THE NAKED GUN FIRST TIME WATCHING! I haven't laughed this hard in so long!

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[00:00:00]Yeah, that's right. That's right. I got a dog from Compton. Yes, this is No Name and I'm fostering her right now. So, I just wanted to say woof woof. I got a full house now. I got my two Shivas, I got Mochi, I got Eevee, and now I got this thing. What is this? What are we going to call you? We don't know. We don't know. Anyways, hi. Hello. I'm Colette Cherry. Nice to meet you if you're new here. If you're not new here, thanks for coming back. I am so excited to laugh again after watching Airplane for the first time just a couple weeks ago. I'm obsessed with that type of humor. It felt so refreshing. Not like comedies today where it just hits different. The comedies today are trying too hard to be likable and trying too hard to not to offend, trying to, you know, be for the masses. Whereas comedy should offend a little bit and it really does make you unite on the truth. Like sometimes stereotypes are real. Sometimes, you know, the way we think about each other are real. And if we just say it using comedy, it really brings us together.

[00:01:11]And that's what Airplane did. I felt like it did such a good job at just saying truthful things, but it wasn't trying to be like, oh, I don't want to offend. It was offensive in a good way.

[00:01:23]Like comedy should be a little bit offensive. So, I'm excited to watch another comedy that's just pure fun. And I had so much to say about Airplane. And I know I missed a lot, but I did read the comments and you guys taught me a lot. And from the comments, I got that I should watch this movie, The Naked Gun, and it's the same actor who played the Doctor in Airplane. So, I I think he's brilliant. I'm I'm sure he'll be his like straightforward, you know, straight kind of humor like he did in airplane. I'll have to see though. Maybe it's different. But let's have some fun. You guys recommended this. I get all my recommendations from you. I read the comments and in the comments under the airplane video. So many of you said to watch this, so let's do it. We're cozied up. We're going to We're going to sit back. I'm going to put you away so you don't eat my whole house. You're going to go in the crate right there. And we're just going to get cozy and watch the naked gun for the very first time. Okay, let me put her back.

[00:02:25]Okay, there you go. Good, baby. It's a good spot for you. Okay, so um who directed this? I kind of need to look that up.

[00:02:41]Okay, the film came out in 1988.

[00:02:45]directed by David Zucker. Okay, so this came out after Airplane because Airplane was filmed the end of the 70s at 1980 is when it came out. So this is also based on a TV show called Police Squad.

[00:03:02]Let me know if I should check that out too or not. Okay, let's have some fun.

[00:03:07]Oh wow. Feels like ah Egyp Egypt Beirut. I was going to say it feels very Arabian.

[00:03:18]Nice.

[00:03:21]I definitely did not expect this to start in Beirut.

[00:03:24]>> I am more popular than their president.

[00:03:28]>> I'm waiting for Liam Nielson to come in.

[00:03:31]>> We must conceive at least one terrorist.

[00:03:35]>> Oh no.

[00:03:36]>> The United States, the great Satan is a tiger. a weak nation.

[00:03:43]>> Okay, buddy. Reel it in.

[00:03:47]Oh. Oh, that's him.

[00:03:51]Oh, >> yes. Get him. He's He's pretty good for his age, you know.

[00:03:59]He's He's beating these guys.

[00:04:03]Good for him. He's He's silver fox.

[00:04:06]>> I knew it.

[00:04:08]>> I knew it. Wait, he wiped it off of his head. The mark.

[00:04:16]Oh, that's great. Oh, get him.

[00:04:23]This is silly.

[00:04:28]What is Wait, why does he have a humpback? Oh, cuz he was pretending to be someone with a humpback.

[00:04:38]Guys, guys, I I just Okay. Okay. It's so much funnier that he has that.

[00:04:48]>> I'm Lieutenant Frank Dreban. Police Squad.

[00:04:51]>> Frank Dreban.

[00:04:55]>> Priscilla Presley is in this.

[00:04:58]Interesting. I never knew she was in movies.

[00:05:02]George Kennedy. Wow. A lot of very historical people.

[00:05:09]OJ Simpson.

[00:05:12]What?

[00:05:14]That's wild.

[00:05:16]What?

[00:05:18]What? It's driving in the Wait. How?

[00:05:21]How? How?

[00:05:26]What is this? This is a fun intro. Oh.

[00:05:30]into the naked showers.

[00:05:33]Naughty, naughty.

[00:05:37]It's not a car, obviously. It It might be a car. I mean, a small one.

[00:05:43]Wait, what was the significance of that? We'll never see it again. Los Angeles.

[00:05:52]Yay.

[00:05:56]That was a bit of a kooky beginning, don't you think?

[00:06:04]That's OJ Simpson. This is weird, guys.

[00:06:11]>> 38.

[00:06:12]>> That's a bad man.

[00:06:13]>> This completes our first shipment of heroin. 100% >> heroin.

[00:06:22]Oh, he's part of the police squad.

[00:06:28]Oh, terrible entrance. I hope they that they do actually knock his character off.

[00:06:34]>> Please throw down your guns.

[00:06:37]>> Uh oh.

[00:06:45]Ah.

[00:06:47]I don't know who that is.

[00:06:48]>> Kill him.

[00:06:52]>> Honestly, I'm happy about this. I didn't want OG Simpson to be in this movie for long.

[00:07:01]>> Wet paint.

[00:07:03]Everything that's going wrong. What? Why is there a wedding cake?

[00:07:09]Oh, and a bear trap.

[00:07:13]Honestly, just drown. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. That's good.

[00:07:19]Such a dramatic way to go out.

[00:07:22]>> No, no flowers. Thank you.

[00:07:24]Welcome home, Frank. Good work in Beirut.

[00:07:27]>> No flowers.

