PART 2: Virtual Reality is MAYHEM

Added: 2026-05-23

[00:00:00]I got this.

[00:00:02]>> Will you hold this?

[00:00:03]>> Yeah.

[00:00:05]>> Yeah, they're pretty tough.

[00:00:09]>> Click click click sub like click click click scroll. Click trash. Click a internet show.

[00:00:25]>> Dude, I see you.

[00:00:28]>> Really?

[00:00:28]>> Yep.

[00:00:28]>> Through a camera. Yep.

[00:00:30]>> Do I Do I look weird?

[00:00:33]>> It is pretty groovy. I definitely could throw my life away for this.

[00:00:40]>> I think I have to stand in a circle.

[00:00:42]>> You need one of those VR treadmills.

[00:00:46]>> Oh, wow. They're saying the N word hard R, by the way. I don't know if you guys could hear that or not, but >> they are.

[00:00:51]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot. A lot.

[00:00:54]>> What's up, party peeps?

[00:00:57]>> Hello.

[00:00:58]>> Hey. Hey. Where's the guy go to get a couple drinks around this joint? Huh?

[00:01:02]>> Um, you must tell me your age.

[00:01:06]>> I got to give my ID. Hold on. Let me see if I got it on me.

[00:01:11]>> [ __ ] >> [ __ ] I don't God. Can you see my middle finger? Or I'm flipping you off right now. Hey, what what's your what's your gig? Why are you so teeny tiny?

[00:01:21]>> Oh, they're speaking different languages. That's awesome. Hey.

[00:01:24]>> Oh, are they Chinese? Tell them that you're Chinese. I am Chinese.

[00:01:30]>> You're Chinese?

[00:01:32]>> Yep. You may not believe it by the way I sound, but I am I'm Chinese. I'm a Chinese guy.

[00:01:36]>> You can check our menu here.

[00:01:38]>> Oh, that's the menu. Thank Thank you, handsome lady with a man voice.

[00:01:43]>> Be careful and show your respect to Chinese. So, I will war you.

[00:01:49]>> Yeah. No. Hey, I got the utmost respect for the Chinese. Trust me. You know what I mean?

[00:01:53]>> Okay, then. Give me some nugs, man.

[00:01:56]Don't leave me [ __ ] hanging. Come on.

[00:01:58]Give me a fist bump.

[00:02:05]A lot of Chinese going on here. Thank you.

[00:02:10]>> I don't know what's going on. I just want my drink, dude. Okay. I can't focus. They're singing in Chinese. Okay. I had no idea, but I'm in the singing. They're singing in Chinese.

[00:02:26]>> Yeah, he's singing. He's at the bar.

[00:02:28]He's a drunk guy singing in [ __ ] Chinese. This is crazy. I [ __ ] went to the Chinese bar. Yo, >> what's wrong?

[00:02:34]>> I don't know what's happening. And I'm very overwhelmed. Please talk to me, >> bro.

[00:02:39]It's a Chinese bar. Of course, everybody's saying Chinese >> and that's a beautiful thing. Hey, listen. No sweat here to the Chinese people, man. I'm I'm down with Zong. You know what I mean? Can we kiss? So, so he wants someone to stay nice with you.

[00:02:55]>> What the [ __ ] >> They're kissing gay stuff.

[00:02:59]>> Oh, that's a guy. Oh, no. I don't want to kiss a man. I don't want to kiss a man. No, no, no. You want You want You want They're like Chinese bullying me.

[00:03:07]>> Are you getting molested?

[00:03:08]>> I'm getting bullied.

[00:03:09]>> You're going to be warned.

[00:03:11]>> You're warning me for what? What' I do?

[00:03:14]>> Hurt your feelings a little bit, you little soft guy. Oh, I got kicked, didn't I?

[00:03:18]>> Wow. Just like that. They hate Americans.

[00:03:20]>> Wow.

[00:03:24]>> Or you could choose something scary.

[00:03:27]>> That's the one.

[00:03:28]>> You're going to go with that?

[00:03:29]>> Yep.

[00:03:30]>> With a persona.

[00:03:31]>> Okay, let's get to it. Jump button. Grab it. Grab it. Oh, this is >> I hate your paws.

[00:03:39]>> Oh.

[00:03:41]Oh.

[00:03:47]Hey. How you doing? Hey. What's up everybody? Kaboo. Come on.

[00:03:53]I mean, this thing is just soaking wet right now. Absolutely soaked. I can't wait for you to put it on.

