Mystery Jersey Decides Which Football Team We Watch (Worldwide)

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]This mystery football shirt is going to decide the football experience that we travel to watch. Yes, inside is a shirt from a team at any level in any country in the world, anywhere outside of Europe. It has to be a country outside of Europe, meaning we're in for a long flight. And also, we've got the best tourist attraction, a hotel. We'll also be exclusively the local cuisine, too.

[00:00:19]15,000 likes, and we'll do this in space.

[00:00:22]>> You guys ready?

[00:00:24]>> Let's do this.

[00:00:24]>> Welcome to Away Days. Three, two, one.

[00:00:31]I really, really, really messed up. That is class.

[00:00:37]>> That is unreal.

[00:00:39]>> Wow. Really?

[00:00:40]>> What a shirt. China.

[00:00:43]That is unbelievable. That is >> That is sick.

[00:00:46]>> I knew we were going to China for about a week.

[00:00:50]>> Good. They had to tell me because of like getting to that country to contact and be able to contact outside the country.

[00:00:56]>> Like they told me a week ago that we were going to China.

[00:00:59]>> Yeah.

[00:00:59]>> Um so I they told me of everything what the top or was it to cuz you had to they had to let me know to get the tickets for the game >> and also the everything to do with it.

[00:01:08]>> You've got no you got no >> luggage. Are we not going to China?

[00:01:12]>> You're going to China. You guys are going to China. They wouldn't they didn't renew my passport.

[00:01:16]>> What the context doesn't know I lost my passport 2 days ago. No. I thought you went to Wales and got it renewed.

[00:01:22]>> They didn't do it. They said it would take seven days.

[00:01:25]>> Oh my god.

[00:01:26]>> You guys are still going. We should not go without me. We're not going to go without you and you're still without you. Are you mental?

[00:01:33]>> I don't want you guys to suffer for my idiocy of losing a passport.

[00:01:36]>> You would suffer with that. I >> booked the day off to go to the Heathrow.

[00:01:41]>> Where did you lose it?

[00:01:43]>> In a taxi.

[00:01:44]>> Oh, you I'm not where you haven't. You've booked. Wait. We >> Ellis, we can't go to China without you.

[00:01:52]>> We can't. They've booked us to go to China. We can't not go. You can't not go. Oh, we want to go. Well, I want to go.

[00:02:00]>> But we can't leave a pig behind. Surely.

[00:02:03]>> We have to go to China as a free. That's like a bucket list trip.

[00:02:07]>> We cannot go.

[00:02:08]>> I mean, you guys went to Japan without me, but >> And Argentina.

[00:02:11]>> Yeah, twice.

[00:02:12]>> That was pre pig era.

[00:02:13]>> Have you got your driver's license?

[00:02:15]>> Yeah, it's in the back of my phone always. Can we not fly to somewhere in the UK >> from Heathro?

[00:02:22]>> I'm pretty sure you can, but >> with a driver's license.

[00:02:24]>> I think you can with just a driver's license.

[00:02:26]>> I haven't got any clothes.

[00:02:29]>> I've not got a toothbrush. I've not got a toothpaste.

[00:02:31]>> That's fine. I will go and look if there's any flights. It is now it's 5 on a Friday. The chance of a Heathro terminal 5 as well flight to anywhere in the UK is going to be very slim. I'll be back on just your driving license. That isn't possible. Give me I don't know.

[00:02:49]>> Just go. Give me a minute.

[00:02:55]>> There is somewhere we can go.

[00:02:57]>> Where?

[00:02:58]>> I booked us four flight tickets for a country that leaves in 2 hours and 4 minutes.

[00:03:04]>> So, it's not a complete waste of Let's do it.

[00:03:06]>> Well, they let me on the flight with just a driving license.

[00:03:09]>> What are we going to do with these?

[00:03:10]>> Well, this is actually good for me. This is my t-shirt. My spare t-shirt. We could have gone to I mean could change our mind. We could change our mind.

[00:03:27]>> There's been a lot of things we've done together. I am in awe at you two for choosing to not go to China. I mean, >> we still can.

[00:03:36]>> You still could. Your flight to China doesn't leave for another 3 hours and 18 minutes.

[00:03:41]>> You still could go. I just want to say that I know >> I just I love you both. Thank you.

[00:03:47]>> Cheers.

[00:03:48]>> Piggies till I die.

[00:03:50]>> Pigs till I die.

[00:03:51]>> Piggies. This is like a smoothie.

[00:03:53]>> And look, you get fruit with it as well.

[00:03:56]>> That's one of my five day.

[00:03:57]>> Saving that for dessert.

[00:03:58]>> I've taken it upon myself. By the way, I've booked us accommodation. I booked us a restaurant when we land. And I want us to have the best time we can possibly have where we're going.

[00:04:06]>> Wow.

[00:04:07]>> And I want to I want to it to be a fun time.

[00:04:09]>> Are you going to spoil us? If people want to see the pigs in China, 15,000 likes and I will still go ahead and book that trip for us to do a video in China.

[00:04:18]>> All right.

[00:04:18]>> Yeah, I like that.

[00:04:19]>> See if that's something we get the likes.

[00:04:26]>> When we do nights out, usually on away days, we tend to be in bed by 11:00 if we're being candid. Sometimes by 10:00.

[00:04:34]No, >> the place we're going, you could argue the tourist attraction there is going out.

[00:04:39]>> Okay. So, it is only half six and I'm stood in the airport with a buzz ball. It's not a good look.

[00:04:46]>> We're off to Belfast.