[00:07:29]>> I'm afraid so, Frank. She just ran off with some guy. They got married last week.

[00:07:33]>> He lost a girl.

[00:07:35]>> Did everything for her. And now she's gone.

[00:07:39]>> And you?

[00:07:40]>> I'm sorry.

[00:07:41]>> Pictures of me to send you lousy newspapers.

[00:07:43]>> Uh, Frank.

[00:07:44]>> Jer think I'm a big hero. The man of the hour.

[00:07:47]>> It's not for him.

[00:07:48]>> Understand how a man can hurt inside?

[00:07:52]Frank, they're not here for you.

[00:07:53]>> Not for him. The flowers weren't for him.

[00:07:56]>> Weird Al Yanovic is on the plane.

[00:08:00]>> Weird Al. Wait, I remember Weird Al.

[00:08:03]What was his thing? Was he really famous at this time?

[00:08:06]>> You know anything about him? Not much.

[00:08:09]Just that he's an Olympic gymnast and it's the best sex she's ever had.

[00:08:13]>> Oh, that sucks. An Olympic gymnast.

[00:08:16]>> That's why I took my vacation in Beirut to get her out of my mind and find some peace.

[00:08:21]Yeah, that's why.

[00:08:22]>> Easy. Everywhere I look, >> nothing like a vacation in Beirut, you know? Nothing like going to that place, right? It's just it's a hot vacation spot.

[00:08:32]>> Something reminds me of her cuz like cuz Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're all a little pervy here. Okay. Okay. Okay, that's what they're trying to tell us.

[00:08:50]Fine. Fine.

[00:08:52]>> Doctors say he's got a 50/50 chance of living, though. There's only a 10% chance of that.

[00:08:58]>> What?

[00:09:02]Okay.

[00:09:04]Okay.

[00:09:07]Oh, we're going to see the guy on life support. He's got a 10% chance of a 50/50. No.

[00:09:14]>> No. I want him to die.

[00:09:16]>> Where would you like consent? How did he survive that?

[00:09:20]>> Where's Nordberg? He's right here, Frank. Right. Nordberg. It's me.

[00:09:25]>> What do you mean? Where's Nordberg?

[00:09:28]What do you mean? You're at the hospital. There's only one guy in the hospital bed.

[00:09:35]I'm already loling. This is good, guys.

[00:09:38]This is healthy. Okay. I needed this >> ship. A boat.

[00:09:42]>> That's right, Nordberg. A boat. Now, when you're better, we'll go sailing together on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.

[00:09:48]>> No, no, no. On a boat, dummy.

[00:09:51]>> Quick, give this man some drugs quick.

[00:09:52]Can't you see he's in pain?

[00:09:54]>> Give him a shot quickly.

[00:09:55]>> No, >> no.

[00:09:57]>> Heroin. Frank Nordberg. That's a pretty tall order.

[00:10:01]You're going to have to give me a couple of days on that one.

[00:10:05]>> Oh my gosh, >> Nordberg. Oh, he was such a good mad prank. He never >> Oh my gosh. I want to thank >> It's hard to tell. This is very very It gives me It gives me It makes me It makes me want to squeeze something, you know, just really take it out on like a stress ball. He stresses me out. The way he misses everything and takes it so literally, you know. He's like, "Tell me what happened." The guy's like, "Drugs."

[00:10:33]Fills him up with drugs. It's just great.

[00:10:36]>> Be a roving gang of thugs, a black mailer, an angry house.

[00:10:39]>> We know who did it.

[00:10:40]>> A gay lover, >> guy. Guy selling heroin.

[00:10:45]Good cop, >> a gay lover.

[00:10:46]>> Needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlam.

[00:10:50]>> He's so bad. He's so bad.

[00:10:52]>> Having your net spit off by a laplander.

[00:10:54]That's the way I want to go.

[00:10:58]>> That's the way I want to go, you freak.

[00:11:00]>> Just think positively. Never let a doubt enter your mind.

[00:11:05]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:11:06]>> Well, but I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.

[00:11:12]>> Everything he says is so upsetting.

[00:11:14]Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.

[00:11:21]>> Unless he's such a jerk. But he delivers it. So, you know, so straight. I don't know who decided that Liam should be a comedy actor, but whoever saw that talent him, I give them credit because he is so good at this. I don't know anyone else who acts quite like this.

[00:11:42]Maybe Zach Gaffanel Gaffanas, you know, from The Hangover. He's really good at delivering lines very like flat and being very funny and saying things very seriously. And yeah, that's the only other actor I can think of that's really brilliant at that delivery. But whoever did this, we need to find out who picked him for Airplane, who cast him.

[00:12:04]>> Franken Nordberg said, "I love you." He was telling you the name of the ship.

[00:12:08]>> Yes.

[00:12:10]>> Now, yay. Hey, At least somebody figured it out.

[00:12:13]>> We have placed the Queen's security in the hands of police squad.

[00:12:17]>> Oh, great.

[00:12:19]>> Oh, great. Frank's in charge of charge of the queen >> by Lieutenant Frank Griffith.

[00:12:24]>> Frank's inh.

[00:12:28]That's going to be great.

[00:12:31]>> Thank you, your honor. Protecting the safety of the queen.

[00:12:34]>> Who snorts like that? For no matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious.

[00:12:42]>> She's horrified he said that.

[00:12:46]>> Thank you, Lieutenant Dre.

[00:12:48]>> No matter how dumb it is to have a queen, we're going to still help her.

[00:12:52]>> Being at this portion of the Queen's American Goodwill, >> he's taking the mic into the bathroom if you notice, >> which is not good.

[00:13:04]Ah, I've done this before. I noticed that right away because >> indeed it is for all the people.

