【Was the Heiress Switched at Birth?】丨Binge-watch New Dramas #reelshorts#drama

Ajouté : 2026-06-01

[00:00:03]Mom, Dad, how do I look?

[00:00:05]Absolutely stunning. My girl could wear a trash bag and still steal the show.

[00:00:11]Phoebe, you look amazing.

[00:00:14]Do you like the birthday gift I got you?

[00:00:16]Of course, Edith. I love everything you give me. Such a sweet-talking little angel. Beautiful and polite. I like this one. Donna's a slob. God knows where she got it.

[00:00:28]Edith, did you hit Lucy again?

[00:00:31]You can't raise a child like that.

[00:00:33]There's got to be a better way. She deserves it. I mean, she's always moping around like the world owes her. Always with a damn attitude. Looking at her makes my skin crawl.

[00:00:45]What? Do you need a written invitation to say hi to Phoebe?

[00:00:53]>> [gasps] >> I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't mean it.

[00:00:59]Jesus, Edith, that's your daughter, not a punching bag. You're treating her like she's your enemy's daughter or something. Oh, she's a damn curse.

[00:01:07]>> She's lucky but I hadn't buried her yet.

[00:01:09]>> Enough. Their birthday party's coming up soon. How do you expect to show her face like this?

[00:01:15]Phoebe, honey, take Lucy upstairs. Help her with her wounds.

[00:01:25]So, rumor has it that you're handing over the company to Phoebe at the party.

[00:01:32]Is it true?

[00:01:33]Yeah, that's the plan. Why? Just curious. Phoebe is a star.

[00:01:39]She is just born to lead. Perfect.

[00:01:43]Phoebe's my blood. The second you sign those papers, I'm taking her back and kicking your smug ass to the curb. You really think the girl you've been abusing for 18 years is mine? Can't wait to watch your collapse when you find out the truth.

[00:02:03]I I don't want to mess your rug up. It's a rug, not a museum piece. You think it's dirty, we'll clean it. Come on.

[00:02:14]Your room is gorgeous.

[00:02:16]It's just like you.

[00:02:19]Your mom gave me this.

[00:02:22]But I want you to have it.

[00:02:24]You'll rock it way harder than me. No, no, I can't. It's yours, and if my mom sees me wearing your stuff, she'll kill me. Lucy, I've got your back.

[00:02:35]Besides, your birthday is coming up, too. Call it an early present.

[00:02:42]Thank you.

[00:02:44]Girl, you look incredible.

[00:02:46]Mom, isn't she killing it in that dress?

[00:02:50]She's stunning. Just missing the right pair of shoes.

[00:02:54]These are my birthday gift to you.

[00:02:56]Come on, try them on. I want to see.

[00:02:59]>> [gasps] >> Hey, Claire, thank you.

[00:03:03]You're the only one that's nice to me.

[00:03:08]>> [singing] >> You little thief.

[00:03:15]You're stealing Phoebe's dress now? And Edith, stop. I gave it to her. Oh, you gave it away?

[00:03:22]You You didn't like it. That's okay.

[00:03:25]Look, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT, and I'm going to buy you 10 more. You can pick.

[00:03:29]It's not about that. The party's in 2 days. We're turning 18. I've got closets full of gowns, but Lucy doesn't even own a proper dress. She hasn't worn anything new in years.

[00:03:41]>> Aw, sweetie, you are just too kind for your own good. Plus, giving designer clothes to trash like that is a waste of fabric. Please don't talk about her like that. It's cruel. Thick skin like that, I don't think she felt it.

[00:03:58]Take it off. The shoes, the dress, everything. You don't get to play princess. Those shoes are my gift to Lucy. You really want her turning up to her 18th birthday party with nothing decent to wear? Why not? I mean, that's what she deserves. Girls like that don't get to play dress-ups.

[00:04:18]Edith, she's your daughter. How could you say that?

[00:04:21]>> Come on, she's not some porcelain doll.

[00:04:24]Plus, a little tough love never hurt anyone.

[00:04:28]What the hell are you looking at?

[00:04:30]I said take it off. Now!

[00:04:34]Still not moving?

[00:04:36]Okay.

[00:04:38]I'll help you.

[00:04:39]NO! NO, MOM, PLEASE, NO, STOP!

[00:04:42]>> [screaming] >> PHOEBE!

[00:04:43]MOM, I'M SORRY!

[00:04:52]OH MY GOD, LUCY, YOU'RE BLEEDING. LOOK AT HER, PHOEBE. She's filthy.

[00:04:57]You pathetic brat, look you ruined Phoebe's dress. Why don't you just drop dead already? Mom, I'm sorry. Don't call me that.

[00:05:10]STOP WITH THE CRYING. GET OFF. APOLOGIZE TO PHOEBE. THAT'S ENOUGH.

[00:05:17]LOOK AT HER. She's terrified.

[00:05:20]>> [gasps] >> Phoebe, did she frighten you?

[00:05:29]This is all your fault, you worthless little brat. Get your filthy brat out of here. I do not want you disgusting blood all over Phoebe's rug. Ow! Ow! MOM, I'M SORRY!

[00:05:42]MOM!

[00:05:44]>> [laughter] >> MOM, ISN'T LUCY EDITH'S DAUGHTER? Why is she so cruel to her?

[00:05:50]I wish I knew, baby.

[00:05:52]Maybe losing Lucy's father so young broke something inside her. Maybe it twisted her in ways we NEVER SAW COMING.

[00:05:58]>> [screaming] >> MOM, SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING? That sounded awful. It's not our place, honey.

[00:06:09]Edith, when you finally realize the girl you've tortured all these years is your own flesh and blood, I hope the guilt eats you alive.

[00:06:21]Coming.

[00:06:22]>> Hi, thank you.

[00:06:26]And Edith!

[00:06:32]Jesus, Edith, what happened to Lucy's leg? Well, she ruined Phoebe's dress, so she got the punishment she deserves.

[00:06:41]Oh, come on. Don't make a scene. Kids bounce back. She's fine. Edith, today's Lucy's 18th birthday, too.

[00:06:49]Whatever happens, you don't lay a hand on her, especially not today.

[00:06:54]Oh, relax. If she causes any trouble, we'll just throw her in the basement.

[00:06:58]We're not going to let her ruin Phoebe's big day, not with her bad energy.

[00:07:02]>> Exactly. Today is all about Phoebe.

[00:07:07]Lucy, she's just here to help you with your dress and keep her mouth shut.

[00:07:11]She's your daughter, Edith. Not Phoebe's maid.

[00:07:16]Oh, Claire, and I'm just your secretary, remember? So, clearly that Lucy's not on the same level as Phoebe. Besides, helping you with the dress, that's a privilege for Lucy.

[00:07:29]Phoebe, what's happened to your hand?

[00:07:32]Why is there a bandage? Claire, how did you let her hurt her hand? It's just a scratch, Edith. She's fine. A couple of days and she'll bounce back.

