Packing Pet Treats

Ajouté : 2026-06-01

[00:00:00]have a Windows laptop.

[00:00:03]Can you download a JPEG from the internet?

[00:00:08]>> Is there a way for me to access like like >> porn >> like Windows? Because right now I'm just using the generic notes app for all the 80,000 words I've typed so far. And uh >> you use a Google Docs.

[00:00:25]>> I can log into all Google.

[00:00:28]>> Yes.

[00:00:30]You're the most adorable person I've ever met.

[00:00:32]>> This [ __ ] doesn't know that you can log into Google Docs >> from any computer.

[00:00:39]>> What am I? A scientist? A computer engineer? Some sort of physicist?

[00:00:44]>> I am.

[00:00:46]>> Okay, so wait, hold on. So I can log into our Google Drive >> access Google Docs and Sheets.

[00:00:55]>> Yes.

[00:00:55]>> Okay.

[00:00:58]Yes, you can.

[00:01:02]>> You know, I really didn't think of that as an embarrassing question until >> You're learning so much today.

[00:01:08]>> Until we both started laughing hysterically at my expense.

[00:01:11]>> Oh man.

[00:01:16]Oh man.

[00:01:18]Have you heard of the anime Rooster Fighters, where chickens fight demons?

[00:01:21]>> No.

[00:01:23]I've never heard of Who the hell put my [ __ ] on low power mode? I'mma kill everybody.

[00:01:31]Wait, who?

[00:01:35]>> My wife needs to leave by two for cocktail hour. What the hell?

[00:01:40]>> Yeah. Hey, she told you about that.

[00:01:43]>> She told me about cocktail hour. She said cocktail hour at 4:00 cuz that's a normal time to have a cocktail hour. 2:00 cocktail hour for alcoholic.

[00:01:53]What the hell? Where are my boxes?

[00:01:56]>> Don't forget you have plans on the board.

[00:01:59]>> What? No, I don't.

[00:02:01]>> Yes.

[00:02:03]>> I need boxes.

[00:02:05]>> Which one?

[00:02:06]>> The small ones.

[00:02:07]>> Hold on. Let me >> I need them quickly. And true.

[00:02:11]>> Amazon.

[00:02:12]>> Nope. Except for them to shut down and die.

[00:02:18]>> As much as I agree, that would be a great >> Yeah, that would be extremely inconvenient actually at the Yeah.

[00:02:23]Cocktail hour does not start at 9:00 a.m. That's insane.

[00:02:27]>> Everybody's losing their mind. It's all Mason's fault.

[00:02:32]Mason >> orders.

[00:02:36]>> Yeah. Did I tell you we just brought back your white truck?

[00:02:49]>> Hey, where my tape?

[00:02:50]>> I don't have none of my [ __ ] It's all right there.

[00:02:54]>> Silence >> tape and then Yeah. Uh, hello everybody.

[00:03:04]We hiring diesel mechanics. Uh, not yet.

[00:03:06]Mason, are we hiring diesel mechanics?

[00:03:09]>> Where do you live?

[00:03:11]>> I need your physical address and detail.

[00:03:24]There's money in the computer.

[00:03:30]>> Diesel mechanic guy or lady.

[00:03:33]>> Yeah, don't be a sist or >> it could have been a they them >> [ __ ] Just give me your >> Why are you so racist?

[00:03:43]>> Race based >> race based >> and blood type. Yes.

[00:03:48]>> Yeah. double.

[00:03:49]>> No, I just need your county because if you're a diesel mechanic, this partner over here may just interview you for a farm position.

[00:04:03]>> You show up on time for more than three days.

[00:04:09]>> The bar is in hell.

[00:04:12]>> Yep. Uh I need to set this up on top of something.

[00:04:22]Yeah, it's fantastic.

[00:04:37]Set this up here. Set that up there.

[00:04:43]>> Oh, look. Negroes have arrived.

[00:04:48]>> Two Negroes.

[00:04:50]>> Two wonderful Negroes. Ah. Ah.

[00:04:55]>> I don't have enough space.

[00:05:01]>> What's whose product?

[00:05:05]live watermelon action. No, we destroyed the watermelons and ate them all.

[00:05:09]See what other super chats we have. If you have any super chats, I will I will guarantee to answer your question now that I know how to filter the super chats, which I think I've turned on. Or maybe I didn't. I don't know what I'm doing. Uh live. There we go.

[00:05:23]Literally, just because you and your business are a gem in this day and age.

[00:05:26]Oh, thank you. The 22 race old style. My generation needs some desperate help.

[00:05:29]And I'm I'm trying. I'm doing the best I can.

[00:05:38]>> Daniel, >> what's up, buddy?

[00:05:41]>> I don't know. I just like to yell your name angrily. Makes me happy.

[00:05:44]>> Okay.

[00:05:44]>> Hey, service for you.

[00:05:47]>> It's Black History Month. You are at my service.

[00:05:55]>> All right, time to pack [ __ ] Perfect.

[00:06:04]>> What is it now?

[00:06:26]treat meatball.

[00:06:33]>> So, packing up pet treats, doggy meatballs to cure racism in your dog, not in you. Uh, heart treats, claw treats, dehydrated chicken feet.

[00:06:48]Christ.

[00:07:15]Yes.

[00:07:24]All right, this is 30979.

[00:07:32]Hey, Brandon.

[00:07:34]>> While you over there uh uh uh putting hot sauce all over whatever the hell that is and and just generally being a being a stereotype of yourself, uh you do me a favor and bring me a bunch of them bread cring.

[00:07:46]>> Yes, sir.

[00:07:47]>> I appreciate you.

[00:07:50]>> No, boss. I do not appreciate you. Just do it anyway.

[00:07:59]Uh, probably a whole stack, honestly.

[00:08:03]Can I order anything from New York City?

[00:08:05]Uh, at the moment, uh, pet treats. Uh, so look, this is this is what I'm packing up right here. Uh, the these are pet treats right here that are going into these boxes over here. And, uh, they are they are shipped nationwide as well as merch. Food we cannot ship nationwide yet because we don't have enough of it and we are not logistically set up to do so. But soon and for the rest of your life.

[00:08:26]>> Live on the opposite side of the continent in Canadia. So no snack for me but all. Thank you. I appreciate you.

[00:08:31]This could be you.

[00:08:34]>> Is that 10862?

[00:08:50]>> Look at him. Look at him.

[00:08:54]Look at him.

[00:09:18]>> Yeah, we're going to ship chicken to states like Louisiana or Texas. Yes. Um, at some point, well, not at some point.

[00:09:22]We have to get we probably have to get to the point where we've got about six or so thousand hens and probably 50,000 broilers to be able to ship nationwide without constantly running out of everything and pissing everybody off.

[00:09:36]So, as soon as we do, yes, we will offer uh nationwide shipping. The whole thing was we didn't want uh national sales to cannibalize our ability to feed people locally. Um, so once we get to that point where we can ship nationwide without snatching stuff from local people, then hell yeah.

[00:09:53]>> Possible for likeminded farmers to create an collective nationally so we can order from local farmers and support the cause.

[00:09:59]>> Oh, wait. What did he just say?

[00:10:08]>> You better not make sweet love to my plastic. cleaning up your nasty, creamy, impregnating pancetic spooge off my damn walls.

[00:10:18]>> Why don't you tell the internet about your your lovely story about Oh, yeah.

[00:10:21]Yeah. Go. Yeah. Tell everybody.

[00:10:23]>> That's rated.

[00:10:25]>> So is this is YouTube, not Tik Tok.

[00:10:27]We're not going to get thrown off saying [ __ ] up [ __ ] >> Oh, really?

[00:10:30]>> Yeah. It's real nice.

[00:10:31]>> You can say whatever the hell you want.

[00:10:33]There's no laws on YouTube. You just can't play copyrighted music.

[00:10:37]>> That's it. That's where they draw the line, huh? Yep. That is exactly where they draw the line. Cam just called [ __ ] The hell you want?

[00:10:46]Hold on. One of my one of the delivery drivers calling me for some goddamn reason. I'm going get back to your question about a collective of national farmers. Hold on one second. I got to I'm I'm at I'm at work.

[00:10:57]Just dropped them off heading to Dunes.

[00:10:59]When did he call me? When did he call me? He called me at 10:54.

[00:11:07]Oh yeah, he fine. All right, then.

[00:11:11]You can't get monetized for some language. Oh, well, that's all right. That's what the gifts and the supers are for.

[00:11:19]Uh, anyway, uh, yeah.

[00:11:20]>> Where's the key to the Chevy? King of the Chevy is in the bottom drawer of the >> um that's for for a lot of reasons that honestly might be beyond the scope of a I might do a >> might write an essay about that um because there's I get asked that a lot meatball are from like May back here back in the state.

[00:12:05]Oops. What I missed.

[00:12:08]Do we offer public tours or paid private ones of the farm? Giggity. Uh not at the moment. Uh because we're not we're just not set up for it. uh once we get to the point where we're not growing so fast, we'll have time to set aside to do that.

[00:12:22]But right now, it is a like we don't have time and there's kind of biocurity issues around that bird flu is real.

[00:12:35]>> Look at him. He loves it.

[00:12:44]I'll bet it'd be weird if it wasn't.

[00:12:48]>> You know, considering Christ, >> would you like the fish?

[00:12:56]>> No, I'm good. Cuz I'm going to have Thai lunch later.

[00:13:05]All right. This is order number. Get off. 30981.

[00:13:26]label.

[00:13:33]This weighs 1.8.

[00:13:44]Hell yeah. All done.

[00:13:49]Appreciate y'all. Thank you.

[00:13:52]Thank you for the gifts. Thank you for all that. How crunchy are the chicken feet? I have a thousand-y old master that struggles with super crunchy tough things. Um, it's a good question. I mean, my dog is old. Like, I've got a pitfall mix. It's like 13 years old. She barely has any teeth. She loves them. So, I'm guessing if you got a mastiff, even if it's a soft jog mastiff, they'd be able to handle it.

