“Claire Realized She Became Her Own Mother” 😭👩‍👧😂

追加: 2026-05-26

[00:00:00]I brought the wrong screwdriver, so I'll be right back.

[00:00:03]>> All right, but hurry up, Phil.

[00:00:05]>> Doing my best, Claire.

[00:00:06]>> Oh, don't talk back, DAD. SHE'LL JUST GROUND YOU. THAT'S 32 WEEKS, YOUNG LADY.

[00:00:11]>> I WAS 16 before, right? What?

[00:00:14]>> Don't judge me until you've had a teenage girl.

[00:00:17]>> I've had four of them.

[00:00:18]>> God, how did you survive that?

[00:00:19]>> Girls were a piece of cake. It was the boy. Every look on his face, every stupid decision he made, the way he sat there chewing his food like an idiot.

[00:00:28]And then it hit me why this kid drove me so crazy. He's me.

[00:00:31]>> Well, all the more reason she should listen to me. I can stop her from making the same mistakes.

[00:00:36]>> Did you listen to your mother?

[00:00:37]>> No. God, no. But you know, I had a reason. That woman was a psycho control freak.

[00:00:43]>> Hey, Mom. I brought you some soda, but I can't find any straws, so you'll have to drink it like cats.

[00:00:48]>> Oh, thank you, Luke. That's my sweetie.

[00:00:52]I was going to bring you wine, but you finished the big bottle last night.

[00:00:55]Okay, off you