[00:04:48]>> That's good. That's good. That is good.

[00:04:50]We will have a really good night in Belfast.

[00:04:52]>> And it's got the same first two letters as Beijing. So, we're kind of going to the same place. Beijing's 10 hours. This is only one. So, there we go. Easier again.

[00:05:01]>> I'm through.

[00:05:03]>> It works with a driving license. By the way, >> some people hate the UK. I love it. So, and it loves you. That's going to end up on a reform marketing thing, isn't it?

[00:05:15]>> Quick, get me in shock.

[00:05:26]>> Do you kind of wish we were going to China? Not having a go.

[00:05:30]>> Do you kind of wish we were going to China?

[00:05:32]>> So do I. How did you lose it again? You just left it in the taxi.

[00:05:36]>> In a taxi.

[00:05:38]After a rough start, at last we were finally making it to Belfast. Vibes were up. However, at this point, things really, really went wrong.

[00:05:48]The plane isn't landing and it's too windy to land. I think it's not funny.

[00:06:04]I'm so happy I had another bus. This is just our luck. Away those goers again.

[00:06:10]We wouldn't have even took off yet for China.

[00:06:13]And now we've not landed it.

[00:06:17]I'm so happy I had a buzz cuz I don't realize the severity of it right now cuz I'm tipsy. But this is >> uh we may have to live. So uh thanks for your patience for that.

[00:06:42]He's going to take the drink out.

[00:07:14]Uh the weather did prove a little bit too much there in Belfast for now. Uh we're currently direct uh diverting to uh Presip uh where Brooks are on the ground. I'll give you some more information and we'll make further arrangement.

[00:07:28]>> Where's that?

[00:07:29]>> Scotland.

[00:07:30]>> Scotland.

[00:07:32]>> Scotland at the moment is to head to Preswick.

[00:07:39]As to what happens when we get there, I'm not quite sure. I can ask you just now just to please stay in your seats with your seat belts fastened but most of the questions that you probably have for me at the moment. I genuinely don't know the answers to and I don't want you to hurt just telling lies for the sake of it. So if we all just stay in our seats keep your seat belts fastened and as soon as we get to press when I get any information I promise I'll come round have a chat to you all.

[00:08:11]>> I'm going to be sick. We're in Scotland.

[00:08:15]>> So, here we are at the moment. Uh, we're just formulating a plan now um to uh get to you to Belfast. Um, that's going to take us uh uh another sort of 10 to 20 minutes. This is a cargo airport and there's no ground staff to get us off the flight.

[00:08:32]>> So, we might just be waiting here and then going back to Belfast.

[00:08:37]>> But, we can't land in Belfast.

[00:08:39]>> What are they going to do? Just take the weather isn't going to suddenly get I don't know why I'm getting angry at you.

[00:08:43]Get better.

[00:08:44]>> Well, because you'd be in Beijing if it wasn't for me.

[00:08:48]>> I'm scared of flying as it is, but I can't I can't do it. I'm pigeons. If we was on a pigeon right now, mate, >> we are heading back to Heathro.

[00:08:58]So, I know this is probably not what any one of you wanted to hear. Um, but there is no way that we are going to get into Belfast this evening.

[00:09:08]So, as I said, >> should have just not lost the passport.

[00:09:12]>> But it's kind of on me this one.

[00:09:14]>> We are heading back to London Heathro.

[00:09:19]>> You know what? It's about time someone said it. It's about time someone said it. This is all this fault. I'm sick of him.

[00:09:26]>> I didn't cause a storm.

[00:09:27]>> He didn't cause a storm. But losing his passport and costing us a trip to China.

[00:09:31]Yes, that was his fault.

[00:09:40]been sat here for an hour now.

[00:09:45]>> This is so such a pushover letting him play your Switch. By the way, we should have gone to China.

[00:09:50]>> You should have just gone to China.

[00:09:52]>> Yeah, I agree. I would have been home in bed.

[00:09:53]>> What a spiteful nasty thing to say. I could have been home in bed. Making it about you. No. Yeah, you could be in China having a wonderful time is why we should have gone to China. Not cuz you could have been in China. You wouldn't be in China yet. You'd only be about an hour in the air.

[00:10:07]>> No water. Can they just hand up some waters? There's no air con in here. It's boiling.

[00:10:12]>> Is that my fault as well?

[00:10:14]>> You could ask. Yeah, you could ask.

[00:10:16]>> Can you put Can you install air kind of?

[00:10:18]>> Yeah, we've had enough time to.

[00:10:19]>> If we're going to be like that, you pick these seats.

[00:10:23]>> I didn't. So true.

[00:10:26]>> That's so true.

[00:10:27]>> You booked these. It's really annoying that he That's my water, by the way. I'm not on record that is my water that I threw at him in a rage.

[00:10:37]>> This is all this fault. I'm sick of him.

[00:10:40]>> What if this is all like one big bit and I've set this whole facade up and they're about to go, "Welcome to your Air China flight and then we go to Beijing like that." What if I wouldn't speak to you for a year? Fingers crossed. I cannot believe he's in the I cannot believe it.

[00:11:08]We're rationing.

[00:11:09]>> They have this whole menu of food. Can they not just do us a bit?

[00:11:13]>> I don't really get it. They're like, we're having to ration the water. It's like you got a ham hot baguette.

[00:11:18]>> We looked at uh going back to Heathrow, but it is closed. And we've looked at the other options. um Belfast International and also Dublin, but the weather is very similar uh to uh what it was in Belfast. Uh so the decision has been made to night stop here in uh PreWick and arrangements are being made by British Airways now to arrange for your transport and accommodation uh this evening and then further arrangements are going to be made to get you to uh Belfast tomorrow.