[00:14:17]All right. Next.

[00:14:20]But yeah, they're uh you know, they're completely dehydrated, but it's not bone, it's cartilage, so it should be manageable.

[00:14:32]Next, heart treat.

[00:14:55]Pig ear is also very good. Hell yeah.

[00:15:00]Thank you, Kate Albrech.

[00:15:03]And I wish you a speedy recovery from your surgery.

[00:15:20]Three, four, nine, eight, four.

[00:15:48]Good. Next.

[00:15:53]>> Appreciate you everybody. You're packing up pet treats.

[00:15:56]Pet treats. I'm waving and we are on orders from May 18th. I'm catching up as fast as I can. Expat in Belgium, do you have merch that will ship here? I don't think so. My book probably does ship to Belgium. Uh, Germany will confiscate the treats. That is correct. Um, yeah, I think the book the book does ship internationally. Um, I'm pretty sure it does to Belgium.

[00:16:21]One quick question, sir. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Uh, strictly speaking, the egg would have come first from an evolutionary perspective.

[00:16:29]I do believe that is the scientific consensus on that issue.

[00:16:34]Oh yeah. And what's happening over here through that window? Uh you notice uh Brandon bent over with his his big ass just all up in the air. Um they're getting ready to load all that stuff out. All those crates right there.

[00:16:46]We use that to collect. Hold on. Let let me show let me show y'all what the hell going on here.

[00:16:53]>> Now see what's going to happen is if y'all contribute enough supers, Brandon can afford a and be able to get his ass off the internet. Look at that thing.

[00:17:01]>> My ass. Yeah, that whole ass. Look at it. You got a belt on.

[00:17:05]>> Hell yeah.

[00:17:06]>> That is a belt.

[00:17:08]>> His belt's defective. Unlike yours, which is missing all together. You're not wearing a belt, are you, boy?

[00:17:14]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:17:15]>> This fine belt right here.

[00:17:16]>> Oh, okay. Stretch.

[00:17:17]>> Oh, yeah. See, that's a senior condom belt right there. You wouldn't know nothing about that.

[00:17:22]>> Yeah, Rich.

[00:17:25]Anyway, uh he's loading up all that [ __ ] into that van. He's going to take over to our farms, uh where he toils day in and day out to to get eggs out out the thing. You going to destroy your back.

[00:17:35]Look, we gonna have to work on I bet his knees don't work. That's what it is.

[00:17:38]Yep. See, >> he's he's never going to get up again.

[00:17:41]>> Material of these denims. You need to get You need to get some 80% on 20 jeggings.

[00:17:49]>> We don't pay him enough for that.

[00:17:51]>> No, they're cheap.

[00:17:53]If you don't stop squatting, just squat.

[00:17:56]>> Never trust a man with skinny jeans.

[00:17:58]These aren't skinn.

[00:17:59]>> I agree.

[00:18:00]>> That is a tapered leg, sir.

[00:18:03]>> I find it offensive.

[00:18:05]>> Oh, yeah. You would be. But anyway, that van goes back to the farm. Uh, our eggs are collected in in those crates right there. There's 10 bajillion of them.

[00:18:14]>> Those are the least tapered jeans a man with no ass can wear.

[00:18:18]>> Yeah, that is correct. Yep.

[00:18:21]Hell yeah. Anyway, >> feels fantastic out here today.

[00:18:26]The humidity's gone down from like 90% to 0% in like two hours.

[00:18:31]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:18:31]>> Yeah, that's crazy. It felt like [ __ ] earlier.

[00:18:35]Anyway, what did I miss? There's a turtle drinking water out of a thing. I don't know what that is, but it probably means money. And I appreciate you. Uh, let's see. Do I have any treats for cats or just dogs? Uh, so cats, hold up. They might be out of stock, so don't don't get mad at me.

[00:18:51]The heart treats good for cats. The >> liver brownies good for cats. I don't think the cats care for the meatballs and they definitely don't care for the claw treats.

[00:19:04]See what else I missed. Sorry, going through the super chats. My girlfriend and I are starting a pig chicken farm in southern Illinois. Uh get rid of the pigs and you'll be so much happier. Uh going to farm some various other things.

[00:19:12]Teas, veggies, fruits, herbs. God damn, y'all going to be busy as hell. Best of luck to you.

[00:19:18]>> What? We need acknowledgement that you are where you need to leave.

[00:19:23]>> Is that my wife?

[00:19:24]>> With your lovely wife.

[00:19:25]>> Give me my wife. See, when my wife can't get a hold of me, she calls Mason.

[00:19:31]>> Hello, darling.

[00:19:31]>> Take these to the girls.

[00:19:33]>> What is that?

[00:19:34]>> Hello, love. Yeah, I heard you going to full alcoholic uh uh happy hour. 2:00.

[00:19:44]You need to leave at 2.

[00:19:51]That's insane. Y'all Irish drink whenever the hell y'all want. Uh, so you need me home by when? You need me home by 2 o'clock? I I will be at home at I will be at home at 2 o'clock because I love you if no other reason.

[00:20:05]Yeah, that's right.

[00:20:08]The pool's not open.

[00:20:10]Why? It It's supposed to open Memorial Day weekend.

[00:20:24]>> I'm not paying my fe.

[00:20:33]>> That is exactly what happened because Yeah, you got like 11 weekends. So, >> all right. All right. Well, yeah, that's fine. Well, let let me get back to work just for you.

[00:20:44]Yeah. No, I love you, too. Yes. And bas Annie says, "Thank you for helping her drink at 2 o'clock in the afternoon."

[00:20:51]>> Of course.

[00:20:52]>> He says, "Of course." Because he is also Irish. But anyway, uh, take good care. I love you. Byebye.

[00:20:59]>> I just found out I'm even more.

[00:21:01]>> Come get your phone. I smell like you now. I got the whole side of my face smelling like Ben Gay and Old Spice.

[00:21:05]>> No, it's got hemp poop on it.

[00:21:06]>> Hemp what? Yeah, my the hen yard is fair.

[00:21:11]>> So hen poop.

[00:21:14]I just found out not >> low >> on this side of my family and I just found out it's you is on the other side.

[00:21:23]>> Huh?

[00:21:24]>> I'm a Scott Irish.

[00:21:25]>> You're Scotch Irish.

[00:21:27]>> Scotch.

[00:21:28]>> Scots Scots Irish.

[00:21:31]>> I don't like >> Scots.

[00:21:33]>> I don't like >> He's Scotch Irish. Look at him looking all >> excited today. So much stuff coming.

[00:21:42]>> Mason's happy because he's about to not be broke. Anyway, let's see. I said you're happy because you're about to not be broke.

[00:21:49]>> Why?

[00:21:50]>> Because everything's coming together.

[00:21:52]>> Yeah, that's right. Anyway, if I got the premium yearly, can I have the eggs delivered to a friend down the road from you? Yes, you can. Um, so if you if you want to buy Can't see my damn face. Uh if you want to buy a subscription or in a if you want to buy a membership uh you can specify whatever shipping address you want as the recipient. So like you can do it as a gift for somebody. Do whatever the hell you want as long as the long as the shipping address where we're going to be sending the stuff to is uh you know somebody in our area.

[00:22:20]Appreciate you. Dark Knight.20 or 20 or whatever that was. All right, let me go back to make sure I ain't miss no super chats. I want nobody shooting my ass and Okay, good. Yeah, I think that's all of it. All right, now I'm going to get back to packing [ __ ] down in Chesapeake, Virginia. Racism light. Is that too far to deliver? Uh, we ship to Chesapeake. Yes, we ship anywhere in Virginia. Uh, except for eggs. We can't ship eggs. Uh, so that one's done. Next.

[00:22:53]Seven. Another heart treat.

[00:22:57]Feel free to send any super chats and gifts and whatnot. I will get to you. I promise. Let's see.

[00:23:10]Hearts.

[00:23:12]Okay. Over.

[00:23:21]Thank you for my flow state gift.

[00:23:24]I can't I can't pack faster. I'm not an Amazon employee. I'm slow as [ __ ] I'm the slowest person in the whole company except for maybe that one guy.

[00:23:35]Yeah, we tried for a little while.

[00:23:46]But all right, this is 30987.

[00:23:53]30987.

[00:24:00]Come on.

[00:24:04]Weigh it. 75.

[00:24:17]Fantastic. All right. What we got here?

[00:24:24]>> Bleach foot.

[00:24:25]>> Damn. All right. Next.

[00:24:38]Got to catch up, y'all. Got to catch up.

[00:24:39]Got to catch up.

[00:24:46]Heart claw meatball.

[00:24:53]I done told y'all that the chicken the the egg came first from an evolutionary perspective. The egg absolutely positively must have come first.

[00:25:05]Of course, the egg probably belonged to something closer to a dinosaur and before that was probably some sort of amoeba or frog egg or whatever we evolved from.

[00:25:17]But the egg absolutely came first.

[00:25:26]All right. 30988.

[00:25:34]>> Well, the reason started watching your shows in other videos. Oh, thank you. I appreciate you uh uh sharing in master 247 order number 30988.

[00:25:52]You can purchase your pet treats at www.blackbirdop.com.

[00:25:57]I can't see 1.7.

[00:26:16]Why it doing it? I hate this [ __ ] thing sometimes. [ __ ] Jesus. All right. Hold on.

[00:26:32]We go here.

[00:26:36]Would you be interested in sharing i.e. teaching poultry raising for farmers in Malawi? I would love to go to Malawi.

[00:26:40]I'd love to go anywhere in Africa.

[00:26:46]I do hear it's hot.

[00:26:48]I don't know how well I do with uh with what you call it, bro. Tell everyone he's black, man. He white as hell with some off-white features. You're going to learn so much today about what happens when interracial people exist. I don't know what rock you live under, but here I am.

