't seem like it would be fair or go along with the old law.
>> Loving husband.
>> H that's what I want on mine.
>> Jon tells Winston what he wants on his tombstone. Even though if Jon loses the duel or gets killed before Winston will be in a grave right beside him and unable to follow through on Jon's request.
>> Our man in black has been spotted in the city.
>> I think it's high time we paint him red.
We wouldn't dare play the music, but the sin is having to listen to a French version of a Rolling Stone song or just simply having to listen to a Rolling Stone song. Lots of bullets are going to fly over the next several minutes and very few will hit John. And we will be wondering how any of these got their assassin card when they can't kill one lousy person. I don't care if he ising John Wick. He's not immune to bullets to the face. And even a Kevlar coded suit would still have some kickback if hit.
He steals a car and some [ __ ] happens and I'm clueless and everyone but me is cheering and what the John is not driving in the same direction as a lot of these cars and there are enough cars in the thick of all this that it would be impossible for him to not get hit by at least one. It's almost as if the majority of the cars are CGI but that's just silly. Jon is able to hit all these men even though half of them are actually behind car doors andor in their cars. But Jon doesn't get hit by one of them even though they all have clear shots at him since he's missing the driver's door on his car.
>> Now who's going to be our big winner? I would give all the sins back if someone answered this with Mikey. Mikey's the big winner. Why is no one paying attention to the cars coming at them? I know you want your bounty, but god damn, use some peripheral vision once in a while. Convenient. Motorcycle is convenient.
>> Fine. You have a deal.
>> All right, 35 it is.
>> That wasn't our deal.
>> And even if it was, nobody has not given Marquee any reason to make him think he's better suited to kill John Wick than anyone else who's tried. And there are still a ton of assassins left. Why is this phone conversation? He hangs up the phone here. But where is the phone line? There 100% has to be a line running from this phone to a phone outlet. Is that a cellular phone that someone has made to look like an old timey rotary phone? Okay, campers. It's time for one of the coolest action scenes ever made. As the camera goes overhead and the action takes on a hypnotizing video game look, and I am absolutely taking a sit off. Sure, there are cuts in this fight scene, but not three per second. The film lingers on shots for several seconds before cutting. Why can't Marvel do this? This sin IS FOR MARVEL.
OH, COME THE ON.
I'm ready to call it. John Wick's bulletproof soup is an unfair advantage.
This climb to the church reminds me of all the most difficult levels of video games I've played over the years and give me all the same anxieties.
Oh, come the on. OH, COME THE DUDE, what the [ __ ] have you been waiting for? Were you reading a book?
>> You can't shoot me.
>> Why can't he? What are the [ __ ] rules? How can Hollywood dage Harrison Ford, but they can't use CGI to make a sunrise that looks remotely real? Making people drink alcohol before they start firing guns at each other.
>> 30 paces.
>> Considering they don't get the bullet until they've walked 30 paces and are in the right spot, why not just start in that spot and save the 30 paces [ __ ] Off.
>> Oh my god. Objectively, this movie has no business being 2 hours and 41 minutes long. God damn.
>> Our business here now is concluded. But no one's going to suggest Wick and Kane get to a hospital and get those gunshots looked at because I'm not sure how them getting their lives back is all that rewarding if they have just as much of a chance to bleed out.
>> Abel, man, that's super sad. You know, until they decide to make a John Wick chapter 5 and reccon all this [ __ ] It makes for a better shot for all the grass to be green. But this means that these two planned to meet here months after Jon was buried, which seems odd.
>> Wait, is that literal or like Wick's death? is it meant as a tease that could ultimately go either way. 38 seconds of opening logos followed by 10 seconds of black screen.
Ah, Swan Lake, famously the only ballet to have ever existed and thus the only ballet this film with the title of ballerina will ever reference in any way during its two plus hour runtime.
Presumably, this is some sort of police station or child protective services.
Yet, not a single adult in the building thought to at least help the bloodcovered little girl wash her face.
Did they even give her a snack?
>> You look so much like your sister. I wish I could remember her.
>> I wish you could remember this memory that allegedly came from your own mind when an hour or so into this movie, you seem surprised to learn that you have a sister.
>> I come back and you're a foot taller going to ground you.