[00:11:55]Uh so just like to apologize. Um I want to go >> our flight home from Belfast is tomorrow delay and this isn't on me.

[00:12:06]>> I am really sorry obviously. It's all right. It's not your fault.

[00:12:11]>> I don't feel great about this situation.

[00:12:15]Understandably, I think you guys are annoyed at me and I don't really have a leg to stand on here.

[00:12:21]>> You didn't mean to. You didn't mean to lose your passport. You didn't mean to.

[00:12:25]>> The amount of times we get people be like >> accuse us of fixing things. We don't have to cuz our reality is so bleak. The worst case scenario was we were going to have a fun weekend in Belfast instead of going to China.

[00:12:37]>> Yeah.

[00:12:38]>> And now we're at a cargo airport in Glasgow and it's midnight.

[00:12:46]>> When I head was under the hoodie, did I hear you say that you'd booked a penthouse with five bedrooms?

[00:12:51]Yeah, I had done that. And there's actually an image in the screen right now. I'd got them to do your birthday balloons and everything >> for your 30th.

[00:12:59]>> Why is that made me emotional? It's not my 30th. It's not even close to being my 30th. But it's >> Do you know another more annoying creative probably stand up and get everyone to sing happy birthday to you right now? If you do that, I'm going to have a breakdown.

[00:13:14]>> Okay, let's stay together.

[00:13:17]Pigs on three. Three. Two.

[00:13:21]Why has it got to be there?

[00:13:24]>> Cuz we love it there. That's our home now, ain't it, boy?

[00:13:39]>> Is the plan is to have you removed from the aircraft in the next 15 to 20 minutes.

[00:13:45]>> Said that was an hour ago.

[00:13:47]>> I've also was 20 minutes. that we're exactly in the same boat as you are. Um feel rest assured that if I know anything I will >> now told that we can disembark the aircraft and get you into the terminal.

[00:14:09]>> They're not letting me take my bag by the way. So my suitcase is just in the plane going back to Belfast.

[00:14:17]my shirt on my suitcase. Onward travel uh to Belfast tomorrow.

[00:14:23]>> Welcome to Beijing. This is >> If you ever find that passport, do not tell me. What is the logic of not letting me have my bag back if I'm not getting on the plane home? My bloody suitcase is going to Belfast. I've got no clothes, no toothbrush.

[00:14:39]>> Welcome to the club.

[00:14:41]>> Right, Ben, have you got You must have packed for 3 days. Yeah, >> we're wearing Gibby's pants tomorrow.

[00:14:47]Let you wear my >> It's like walking down the burnabout.

[00:14:54]What is going on? How have they got so chipper as well all of a sudden?

[00:14:59]>> I'm sure I'll laugh about this when I watch the edit, but right now this is one of the bleakest days of my life.

[00:15:05]>> And there's been so many bleak ones.

[00:15:12]We're just going to be stuck here for hours now, aren't we?

[00:15:15]>> This is now home.

[00:15:16]>> Three different times we were told we disembark in this flight in 15 minutes.

[00:15:19]We were on that landed flight for 2 hours and 45 minutes just on the runway.

[00:15:26]We genuinely are at a point now where we could have got to like Africa from London by the time we've left 20 midnight.

[00:15:36]>> What's being said, the women in the high viz shockingly has no answers.

[00:15:43]Just ditch the high viz if you don't know answers.

[00:15:45]>> A high viz does does imply you've got some sort of knowledge. Ben's booked us a taxi. I booked us a hotel when we first landed and then they said we're going to Heathro so I tried to cancel it but it didn't cancel it. So I hope the hotel still lets us stay. If this hotel doesn't let us stay here, we're here at our hotel which I think is fine for us to stay in. People are on reception. I just want to sleep and we can make a plan of action for what game we're in some in air in Glasgow.

[00:16:18]>> Looks a lovely hotel. Thank you.

[00:16:21]>> At this point, there isn't a what do we do? So, it's just like we have they have to let us check in. So, >> all right.

[00:16:27]>> Go.

[00:16:28]>> Come on. Come on people. Good pigs.

[00:16:30]>> We have such little luggage.

[00:16:33]>> The good news, >> we have room keys.

[00:16:36]>> The bad news, our only food source within 5 miles is this vending machine, >> which requires coins.

[00:16:46]>> Should we just get to bed?

[00:16:47]>> Yeah, >> we're resetting the morning. Plan of action.

[00:16:51]>> It's not much, but it's home.

[00:16:53]>> Sure. It's a bed and it's not in the sky.

[00:16:56]>> I'm I I am >> It's not your fault. I'm sorry, guys.

[00:16:59]>> Yeah, not your fault.

[00:17:00]>> Objectively, it is my fault, but we're being candid or >> only the start. You didn't.

[00:17:04]>> Yeah, that part >> of course the trauma in the plane or the >> lack of food or the >> constant.

[00:17:13]If this bed is comfy, then I think everything has forgiven.

[00:17:16]>> Ready?

[00:17:16]>> I think it's for you to say really.

[00:17:20]>> That sounds so painful.

[00:17:25]>> Cheers. We are the boys, aren't we?

[00:17:28]>> The pigs.

[00:17:29]>> Pink or blue?

[00:17:32]>> Pink, baby. For the pigs.

[00:17:34]>> We don't have toothpaste. Ben, do you have toothpaste in your bag >> for me? Yeah.

[00:17:39]>> Okay. Dry brush tonight.

