Chat gets a new toy!

Ajouté : 2026-05-29

[00:00:00]Good chat to give this extension to. I am literally so excited what this extension could mean for this channel.

[00:00:07]This could pay dividends for the rest of 2026.

[00:00:11]It could be so >> your Kegels. Relax that anus.

[00:00:15]That's the fitness gram pacer test tits TTS. SO THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

[00:00:21]OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN. THIS IS SO [ __ ] AWESOME. SORRY. I hope I hope I'm not just like being indulgent.

[00:00:27]>> yourselves. Counting down now. No. No, no, no, NO. DON'T DO WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO DO. DON'T DO THAT. DON'T DO WHAT HE'S ALLOWED. OKAY.

[00:00:35]No stream has ever been more out of hand than >> is sponsored by Lovewell long distance pleasure. Type buzz buzz in chat to activate the streamer's special toy.

[00:00:45]See what happens when you make THEM BUZZ.

[00:00:48]>> STOP.

[00:00:48]STOP IT.

[00:00:49]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> WHAT?

[00:01:07]>> [laughter] >> WHAT THE PENIS COLLOSHED?

[00:01:11]I can't even do anything this stream. I genuinely can't do [ __ ] I'm just like I'm dying over here. I'm just I've just been laughing for like 40 minutes.

[00:01:33]Why you little Dead Blossom Jesse is an American streamer known for their creative and unpredictable streams, prominent forehead lines, and the one time they touched an old man's penis on an airplane.

[00:01:47]>> [laughter] >> So it's a 5-hour flight from Los Angeles to here. I was on the airplane. I sat in the aisle seat next to an older couple.

[00:01:57]Here's what happened. The flight lands, I stand up, and I don't stand up as soon as the lights come on like all of those psychos do. So, I didn't stand up immediately. I stood up when it was time for me to go. I put my hands on both armrests, and lift myself up. My left hand slips, pushes down into his penis. And I'm not saying his crotch or his pants or anything, because I'm not going to lie to you, I felt a penis.

[00:02:31]Ah, I know. Don't moan.

[00:02:35]I'm the least popular one in the orangutan colony.

[00:02:38]>> This is my poem.

[00:02:40]>> one in the colony. This is my poem. I'm a human. It's complete [ __ ] It's horse [ __ ] I left my job at SpaceX to live with the orangutans, and they all think I suck.

[00:02:51]First off, I haven't gotten laid once since I got here. It's a much longer poem than that. I hate you. God damn the very thought of you. I hate your guts.

[00:03:03]>> WAIT, WHY DOES this >> worm, you lowly cur?

[00:03:06]>> Why does angry work?

[00:03:07]>> playing.

[00:03:09]Why [laughter] does angry work? You can make the Test angry? at everyone. No stream today. Going to focus on subathon prep.

[00:03:19]Sorry for the [ __ ] schedule this week.

[00:03:21]After the subathon, I hope to have like 2 months of totally uninterrupted clean schedule. Lots and lots to do, and I'm following my creative instinct to invest in the subathon. Still streaming peak.

[00:03:35]This is a pretty good stream, DBJ. I'm happy that you're doing this.

[00:03:39]>> UNINTERESTING.

[00:03:40]>> NOT CHAT, let's count down one more time. 3 2 1 Okay.

[00:03:46]>> [laughter] >> All right, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, all right. So, today is number nightmare night, and this comes from this was initially inspired by something that we found last week was fun which was pressing random numbers on YouTube and seeing just like where it skips you in the video and what is the best number to press.

[00:04:08]Let's try five.

[00:04:09]I think it's Jonathan. I bet if you say it to them they'll say the same thing to you. Really? Yes, go ahead. Really, really sure? Yes, come on. Go ahead like we practiced. I'm going to do it. Go ahead, do it. Right now?

[00:04:20]>> Right now.

[00:04:22]I'm scared. GET THE [ __ ] LEAD OUT, CHIPPY.