>> But what if Eve wants to be a baller or a shot caller? I mean, what if she wants to hit the highway and make money the flyway? Will the grounding punishment still be on the table? These are the questions we want answered, but the movie says, "Fuck you." Also, I'm not exactly sure how long Eve's dad is planning on being gone, but if it's less than a few months, the intense growing pains from shooting up 12 in in that short period of time will be enough of a punishment. The grounding just seems mean at that point. The first arrow is a shot to the eye and appears to kill the man instantly. So, the rest of this arrowing is just wasteful. This tattoo translates to, "I shouldn't have had that last shot of Everclear on Tuesday."
No reason to fact check.
Javier is first seen running for an ambush from his right and then after a cut confronting that ambush from his left. Yes, the first shot was reflected in a mirror, but mirrors don't reverse which side of the hall you're standing on. Oh, good. She has her emotional support bulky glass and metal toy. No cuddly stuffed animals for Eve, just ballerina indoctrination.
Why does the new villain Gabriel Burn look so much like franchise staple Ian McShane? causing inevitable confusion when we're expected to recognize them as two separate characters with different motivations. A couple of scenes later, I'm complaining for a friend, a friend named me.
>> One bullet wellplaced can be a magical thing.
>> JFK conspiracy theorists.
>> Choice is yours.
>> Chancellor tells Javier the choice is yours, but does not give him the option to get with this or get with that.
>> You've got your choice. Now, do you have the balls to do it?
>> Hey, Steve, do you think we're overdoing the cliche bad guy oneliners with the Chancellor character? No, Dave. I would like to add 20 more, but Dave, do you have the balls to do it?
>> Papa, >> nice to see.
>> I can't decide which is the more irresponsible piece of parenting. Almost offing yourself while you know your child is watching while responding to said child reminding you she's watching by immediately pointing a gun in her direction. So, I'll send both kids.
Only giving yourself 30 seconds to get you and your daughter out of the house and far enough away to be safe from the explosion. Having several hidden passages in your house, but having glass windows in said hidden passages, so you can't remain hidden, papa.
>> Okay, Mr. Chancellor, you got what you wanted. Javier is dead and Eve is yours to take. No, just going to leave her there. Remind me again what was this all for?
>> Your father was a good man. He wanted a free and open life for you, not like the one that he had to endure.
>> But that because I'm here to trap you in exactly the same hellish childhood that he never wanted you to experience, sweetie. Operating a working theater that puts on ballet productions for the public in the same building as your assassin training grounds. Ah, sudden Morticia Adams.
>> Those men took your past. Don't let them steal your future.
>> That's the Ruskar Roma's job.
>> And know that I will always be at your service.
>> Checkov's gold coin.
>> He was what we call Kikima.
>> What is that?
>> It's Slavic folklore appropriation sprinkled in meaninglessly for a dash of empty flavor.
>> Ultimately, it is up to you to choose. I choose Super Mario Brothers. Oh, sorry.
I thought we were choosing which IP that focuses way too much of its time on coins we'd rather be part of. Movie refused to tell us which date this is 12 years later from. So, I'm just going to assume this is the year of our lord 2052. And sin the fact there still aren't flying cars to hoverboards. This tattoo translates to my favorite Argentto film is Tennerebra. No reason to fact check.
>> Audiences have been confused whether Eve and the Ballerina from John Wick 3 were the same person. So, the writers decided to repeat a scene from that movie with a completely different actress with different tattoos to confuse us even more because who needs to, right? Definitely not balleras or assassins. Also, enjoy your ballet moment because this is all the dancing we're going to get out of Eve in this misleadingly titled movie.
>> Tend to your wounds before you get sepsis and we have to cut off your feet.
>> Quinton Tarantino's from the world of John Wick Ballerina.
>> You are a real ballerina. You're the best dancer here. That other you learn with training. What have you been doing the last 12 years if not training? Also trying to wrap my head around how Eve moved in with a Russian family in New York but somehow picked up a Cuban Spanish accent over the past 12 years.
>> What are the rules?
>> That no one talks about Fight Club.
>> Protect your ward at all costs.
>> I guess that's important as well.
>> Fight like a girl.