[00:27:04]Anyway, uh let's see. Next.

[00:27:08]Six heart treats. Jesus Christ.

[00:27:12]I love how it's 2026 and people are still confused by the existence of a multi-racial people and b think that everybody that's mixed with something is mixed with white cuz my daddy is biscato and my mama is black. I don't know where this white comes from but some of y'all need to get out more.

[00:27:33]You know what I'm saying? Mark Twain said that travel is the perfect antidote to prejudice and stupidity. One, two, wait. Four.

[00:27:44]Wait.

[00:27:46]Six.

[00:27:50]One.

[00:27:52]An eight.

[00:27:54]Did I know that eating chickens actually boosts their egg production by 73.982%?

[00:27:58]Yes, I did. That is the That is the exact amount that it that it Do. You want a job? You know a lot about chickens. Are you me?

[00:28:11]What else I miss? What? What a miss.

[00:28:12]What a miss. What a miss. What a miss.

[00:28:14]What a miss. What a miss. Oh yeah.

[00:28:19]You will never know the answer to what?

[00:28:22]Let's see. Here we are.

[00:28:30]Stacking up.

[00:28:35]One 0. Weigh it.

[00:28:43]Come on.

[00:29:03]Look at that [ __ ] Fantastic.

[00:29:14]Next. Keep on growing. I appreciate you and yes, I will continue to make you laugh as long as I'm funny.

[00:29:22]>> Oh, hey.

[00:29:24]>> Got a customer in here. Don't want him involuntarily online.

[00:29:28]>> Goddamn fly in here.

[00:29:31]>> Hold up line. Bust his ass later.

[00:29:35]Anyway, >> yes, I would love to go to Malawi at some point.

[00:29:46]>> All right, that was back >> claw again.

[00:30:13]Got a got a query coming in from one of my chefs. Have I ever been to Asia? No.

[00:30:17]I would also love to go to Asia.

[00:30:22]Yes, we just got paid. $714.

[00:30:30]Good. We are now slightly less broke.

[00:30:35]Janelle, good luck. Collect every single one of them eggs. Tell them chickens I said stay in line. I see you. Oh, wait.

[00:30:41]Never mind. Uh, let's see.

[00:30:44]Chicken abuse video.

[00:30:52]All right, let's see what I missed.

[00:30:53]Hello, Canada.

[00:30:58]>> All right, heart treats.

[00:31:01]Part three ball.

[00:31:13]>> Hey, your neighbor just stopped by. Took a pretty serious look at the F59.

[00:31:17]>> Of course, the battery was dead. It wouldn't start. Uh, >> but he was he was cool about it. He's thinking about doing a food truck. Um, >> okay. the the uh the black Corvette guy.

[00:31:29]>> Big tall dude. He's a he's a a remodeler.

[00:31:33]>> Okay.

[00:31:34]>> Oh, Kelvin. Oh, my actual neighbor.

[00:31:36]Okay.

[00:31:36]>> Yeah. Like Yeah. He was like, "You work with that Chris and I was like he's right there being an idiot.

[00:31:44]>> He's thinking about doing the damn food truck."

[00:31:45]>> He seemed pretty legitimately interested.

[00:31:49]>> I I you know, I told him we owe 55. We probably take 40. That's fine.

[00:31:57]>> It's better than he'll get anywhere else.

[00:31:59]>> What's that?

[00:31:59]>> That's better than he'll get anywhere else.

[00:32:01]>> Yeah.

[00:32:05]>> Yeah.

[00:32:07]>> Yeah. Yeah. I'll take that.

[00:32:09]>> See, do we put our own own chickens?

[00:32:11]Yes. Uh hold on. We'll show you that in a second.

[00:32:14]Let's see. Uh I twisted the thing because I don't want people who haven't consented to be on the internet to be on the internet because that would be that that would be dirty pool. 30795.

[00:32:36]All right. This one got shipped out already. I didn't even need to pack that one.

[00:32:41]All right. Good.

[00:32:54]that there. All right. Next.

[00:33:15]>> All right. I'm an idiot.

[00:33:19]Hold.

[00:33:22]>> Now we got a rain.

[00:33:43]Yeah. Yeah.

[00:33:47]>> We got here. Yeah. We butcher out our own chickens. I'll show you all that in just a second soon as I get a minute.

[00:33:54]>> Dinosaurs are birds. That is correct.

[00:33:56]And birds are dinosaurs. And they think they are. And so they get That's What else I missed? Uh, let's see. Love my book. Where can I find more information about Skywoman? So, Skywoman is kind of like the collective name that I give to all the media, writing, all that stuff I do. Um, most of that is going to be on Patreon. It's patreon.com skywoman. Um, I usually do like a post a month on there, like usually a long form uh writing about the egg economy, about our business, about stuff going on in the news related to food. Um, mutual aid stuff. I also do uh like a slow release of the audiobook version of my book on Patreon.

[00:35:14]But yeah, that's all on Patreon. That should be in the link in my bio or in the description on the slide.

[00:35:22]>> All right.

[00:35:24]Got a meatball and a heart tree.

[00:35:41]>> Heart treat meatball.

[00:35:44]Thank you. Thank you. What else we got here?

[00:35:51]>> Are we available on the weekends? No, we're not in here on the weekends. No, only fans. I don't have an Only Fans. I have a reverse Only Fans where if you pay me money and I keep my clothes on.

[00:36:01]You don't pay me money, my clothes come off and everyone suffers.

[00:36:20]>> What's that? I I'll take care of that.

[00:36:23]That's the second >> I just talked to them yesterday, >> right?

[00:36:29]>> They said that everything had been moved over and everything was up to date. I would call them just to make sure.

[00:36:34]>> Double check. We're seeing the old accounts get cancelled.

[00:36:37]>> Yeah. Because I went I went to the website yesterday and freaked out because like every policy is canceled.

[00:36:42]The auto policy, the work comp policy, like everything. Yeah.

[00:36:45]>> So, I called what's her name up in a panic. I was like, "What the [ __ ] up?"

[00:36:48]And she was like, "No, it's fine." She pulled all the stuff up, said it was all current. It was fine.

[00:36:53]>> But double share.

[00:36:54]>> Yeah, I will. This this is I posted in Slack or texted you a while back when I talked to them. I got a similar notice and when I called them, they were like, "Wait, is this Chris and personal stuff?"

[00:37:06]>> Yeah, that's what I thought.

[00:37:07]>> And that's when I got the new number.

[00:37:09]>> Yeah.

[00:37:09]>> And then I got then I went in um >> Yeah. I went in like a week ago and paid a bunch of policy policy. like I paid auto paid workers not something else and then like went in a week later and >> and it said it was all canceled. I'm like my money and you can like you got my damn money. I seen the checking account you son [ __ ] >> Yeah. Give him a call. Make sure they're not [ __ ] >> don't have insurance. going to have a bad time.

[00:37:37]>> 1319.

[00:38:01]Mason's got a couple of uh hight touch customers behind him.

[00:38:06]>> Only beans for cats. That is freaking hilarious.

[00:38:16]>> Yeah.

[00:38:18]>> Soon as them leave the double twins over there, uh we're going to show you the processing.

[00:38:28]>> Turn y'all this way. Yeah. There we go.

[00:38:29]That way. this way.

[00:38:31]>> Hell yeah.

[00:38:37]>> Send us Spain. I had a great time in Spain. See 972 Next.

[00:39:11]>> Yeah. One archery.

[00:39:21]>> The amount of boxes we go through. I swear to God.

[00:39:24]>> What's the link for our merch? Go to www.blackbirdcop.com and there will be on our hideous website. There will be a link that says merch. You'll see all of our t-shirts and hats and stickers and all kinds of [ __ ] It ships nationwide.

[00:39:49]>> One heart treat.

[00:39:53]>> All right. Good. Now we going to come over here.

[00:39:57]>> $100 worth of eggs. Thought they were giving you a hard time. Kind of haggle your ass down to death.

[00:40:01]>> Oh, no. They're cool. I was asking much questions.

[00:40:03]>> Hello.

[00:40:04]>> I like questions.

[00:40:04]>> They were They were Greeks, right?

[00:40:06]>> They sounded very Greek.

[00:40:07]>> Or maybe Armenian.

[00:40:08]>> Some sort of Balkan.

[00:40:09]>> Some sort of Balkan.

[00:40:11]>> Let's go with that.

[00:40:11]>> Yeah.

[00:40:12]>> We don't want to We don't want to be hurtful by not overgeneralizing.

[00:40:16]>> Yeah.

[00:40:16]>> Yeah. It's It's best to be as racist as you can be.

[00:40:19]>> No, we're just generally ethnically grouped. And that's kind of safe. I feel safe.

[00:40:24]>> Balkanators.

[00:40:25]>> Balcon.

[00:40:26]>> Yes.

[00:40:27]>> Balcon.

[00:40:28]>> Would you mind giving the people a tour of the kill floor?

[00:40:30]>> Oh yeah. Come on. But sanitize.

[00:40:32]>> I'm going back to the farm.

[00:40:33]>> He's going back to the farm where things make sense.

[00:40:35]>> It's not cute.

[00:40:39]>> All right then. Jesus loud. Get in here.

[00:40:43]>> All right. So, what we >> Oh, look. A shiftless negro on his phone. I can't believe it. And then one hardworking negro wearing all black and another one in a big red Kool-Aid shirt on his damn phone. Anyway, >> working hard.

[00:41:00]You're actually wearing the one no days off shirt. That's hilarious.

[00:41:04]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:41:05]>> That's the business.

[00:41:06]>> What we have here is a pneumatically powered vacuum uh oriented lung.

[00:41:11]>> So, you're just going to do it in random order. You could probably show them the process in in the order that it that you know >> he's going to start out with the most complicated, expensive equipment because that's how he thinks.

[00:41:22]>> What do you mean don't look out here?