[00:13:11]>> I've done it. I've done it. It's very embarrassing.

[00:13:14]>> Will be the queen's >> public appearance.

[00:13:19]>> Please don't go number two. Please don't go number two. Actually, please do go number two. I take that back.

[00:13:30]The way she's like waiting. She's like, "What's next?"

[00:13:33]>> Um, we also would like, >> she's horrified.

[00:13:46]>> Oh. Oh, no. Oh, I wish you would never do. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine.

[00:13:56]>> Lieutenant Reban, Police Squad.

[00:13:59]>> Oh, I remember you, Dreban. What? What did he pull out there? All the photos.

[00:14:05]>> All right. His name is Nordberg. He's a cop.

[00:14:07]>> He was no cop. He was dealing H.

[00:14:09]>> What?

[00:14:09]>> I'm telling you.

[00:14:10]>> Dealing H.

[00:14:11]>> All right. All right. He worked at Lewig Shipping. He tried to >> Oh, reception committee. And now I was getting ready to question him about >> Oh gosh.

[00:14:20]>> murder on his own docks.

[00:14:22]>> Oh my gosh. He hits everything.

[00:14:26]>> Mr. Lewig.

[00:14:28]>> Yes. Lieutenant Jan to see you, sir.

[00:14:31]>> Yeah, he is bad.

[00:14:34]>> Show him in.

[00:14:35]>> Ew. Why is he like holding a fish to That's creepy.

[00:14:41]He's just holding it.

[00:14:42]>> Uh, Cuban?

[00:14:43]>> Uh, no. Dutch Irish. My father was from Wales.

[00:14:47]>> Nobody thinks you're Cuban, Liam.

[00:14:49]Nobody. Nobody.

[00:14:50]>> Like the Japanese fighting fish.

[00:14:53]Beautiful, graceful, elegant.

[00:14:54]>> It is a cool looking fish. is valued at over $20,000.

[00:14:59]>> Wow.

[00:14:59]>> This is a rare samurai pen. A gift from Emperor Hirohito.

[00:15:05]>> Yeah, he's definitely making money off heroin. Look how rich he is.

[00:15:09]>> But I'm sure you didn't pay me this visit to hear a lecture.

[00:15:12]>> Is he going to break it?

[00:15:14]>> What is he doing?

[00:15:15]>> I'm investigating the attempted murder of one of your dog workers.

[00:15:19]>> Oh. Oh.

[00:15:21]>> A man named Nordberg. Uh a police officer.

[00:15:27]He was shot six times.

[00:15:28]>> Wait, is >> the bullets missed every vital organ?

[00:15:32]>> If he touches the fish, it's deadly though, right? Oh, >> so they were able to get him to the hospital in time.

[00:15:37]>> Yes, he's in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Mer.

[00:15:41]>> Don't tell him where he is, you dummy.

[00:15:44]He just gives him the exact location when this is a possible suspect. He's so stupid.

[00:15:50]>> And there is no room in my organization.

[00:15:53]>> Oh, >> criminal. Oh, >> look out there. A vast >> Do you have any idea what was out there years ago?

[00:16:03]>> You bet you do.

[00:16:04]>> Oh. Oh, this is like in my nightmares.

[00:16:08]>> But now, of course, that land is able to generate >> Oh my gosh.

[00:16:11]>> the amount of profit per square foot.

[00:16:14]>> Are you all right, Lieutenant?

[00:16:16]>> His nose.

[00:16:17]>> Norberg been able to um tell you anything?

[00:16:20]>> Oh, no. He killed the fish. Well, of course, uh, he hasn't been able to tell us a thing, uh, so far.

[00:16:26]>> $20,000 >> consciousness.

[00:16:30]We'll see if he can still play the >> Oh my gosh.

[00:16:33]>> Uh, Miss Spencer, this is Lieutenant Frank Dreven from Police Squad.

[00:16:37]>> Uh-oh. The lady in red.

[00:16:40]>> Mr. Dven, >> it's going to be Okay. Oh, that is Priscilla right there.

[00:16:52]Oh.

[00:16:58]Ow. That's terrible.

[00:17:03]She looks really pretty.

[00:17:05]>> She had a full set of curves.

[00:17:08]Kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day.

[00:17:11]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you mean, man. Suck on those legs. Good.

[00:17:17]>> Oh, she's a little clumsy. This was starting to get interesting.

[00:17:26]>> She's so clumsy. It's great.

[00:17:28]>> Nice, Beaieber.

[00:17:29]>> Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

[00:17:32]>> Let me help you with that.

[00:17:35]>> Oh my gosh, that was so pervy. That was so pervy. That Oh, I thought, whoa, we're going there.

[00:17:47]Okay, we're going there.

[00:17:49]Nice, beaver.

[00:17:51]Thanks. I just had it stuffed, guys.

[00:17:54]This is This is This is good. This is good. I like when it gets a little a little runchy just for a second, but then they reel it back in real fast.

[00:18:05]>> Of course. Well, perhaps some other time.

[00:18:07]>> How about a rain check?

[00:18:09]>> Well, let's just stick to dinner.

[00:18:13]>> I know. He can't He can't take anything as it is. Let's just stick to dinner. Is she sneaking? Is she Is she pretending?

[00:18:20]Is she a double spy? Cuz like look at this guy coming in.

[00:18:24]>> He's an intriguing fellow. This Lieutenant Dven, don't you think?

[00:18:29]>> Well, I I don't >> Oh, she might actually like him.

[00:18:32]>> He seems very nice.

[00:18:33]>> Jane, I realize this is an unusual request.

[00:18:36]>> Oh, here we go.

[00:18:37]>> To get to know Lieutenant Drean a little better. Find out what he knows.

[00:18:42]>> Well, Mr. Ledwick.