[00:17:42]>> Did you Did you just hear that?

[00:17:47]>> You guys have this room now.

[00:17:58]Ben's trying to book a taxi. Um, breakfast start it runs from 7:00 till 9:00 here. We didn't get to sleep till 2:00 a.m. I've made a plan of action, guys. By the way, we are in Scotland and in I can bring China to you.

[00:18:17]I have no idea what that means other than you're going to try and like cook us a chowine and I really don't want that. Before we go any further in this mess of a video, you might have noticed mystery boxes said away days on them.

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[00:19:07]How are you?

[00:19:08]>> Good. Good. Yesterday morning we thought we were going to Beijing, but I lost my passport.

[00:19:14]>> Oh no.

[00:19:14]>> So then we tried to go to Belfast and then our flight got redirected to here. So now we're here. We've gone from London to hopefully Beijing to then Belfast and then being directed to Air in Scotland.

[00:19:27]Sorry, >> that is quite a journey.

[00:19:29]>> That is a >> We're in Glasgow.

[00:19:43]>> Welcome.

[00:19:44]>> Freezing.

[00:19:45]>> Freezing cold. I have got somewhere around the corner I want to show you.

[00:19:49]>> Okay.

[00:19:50]>> Trying to bring things back. Trying to lift the mood.

[00:19:53]>> Come on.

[00:19:54]>> 24 hours ago.

[00:19:56]Thought we were going to Beijing.

[00:20:01]>> What was the Beijing tourist attraction going to be?

[00:20:05]>> Well, it's China, isn't it?

[00:20:08]>> So, the Great Wall.

[00:20:09]>> No. No. We were going to see a wonder of the world. That's bucket list, Ellis.

[00:20:16]>> Oh, mate. Off. It's not my fault we've ended up in Glasgow in fairness.

[00:20:20]>> Uh, >> kind of. Okay. The domino effect. The butterfly effect. Yeah. You've not even got your shirt.

[00:20:26]>> Yeah, my shirt's in my suitcase, which I'm not getting back. Let's just be honest. I've lost all my clothes.

[00:20:33]>> You've got nothing. You've got nothing.

[00:20:35]>> I've got this.

[00:20:37]>> We don't even know what's in that. It's just ominously rolling around.

[00:20:41]>> I can't believe you.

[00:20:42]>> See, we're all laughing, guys. We're all laughing the Great Wall of China. If I will, we will go to China if you care that much about China. You never mentioned it before. If I know you like China so much and I moved you there. Go on. Go on.

[00:20:57]>> So scary.

[00:20:57]>> Ben, let me down.

[00:20:59]>> No.

[00:20:59]>> No.

[00:21:00]>> You brought us here.

[00:21:01]>> You've done this yourself.

[00:21:03]>> Yeah.

[00:21:04]>> You can stay there.

[00:21:06]>> I'm not moving.

[00:21:08]>> Well, we just stay here all day, do we?

[00:21:10]On the rusty seesaw. Look at the slider.

[00:21:12]The slider is like Chernobyl.

[00:21:14]>> It's going to be all right.

[00:21:20]>> Let me down. I'm going to No, I'm going to Go and have it then.

[00:21:25]>> You come near me, mate. It goes over.

[00:21:28]Come near me. Come near me and it goes over. You made a hike joke.

[00:21:34]>> Oh, Ellis, don't do that. You >> Why does that make me a >> Cuz it's a monkey slide. You're acting like a bloody job, mate. Oh, look at me so kooky on the kids slide. Go on. Go down it then in the wet. But there's wet at the bottom.

[00:21:48]>> Go on then.

[00:21:49]>> D mate. I'm too fat at the sides. I'm stuck on the sides. I'm like sausage being pulsed for a skin.

[00:21:55]>> Come on, sausage.

[00:21:57]There you go. That look really fun.

[00:22:01]>> I think this might be the lowest of vibes I've ever been on an a day video, by the way.

[00:22:04]>> Quite possibly. I don't think a coffee is going to sort this.

[00:22:08]>> We thought we were going to Beijing.

[00:22:10]That objectively is funny thinking we're going to go to Beijing and then if you just look just pan around Nile and show where we ended up.

[00:22:20]Where the are you taking us? Where are you? Where could you possibly be taking us? Just >> that brings China to us or whatever the weird thing you said.

[00:22:31]>> Chinatown, Glasgow.

[00:22:34]>> Where is it?

[00:22:36]>> There.

[00:22:37]>> It's not a town.

[00:22:38]>> It's open. We should go in and have a look.

[00:22:40]>> Glasgow is a nice city where we could actually do nice things. Why >> you >> That's cool. Thank you.

[00:22:50]>> That's cool, mate.

[00:22:51]>> I'll be honest. When I saw Chinatown, I thought it was going to be like more >> like the London one.

[00:22:56]>> Yeah.

[00:22:56]>> Yeah.

[00:22:56]>> But like we've got this.

[00:22:58]>> Stop saying it. We've got this. It's 27° in Beijing right now. I'm trying my best.

[00:23:07]>> Are you I feel like you've just Googled >> China in Glasgow and then this has come up and we've gone there.

[00:23:16]That is what you've done. And that is genuinely what you've done.

[00:23:34]>> Weird.

[00:23:35]>> I imagine when it's bustling, this is all right, though. But it's just not bustling.

[00:23:40]>> I'll be honest. My plan was that we'd go for lunch at a Chinese restaurant and you'd guys would be like, "Oh, at least you've done that."