[00:07:40]You know how kids are. How can you say that? This hand is worth millions. Don't you get that? That's enough.

[00:07:47]You're the reason she got hurt in the first place. You trashed her room going off on Lucy, shattered the glass. She was picking up your mess when she cut herself. Well, why wasn't the maid doing it? What kind of parents let their child handle broken glass? Phoebe's mature.

[00:08:01]She takes care of her own space. It's just a small scratch, Edith, but Lucy's hand is still slashed up and covered in gauze. That's not the same.

[00:08:11]Lucy's tough. She's built for this.

[00:08:13]Don't ever try to compare the two. All right, all right. Let's just all take a breath. Mrs. Watts, don't take it personally. My sister just gets a little over the top when it comes to Phoebe, okay? Yeah. I mean, she's going to inherit millions, right? They're going to be signing seven-figure deals one day.

[00:08:32]Well, Lucy's built to scrub floors. If she wrecks her hand, who cares? That's what they're here for. So, let me get this straight. You don't even blink while your daughter is bleeding, but my kid gets a small cut and you lose your mind? If I didn't know any better, I'd think Phoebe was your daughter.

[00:08:52]Claire, I mean, we've been best friends since forever. I've always treated your girls as my own. And what's not to love?

[00:09:00]Phoebe's been a sweetheart angel since day one. Yeah, I mean, Lucy could never compare to Phoebe. Phoebe's, honey, you have one job in life. You just enjoy it.

[00:09:12]I mean, your parents, they're loaded.

[00:09:14]Get them to buy you shoes and handbags, whatever sparkles. Leave all that boring stuff, carrying things, cleaning. Leave it to Lucy, cuz that's what she's here for.

[00:09:24]You treat your own daughter like a servant. Let's see if that smug grin survives the truth. Oh, Claire, did you get that paperwork ready for the shares?

[00:09:36]Yes, I did. Ah, there you go again ruining my daughter's big surprise.

[00:09:41]Wait, seriously? Mom, I'm only 18.

[00:09:45]You're already giving me shares in the company? Of course she is, Pheebs.

[00:09:50]You're brilliant, you're beautiful, you're born to lead, and I am so proud of you, honey. Well, she is my pride and joy. No one compares, and I mean no one compares to my girl. Keep floating, Claire. Once Phoebe gets those shares, I'll drop the bomb. Your company will be mine.

[00:10:12]Hello?

[00:10:13]The results are in.

[00:10:16]I'll get my brother to come and pick them up.

[00:10:19]And Edith, What results? Just a surprise I'm cooking up.

[00:10:24]One you'll never forget. Another one?

[00:10:26]You've already spoiled me like crazy.

[00:10:28]Oh, trust me, honey. You'll understand everything soon enough. All right, looks like everyone's here. Let's go in.

[00:10:36]Save your big reveal for the crowd, okay, Edith?

[00:10:42]Keep smiling, Claire, because your public meltdown is everything I've dreamed of.

[00:10:48]Move it.

[00:10:59]Hey, how are you and guys?

[00:11:05]Who's that next to Phoebe? But why is she dressed like that? Is she Phoebe's maid? She won't even lift her head. Is this some kind of punishment? She's standing next to Phoebe. It's like the swan and the ugly duckling. Claire, you say we're friends, but that self-righteous little queen act of yours makes me want to gag. Guess what?

[00:11:29]I've been grinding your precious little princess into the dirt for 18 years.

[00:11:34]Time you got a taste of that. Thank you all for coming to celebrate my daughter, Phoebe Watts, on her 18th birthday.

[00:11:49]We're also here today to celebrate another special 18, my best friend's daughter, Lucy.

[00:11:56]Wait, she's not the help. Who sends their kid out like that? Ew. No class at all.

[00:12:04]Where is her mother?

[00:12:07]Most of you know Phoebe's story.

[00:12:10]Accepted into Harvard Business School at 15, graduated at 17, and already making waves inside Watts Group. That's my girl. Brains, beauty, she obviously got that from me.

[00:12:23]So, today I'm making it official.

[00:12:32]Today, I'm transferring all my shares of Watts Group to Phoebe.

[00:12:44]Happy birthday, sweetheart. You're now the majority shareholder of Watts Group.

[00:12:49]This is my birthday gift to you.

[00:12:51]Your first step into adulthood, and your first real challenge.

[00:12:56]Finally. Now let the real show begin.

[00:13:01]Mom, what if I screw this up? Hey, look at me. You're my daughter. I never bet on the wrong horse, baby.

[00:13:10]Remember that ski trip when you were eight? Top of the slope, knees shaking.

[00:13:15]Look at you now. Advanced certified, tearing through competitions like it's nothing. Stronger than you think.

[00:13:24]That's right, baby girl. You're a star, just like your mama. Born to take the crown.

[00:13:31]You got this, Phoebe.

[00:13:33]We're all rooting for you.

[00:13:35]Yeah, Phoebe.

[00:13:41]Thanks, Mom.

[00:13:43]I won't let you down.

[00:13:44]I'm going to run Watts Group like a boss. Take it higher than it's ever been.

[00:13:51]That's my girl, Phoebe.

[00:13:54]That's what I'm talking about.

[00:13:57]Why are you behaving that way? It's not even your daughter.

[00:14:01]But she is.

[00:14:03]Phoebe, the new queen of Watts Group is my daughter.

[00:14:17]Edith, what are you What are you talking about? Stop calling me Edith. The word that you're looking for is Mom.

[00:14:27]Mom, I Here we go. It's showtime.

[00:14:34]Edith, have you lost your damn mind?

[00:14:36]This isn't the Real Housewives. You don't get to tell crap like this around for laughs. The other day, I took Lucy to the hospital.

[00:14:43]One of the doctors there, he recognized me. He broke down in tears and he said he was the one that switched our babies at birth. The guilt, it finally caught up with him and he just wanted to put everything right.

[00:14:58]Edith, please tell me you're joking.

[00:15:00]This really isn't the time or place for one of your soap opera moments. Yeah, nice try. We raised Phoebe. There's no way she's yours. Edith, I know how much you care about Phoebe, but did you ever think about what this would do to Lucy?

[00:15:15]Oh.

[00:15:20]>> [clears throat] >> Ooh, oh.

[00:15:24]Huh? I I said her. Who lost her? I even paid for 18 years of schooling. That's more than she ever deserved. No, I just want what's mine, my real daughter.

[00:15:37]Phoebe. Look at her, Edith. You beat the soul out of that girl, and now you're going to stand here and call yourself a good mom. That's called discipline.

[00:15:47]I did you two a favor. I stopped her from becoming some soft princess. Well, thank you so much for raising Phoebe so well, but I'll take it from here.

[00:15:59]So, Edith, you're absolutely sure that Phoebe is yours?

[00:16:04]I'm not stupid. I knew there would be questions, and that is why I did a DNA test.

