GARG GOBLINGRILLER

[00:00:06]The goblins are many, too many to be counted.

[00:00:14]The foul man, no, not a man. Foul creature known as Goblin Chim has returned.

[00:00:25]Legions of goblins burn our villages.

[00:00:30]Kill our sons and daughters. They are too many.

[00:00:36]We call upon you now. Oh great champion, the drinker of snail gin, the fist of the paranoid, the gorilla of goblin kind.

[00:01:02]It's time to be bedome go.

[00:01:09]>> The thread of prophecy has been severed.

[00:01:13]Restore the wave of fate or persist in the doomed world you have created.

[00:01:20]>> No, I will stay.

[00:01:34]Thank you for 500,000 subscriptions.

[00:01:40]I will personally beat every single one of you to death. Thank you.

[00:02:04]Oh, thank love.