[00:41:23]>> I got I got >> Yeah. Some [ __ ] fell over. Look at it.

[00:41:25]>> We got a bad storm.

[00:41:31]Oh yeah.

[00:41:33]>> Who is good as new? Don't worry about that. Okay.

[00:41:37]>> Don't worry about that.

[00:41:39]>> What we have here is a kill cones.

[00:41:41]>> What happens in the kills?

[00:41:42]>> Huh?

[00:41:43]>> What happens in the kill cones?

[00:41:44]>> Well, the chickens voluntarily sacrifice themselves for our benefit. A >> yeah, there's no work done out here.

[00:41:49]>> Oh, so convenient.

[00:41:50]>> Yes. They come ready to dispatch themselves.

[00:41:53]>> Yes. Uh so anyway, the birds are put in here gingerely with care and love. And then actually that's true. Uh often time when I'm dispatching uh the one of the birds, I say a little prayer. Uh >> see you say pray to God you taste good when I put you in my >> No, I do not pray to God.

[00:42:10]>> Who you pray to? Odin, huh? You pray to Odin? Damn, they just laughing their ass off.

[00:42:15]>> Damn.

[00:42:19]>> I pray to Lucifer >> sacrifice. So anyway, told you he was a white devil.

[00:42:23]>> Uh we do a deep single cut to the corateed on one side allowing the heart to pump out the blood at an excessive rate as to which the bird becomes unconscious and senseless uh within uh just a few seconds.

[00:42:37]>> Uh then they finish their um bleeding out within you know 60 to 90 seconds. So this is a lovely carousel of death.

[00:42:44]>> And then uh that blood is then it goes down into an inedible hauling uh vessel uh which has a >> it's just a big ass >> which has a manual siphon in it.

[00:42:52]>> Why you doing the jack off motion for the siphon?

[00:42:55]>> Is it break time?

[00:42:56]>> What do you mean is it break time?

[00:42:57]>> Is it break time?

[00:42:58]>> We get two hours today.

[00:42:59]>> No mother.

[00:43:00]>> Two hour break.

[00:43:01]>> Nothing to do.

[00:43:02]>> There's nothing left to do. Mason's favorite term. Look his neck is getting redder as we speak. Yeah know that. Yeah that's fine. Nothing left. Um fake down at 12:30.

[00:43:17]You see I'm very giving.

[00:43:19]>> Yeah. On camera. He shot them if the camera wasn't on.

[00:43:22]>> Anyway, >> chopped off half their foot like count.

[00:43:24]>> Once their butthole stop pulsing.

[00:43:26]>> God, you're racist.

[00:43:27]>> We take the birds by their feet.

[00:43:29]>> Yes.

[00:43:30]>> And this will likely change here drastically. Uh but we set them on this table.

[00:43:34]>> Yes.

[00:43:36]We then put in this convenient window uh of which then they are >> well now we got to go in here.

[00:43:44]>> You going inside the window of convenience. So the chickens are dead right here and then they pass through this here window where they go into that room over there. Got >> to remove all that stuff.

[00:43:53]>> You don't have to remove all the stuff.

[00:43:54]And as long as people can see it. Let's go in there.

[00:43:58]>> Yep. There he is. Hey, I'm quite sick right now. Your videos are keeping me entertained.

[00:44:03]I'm sorry you're sick. I'm not laughing at you being sick. Um, well, yeah, I'm kind of laughing at you being sick, but you gonna be all right. If that thing go off, if that thing go off one more time, I'mma [ __ ] my ass.

[00:44:13]>> Do you have bronchial irritation?

[00:44:14]>> Do you have bronchial irritation?

[00:44:16]Nobody. M4T.

[00:44:19]>> Oh, >> come with me.

[00:44:20]>> Okay.

[00:44:21]>> Normally, these are stay.

[00:44:25]>> This is very inconvenient for what we're doing.

[00:44:27]>> Yes, >> that's fine Belgian. Anyway, the birds are taken out of this window.

[00:44:34]Oh, the window of convenience.

[00:44:36]>> Of convenience.

[00:44:37]>> Yes.

[00:44:37]>> They are then put into this stall which operates uh at a set point of about roughly uh 1 minute and 20 seconds. Uh timer limit switch time at a temperature.

[00:44:52]You're >> just saying a bunch of words in random order now, ain't you?

[00:44:55]>> At a temperature about Well, I wasn't prepared.

[00:44:59]>> And the temperature of the water is about 145°. We use Dawn as a uh loosening agent uh for the feathers as well.

[00:45:10]>> Once the timer >> dis disengages.

[00:45:14]>> Yes.

[00:45:14]>> We then remove them from the skull. Oh, here it does this.

[00:45:20]>> You're not looking.

[00:45:21]>> Oh, I'm I can't. There it is. It's in reverse.

[00:45:23]>> So, see this spins here. it stops and we pull the unplug because we're doing our post weeks sanitation. So, we sanitize uh before each in the middle uh before lunch and then afterwards and then we do one each uh right after all three kills, which is what these guys are in the middle of now. We sanitize the walk-ins as well as all of our equipment and walls. Uh and then we do it again right before our next three kill cycles. We're very clean. So then these birds are taken out of this collar, put into this plucker. It spins around. There's water and then there's a table here usually, but right now it's a doll. This opens up. This is unplugged again because of the sanitation.

[00:46:10]>> Sanitation.

[00:46:11]>> Uh and they come out onto this table.

[00:46:13]They are then put into a sanitary tote.

[00:46:15]>> Sanitary tote.

[00:46:16]>> Tote is then put onto a table that is here, which is not here due to the egg wash process.

[00:46:23]>> Yeah, that's the egg washer right there.

[00:46:24]That's usually not there.

[00:46:25]>> So then they'll put And there's normally shackles in here on the disvisceration line.

[00:46:30]>> Why aren't the shackles there, Mason?

[00:46:32]>> Huh?

[00:46:32]>> Why aren't the shackles there, Mason?

[00:46:34]>> Because they have to be taken down and uh handwashed and sanitized after every kill and then hung dry until ready for next.

[00:46:43]Prior to which they are dunked once again into a foodg gradede contact sanitizer.

[00:46:47]>> Everything sounds very sanitary. It is crucial to maintain a high level of sanitation uh via sanitation procedures.

[00:46:57]>> How come that one time I saw you drag your balls across the table?

[00:47:00]>> I do put I put my balls on every single item and chicken.

[00:47:05]>> We call that the blessing.

[00:47:06]>> Yes.

[00:47:07]>> Anyway, >> my balls have >> No, let's talk more about his balls.

[00:47:10]>> Strange growths on them from all the raw poultry contact.

[00:47:14]>> Oh, >> anyway, this is our visceration line.

[00:47:17]Ah, >> it is as impressive and complicated as it looks.

[00:47:21]>> How come it's not moving? Oh, now it's moving.

[00:47:24]You can barely see it moving. He operates it at a very slow speed so as not to intimidate and or injure our worker employees.

[00:47:31]>> Yes. So, basically that spins. Uh, the birds that are on this table are then shackled by the feet >> and they come this way. Employee one here takes this hawk gun. This is >> What is a hawk gun, Mason?

[00:47:44]>> A hawk gun is a pneumatic powered Scissors.

[00:47:47]>> That's fantastic. Do you know what the ladies would really like? Point the hawk gun that way and flex your forearm for him.

[00:47:54]>> Which way? Oh, Jesus Christ. You don't know how to do porn at all. Other way, you jackass. See, now I'm a porn director and you suck at it. You can't get your Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm have to know how to do porn. Come here. Come here. I'm going have to stand closer.

[00:48:09]No, even closer. Even closer. And even All right. Right there. Now, you're going to extend the arm a little bit.

[00:48:14]Not too much. All right. Back back the hoses on the >> piss my ass and back up toward me.

[00:48:19]>> Yeah. Back up. Yep. Now, just like that.

[00:48:20]Now, now you going to flex the forearm.

[00:48:22]>> Yeah.

[00:48:22]>> Yeah. Real nice.

[00:48:25]>> Send him a super chat if you want to see more of Mason's giant >> bulbous form.

[00:48:30]>> Yeah.

[00:48:31]>> Anyway.

[00:48:32]>> Anyway. Yeah.

[00:48:33]>> We take them off gun.

[00:48:34]>> Uhhuh.

[00:48:35]>> And this this employee then clips one foot in the head.

[00:48:40]>> One foot in the head.

[00:48:42]>> Yes.

[00:48:42]>> Then due to this wonderful I'm not his boss. He's my business partner.

[00:48:46]>> Weight balance cable.

[00:48:48]>> He's separate but equal.

[00:48:51]>> This weight balance cable then allows this pneumatic hot gun to go up to the ceiling.

[00:48:56]>> So convenient.

[00:48:57]>> Shout out to Jarvis Manufacturing. If you would like to sponsor Blackird Monty. Anyway, >> www.blackbird co. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:49:06]>> Jarvis manufacturing.

[00:49:07]>> Now [ __ ] people. They they sent me a defective goddamn [ __ ] back. Wait, what?

[00:49:11]Oh, am I not allowed to do plugs? Oh, you can do whatever you want. Anyway, then what happens is, all right, we got one foot chopped, the head chopped. The head isn't yanked off because there's a a stubborn little tendon in there that won't quite snip. Uh, and then they take a knife and they manually remove the oil gland as well as the do the crop slit, pull the crap out.

[00:49:34]>> When it comes over to this side, uh, the employee then follows the line and beginsation process where they put >> What's evisceration?

[00:49:43]ation is the removal of guts.

[00:49:46]He puts a slit as it hangs by one foot with headless.

[00:49:51]Puts a slit right above the vent, separates, reaches in, pinches the heart, throws out the guns, separates the hearts and livers, throws the guts. We have these two uh stainless steel evisceration tables.

[00:50:04]>> Somebody just said you are a stallion among mules.

[00:50:09]>> We're going to get you a shirt that says that.

