How to Speak Italian and Other Questions | The Emu War

[00:00:03]You'll all be undercover.

[00:00:05]Our scientists have been studying emus and Italians 24/7 since this war broke out. We're also utilizing the latest in disguise technology.

[00:00:14]These disguises we have for you will make you completely indistinguishable from the enemy.

[00:00:19]Your mission is to infiltrate the emu base, find the queen emu, so you can assassinate her.

[00:00:25]If you get caught, I'm afraid they will torture you.

[00:00:30]That is why our medic has fitted each of you with a cyanide tooth capsule in your back left molar.

[00:00:44]God damn it.

[00:00:45]Please, do not fiddle with the cyanide tooth.

[00:00:48]They're very temperamental.

[00:00:51]Let me tell you about the lair. The lair has an entry WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

[00:00:58]PLEASE DO NOT FIDDLE WITH THE CYANIDE TOOTH.

[00:01:10]This here is called a lithosphere.

[00:01:15][ __ ] [ __ ] ME!

[00:01:19]THIS [ __ ] SUCKS!

[00:01:23]MINE'S not working.

[00:01:33]>> We are so dead.

[00:01:44]>> Halt.

[00:01:46]Who goes there?

[00:01:48]>> Just [clears throat] a a regular emu.

[00:01:51]And uh this [music] is my Italian friend.

[00:01:55]We have some information regarding the enemy.

[00:01:58]>> How do we know you are who you say you are?

[00:02:03]>> Squawk.

[00:02:10]>> Correct password. Welcome back, soldier.

[00:02:15]Uh actually, before you come in, uh we just need to run a quick Italian test uh to make sure that you're the real deal.

[00:02:25]>> No worries.

[00:02:27]>> So, us Italians, what do we like to eat?

[00:02:32]Do we like nonna's spaghetti or uh like sticks and rocks and and things on the ground?

[00:03:07]Do you need more time?

[00:03:10]>> Uh no.

[00:03:13]It's just the that question is too easy for an advanced Italian like myself.

[00:03:22]>> Uh I Well, I love that Italian spirit.

[00:03:24]Okay, I'll I'll ask you another one. Um us Italians, uh what do we like to drink in the nighttime?

[00:03:33]Do we like um drinking Italian wine or um uh dog [ __ ] that's been sitting in the sun?

[00:04:07]>> Now listen up because this next piece of intel could save your life. Italians love to drink.

[00:04:16]>> I'm too horny to listen.

[00:04:24]>> I got it.

[00:04:25]The answer is Ah.

[00:04:30]Should have said wine.