Ryan Gosling moments that make me ascend

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[00:00:00]And let me just start this off by saying my Ken's job is beach. I'm not surf Ken.

[00:00:05]I'm beach Ken. And I'm not claiming to be a surf Ken. So I don't want any surf kens kind of trolling me in the comment section. Okay. I'm not claiming to have any of the sort of spirituality that comes with surfing, any of that insight.

[00:00:20]I'm just using it for scale cuz when you're a human-sized ken, that's very important. And so you need a humansized surfboard to communicate that scale. And you can hold it. And I've also found you can also lean.

[00:00:35]>> How easy is it to learn how to fake punch someone?

[00:00:39]>> You grabbing a dust. Oh my god, I'm doing a great job if you're grabbing at dust.

[00:00:43]>> Do you ever see those things in the corner of your eye >> all the time? But my optometrist can't look at them.

[00:00:47]>> I don't eat enough fish.

[00:00:48]>> Is that right? Is that what that is?

[00:00:50]>> Yes.

[00:00:50]>> They're like little They just kind of float there and if you try and look at them, they move away.

[00:00:55]Maybe apparitions follow you. This is getting weird.

[00:00:59]>> This is getting weird.

[00:01:00]>> You know what's even weirder?

[00:01:01]>> What?

[00:01:01]>> There's a lady in New Zealand >> that makes dish towels with your face on them.

[00:01:08]>> And I'm going to show you one because I want you to know it exists.

[00:01:13]>> Three Ryan Goslings on a dish towel.

[00:01:17]Would you wash dishes with your own face?

[00:01:27]And I just have this in my house.

[00:01:31]This is a thing that exists.

[00:01:34]Hey girl, bet you'd rather be doing these dishes.

[00:01:39]That's what this woman thinks you say.

[00:01:41]>> It's like looking at the sun.

[00:01:43]>> It is.

[00:01:44]>> I can't stare directly at it.

[00:01:46]>> It's like we have like burns. It burns.

[00:01:49]And then we have like we have glasses you.

[00:01:53]>> Ah, glasses me.

[00:01:54]>> Glasses you. That always kills me. I know. The one that the you that can see always kills me.

[00:01:58]>> And then we've got Look at the smile though.

[00:02:01]>> That's the one. That's the sun. That's the beam of sun.

[00:02:04]>> Wipe a dish with that. Would you?

[00:02:06]>> I hold it like this sometimes in the mirror.

[00:02:08]>> Oh my.

[00:02:12]>> Do you want it? You can have it cuz I bought two. did.

[00:02:18]>> I don't know why. You want it, don't you? You should have it.

[00:02:23]>> The Mayans were right. It is the end of the world.

[00:02:27]>> They were right. This is what they meant. This is why they stopped the calendar because they were like, you know what? They're going to start doing dish towels about that knucklehead. And it's not worth it. It's not worth recording anything after that.

[00:02:37]>> We're done. We're done here.

[00:02:39]>> The movie.

[00:02:41]>> Yeah, it's the movie.

[00:02:42]>> I haven't seen it.

[00:02:43]>> That's certainly a lot of fun. I mean, it's it's sort of ridiculous. You can do it. You know, I told them I'd be better suited to play the young Zena, but they uh they cast me here. I mean, I'm excited. It's going to be a lot of fun.

[00:02:52]You know, every time something like this happens, my mother calls every kid that used to beat me up. She's like, "Remember Ryan used to beat him up? Huh?

[00:02:59]Well, he's Hercules now. You just shut up." Yeah. So, she's very proud. She's very excited for him.

[00:03:04]>> And while he's one of Hollywood's biggest heartthrops now, 18-year-old Ryan didn't always know how to get the girl. So, what are you going to do when these girls come screaming and running up to you and asking you for your order autograph?

[00:03:14]>> Take them out. Anyone Anyone wants to go out with me can come out with me. I'm not picky.

[00:03:21]Come on. Listen, I don't know why we got to play this game, you know. Let's just get married. You want to? You don't. Do you?

[00:03:29]>> Oh, shut down. But he was well on his way. After all, the part did require some serious training.

[00:03:35]>> That's what I'm talking about. Well, I've been uh working out at the gym, you know, can't you tell? And I've been uh doing some kung fu classes with uh Douglas Wong, who taught Hercules and Zena. So, you know, he's sort of trying to get me up to speed and get me into where they're at. So, but it's been a lot of fun. I mean, certainly, even now, I feel a lot more confident just walking on the street.

[00:03:58]>> There you go. Side kick. That's it. Jump kick.

[00:04:01]>> Sorry. I always feel bad when I hit him.

[00:04:03]>> Very good.

[00:04:08]I mean, this is just a betrayal. It's a complete betrayal of everything that we talked about and we agreed upon.

[00:04:14]>> When he gets here, I want you to articulate specifically why you're upset.

[00:04:18]>> Sorry I'm late. I was making my own deodorant and my lavender was >> Ryan, thank you for coming.

[00:04:25]>> What were you going to tell me, man?