[00:16:14]Josh, we'll be back with the results very soon.

[00:16:19]>> [sighs and gasps] >> No, no, no.

[00:16:24]This can't [sighs] be right.

[00:16:26]Oh, what the hell?

[00:16:28]You actually did a DNA test? Of course I did. And science doesn't lie.

[00:16:35]Phoebe, this is mommy's big surprise. Do you love it?

[00:16:40]Um No.

[00:16:43]That's not your mom. I am.

[00:16:45]I'm your real mother now.

[00:16:48]Jesus, Edith, enough. The results aren't even here yet. You don't get to just claim her. They'll be here any second. I have lost 18 years with my girl, and I'm not losing any other second.

[00:17:00]Tell me, Edith, are you really sure that Phoebe's yours?

[00:17:10]Of course I'm sure. I was the one that swapped them. I don't need some stupid piece of paper to tell me what I already know. You all keep acting like Phoebe's not mine.

[00:17:22]Why? Cuz Lucy's not good enough for you?

[00:17:25]She's no Phoebe. But she's a pretty good maid. If you don't want her as your daughter, you could just keep her around to clean. You get tired, pissed off, just give her a few slaps, kicks. She can take it. She knows how to take a beating.

[00:17:56]>> [snorts] [gasps] >> Does that sound good to you?

[00:18:07]You pathetic little reject. Even your real parents don't want you.

[00:18:13]Enough!

[00:18:15]I've never looked down on Lucy, and I never will. Jumping to conclusions won't fix anything.

[00:18:22]It'll only rip them both apart. Still clinging to your little fairy tale. The report's coming, and when it does, I'll be right here watching you fall apart.

[00:18:40]Claire, I get it. Letting go hurts. You look at Lucy, and you don't see the daughter you dreamed of. But I'm Phoebe's mother.

[00:18:49]I'm only taking back what's rightfully mine. Don't listen to her, Claire. We raised Phoebe. We were there for every step, every skinned knee. That doesn't just disappear because of a few words and a piece of paper.

[00:19:01]Claire, you gave that girl your life. I mean, we all saw it. Your time, your heart, all of it. Everything Phoebe is, that's because of you. You don't just throw that away and give it to someone like her.

[00:19:17]Edith?

[00:19:20]That's the report. Give it to me.

[00:19:24]Edith.

[00:19:25]What if it doesn't say what you think it does? What if you're wrong? Phoebe's mine. You don't believe me? Let the test shut you up.

[00:19:44]A cute watch, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do. Stop thinking about dick.

[00:19:49]>> I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?

[00:19:55]It's Luke, my favorite customer.

[00:19:57]Did he hear?

[00:20:00]Morning, Dick.

[00:20:02]Double shot of espresso and a mocha frapp with nonfat milk, right?

[00:20:06]You're perfect. Thank you. Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike.

[00:20:12]I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.

[00:20:25]My coffee?

[00:20:28]Right. Right. Sorry.

[00:20:35]>> [laughter] >> Oh my god. Mikey, don't laugh.

[00:20:42]You're so mean. YOU DON'T HELP YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. All right. I'm sorry. No, babe. You look great. You look great. [laughter] My bad. My bad. My bad.

[00:20:53]>> [gasps] [laughter] >> Come here.

[00:20:59]Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.

[00:21:03]Let me remake your coffee.

[00:21:10]>> Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but uh no, thanks.

[00:21:18]My god. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a [ __ ] As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah.

[00:21:26]Watch this. Oh, Mikey.

[00:21:29]Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?

[00:21:32]Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.

[00:21:35]Like making coffee.

[00:21:37]Or having sex.

[00:21:40]Touche.

[00:21:40]>> [laughter] >> Come on. Oh my god. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?

[00:21:50]So, uh you're a virgin?

[00:21:56]Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.

[00:22:01]>> [laughter] >> Brooke, is it?

[00:22:05]Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic. What? I literally don't even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.

[00:22:18]OH MY GOD. WHAT?

[00:22:21]IT WAS JUST CHLAMYDIA.

[00:22:23]SOUNDS LIKE SHE ALREADY DID.

[00:22:25]>> [laughter] >> I I'M really really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.

[00:22:46]He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?

[00:22:52][ __ ] my appointment. I got to go.

[00:22:53]Sorry.

[00:22:59]All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam. It's like I didn't bet this on.

[00:23:06]Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie. He?

[00:23:14]A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?

[00:23:18]This day cannot get any more humiliating.

[00:23:22]Good morning, Ms. Tisdale.

[00:23:28]It's Luke. Luke is the gynecologist? My gynecologist?

[00:23:48]Don't let anything fool the doctor to be gentle as it's your first time.

[00:23:52]Right, my first time. Ms. Tisdale, is it? Yes, nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.

[00:23:58]Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already. Grind me.

[00:24:02]I mean, the coffee shop Grind Me.

[00:24:06]Oh, no, he remembers me.

[00:24:09]So, you were here looking for a prescription for birth control.

[00:24:13]Yes.

[00:24:14]That [ __ ] Yes.

[00:24:17]All right, I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right? I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.

[00:24:25]I will use a condom.

[00:24:29]I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you. Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're >> Ms. Can you grab me the speculum, please? Yeah, yes, Dr. Miller.

[00:24:37]I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do. I'm ready.

[00:24:42]I think I'm ready.

[00:24:44]Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an [ __ ] but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped boundaries there. Uh let's get started with the breast exam.

[00:24:58]Breast exam?

[00:25:00]Breast exam? If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.

[00:25:03]>> No, it's I like it. It's fine.

[00:25:10]Uh it's probably easier if you lay back.

[00:25:16]It's okay.

[00:25:20]It's okay. Stop thinking about losing your virginity.

[00:25:23]Stop it. Stop.

[00:25:25]My hands cold? No, they're perfect.

[00:25:29]Stop embarrassing yourself. There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.

[00:25:36]There are no abnormalities.

[00:25:41]Thank you, Luke.

[00:25:43]Dr. Miller.

[00:25:44]That wasn't so bad. Uh Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stirrups for me?

[00:25:53]Okay, yes. I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a Pap smear.

[00:26:01]So, I need you to relax for me.

[00:26:04]All right. You're doing good.

[00:26:07]I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.

[00:26:17]All right.

[00:26:19]I'm going to be inserting a speculum.

[00:26:23]I'm going to swab your cervix. I need you to relax for me.

[00:26:29]So, do you like younger women?

[00:26:34]I mean, as your students, because you work on campus. No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually. And so, in my great grandfather's honor, I donate a few hours of my time at the clinic. Oh, duh. Now he thinks you think he's a creep. Amazing.

[00:26:52]Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs. All right?

[00:26:59]Relax for me. You're doing good.

[00:27:01]Oh my gosh.

[00:27:08]All right.

[00:27:10]He so noticed. Oh my god.

[00:27:13]>> Everything looks good.

[00:27:14]No abnormalities.

[00:27:16]All right?