>> Scene does not contain pillows or hair pulling. To be fair, all of my fighting like a girl knowledge comes from watching Greece 172 times at a young and impressionable age. Tatiana did not have the qualities required to continue with the Ruskarama.
>> Nothing signals to the public that you care suspiciously little about ballet than suddenly firing your best dancer.
And nothing signals to your film's audience that you care suspiciously little about ballet than failing to link it in any way with your star assassin's combat skills or repertoire.
>> I'm you in 10 years.
>> At least we know what the plot of Ballerina 4 would have been. Nothing like winding down with a spinning ballerina music box after a hard long day of shooting a complete stranger in the head to get a promotion.
>> Is a subachani process?
>> It was.
>> You still have a choice.
>> Repeating the word choice every 5 minutes does not count as exploring a theme. Some version of the word choose shows up in the script at least 18 times, including the credit song. I don't know whether the screenwriter chose to write so on the nose or just lost a bet.
>> Why didn't you leave?
>> I'm working on it. But since we've almost likely already seen John Wick chapter 4, then we already know what comes for him after the statement. And the sin, as always, is prequels.
>> You will find Miss Park at minus 11.
>> Because security's best practice is always to let your client go out drunk and unprotected and send someone to catch up with her when you get around to it. Thank God for that leg slit. Or that would be a completely impractical dress to fight in.
>> She can dance, >> can she? It was kind of the assassins to show up just after Eve and give her time to make it down from the balcony before politely escorting their victim out of this very public space with a limited number of security guarded exits.
The cold seems to have numbed this crowd to all awareness of the violent brawl that's broken out in the middle of their party.
We could honestly say this works for just about every minute of screen time.
So, this seems like a good time to add 25 to all previous and future variations.
I need to see the liability insurance for this New York City establishment that just leaves ice pickicss lying around for drunk people to pick up and swing at each other.
Footage from my 18th birthday party somehow makes its way into the script.
Unnecessary time jump after the movie has been as vague as possible about the passing of time is unnecessary.
The Rusco Roma are apparently not hired for their subtlety. So there were assassins waiting for her outside.
Assassins she battled through in the penthouse, but nobody clued in the club security in between.
The idea that this other car timed Eve coming out and driving to that intersection at that exact moment is insane and all the [ __ ] >> I've seen this before. That's the same scar as the men who murdered my father.
>> And of course, the job Eve is sent on will tie back to her father's murder because that's how life works.
>> They have no rules, no consequence, no mercy. They do not interfere with our business and we do not interfere with theirs.
>> That sounds suspiciously like a rule which you just said they don't have. And the knife hole next to Eve's collarbone suggests that they're not following it.
It is very good to see Lancetic one more time. RIP, good sir.
>> Needing to know is what God has banished from the Garden of Eden. Are you prepared to be cast out again, Eve?
>> Biblical sexism.
>> They have access to the continentals.
>> Oh yes. Better to have them inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in.
>> Ah, yes. Inviting the enemy inside your walls. A tactic that worked out famously well for Troy when they let that large wooden horse in. And of course, for every city that's ever been under siege, >> there is a man who bears that mark staying at one of our hotels at the present in Prague, I believe.
>> Does Winston personally track every guest at every hotel at all times?
Because he had that information suspiciously ready at hand. And Eve should really be questioning that.
As much as I appreciate committing to an aesthetic, you would expect a high-end global network of assassins to have access to technology made this century.
Walking, walking, walking. Excitement.
Considering Muriel told Winston earlier that Pine was ordering a ton of room service, mostly ice cream. It must have been a huge pain in the ass to have to disarm that contraption every time someone came to the door.
>> Not here to hurt my daddy, are you?
>> Your father?
>> As opposed to Did Eve think children just came with oddnumbered rooms at the Prague Continental?
>> You have no idea what you just walked into, do you?
>> As long as it's not another goddamn Walking Dead spin-off, I'm good. How many people are in this extremely incriminating group chat? The state of the assassin ay's it does not instill confidence in the continental's digital security diligence.
>> Ella, honey, let's go.
>> Unless Pine supplied Ella with some earbuds, I'm not sure I believe she could hear him after all that close proximity to loud gunfire.
>> You could come more.