[00:50:11]>> Oh, thank you. Anyway, continue.

[00:50:13]>> Anyway, these two evvisceration tables are on the uh underneath the abyss line here. So, the guts then hit that go through these holes.

[00:50:20]>> There's usually a table right there.

[00:50:21]>> Two tables.

[00:50:22]>> Yeah, two tables. See them two tables with the holes in them? Then they got a hole in the middle of them. Kind of like Mason's shirts.

[00:50:27]>> You bent my goddamn Oh, wait. No, this >> Yeah. Why don't you smash the metal with your hands? That That sound real practical.

[00:50:34]>> This is my brand new emisseration tape.

[00:50:35]>> Not anymore.

[00:50:37]>> Somebody going to get stern talking to >> Mhm.

[00:50:41]>> 600 You can't just smash it back into place.

[00:50:44]Look.

[00:50:44]>> No, I'll smash it.

[00:50:45]>> Oh, look. Yeah. Look. Look how it's bent. Yeah. Look at that. See >> employee malfcence.

[00:50:53]>> Anyway, so >> he can't wait to show those negroes whose boss. Look at him.

[00:50:59]He doesn't know what to say now.

[00:51:00]Sometimes he gets I like to make him uncomfortable on purpose.

[00:51:04]>> I don't get uncomfortable.

[00:51:06]>> Yeah, you do. Look at you. All quiet.

[00:51:09]White. Anyway, >> there then the guts go through these holes into more inedible uh buckets which then get litted once they are full and then transferred off site to be composted. The hearts and livers are separated uh tediously to not burst the gallbladder and then put into a colander so that they strain their juices and they are periodically rinsed.

[00:51:31]Then we come back over to this side.

[00:51:33]Right now this gentleman until we get an employee that sticks is very multiaceted.

[00:51:39]So the bird is now eviscerated coming back around and we need the empty shackles for the birds that have been plucked and scolded in the meantime and are waiting to be shackled. So do you wear a beard neck during this process?

[00:51:51]Somebody has inquired.

[00:51:55]He's going to now show you the personal PPE that he uses. You ain't got to put the damn [ __ ] on, Dr. Beardo. Back to our sanitation processes. We have PVC aprons that cover our entire bodies and they are soaked in overnight in a bleach and sanitized solution >> after each kill. And then they are >> you know if you put on a hood right now you'd look like something super racist. Are you a black one too?

[00:52:21]>> I think you're a cuc clam.

[00:52:23]>> Hold on. I'll be right back.

[00:52:24]>> He's going to go get his cuc clam uniform. Yeah. Yeah. We'll wait. We'll wait right here. In the meantime uh feel free to Hello Norway. feel feel free to send a a super chat and help us not be poor and afford to give uh Mason racial sensitivity training or perhaps a beard net that's actually large enough to do something. It looks like you're just teaagging the beard net.

[00:52:48]>> Well, I I do I do the dispatch process of which I do not wear a beard net.

[00:52:53]>> Yeah, he actually does the killing. You don't need to worry about getting hair on the ditch. Yes, all employees either wear a hat and beardet or a hair net and beard net as well as that apron while on the process floor including this room which is technically not a clean room.

[00:53:06]That's why it's separated by clean room separation. Uh >> also optional a Ku Klux Clan hood.

[00:53:13]>> No, that's not optional.

[00:53:14]>> Are you sure?

[00:53:15]>> Anyway, so this person then takes this hot gun, flips the last foot, takes the freshly eviscerated bird and places them on this table. Oh, how convenient and sanitary.

[00:53:26]>> Very sanitary.

[00:53:27]>> [ __ ] I can't get it straight. Here we go.

[00:53:29]>> Then this employee >> Oh, what's that?

[00:53:31]>> This is a pneumatic powered lung gun manufactured by Jarvis, Inc.

[00:53:36]>> And what you definitely do not do with that is use it on your penis.

[00:53:40]You've done it, haven't you? Look at you. Look at them. I'm guilty.

[00:53:43]>> No, it's much too large.

[00:53:46]>> That's true. All micro penises together.

[00:53:49]Probably couldn't fit inside of that.

[00:53:50]Anyway, the bird is now open at the vent and gutless. Oh, I forgot. The evviscerator also cuts out the [ __ ] >> Yeah, cuts out the [ __ ] >> Uh, and then this operator takes this lung gun.

[00:54:01]>> Norway, keep going.

[00:54:03]>> Removes the lungs and excess blood and guts, etc. >> Here's some more forearm for you.

[00:54:09]>> From each of the birds, >> ladies.

[00:54:12]>> Okay.

[00:54:13]>> And some gentlemen.

[00:54:16]>> We don't want to be heteronormative, Mason. Isn't that right? That is absolutely right.

[00:54:20]>> That is absolutely right.

[00:54:22]>> So then at this stage of the process, >> now what?

[00:54:25]>> Well, this is normally scooted over and there's also all these coil hoses, custom made co Oh, let me I love talking.

[00:54:31]>> Yeah, I know you love talking about the custom the custom ho.

[00:54:34]>> So, these are pretty cool. So, anyone out there who likes to build stuff and whatnot. These are actually pneumatic hoses that have been retrofitted with flare fittings into garden hose fittings uh to fit onto the squeeze powered. Um >> look, you just got $5 for your forearms.

[00:54:50]>> Yeah.

[00:54:54]Anyway, these are really cool.

[00:54:59]>> Did I mention he's short?

[00:55:01]>> I'm not short.

[00:55:02]>> That was the cutest little bunny hop I ever seen in my life.

[00:55:05]>> This is [ __ ] 8 and 1/2 ft down.

[00:55:07]That ain't 8 and 1/2 ft in the air.

[00:55:09]Well, >> look. I can touch it without even leaping it. Look.

[00:55:12]>> No, look. The top is >> cuz I got my super slave top on account of your longitudinal breeding.

[00:55:18]>> Top of this is eight. I just measured.

[00:55:20]Top of this is eight.

[00:55:21]>> No, it ain't.

[00:55:22]>> Yes, it is.

[00:55:23]>> What did you just have to touch to jump to reach >> up here?

[00:55:28]>> It's so short. You're like a mugsy bow and chicken vomiting. What I mean by that is short, fast, and capable.

[00:55:33]>> Anyway, continue. Anyway, we're now over here. Yes. The birds are lungless, eviscerated. They don't have [ __ ] pre glands, or feathers. Feathers, feather picking is primarily done right at at the plucker. I forgot to tell you that's an upgrade to the to the flow this year where by the time they hit the floor, actually it's an upgrade to just the last two kills. No, last one kill.

[00:55:53]Uh we're appropriately staffed.

[00:55:56]>> That sound like a penis joke.

[00:55:57]>> So then the birds are here ready for final inspection. Make sure nobody missed anything. They're deep rinsed internally and externally. uh through the crop and then I've just added to where they need to stick the uh the pressure hose into each thigh leg quarter area >> and then dripped a little bagged twisted put onto those silver tray racks here.

[00:56:21]Yes.

[00:56:21]>> And then once the four trays are up that takes about 20 minutes uh and then they >> what's behind this door and >> then they are moved into again sanitation processes have occurred. So this is all bleach water here. Oh, it's so clean you can eat off the floor even though it looks like a horror movie inside.

[00:56:38]>> The trays are then put onto these metal shelves for the birds to be air chilled.

[00:56:42]Yes.

[00:56:43]>> Uh overnight.

[00:56:44]>> Yeah.

[00:56:45]>> And that is essentially the culmination of our entire kill process.

[00:56:50]>> Mason came up with it all by himself, which is why everybody when you want to succeed at chicken farming as a black man, you find yourself a Klux white to do all the work.

[00:57:00][ __ ] take my sanitary separation [ __ ] show hot pink air compressor hoses.

[00:57:08]>> Where the hot pink air holes?

[00:57:10]>> Literally in the whole we got Oh, I don't know. I don't even work back here.

[00:57:15]>> Yeah, I'm a runaway slave. I don't work on a goddamn hell. I look like Yeah, we got hot pink hoses all over the damn place. He got that just for me cuz he's a pal. Look at him getting all palike.

[00:57:24]Anyway, that is the uh >> African-American.

[00:57:30]They are black.

[00:57:31]>> We have not used >> Anyway, >> that was the uh that was the the slaughter area uh process and and all that good [ __ ] What?

[00:57:46]>> Huh?

[00:57:49]>> Wait, >> what? Oh, I got to see if we got any super chats. What do you mean low light?

[00:57:53]No problem. Get out of here. Uh, let's see. Uh, uh, uh, uh, fan funed.

[00:57:58]>> Look, look, you got a whole bunch of money just for your forearms.

[00:58:03]>> I did?

[00:58:03]>> Yeah.

[00:58:04]>> How do you know?

[00:58:05]>> John C. Peton looking thick, scissoring them birds.

[00:58:09]>> I think they're calling you John C.

[00:58:10]Peton. I don't know.

[00:58:11]>> I want to show y'all. Look what we just toured.

[00:58:13]>> Is this your ass?

[00:58:14]>> No, this is fully set up in operation.

[00:58:17]>> Ah, watch. Turn it around.

[00:58:22]This is 43 seconds of the kill floor in full operation, ready to go. See the shackles, people, and the tables underneath as described.

[00:58:37]This is incredibly boring.

[00:58:43]>> I can feel the engagement decreasing.

[00:58:46]>> How you really disable?

[00:58:49]>> Yeah, I know. It's extremely disorienting.

[00:58:54]>> Yeah, you're going to watch the whole thing. I don't care if it it's not entertaining.

[00:59:01]We worked really hard on this. What do you mean we? I didn't do [ __ ] Anyway, uh let me see what super chats I've missed. Uh see, somebody asked for the link to the merch. I did that one. I have a legitimate question. Do you have plans to incubate your own eggs to raise chickens for slaughter in the future?

