We Watched An Ancient Meme Movie...

Added: 2026-06-01

[00:00:01]There we go. Yeah. Hi. Hi everybody.

[00:00:04]Welcome to Glob.

[00:00:08]Global slob on my knob like corn on the cob.

[00:00:13]This uh was highly requested by eight people. And by eight people, I mean you all did actually say we should watch the movie.

[00:00:20]>> This is a 30inut featurelength film.

[00:00:23]>> All right, let's do it. I hate this already.

[00:00:25]>> I uh >> What is that?

[00:00:27]>> Books. Okay, wait. Should we we should probably read the check out first. I'm so sorry. It's got a booklet and a comic book and the movie. There's so much lore. Uh the making and meaning of Stroinsky and the mysterious house.

[00:00:38]There ain't no way. What? In addition, I really wanted to help promote Scott Cthun's animations. That's the maker of Five Nights at Freddy's, by the way, cuz they had given me such a huge amount of hope and inspiration.

[00:00:49]>> So, The Pilgrim's Progress is Scott Cthon's thing.

[00:00:53]>> We might have to check those out cuz that's awesome. Stravinsky the little mole lived in the land of Ram.

[00:00:59]>> So we've got Mount Agathan. We got the Valley of Elves, which is not uncharted territory. It's unchartered territory.

[00:01:07]You can't take a bus to get there.

[00:01:15]Why? This looks like um those CDROM games that were like learn games when we were kids. I had one that was that like had like a worm fell. I don't know what that game was called, Wormfeller. But it was on it was like a Windows 98 game and it like taught you how to freaking spell and it looked exactly like this.

[00:01:35]>> Strawinsky and the mysterious house. I saw a comment from one of our viewers that said that this essentially the whole point of this was to get kids to read the Bible. So by the end of this we have to establish if we want to read the Bible by the end.

[00:01:53]>> I don't This is the Globgo Gab collab or whatever. Freaking Leato II animated, produced, and directed by David Hutter. We get it. This would be >> I still don't know what that is, and I don't like it. I think I think it's supposed to be a Scottish person, and I don't think that's okay. This would be like Josiah and Thomas making a freaking opening credits to one of our videos, and it's just their names over and over.

[00:02:16]>> Come on, let's go that way.

[00:02:17]>> Club Stop.

[00:02:18]>> Why was that one shot in portrait mode?

[00:02:21]iPhone. What was that? Hold on. Nothing is in focus at all.

[00:02:25]>> Within a short time, the hedgehog and mole had uncovered the buried item. It was a landmine.

[00:02:32]>> It here didn't want it anymore.

[00:02:34]>> You don't believe that, do you?

[00:02:36]>> Ju, Thomas, how do you live?

[00:02:42]>> The front door was open.

[00:02:44]>> Oh my god. Do you have enough lights?

[00:02:46]None of them are lit. And yet, but everything is.

[00:02:49]>> Yes.

[00:02:50]>> What's with you and the books? So, I'd rather go and find the kitchen.

[00:02:53]>> No, let's go to the basement and be quiet. I wonder who lives here.

[00:02:58]>> Maybe the >> Why Why are you jumping right now?

[00:03:01]>> Cuz it's a rabbit.

[00:03:02]>> You didn't travel. You're just I wonder who lives here for no apparent reason, >> man. I wonder who lives here.

[00:03:09]>> The books are near. I can already smell them.

[00:03:13]>> So, this beaver or whatever.

[00:03:15]>> I don't know what you are. That is apparently supposed to be a mole. No, that's a gopher if I've ever seen one.

[00:03:21]>> Yeah. No, that's a gopher. That's not a mole. And >> there they were in a massive basement that looked >> They were in a massive basement.

[00:03:31]>> This feels like um like the early era of AI video essays.

[00:03:34]>> Yeah.

[00:03:35]>> When it wasn't quite good yet. And and none of it's good. Let me preface with that. But what I'm saying is high quality yet. So you'd sit there and and somebody would be reading something and they're like, "Red Dead Redemption 2 is a video game." You're like, "Huh, it's a butt."