>> That's a very convenient leap in logic for someone who hasn't even seen her tattoos.
Why blend into the crowd to slip away when you can instead draw the attention of every assassin in a onem radius?
Eve continues to be terrible at sensing anyone attacking from behind.
Discount Tywin Lannister.
>> I didn't kill anyone.
>> That is true. And I'll assume security believes it because they have camera footage. But then they would know that the other two didn't successfully kill anyone either.
I'm really curious about the head nod system here. Does the one nod signify just to kill two people? And how do they know which of the two to kill? I mean, I feel like that message could have been incorrectly received very easily. Will this be a large or small game hunt?
>> Frank has taken Eve to the secret weapons room behind the wall. He clearly knows what Eve is there for. And it's only the two of them. So why still all the beating around the bush? Just skip straight to the bush. Frank Movie wants us to believe shearling jackets are grenade proof. And I assure you they are not.
>> Their precise location has never been confirmed since anyone who's ever gone looking has also gone missing. That's bad math.
>> Also just known simply as math.
Somewhere in these peaks deep in the mountains past Abbey and Feld Cook.
>> Would it surprise you to learn that at least some of these Austrian towns are either made up, misspelled, or not where this film says they are? No, I didn't think so.
>> Sorry about your shop. I need a car.
>> Nothing makes an apology sound more sincere than immediately asking for a massive favor. The Ballerina Inc.
Apparently known to gather deep in the mountains from which those who seek them never return means built an entire charming town that will attract tourists with more elacrity than my milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard. Being the kind of [ __ ] that would make this a parking space. Are these souvenirs all for locals? Cuz everyone treats Eve as if they've never seen an out oftowner in their lives. And any outsers's appearance immediately initiates a shoot to kill order, which is not good for tourism. Also, why is this random mountain town of Austrian cultists selling ballerina souvenirs instead of say the Ruskar Roma HQ in New York City?
I love seeing Daniel Burnernhard and anything, but it is confusing when you know he played a character that died in the first John Wick movie. This is actually his third appearance in the John Wick franchise. This would be the equivalent of bringing Robert Downey Jr.
back into the MCU, but only to have him play Dr. Doom instead of Iron Man. So glad that'll never happen. It's a metal.
Send somebody to the restaurant.
>> An Austrian town that speaks Austrian accented English to each other instead of their native German.
>> Part of Rusa Roman training is learning how to not be cut to ribbons when shoved through plate glass.
>> I'm not going to hurt you.
>> I find Eve is being kind of naive here.
Not assuming that everyone, even probably the kids based on her upbringing in a similar circumstance, can fight. And I don't think the movie wants me to think Eve is dumb. Although that would make a lot more of this movie make sense if they did. tossing plates on each other instead of stabbing each other with the jagged edges of all those broken plates. Also, this hunting for the non-broken plates in the plate stack hunts on for all the some time.
The amount of lives saved in this movie because everyone is so well trained in knowing exactly when to open a DOOR IS ASTOUNDING.
>> WELL, that's got to slow her down or not.
>> Barely an inconvenience.
>> He does realize that the telescopes move, right? He doesn't need a separate spy glass setup to cover every possible angle, thereby likely losing track of his target in the time it takes to switch back and forth between them. The city ordinance really needs to get down here because I'm pretty sure having your playground and gun range in the same area is breaking some sort of code or violation.
Eve, who has been shot at by every resident of this town whose path she's crossed, is surprised when these particular residents of the murder town start shooting at her.
For a town of killers who hunt humans for sport, they sure do like to throw themselves in front of bullets. Only gotten a few scenes with the character of Lena and have barely been able to form much of an opinion of her other than that she is probably not a woman full of grace.
>> We got her.
>> Is she dead?
>> Even though we've been trying to brutally murder her for the last 20 minutes, we've decided once we've finally captured her that maybe you would like to have a conversation with her instead. You would expect a town full of assassins to have a dedicated interrogation location where they didn't have to per awkwardly on children's school desks. Would you not like to someday have a family of your own?
>> Assuming every woman wants a husband and kids.
>> She's here because I killed her father when she was a child. She's your sister.
>> What are you doing, Lena?
>> Reminding someone you killed her father, revealing your hostage is her sister and then being surprised when she turns on you.
