Trapped by Chat Boxes & Charity Shops! 😂 Sharon vs On The Beach | Horncastle Chaos & Pink Cakes 💕

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[00:00:02]Hello gang. Uh I'm so first of all I'm so glad you enjoyed the uh zoo videos uh with your love. He was absolutely thrilled my friend Posh Tweet Carl um with your comments uh that you made underneath the two uh zoo videos. So thank you very much. You've made him very happy with your comments there. I'm so glad you enjoyed those two videos. Uh today uh I'm going out with my sister, right? And I have my new camera here.

[00:00:29]Right here it is. Look.

[00:00:32]Okay. Now, uh, obviously it comes with instructions. Well, you have to go on the internet, find instructions on YouTube. I'm not good at following instructions. I need to be shown. Do you know what I mean? I need to be shown by someone. So, here's the new little camera. It's got a little screen like that. You turn it like that. Look, it comes on. Look at that. Look. And it moves into position. And uh this is what I'm going to be testing out today. And I'll just see how that Oh, it's recording now. What's it recording?

[00:01:00]What's in front? Oh, it's recording myself.

[00:01:03]I look quite good, don't I?

[00:01:06]Yes, I do. Okay. So, at the moment, I'm using my phone to video me. Uh, but this is what I'm going to be using today. Uh, and meeting out with my sister. Now, I gather there's some way of turning the little camera. Oh, there it goes. Oh, LOOK AT THAT. IT'S GETTING IT. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. I could just do this. I'd be happy just doing that. Watching it go swirl its head round and round. You know, like that. What's that film? The Exorcist.

[00:01:32]Don't No, it's not a good show to It's not a good film for children. It's not like Disney. Well, it kind of is. I suppose it kind of is. Anyway, uh let's go to my sister's house and uh we'll see what she's up to. Right. Well, I've just got here. We're now on the new little camera. It's only tiny as you just saw.

[00:01:50]Okay. Okay. So, we'll see where my sister is and uh we'll get in there. Let me hide some bits here. I haven't tidied the car up for her. Oh, look. Oh, look.

[00:02:00]And now push a button to turn it around, apparently. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Look at the state of the floor here. What's your car like? Can you see the floor? Hang on a minute. There's the window. Sorry. It take me a little while to get used to this. What's over there?

[00:02:14]That's that there. Can you see the floor? How do I move that then? Hang on a minute. Let me see if I can move that.

[00:02:20]No. Oh, no. That's the zoom.

[00:02:24]Uh, there's the corner. Can you see those bottles and all that on the floor?

[00:02:27]Oh, there we are. Look, you can see them there. Look at the state of this. That's Gary's going to use this for my um repair um on some of my windows and stuff. But anyway, we're at my sister's house. So, let's go and see if we can find her. See how miserable she's feeling today. Now, why is that why is that looking upwards?

[00:02:49]I I don't know. Why is that looking up?

[00:02:54]You're looking up, aren't you? Hang on.

[00:02:55]Let me turn it around again. Will that face me now? I don't know. Oh, that faces me. Hang on. So, let's turn it around. Oh, that's that's reset it.

[00:03:03]There we go. Let's see if she's here somewhere. Now, I've got no external microphone with me today. So, we're just using the built-in microphone. Those of you that are technically interested, this is a DJI Osmo 3. Okay, I think Martin might be working on the car as well. So, we'll see if he's there. Look all these tools and things here. Look.

[00:03:29]>> Oh, look. There we are.

[00:03:31]>> Hello.

[00:03:32]>> Hello.

[00:03:32]>> There he is working on a car there.

[00:03:34]Look. Oh, >> I've got my new little little microphone.

[00:03:38]>> Microphone and that from a >> Yes. You can't film much cuz I'm filming a video.

[00:03:42]>> Butler's Empire. Oh, are you? Oh, >> not yet. Oh, >> not at the moment.

[00:03:45]>> Oh, that looks a very old camera. Uh, no. This >> Now, how do I move the the camera up and down? Do I need to see?

[00:03:51]>> You don't need to. You just move it with your hand.

[00:03:55]>> It stays there. Look. Why is that?

[00:03:57]>> It's supposed If you look in the screen.

[00:03:58]>> Oh, I'm doing something wrong.

[00:03:59]>> It's supposed to Where you point the camera?

[00:04:02]>> Oh, >> now >> what's that do?