[00:04:25]>> DON'T BE SCARED. COME ON, DO IT.

[00:04:26]OKAY. Go ahead.

[00:04:28]I've I'm going to I'm going to [ __ ] freak out if he doesn't tell me.

[00:04:35]I love you.

[00:04:39]>> [laughter] >> It lived up to the hype. It lived up to the hype. It's good. Okay, five five has a slow burn but it gets there. Let's try it. Let's try I don't want to watch that one. I'm a little scared. So let's go two.

[00:04:56]Okay.

[00:04:57]That's awesome. One of the puppets is Hitler. Schmendrick. Yeah, you're His name's Schmendrick.

[00:05:03]>> Internal organs are inside your body.

[00:05:05]Four. Okay, Chippy. Tell me this.

[00:05:08]Jonathan. What?

[00:05:09]>> Scratch my ear. Chippy is getting on my [ __ ] nerves. that Schmendrick can be brought back to life >> He can't.

[00:05:17]>> to dreadful words Cardu Mari No, DON'T SAY DON'T SPEAK THE WORDS.

[00:05:22]>> [screaming] [screaming] >> LEGEND SAYS >> THAT SCHMENDRICK can be brought back to life >> again? Why is it dreadful >> it playing again? Why is it playing DON'T SAY THEM. NO, DON'T SAY THEM. NO, DON'T SAY NO.

[00:05:43]HE SAID IT. NO, HE SAID IT AGAIN.

[00:05:46][ __ ] SOME FOLKS DRINK WHISKEY AND THEN THEY GET NAUSEOUS but all you drink whiskey you better be cautious. Okay.

[00:05:55]I watched this with my guidance teacher in 2012. Were you with It was just you and him?

[00:06:00]Hey, come into my office. I got something to show you.

[00:06:04]You need dinner? Have you eaten yet?

[00:06:06]You have dinner yet? Or we'll get delivery. You you just pick anything off of DoorDash. Oh, you want them to stop at 7-Eleven, too? Yeah, absolutely. It's easy now because I have DashPass. So, you can order anything you want. You can order anything you want from both Wingstop and you can get them to stop at 7-Eleven, too. The DashPass groomer.

[00:06:27]>> [laughter] >> He doesn't have anything going for him.

[00:06:29]He has nothing going for him. He's [laughter] just trying to use DashPass.

[00:06:34]Come into my van. I have DashPass.

[00:06:39]Okay, what is this? This was Hey, you're already mature for your age. Do you want to DoorDash some Applebee's sometime?

[00:06:45]Taking the pacer test? Did you know they base that on my voice?

[00:06:50]You could come over and listen to some of the recordings with me.

[00:06:54]We got to delete all uh electronic infrastructure in the whole world. We got to the We got to go back to wheelbarrows. I just want you to know if somebody says stores podcast I'm Hey, we've got a few more minutes to add to the Zaxby's order. I think I'll double dash from the CVS anyways. I'm all out of cond- I mean uh No more. Okay. Okay. It's Listen, again.

[00:07:18]Out.

[00:07:18]Out.

[00:07:20]No, we're done. NO, NO MORE of that. The next person is is getting timed out if they do that joke. Thank you. That's enough. Yep, it's me, the DashPass groomer.

[00:07:31]>> [laughter] >> How old did you say you were?

[00:07:34]Oh, wow. That's interesting.

[00:07:37]That's really interesting. DO YOU LIKE WINGSTOP?

[00:07:41]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> HE'S DEAD. [screaming] THE DASH PASS GROOMER IS DEAD.

[00:07:55]SORRY, THE WINDOW'S OPEN NOW. I just opened the window halfway to the It's No Number Parade. It's Not The Best.

[00:08:03]>> the Dash Pass Groomer. I'm the Postmates Plus Pedophile and I am taking over his turf. Tell the Uber Eats a Febophile to watch his back.

[00:08:17]>> [snorts] [laughter] >> It can't go on.