[00:18:44]>> Yeah, she she's going to be Mhm. Mhm.

[00:18:47]She's going to have to flirt with him more.

[00:18:50]>> Police squad.

[00:18:52]>> I figured to stop by and see what the >> Oh my gosh.

[00:18:58]>> fiber samples if they aren't too hoping in this case we wouldn't come up.

[00:19:03]>> He's such an idiot.

[00:19:06]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:19:11]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:19:12]>> Everybody catch a license, please.

[00:19:15]I don't know.

[00:19:16]>> Anybody going to look at the driver?

[00:19:24]>> He's so bad.

[00:19:26]>> But in actuality, >> makes quite a handy weapon.

[00:19:31]>> Oh, a cop in the field would need. We call it the Swiss Army shoe.

[00:19:36]>> That's great.

[00:19:36]>> Swiss Army >> fiber sample.

[00:19:39]>> Let me just show you one more thing, Frank.

[00:19:40]>> That's pretty cool.

[00:19:41]>> Cufflings I'm wearing. Well, they're not just cufflings. Each one fires.

[00:19:46]>> It keeps going.

[00:19:47]>> Here, let me demonstrate on Ed.

[00:19:51]>> Oh, >> why?

[00:19:56]>> Don't worry, he'll be up and around in no time. Why don't >> poor Ed?

[00:20:03]>> I can't see anything.

[00:20:04]>> Use your open eye, Frank.

[00:20:08]>> Oh, yeah. I can see it now.

[00:20:10]>> He's dumb dumb. The press should pick this up with Nordberg still part of the force. It'd be embarrassing to the police and the city.

[00:20:17]>> Yes, it would. So embarrassing.

[00:20:19]>> Sorry, Frank. I'm giving you 24 hours to clear Nordberg.

[00:20:23]>> Oh, imagine what he thinks.

[00:20:35]>> Mr. Papmere is here.

[00:20:38]Show him in >> his $20,000 fish.

[00:20:42]>> My price is $20 million.

[00:20:46]>> Price is not a problem.

[00:20:47]>> 20 million for what?

[00:20:49]>> Service for two, please.

[00:20:58]>> She's an assassin. She Oh my gosh.

[00:21:08]Wow.

[00:21:10]Will that be with cream and sugar, sir?

[00:21:13]>> Mr. Pashmir.

[00:21:14]>> Oh my gosh, that's so dark.

[00:21:16]>> Tell me, Mr. Pashmir, have you ever seen sensory induced?

[00:21:20]>> It's kind of cool.

[00:21:21]>> I doubt whether it will be her. Good secretaries are so hard to find these days.

[00:21:28]>> Yeah, because they cover up your crap. I had 24 hours to come up with something that would clear my good friend's name.

[00:21:36]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:21:37]>> Hospital with Lickwood shipping records to see if I could jog Nord.

[00:21:41]>> He has a new car. How >> I finish with Mr. Norbert?

[00:21:45]>> Yes, doctor >> cuz he literally gave the location away.

[00:22:02]Is he under control? The doctor?

[00:22:04]>> Oh. Uh, Lieutenant Dreban called and sent him home.

[00:22:06]>> Lieutenant Dreban.

[00:22:08]>> I must kill.

[00:22:10]>> Yes.

[00:22:11]>> I must kill Nordberg.

[00:22:15]>> So scary.

[00:22:19]Why is he holding the pillow like it's >> He didn't have to do that. Oh my gosh.

[00:22:27]I actually like that it's OJ Simpson's character getting beat up this whole time. He >> police squad follow that >> police squad. So dumb.

[00:22:41]He's not a good police guy.

[00:22:43]>> Signal now. Pull into traffic.

[00:22:47]>> Uh-oh.

[00:22:50]>> Oh no.

[00:22:51]>> Try and ease off on the break.

[00:22:55]>> Give it a little gas. Okay. This is when you get in the driver's seat.

[00:22:59]>> Normally, you would not be going 65 down the wrong way of a oneway street.

[00:23:04]>> Yeah. Normally, that's not Oh crap.

[00:23:07]>> By the brakes.

[00:23:09]Now, put it in reverse.

[00:23:15]>> Impressive. She should definitely pass.

[00:23:19]>> You dumb.

[00:23:20]>> Stephanie, gently extend your arm >> and flick him off. Bend your middle finger.

[00:23:30]>> He's a good teacher.

[00:23:31]>> Well done.

[00:23:32]>> There he is.

[00:23:34]>> Go for it, Stephanie.

[00:23:37]>> Yes, Steph.

[00:23:46]Oh, we're going now. Stephanie's on a mission.

[00:23:50]Oh my gosh.

[00:23:53]Does the doctor just die?

[00:23:56]Oh yeah, he dies. It's kind of sad. Oh. Oh, never mind. Oh no, this is bad.

[00:24:09]All right, >> that's sad. A fireworks store. Really?

[00:24:13]>> Nothing to see here, please.

[00:24:17]The >> poor doctor.

[00:24:20]>> And where the hell was I?

[00:24:25]He's up in the hills.

[00:24:32]He's so freaking clumsy. And just actually that was actually that was good. That was good. The cargo was Oh, okay. There we go. Never mind. Never mind.

[00:24:44]>> Oh, >> you're late.

[00:24:49]>> That depends on what I'm late for sometime.

[00:24:53]That's great.

[00:24:54]>> Tonight became sometime.

[00:24:57]>> Very sexy outfit there.

[00:24:59]>> How hot and wet do you like it?

[00:25:02]>> Very hot and awfully wet.

[00:25:06]>> Oh wow.

[00:25:09]Little little perviness comes out every now and then.

[00:25:12]>> It's yours.