[00:59:16]No. Uh no. Corners crossed. We cannot breed those ourselves. and don't want to. That's a whole different line of business, a whole lot of money, whole lot of expertise that we don't have and have no interest in in gaining. Alice Waters radicalized you by being out of touch with poor people. Any advice you would give to a farm-to-table chef to not look like an outofouch honky and still make farm fresh food?

[00:59:38]Uh, I don't I don't feel like that's necessarily a chef's job unless you're like a mutual aid chef, you know. Uh if if you like to cook with super fresh farm to table ingredients, uh I don't think you need to feel any guilt about that. Uh it's just fine. Um you know, just just don't appeal to guilt marketing and just, you know, flex on the fact that you are cooking with the best and that is okay. Let's see what else we got. Uh thanks for the book recommendations on the last stream. Keep making vids and thank you so much. What are your thoughts on Eastern philosophy, Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism? I actually have the Tao DQing on my on my desk that I read every single day. Um, I think Eastern philosophies are fantastic. Oh [ __ ] what did I just miss? Hold, hold, hold. There we are. Let's see what else I miss. Yeah, there's that one. Someone from Norway.

[01:00:34]Chris, do you know anywhere I could get fall off the bone juicy pasture-raised antibiotic and steroid free saline solution not added chicken? Well, I hear there's this place run by these two small penis gentlemen, one beige, one white at www.blackbirdcop.com.

[01:00:54]I hear that they deliver doortodoor in DC, Maryland, and of Virginia.

[01:00:58]>> Well, what if I only wanted it for my dog and I live in Texas?

[01:01:04]Well, then you you could p you you could purchase some some doggy meatballs for for your dog that we would ship all the way to Texas. We unfortunately would not be able to ship fresh meat to Texas because that would be insane >> yet.

[01:01:20]He's as menacingly as he walks away.

[01:01:22]>> Yeah, that's real terrifying.

[01:01:27]>> Anyway, uh let's see what else I missed.

[01:01:29]Uh, more forearm content. Come coming in in a minute.

[01:01:34]Thank you so much. Greetings from Rhode Island. Hello, Rhode Island.

[01:01:38]Should I sell [ __ ] on eggs to the raw milk crowd? No. Uh, because you will get sued and probably kill a child. So, uh, yeah, you don't want to do that. All right, back to the live chat. And, uh, yeah. All right, back to back in these pet treats. Let's see. This is one.

[01:01:56]>> Mason, can you turn the thermostat down?

[01:01:57]I'm super hot.

[01:02:06]>> Oh, yeah.

[01:02:10]All right. This is order number 30966.

[01:02:18]Turn our scale back on.

[01:02:21]30966.

[01:02:25]Going to Nathaniel. Livermore, California.

[01:02:29]Shipping label.

[01:02:34]Shipping label. Excuse me. Point ship.

[01:02:38]Tell James Garfield to pour Dawn on his arm. You're getting called all kinds of different US presidents. You got Ulissiz Grant. Somebody just called you James Garfield. Uh he's the one that got shot and was elected to non-consecutive terms. He was the first president except for except for Donald dumbass Trump to to get elected to non-consecutive terms.

[01:03:00]Yep. James Garfield looked just like you apparently.

[01:03:03]>> Yep. I can either confirm or deny that that is accurate, but I'll take it. 73.

[01:03:10]One.

[01:03:12]>> Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[01:03:16]Especially not if you're eating it like that. You look crazy as hell.

[01:03:35]Hello in Arkansas. Let's see. Uh, what's next? What's next?

[01:03:42]>> No, we need them for pet treats. Pete's more profitable.

[01:03:50]>> Petre much more profitable.

[01:03:55]Then when you have enough money, you can just eat the money. That's what I was taught by capitalism. Here we go.

[01:04:01]>> Hell yeah.

[01:04:03]>> How buttpuckering is an aven flu? And what protections does your business have against an outbreak? Uh it is very butt puckering because uh it can destroy an entire flock in a matter of hours.

[01:04:13]And what do we do? We keep tourists off of our uh we keep tourists off of our farms.

[01:04:20]>> I would like you to come to my $1500.

[01:04:32]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:04:34]>> Fantastic.

[01:04:37]>> Grover Cleveland was the first non-consecutive. That is correct.

[01:04:41]>> Oh. Oh. Grover Cleveland. I always get Grover Cleveland and James Garfield confused.

[01:04:47]All presidents between 1830 and and 1876 look like.

[01:05:07]Yep. It's pretty racist. Let's see. Uh what number is this? 30965.

[01:05:23]965 1.31 all Okay, good. Next. What we got here?

[01:05:49]What's my view on tea farming? Uh, I don't really think I have one because I don't know anything about it.

[01:05:54]How do I really feel about Earl Butts?

[01:05:56]I'm not a fan.

[01:06:06]All right. Claw treat. Heart treat.

[01:06:19]Let me know if I've missed any supers. I don't think I have.

[01:06:27]One call. One.

[01:06:48]Thank you for my gift. Uh, EO Girl2.

[01:06:58]Just over here packaging pet treats trying to catch up.

[01:07:06]30963.

[01:07:21]What we got here?

[01:07:25]White women of social media all look the same because they want to be the same main character. Damn, I showed your videos to my friends and told them you sound like Kron from Ember's New Groove.

[01:07:33]And yeah, that's Patrick Walbertton.

[01:07:36]That's correct. If you ever want a custom hot song, blackbirdc Yeah, hit me up at chrisbird co.com. I still maybe um I might not need one, but we'll we'll see. I don't know at the moment. Did that Jesus [ __ ] ever get back?

[01:07:53]>> I don't know. I got to check my email.

[01:07:56]>> No.

[01:07:57]>> What?

[01:07:58]>> The one in the chat.

[01:07:59]>> Yeah, I know. I told him to email me.

[01:08:00]>> Oh, why did you tell me to email me?

[01:08:05]>> Huh?

[01:08:08]>> What do I look like? Some sort of phone operator?

[01:08:12]>> Mason at blackbird.com.

[01:08:16]>> Mason at blackbird cop.com. Now you're going to get a bunch of titty pigs. How you like me now? No titty pics.

[01:08:22]>> Send all your titty pics to Mason at co Yep.

[01:08:25]>> blackbird co.com.

[01:08:27]>> No, I I >> He is a heavily monogamous and not married man.

[01:08:31]>> Boy, what I need is the diesel mechanic.

[01:08:34]>> What you need is a whole bunch of titty pics.

[01:08:36]>> So many titty picss. It'll blow your mind. Where's >> nothing?

[01:08:41]>> Yep. I'mma send you pictures of my titties.

[01:08:48]>> I'll take my email. No, you ain't.

[01:08:50]>> Yes, I will.

[01:08:51]>> No, you won't. Because you can't figure out the internet.

[01:08:54]>> Jamesarfield.com.

[01:08:57]>> So, James Garfield at blackird.com.

[01:09:01]>> I can't get the towel bomb out. Here we go. I just keep changing my email, but I keep announcing it.

[01:09:09]>> He's really bad at this.

[01:09:12]>> You'll never find mess.

[01:09:19]Oh man. Anyway, did we give our chickens antibiotics or medications? No.

[01:09:26]Mason learned how to use a computer? Uh, he thinks he did.

[01:09:32]>> I can't even write.

[01:09:36]You mean you can't write?

[01:09:41]Got the handwriting of a serial killer.

[01:09:43]Look at it. SOP has retail. Don't Don't even worry about what all that is.

[01:09:49]>> Yep. It's a secret.

[01:10:00]>> One tele, one heartry.

[01:10:03]>> Come here.

[01:10:20]All right, let's see. Put that on top of there. We're going to take our whipped towel bomb. They're going to wrap it up real nice and put it there and stick that there so it don't lose.

[01:10:36]What is in that frame picture on the wall to the left of me?

[01:10:41]right there.

[01:10:44]>> Did Danu's wife do that one? The three chickens right there?

[01:10:50]>> There. There's [ __ ] There's three chickens there. One of my business partner's wife did that one. And then his wife also did the stern [ __ ] And uh Oh, yeah. And then one of one of our Tik Tok fans did that one.

[01:11:12]And then this is the wall of of of the love notes we get from people that we deliver [ __ ] to.

[01:11:18]That's what that is.

[01:11:25]Oh yeah.

[01:11:27]Tallow bomb. It's a it's something you you put it on your you use it to cure ashy necrosis on your elbows, your hands, your ankles, and wherever else is prone to get dry and crackly to maintain your skin health.

[01:11:45]Think the chicken gravy can be best.

[01:11:48]>> Huh? Why do you have two little tweet tweet birds on your All right, Dian.

[01:11:54]All right then.

[01:12:05]All right.

[01:12:07]309 62 going to J Oklahoma.

[01:12:28]One 86 weighs 1.11.

[01:12:41]Hurry up. Okay, good.

[01:12:45]Is that the right one? [ __ ] Think it's the right one.

[01:12:55]Yep. This way, man.

[01:13:13]All right. What else we got here?

[01:13:16]Why do I like to eat my birds? Because I can and they're mine.

[01:13:23]I need to know if you have ever seen the picture of the white boys in the fields where a black man while MLK is smiling as a white trans that is the single funniest thing on the internet. No, I have not seen that. But I have several pictures of the exact same What the hell's going on here in a minute 31?

[01:14:19]All right, we got small box.

[01:14:39]How do I feel about Marcus Garvey?

[01:14:44]Fine.

[01:14:51]Three heart treats. Two claw treats.

[01:15:00]This should have fit in there.

[01:15:06]Two, three.

[01:15:08]Fantastic.

[01:15:21]>> I don't know. They sell a pneumatic picking finger cutter for the ass.

[01:15:28]>> They sell a what?

[01:15:36]>> Hey, you want anything from the show?

[01:15:38]>> Need a gallon of water. Ceu plate.

[01:15:48]>> Oh man.