[00:08:28]It can't go on. It can't go on. It can't go on. IT CAN'T GO ON. IT can't go on.

[00:08:33]It can't GO ON ANYMORE.

[00:08:37]IT CAN'T GO ON [laughter] ANYMORE.

[00:08:41]HIS DEATH CAUSED A POWER VACUUM. IT'S NOT THE [ __ ] IT'S NOT THE MING COURT.

[00:08:47]IT'S NOT LIKE THE MING DYNASTY COURT.

[00:08:50]LOOK OUT, UNCLE. Come on, old man. Look out, old man. Uncle, come on. Excuse me, Uncle. Careful, old man. Sorry, old man.

[00:08:58]Move, old man.

[00:09:00]Bibbity bobbity boo, give my cookie nipper wingy wing stop age of consent troll.

[00:09:07]>> [music] >> The Postmates Plus Pedophile and the Uber Eats a Febophiles crashed into each other's cars. The GitHub Groomer was killed by flying objects from the crash.

[00:09:26]Who is the GitHub Groomer? The GitHub Groomer?

[00:09:31]He's working on custom scripts. Okay. I think I need to I think I need to pause all alerts. We have to stop. We have to stop. It cannot [clears throat] continue. I learned about human monster.

[00:09:45]Remember how you thought Eddie Munster was A VAMPIRE? HE IS A [ __ ] VAMPIRE.

[00:09:49]WEREWOLVES DON'T LOOK LIKE DRACULA.

[00:09:52]>> [laughter] >> HIS MIDDLE NAME IS WOLF?

[00:09:55]His name His middle name is not Wolf.

[00:09:58]That's Eddie Munster. HE'S A >> [laughter] >> WEREWOLF. [laughter] I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN.

[00:10:13]I'M NOT DOING THE EDDIE MUNSTER [ __ ] argument again. WHAT? WHEN DID I DO IT BEFORE THIS? WHEN DID I >> [laughter] >> I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN.

[00:10:22]I REFUSE.

[00:10:25]WHAT? EDDIE MUNSTER IS A VAMPIRE. He's not a [ __ ] werewolf. Did we ever see Eddie Munster turn into a WOLF IN THE >> [laughter] [laughter] [snorts] >> WHAT DID HE HI, I'M PETER GRIFFIN.

[00:11:10]>> [music] >> or 1 = 1 >> [laughter] >> WHAT?

[00:11:14]OKAY. OKAY. SO, you were trying You're trying to do arbitrary code execution within the TTS, and it's not going to work. SQL INJECTION, IT'S NOT GOING TO [ __ ] WORK. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO INJECT SQL. GOD, IF THAT WORKS, it's going to be the funniest [ __ ] thing in the world. Also, it looks like OBS is about to crash again, and it looks like In other news it's going to crash.

[00:11:34]>> streamer Dead Blossom [clears throat] Jesse announced the winner of the DBJ Honda Civic giveaway.

[00:11:42]>> This is not a real >> No, I don't Oh, excuse me.

[00:11:54]Oh my. [clears throat] >> [laughter] >> WHY DOES THAT WORK?

[00:12:01]HOW IS THAT >> THIS IS BAD.

[00:12:07]OH, NO.

[00:12:13]How does this working?

[00:12:16]HOW DID THAT [ __ ] WORK? LOOK AT THAT [ __ ] LOOK AT THAT TEXT BOX IN CHAT THAT EXPLAINS WHAT DA DID.

[00:12:23]LOOK AT THAT [ __ ] HE DID ARBITRARY CODE EXECUTION INSIDE OF THE TTS.

[00:12:29]>> [laughter] >> THAT WAS [ __ ] INSANE.

[00:12:32]OKAY, USING the expressive V3 TTS model.

[00:12:36]Let's see. Let's find out what this does. Okay, voice related laughs, laughs harder, starts laughing, wheezing, whispers, sighs, exhales, sarcastic, curious. So, all of these have already been tried. Sound effects, gunshot, applause, clapping, explosion, swallows and gulps. Okay. Check out my foreskin now.