[00:03:51]>> MILLIONS OF BOOKS THERE.

[00:03:53]>> OH, read us and you'll what? So the first line is, "Read us and you won't go mad."

[00:04:03]>> Which makes me feel like I'm going insane.

[00:04:08]>> Wow. What a lyrical masterpiece this is.

[00:04:14]Read us and you won't go mad. Read us and you will you will be glad.

[00:04:22]>> Read us and you'll >> you'll be you'll skilled.

[00:04:27]>> These are my friends Harold Kltock and Elbow.

[00:04:30]>> What are you doing in my >> elbow? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?

[00:04:34]THE HOUSE THAT legend does embrace >> to bring her sugar and tea and >> the mysterious also serious house of >> this song kind of goes hard though.

[00:04:53]>> This is fire. Why is this one decently?

[00:04:55]>> Yeah, this song is just good. What the heck?

[00:04:57]>> I want to stay and browse through all the amazing books here.

[00:05:00]>> Yes. Yes. Amazing books. Mindful books.

[00:05:02]You just wanted them to leave.

[00:05:04]>> No, I want to stay here. You can go, Stravinsky.

[00:05:07]>> Does this look normal when you animated this? Just I also blink like this >> myself. I am so >> What? Wait, the whole body is separate from the shoulders >> and my wooden cello heart is warm.

[00:05:27]>> I feel like I need to be high to watch this and enjoy it. Gab >> said the name. She said the name. She said the name. She said the name.

[00:05:35]>> He can change into any shape or form.

[00:05:38]THAT >> from one of the thick the Glob Globe Gab collabs.

[00:05:52]>> Yeah.

[00:05:54]>> His massive body was like a large lump of dough.

[00:05:57]>> That Yeah, we've established that. I feel like with context I still don't understand this.

[00:06:01]>> So he takes knowledge from the books and stores them in his big old lumpy body.

[00:06:06]That's why he's so that's why that's why he is the yeast of thoughts and mind.

[00:06:11]>> The ideas and sentences of the books were his nourishment.

[00:06:15]>> Yeah. See >> slowly his flabby overweight body oozed from the book onto the basement floor.

[00:06:21]>> He's so much louder than everything else. It's like Bane in the Dark Knight Rises. That movie is totally inaudible cuz you've just got Batman just and then Bane just >> until he was sucked into the book with the sound that gave him his name.

[00:06:39]>> That's a dude saying glob glow globe.

[00:06:42]>> Yeah, that's the sound he makes. Glob.

[00:06:44]Nope. It's still a dude saying it. Glob glo. They hired a man somewhere to just be like gub. That was probably just David. Oh, I guess >> my name is Stravinsky and I'm a little mole.

[00:06:57]>> YOU'RE NOT A MOLE.

[00:06:59]>> You are a gopher.

[00:07:00]>> I love books.

[00:07:02]>> Here we go. Here we go.

[00:07:04]>> Treasure.

[00:07:05]>> That's the best song in the movie. I am the glow gabble wobble flavor blah blah blah.

[00:07:12]>> Yeah, what he said. Get with the click, bro. First, two, three, four.

[00:07:17]>> I am the glow blah blah blah.

[00:07:20]>> Eminem's biggest fear. The glove go gab.

[00:07:27]Delightful. Really delightful. I'm the glove. Go gab galab. I love books. And this basement is a true treasure trove.ble globble baby glove bubble gble baby glove. I am the glob.

[00:07:50]Yeah. Heat.

[00:08:03]level.

[00:08:07]I am Simply delicious.

[00:08:45]ble baby.

[00:08:53]>> But is it not really >> the hard cut?

[00:08:57]>> So you read them >> flub but I do not read my dear >> brother just forgot what English was.

[00:09:03]YOU GOT >> YOU'VE got so many books in there in them folds. You got so much thoughts in mind in there you can't even say words.

