FUNNY Instagram Comments #35

Added: 2026-05-18

[00:00:01][music] [music] [music] [music] >> Damn, [screaming] Drew.

[00:00:43]>> [music] [music] >> Here from Anaheim, cash out on two pendants. Diamonds. And World Star Bling. Did it right. Did it right over here at World Star Bling. Cash out.

[00:01:04]>> [music] [music] >> Big up.

[00:01:20]Big up.

[00:01:21]Big big up.

[00:01:22]Big up.

[00:01:23]Small up, big up, hands up.

[00:01:25]Small up, big up, hands up.

[00:01:27]All right, freeze.

[00:01:34]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> 1 2 3 >> [music] [music] >> Milton, are you mad at me?

[00:02:36]Milton Milton Milton Milton Milton Milton Milton Milton Milton Milton Milton Milton Milton Milton >> [music] >> Let me see. Didn't I tell you I wanted I give it up. You don't want nothing.

[00:03:33][ __ ] HEY!

[00:03:34]>> [screaming] [laughter] >> HELLO, LET ME TELL YOU.

[00:03:43]>> [music] >> YEAH. GET ON YOUR YEAH, PERFECT.

[00:03:56]GOOD.

[00:03:57]NICE.

[00:04:04]>> [music] [music] >> It's 2026. Have whatever body you want, right? But as a man, if you don't eat yourself to the point where you got a fat ass, you got to do something about it. You can't be walking around with childbearing hips, my [ __ ] >> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> That's my good girl.

[00:05:11]Keep going for me.

[00:05:20]>> [music] >> My collar's blue and my neck is red.

[00:05:29]I've been a working like a dog just to keep my family fed.

[00:05:34]Living off energy drink.

[00:05:37]>> [music] [music] >> Do you have someone you're interested in? I do not.

[00:05:55]It's been 3 years since my girlfriend dumped me.

[00:05:58]It was my first time in love and I haven't gotten over it.

[00:06:01]Want to meet one of my friends? Yeah, I'll pass.

[00:06:06]>> [music] >> Right up under that tree and I felt you nibbling and boom, set the hook on your ass. And you fighting like a [ __ ] Look at that.

[00:06:25]Got you across the top of the water like >> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> No.

[00:08:21]>> Oh my goodness, Valentine.

[00:08:23]>> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:08:24]No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:08:25]No. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:08:25]>> That is not the shot at that moment.

[00:08:28]>> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:08:29]No. No. No. No.

[00:08:31]No.

[00:08:51]>> [music] >> I thought I was stronger than that.

[00:09:25]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Most people think the brushes on the sides of escalators are there to clean your shoes, but if you stand very close, they are actually designed to annoy you.

[00:10:28]In reality, the most dangerous part of an escal- >> [music] >> In honor of your birthday, dear [music] Thomas Tran, but don't be surprised if I make a little rule-breaking move.

[00:10:51]>> [music] >> Consider this my little gift to you.

[00:10:58]>> [bell] [music] [bell] >> You ain't done got a damn thing, you know, boy.

[00:11:08]What flavor is that, boy? Cherry.

[00:11:09]Strawberry, not no damn cherry. I am.

[00:11:18]Let me show you one more time.

[00:11:26]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> WOO! [screaming] GO! OH, NO. NO. NO. NO.

[00:13:19]NO. NO. WHAT? NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

[00:13:23]NO. NO. NO. NO.

[00:13:26]>> [music] [music] >> Who let the dogs out?

[00:13:43]>> [sighs] >> Okay. Thank you.

[00:13:47]We need a game plan.

[00:13:54]>> [music]