If I Laugh, The Video Ends # 325

[00:00:07]That's pretty good. Weekend plus two that weekend plus two that. What is going on my dudes? Welcome back to another episode of If I Laugh, the video ends where you know the deal. If I laugh, the video will end. I'm here with my Twitch chat going absolutely nuts up there. If you guys want to come watch it live at twitch.tv/jimmy here, you should like, comment, subscribe, and let's get right into the funny internet videos.

[00:00:28]Woo.

[00:00:35]>> You know the phrase that will knock you on your ass. I always thought it was just a phrase, but it's real.

[00:00:45]Do it.

[00:00:47]Do it.

[00:00:49]OH, I was kidding.

[00:00:52]Oh. [screaming] All that freak out over what? Just to be like, "Oh that ain't that bad.

[00:01:11][music] Do you guys trim here?"

[00:01:15]>> Yeah, we do.

[00:01:18]>> That's a nice stop moving.

[00:01:22]Another I would I would love to go here.

[00:01:29]That's a big and loud when you rip next to Daisy. But then your overalls get heavier. Oh yeah.

[00:01:47]>> The Oh yeah. was like the cherry on top of the cake.

[00:02:05]>> Who typed this tough? This terrifying.

[00:02:14]>> Look at you glow. [laughter] >> Thanks.

[00:02:22]editor. Make me glow like that.

[00:02:28]>> Thanks, M.

[00:02:45]That's okay. Take your time. He had so much aura before that.

[00:02:50]Is that a frog? It is.

[00:02:54]Yay. [screaming] [music] [snorts] Jail. As you guys know, I'm a certified big back, but I've also been back in the gym getting my back and my front >> bigger.

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[00:04:01]>> You're totally right. That's my bad.

[00:04:04]Peanut butter actually does contain peanuts. So, with your nut allergy, I would definitely stay away from this snack. My apologies once again, and let me know if you need anything else.

[00:04:15]>> Imagine getting taken [music] out by a nut. If you think about it, if you were brought into this world by a nut, and then you die to a peanut allergy, you were taken [music] out of this world by a nut. Life is cyclical.

[00:04:30]>> Yeah.

[00:04:32]Time to show my real phone.

[00:04:38]>> It was kind of tough until, you know, they blew up.

[00:04:42]>> Imagine being on a PC.

[00:04:44]>> Yeah, exactly. Why? Huh? You can't afford a PC, so stop talking. Yeah, exactly. Boy, >> do you think I'm playing on right now?

[00:04:53]What the DO YOU THINK I'M PLAYING ON RIGHT NOW? HUH?

[00:04:56]>> You think I'm playing on a laptop? DO YOU THINK I'M PLAYING ON A STANDALONE QUEST? NO, I B I work my ass off.

[00:05:09]So if you warrior, YOU'RE GODDAMN MIND.

[00:05:18]>> That might be one of the most successful rage baits of all time. You know, when bro got that reaction out of him, he was just sitting there looking at a pile of gold. He saw the [music] glit the glint in his eyes.

[00:05:32]>> The color I think green purple.

[00:05:39]>> Close enough.

[00:05:40]>> Ready? A no. Oh no.

[00:05:49]Chat, if you are a smaller creature, does gravities [music] have less effect on if you fell? When ants fall from the Empire State Building, do they dies? Oh, because the air resistance. Wait, so theoretically, if I was really wide, like a pancake, and my air resistance was high enough, could I jump off any building? What do you mean you are? I'm literally going to ban everyone. You're all going to be banned, >> no matter what. Sick fantasies run through my mind. I will not go back to that restaurant.

[00:06:24]He's going back.

[00:06:31]>> Where do y'all find this? Also, I really want to know what sick [music] fantasy Squidward was talking about. I'm going to be dead.

[00:06:42]>> Let me guess. Rhino.

[00:06:43]>> You got your >> I was close enough. I was close enough.

[00:06:50]Not fake, by the way. Yeah, that one was real.

[00:06:56]When you see it, [clears throat] bro just on the job. He's putting in a full day's work.

[00:07:06]>> The one and only one and only king of farts.

[00:07:13]>> He didn't even fart. He knocked the thing.

[00:07:18]Please tell me why you stopping me.

[00:07:20]>> Yeah, I'm about to. Huh?

[00:07:21]>> I'm about to.

[00:07:22]>> What?

[00:07:22]>> I'm about to tell you.

[00:07:23]>> Stop sign.

[00:07:24]>> No. What? Stop sign, man.

[00:07:26]>> I said I'm about to tell you.

[00:07:27]>> Huh? YOU SAY STOP SIGN.

[00:07:28]>> NO, I said stop sign by you.

[00:07:30]>> Why you stopping me?