[00:12:57]>> [laughter] [snorts] >> Okay, experimental tags for creative applications. Strong blank accent.

[00:13:08]>> [music] >> DON'T DO IT.

[00:13:13]DON'T DO IT. DO NOT DO IT.

[00:13:16][ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] >> [laughter] [laughter] >> I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT r/foreskin restoration. Eating [ __ ] Mamma [laughter] mia, that's a spicy meatball.

[00:13:38]r/foreskin restoration and I've got a few posts to talk about. And by that I mean I have a lot of posts to talk about. So, it's about regrowing your foreskin for guys that are like, "I don't have a foreskin and it's ruining my whole [ __ ] life." In Orange County >> comes, big double D, R Budd Dwyer himself.

[00:13:55]Looks like he brought a bag lunch.

[00:13:57]Smart.

[00:14:01]Wait, you're telling me I can get my [music] foreskin back?

[00:14:05]YAY!

[00:14:06]>> [laughter] >> WOOHOO! THIS IS THE best day of my life.

[00:14:11]I don't have to do that terrible thing at the WHITE HOUSE ANYMORE. [laughter] >> [laughter] >> DINGA DINGA DURGEN. TODAY we eat and see poozy really gooda.

[00:14:23]Eaten see poosh, [music] yummy yummy.

[00:14:26]BORT BORT BORT.

[00:14:30]>> [screaming] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] I'M SUCH A WORTHLESS IDIOT PIG. Piggy piggy, oink oink. Why can't I have just ONE GOOD DAY?

[00:14:41]>> [laughter] >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PETER GR- OKAY. I MAKE IT A pizza mon ami. I'm Louisiana CK [music] and you know I love jacking OFF AND STOP! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

[00:14:52]>> ON A FAN BOAT THE OTHER DAY.

[00:14:54]I'm Louisiana CK. What is that from?

[00:14:56]That is too good for you to have come up with it.

[00:14:59]Oh, I'm Oh, wel- WELCO- WELCOME INTO MY PODCAST. I'm Louisiana CK.

[00:15:05]I'm Louisiana CK and I'm I'm a jacking off into a pla- potted plant. I'm jacking off into a potted plant. What the heck did y'all do to my foreskin?

[00:15:15]>> [laughter] >> Where did y'all put it?

[00:15:16]I swear it was here last time I seen it.

[00:15:19]Consarn it. CAN'T THAT [laughter] JUST BEAT ALL?

[00:15:23]HELL, FOR CRYING IN A CUP.

[00:15:26]>> [laughter] >> I CAN'T EVEN GET AHEAD. I'M TRYING TO I'm trying I've been trying to grab it and like do other funny stuff on the stream and I can't get ahead of you guys. My name is Bam Margera [music] and this is stretching Don Vito's foreskin back using my purple Lamborghini.

[00:15:46]Eight years ago >> Buonasera, ragazzi. I'm going to fix all of our foreskins, but first I need your help.

[00:15:53]The original foreskin is currently being kept by the Swiss Guard in the depths of St. Peter's Basilica [laughter] and we need I love you guys. I love you guys. You're way funnier than me. I've I I love you guys so much. Congrats to the gifted sub to jealous of son's foreskin. Thank you.

[00:16:12]I can see how it protects his unit. And [music] I have felt sadness I would always be different from him.

[00:16:20]Brian >> It's so [ __ ] humiliating that Stewie is intact while I have to walk around mutilated from birth. I'M COMPLETELY [laughter] [ __ ] UP OVER THIS. He's [ __ ] intact and I can't EVEN HAVE A GOOD JACK OFF OR ANYTHING ever in my life. Oh my god.

[00:16:37]Let me Let me just read the context for this.

[00:16:39]>> Oh I bet you thought it was time for you to be talking. Not so, [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> Little [ __ ] Little [ __ ] Yeah, THAT IS PLAYING. OOH.