[00:23:49]>> This is like a map on Call of Duty. But >> a lot of them say just Monday to Friday.

[00:23:55]>> And the one thing that's open is the Chinese bakery and that's cash only.

[00:24:01]>> This is alltime lower way days. I think >> because sometimes things happen and we're like, "Oh, that's funny. That's good for content." This has just been an objectively 24 hours and it's completely my fault. Belfast we were all excited for. Be honest.

[00:24:15]>> Yeah. No, I was.

[00:24:16]>> And I really do appreciate you guys committing to being part of this. I'm How much do you regret it now?

[00:24:21]>> Not at all, mate. We're together.

[00:24:24]>> Camera's over there.

[00:24:25]>> Not at all, mate. We're together.

[00:24:27]>> So ridiculous.

[00:24:32]>> Well, we've had a coffee.

[00:24:35]>> Just gone to the toilet. I think we should say it is a bit bleak. However, he give us the choice.

[00:24:43]>> I still stand by our choice. I'd rather be here having a laugh as a free.

[00:24:49]>> Yeah.

[00:24:50]>> Than him missing out on ch. We're still going to go to China. Hope we get to go as a free. So, I stand by our decision.

[00:24:56]>> I think he feels terrible. He does.

[00:24:58]>> Yeah. No, I know. I've lost two pairs of AirPods this month.

[00:25:02]>> I've actually lost my passport before.

[00:25:03]It happens. Yeah, but Yeah, but that hasn't affected >> No, it's really, you know, it's a trip to China.

[00:25:10]>> Yes. Do we even know what game we're going to?

[00:25:12]>> Yeah. No. No.

[00:25:14]>> He hasn't been in the movie.

[00:25:15]>> I wish I had my China top to be involved. That is annoying. I feel like I look disheveled. I don't have my diffuser and my curl cream. The comments will be all over that.

[00:25:23]>> What is either of them?

[00:25:24]>> I'm wearing the same pants. I'm in the same socks. That'll be three days.

[00:25:29]>> And you still look great.

[00:25:30]>> The the rough look suits you, >> does it?

[00:25:32]>> Yeah. Really does. You got do something about it. Huh?

[00:25:45]>> When's he coming back then?

[00:25:47]>> I did come a little bit.

[00:25:48]>> Huh?

[00:25:49]>> What?

[00:25:50]>> I still feel horrible. There's no way of making this any better, but there is a Chinese restaurant and I've booked it.

[00:25:57]>> Listen, mate. Oh, that's >> I feel like in a way we are in Beijing.

[00:26:03]>> In what way?

[00:26:04]>> Chinese restaurant.

[00:26:06]>> Okay, >> that's literally the only way. Thank you.

[00:26:08]>> It's okay. It's all okay.

[00:26:10]>> It's all okay.

[00:26:11]>> Let's get lunch.

[00:26:12]>> I just can't stop worrying about my suitcase. That is really on my mind.

[00:26:16]>> Yeah.

[00:26:17]>> Tear us up, Daddy.

[00:26:18]>> I promise you. I know this is like this sounds like I'm being begged for a YouTube video, but cuz the audience might be like, "Don't go to China. If we hit 15,000 likes, as soon as we hit it, I will book us a trip to China. I promise you both.

[00:26:29]>> And I I will pay.

[00:26:31]>> Well, the company will pay, but like I'll make the decision.

[00:26:34]>> Yeah. Really nice.

[00:26:35]>> Yesterday morning, you weren't aware, but you were supposed to fly to China.

[00:26:38]You then we then pivoted to Belfast. We then got diverted to Scotland, and now we're in a Chinatown in Scotland.

[00:26:48]You guys could genuinely right now be in China, but you decided to stay with me.

[00:26:52]Cheers to the pigs. Genuinely >> cheers to the pigs.

[00:26:56]>> Cheers. You couldn't script our lives.

[00:26:59]>> I mean, you could. Someone scripted Breaking Bad. Some You could write this.

[00:27:03]>> Can't believe I nearly died just when when the plane was hurtling to the ground.

[00:27:08]>> New appreciation for life.

[00:27:10]>> Thank you to all my supporters. Treat every day as if it was your last. You never know when that's going to end.

[00:27:16]>> We nearly died genuinely two weeks ago.

[00:27:20]>> How weird is that? We need to stop nearly dying.

[00:27:23]>> We didn't nearly die yesterday. We just got diverted to a different airport.

[00:27:26]>> Agree to disagree, unfortunately.

[00:27:33]>> Thank you so much.

[00:27:34]>> Wowers trousers.

[00:27:36]>> Wow.

[00:27:37]>> We didn't make it to Beijing this time, but we brought Beijing to us.

[00:27:41]>> Thank you.

[00:27:41]>> Thank you very much.

[00:27:42]>> And And that's that's all I was wanton.

[00:27:44]Won on. That's all I was want.

[00:27:46]>> I can't use chopsticks, but hang on a minute, >> guys. That's all I was want. I said >> you smashed that. I'm making a pun about this food item and saying one thing.

[00:27:55]Guys, >> you smashed that with the chopsticks.

[00:27:58]>> The So, honestly, this was all I was want.

[00:28:02]>> Oh, that's really good.

[00:28:18]Trying to think what my last meal would have been before the near-death experience yesterday.

[00:28:22]>> When did you nearly die >> on the plane?

[00:28:26]You were there.

[00:28:28]>> I had a hoodie tied around my head. I was in tears.

[00:28:33]>> I know I'm not in a position to say about being pathetic right now, but it wasn't a great thing to witness. If we're going down, what's the hoodie doing?