[01:15:59]Oh, let make sure I didn't miss any supers.

[01:16:03]Yes, I said Ashy Neosis. It It affects nine out of 10 of everybody. Let's see.

[01:16:07]Fan funding. What else is here? Yep, I saw that.

[01:16:14]Oh, I appreciate you, Nick Traini.

[01:16:21]All right. Who's next?

[01:16:25]116.

[01:16:40]All right.

[01:16:45]Okay.

[01:16:48]All right. So, that's all the old ones.

[01:16:51]Now, we get to move on to the newer orders.

[01:16:56]Thank you so much. Appreciate you, Chris B.

[01:17:06]Hello, Texas. The egg came first.

[01:17:10]I can't copyright the claim on what is it now. That would be wrong. Do I sell Taliban? Yes.

[01:17:16]And the Taliban ships nationwide. Uh, let's see. Orders.

[01:17:21]Petri orders.

[01:17:24]And we're going to scroll, scroll, scroll.

[01:17:27]Holy [ __ ] We are behind.

[01:17:31]Way behind.

[01:17:40]You got orers going all the way back to the 18th.

[01:17:47]Several more before that. Let's see what else.

[01:17:59]Holy crap, dude.

[01:18:04]All right, we're going to start with this one.

[01:18:09]One liver.

[01:18:22]All right.

[01:18:25]Do you ever tease some of your chickens with my kids just for fun or when I'm bored? Uh, no. The uh so the farms aren't at my house, so getting there just to do that would be kind of inconvenient.

[01:18:37]But uh back when I was actively doing a lot of the farming myself, we used to use the chickens to distract the kids for hours.

[01:19:48]All right, let's see.

[01:19:55]Well, they have I been surprised by the YouTube success. Yes, that was extremely unexpected and uh yeah, nobody prepares you for that.

[01:20:16]So, we are managing as best we can. Uh, create shipping label. I say create 102.

[01:20:38]Not at the moment. No.

[01:20:41]Uh, what we're working on over here is, uh, we're shipping pet treats. We are like way behind on getting these out.

[01:20:48]Um, so I am over here just trying to catch up and holling at y'all at the same time.

[01:20:53]Hello, coming Georgia.

[01:20:56]How much do you think YouTube has done for or against my business? It's done nothing against my business. Nothing but good things for my business.

[01:21:03]The revenue from YouTube, I'm able to use that to capitalize investors. It's real nice. Thank you so much, Alex Drip.

[01:21:13]Uh, okay, that one's done. Let's see who's next.

[01:21:19]Done.

[01:21:23]Uh, 12.5. I got a little bit of time left.

[01:21:30]Come on. Come on. 1111.

[01:21:38]Uh, no. We don't hatch our own hands.

[01:21:40]No, no, no, no. That is very uh specialized uh kind of thing.

[01:21:51]Battery orders back a little further. Make sure we didn't miss nobody. What is all this?

[01:22:08]That's done. That's not good.

[01:22:13]Back this one.

[01:22:26]Okay.

[01:22:34]Got something that like way way way behind it. Somehow just got missed. I'm going have to write my bad noises on these.

[01:22:46]Thank you so much that guy Ty 89 don't have a dog so my brother will have to do for some dog treat since I live too far. Thank you so much. Appreciate you chariot of chariots. Give me one second. I got to now. Why did you turn off paper on you?

[01:23:49]I heard of the livestock conservancy.

[01:23:50]Yes. Thank you so much. Let's see. Uh, hell yeah.

[01:23:59]Tips on raising barns. Never done it.

[01:24:02]Blackbird cop.com. Yes.

[01:24:10]Okay. I don't want to do it.

[01:24:16]Two 9129.

[01:24:21]Shipping label in Virginia. We're in West Morland County. Tips on feeding foxes. Get lots of chickens and then don't fence them.

[01:24:34]Thank you for my goat trophy.

[01:24:37]How much tips do you have to make everyone in video have a fake mustache?

[01:24:40]I have no idea.

[01:24:44]People ask the darnest question. 1.9 1.9.

[01:24:52]Come on. By label. Good.

[01:24:58]What else we got here? How long before we be able to ship to West Virginia?

[01:25:01]Probably a year or two.

[01:25:03]You said that small farms should work together instead of competing. Do you think a PMA would be the right structure? What is a PMA?

[01:25:11]I don't know if I know what that is.

[01:25:13]Thank you. Uh Wendy Smith.

[01:25:16]Uh no, not that one.

[01:25:23]>> Petry oldest stupid country.

[01:25:32]>> You see playing chess, not check.

[01:25:45]Yeah.

[01:25:48]Membership agreement. Um I mean I don't even know what a private membership agreement is. I mean >> I don't know like get getting small farms to cooperate is a like I I should do like a whole long form video of like what my issue you're effectively talking about kind of a co-op I guess. um having like lots of small independent farms working together and trying to like coordinate on marketing and buying and stuff like that. It sounds great in theory. Uh it tends to fall apart.

[01:26:22]Um for like new first generation farmers, small farms, they work well for like established conventional farmers uh for reasons that I can explain when I do another video. But um >> so I don't know like >> the amount energy and things like that that get wasted trying to keep small farms small instead of getting people to coordinate unify like a fist instead of five figures. Um like they're never going to be able to compete against a business like mine. Um and There's a lot of reasons for that. I'll I'll try to expand on that um in another video later.

[01:27:12]>> Do I miss MIT? No, it was hot. I didn't like Massachusetts that much. Um I'm a southern boy.

[01:27:21]>> God help us all. Uh let's see. Kyle, what's his name? That's done >> here.

[01:27:54]Do I plan to write another book uh at some point? Yeah.

[01:27:59]>> Are we trying to get to where we can ship all over the country? Yes. Um but first we need enough production where we're not running out locally. We don't want to go national at the expense of our local people.

[01:28:20]2956 >> shipping label.

[01:28:28]>> Show us my bookshelf. So, >> my dad's library is not at my house.

[01:28:33]I've got some of it. I've got like a couple hundred books of his, but um I don't have all of them. But yeah, at some point I will try to remember to do that. 1.0 01 >> mother >> ship to Eastern Carolina. Uh Pets and Merch. Yes.

[01:29:00]>> Um that one's done.

[01:29:08]That one's done.

[01:29:10]That one's done.

[01:29:12]That's too many. Let's go back here.

[01:29:14]Here orders.

[01:29:20]Scroll back.

[01:29:23]Scroll back.

[01:29:37]Those are all done. Miss this one somehow. One doggy meatball.

[01:29:43]Blackbird Book Club. Say that 10 times fast.

[01:29:47]How much does that chicken hut weigh?

[01:29:48]Uh, it weighs a couple of tons. It's heavy.

[01:29:54]It's heavier than it looks.

[01:30:00]Have we considered motorizing them? Not really. Uh, just because of the way our fields are set up.

[01:30:06]Um, like we can't really do the pasture bird thing. Like the pasture bird model can't really scale because they need like giant flat square open expanses. Uh we don't have those here in Virginia. We got too many hills, too many corners, too many like you actually you need people to do that stuff.

[01:30:37]>> Yeah. Chrisfield. Yeah, we're right across the B now.

[01:30:39]>> Uhhuh.

[01:30:54]Thank you so much. Let me look up here.

[01:30:55]Make sure I didn't miss any super chats, y'all. It's my bad.

[01:30:59]What else we got here?

[01:31:02]Yep. Didn't miss nothing. Okay, good.

[01:31:06]Appreciate everybody that sent gifts.

[01:31:07]sent supers and whatnot helps me keep the business in our control. 305 303 53 one pound even shipping label.

[01:31:32]>> All right. One pound even purchase.

[01:31:50]>> Got your orders.

[01:31:52]3035353 30353 pet treats.

[01:32:03]wouldn't be super difficult to make a GPS topological reference in turn to a giant robot would save time and labor.

[01:32:07]Eh, probably, but also um there's something to be said for losing the human element of having somebody there looking after like you can't do robot animal husbandry. Like you need somebody there making sure that they're okay. Uh checking for weather. Like there's there's so many things that are up in the air. Um, no. We we kind of always want we want people involved in the agriculture.

[01:32:32]>> We like to automate like we automate things where it's like it's brutal on your body. So, we'll automate things like butchery, um, repetitive motion stuff, stuff that gives people carpal tunnel, stuff that keeps you standing on your feet 12 hours a day, like >> that kind of stuff you want to automate.

[01:32:46]Um, but just automating everything just for the sake of efficiency and margin, all that [ __ ] like no. Um, we're not going to do that. Uh, you suggest fine, [ __ ] Here we go. Huh? Do we ship to California? We ship pet treats to California. We ship M to California. We do not yet, but we will ship uh food to California.

[01:33:09]How often do I hear I look like a hodge all the time? Because apparently all light-skinned people look alike.

[01:33:16]>> Let's see. 108 102.

[01:33:20]That was 30353.

[01:33:23]All right. Caught up there. What the hell is this? That's in transit. That's out for delivery. Okay, perfect. [ __ ] Go back.

[01:33:32]Okay, this 0962. Okay.

[01:33:39]Have any clever ways to mentally dissociate the meat on your plate from the living cute creature you were just enjoying time with of? And honestly, uh, I mean, at this point, I have slaughtered tens and tens of thousands of chickens.

[01:33:52]Uh, so it doesn't really bother me. Um, but when you have smaller flocks, I mean, it's it's just something you got to square up with. It's not easy.

[01:34:07]All right. All right. So, now we're on to relatively recent orders. We're back to May 18th.

[01:34:15]Let's see if I can catch up.

[01:34:22]I got about an hour left where I got to get out of here. Uh, let's see. Tele bomb and heart treat.

[01:34:50]Yeah. Hey, buddy.

[01:34:53]>> Hey, buddy.

[01:34:56]Stick your ass in here. Stick you in here.

[01:35:00]Make sure don't smash.

[01:35:15]the website.