[00:25:14]I didn't want to get stained or wrinkled.

[00:25:16]At least not yet.

[00:25:20]Oh, >> do you mind if I slip into something more comfortable?

[00:25:26]>> Why is he looking like that?

[00:25:31]>> He should be concerned. He should be worried. Like, this chick is just falling into his lap. Come on. Girls don't do this. She's all about him all of a sudden. Like, put two and two together. He's so dumb that he's going to miss it. He's not going to be able to tell that she's getting information.

[00:25:49]That looks nice.

[00:25:50]>> Interesting.

[00:25:51]>> Just coming over to cook for him.

[00:25:53]>> I saw the veil.

[00:25:55]>> I was young. I needed the work.

[00:25:57]>> No, no.

[00:26:07]That's what I'm going to say when I'm in my 50s and 60s. Well, I saw your um old content. I was young. I needed the money.

[00:26:18]That's so good. That's so good, guys.

[00:26:22]Oh, I gotta love it. No, I won't say that. I'll never make an excuse for what I'm doing. No regrets, baby. Okay. No regrets.

[00:26:29]>> Probably an oversight.

[00:26:31]How was your um meat?

[00:26:35]>> Sh, girl.

[00:26:38]>> You be the judge of that.

[00:26:42]>> Wow.

[00:26:45]>> Wow.

[00:26:48]I've got nine more.

[00:26:52]>> So weird.

[00:26:54]>> Be back on the circuit riding motocross.

[00:26:57]But I'd give it all up tomorrow to live in a world without crime.

[00:27:01]>> He's so noble.

[00:27:04]Oh wow.

[00:27:05]>> This is all happening too fast.

[00:27:09]I've been hurt before.

[00:27:11]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:27:13]Too fast. For years, we used to go to all the police functions together.

[00:27:17]>> Oh, here we go.

[00:27:18]>> Oh, I loved her. She had her music.

[00:27:22]>> I think she had her music.

[00:27:23]>> I think >> don't recall her playing an instrument.

[00:27:26]>> Oh.

[00:27:26]>> Or being able to carry a tune, yet she was on the road 300 days out of the year.

[00:27:31]>> She was cheating.

[00:27:32]>> Fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas.

[00:27:35]>> I never heard play music.

[00:27:38]>> Same old story. Boy finds girl. Boy, >> did you actually ever know this woman?

[00:27:43]Boy forgets girl. Boy remembers girl.

[00:27:46]Girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

[00:27:50]>> Terrible.

[00:27:51]>> Goody year.

[00:27:52]>> No, the worst.

[00:27:54]>> You poor dear.

[00:27:57]>> Like the brand Goodyear.

[00:27:59]>> Oh, Frank. It's not that.

[00:28:02]Why did you have to be so wonderful?

[00:28:04]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:28:05]>> There's something I ought to tell you.

[00:28:07]>> No.

[00:28:08]>> She's practically in his lab. Maybe we're just two lonely souls who have found each other.

[00:28:13]>> He is kind of romantic, but funny face.

[00:28:19]>> Please tell me she's not actually smitten.

[00:28:26]It is kind of crazy the age gap though.

[00:28:29]He's way too old for her. But oh, at least he Okay, I like that he took off his clothes, too. If it was just going to be her, I was going to be really annoyed. This is better. They're both getting naked on screen. I love that. That's amazing.

[00:28:46]The way he slipped it off. He has a good body.

[00:28:50]>> I want you to know I practice safe sex.

[00:28:54]>> So do I.

[00:28:56]>> I want you to know.

[00:29:02]>> Oh my gosh. No. What am I watching?

[00:29:10]No, no, no, no, no.

[00:29:16]Titans.

[00:29:18]Titans.

[00:29:20]Big enough to fit your whole body. Titan drug company. Abstinence.

[00:29:28]Oh my gosh, that is brilliant. One rolled latex condom. The bag is guys. No. No. We are not about to have a montage of them now.

[00:29:48]>> Matching tats.

[00:29:51]>> This is so LA.

[00:29:57]>> What?

[00:30:00]What a weird couple of dates. These two are perfect for each other.

[00:30:07]>> They did all of this, man. He's >> He's pretty good to date, huh?

[00:30:15]>> Platoon.

[00:30:25]He's coming out.

[00:30:28]Oh my gosh. This just this frame is so good.

[00:30:32]>> You really mean that, Jane? You're not just saying it because we exchanged bodily fluids.

[00:30:38]>> No, I really >> You're very special.

[00:30:41]>> He's so weird.

[00:30:43]>> Can I interest you in a night cap?

[00:30:44]>> No, thank you. I don't wear them.

[00:30:46]Actually, I'm on duty. We're on steak out tonight.

[00:30:48]>> No thanks.

[00:30:51]>> I'll call you tomorrow.

[00:30:53]>> She loves him for him, guys. It's very sweet.

[00:31:00]She's so beautiful. I can't get over it.

[00:31:02]I've never seen her before. Like only images of Priscilla. I've never seen her in in um a film. I've never seen her in a video. It's crazy.

[00:31:13]>> She's smitten.

[00:31:17]Not the legs. Not the heel click. I mean, American Express. Wow. The card still looks the same. That's amazing.

[00:31:31]He has good style. This This guy This house is epic. I would love to live in a house like this.

[00:31:38]>> Bingo.

[00:31:42]>> Bingo. Literally.

[00:31:46]Oh, I hate him sometimes, but I love him.

[00:31:54]Okay, that's not stealth.

[00:31:59]No, don't touch the cards. Don't do it.

[00:32:08]Nice.

[00:32:13]>> He can't see. He's going to He's going to light it on fire.

[00:32:16]>> 20 million deposited of Manny Bank Zurich upon proof of Queen's debt.