[00:07:31]>> You made an improper right hand turn.

[00:07:32]When you turn to a new road, you got to turn that closest lane, sir.

[00:07:34]>> Let me get my ID out for your partner.

[00:07:36]>> I appreciate you. Can you hand me the beer?

[00:07:38]>> Who?

[00:07:38]>> The beer. Can you hand me the beer?

[00:07:40]>> There's no beer in there.

[00:07:41]>> I can see it.

[00:07:42]>> Hey, hold it. Don't be searching my car.

[00:07:44]>> Oh, how much you drink tonight?

[00:07:45]>> Wait a minute. I gave you my bank card, too.

[00:07:47]>> No. How much you have to drink tonight?

[00:07:49]>> Sure.

[00:07:49]>> How much did you drink tonight?

[00:07:50]>> Huh?

[00:07:51]>> How much did you drink tonight?

[00:07:52]>> I don't really drink.

[00:07:55]>> You know what? I believe him. I believe him. Stop.

[00:08:05]This looks fun. Never mind. Sometimes you just got to accept fate. When you hear they take damage, it's GG.

[00:08:13]>> Level one, the beginner. I could do that.

[00:08:16]>> Level two, little >> It would go out pretty quickly. I could do that.

[00:08:20]>> Level three.

[00:08:21]>> I've done that.

[00:08:22]>> Beans.

[00:08:23]>> Level four. The OG. The Nrod.

[00:08:28]>> Level five. [music] >> Once you get past the hard part, it's easy.

[00:08:32]>> Level six. How >> I've had bigger poops. [music] >> Yeah, I think I've met my match. is it's just basically like giving you like a oh >> wait forbidding romance of like okay the resource person >> I also want to say >> oh my god if you've got crazy crazy server just honor system you'll just >> they're taking turns in this >> whenever you get a chance and I'll pick it all turn other than that [laughter] that's what I'm saying >> taking turns she didn't like it every single day >> she coming back for more round two baby get that milk >> she didn't like it she loved Oh yeah, that's some forbidden love.

[00:09:16][music] [music] Oh.

[00:09:33][music] two, I think.

[00:09:44]Oh, who said all of them?

[00:09:47][music] [music] This is a mobile home.

[00:09:58]Plus two. Now, you bastards. One day I'm going to say a joke so funny [music] that you guys are going to be contractually obligated to type plus two. Can you give me your best bugs bunny impression?

[00:10:11]>> Banana.

[00:10:15]>> That was pretty good.

[00:10:18]>> Okay, bro.

[00:10:18]>> I'm going to be so dead.

[00:10:20]>> Stop typing Minecraft.

[00:10:21]>> How do you make that noise?

[00:10:22]>> This is not Minecraft. Like is there like >> There is a pterodactyl in Rose.

[00:10:28]You guys can't just type random game names and think it's going to be funny.

[00:10:33]>> Attention Starbucks. I'd like to give one person the opportunity to buy me a coffee and in exchange I'll sit down with you for 5 minutes to discuss my worldass crypto trading strategies.

[00:10:47]>> Brother, I will give you a coffee for you to leave the building.

[00:10:52]Who's [music] we?

[00:11:01]I'm going to turn Penny Wise the dancing clown into Penny Wise the bouncing clown.

[00:11:08][music] [music] Got some weird uh nippleshaped [music] moles on your back, buddy. I am not doing that.

[00:11:32]Oh my lord. Bro's hitting every oct save.

[00:11:44]>> [music] >> Brother, that's that's the kind of that you have when you're like in school [music] and everybody piles into the bathroom when you're trying to take a dump and you're trying to hold it because you don't want to get made fun of, but then the floodgates release.

[00:12:06]Wait, this is accurate as hell.

[00:12:09]That is one of the most accurate lag portrayals I've ever seen.

[00:12:16]OMG, he only has [music] one twerking herobrine. What a loser. But he has no front.

[00:12:23][music] Omg, he has a 120.

[00:12:28]Yeah, imagine pulling up to the function and you only have 125 twerking Herobrines.

[00:12:34][clears throat] I'm running away.

[00:12:39]I will catch you and I will you Squidward.

[00:12:43]>> I forgot I was live. My bad.

[00:12:46]Lights went out at the morg. Okay. Hell no.

[00:12:51]Valid. Nah. You are so valid. That's That's the one guy that would live in a horror movie. [music] 100%.

[00:13:10]Okay. [music] Now, theoretically, if you cut a hole in the bottom of a pineapple, 1% of the world's population sleeps without a pillow. Is that a true fact?

[00:13:30]Some people are too powerful.

[00:13:43]>> [clears throat] >> Someone someone uh NASA Harvard uh uh Apple uh get this guy on the team right symphony.