[00:09:12]He's gone.

[00:09:15]>> I read the book to Microwave Society and I thought it was better.

[00:09:18]>> But not every book is good for your health.

[00:09:20]>> Certainly not. But I'm not.

[00:09:22]>> I see.

[00:09:22]>> What is he a metaphor for?

[00:09:24]>> What I'm assuming is going to happen is he's going to be like, "Well, have you ever read this really cool book called the Bible, and it's going to feed him forever because it's the Bible?" And he's going to be like, "Yeah, now that I've read that, I mean consumed it, I mean read it, I'm going to live forever." And then he's going to eat everything ever and they're going to die. Swabble double kibble swibble swabble.

[00:09:47]>> THERE they are.

[00:09:48]>> Frozen stiff, the three friends sat huddled in a corner.

[00:09:51]>> There they are.

[00:09:52]>> Only the scarlet queen can help now.

[00:09:56]Please.

[00:09:57]>> Okay, queen.

[00:10:02]Send us on your royal throne.

[00:10:11]It's just so important to be careful what you read.

[00:10:13]>> I can transform into any shape or form I like.

[00:10:15]>> And this is what you choose. And the glob globe Gab transformed into a pink elephant.

[00:10:20]>> Are you going to become Jesus? Please become Jesus.

[00:10:26]>> What is happening right now?

[00:10:27]>> Wa. It's an EF3. Let's go.

[00:10:29]>> Collab eventually managed to regain his original shape.

[00:10:32]>> If that's one of his like main abilities, why is he struggling with it so much? original. Nobody ever said he was good at it. They just said he could.

[00:10:40]>> That's all he can do, >> right? But that doesn't mean he's good at it.

[00:10:43]>> You're also affected by the books.

[00:10:45]>> He's been talking about how he's been affected by the books since the first word. He said, "I love books." After he said his name, I'm the Global Gab and I love books.

[00:10:57]>> You really should be careful with what you fill yourself with. Otherwise, you >> Yeah. See, you got to be careful with the kind of content you're consuming.

[00:11:05]Cuz if it's not the Bible, then you're going to die. Only read the Bible.

[00:11:11]>> If you're looking at the instructions on the back of your ramen packet, you're in sin.

[00:11:16]>> Exactly. You are going to hell.

[00:11:18]>> She's coming.

[00:11:19]>> A breathlessly agitated Gulbert Bibra came running into >> what a distressed and somewhat agitated bulb.

[00:11:30]You just have to be careful with what you consume.

[00:11:33]>> But you have said that so many times.

[00:11:35]>> Yeah. Well, we're trying to nail home drill. We're trying to The point is trying to wobble.

[00:11:42]>> We're trying to drive drive the point.

[00:11:45]Not nail it. Not drill it. We're trying to drive it.

[00:11:48]>> Well, drill the point. That works, too.

[00:11:50]I guess trying to like drill at it, you know? We're trying to >> transport the point.

[00:11:53]>> Bang. We're trying to shoot you with the point.

[00:11:55]>> Bam. Bam. Go watch our self-defense video where I get shot in the head. It's an awesome video.

[00:12:00]>> Ah, yes. The Scarlet Queen is coming AND SHE WILL KILL US.

[00:12:05]>> IF the Scarlet Queen comes, then we're all doomed.

[00:12:08]>> That is what he just said. Stop.

[00:12:11]>> Chad GBT, can you make this slightly more verbose?

[00:12:14]>> I'll give my I'll give her my best shot.

[00:12:16]>> So, you want to say if the Scarlet Queen comes that we'll all die? We will all >> that'll be 55 gallons of water. Please.

[00:12:30]>> The Scarlet Queen is very kind. If you trust her, >> go away.

[00:12:37]If you trust her. It really looks like that, too.

[00:12:41]>> She will go to the great Elohim, and he will forgive you.

[00:12:45]>> Great. Elohim. First god mention. Let's go. He is patient and very kind.