[00:32:23]>> Oh, he didn't light it on fire. Good for him.

[00:32:27]Oh. Oh, no. I spoke too soon.

[00:32:32]That was literally his evidence. Oh my god, he's so dumb. I'm so annoyed.

[00:32:39]I love him, but he gives me anxiety.

[00:32:41]Like, I want to squeeze I want to squeeze something, you know? No, no, no, no.

[00:32:51]That's terrible.

[00:32:54]as he's coming home.

[00:33:00]He's just going to dip. Oh my gosh.

[00:33:07]Oh my gosh. What is he going to do?

[00:33:13]Of course he's grabbing the boobs. Of course.

[00:33:18]Oh.

[00:33:27]Oh my god.

[00:33:31]>> He didn't know.

[00:33:34]>> Oh, this is so pervy cuz it's like he's like reaching up at it. That's so good.

[00:33:52]Oh, he's up. He's up.

[00:33:57]He's happy.

[00:34:01]Why? He's holding a giant pee peeing without a search warrant. Destroying property. Arson.

[00:34:08]>> He He messed up.

[00:34:09]>> Assault with a concrete dildo. What the hell were you doing there in the first place?

[00:34:14]>> Yes. Yes, I know. I'm sorry.

[00:34:15]>> No.

[00:34:17]Assault with the concrete dildo. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I love it. I love it.

[00:34:23]I love it.

[00:34:25]>> Sexual assault with a concrete dildo.

[00:34:28]>> That's terrible. That's terrible.

[00:34:30]>> Vincent Bloodwig is one of the most respected members of this community.

[00:34:35]>> His charges are insane, guys. I'll never forget that.

[00:34:38]>> A Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar. You [ __ ] >> He shot them.

[00:34:44]>> You killed five actors. Good ones.

[00:34:48]>> Your honor, >> Dan. your presence.

[00:34:50]>> That's so messed up.

[00:34:52]>> Is that understood?

[00:34:54]>> We understand, too. Thank you.

[00:34:56]>> That's so messed up. He killed F, >> guys. That's messed up. That's kind of sad. Not me sympathizing with the actors.

[00:35:10]This is dark. It's dark. Okay.

[00:35:13]>> And we'll get our first glimpse of the Queen, Ken, as she begins her first.

[00:35:17]>> Ew. Ew.

[00:35:20]>> That's right, Bob. And it's a balmy, beautiful evening for it, too. She'll be going straight from here.

[00:35:24]>> 1982 >> by the mayor.

[00:35:27]>> Typical man's fridge. Everything's old and expired. That milk is disgusting.

[00:35:34]>> Jank.

[00:35:37]>> A them.

[00:35:41]>> Well, woos. Are they back in business? I thought they closed down 3 years ago.

[00:35:45]>> Ew. Ew. Has it been that long? I don't feel like Chinese tonight anyway.

[00:35:53]>> They need to be concerned about wrong about Vincent.

[00:35:59]>> When?

[00:36:00]>> Tonight. He wants you to meet with the Seventh Street Stockyards.

[00:36:02]>> But she knows that he's bad, right? Or does she not know? She's clueless.

[00:36:07]>> Of course I will. Funny face for you.

[00:36:11]>> He is the funny face.

[00:36:16]Nasty. I think everyone has parents like that that store so much food in their closets. It's something about that generation.

[00:36:25]There's so many canned foods that are expired in my mom's pantry when we were growing up. We would laugh.

[00:36:33]Danger. Toxic waste.

[00:36:38]>> Disgusting.

[00:36:43]Oh.

[00:36:45]Ew.

[00:36:52]Scary. Such like crazy deaths, you know.

[00:36:55]No one dies in a normal way. So dramatic. Oh, the queen. The queen is here.

[00:37:02]>> Hey, I didn't do anything.

[00:37:03]>> Oh, yeah. Well, how about this? You think we were born yesterday? You didn't do anything. Huh?

[00:37:09]>> He's taking his >> Look here. He's got a picture of your wife.

[00:37:14]>> The gun.

[00:37:18]>> So stupid.

[00:37:20]>> It's all right. That's okay, Frank.

[00:37:22]Let's get in the hole.

[00:37:23]>> The gun.

[00:37:27]>> So stupid. So stupid. Bad. Bad.

[00:37:33]He just can't focus on what's important ever.

[00:37:35]>> Fighting me.

[00:37:36]>> Pleasure is all mine. No idea. And perhaps uhoh >> time or place to talk.

[00:37:41]>> It's way past.

[00:37:42]>> He's He's there cuz he's got to do it.

[00:37:45]He's got to do the deed.

[00:37:46]>> You're looking at a full court press.

[00:37:49]>> Mr. Dripping.

[00:37:50]>> I like how he grabbed a piece of cake.

[00:37:52]>> Cops and women don't mix. Like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

[00:38:00]>> Yes, it will. Yes. Sure. Yes, it will leave you hollow inside.

[00:38:04]>> Doing what I was told to do. like make life left to me.

[00:38:10]>> That only makes things easier. Princess, >> wait.

[00:38:13]>> To think I trusted you. I mean, >> she did that cuz she really liked him.

[00:38:17]Even though they were giant condoms, you know, she liked him.

[00:38:21]>> By the way, I faked every orgasm.

[00:38:26]>> Funny face.

[00:38:28]>> Time to commemorate.

[00:38:29]>> He faked >> the city of Los Angeles.

[00:38:33]>> But uh but they're safe sex. You know what? Never mind. their their practices would lead to uh the assumption that it was definitely faked if there was one >> to the royal family this revolution.

[00:38:45]>> He's just trying to hurt her. He's hurt.

[00:38:47]He's a little sad.

[00:38:48]>> Queen Elizabeth II.