[00:03:58]>> I don't want to put it on now that it's wet.

[00:04:00]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:04:01]>> Wait, are you Jewish? Are you Jewish?

[00:04:03]>> No, I'm not Jewish. Check this out.

[00:04:07]>> Oh, wait. Hold on. I need I need you on God.

[00:04:13]>> I'm the fanboy of the year, bro. Aka.

[00:04:16]All right. That's crazy.

[00:04:17]>> I have a plate of P. Where did I go? No.

[00:04:18]Give me that back. I want it.

[00:04:21]>> I just took their pancakes.

[00:04:24]>> I took your pancakes. Go [ __ ] your boy.

[00:04:29]>> Dang. I got a fishbone in my snapper.

[00:04:34]>> Why aren't people reacting?

[00:04:36]>> I don't know, man.

[00:04:39]>> He's Jeffrey.

[00:04:40]>> Eat it. Eat it, [ __ ] Eat it. Eat it, [ __ ] Eat it. Eat it, [ __ ] I told on you switch your switch your picture or else you're getting booted.

[00:04:58]>> Why is it so bad?

[00:05:00]>> I'm going to touch you.

[00:05:02]>> I'm going to touch you.

[00:05:05]>> Uh I don't think you should do that. I'm an adult. I'm an adult. Kids support the party.

[00:05:11]>> This is too much.

[00:05:13]>> Are you getting overwhelmed? Yeah, cuz I don't It's just like It's like constant chaos.

[00:05:18]>> That's the point.

[00:05:19]>> There's no like um >> That's the point. You have to be the one causing the chaos.

[00:05:24]>> I'm trying, but they're better at it than me.

[00:05:29]>> Drama court. Your honor, I object.

[00:05:32]>> Dude, you're the burger. You got to go to McDonald's, right?

[00:05:35]>> Yeah, I want to go to McDonald's.

[00:05:37]>> Looking for two potential mods. Look, you can maybe get a job.

[00:05:41]>> Ooh, this is chill. Whoa.

[00:05:43]>> I like this. This makes me feel like so serene.

[00:05:47]>> Yeah.

[00:05:48]>> Oh, hi.

[00:05:53]>> Hi.

[00:05:54]>> Hello.

[00:05:55]>> Are you a child?

[00:05:56]>> Yes.

[00:05:56]>> Okay. Bye. Can I go through the drive-thru? Hungry?

[00:06:00]>> Wait, it went without me.

[00:06:02]>> They have the big arch on the menu.

[00:06:04]So, can I help you?

[00:06:06]>> Hi. I want the big arch. Did you just a real guy?

[00:06:12]>> Any sauce?

[00:06:14]>> $3.9.

[00:06:17]>> Bye.

[00:06:19]>> Don't touch me.

[00:06:20]>> What? What?

[00:06:22]>> I ordered the big arch.

[00:06:24]>> Pounder. Does that work?

[00:06:25]>> No, it doesn't work. This isn't what I asked for.

[00:06:29]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yo, this isn't what I asked for.

[00:06:32]>> Oh my.

[00:06:33]>> I wanted the big arch.

[00:06:35]>> You're chicken. Big Mac of clauses forgot.

[00:06:38]>> Is it was it was it was it I just saw the the CEO ate the big arch and it looked really good and you don't have it.

[00:06:48]>> Are you telling me you don't have the big arch?

[00:06:50]>> I'm eating unblock my >> Well, now you're putting your dirty [ __ ] paws all over it and I can't eat it now. It's not hygienic.

[00:06:58]>> Yo, listen. I'll put it inside my dick and >> What are you doing to the toy?

[00:07:02]>> Excuse me.

[00:07:03]>> Where is the manager?

[00:07:11]That's disgusting.

[00:07:18]>> Shadow.

[00:07:21]>> Yeah, I'm shadow.

[00:07:26]>> I'm in here with a bunch of actual children and I'm scared.

[00:07:30]>> Oh god.

[00:07:31]>> Maybe I should try somewhere else.

[00:07:36]Mary.

[00:07:37]>> Yeah.

[00:07:37]>> Can you be like a VR pick me?

[00:07:40]>> Wait, what?

[00:07:40]>> Like, help. He's bothering me.

[00:07:43]>> Let's see what they do.

[00:07:44]>> Okay.

[00:07:45]>> Hey, excuse me. Excuse me. They're bothering me.

[00:07:50]>> They're bothering me. Can you help me?