[00:12:55]>> There's 8 and 1/2 minutes of this left.

[00:12:57]I feel like we just got to the point I forget really bad.

[00:13:01]>> No, you don't.

[00:13:11]>> I don't want piss in my soul and mind.

[00:13:13]Now I'm even more confused about the angle. Are who are we singing about right now? The Scarlet Queen. Cuz we mentioned Elohim and then we said she like 50 times.

[00:13:22]>> I'm like the Scarlet Queen.

[00:13:23]>> Oh, okay. I was like, what? What are we talking about? She's going to grant piss to your soul and mind.

[00:13:28]>> Thank God.

[00:13:30]>> And here is my old cello.

[00:13:33]>> Never try to make people again. Ever.

[00:13:35]>> It once belonged to me.

[00:13:37]>> It once belonged to me. It once belonged to me.

[00:13:41]>> Played on it the most beautiful melodies I know.

[00:13:44]>> God, Erica Kirk, put them away. I can't wait for 50 unsubscriptions from that joke alone.

[00:13:49]>> How dare you talk about my queen like that.

[00:13:51]>> Stravinsky and the Scarlet Queen went down.

[00:13:54]>> OH MY GOD, WALK FASTER.

[00:13:56]>> They're too deeply immersed in these books. But what's wrong with them? There are books that can captivate you.

[00:14:00]>> There are books that captivate you.

[00:14:03]>> Let me grab one real quick.

[00:14:04]>> This looks really funny.

[00:14:06]>> Let me grab one really fast.

[00:14:08]>> He lost his slender form and became what he is now. Big and fat and slow.

[00:14:11]>> Is this trying to say that reading the wrong books make you fat? If you read secular media, you're going to turn into a big fat piece of >> growing up in the in the the evangelical circles. Yeah.

[00:14:25]>> Um metaphor here is that spiritually when you consume the wrong thing, it's similar to that of gluttony.

[00:14:31]>> Gotcha. So don't read The Hobbit or you'll die.

[00:14:33]>> Uh I was actually reading all of Twilight.

[00:14:36]>> The Scarlet Queen asked them, >> "Do you want to be free?"

[00:14:40]>> The three nodded.

[00:14:42]>> Has my flashlight been on this entire time? That's really fun.

[00:14:45]>> I don't know, but you need to nod with me in a really weird, robotic, and aggressive way.

[00:14:48]>> You have saved us. Thank you. That was very Stravinsky.

[00:14:52]>> That was very Stravinsky.

[00:14:54]>> You always interfere with my plans, but just you wait. Sooner or later, I will defeat great Elohim.

[00:15:03]>> In Pokemon, >> I'm the greatest force of all. I am the greatest force of all. Follow me into everlasting night. Whimpering and whining out of fear and anger, the rat king disappeared.

[00:15:17]>> What? So he just sang about how he's the strongest force known to anything ever.

[00:15:22]And like, yeah, well, I could beat you up. And then left. I'm the greatest force all.

[00:15:28]>> I'm going to be the greatest force over here.

[00:15:31]>> Please be more careful in future.

[00:15:34]>> Please be more careful in future.

[00:15:36]>> Please be more careful in future.

[00:15:38]>> He would live his life entirely for the glory of the great Elohim. then he would be protected from the evil schemes of the rat king.

[00:15:44]>> All right, that was dope. That was superick.

[00:15:48]>> Now I feel the need to consume more to be full.

[00:15:52]>> I think we >> Well, if you guys love Elohim, uh, leave a like on this video, subscribe. Let's get to a million subscribers and watch our what video remotely pertains to this.

[00:16:13]I am the Global the Double Double Soma Doom. You assuming I'm a human.

[00:16:22]What I got to do to get it through to you. I'm a superhuman innovative animator. So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll do to you. I'm devastating more than never demonstrating to give a audience a feeling like it's levitating, never fading. And I know the haters are forever waiting for the day that they could say I fell off. They'll be celebrating.