[00:04:04]>> What?

[00:04:04]>> Face auto detect. No, I don't want that, do I?

[00:04:08]>> Are you still filming?

[00:04:09]>> Yes, I think so.

[00:04:11]Uh, >> you don't want to mess about this screen. They I thought Gary set it for you.

[00:04:15]>> No, I don't. Everywhere you point the camera, the the gimbal goes. You don't >> I've done something wrong here now.

[00:04:20]Look.

[00:04:21]>> Hey, >> how do I get that off that screen there?

[00:04:23]What do I do? Look, I don't know what I'm doing here. Look, >> it's still on, I think. There we are.

[00:04:28]Hold on. Hold on. So, what's this here?

[00:04:30]Yeah, you've gone into something now.

[00:04:31]Just slide it sideways.

[00:04:33]>> Sideways. Okay, >> now when you go down. No, that's perfect. Look, >> that's not following up, is it?

[00:04:39]When you go down, look, >> if I if I look at you now >> and I want to look at your feet, I just move the camera down and it goes down to your feet.

[00:04:46]>> Oh, okay.

[00:04:47]>> So, that's as it should be now.

[00:04:48]>> Yeah.

[00:04:49]>> So, if you look at me. Yeah.

[00:04:51]>> Even though I'm all dirty at the moment.

[00:04:52]>> Yes. Oh, yeah. Can we see your very hardworking dirty hands? Look at Look at Look.

[00:04:57]>> Yeah.

[00:04:57]>> Oh, no. I couldn't be doing that.

[00:04:59]>> The thing is, >> take it into a garage.

[00:05:00]>> I've got the gloves, but I've not put them on.

[00:05:04]>> No. Yeah, I would have done something like that.

[00:05:06]>> That's what I do. It's like, you know, it's like, you know, when you're going in the oven.

[00:05:09]>> Yes.

[00:05:09]>> There's a great big hot thing. Oh, it'll probably be all right. You got Yeah.

[00:05:14]>> And you got mittens, but you don't your hands.

[00:05:16]>> What? What? What? What's all these things? What are these?

[00:05:19]>> Your sister's car oil change.

[00:05:22]>> So, rather than take it to a garage and spend about 130 quid.

[00:05:25]>> Is that what it is now?

[00:05:26]>> I do. Well, the oil alone come about 50 60 quid.

[00:05:29]>> 60 quid?

[00:05:30]>> Yeah. Send the filter. That's what I mean. To take a modern car to a garage, it's not an expensive thing. You've got to pay at least £80 an hour minimum for their labor plus the materials. You talk about 160 quid.

[00:05:42]>> You know, when I bought my latest spaceship.

[00:05:45]>> Oh yes.

[00:05:47]>> 5 years free servicing.

[00:05:48]>> Wow. There you go.

[00:05:49]>> Happy days.

[00:05:50]>> There you go.

[00:05:50]>> But I I never get the five years, do I?

[00:05:52]So >> Sharon's got every year free service cuz I do.

[00:05:55]>> Absolutely. Yeah. Oh, this is this is a very this is like a like an antique thing you've got here, isn't it?

[00:06:02]>> It's an antique camera.

[00:06:03]>> It's got the new camera there.

[00:06:05]moving about one. And this is still a very good camera actually. DJI just like the one you've got there.

[00:06:10]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:06:10]>> But it's a slightly older version. This call a sports cam.

[00:06:13]>> Is that the one Ben's got? He's got >> No, I've got the I've got two cameras.

[00:06:17]>> But he's got a static one like that. And he Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:06:20]>> But I've got this one, which is my retro restore camera cuz this one gets oily and dirty. Yeah.

[00:06:25]>> And the normal one is the DJI Action 6, which is the one we go out vlogging with.

[00:06:30]>> Okay.

[00:06:30]>> But Sharon's also got one of them.

[00:06:32]>> Yeah. I'm going to have a video now of cameras.

[00:06:34]>> Yeah, cameras everywhere.

[00:06:36]>> Yes. Anyway, >> everything must be filmed. We'll carry on.

[00:06:38]>> You're stopping me.

[00:06:38]>> Carry on. We'll carry on then. Carry on.

[00:06:40]>> Is that going to >> Thank you very much for coming.

[00:06:42]>> That's very kind. Yeah.

[00:06:44]>> Yeah. Okay. She in there.

[00:06:45]>> Is she in? Is it open today?