[00:27:18]Be right back.

[00:27:25]I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.

[00:27:32]All right, so here's your brick.

[00:27:39]Should I bring it to her in the cafe?

[00:27:42]It'll be awkward.

[00:27:44]And she's my patient.

[00:27:51]I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.

[00:27:56]Why do I even care?

[00:28:02]Yo, ready to fork over a grand tonight?

[00:28:05]Is that Sophie's boyfriend?

[00:28:11]You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.

[00:28:13]You're dating a nun. She's never going to let you smash. I'm calling it. Dude, she's low-key a [ __ ] I just can't prove it. Dude, you're sick. What if she doesn't let you hit?

[00:28:27]>> [laughter] >> Yo, that 1,500 is mine. Just keep the cameras rolling.

[00:28:36]Don't get involved, Luke.

[00:28:37]You're just your customer and doctor.

[00:28:42]Hey, you need to pay.

[00:28:48][ __ ] My eyes! What the [ __ ] Where's your [ __ ] friend live? Don't call cops.

[00:28:54]K- K- K- K- Kitty Hawk Avenue, apartment two. I need to get to Sophie.

[00:29:04]>> [sighs] >> The lady.

[00:29:23]Nervous?

[00:29:26]Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?

[00:29:34]Nervous?

[00:29:36]I'm a little nervous.

[00:29:38]Don't be.

[00:29:40]You know my cherry's I popped. Why did you?

[00:29:46]Dr. Miller.

[00:29:48]Hey, Sophie. Hey.

[00:29:50]My stable Hey. Hey, Sophie. Hey.

[00:29:56]Hey. Hey, can you hear me? Did you take something?

[00:30:00]Sup, grandpa? Who the [ __ ] invited you?

[00:30:05]Listen up, dumbass. Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you. I go to an Ivy League, [ __ ] You want her, you can have her.

[00:30:12]I got plenty of [ __ ] to choose from.

[00:30:15]What? What What's so funny? You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother. Says who? You ever study in Miller Hall? Yeah.

[00:30:23]Dr. Luke Miller. My family's the biggest donor to the university since forever.

[00:30:28]That means I got the dean on speed dial.

[00:30:31]So Yeah. You just pissed your future away, brother. Wait.

[00:30:35]Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

[00:30:36]Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. No. No. No.

[00:30:38]And you can let your buddy Jake know, too. No. No. No. no. Please, can we CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

[00:30:43]>> OH, you want to talk? No.

[00:30:48]Hey.

[00:30:50]Hey, come on.

[00:31:07]She's either really wasted or drugged.

[00:31:09]Either way, it's not good.

[00:31:17]You just told me from my date?

[00:31:20]Cuz you had the right, you [ __ ] I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.

[00:31:28]Stop talking to me like you're my dad. I don't have a daddy fetish.

[00:31:40]How much did you have to drink?

[00:31:43]I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with. Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller. Don't call me Dr. Miller. Tell me this, why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?

[00:32:00]I was at the bar.

[00:32:02]All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.

[00:32:14]Wow.

[00:32:17]I'm an idiot.

[00:32:19]No, you're not an idiot.

[00:32:23]First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.

[00:32:30]And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my my to a complete [ __ ] I waxed my [ __ ] for that [ __ ] Sorry, Soph.

[00:32:49]Someone clearly wants me. Are you hard right now?

[00:33:01]I heard the Grands family spent a hundred million dollars on their daughter's marriage.

[00:33:06]What is she, Disney princess? I mean, you would have to at least spend that much money to marry into this great royal family, don't you think? I heard the butler handled the dowry entirely.

[00:33:18]And no one's even seen the daughter's face. Even if it's an arranged marriage, shouldn't you at least know what the daughter looks like?

[00:33:26]Declan, aren't you curious to know what your future wife looks like? I will have to adjust to him like just a little bit more.

[00:33:34]Wouldn't be curious. I mean, it's a plus if she's pretty.

[00:33:39]Rumor has that she's the whole package.

[00:33:41]Looks, great personality, everything.

[00:33:44]Except for the fact that she dropped out of Juilliard, has a health condition, too frail or something. Are you ready, miss?

[00:33:54]What do you think? Don't you think you would look great on me? Of course.

[00:33:58]That's why I have prepared this for you.

[00:34:00]Ooh. One, TWO, THREE, GO.

[00:34:04]>> [screaming] >> TRY A BIT HARDER. PULL.

[00:34:09]I'M PULLING ON THIS WAY. COME ON. OH MY GOD.

[00:34:14]OKAY, MISS. KEEP IN mind you're going to have to reduce your waist at least 30% to wear this, okay?

[00:34:21]Okay.

[00:34:24]Um on the count of three, hold your breath, okay?

[00:34:27]>> [laughter] >> One, two, three, go.

[00:34:33]A bit more.

[00:34:41]>> [gasps] >> It's all pulled up.

[00:34:44]>> [sighs] >> You [laughter] look great. Look at this.

[00:34:48]I heard some strange rumors about her.

[00:34:50]Look what? They say she really stands out in a crowd. Nothing to embarrass us, right? Clay will look so beautiful.

[00:34:58]Of course she will.

[00:35:02]This marriage, it's good press for both the Harrison and the Grant's family. The merger finally got the royal groups into the Forbes top five. Who cares?

[00:35:12]The groom doesn't even know what the bride looks like. If they kept her hidden for this long, she must be hideous. I think she even competed in a beauty pageant as a child.

[00:35:22]I'm not sure if she won, but I'm pretty sure she's gorgeous.

[00:35:25]>> A princess is going to walk down the aisle, not a beached whale. Oh my, look at the them together. Declan is so out of her league.

[00:35:34]Poor [sighs] Declan. Now he's stuck sharing a bed with the queen of cellulite.

[00:35:40]Guess he won't need a mattress. Can we start the ceremony now?

[00:35:43]>> Woah, she's ugly and has a temper.

[00:35:47]Excuse me, for a moment. Do you want to see what a real temper looks like? This is unbelievable. If you're going to be that fat and ugly, you should at least have some manners.

[00:35:57]Why on earth is my brother marrying someone like that? This is too embarrassing. I'm leaving. Where are you going, Emily? The ceremony hasn't been started yet.

[00:36:05]What are you babbling about, you pig?

[00:36:08]Well, I guess your new sister Eliza pig.

[00:36:11]Shouldn't you at least stay for the ceremony, Emily? Has all that fat blurred in your brain? Are you crazy?

[00:36:19]I can lose weight anytime I want, but insects can't become people, can they?

[00:36:26]What did you just say?

[00:36:29]Anyone else want to go at me? Shall we begin, Father?

[00:36:34]Mr. Declan Harrison, do you take Miss Claire Grant to be your lawful wedded wife, to honor, love, and cherish her in sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer, as long as you both shall live? Declan, do you take Miss Claire to be your lawfully wedded wife? And Miss Claire, >> Yes.