[00:14:03]>> The thing is chat while I don't like AI music at all. I think it's poop. You the AI can write a symphony now. We're going to have to shut down the data centers.

[00:14:15][music] [music] I feel like I [music] am kind of just obligated at this point. 50K likes and Freddy's coming home.

[00:14:35]>> Well, THIS IS [screaming] YOU, JENNY.

[00:14:40]BAZINGA.

[00:14:43]>> If anybody clips that, you're done.

[00:14:46]You're actually just banned.

[00:14:51]>> No, it's going to jump at the screen.

[00:14:53]>> Oh [laughter] >> Okay, I was ready for it. Thank god I was ready for it.

[00:15:02]>> Wow, you look pretty good. Do you mind if I take a picture of you?

[00:15:10]Now get ready for the picture.

[00:15:12]>> I'm ready.

[00:15:13]>> Smile. I said smile. There you go. It wasn't that hard to smile.

[00:15:21]Here is your picture, bro. Enjoy.

[00:15:26]>> Yeah, I already knew that.

[00:15:28]I already knew that, bro.

[00:15:30]>> They intentionally wear out the pianos before shipping them to musicians. And the reason behind this is very simple.

[00:15:35]Because after it's been built, they place the piano in a soundproof container and hook it to this special rig with a motor that plays all 88 keys at the same time non-stop. The whole process takes about 30 minutes and is done in order to settle all the moving parts before the penis gets to touch it.

[00:15:53]Well, hang on. The who can you imagine you're like 6 years old learning to play the piano and then you learn what they're going to call you if you make it your career? The penis. You still do it.

[00:16:06][music] POV. I'm genuinely stuffing Freddy behind his pizzeria when it starts to rain, so he electrocutes through my d and turns me into an animatronic. You may resume.

[00:16:27][music] I really hope we hit 50K likes for no particular reason.

[00:16:36]>> I'm about to go to sleep.

[00:16:43]bro. I better go sleep.

[00:16:48]>> Almost. Almost.

[00:16:53]>> No, >> it is hot outside.

[00:16:56]>> Say it.

[00:17:01]>> [music] >> This absolute unit.

[00:17:11][music] >> It's not the heat that gets you home.

[00:17:19][music] It's the humanity.

[00:17:25]He was born for this.

[00:17:27]He was born [music] for this moment.

[00:17:31]>> That is like the the quintessential dad fit as well. His clothes.

[00:17:37]ANDY'S COMING. EVERYBODY BACK TO YOUR PLACES. HURRY.

[00:17:46][applause] And he's going. [gasps and sighs] >> Oh my god.

[00:17:56]That's lotion, by the way. Uh, yeah, I I'm going to be dead filming that and then hitting upload. All of those pieces, uh, all of that was completely optional.

[00:18:09]>> Pluck my life.

[00:18:13]You guys ever thought about virtual?

[00:18:14]>> Have you done this before?

[00:18:15]>> Uh, yes, I have, but usually not for free.

[00:18:20][music] >> Yo, the Angry Birds movie. Start replacing.

[00:18:27]>> Looks kind of peak.

[00:18:28]>> Ladies, GET BUSY.

[00:18:32]>> WE'RE GOING TO BE laying some eggs tonight.

[00:18:34]>> Have you ever stolen anyone's children?

[00:18:38]Huh?

[00:18:40]Have you >> I mean, you look like you would.

[00:18:45]>> Hey, what are you doing? That is crazy.

[00:18:47]>> I'm bird watching. What?

[00:18:51][groaning] Oh, you're disgusting. Oh, yeah. I mean, she's kind of bad, though. I don't blame him.

[00:19:10]Could have gone [clears throat] my whole life, let alone today, without watching that >> acting challenge. You're the blue line.

[00:19:19]>> OKAY. SPRAY THEM. GET OUT OF HERE.

[00:19:22]>> ARE YOU WEREWOLF?

[00:19:28]>> Does that answer your question?

[00:19:30]>> You're so hot. Marry me.

[00:19:32]>> Sorry, sweet cheeks. I only marry werewolf chicks and you're not even >> ow ow ow. Wolf emoji.

[00:19:39]>> Wait, you're >> never judge a book by its cover.

[00:19:43]>> Now shut up and let's make some puppies, you rascal.

[00:19:45]>> Oh, you're one bad dog. [laughter] >> [sighs and gasps] >> I felt like the whole time I was watching that I [music] had like I felt like I I was like shackled in and I could have left at any moment but I but I but I didn't.

[00:20:03][music] I'm going to be dead if I ever fell into the back rooms and there [music] were like entities. I am like I'm not going to be afraid. Okay. I'm going to run up towards an entity and I'm going to it. How are you going to kill me if you're getting railed by me?