[00:07:54]>> Everybody else in the room is bothering me. I'm bullying me.

[00:07:57]>> I need help.

[00:07:58]>> All right. I'm not let y'all shut in.

[00:08:03]>> Yeah. I'm need y'all to shut the [ __ ] up. Okay.

[00:08:06]>> You cough. Yeah. Get out of here, you little [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Thank you.

[00:08:12]>> Thank you.

[00:08:14]>> There you go.

[00:08:14]>> I'm I'm so scared. Thank you for protecting me from that.

[00:08:19]>> No problem. All right. Ask him to go on a date. Ask him to go on a date.

[00:08:23]>> What?

[00:08:24]>> Ask him to go on a date.

[00:08:27]Where'd he go?

[00:08:29]>> I was looking at myself in the mirror.

[00:08:31]>> I wanted to ask if we can go on a date.

[00:08:36]>> Can we go on a date? Are you into burgers?

[00:08:40]>> Yeah, I lowkey love burgers. I ain't going to lie. But >> cuz low key burgers are my [ __ ] life.

[00:08:46]>> One more question for you. All right, sweetheart.

[00:08:49]>> What?

[00:08:50]>> How old are you?

[00:08:52]>> I'm 25.

[00:08:54]She's 12.

[00:08:56]>> Yes, we can.

[00:08:57]>> Who's saying I'm 12?

[00:09:01]>> Curtain.

[00:09:04]>> Is that you? You were saying that?

[00:09:08]>> Yeah, you [ __ ] did. I recognize your voice.

[00:09:12]>> You said I was lying about my age.

[00:09:15]>> I'm sorry. You're 25. You're 25.

[00:09:18]>> Yeah, that's [ __ ] right.

[00:09:20]>> He just runs off.

[00:09:20]>> Excuse me.

[00:09:23]kind of mythical creature.

[00:09:26]So cute.

[00:09:27]>> I mean, you about found love right there for a second. The fact that that guy was so quick to come to your rescue was so funny. And then he goes, "Wait, how old are you?

[00:09:37]Oh, wait. You're 13? I already fell in love." Oh, no. What do I do? I mean, what the >> So, when I said 25, he was like, "Yikes."

[00:09:51]Oh, I wish I could do the nail salon.

[00:09:53]You want jail, honey?

[00:09:56]That extra.

[00:09:57]>> Do you have a boyfriend?

[00:10:01]>> She looks like a chick from Nemo.

[00:10:03]>> She's scaring me.

[00:10:06]Ew.

[00:10:16]>> You took the right tool off the rib.

[00:10:18]Yeah, I have an instinct for these things. I think I just want to [ __ ] up her teeth now.

[00:10:26]>> Why does it sound like that?

[00:10:32]>> Oh my god.

[00:10:33]>> This is fine.

[00:10:38]>> She's not screaming.

[00:10:41]Oh, she's crying.

[00:10:44]Stupid.

[00:10:48]Oh, you just you just healed her teeth.

[00:10:52]Oh, okay. Okay.

[00:10:55]>> Wa.

[00:10:56]>> Oh, I didn't mean to do that.

[00:10:58]>> Oh, OKAY.

[00:11:03]>> Oh my god.

[00:11:05]>> This is like going to create sociopaths.

[00:11:10]>> Like any normal person would have walked away by now and she's just putting up with it.

[00:11:16]Yeah, that one's in there. You got to dig that one out, I think.

[00:11:20]>> Oh, that was gnarly.

[00:11:21]>> You completed Oh, look. It said complete task. You did it. You fixed her.

[00:11:26]>> You fixed You did it.

[00:11:33]>> Oh, I didn't see those.

[00:11:36]You do what? I don't know what to do.

[00:11:42]>> Come on. Come on. Ah, >> you have to be more aggressive.

[00:11:48]>> This may hurt.

[00:11:52]>> I said it was going to hurt. Quit your [ __ ] crying.

[00:11:54]>> Can you grab her tears?

[00:11:59]>> You got any more of those? Come on. Give me that tear. I want that. Yeah.

[00:12:15]What's the gold tooth? Oh, you just Oh, >> it's just whichever one you >> Oh, that's what you do. And then you create Oh.

[00:12:24]>> Oh, it's a 3D printed piece.

[00:12:27]>> Look at that. Huh? What do you think?

[00:12:29]>> Oh, you Oh, wait a minute. There's a gun here.

[00:12:34]How about that? Huh?