[00:06:48]>> Yeah. Go through.

[00:06:48]>> This is my first experience with this today.

[00:06:50]>> Yeah. Normally not. You might as well just go in.

[00:06:52]>> Whoa. The door keys getting locked every time I get it. It's Merlin the dog. LOOK WHO IT'S MERLIN THE DOG. HELLO MERLIN.

[00:06:59]COME ON. YEAH. He eats people for a living, don't you? Just for fun. All right, Merlin. Where's mom? Where's mommy? All right, sis. Where are you?

[00:07:08]She's in there.

[00:07:10]>> This is their house.

[00:07:12]It's the case. Haven't seen it before.

[00:07:19]See? Never smiles.

[00:07:22]>> I'm happy.

[00:07:23]>> Oh, hello, sis. Why are you happy? Cuz it's my turn to buy lunch. Is that why?

[00:07:27]>> Look, >> what's this? This is coming out of us in a power pack. An agent will join me in 2 hours.

[00:07:33]>> And what's that for?

[00:07:34]>> My holiday. I'm actually going to get through >> in 2 hours.

[00:07:38]>> Have we got to sit in there for 2 hours?

[00:07:39]>> No, we're taking a pair pack with us.

[00:07:41]>> Okay.

[00:07:42]>> But that's the closest I've got.

[00:07:44]>> Well, I hope we're in a um >> 11th of March.

[00:07:47]>> Just tell them the story of this.

[00:07:48]>> 11th of March, I had a thing saying my holiday is pending. So, I went on the So, you've got a holiday for where?

[00:07:56]Turkey, >> right?

[00:07:58]>> You should all know this because you should be my people.

[00:08:00]>> And if you're not, >> I'm just going to do a slow zoom, Michelle. Slow zoom just like they do on the Ty. You ain't got this on four. You ain't got this on four thingy. 4K, have you?

[00:08:09]>> 4K. Every single spot and crevice in your face. It's >> awful, is it? That 4K anyway.

[00:08:14]>> Get on with it, dear.

[00:08:16]>> So, you cannot speak to a person.

[00:08:18]>> Sh. A light has just come on. Five people have just fallen asleep. Can we move this on, please?

[00:08:24]>> No, a lot of them are interested.

[00:08:25]They've been messaging.

[00:08:26]>> They're not interested.

[00:08:27]>> Oh, hang on. Don't go off.

[00:08:29]>> Can't stand.

[00:08:29]>> Sorry. Can I just zoom in on something more interesting while you're doing this?

[00:08:33]>> Since the 11th of March, this has been going on. And um >> what's been going on since the 11th of March?

[00:08:38]>> Pending. My holiday's been pending.

[00:08:40]>> Right.

[00:08:41]>> So, he doesn't watch the videos like you do. So, I've been um messaging them.

[00:08:46]Somebody's recommended Facebook. I've done Facebook, but they tell you now that's closed. Then they give you there is a phone number if you do research and it's an AI tells you to go on the app.

[00:08:56]I've got >> Can I just point out to people because they might not be I'm not sure they are aware. You are not AI are you?

[00:09:02]>> No, I'm actually >> you're an actual person. Now watch this.

[00:09:04]Look, an AI won't screech when I pinch it.

[00:09:07]>> Don't do that, idiot.

[00:09:08]>> SEE, >> carry on.

[00:09:12]>> I've been trying and trying and today I've even complained. I was going to go to the ombud step. That was going to be my step today.

[00:09:21]But I just tried the AI chat called Sing from On the Beach and today it's letting me talk to a human being. There was 42 in the queue.

[00:09:29]>> And why are you why are you having to deal with all this on the beach? What is the problem?

[00:09:35]>> I can't find my flight. I've gone on cuz I'm flying with Sun Express who I've never been with before. And then so I thought I'd do a bit of detective. I went on Sun Express. Put in the flight number you're given. Not there. They're not flying into East Midlands anymore.

[00:09:49]That is my problem. The holiday is okay.

[00:09:52]The hotel, everything else is okay. The transfer from the hotel, it's just a plane. But apparently, and I went on on the beach and I thought, I'm going to book this holiday again. Same motel, different airport. And I can fly from Stanstead with Sun Express, who are doing a good deal at the moment, two large cases for free. So, I thought I'll have some of that. So hopefully they will be telling me when I do get through. I'll be flying from Stanstead.