[00:36:56]I promise to honor, cherish, and love Declan until death do us apart.

[00:37:00]>> Great. Great. Now, if you please, exchange rings.

[00:37:04]>> Aren't pinkies for promises? Are we all finished now?

[00:37:07]Yes. Yes. I now pronounce you husband and wife.

[00:37:12]You may kiss the bride.

[00:37:13]>> Declan!

[00:37:16]It doesn't fit. Just give it up already.

[00:37:19]What do you mean? It's our wedding ring.

[00:37:22]I must wear it.

[00:37:25]You gave it to me, so I plan to cherish it.

[00:37:29]Can you help me with this?

[00:37:30]>> I have work. I'm heading to the office.

[00:37:32]Don't wait up. It's our first night together. Can't you stay with me tonight?

[00:37:37]Let me go.

[00:37:38]>> Something's wrong?

[00:37:41]Does being with me make you that sick?

[00:37:44]I told you, I have work. How could you crush someone's feelings like that? You want to talk about feelings?

[00:37:51]What What do you mean?

[00:37:52]>> Don't kid yourself. This marriage is just about business.

[00:37:56]Don't take this relationship too seriously.

[00:37:58]>> We will see about that. You will be head over heels sooner or later.

[00:38:06]My husband, God, he's so good-looking.

[00:38:10]How could I not fall for him? Good morning, Declan. You must be hungry.

[00:38:15]Come and have breakfast. Not bad.

[00:38:18]If you would like, I'll make it again tomorrow.

[00:38:21]You made this? Yes, of course. I'm actually a food influencer. I even have 20 million followers. So, I specialize in healthy food.

[00:38:30]But, I didn't know what you would like, so I made every dish that I could think of.

[00:38:37]I already have a private chef.

[00:38:39]Claire, this is an arranged marriage.

[00:38:42]So, just play my wife and stop doing anything extra.

[00:38:46]But, I don't consider cooking like something extra.

[00:38:50]>> Is that really enough for you?

[00:38:53]I don't eat that much. Eat as much as you want. Nobody's stopping you.

[00:38:59]Was that a bit harsh? Oh, by the way, my friends are coming later for a party.

[00:39:04]So, get prepared. A party? Sure.

[00:39:07]I'll make sure they're taken care of.

[00:39:09]Just you wait and see. Now, everyone's going to know the real Claire Grants.

[00:39:13]Try breathing out.

[00:39:15]This is the last one.

[00:39:17]Nothing here fits me.

[00:39:19]Well, if you asked Mr. Harrison, I'm sure he'd send you more dresses. No way.

[00:39:25]I can't let him know my size. The dress won't tear again like last time, right?

[00:39:30]Uh try breathing slowly like this. Hi, Claire.

[00:39:34]Congrats on your wedding. Welcome, Victoria.

[00:39:37]Oh, you know my name. Of course. How could I not know you? You're the woman who's constantly splashed across the tablets with my husband.

[00:39:47]I see you did your homework.

[00:39:50]Weren't you nominated for an Oscar recently?

[00:39:53]Everyone knows the up-and-coming actress Victoria. How dare you come to my house, though?

[00:39:59]I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your wedding. I was working that day. But, I thought I should stop by and drop off a present for you. Oh, you really shouldn't.

[00:40:13]Wow.

[00:40:14]It's so beautiful.

[00:40:16]Right? I thought it would suit you well.

[00:40:20]Let me put it on for you.

[00:40:22]Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:40:25]Maybe I should have exchanged it for a larger size.

[00:40:30]That's okay.

[00:40:31]I'll wear like a bracelet instead.

[00:40:34]Honey, could you help me with this, please? Careful, Victoria. That woman's richer and smarter than you think. She might not stand a chance against you.

[00:40:42]Just watch me. Declan, I brought a gift for you, too. Your favorite.

[00:40:49]Here, try one. If it's my husband's favorite, I must try it, too. It's delicious.

[00:40:56]Are you starving your wife or something?

[00:40:58]>> What are you doing? Are you trying to embarrass me? I'm just trying this to flirt with you. I can't just watch and stand there.

[00:41:05]You're being ridiculous. I've already told you we're just business partners.

[00:41:09]But you are It's called Table for One, right? How's the prep for Benham's going?

[00:41:13]It's a reality show about food.

[00:41:16]Yes, that's right. And thanks to the Royal Group's investment, everything is on track. Claire, why don't you show me around your new place? Hm?

[00:41:26]It's our house, Paul. By the way, Claire, I love your necklace, especially that pendant. Oh, it's my wedding ring.

[00:41:37]It was too tight, so I'm wearing like a necklace for now. Oh, how elegant.

[00:41:43]I heard it's been passed on the Harrison family for generations.

[00:41:47]Can I take a closer look? Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:41:51]I didn't mean to drop it. I thought I saw a spider.

[00:41:55]YOU!

[00:41:55]>> [screaming] >> THERE!

[00:41:57]CAN SOMEBODY HELP?

[00:41:59]PLEASE! CLAIRE FELL INTO THE POOL!

[00:42:01]>> [screaming] >> CLAIRE!

[00:42:03]>> [cough] >> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

[00:42:09]JUMPING IN WHEN you can't even swim?

[00:42:12]Are you trying to embarrass me on purpose? Victoria threw it into the pool.

[00:42:16]I didn't mean to.

[00:42:17]>> I'm tired, Victoria. Just go home now.

[00:42:20]I didn't do it on purpose. You have to believe me.

[00:42:23]>> Victoria, haven't you done enough? Come on, let's go. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cause any trouble. You made a laughingstock out of me in front of all my friends. Declan, please just hear me out. Enough. I already told you our relationship was a business arrangement from the beginning.

[00:42:40]So, just stay quiet and stop causing trouble.

[00:42:44]If you can't do that, maybe we should get a divorce. No, I don't want a divorce. I told you, just listen to me and play wife.

[00:42:56]All you did today was stuff your face with cake and get jealous of Victoria and me.

[00:43:02]And on top of that, you jump in the pool with that balloon body of yours for everybody to see. But it was a wedding ring. I can't just stand there. It's just a stupid ring. A stupid ring? It's It's important.

[00:43:14]>> You could have waited for the party to end or asked someone to retrieve it for you. Isn't that what staff is for?

[00:43:21]Just use your brain.

[00:43:23]The pool water was draining. What if it washed away? So, the only solution was to jump in?

[00:43:30]Are you that stupid? Do you even know what the Royal Group stands for?

[00:43:34]Can't you use that huge head of yours and just think of what you can bring to this family?

[00:43:39]You're You're ashamed of me, too, aren't you? What kind of man would actually want you?

[00:43:46]Know your place.

[00:43:51]>> [laughter] [gasps] >> You'll catch a cold like this.

[00:44:03]He's ashamed of me. He said he wants a divorce.

[00:44:07]What am I supposed to do now?

[00:44:09]>> [laughter] >> He's just angry. Don't worry.