[00:16:52]>> [laughter] >> WE'RE TRYING TO TEST casting [music] the Twitch app to the TV. I appreciate it.

[00:16:58]It's the old Samsung set up in the delivery room. So we're going to mess with it a little, but the delivery nurse might judge us.

[00:17:06]This is A REAL PICTURE, BY THE WAY, with just a picture of me for I mean, this is a real picture of that circumstance with me put over the wife.

[00:17:14]The projected timeline suggests the birth will occur during the stream. And then somebody said, "Don't do any anti-vax bits cuz the doctors can hear you." I Hey guys, I hope you're doing really good, okay? I hope you guys are all having a lot of fun um delivering babies and stuff. It's >> I was just looking at some interesting information I received from my buddy Bobby Kennedy Jr.

[00:17:39]>> Okay. Come on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:17:43]>> [laughter] >> So, we have an hour to make Luke laugh 10 times. Ooh.

[00:17:51]Oh, it's it's so unexpected. It's so scary.

[00:17:54]Oh, no, come on, dude.

[00:17:56]>> Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let's see it.

[00:17:57]Let's see it.

[00:17:57]>> Come on, dude. This is from the delivery room.

[00:18:00]>> You're making YOUR PARENT MY GOD. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

[00:18:05]>> [laughter] >> WHAT?

[00:18:08]IF YOU'RE IF THE parents of this are listening, I don't know if you're the I'm going TO GUESS YOU'RE WHAT IS GOING ON WITH [screaming] YOU?

[00:18:13]>> YOU'RE THE MOM'S PARENTS. Do you feel safe with this man as as the father OF >> IT'S HER THING. [laughter] THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. IT'S HER THING? IT CAN'T BE. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. [screaming] >> WHAT WHAT WHAT WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN?

[00:18:26]>> WHAT IS GOING ON? I PUT A CURSE ON YOUR BABY. I CURSE YOUR BABY.

[00:18:33]>> IF YOU WANT, I CAN KILL myself right as the baby is born so I can BE YOUR BABY.

[00:18:38]>> [laughter] >> HELLO, NEWBORN BABY. I AM your father.

[00:18:43]No, you're imprinted upon me, Peter Griffin from Family Guy. I am your biological father. Do [laughter] not listen to the people in the hospital room who claim otherwise. You are my child.

[00:18:55]Stewie, too.

[00:18:57]>> [laughter] >> I REALLY NEED TO BUST ONE BEFORE THE nukes come because I just cannot die in nuclear hellfire with my nuts so SWOLLEN AND TENDER.

[00:19:08]>> [laughter] >> WE HAVE A NEW $100 donation for KILL A DEAF.

[00:19:16]>> [laughter] >> IT'S NOT FUNNY. I DON'T >> ALWAYS GETTING into some high jinks.

[00:19:23]Sent from my iPad.

[00:19:25]>> [laughter] >> Tom is a >> fracture, commonly called a broken neck, is a fracture of any of the seven cervical vertebrae in the neck.

[00:19:35]Examples of common causes in humans are traffic collisions and diving into shallow water.

[00:19:42]Abnormal movement of neck bones.

[00:19:45]Oh.

[00:19:47]>> [clears throat] >> Oh. Okay, everyone. Time to clean up with the reverse [music] J O I. Get ready to stuff it all back in there.

[00:19:56]>> [laughter] >> 10 9 8 Wow, this is disgusting.

[00:20:02]7 6 5 Yeah, just like ram it back in there.

[00:20:08]Like with a straw or whatever.

[00:20:10]3 Wait. [ __ ] [ __ ] >> I'm imagining some guy scrambling around his hardwood floor with two putty knives. Just like [laughter] trying to gather it.

[00:20:23]From the sensor.

[00:20:24]>> there [ __ ] everywhere? I told you all to stuff it back in there.