[00:12:37]Get this out of here. That thing is rough. This one is rough. We're going to get you looking mighty good.

[00:12:44]They cracked. [ __ ] Boom. All right, this is my last bit. Boom. Pull the pull all these junks out. You don't need any of these things anymore. Quit the [ __ ] I'm going to make this [ __ ] look like Kodak Black. You know those white women love their canines where they get like the sharp teeth.

[00:13:04]>> Oh, they get them sharpened.

[00:13:05]>> You're doing great. Quit your [ __ ] crying. You're going to be so fashionable after this. You ever know anybody that wore grills, Mary?

[00:13:11]>> I used to wear grills.

[00:13:13]>> Hey, man. Okay.

[00:13:15]>> Why isn't it working?

[00:13:16]>> All right. Bingo.

[00:13:19]One more. Sister Cat. All right.

[00:13:23]>> She's going to be so confident.

[00:13:24]>> Look at that.

[00:13:27]I mean, that looks great.

[00:13:29]>> You did a great job.

[00:13:30]>> That looks really good.

[00:13:31]>> It's destroyed. I didn't even replace the teeth.

[00:13:33]>> Oh my god. Okay.

[00:13:34]>> Oh, wait. You can't.

[00:13:35]>> My apologies. [ __ ] Is there gold?

[00:13:38]>> My bad.

[00:13:40]Hey, hey, hey. You're good. All good. My bad. What do you think about that?

[00:13:46]>> Oh, >> she doesn't like that.

[00:13:48]>> You look I can't >> I think you're too good for >> You look I can't [ __ ] do it.

[00:13:56]>> What a tough day. Guess he gets to go take a take a seat on the couch.

[00:14:04]So, is this the metaverse?

[00:14:06]>> Mhm. I think so.

[00:14:07]>> Everyone's been talking about >> He wants me to weigh myself. I'm not [ __ ] doing that. I'm going to get really sweaty. Oh god. Am I fighting my [ __ ] self? What is this?

[00:14:19]>> Get him in the groin.

[00:14:25]>> Kyler, I didn't know you had that dog in you.

[00:14:27]>> What's up, baby? What the [ __ ] Okay. Hey, I'm trying. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:14:34]>> Oh, he's guarding.

[00:14:41]>> He was knocked out cold.

[00:14:44]>> The judges have determined by unanimous decision.

[00:14:48]Your winner is the red corner.

[00:14:51]>> Get his ass.

[00:14:54]Get his ass. Oh, are you punching him in the Oh.

[00:14:58]Oh, he's never going to have kids.

[00:15:05]God.

[00:15:07]Oh man, you are gorgeous.

[00:15:15]I don't think this airport is ready for me.

[00:15:20]If I see one more person who asks me so many questions, I'm actually going to take all their stuff and ban them from this airport.

[00:15:33]>> Yo, what's in your What the >> No, I'm I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it.

[00:15:39]>> Whatever she's wearing is suspicious.

[00:15:42]Stop resisting.

[00:15:43]>> Ma'am, you're actually cheating. What you got in her? This kid is on a power truck.

[00:15:49]>> Yeah. Go away.

[00:15:52]>> Oh, please.

[00:15:55]>> This is what happens to me at TSA literally every time.

[00:15:59]>> WHY IS THIS KID [ __ ] screaming?

[00:16:02]>> He's losing his [ __ ] >> She's not human.

[00:16:07]>> Haunted ghosty.

[00:16:08]>> She has a checker.

[00:16:09]>> Excuse me, haunted ghosty.

[00:16:10]>> No. What?

[00:16:11]>> What? What are you doing to that poor woman?

[00:16:13]>> I'm not doing anything. It definitely seems like >> Why do you have a banana?

[00:16:17]>> You're violating her constitutional rights.

[00:16:20]>> She has a chainsaw.

[00:16:23]>> You can't kill her with a chainsaw just cuz she brought it to the airport.

[00:16:27]>> You just killed it, woman.

[00:16:29]>> Yes, I can. It's my >> That hurt.

[00:16:32]>> It's not your airport.

[00:16:33]>> Oh, there's a tight. Do >> you have anything else?

[00:16:36]>> This >> That's the wand.

[00:16:37]>> No, this is the wand.

[00:16:38]>> Of course.

[00:16:39]>> Take your time.

[00:16:41]>> Sorry.

[00:16:43]>> All right, I won't argue. Oh, >> I get why he does it now. It's fine.

[00:16:47]>> Hey, if you look to the left, I think there's a taser.