[00:44:14]He can't say that just because he's angry.

[00:44:18]You know what?

[00:44:19]He's ashamed of me because I'm fat.

[00:44:25]That [ __ ] Declan, just wait.

[00:44:29]You're going to fall in love with me.

[00:44:32]You're going to regret every [clears throat] word you've ever said to me. Okay, I just got here. So, let me get this straight.

[00:44:38]You haven't even tried the corn on the cob vibrator I got you?

[00:44:43]Cole, instead of my sex life, shouldn't you focus on that interview at some uber rich club?

[00:44:48]>> It's not some club, okay? It's the club.

[00:44:51]And I can't even afford the outfits that the dogs are wearing here. Isn't that crazy? And you know, there's like 80 members that the Kennedys hand select.

[00:45:00]Only 80 members? That's insane.

[00:45:05]The Kennedys are rich enough to own the freaking country, period. And you want to work there?

[00:45:10]Those people will never get us plates.

[00:45:12]My dad worked here for 35 years, so he got me an interview. I'm not I'm not just going to blow it off.

[00:45:18]They're not going to hire me anyway.

[00:45:21]Okay, back to the vegetable vibrators.

[00:45:24]At least try the pineapple flavored spray on condoms. I got to go.

[00:45:29]Hey.

[00:45:30]Uh Layla Walker, I'm here for an interview to be a car girl.

[00:45:34]Sorry, your name's not on the list. You should try the strip club across town or OnlyFans.

[00:45:43]>> [laughter] >> Let me see that.

[00:45:48]Layla Walker, right here. This is like elementary school level reading.

[00:45:53]Seriously? Keep it moving, condom free.

[00:45:56]God, why are [laughter] you guys so scared of condoms?

[00:45:59]Wait till you see what else I have.

[00:46:02]You keep that thing in your purse, perv?

[00:46:05]My friend has a website and I do some market research for her. You know what I mean.

[00:46:12]Come on, everyone here has a stick up their ass. I mean, hey, at least this one makes you feel good.

[00:46:20]Put that thing away. Royce Kennedy?

[00:46:24]What is my secret crush doing here?

[00:46:31]So, how's your first day going, Royce?

[00:46:34]Are you finding it hard to be CEO?

[00:46:38]Royce Kennedy is the new CEO? Oh my god.

[00:46:42]Did I just hit my crush and my new boss on the head with a dildo?

[00:46:48]I don't remember when my crush on Royce Kennedy began. It was just a fact of life. Royce was the sun, and like everyone else, I was caught in his orbit.

[00:46:58]But to him, I'm invisible. After all, he's the heir to the richest, most influential family in the country, and I'm just the groundskeeper's daughter.

[00:47:09]I'd um >> [clears throat] >> I'd put that away if I were you. Yes, right. Yeah.

[00:47:15]Um I'm I'm sorry, Royce or Mr. Kennedy.

[00:47:20]I thought you were in London. Yeah, I was for 4 years. I didn't realize you were keeping tabs on my whereabouts, Ms. Walker. Wait, he knows my name? Oh my god, is this crazy girl pestering you, Mr. Kennedy? You know, we already told her that she doesn't belong here, but we can help you take the trash out. You know what, there are people that certainly don't belong here. Security?

[00:47:42]Bye-bye, Goodwill charity case.

[00:47:44]Get them out of my club immediately.

[00:47:47]Make sure I never see their faces again.

[00:47:49]What?

[00:47:51]No, Mr. Kennedy.

[00:47:54]I'm so sorry.

[00:47:57]Um you know what, actually, I'm just I'm just going to leave.

[00:48:00]>> [laughter] >> Where are you going, Ms. Walker?

[00:48:04]Don't we have an interview?

[00:48:08]Sorry for our awkward introduction earlier.

[00:48:13]But my dad, Mike, knows all about the club. He taught me everything I needed to know, and I will make damn sure that I learn everything else all by myself.

[00:48:32]>> [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] >> Why you smart little [ __ ] You want to learn to watch your mouth, honey?

[00:49:01]Or maybe I should wash it out for you, huh?

[00:49:05]WHAT THE [ __ ] ROYCE? YOU BURNED ME OVER THIS [ __ ] You use that word again on one of my employees, and you'll have way bigger problems than a stained shirt.

[00:49:17]You're hired. Oh, are you serious?

[00:49:19]Royce, her? THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THIS CLUB STANDS FOR. YOUR father never would have approved of this.

[00:49:26]>> is not the CEO anymore.

[00:49:29]I am.

[00:49:30]My word is law.

[00:49:33]This is the Kennedy Club.

[00:49:34]My family name, my turf.

[00:49:37]You two question my authority again, we're going to have some serious issues.

[00:49:43]Understood?

[00:49:45]Good.

[00:49:46]You two are excused. Get out. Parli Italiano?

[00:49:56]>> Cleaning staff will take care of it.

[00:49:57]You're going to hurt yourself. You're always so stubborn.

[00:50:01]I prefer the word tough.

[00:50:04]Boss. Why don't you do it?

[00:50:06]Back there, right?

[00:50:08]Why'd you let me stay? Royce, I'm sick.

[00:50:13]Lung cancer.

[00:50:15]Does your daughter know?

[00:50:16]Lila doesn't know a thing.

[00:50:20]There's going to be no one to take care of her, and I Well, I >> Mike, of course you can work here.

[00:50:28]Royce, thank you.

[00:50:30]God bless you.

[00:50:33]>> [cough] >> One more thing, Royce. You're kind, but I've worked here long enough to know that the other people in your world are not, especially to me and Lila.

[00:50:47]I just want a normal, happy life for my baby girl.

[00:50:52]Please, don't tell her about our deal, and promise me that you'll protect her from your world.

[00:50:59]I promise. Hello?

[00:51:01]Is Mr. Kennedy?

[00:51:03]Hello? You okay? Just call me Royce.

[00:51:05]Lila, we're not strangers.

[00:51:07]I can't believe he really remembers me.

[00:51:10]Anyway, you're bilingual, you don't take [ __ ] from creeps, and you know this place like the back of your hand. You were an easy hire. He said, "You won't regret it."

[00:51:19]I'll get started right now. Hey, feel free to dismiss you. Hm?

[00:51:24]If you're going to work here, there are rules you need to follow.

[00:51:27]Something tells me you're not good at following rules, are you?

[00:51:30]Something tells me you're not good at following rules, are you? I don't know.

[00:51:35]You're a smart man.

[00:51:36]You should know to never judge a book by its cover. Oh, I'm not judging. I'm instinctive, and my instincts are never wrong, Ms. Walker. Rule number one, if you're going to work here, you've got to blend in. That means a dress code. No neon athleisure, no profanity. Okay, no, that's [ __ ] because I've heard what the guests have to say and they're Guests, not staff.