>> You've forcing children into this life as Ruskaroma has with you.
>> Lena would be excellent at pot calling the kettle black since.
>> At least here we're honest about who we are. No Kikimura lies.
>> Like the time they lied to you your entire life about your sister being dead.
>> I was only nine when they told us you were dead.
>> Consequently, I'm currently 50, but I feel like I was nine when this movie started. Time to be sad about the death of a character you spent less than 10 minutes with because the script threw in a blood relationship with you. Cliche.
Apparently, doing piouettes and Russian wrestling translates directly into kill level katana skills. Good to know. You will accept full consequences of her actions.
>> Says the man who was actually responsible for her revenge spree.
>> If come midnight she still breathes, retaliation will be inevitable and total.
>> Then why isn't the chancellor just killing her himself? They had her dead or rides minutes ago.
>> The Burba Yaga.
>> Everyone in this world seems to know John Wick on site despite him looking nothing like the croneike entity known as the Baba Yaga. Are there assassin trading cards in this universe?
>> She sent you here to kill me. This movie is 37% Eve being surprised by she should not be surprised by. Since we know this takes place between chapters three and four of the official John Wick films, then we know there is zero chance he dies here and they're not going to kill Eve either. So, this is a bunch of punchy punchy with no stakes. Fun. Shut up. Eve's stealth skills may be rock bottom, but this town's surveillance skills are rock bottom.
And this is the portion of a movie set in the John Wick universe where it just becomes nothing more than a SHOOTERBASED VIDEO GAME.
EVE HAS ONE HELL OF A SUPERNATURALLY unrealistic throwing arm.
>> Cool.
>> Not pictured in this scene, anything cool.
>> She wants me and she wants Ella.
>> Actually, she strangely hasn't mentioned Ella even once. Not even to John, who would probably intervene on the little girl's behalf, choosing to keep fighting when your foot is engulfed in flames instead of at least attempting to put the fire out first.
>> At least Eve isn't the only one who is terrible at watching her back. But sir, we've also lost track of John Wick >> being this nervous about the outcome when there are two of them and so many of you >> bringing water to a firefight. Wait, also all of a sudden this movie feels way more Resident Evil than John Wick.
And maybe that's what happens when you get the director of Underworld to make your movie.
>> This is suicide. It's John Wick >> being more afraid of the newcomer to the fight than the woman who has been systematically slaughtering your town for hours.
>> Do you really think you're going to save her from me? I mean, if she kills you, then that's exactly what she will be doing.
>> So, she is dead.
>> He is dead.
>> Fine.
>> If that was an option, why didn't you start there before attempting to kill one of your own?
>> You may have cut the snake's head, but the body still lives.
>> Guess we'll have to wait till the sequel.
Sequel.
Finally, some ballet in this ballerina movie. I guess Tatiana was the real ballerina all along. But also, skip No sir, I don't like it.
>> What' you do?
>> YOU PUNCH IT at 8:30 every MORNING EXCEPT YOU PUNCH IT AT 7:30 FOLLOWING A BUSINESS HOLIDAY. LET'S MONDAY, THEN YOU PUNCH IT AT 8:00. PUNCHING LATE AND THEY DO IT. AND >> SO YOU should know that Democratic theory did not begin with RUSSO'S CONTRACT.
>> I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO YOUR BULL LEAK.
ARE WE SQUARE?
>> WHY, MR. ANDERSON? WHY? WHY DO YOU PERSIST?
>> The hell they go >> and I'm interested.
>> What is the problem with Michael Jackson? You understand my question?
>> No, I'm not sure I do.
>> The king of pop. Woohoo. He guns.
Lots of guns.
Action man. Who the hell is that? Oh my god. No, it's John Wick.
>> Mr. Wick.
>> To what do I owe the pleasure?
>> I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
>> I don't know what I hate wearing worse, your face or your body.
I don't believe we've had the pleasure of your company before, Mr. Solace. Will Solace?
>> I was asking whose flag you were under.
The famous suckers brigade. Is that so?
>> Command of the allord detachment.
>> Dear G, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
>> Last words, Winston.
Just have fun out there. Or you a [ __ ] at motivation.
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