Humans on the Menu 🫣 | The Clockwork Droids: Highlights | Doctor Who

Ajouté : 2026-05-12

[00:00:03]Okay, that's scary.

[00:00:04]>> You're scared of a broken clock?

[00:00:06]>> Just a bit scared? Yeah, just a little tiny bit. Cuz you see, if this clock's broken and it's the only clock in the room then what's that?

[00:00:21]Cuz you see that's not a clock.

[00:00:24]You can tell by the resonance. Too big.

[00:00:29]Six feet, I'd say.

[00:00:32]Size of a man.

[00:00:34]>> What is it?

[00:00:36]>> Now, let's think. If you were a thing that ticked and you were hiding in someone's bedroom, first thing you do, break the clock. No one notices the sound of one clock ticking. But two, you might start to wonder if you're really alone.

[00:00:53]Stay on the bed, right in the middle.

[00:00:55]Don't put your hands or feet over the edge.

[00:01:22]Renette, don't look around.

[00:01:27]You stay exactly where you are.

[00:01:33]>> Ever heard of the Daleks?

[00:01:35]Remember them? They had a name for our friend. They had myths about him and a name. They called him THE >> They could have They called him the four more.

[00:01:52]I could have spread my wings and done a th Have you met the French?

[00:01:58]>> My god, they know how to party.

[00:02:01]>> Oh, look at what the cat dragged in. The oncoming storm.

[00:02:05]>> You sound just like your mother.

[00:02:06]>> What have you been doing? Where have you been?

[00:02:08]>> Well, among other things, I think I just invented the banana der a couple of centuries earlier.

[00:02:14]>> Do you know they've never even seen a banana before? Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good. Oh, brilliant.

[00:02:24]It's you.

[00:02:26]You're my favorite. You are. You are the best. You know why? Cuz you're so thick.

[00:02:33]You're Mr. Thick thick thickety thick face from thick town. Thickenia.

[00:02:39]And so's your dad.

[00:02:57]Doctor, >> we must go. No one is coming to help us.

[00:03:10]>> You are complete. You will come.

[00:03:22]You found it. Then they knew I was coming. They blocked it off.

[00:03:26]>> Where are we going?

[00:03:27]>> The teleport has limited range. We must have proximity to the time portal.

[00:03:31]>> Your words mean nothing. You are nothing.

[00:03:41]I have made a decision and my decision is no. I shall not be going with you today. I have seen your world and I have no desire to set foot there again.

[00:03:53]>> We do not require your feet.

[00:04:06]You think I fear you, but I do not fear you even now.

[00:04:11]You are merely the nightmare of my childhood, the monster from under my bed. And if my nightmare can return to plague me, then rest assured, so will yours.

[00:04:55]Madam Pompador, you look younger every day. What the hell is going on?

[00:05:01]>> Oh, this is my lover, the king of France.

[00:05:05]>> Yeah, well, I'm the lord of time.

[00:05:11]And I'm here to fix the clock.

[00:05:15]>> Forget it. It's over for you and for me.

[00:05:21]Talk about seven years bad luck.

[00:05:25]Try 3,000.

[00:05:32]>> You will tell us where the other one is.

[00:05:34]>> Nope.

[00:05:35]>> You will be destroyed.

[00:05:36]>> Destroy me then. And if you don't, then I'm not going to believe a single threat you make from now on.

[00:05:44]Of course, if if I'm dead, then I can't tell you where the other one went. And you need to keep this place down here a secret, don't you?

[00:05:55]Never start with your final sanction.

[00:05:57]You got nowhere to go but backwards.

[00:06:04]>> Humans feel pain.

[00:06:06]>> Bigger threat to smaller threat. See what I mean? Backwards.

[00:06:11]>> The information can be extracted by means of your suffering.

[00:06:15]>> Oh, you're trying to scare me. Oh, cuz I'm already bloody terrified of dying.

[00:06:20]And I'll endure a lot of pain for a very long time before I give up the information that's keeping me alive. How long have you got?

[00:06:36]All you can offer me is my life. What you can't do is threaten it. You can negotiate.

[00:06:43]Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. I am crying and it's just because I am very frightened of you. If you know anything about human beings, that means you you're in a lot of trouble.

[00:06:58]>> We will not negotiate.

[00:07:00]>> You are a broom.

[00:07:04]>> Question. You take a broom, you replace the handle, and then later you replace the brush.

[00:07:11]And you do that over and over again. Is it still the same broom? Answer. No, of course it isn't. But you can still sweep the floor, which is not strictly relevant. Skip that last part. You have replaced every piece of yourself, mechanical and organic, time and time again. There's not a trace of the original you left. You probably can't even remember where you got that face from.

[00:07:41]It cannot end.

[00:07:44]It has to. You know it does. But there's only one way on.

[00:07:48]>> Self-destruction is against my basic program. Murder is against mine.

[00:08:04]>> I'm Missy.

[00:08:06]You made it. I hope my boyfriend wasn't too mean to you.

[00:08:13]boy friend.

[00:08:14]>> Now, did he push you out of that thing or did you fall? Couldn't really tell.

[00:08:20]He can be very mean sometimes.

[00:08:23]Except to me, of course, because he loves me so much.

[00:08:28]I do like his new accent, though. Think I might keep it.

[00:08:35]>> Where am I?

[00:08:38]>> Where do you think you are? Look around you. You've made it. The promised land paradise.

[00:08:49]Welcome to heaven.

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