[00:04:26]Tell you what, >> don't you think that I have a right to know that you're engaging in this kind of commercialism and that this stuff is out there?

[00:04:35]>> I have nothing to do with it.

[00:04:37]>> If it's not you, then who? You can't endorse products. You can't commercialize yourself. You got to believe in your art.

[00:04:42]>> You think I'm making this? This is a sherade.

[00:04:44]>> Charade. The word charade.

[00:04:46]>> Damn it.

[00:04:47]>> Russell, why don't you tell Ryan about what happened on Friday?

[00:04:50]>> I was getting my tires changed. Right. S blood comes up. tight tank top man bun and he says, "Hey girl, >> I never said it."

[00:05:02]>> It wasn't the first time and it wasn't the last time.

[00:05:04]>> I never said it. Now I understand if you're in a movie and you say you complete me or I'm just a girl standing in front of a guy and that follows you around and you got to own that. But I never said it.

[00:05:16]>> It's your life choices that have led to this [ __ ] man.

[00:05:18]>> Don't do this to me. GOD DAMN IT.

[00:05:20]>> THIS IS out there. This is out there.

[00:05:24]Feminist. That's a title you got to earn. I never burned a bra. I'm not even a good person. I don't even compost, man. I got that from Jame's house. She'd sit on one of these after she finishes aerobics. Damn it.

[00:05:40]>> One time we were doing a scene on a beach and we're walking up and down the beach and at a certain point I looked down and there were only one set of footsteps and I realized I was carrying Russell the whole time. This is a learning opportunity. Am I right?

[00:05:54]>> Do you feel like you're right?

[00:05:56]>> Wow, it's a good question.

[00:05:59]>> I do. Really?

[00:06:01]>> Interesting.

[00:06:01]>> This has gone really well so far.

[00:06:04]>> Who's building bridges? Who's building walls? Brick by brick. The great wall of Russell. You can see it. Can you see it?

[00:06:10]>> Oh, Ryan, please. Of >> course you can see it. You can see it from space. And you know what shape it is?

[00:06:16]Is >> that a tomato?

[00:06:17]>> It's a heart.

[00:06:19]>> Oh, it's a heart.

[00:06:20]>> And I wonder where he's building it.

[00:06:25]Where would you build a heart wall? What would that protect?

[00:06:30]>> Oh. Oh, you want me to write?

[00:06:32]>> Yeah. I mean, that's a good question, don't you think?

[00:06:33]>> Um, sure. Heart wall.

[00:06:37]>> You're good.

[00:06:38]>> You are good.

[00:06:40]>> Thank you.

[00:06:41]>> Wow. That's where I am.

[00:06:45]like oh what you know if I don't eat every 45 minutes my blood sugar level goes I I Captain Blackout reporting for booty.

[00:07:18]>> Now, this is so so different than a lot of other things we've seen. What do you think audiences are going to love about La La Land?

[00:07:24]>> A boat.

[00:07:24]>> I mean, what's not to love about >> comedian? Do you say about >> a boot?

[00:07:28]>> A boat.

[00:07:29]>> Yeah.

[00:07:29]>> About.

[00:07:29]>> You really go hard on that. A boot.

[00:07:31]>> A boot.

[00:07:32]>> That's not >> You're being silly now. About >> about a boot. You >> just called our whole culture silly.

[00:07:39]>> No, but I said a boot is like too far.

[00:07:42]>> That's too far.

[00:07:42]>> You took it too far.

[00:07:44]>> Wow.

[00:07:45]About >> about how do you say >> about about >> Sorry. I just loved hearing it. It was so nice.

[00:07:52]>> Sorry.

[00:07:52]>> Sorry.

[00:07:53]>> Sorry.

[00:07:53]>> Sorry.

[00:07:54]>> Sorry.

[00:07:54]>> Sorry about my friend. She's a hoser.

[00:07:57]>> What's a hoser?

[00:07:59]>> You. Next question.

[00:08:01]>> So, what will I What?

[00:08:05]You don't know this. You got to spend some time on the internet later.

[00:08:08]>> I know. I'M GOING TO. OUR GUEST TODAY IS A 6 FOR1 ACTOR FROM LONDON, ONTARIO, CANADA. He's a three-time Academy Award nominee.

[00:08:17]>> I've never been height checked.

[00:08:18]>> The Johnson Memorial question. She asked me this. I ask everybody. Would you rather have a mouth full of bees or one be in your butt?

[00:08:24]>> Did you observe all that?

[00:08:25]>> Mouthful of bees.

[00:08:27]>> Not many people. That's the minority opinion.

[00:08:29]>> Really?

[00:08:29]>> Mhm. Most people just want >> Most people would like to have just the one B.

[00:08:33]>> But no, don't.

[00:08:35]>> I'm not.

[00:08:35]>> It's where the one be It's where the 1B.

[00:08:37]Really?

[00:08:37]>> Yeah. Just get it.

[00:08:38]>> That's common. That's the common answer.

[00:08:40]>> I would say 85% of people say, >> "But you're a unicorn. You're special."

[00:08:44]I know >> what a world we live in.