[00:20:28]When I got hired as the [ __ ] janitor, they said most people just suck it back up with their thing and that I wouldn't have to do much. BUT IT'S EVERYWHERE.

[00:20:36][laughter] [ __ ] I DID THE THING everyone told me to do and spent $10,000 to learn coding. And now I'm late for my first day at X.

[00:20:48][ __ ] There's a [ __ ] parade of numbers [laughter] blocking all the traffic.

[00:20:52]I don't want to be a [ __ ] janitor anymore.

[00:20:54]>> [laughter and gasps] >> I Dark Web is building up this whole [ __ ] lore. Like complicated lore.

[00:21:01]Wee-oo.

[00:21:03]Wee-oo.

[00:21:04]NOUNS ALERT. SHUT UP. HEY, TURN THE HEAD OFF. DON'T PLAY THAT. DON'T PLAY THAT ON MY STREAM, OKAY? OH, WAIT. It was Russell Brand on stream. I guess that's okay.

[00:21:15]And talented.

[00:21:16]>> ever seen the 2011 film Arthur starring Russell Brand?

[00:21:20]>> No, I haven't.

[00:21:20]>> Funniest [ __ ] I've ever seen.

[00:21:22]>> No, it wasn't. Helen Mirren wears a Darth Vader mask and says, "Wash your winky." to Luis Guzmán.

[00:21:29]>> [laughter] >> I saw it in theaters with my grandfather. He has SINCE PASSED.

[00:21:34]>> [laughter] >> UH RIPS IN CHAT. RIPS IN CHAT, PLEASE.

[00:21:42]Uh anyway, this is the this is the custom transition that was made for the stream that I didn't get to into OBS in time.

[00:21:51]But the car comes at the screen.

[00:21:54]And then it Okay. And I forgot that that's how they how how how the uh I forgot that's how it worked. Wait.

[00:22:01]Is it just as easy as setting it to stinger? Hold on. Stinger.

[00:22:06]Properties.

[00:22:09]OBS crashed because I tried to do something. Okay. I pinged the Discord again.

[00:22:14]It just said OBS has crashed again.

[00:22:19]Okay. Now broadcasting watch the developer play and it's the thing that the White House Correspondents Dinner shooter made, the game that he made.

[00:22:25]Okay? And it says, "Watch the developer play." and then you edited my face in.

[00:22:30]Why did you get rid of my eyebrows >> [laughter] >> IN THE IMAGE?

[00:22:37]IT'S LIKE POSTAGE STAMP SIZE. [laughter] IT DOESN'T EVEN AFFECT ANYTHING.

[00:22:43]LOOK AT >> [laughter] >> LOOK AT HOW PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT IT.

[00:22:48]THAT'S HOW SMALL IT IS. [laughter] AND THEN YOU TOOK THE [ __ ] EYEBROWS OFF.

[00:22:54]DID IT SAY wash your winky? Wash your winky.

[00:22:57]>> [laughter] >> Cuz The genius of the DDJ stream is their ability to foreshadow. [laughter] After showing the chat the same exact car crash several times in a row, they then brilliantly then performed their own crash several times in a row.

[00:23:16]>> [snorts] >> Uh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] [ __ ] I'm having a [ __ ] meltdown.

[00:23:23]I'm really [laughter] I'M HAVING A MELTDOWN. I'M REALLY HAVING a meltdown.

[00:23:28]NO, HE'S GOING TO call his best friend this guy.

[00:23:30]>> Streamer Dead, Blossom Jessie, has a short outage during their stream as the program OBS quit responding. When pressed for comment, they responded.

[00:23:40]Look, chat kept telling me to click it and I'm like Oh, Jesus Christ.

[00:23:55]What is this TTS message? How was I supposed to read this TTS message? It's less than 10% readable characters.

[00:24:03]SORRY. I THINK THAT'S I think Drastic Actions I think DA I think you hit I think you hit the limit of what the TTS will put up with.