[00:38:50]>> Okay. Queen Elizabeth. I wonder what they're going to do when they they're not going to show her face obviously, are they?

[00:38:59]Oh, they got an actress for her.

[00:39:10]Oh my gosh.

[00:39:15]Oh my gosh. No, he did not.

[00:39:21]>> That's bad. That's bad. That's bad.

[00:39:24]>> The way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers. What is journalism coming to?

[00:39:30]>> That's so bad. legs wrapped around you and they call that news.

[00:39:35]>> Yeah, it's news.

[00:39:36]>> Isn't always fair. Just think the next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

[00:39:42]>> It's five people he killed, guys. Five.

[00:39:46]>> Please believe me. Vincent Lewick and I there was never anything between us. He likes these German men.

[00:39:52]>> Oh, okay.

[00:39:55]>> I like cops. All right.

[00:39:57]>> Oh, >> are you telling us that Vincent Lewig is going to just shoot the queen in front of 60,000 fans?

[00:40:03]>> No. He said a player's going to do it during this.

[00:40:05]>> Oh, >> starts in 20 minutes.

[00:40:07]>> I better get down there right away.

[00:40:09]>> I'll go with you.

[00:40:10]>> Yes.

[00:40:11]>> This is going to get you back on the force, Frank. We're all right behind you.

[00:40:14]>> Why would you want him back on the force? He murders innocent people.

[00:40:19]>> I wanted you to know now.

[00:40:21]>> Whatever.

[00:40:22]>> I've loved you since the first day I met you. I'll never stop. Oh my god, >> I'm a very lucky woman.

[00:40:28]>> He actually pulls her somehow.

[00:40:31]>> He is sweet. But >> I'm a very lucky woman. So am I.

[00:40:39]>> There's probably a joke every other sentence, you know.

[00:40:42]>> Tell me if I'm missing any of them or any references. I want to know. Comment right now. Colette, you missed this.

[00:40:49]Thanks.

[00:40:50]>> Inviting you to join us for this allimp important ballgate. Okay, those headsets are awesome.

[00:40:56]>> Please rise and give a hearty Los Angeles welcome to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

[00:41:01]>> So cool. They're there. I love LA, guys.

[00:41:04]I love it.

[00:41:09]Wait till she sees him. She's going to freak out.

[00:41:16]>> Okay. Okay. Okay. She's She's separated from Frank right now.

[00:41:20]For now. He's going to redeem himself.

[00:41:23]>> I'll send him right over.

[00:41:25]>> I do not wait for him. He waits for me.

[00:41:30]>> Him trying to pretend like he wasn't spying.

[00:41:34]>> See, I am the head usher.

[00:41:35]>> I'm here to help.

[00:41:37]>> Excuse me, >> Mr. Palazzo.

[00:41:42]>> Yes, >> I'm the head usher.

[00:41:45]>> One second.

[00:41:46]>> Nice. the California Angels and the city of Los Angeles on the occasion.

[00:41:51]>> This suit just fits him magically.

[00:41:54]>> Opera star Enrio Palazzo.

[00:41:57]The >> guy was like 10 times bigger than him.

[00:41:59]The suit fits.

[00:42:00]>> Mr. Palazzo will now sing our natural heaven.

[00:42:05]>> No.

[00:42:07]No.

[00:42:12]>> That's not bad.

[00:42:17]It's could be way worse.

[00:42:21]>> Yeah.

[00:42:25]>> Oh no. Everyone's going to recognize him.

[00:42:38]>> He doesn't even know the words.

[00:42:42]>> Lots of bombs in the air.

[00:42:49]That is so funny.

[00:42:52]>> Lots of bombs. Yeah. I can't.

[00:42:57]>> Oh my god. The way he tied him up.

[00:43:02]>> In the home of the land.

[00:43:07]>> He finished.

[00:43:08]>> And now as the crowd settles back down, we'll wait for the exchange of lineups.

[00:43:12]The bomb's bursting in the air.

[00:43:16]>> Oh, excuse me. Uh, could you tell me is this an official bat?

[00:43:23]>> Somehow his tactics work somehow. He's always like asks this question. He's like, "Wait, what's that?" Or it works.

[00:43:36]I don't go to any sports games and I live in LA. I feel like I should change that. It would be fun to go.

[00:43:44]That looks so inappropriate.

[00:43:54]>> A lot of sex jokes, you know. Very, very wrong. [ __ ] Oh my gosh.

[00:44:05]Oh, I want a hot dog real bad. You do not throw any objects in the stands or on the field. We thank you for >> Es to the first.

[00:44:23]>> Ew. I'm so grossed out. That's disgusting.

[00:44:27]I don't want a hot dog anymore.

[00:44:29]>> And I'm sure that group of lovely ladies would agree.

[00:44:31]>> Well, they ought to. Those are the players wives on hand doing.

[00:44:34]>> Hey, I recognize some of them from 16 candles. So weird, guys. This movie The finger is still making me feel nauseous.

[00:44:43]>> Frank, it's Frank.

[00:44:46]>> How the heck is he going to do that?

[00:44:52]>> Oh gosh. He doesn't know what he's doing. Ew.

[00:44:57]Ew. This is making me feel gross. Ew.

[00:45:01]>> Nothing to report so far, Chief. Don't worry. Okay, this is like backtoback nasty. I don't feel good.

[00:45:14]>> What?

[00:45:18]>> Strike.

[00:45:20]>> Oh, he's supposed to say strike. I wouldn't even know what to do.

[00:45:29]The way he's cheering, stop. Oh my gosh, he's such a jewel. He's dancing. He's having fun. We're on a mission. Frank, you love him, but you hate him. Like, it's both.

[00:45:57]The guy can move. Okay, he can dance.