[00:10:18]I want the same days if possible. I don't care what time. We're quite flexible, Martin and me. We're lucky.

[00:10:23]We're very flexible.

[00:10:25]>> Go on, do some flexing now. Sh.

[00:10:27]>> I've done it in the pool this time.

[00:10:28]>> Can you do that? See if you can do You remember when you was my little sister, which you still are, >> right? Can you do the crab, please?

[00:10:35]>> We're going to try.

[00:10:35]>> Go and try. Go on. I dare you. Try the crab. If you do, I will.

[00:10:39]>> No, not doing it cuz I'm >> But I'm going to do it then. Are you going to >> I'm not risking my back.

[00:10:43]>> Try the camera. Turn it around. Love you.

[00:10:46]>> Look, I know how to work these cameras.

[00:10:47]>> Use these shell. This is a very expensive piece.

[00:10:50]>> Get on the floor and be >> My sister used to do this crap.

[00:10:52]>> You got to lay flat.

[00:10:55]>> You ain't going to do it with a dog.

[00:10:56]>> Dog's trying to eat me.

[00:10:59]>> THAT'S YOU GET TO KISS laying down, is it? My dog. Merlin, come here.

[00:11:03]>> Well, what do I have to do?

[00:11:04]>> You got to push your arms behind your head, then push up with your Merlin.

[00:11:10]Merlin, come here. away.

[00:11:11]>> He thinks you want to play.

[00:11:13]>> Can you dog laugh and see how he just WENT TO HIT MY DOG AND NOW DOO'S COME OUT to protect Merlin?

[00:11:20]>> Merlin, I'm trying to do the >> think she want to play.

[00:11:25]>> Push up now. Push up.

[00:11:27]>> I can't do it with this arm cuz of the dis shoulder.

[00:11:30]>> Oh, you've not mentioned that before.

[00:11:32]>> It's not a crab. That's a slug.

[00:11:34]>> Martin, look. He's trying to do a crab.

[00:11:37]I said he's like a slug.

[00:11:39]>> No, I can't do that. You know, you lay on the floor and you push your arms up.

[00:11:43]>> Unbelievable.

[00:11:44]>> Can you do it then?

[00:11:45]>> HE'S GOING TO GO SICK WITH his I'm not risking it. I told you I'm not doing it with your back.

[00:11:49]>> No worries.

[00:11:49]>> I'm busy. I've got a bad shoulder anyway.

[00:11:52]>> Look at him. Sh. Look.

[00:11:53]>> Look. THE DOG'S TRYING TO HE'S TRYING TO MOUNT ME.

[00:11:57]>> I SAID THAT'S THE ONLY KISS he gets laying down is my dog.

[00:12:00]>> Unbelievable.

[00:12:01]>> Be warned. Doo's watching.

[00:12:03]>> Said to attract dog sh.

[00:12:04]>> Let's see where I am in the queue.

[00:12:05]>> Anyway, >> unbelievable. Still 37 people, >> right?

[00:12:11]>> Dear me.

[00:12:15]>> What is your snot rag on the fling out then?

[00:12:18]>> Yeah, I just uh get me other shoes on.

[00:12:20]>> Okay, >> here she comes. Look, here she comes walking down the street for the ones we meet. Hey, with the monkeys.

[00:12:33]D.

[00:12:38]And we're stuck monkeying around. Now look, do you like my red top? Notice how I've worn an old hooded top. Usually I dress up for my listeners, but I didn't.

[00:12:46]I wanted to fit in with you what you usually wear on the chilly.

[00:12:51]>> I have people that watch me. I am what I am.

[00:12:55]>> Oh, it was a phone call. Eric, >> do you think it's on the beach?

[00:12:58]>> Oh, >> I can't get my phone out. I'm that excited. Quickly, Sher. Quickly, quickly.

[00:13:05]>> It's Jimmy.

[00:13:05]>> Oh, I disappointed. It's only her son.

[00:13:07]>> Oh, Jimmy.

[00:13:08]>> Put it on speaker phone so we can hear him swearing. He >> asked me to put you on speaker phone so all his viewers can hear what you have to say.

[00:13:13]>> Millions of viewers all over the world.

[00:13:15]Sh.

[00:13:18]>> Yeah, he said it might not be clean for their ears.

[00:13:19]>> Is it on speaker phone?

[00:13:20]>> Sh. Is it on speaker phone?