[00:24:12]>> [laughter] >> You hit the automatic like like rip cord for like I'm NOT READING THAT.

[00:24:21]LET'S GET STARTED WITH A WONDER LET'S GET STARTED ON THE STREAM TODAY. OKAY.

[00:24:25]Let's Let's go.

[00:24:29]>> [music] >> Well, I'll be. This here hillbilly hick redneck sure do got the face and mouth of a feller who love to eat him up some ass.

[00:24:44]>> [laughter] >> WHAT THE HELL?

[00:24:46]>> I MAY NOT be some big city lawyer, but videos that look like this >> [music] >> just make me ask important questions.

[00:24:55]Like counting or not counting gang violence.

[00:24:59]>> [laughter] >> And one of the our country's noblest professions is going to schools AND HAVING DEBATES WITH CHILDREN, TRYING TO OUTSMART, OUTFOX SOME OF THESE CHILDREN THAT ARE hanging out these schools because they're wily ones, ain't they?

[00:25:15]If you can go to some of these schools and you can outsmart some of these children, I mean, you must be one of the best debaters alive or not alive. You said it. I didn't say anything, okay? I don't want to be in trouble.

[00:25:27]>> I'm the bashful hillbilly.

[00:25:29]I uh well uh I reckon can you get out of them clothes and get in that muddy pond?

[00:25:37]But only if you want to, partner.

[00:25:40]>> [laughter] >> Sleepy. Hello, Jessie. This is your pharmacist, Dr. Yummy. I am >> [laughter] >> sad to say, but your new medication was accidentally replaced with clown pills.

[00:25:51]We do not know what will happen, but if you experience any clown-like feelings, please record them. Actually, I don't know if Googu is in the chat. This was a submission from Googu, uh Lord Googu, who said it was from his stream, and it's this weird channel called Celebrity Archive that just posts seemingly AI-generated videos of celebrity death that is not real. So, heartbreaking news, Cuba Gooding Jr. involved in a fatal car away yesterday. Hollywood and the world were heartbroken to learn that Cuba [music] Gooding Jr. died in a tragic traffic accident.

[00:26:23]>> The accident happened at the intersection of Sunset Boulevard and Highland Avenue [music] in Los Angeles.

[00:26:28]He's alive.

[00:26:29]>> A large sewer pipe fell from a truck and CRUSHED CUBA'S CAR.

[00:26:33]>> [laughter] >> 1950 [music] IN SAGINAW, MICHIGAN.

[00:26:37]heartbroken to learn that gay streamer, Jessie Clark, has passed away. He asphyxiated on a Buffalo Wild Wing and a snake bit him on the penis.

[00:26:51]The timing of two human penises right after he asphyxiated on is really I mean that's really I'd rather be in prison than be treated the way I'm treated.

[00:27:03]Last weekend, [music] Hollywood star Steven Seagal and his family had a peaceful camping trip that turned into a terrifying [music] experience when they encountered a wild bear.

[00:27:12]>> [laughter] >> The actor, his wife Erdenetuya Batsukh, and their sons were suddenly faced with the bear at night [music] causing great fear. [laughter] As they lay in their tent, the bear attacked creating chaos.

[00:27:23]Rick, known for his charm and quick wit on the show, suffered a severe head injury after falling from the second floor of his apartment. He was sleepwalking near the stairs when [music] he lost his balance and fell hitting his head hard when he landed.

[00:27:38]>> [laughter] >> Oh.

[00:27:45]Toilet. Toilet. Oh, toilet. Oh, toilet.

[00:27:50]Oh, no, toilet. Oh, no, toilet. OH, NO.

[00:27:57]TOILET. OH, NO. Look out, toilet. Oh, no. Here it comes. Toilet. Oh, no.

[00:28:05]Toilet. Toilet. Toilet.

[00:28:08]>> Oh, no.

[00:28:09]Why does it sound It sounds so accurate?

[00:28:25]>> [music] >> Oh. Oh. Oh.