[01:35:16]>> Yeah, I put this on the website immediately.

[01:35:21]>> Uh, I'll have to look at it.

[01:35:25]>> I'll help you right now. People of the world.

[01:35:28]>> People of the world.

[01:35:30]>> We offered headquarters.

[01:35:31]>> Here he come.

[01:35:33]>> Said here he comes.

[01:35:34]>> Who?

[01:35:34]>> You.

[01:35:35]>> No.

[01:35:35]>> Yes.

[01:35:36]>> No.

[01:35:36]>> Yes. 30962.

[01:35:39]>> Yes.

[01:35:41]>> No. Yes, >> it's www.bird.

[01:35:51]>> I'm sorry. I was cleaning the ear wax out of my nuts. What did you just say that website was?

[01:36:03]>> No, that's biz. I'll show you.

[01:36:10]Where am I from? DC.

[01:36:13]>> Uh, hurry up.

[01:36:25]>> Okay, next.

[01:36:27]Done.

[01:36:29]962.

[01:36:33]Okay, good. We are now on May 19th. Look at that.

[01:36:38]Steady progress.

[01:36:40]How far west do we ship? Pet treats go everywhere in the United States. So even heavi they will go there. Food we only ship to DC, Maryland, Virginia.

[01:36:52]>> Thank you for my flow state. What?

[01:36:54]>> How much space you got in the van tomorrow?

[01:36:57]>> Very little cuz we got to send uh we got to send out 4 P.

[01:37:03]>> We got to send out.

[01:37:04]>> Yeah, we got to send out 4 P. It's been two weeks.

[01:37:09]It been two week.

[01:37:14]Yeah, that's right. We're extremely successful. so successful that you can't even remember our giant order that goes out every two weeks because it feels like just yesterday that more giant orders that I have procured for our business have gone out because I am the greatest salesman in several universes that the universe has ever seen in the universe.

[01:37:38]You are humbled and and and humbled, no belt.

[01:37:49]Anyway, thank you for my goat trophy. Still going to figure out what that is.

[01:37:59]I miss any supers. Want to make sure I ain't miss no supers.

[01:38:05]Nope. Good. Okay, let's see. uh live.

[01:38:12]How did Mason and I meet? Mason applied for a job as a Mason. Do you want to tell the good people the story of how we met?

[01:38:23]>> You see, the year was 1876.

[01:38:27]I had just won the war.

[01:38:33]>> Yes, times were hard.

[01:38:37]I need a so I'm saying I'm I'm trying to play a soaking farewell while you sit there with your foot in your dick sing your story times were hard >> we were even harder >> what were we talking about >> I honestly don't remember what I came to tell >> they want to know how we met >> oh yes the year was 1876 the war was over and times were I was looking for a job to support my family of 17.

[01:39:10]>> Yes, half of the mad dysentery, the other half had Rick.

[01:39:14]I stumbled across a website in 187.

[01:39:18]>> It was new to the time. It was very new.

[01:39:23]It was called Indeed.

[01:39:25]>> There's a job for a farm hand just down your way.

[01:39:29]Anyway, I applied.

[01:39:32]He said, "What experience do you have?"

[01:39:34]I said, "Very."

[01:39:36]He said, "Okay, I'll give you a shot."

[01:39:39]Dressed in my finest attire.

[01:39:41]Horse and carriage down yawned away. And he put me to work. You see, my good looks, charm, intelligent, general intellect, speed, and fury of the job is what first turned him on to me. But what struck him most was my ability to remain so humble and modest during my trying times of interviewing with Christopher Newman.

[01:40:07]>> And I've been working on the railroad.

[01:40:13]>> That's going back to work.

[01:40:14]>> Yep. That's one of his captain blacks.

[01:40:15]Look, the racism just came right out of him like a >> several months later.

[01:40:20]toil and determination.

[01:40:23]Chris said, "Hey, part of a co-op." I said, "Of course."

[01:40:29]>> Several weeks later, I purchased a farm.

[01:40:34]I texted Chris and said, "Hey, I just bought a farm." He replied, "Wh a a a mini paragraphs with the letter A exclamation point."

[01:40:49]I then sent him photographs of said farm and we've been busy partners. No, >> it wasn't months later until we actually signed this paper.

[01:40:59]After many transactions of large quantities of money passed between me, himself, and Dan. Uh, >> yes.

[01:41:10]Fast forward to now. We're widely successful >> and the blacks are free.

[01:41:16]Except for that one. You stop laughing, boy. Get back to work.

[01:41:21]>> That's not a negro spiritual. You You're supposed to go, >> huh? It is I did.

[01:41:28]>> You're not qualified to work on a railroad. Anyway, that's how we met. I have no idea what he said because I was trying to remember a soaking farewell.

[01:41:36]Anyway, all right. Let's see. Uh, next. This is 310 >> 17. Hell yeah.

[01:41:46]Pretty sure we did.

[01:41:48]>> I'm pretty sure.

[01:41:49]>> Chris, >> what do you want?

[01:41:51]>> I forgot. We have to >> I don't have to do [ __ ] >> We have to organize a complicated thing.

[01:41:55]>> I don't want to organize a complicated thing.

[01:41:57]>> It's for Jia.

[01:41:58]>> Who's that? She sounds black. If she's a black woman, I'll do it for her. If she's anybody else, [ __ ] her. What are you doing?

[01:42:05]>> She is a black.

[01:42:06]>> Is she inside the thing?

[01:42:07]>> No.

[01:42:08]>> Did you put a black woman in my freezer?

[01:42:10]I'll kill you.

[01:42:13]>> Jesus, he's so racist. I'm gonna say that Civil War music again.

[01:42:16]>> How do I charge?

[01:42:19]>> Huh?

[01:42:19]>> How do you charge a customer that hasn't placed an order?

[01:42:22]>> You have to create a draft order on the website.

[01:42:25]>> I think you can figure it out. I have faith in you, but not in them pants because them things is coming.

[01:42:31]>> I don't have a belt.

[01:42:32]>> You can afford a belt, Mason.

[01:42:40]>> Oh god, my body.

[01:42:42]How keen are y'all on drop in visitors?

[01:42:44]They come in here all the damn time. But let's see. Who's that? Okay, good. Next.

[01:42:50]27.54.

[01:43:01]Come on.

[01:43:04]Purchase a label, idiot.

[01:43:08]I hate this thing.

[01:43:11]Are we hiring? Uh, not at the moment.

[01:43:13]>> Yes, we literally are, >> huh?

[01:43:17]>> We are hiring.

[01:43:20]>> Correction, we are.

[01:43:25]>> That's true. We're hiring for like three people, are we?

[01:43:29]I'm good at business.

[01:43:30]>> No, we're definitely hiring one and we might be hiring two. We haven't discuss >> correction. We are hiring several people.

[01:43:46]I don't know what's going on here. I don't even work here.

[01:43:50]All right, let's see who's next. Oh [ __ ] it's the wrong one. Okay, good.

[01:43:54]Next. I said next.

[01:43:57]One claw treat.

[01:44:00]Still on May 19th.

[01:44:04]We do make chicken sausage. Where do you get an application? I don't know, Mason.

[01:44:07]Where do we get an application?

[01:44:10]Where do you live?

[01:44:12]>> Where do you live is what he's saying.

[01:44:15]>> You don't live in Richmond or counties.

[01:44:24]>> You don't want to import cheap labor from the internet.

[01:44:29]If you're local enough to know what the Bayside Conorium local workforce Virginia State Company business in Warsaw is, go there.

[01:44:40]>> I don't know what that is. And I live right here.

[01:44:42]>> Facebook or Instagram or the the consortium website consortium.

[01:44:48]>> I don't I think it's consortium.

[01:44:52]>> I als But the problem is I also sold not on the website.

[01:44:57]>> What?

[01:44:57]>> I sold Denver's I don't know how to draft that.

[01:45:02]>> It's on the website.

[01:45:04]>> Members?

[01:45:04]>> Yes. Just in the members only section.

[01:45:06]>> Yeah. When you No, no, no. Don't do it through the website. You go into admin.

[01:45:10]You go to admin.

[01:45:11]>> You said website.

[01:45:12]>> Yeah, website. I mean admin. I mean the admin website. Why would I tell you go to retail website? That's crazy.

[01:45:18]>> You go to the order. You click on drafts and menu. You do draft order.

[01:45:24]>> God damn it. Show me what's in the uh right now. I'll do it for you. No, I got it.

[01:45:29]>> Are you sure?

[01:45:30]>> You don't look like you got it. You look like a Civil War general that traveled through time.

[01:45:34]>> Now you're in front of a computer, confused and racist. Huh? There it is.

[01:45:52]>> I don't know what I'm doing.

[01:45:59]You're just going to wind up sending her a dickpick. Watch, jackass. See one, let's see. 0.93.93.

[01:46:06]Thank you everybody for the supers and the and the what you call it and the gifts and the other things to help me avoid poverty. See? Uh, buy shipping.

[01:46:16]Good. Done. Next.

[01:46:22]Hello from New Orleans.

[01:46:26]No, I've never been to New Orleans. I would love to go to New Orleans.

[01:46:33]>> 30% of the country. Confused, racist, and in front of a computer. That is correct. All right, let's see. Uh, done.

[01:46:41]Next.

[01:46:45]Meatball and a coffee.

[01:46:57]All right, 12:51, y'all. It's been real.

[01:46:59]Uh, I got to go into turbo mode to actually get through all this [ __ ] Uh, we will see y'all uh uh later. Be good.

[01:47:06]Be well. And oh, hold up before I before I leave. Let's see if I missed any super chats. I don't want to leave nobody hanging. Hello, Christian Montana. Thank you for pointing out how much rural America sucks as a boomer scop. That is correct. And I think that's the only one I missed. I appreciate y'all and uh where's this damn thing?

[01:47:28]And I will see y'all next time. Uh bye-bye.