[00:16:50]>> Why is this kid [ __ ] He's like crashing out at everybody. I forget that he can hear me.

[00:16:55]>> Yeah, of course I can hear you.

[00:16:57]>> He said, "Of course I can hear you guys are co-workers."

[00:17:01]>> You and this kid are co-workers, dude.

[00:17:04]>> What is this?

[00:17:05]>> Hold on.

[00:17:06]>> You better be calm.

[00:17:08]>> Don't test my reflexes, officer.

[00:17:09]>> Yes.

[00:17:10]>> She has a gun.

[00:17:14]freaking out.

[00:17:15]>> You can do that.

[00:17:18]>> Bro, >> you weren't even alive when 9/11 happened.

[00:17:22]>> I know. I didn't even get anything. This game, >> haunted ghosty, are you okay?

[00:17:31]>> No, I'm fine.

[00:17:32]>> You don't sound fine.

[00:17:36]>> WHAT IS IT?

[00:17:38]>> I'm stretching her.

[00:17:42]No, I didn't mean to hit you.

[00:17:43]>> Before I throw it again, >> you can you can >> No, take it.

[00:17:49]>> Just try to snap her neck.

[00:17:51]>> The metal detector went off for this and I can't >> TAKE IT. TAKE THAT.

[00:17:57]>> KID, stop [ __ ] screaming. Holy [ __ ] >> Oh yeah. So now you want to be rude.

[00:18:04]>> He's throwing people's luggage everywhere.

[00:18:07]>> This kid has issues.

[00:18:09]>> Oh, so now you want to be rude. Okay, bet. Okay, lady.

[00:18:14]>> Where's your gun? I saw your gun in here. Yeah, >> this kid this kid's dad.

[00:18:19]>> Oh, you're getting wasted again.

[00:18:20]>> No, you have a gun. You absolutely have a gun.

[00:18:23]>> And the haircut, too, speaks volumes.

[00:18:25]Why is it >> really search this next guy?

[00:18:27]>> Okay. Okay, just stay calm. Oh, wait. I mean, I am calm. Standing still last.

[00:18:36]>> AH, IS THAT REAL? IT LOOKS REAL.

[00:18:40]YEAH, you got crocret anything.

[00:18:45]Go away.

[00:18:49]>> I think that they're fun. Like the the like headsets fun. And I think in moderation it can be like a good time.

[00:18:56]Like it's entertainment for sure. But like like that kid obviously does this too much.

[00:19:02]>> Yeah. If I was his babysitter, I'd probably leave that [ __ ] thing on him and lock him in a room for an hour if I'm being honest with you. You know what I mean? Like >> the amount of like children's voices that I had to hear made me really sad.

[00:19:17]>> It's probably going to be really dangerous for children.

[00:19:19]>> It is. Even if they're not talking to adults. That kid was just on his own.

[00:19:23]>> Yeah, he's I mean, that kid was in an airport by himself >> screaming. He's screaming his little heart out. clearly is terrible at regulating his emotions. This isn't helping.

[00:19:34]>> Was it fun? Did you have fun?

[00:19:36]>> It was fun. And I I think only adults should be allowed to do it.

[00:19:39]>> Yeah.

[00:19:40]>> And even they like shouldn't spend hours of their day doing it. They shouldn't do it alone either. It's kind of like drinking. Like I don't think you should drink alone every day.

[00:19:51]>> I'm curious the long-term effects it's going to have on people who do it. If you did that for 5 hours a day, I feel like it would alter your mind. There's going to be in society like the group of people who had unlimited access to everything, including this, and then the group of people who didn't.

[00:20:10]>> Yep.

[00:20:11]>> And like there's kind of nothing you can do about it. It's up to your parents.

[00:20:14]>> I don't know. It feels weird.

[00:20:16]>> It disconnects you from your body.

[00:20:17]>> Yeah. That's why, you know, now demons can take over my body and I'm screwed.

[00:20:21]That's why I turned gay in there. I'm not gay. I turned gay in there.

[00:20:24]>> That's not the real you.

[00:20:25]>> No, I checked off people.

[00:20:27]>> Yeah. You know, >> VR makes women violent and men gay.

[00:20:32]>> VR makes women violent. It makes men gay and we make you unsubscribe.

[00:20:45]>> Couple things going in, you'll be on your way and you'll have all the black guys over you. Is that the word? No. No.

[00:20:54]That's probably offensive. I think >> gawking. Yeah, they'll be they'll be creaming over