[00:28:44]protecting my face so they can identify my body.

[00:28:47]>> But they weren't cuz the a plane is going down.

[00:28:51]>> It's a thick hoodie.

[00:28:53]>> Fair. I didn't even think about that.

[00:28:54]>> Look how feel how thick that is.

[00:28:57]>> Mate, you're right. That's stopping a pull and >> that's stopping a,000° burning through easily. Food done.

[00:29:04]>> That was really nice.

[00:29:05]>> I found a game. We're in this situation, right? We should just go to the closest game to where we are.

[00:29:11]We're in Glasgow.

[00:29:13]>> No more traveling.

[00:29:14]>> No more traveling. I cannot I can't do it again.

[00:29:16]>> Yeah.

[00:29:18]>> So, I've got us a game. There is a reason why I am so excited for this game.

[00:29:23]>> Really?

[00:29:24]>> What? Here.

[00:29:26]>> This whole trip has made no sense.

[00:29:29]You're going to be buzzing when you find out where and why we're going to this game. It is insane how lucky we've got.

[00:29:35]>> Have you ever been to Celtic Park or IO, by the way?

[00:29:38]>> I've been to IBOK. It was amazing. I I would Celtic Park's bucket bucket list for me. I'd be buzzing with that.

[00:29:45]>> I've got an Uber on the way. Let's get in the Uber.

[00:30:00]>> It is a good outcome.

[00:30:02]>> How is it? You gave me the impression that we were going to Celtic Park.

[00:30:06]>> I actually didn't give you the impression of that. You nodded. You nodded. I don't actually think I did. If you replay the clip, I don't think I nodded.

[00:30:13]>> I'd be buzzing with that.

[00:30:17]>> Yeah. Have >> a good outcome, Ben. And you're not going to believe this.

[00:30:20]>> Genuinely, you're not going to believe this, Ben.

[00:30:23]>> Okay.

[00:30:23]>> I This is like the weirdest bit of destiny of all time. And like you couldn't like so many times we could script it, but like it's mental. Our childhood friend Aston Oxborough is playing in this game. And this is the closest game to Chinatown. It was 2 km away from Chinatown. Me and Ben, put the photo on your screen right now. When me and Ben were seven years old, we played in the same team as Aston. He's gone on to become a pro goalkeeper. He's on loan at Dun Firmland. We were away at this game. I messaged him literally about 20 minutes ago. We can put the thing on screen as well to prove this is all legit >> and told him we're coming to this game.

[00:31:00]He can't believe it. He sorted us tickets in the away. I haven't seen Aston live in so long.

[00:31:05]>> Wow.

[00:31:06]>> Jesus. You were there as well, weren't you?

[00:31:08]>> Oh, yeah. I played with I played with him. I played against him when I played at a very high level. Step five on the league. Ashton was playing for Norwich under 21s. I played against him.

[00:31:17]>> Probably that's good for the viewers like to hear that. Viewers like to hear about your class at football.

[00:31:23]>> The viewers like to hear about our black stories.

[00:31:24]>> Black stories.

[00:31:26]>> Basically, the content of this game is by the way, if you needed it, this is the Scottish Championship. The second tier of Scotland is second against fourth.

[00:31:35]>> Is this the team coach? I hope it is.

[00:31:37]>> Is it?

[00:31:39]>> Where is he?

[00:31:39]>> I feel I feel weird. I feel like I'm intruding on their moment here. I'm going to hang back.

[00:31:44]>> Imagine if he's injured. That would be >> There he is. There he is.

[00:31:53]>> Professional.

[00:31:55]>> That smirk. He was like, "Oh, off Ellis.

[00:31:58]You couldn't script this." He just just like you.

[00:32:02]>> Good see you buzzing to see us.

[00:32:04]>> Yeah.

[00:32:14]Local delicacy, >> iron brew.

[00:32:17]>> Cheers, guys.

[00:32:17]>> Red Chinese tea. Never got Iron Brew.

[00:32:21]>> It's class. It is class.

[00:32:23]>> It's not for me, though.

[00:32:24]>> That's really good.

[00:32:25]>> Do you like that? It's like bubble gum.

[00:32:27]That >> I should probably find some club facts.

[00:32:29]>> Yeah, please. Beijing guan FC. Ah, you know what we're going to do? Here's some facts about Aston.

[00:32:37]>> Aston played for Hemsby Hornets with Ellis Platin and Ben Gibbs. Got picked up at Norwich at a young age. Played for them at every youth level. And it's also an England youth international. Played for Wheelstone, Barnet, Motherwell, and is unloaded at Dun Firmland and is genuinely a top tier goalkeeper. For once, a stroke of luck in this horrible trip which has not been lucky.

[00:32:56]>> It's a bit of an aura killer that mis >> noise >> all day. You've got no luggage. He's got no luggage. And you two are moaning about it. I'd rather >> you me to take it for a bit.

[00:33:07]>> No, that's all right.

[00:33:07]>> Let me take it. Come on.

[00:33:08]>> I think that No, no, no.

[00:33:12]>> It's like Golem with the ring, mate. Let go. It's just a bag.

[00:33:15]>> This is insane efficiency, by the way, that he just sold us four tickets. Like there's >> a >> Oh, they are just barcodes. But there you go.

[00:33:24]>> Still, thank you. No, >> I'm all right. I'm just cold.

[00:33:28]>> Why?

[00:33:29]>> Don't know the temperature maybe. Yeah, makes sense. We're >> in Particle Stadium. Never thought I'd say that sentence.

[00:33:34]>> No. Lovely.