[00:20:23][screaming] >> I would golf better with that.

[00:20:41]>> It's old [music] and it's gold and it's still funny. Welcome to a very special circus announcement. It is with great pleasure that I finally announce >> Is this going to be the Fortnite thing?

[00:20:55]>> What? Who told you that?

[00:20:56]>> Uh, I don't know. It just kind of make sense, right? Also, we'll explain why Jimmy is being here.

[00:21:08]>> Ladies and gentlemen, we made it. We getting We getting in Fortnite. Hey, can I come in?

[00:21:14]>> No.

[00:21:17]>> Okay, I'll see you later.

[00:21:30]>> Bye.

[00:21:32]>> Bye.

[00:21:34]>> It's a good dub. We have a lot of good dubs today.

[00:21:38]Was [music] it that one with its mouth tucked in a little bit?

[00:21:48]Maybe we haven't seen him yet.

[00:21:55]Brother, what is happening?

[00:22:02]Hello.

[00:22:06]I know that this one is a model, so it must have been one of the other ones.

[00:22:13]Sensei Squirt. That should have been my Tik Tok username.

[00:22:17]>> Send this to the person that broke your heart.

[00:22:21]>> How do I send this to the 28 bus drivers? Because they are always genuinely going on.

[00:22:30]>> I hate it. I hate it. Let me out of this city.

[00:22:36]someone.

[00:22:39]>> That post sure was made. Yes. Thank you.

[00:22:45]>> I'm not too sure they will.

[00:22:50]>> There's no way this works.

[00:22:52]>> Do you know? I mean, I know where you are and I had to look so many times to figure it out. If you get away with the go.

[00:23:05]>> No. Look up.

[00:23:06]>> There's [laughter] no way.

[00:23:09]>> Don't give that man point.

[00:23:14]>> It's almost almost as bad as mine from the other day. Wait, I want to find it.

[00:23:18]They call me Pan. WHAT?

[00:23:22][laughter] >> YEAH, you walked.

[00:23:24]>> Ignore my laugh, by the way.

[00:23:26]>> How many times Jimmy [laughter] is she losing my mind.

[00:23:32]>> I want you to [laughter] win. I want you to win, Jimmy. I will give you low key high so bad.

[00:23:40]>> What?

[00:23:42][laughter] >> If you guys want more Mecca Chameleon streams, let me know down in the comments.

[00:23:53]A >> he's so hungry.

[00:24:04]>> No, I get that. Nah, I get that. Like, big backs, we understand. Today's video is sponsored by Hit Le for THEIR JULY 4TH SALE.

[00:24:15]As you guys are probably AWARE OF, IT'S HOT AND while being sauce gets you wet, [music] there's one place where you need to be wet and that's your that's where he mattress comes. [screaming] >> Well, that's how I felt ever since he sent me the com pillow. I want to bang my pillow. When I came, I did not get sent the pillow for me. So, I took some of this out and I made it perfect. And now, every [music] night, I'm sleeping sad and I'm sleeping cool. Woo! So, how did I pick which Kunk was right for me?

[00:24:43]Jus quiz matches you with a tongue that's perfect for your BODY TYPE.

[00:24:46]>> CAN I GET IT?

[00:24:47]>> AND THAT was something completely different.

[00:24:49]>> Uh, please enlarge my penis.

[00:24:51]>> Pardon?

[00:24:51]>> Million Dollar Penis. [music] Million Dollar Penis.

[00:24:54]>> What's up, guys? It's me, Jimmy. I've been live streaming a lot, and I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT. [screaming] >> I WALKED UP TO A stranger's house on a Tuesday afternoon, asked them [music] if I could walk into their bathroom, take off my clothes, and ran in their bathroom while filming, and then leave.

[00:25:07][music] >> Exodia, >> I did that.

[00:25:11]Wait, Exodia penetrates making YouTube poops now. Oh my god, chat. This might just be like the season of like a golden era. If we get all the talented editors to be making YouTube poops, this is going to be so good.

[00:25:35]Should I be afraid?

[00:25:41]Wait, [music] [music] that was kind of a banger edit. I'm not going to lie. Actually changed my ringtone to that old car [music] horn sound effect. Maybe sometime I'll get a call on stream and we can hear [music] it. Yo, >> what kind of music do you like? Uh, I guess I'm a pretty big metal fan.

[00:26:07]>> Dude, same.

[00:26:12]So he is. Wouldn't mind if that big metal fan uh blow on me. MIND IF [screaming] [groaning] >> [snorts] [laughter] >> What the?

[00:26:42]Who said why did you laugh at yourself?

[00:26:46]>> [screaming] >> Yeah, you're banned, buddy.