[00:13:22]>> Hang on a minute. I'm trying to put my seat belt on.

[00:13:24]>> Come on.

[00:13:26]>> Don't know. Let's get something to eat.

[00:13:28]>> No, we're not going out yet. Eat yet.

[00:13:30]Film first and eat later.

[00:13:32]>> You're on speaker.

[00:13:33]>> You got any cash on you?

[00:13:35]>> Yeah.

[00:13:35]>> Begging for money.

[00:13:36]>> 15.

[00:13:37]>> Begging for money.

[00:13:38]>> Yeah.

[00:13:41]>> Hello.

[00:13:42]>> Yeah. 15. Yeah.

[00:13:44]>> Could you pick a swim off me, please?

[00:13:46]>> Where from?

[00:13:47]>> On castle road.

[00:13:49]>> Yeah.

[00:13:49]>> What's he want?

[00:13:50]>> Hold on. Let me just >> You got Fiverr? A Fiverr? I have no cash. I'm >> backing doors.

[00:13:55]>> I got money in my on my phone. No cash at all.

[00:14:04]Hold on.

[00:14:04]>> This is what kids are like, you know.

[00:14:09]>> It' be nice to get going, really, would it?

[00:14:10]>> I know. I've had a traumatic.

[00:14:11]>> My viewers, my viewers have so heard you moaning about your bleeding son, Olly >> on the beach, >> him begging for 15 quid.

[00:14:20]>> Mind you, the most exciting part of the show so far has been me attempting the crab. Don't say I don't try things out.

[00:14:27]I tried to be a crab.

[00:14:29]Sadly, it didn't work. Merlin kept trying to do things to me, which >> Are you still talking?

[00:14:34]>> Well, he's still talking.

[00:14:34]>> Yeah, I'm still talking.

[00:14:35]>> As usual, can't get a word in.

[00:14:38]>> We're waiting to take off on our day out.

[00:14:41]>> What's the time, sir?

[00:14:42]>> Hold that. And I'm going to run in a minute, Bob.

[00:14:44]>> All right. Okay. Bye. Bye, little nephew.

[00:14:47]>> Oh, kids.

[00:14:48]>> It's a quart to 12.

[00:14:50]>> Quart to 12. And we still haven't got out yet.

[00:14:52]>> I'm fed up with this day so far.

[00:14:54]>> I'm fed up with this day as well, Sh.

[00:14:57]I'm bothered to shave. Look, I thought, shall I shave before I come out? And I thought, no, it's only my sister.

[00:15:04]I mean, she don't shave, DOES SHE?

[00:15:08]She should do.

[00:15:11]Anyway, I think I'm just going to stop here for a bit. We don't seem to be getting anywhere today. And um what's that now? That's the other thing. Right, this is her phone. Look at the size of that. Right. And every now and again, it makes these noises. Beep beep. She has all the notifications turned on. I think she's playing Scrabble. I wonder if I can open it. Hang on.

[00:15:34]Has she got this locked somehow? Oh, no.

[00:15:36]That's my Is that my phone? That's my phone now. That's my phone's going off.

[00:15:42]We've done There's been nothing of interest to anyone this morning, has there? Other than me doing the crab.

[00:15:49]Is there some sort of athlete thing that you want me to try again at some point?

[00:15:53]I wonder.

[00:15:55]What would that be? Put it in the comments. Uh, and questions underneath.

[00:15:59]Oh, here she comes. Here she comes again. Here she comes.

[00:16:02]Oh, she's back. What? There you go. This thing keeps bleeping. Can't you turn off all these bleeps and things going on all the time?

[00:16:09]>> No, cuz I'm very annoying person.

[00:16:11]>> You're not very popular. I'm popular.

[00:16:13]Not very popular. Can I just Can I just have a >> Oh, god. Blime me. It's him again. This is This is what it's like.

[00:16:22]>> Hello.

[00:16:25]Hello.

[00:16:27]>> I'm here.

[00:16:29]>> Where?

[00:16:30]>> In the car waiting for you.

[00:16:31]>> Oh, right. Yeah, I'll be back in half hour. So, if you go for lunch, you get back, please.

[00:16:35]>> Okay. Send me the address.

[00:16:37]>> I'll send you the address. 15 quid. It's just an inflatable pool for Frank.

[00:16:41]>> Right. Nice weather for an inflatable pool.

[00:16:44]>> The weekend is it?