[00:33:36]>> We also might be the only people to have ever worn a Beijing Guan shirt in the away end of Particle.

[00:33:42]>> Good for you, T. That is going to be history.

[00:33:44]>> That's a fact. That is history.

[00:33:45]>> That is actually someone will make that into a fact. Sometimes people like there's never a sentence been uttered in the history of mankind. No one has ever uttered the sentence, Ben Gibbs is wearing a Beijing Gan shirt and the way end of Particle. Should you get inside and watch the game?

[00:33:57]>> Yeah. Also, we are we are solely rooting for goalkeeper here, by the way.

[00:34:01]>> Yeah.

[00:34:02]>> GKFC. GKFC.

[00:34:06]>> This this is class.

[00:34:08]>> Oh, it's the mascot. It's the horrible mascot.

[00:34:13]>> Can we go down and say hello to him?

[00:34:14]>> Yes, please.

[00:34:15]>> WAVE. OH, you have made an enemy of me.

[00:34:19]Wave back.

[00:34:21]>> Yeah.

[00:34:23]>> What is the mascot called?

[00:34:24]>> I don't know. Starry. This is a Scottish second tier game. It's like hour till kickoff. Quite a lot of people in the away end.

[00:34:31]>> Yeah.

[00:34:31]>> Are we gonna become adopted Dumb Firmland fans?

[00:34:34]>> Oh, mate. I love that.

[00:34:37]>> That's the home team.

[00:34:38]>> That's the home team, Al.

[00:34:39]>> That's the home team.

[00:34:39]>> Our team's over there.

[00:34:40]>> Yep.

[00:34:55]There's always going to be an elephant in the room here that we haven't ended up in Beijing.

[00:35:00]But there's also pigs in a stadium in Scotland. A game we'd have never have went to. This is games back moment, mate. We're here in the Scottish Championship cheering on your mate that I've never met and that's made it all worth it for me. Hey, Astronox for a I want to know how you stop that goal.

[00:35:28]>> It's really good that >> 15,000 likes and we'll go to Beijing, guys. Please, if you were ever going to like a video.

[00:35:36]>> Also, amount of comments recently, why have they not got a million subscribers?

[00:35:42]Cuz 60% of you aren't.

[00:35:51]Mother, >> oh, sorry. Did I scratch you?

[00:35:56]>> Yeah, you scratched me for God's sake.

[00:36:07]>> Objectively, they are not the pride of class.

[00:36:12]>> You can't be in the same city as Sultan and Ra. Actually, hang on a minute.

[00:36:16]We're the pride of it. It's just a lie.

[00:36:18]It's like being a team in Madrid and going, "If you're not real gun, it's our city." You're just bullshed.

[00:36:33]>> The only thing I will say is we have a track record of the player we go to watch being terrible. Vestigard didn't get in the squad. The player for New Boys was bad and we saw him. We then tried to do that again this season. No one watched it. We then tried to see a Romanian goalkeeper, a Moldova goalkeeper in Romania. He didn't get in the squad.

[00:36:51]handle that >> and George Cox for Swindon last year made his shirt. He got subbed up at halftime as a left back and now we are watching Aston childhood friend.

[00:37:02]>> I fear this might only end one way.

[00:37:04]>> No, not our Aston. Not our mate Aston.

[00:37:12]Aston kick.

[00:37:16]>> That's disgusting. HIM.

[00:37:21]WE'RE STICKING OUT LIKE SORE THUMBS. And not my ones. Actual thumbs.

[00:37:26]>> Every time I see them, I'm like, they look like AI.

[00:37:29]>> Go on, BOYS.

[00:37:34]>> That's a foul.

[00:37:36]>> Do you think they'll like Aston T? Can we guys for the content?

[00:37:41]>> Go on.

[00:37:44]>> I'll take a corner.

[00:37:47]>> Get up, AUSTIN. GET UP.

[00:37:49]>> Get up.

[00:37:50]>> Get up. Get up. Get on the end of it.

[00:37:53]Get on the end of it.

[00:37:54]>> Oh, can you imagine if he scored?

[00:37:57]>> No.

[00:37:58]>> It would not never happen, would it?

[00:37:59]>> Still more likely to score than I was.

[00:38:02]>> You'll get your goal on the pyramid.

[00:38:05]>> Oh my god, Ellis, if you went up for a corner from being in goal in a video.

[00:38:10]>> No.

[00:38:11]>> Oh, that is a whisker away.

[00:38:13]>> I don't MIND IT. DO NOT MIND THAT ONE.

[00:38:22]Great Wall of China or this if you're being realistic.

[00:38:25]>> This definitely this.

[00:38:34]>> I would love to see the Great Wall of China. I'm just going to put it out there. We'd love to see it one day, but I'm happy to be here. But I would love to see the Great Wall of China. It's only a wall.

[00:38:42]>> It's a great wall.

[00:38:42]>> Yeah, there's a few walls around here.

[00:38:44]>> Yeah. And really, I think we should be bringing them all down instead of putting them up.

[00:39:00]>> There was genuinely nothing Aston could have done about >> No, it was a great finish, but it's actually probably justice, but they should have had a penalty about 10 seconds before it.

[00:39:08]>> Yeah, but Aston would have saved that penalty. Do you know how objectively annoying it is as an away fan having this song play when you can see?

[00:39:30]>> I'm nervous laughing cuz it's too tense around here. It's making me nervous laugh. I don't want to get beaten up.

[00:39:36]Well, there more turbulences there. What is What is the defender actually doing?

[00:39:41]>> It wasn't very good.