[00:51:59]So, control your mouth, Layla, unless you want me to do it for you. It's been 4 years since I last saw him. Why does he still have such an inexplicable effect on me? Rule number two, these are guests, not your friends. That means no flirting, no leading on, no friendship bracelets, on and off the clock.

[00:52:18]Oh, yeah?

[00:52:21]In case you forgot, us car girls have to make tips.

[00:52:26]And I have bills to pay.

[00:52:29]You don't know these guests.

[00:52:31]You're just another toy for them to play with.

[00:52:34]All right, you have no idea what those people are capable of.

[00:52:37]I know you're trying to protect me, but I'm a big girl now, and I can handle myself. Rule number three, this is not a single cesspool, so there will be absolutely no dating or workplace romances. You get it? Is that so?

[00:52:52]Who do you think I would date here? I don't know who you'd be interested in, Layla, and frankly, I don't care.

[00:53:00]Just so you know, the last car girl who got caught with an executive couldn't get another job. No bars, no restaurants, no clubs, no one would hire her.

[00:53:08]In this club, fraternization always leads to scandals, and with scandals, someone always pays the price. Don't get close, Royce.

[00:53:14]You promised her dad that you'd protect her from the people in this world.

[00:53:19]That includes you. There's no way I'm getting tipped wearing this.

[00:53:24]So fun. Look how cute I am in that.

[00:53:27]Rule number one, you got to blend in. Fine, I'll follow your precious rule.

[00:53:33]And at the end of the day, in a rich man's world, the rest of us got to do what we can to survive. One beer coming right up.

[00:53:41]Why don't you come play us, honey?

[00:53:44]You're so sweet. Thank you, but not today.

[00:53:50]Have a good one.

[00:53:50]>> It's that [ __ ] who thinks she can come into our house and [ __ ] on our couch. We need to teach her a little lesson. I have an idea. Follow my lead. COME ON.

[00:54:01][ __ ] THE NEW GIRL BROKE MY LEG.

[00:54:04]>> GOD.

[00:54:05]>> GOD, I DID NOT THAT'S NOT TRUE. I did I didn't. My my my my. First day and already trying to hit and run an executive. I did not No, I did not I did not hit him. Okay. We have a camera right here. So, one look and we'll know who's lying. I bet you didn't know that.

[00:54:19]Oh, sweetheart, how dumb are you? Of course we know. I just don't give a [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] You can't just break the camera. It's not I didn't see a camera. Brad, did you see a camera?

[00:54:29]Nope.

[00:54:30]>> [laughter] >> What about you guys?

[00:54:32]You see anything? Who do you think HR is going to believe, huh? Some cart slot that dresses like she's asking for attention or executives that bully their employees? Real [ __ ] classy, you [ __ ] What, is this a buy one get one free for rich dicks over here?

[00:54:49]Look here, Lila.

[00:54:52]I know you're the new girl, so we'll be generous and teach you how this world >> yeah. Be a good student because, you know, we won't fire you. We'll just make sure that you never work in this city again.

[00:55:03]Ever. Royce and my dad did everything to get me this job.

[00:55:07]I can't get fired. No.

[00:55:12]Ready to learn?

[00:55:15]Okay.

[00:55:17]Lesson one. Always keep the drinks flowing.

[00:55:21]Go ahead. Bring it. Bring it.

[00:55:23]Lesson two.

[00:55:26]When we drop something, you pick it up.

[00:55:28]>> Last lesson. You only exist to serve us.

[00:55:34]So, if you want to keep this job, you keep us happy. You think you're invincible because the boss bailed you out once? Where is he now? Royce is a businessman, which means he only cares about the bottom line, which means he doesn't care about you because you are worth nothing.

[00:55:56]You're just another toy for them to play with.

[00:55:59]Look, she can be taught.

[00:56:02]Already learning how to keep that little mouth closed.

[00:56:06]You know, I wonder what else this little mouth can do. Help! Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] HEY, DON'T you [ __ ] touch her. Oh, [ __ ] What the [ __ ] You hit me in the FACE WITH A CAN OVER THIS WORTHLESS [ __ ] You say word again, Brett, and I'll show you much worse. Oh, come on, pretty boy. You don't want to start a fight. Listen, the worst your lily-white hands have seen are probably paper cuts from your books. You're right, Chase.

[00:56:34]I don't want your blood on my hands.

[00:56:36]See? What I tell you? He's a coward. He doesn't care about you.

[00:56:43]Luckily, I don't need to use my hands in order to pummel you so you can't even speak to another woman ever again.

[00:56:49]>> [clears throat] >> Maybe I wasn't clear before, but at my club we don't assault our staff. Is this really the same man who spent 90% of his childhood in the library? Do you understand?

[00:57:00]Or do you need help getting simple [ __ ] rules through that thick skull of yours?

[00:57:04]Maybe we seem to get a little air in there.

[00:57:08]All right, Grayson.

[00:57:10]>> [laughter] >> No, Royce, please. No, Royce, please.

[00:57:18]You're both fired and blacklisted effective immediately. And if I ever see you come near Layla again, next time I won't miss. Royce saved me.

[00:57:27]Could he really care about me? I told you to blend in.

[00:57:32]Wait, you're blaming this on me?

[00:57:34]We have an image to maintain, Layla.

[00:57:37]So, I can be harassed by your colleagues and all you're worried about is your image?

[00:57:42]>> No, I got rid of those men.

[00:57:45]Okay, sure. Boss.

[00:57:48]For the sake of your precious little reputation. Hey, what?

[00:57:53]You seriously don't know why I did that?

[00:57:55]I did that because I can't stand the way those men looked at you.

[00:58:00]The way they touched you, the the way they toyed with you like they own you.

[00:58:05]I would have done much worse if you weren't there watching. I would be arrested for murder.

[00:58:09]So, Royce was jealous. Did my secret crush save me?

[00:58:15]And he's about to kiss me?

[00:58:18]Get new wedge check. Get boyfriend check. Just one thing left to do. Stop thinking about dick. Hey, I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?

[00:58:29]It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear?

[00:58:34]Morning, Dick.

[00:58:37]Double shot of espresso and a mocha frapp with non-fat milk, right?

[00:58:41]You're perfect. Thank you. Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No.

[00:58:52]I'm here to see my girl.

[00:59:00]My coffee.

[00:59:02]Right. Right, sorry.

[00:59:10]>> [laughter] >> Oh my god!

[00:59:15]Mikey, don't you laugh. You're so mean about your girlfriend. All right. All right. All right. I'm sorry. No, babe.

[00:59:21]You You look great.

[00:59:24]My bad. My bad. My My bad.

[00:59:26]>> [laughter] >> Come here.

[00:59:33]Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.

[00:59:37]Let me remake your coffee.

[00:59:45]Right guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but uh no, thanks.

[00:59:52]My god. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a [ __ ] As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah.

[01:00:00]Watch this. Oh, Mikey.

[01:00:03]Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?

[01:00:06]Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex.

[01:00:14]Tasha, [laughter] come on. Oh my god. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?