[00:46:00]I'll give him that credit.

[00:46:07]>> I'm still upset that he killed five people, but I I I know he means well, okay, he doesn't want to hurt anyone.

[00:46:19]>> Him filling up every player.

[00:46:27]Not him jumping with him like with his hands like >> He's touched every single person. No one has it.

[00:46:37]>> Have you found him yet?

[00:46:38]>> No. And I've searched almost everybody.

[00:46:40]Yeah, I saw that. There's only one more out.

[00:46:43]>> I saw that.

[00:46:44]>> Don't let him get that third out. Right, Anna?

[00:46:48]>> Don't let him get it.

[00:46:54]Why is he getting nervous? There's a reason he's catch it. Catch it.

[00:47:06]>> There's a reason.

[00:47:09]>> There's a throw by the catcher. And now they've got hung up.

[00:47:13]>> There's no way.

[00:47:14]>> What the hell you think you're doing?

[00:47:16]You can't what?

[00:47:19]>> You can't do that. Hey, wait a minute.

[00:47:22]Stop it right now. GIVE ME THAT BALL.

[00:47:26]>> It's in the ball. It's in the ball.

[00:47:28]>> Hey, look at that guy. It's the third out.

[00:47:32]>> Oh no. Oh. Oh no. Oh, that's what it is.

[00:47:37]He's going to control him.

[00:47:42]He's like holding the remote.

[00:47:45]>> The queen.

[00:47:45]>> There it is. Of course, it's under the base. Of course.

[00:47:55]Now he's going to get redeemed because he's saved the queen. This is good.

[00:47:59]>> Bad for the world, but good for the movie.

[00:48:03]>> I wonder if these are real LA baseball players. I bet you they are. That would be cool. I'm going to look that up.

[00:48:13]Oh my gosh.

[00:48:17]He's like the Terminator. He just keeps going.

[00:48:24]The queen is oblivious.

[00:48:27]Like how >> I must kill the queen.

[00:48:38]>> Nice.

[00:48:44]>> Is she going to fall on the guy and kill him?

[00:48:54]OKAY, HE'S NOT DEAD.

[00:48:57]>> WHO? WHO?

[00:49:00]>> OH. OH. OH, that's right. The other guy.

[00:49:07]>> The way he's thrashing a doll around.

[00:49:14]>> Stay where you are. German.

[00:49:16]>> He's got a gun.

[00:49:18]Yeah, we can see >> two can play at that game.

[00:49:25]He's >> so stupid. I love it. Yes.

[00:49:28]>> You just stunned. You'll be all right in a couple of minutes.

[00:49:32]>> Oh, >> now he's dead.

[00:49:38]>> Well, maybe not. Oh.

[00:49:44]Oh.

[00:49:47]Oh.

[00:49:48]Ew. The noises.

[00:49:54]It's like the body outline shape of the guy in the water, too. That's so gross.

[00:50:02]Ew.

[00:50:05]Oh, no. It just keeps going. It never ends.

[00:50:11]It never ends, guys.

[00:50:13]>> Frank Drebin, >> no. Don't shoot, >> James.

[00:50:18]>> He's going to try to talk her out of it.

[00:50:20]>> Funny face.

[00:50:22]>> I must kill Frank Dan.

[00:50:24]>> Hey, look.

[00:50:26]>> How do you do this? Who's that?

[00:50:28]>> And Frank Dreven loves you.

[00:50:30]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:50:31]>> Jane, listen to me.

[00:50:33]>> Oh, this is so fun. So cheesy.

[00:50:36]>> I finally found someone I can love.

[00:50:39]>> So sweet.

[00:50:40]>> Good. Clean love without utens.

[00:50:44]I bought something for you.

[00:50:47]It's not very >> Wow. A ring?

[00:50:50]>> It's an engagement ring.

[00:50:53]>> Whoa.

[00:50:54]>> But I wanted to wait until we were alone.

[00:50:58]>> Practicing safe sex. Is that when you were going to do it?

[00:51:00]>> I love you, Jane.

[00:51:07]>> Nice.

[00:51:09]>> I'm sorry.

[00:51:14]This is amazing.

[00:51:17]This is what the freak Amish people.

[00:51:21]There's just >> a dog.

[00:51:23]>> I yelled at you yesterday. I really am.

[00:51:26]>> Wow. Frank just unites us all, guys. He brings us all together.

[00:51:31]>> And Monday morning, we want you back at Police Squad.

[00:51:34]>> Feel bad for the the next people who get killed because of him. But >> there's someone else here who wants to thank you, >> Nordberg. How you >> Oh my gosh, >> that's wonderful.

[00:51:49]>> Oh, Frank, everyone should >> Oh.

[00:51:52]>> Oh, I do like that. I know I said that. I was glad that OJ Simpson's character kept getting hurt, but like actually very happy. Okay, so this is based on a TV show. I I was reading before I watched this. I got to check out the TV show. It's funny. It's funny. It's good.

[00:52:13]I don't know anyone else who acts like this. Leslie Nielsen, his humor is quite pleasant, quite fun. You know, it puts you in a good mood. It's just everyone can understand it. It's universal. And that's why it works so well because everyone gets the joke. I'm sure I miss a lot of jokes, so please say what I missed, but you know what I mean. like we all can get it. It's It's not virtue signaling like a lot of comedies today.

[00:52:43]It's not trying to tell us how to think, how to be. It's just funny. It's simple.

[00:52:48]Simple. Perfect. All right. Thank you for asking me to watch The Naked Gun. I read my comments again. Please let me know what else I should re react to. I will do it. And head over to Patreon if you want to talk at patreon.com/colletcherry.

[00:53:04]I'll see you there. Bye. YouTube. See you in the next movie reaction.