[00:39:43]>> Hey, we all make mistakes to be fair.

[00:39:46]>> Yeah.

[00:39:47]>> Hey, hold hands up center. All the same.

[00:39:54]>> Here we go. Now we're cooking.

[00:39:56]>> A chant for Aston to rain me in.

[00:39:59]>> Yeah. Very popular song right now. Don't let them in. It works really well.

[00:40:09]Go on Aston. Go on Aston. Good save.

[00:40:12]Good hand.

[00:40:15]>> Got a worse defense than OJ Simpson.

[00:40:17]>> Ellis, >> his defense paid off.

[00:40:20]>> So obvious WHERE HE'S GOING.

[00:40:22]>> OH, I BET it away. Oh, unlucky.

[00:40:26]>> Their performance so far has been below par.

[00:40:30]>> Their nickname is the Ps. Oh, thank you.

[00:40:33]>> Save Aston.

[00:40:35]He's having a bit of a spell here.

[00:40:39]>> Expel Aras.

[00:40:43]>> That was it.

[00:40:45]>> Bad Bad.

[00:40:46]>> Once again, I'm really sorry about the passport.

[00:40:49]>> It's all right, mate. I'm still having a good time.

[00:40:51]>> Are you tired? I'm haven't slept in two days.

[00:40:55]>> Imagine second half scores a brace.

[00:40:58]>> Oh, Ben. Halftime 50/50 draw. Oh, I haven't heard it yet. Um, we're supporting because our luck has been so today.

[00:41:07]Sorry for the bleep. We've got four 50/50 tickets.

[00:41:11]>> Do you think they're going to win?

[00:41:12]>> What is that?

[00:41:13]>> So, you put a pound in and then we get 50% if our number is called out.

[00:41:18]>> We get 50% free.

[00:41:20]>> So, we need 297 free at the start. Then we got a chance.

[00:41:22]>> Yeah.

[00:41:24]>> How many birthdays are there? Say Alfie Indra.

[00:41:29]>> Come on. Come on.

[00:41:32]Come on. Come on. 2973 >> £695. Did we win it?

[00:41:39]>> 29.

[00:41:44]>> Just a waste of time.

[00:41:52]>> Let's watch the second half of this fantastic game. The Great Wall of China would have been like sick, >> would it?

[00:42:06]>> He knows it would have been. You don't need to.

[00:42:09]>> We sat on the airplane for 3 hours yesterday to get off at the place we were already sat at.

[00:42:14]>> It never goes right though. It's kind of our thing and like sometimes it is funny, but like this isn't. This is just >> It's been hard this one, hasn't it?

[00:42:24]Oh, you don't go back in.

[00:42:27]>> What is that?

[00:42:30]>> Oh, this is a very very tough watch.

[00:42:41]>> Have we got lucky with games?

[00:42:42]>> Y'all be yawning. Sorry, >> mate. This is one of the worst games we've seen.

[00:42:46]>> Have we ever got lucky with a game?

[00:42:48]>> This is like a really bad game.

[00:42:50]>> Shoot.

[00:42:54]I really, really, really messed up.

[00:43:02]>> We could be >> eating Chinese food.

[00:43:08]>> Our hotel was bang in the middle of Beijing.

[00:43:12]>> It's disappointing. It is. It is disappointing, but there's nothing we can do about it now. What game have you taken us to, Ellis? This is crap.

[00:43:24]I just want you guys to know I would have I would have done the same for you.

[00:43:28]I wouldn't have went to China.

[00:43:31]>> Thank you >> for both. Like >> if one of you didn't have your passport, I wouldn't have went.

[00:43:36]>> Thanks, mate.

[00:43:37]>> Although if I'd have known this would be the outcome if I didn't go.

[00:43:42]I would say to you like just so you know, I am doing you a big solid here.

[00:43:46]>> Have you had a better time than if we went to China and you just stayed at home? Absolutely not. The whole point, lads, is we're meant to be together.

[00:43:54]We've been had the weekend together. And you're sat here going, "Oh, I would have had better time." No, that's just We've enjoyed our time.

[00:44:01]>> What bit have you enjoyed? And if this is performative nonsense again to try and get the viewers on side, >> we didn't get to sleep till 1:00 a.m. We nearly crashed. We were sat on a plane for 3 hours. We didn't eat yesterday.

[00:44:13]And we went to a Chinese market that was fully shut. And then we came to a game where our team haven't done a shot and goal. What part of did you enjoy >> this afternoon?

[00:44:21]>> When you put it like that, >> I enjoyed the Chinese meal.

[00:44:24]>> Yeah, that was lovely.

[00:44:25]>> Which arguably we might have got in China.

[00:44:29]>> We do have Chinese takeaways where we live as well.

[00:44:32]>> So, mystery box worldwide. How would I sum that up? Um, 15,000 likes and we will do the trip to China. I can't thank Ben and Alfie enough for actually committing and doing a trip with me instead. We don't have to script these videos because mental things just happen to us and our lives do seem to be that bleak. You couldn't write what has happened this weekend.

[00:44:50]And I do just want to say I'm so lucky to have friends that are willing to sacrifice the trip to China to spend the weekend with me. That's not lost to me how lucky I am to have them as friends.

[00:44:58]And I love the pigs so much. 15,000 likes and I will take them to China. You have my word. Also, make sure to check out the awaited mystery boxes at Kazy shirts. Use the code a ways to check out to save 10%. I've been Ellis and please subscribe to help us towards 1 million subscribers. 2026 is the year of the pigs. Chowo chiao. Bye.