[01:00:25]So, uh >> [laughter] >> you're a virgin?

[01:00:30]Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.

[01:00:35]>> [laughter] >> Brooke, is it?

[01:00:40]Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic. What? I literally don't even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month. Should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.

[01:00:52]OH MY GOD. WHAT?

[01:00:55]IT WAS JUST CHLAMYDIA.

[01:00:57]SOUNDS LIKE SHE ALREADY DID.

[01:00:59]>> [laughter] >> I I'M REALLY, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.

[01:01:20]He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?

[01:01:26][ __ ] my appointment. I got to go.

[01:01:27]Sorry.

[01:01:33]All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.

[01:01:38]So you got to put this on.

[01:01:40]Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie. He?

[01:01:48]A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?

[01:01:52]This day cannot get any more humiliating.

[01:01:57]Good morning, Miss Tisdale.

[01:02:02]It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist? My gynecologist?

[01:02:23]Don't worry, I'll inform the doctor to be gentle as it's your first.

[01:02:26]Right, my first time. Miss Tisdale, is it? Yes, nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.

[01:02:32]Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already. Grind me.

[01:02:36]I mean, the coffee shop Grind Me.

[01:02:40]Oh no, he remembers me.

[01:02:43]So you were here looking for a prescription for birth control.

[01:02:47]Yes.

[01:02:48]That [ __ ] Yes.

[01:02:51]All right, I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right? I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.

[01:03:00]I will use a condom.

[01:03:03]I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you. Dr. Miller, I'm not sure what you're >> Nurse, can you grab me a speculum, please? Y- Yes, Dr. Miller.

[01:03:12]I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do. I'm ready.

[01:03:16]I think I'm ready.

[01:03:18]Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an [ __ ] but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so. You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped boundaries there. Uh let's get started with the breast exam.

[01:03:32]Breast exam?

[01:03:34]Breast exam? If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.

[01:03:37]>> No, it's I like it. It's fine.

[01:03:44]Uh it's probably easier to lay back.

[01:03:50]It's okay.

[01:03:54]It's okay. Stop thinking about losing your virginity.

[01:03:57]Stop it. Stop.

[01:04:00]My hands are cold. No, they're perfect.

[01:04:03]Stop embarrassing yourself. There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.

[01:04:10]There are no abnormalities.

[01:04:15]Thank you, Luke.

[01:04:17]Dr. Miller.

[01:04:19]That wasn't so bad. Uh Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stirrups for me?

[01:04:27]Okay, yes. I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.

[01:04:35]>> [snorts] >> So, I need you to relax for me.

[01:04:38]All right. You're doing good.

[01:04:42]I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.

[01:04:51]All right.

[01:04:53]I'm going to be [snorts] inserting a speculum.

[01:04:57]I'm going to swab your cervix. I need you to relax for me.

[01:05:04]So, do you like younger women?

[01:05:08]I mean, as your students because you work on campus. No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago actually, and so in my great grandfather's honor, I donate a few hours of my time at the clinic.

[01:05:22]>> Oh, duh. Now he thinks you think he's a creep. Amazing.

[01:05:27]Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs, all right?

[01:05:34]Relax for me. You doing good?

[01:05:36]Oh my gosh.

[01:05:42]All right.

[01:05:44]He [snorts] so noticed. Oh my god.

[01:05:47]>> Everything looks good.

[01:05:49]No abnormalities.

[01:05:50]All right?

[01:05:52]Be right back.

[01:05:59]I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.

[01:06:06]All right, so here's your brick.

[01:06:13]Should I bring it to her in the cafe?

[01:06:16]That'd be awkward.

[01:06:18]And she's my patient.

[01:06:26]Oh, Mike is worth it, Sophie.

[01:06:31]What do I even care?

[01:06:32]>> [snorts] >> Yo, ready to fork over a grand tonight?

[01:06:39]Is that Sophie's boyfriend?

[01:06:45]You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.

[01:06:47]You're dating a nun. She's never going to let you smash. I'm calling it.

[01:06:51]>> Dude, she's low-key a [ __ ] I just can't prove it. Dude, you're sick. What if she doesn't let you hit?

[01:07:03]Yo, that 1,500 is mine. Just keep the cameras rolling.

[01:07:08]>> [laughter] >> Don't get involved, Luke.

[01:07:12]You're just a customer and doctor.

[01:07:16]Hey.

[01:07:17]You need to pay.

[01:07:22][ __ ] My eyes! What the [ __ ] Where's your [ __ ] friend live? I'm calling the cops.

[01:07:28]K- K- K- K- K- K- Avenue, apartment two.

[01:07:31]I need to get to Sophie.

[01:07:38]>> [sighs] >> Lady?

[01:07:58]Nervous?

[01:08:00]Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?

[01:08:08]Nervous?

[01:08:10]I'm a little nervous. Okay.

[01:08:12]Don't be.

[01:08:14]You know my cherries eye pop?

[01:08:16]Nobody did you.

[01:08:20]Dr. Miller.

[01:08:22]Hey, Sophie. Hey.

[01:08:24]My haste was Hey. Hey, Sophie. Hey.

[01:08:31]Hey. Hey, can you hear me? Did you take something?

[01:08:34]Some ground home. Who the [ __ ] invited the [ __ ] Listen up, dumbass. Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you. I could have an Ivy League [ __ ] If you want her, you can have her. I got plenty of [ __ ] to choose from.

[01:08:49]What? What What's so funny? You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother. Says who? You ever study in Miller Hall? Yeah?

[01:08:57]I'm Dr. Luke Miller. My family's the biggest donor to the university since ever.

[01:09:03]That means I got the dean on speed dial.

[01:09:06]Yeah.

[01:09:07]You just pissed your future away, brother. Wait.

[01:09:09]Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

[01:09:10]Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. No. No.

[01:09:11]No.

[01:09:12]And you can let your buddy Jake know, too. No. No. No. Please, can we can WE TALK ABOUT THIS? IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

[01:09:17]>> OH, YOU want to talk?

[01:09:22]Hey.

[01:09:24]Hey, come on.

[01:09:41]She's either really wasted or drugged.

[01:09:43]Either way, it's not good.

[01:09:51]You stole me from my date?

[01:09:54]Who gives you the right, you [ __ ] I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.

[01:10:03]Stop talking to me like you're my dad. I don't have a daddy fetish.

[01:10:14]How much did you have to drink?

[01:10:17]I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with. Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller. Don't call me Dr. Miller. Tell me this, why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?

[01:10:35]I was at the bar.

[01:10:36]All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.

[01:10:48]Wow.

[01:10:51]I'm an idiot.

[01:10:54]No, you're not an idiot.

[01:10:57]First, I can extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.

[01:11:05]And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete [ __ ] I waxed my [ __ ] for that [ __ ] >> [sighs] >> Sorry, Soph.

[01:11:24]Someone clearly wants me. Are you hard right now?