[00:16:45]>> Yeah. All right, then. Send me the address then. We'll collect it on the way home. All right then, love.

[00:16:50]>> Bye. Bye.

[00:16:51]>> Bye. Bye.

[00:16:53]Uh, has this daylight been cancelled now? We got to run around after him.

[00:16:57]>> No, it's somewhere in the village.

[00:16:59]>> Oh, okay.

[00:16:59]>> It's only up the road, so it's fine.

[00:17:01]>> Well, is that what we're doing? Staying in the village. Why are we in the car then?

[00:17:05]>> No. Come on, let's go to Horn Castle.

[00:17:07]What do you want to eat?

[00:17:07]>> Let's go to Horn Castle. Go to Horn Castle. We'll see you in Castle.

[00:17:11]>> Horn Castle in a couple of weeks. Pick me new glasses up.

[00:17:14]>> Buy one get one free.

[00:17:15]>> And how much have I?

[00:17:16]>> Buy one get one free.

[00:17:17]>> No, that wasn't the question. How much have I?

[00:17:20]>> £260. 265 quid on a pair of glasses.

[00:17:24]>> Two pairs. Thing is, >> if you do a review, they could be taxdeductible.

[00:17:28]>> He told me that. The thing is, I wear them every day. And you know what? Your eyes are very important. So, I'm not going off a >> sh The lenses are not the issue. It's the frames. Right. My lenses, if if I had the same if you had normal um >> Yeah. Very focals.

[00:17:46]>> You got Are they very focals?

[00:17:48]>> Yeah.

[00:17:48]>> Well, let me try them on. They're really scratched. They're really bad at the moment. That's why I've had to get a new pair.

[00:17:53]>> Might be your eyes, love.

[00:17:54]>> But my frames cost 70.

[00:17:59]>> Oh, so if you tip them like that, I know they're I don't >> My brain set in if I go up and down, it doesn't have no effect. It's when somebody puts them glasses on the edge of my nose or goes like that. If somebody does that to you and you're wearing very [ __ ] it's awful.

[00:18:16]>> They don't seem to do anything to me.

[00:18:19]So the do the bottom bits are different, isn't it?

[00:18:22]>> Yeah, it sort of goes like that. The round like that.

[00:18:26]>> But anyway, right. It's not it's not the lenses we're talking about. It's the frames. That's what cost the money. £15 I pay for mine at Specs Savers. I bought four pairs last time. 60 quid.

[00:18:37]>> 70, my friend.

[00:18:38]>> 60 quid. Four pairs of glasses. One pair of glasses. 20 what?

[00:18:43]>> 60. ain't got more money than say.

[00:18:45]>> Oh, and I also had that extra I had a free eye test cuz I'm of that age, >> right?

[00:18:50]>> And then I had that thing done where they they scan behind your eyes.

[00:18:52]>> You get all these things as you get older. Have you had your poo test yet?

[00:18:56]>> I've done that this year. Have you?

[00:18:57]>> Yeah, >> I've just done one last year.

[00:18:59]>> Just done a mamogram if anyone's interested.

[00:19:01]>> And how do you do that show? Do you go out into the garden and uh go on the garden or >> go in the toilet? They don't need to know how to do that. They can get >> Is there a video of that coming at all?

[00:19:10]>> No.

[00:19:10]>> Thank God for that. Right. On castle then. Let's go.

[00:19:15]We're on our way to Horn Castle now. Um and funnily enough, I was um there was it having my tire fixed, weren't I?

[00:19:23]>> Oh, yesterday. No, >> on uh Monday. Monday. Yeah. On Monday.

[00:19:28]>> Um I had a flat tire and the story is I left for work on Saturday night within 5 minutes of leaving for work. So that's going from Gratnull to London, which is about 35 miles. Within five minutes, the little light came on. You know, the yellow light. Oh, no. Here we go. Cuz I don't know about your car, but in this Honda and also in all the Toyotas, you just get one light which comes on and it could be any of the tires.

[00:19:56]>> No.

[00:19:57]>> Have you got one for each?

[00:19:58]>> I've got a picture of a car that comes up and it shows me the four wheels and which and it tells me each what the air is in each tire cuz Lulu is perfection.

[00:20:06]>> Oh, well, I I just have the one light.

[00:20:08]>> How come? Anyway, so I thought, oh, you know, I kind of, you know, just holding the steering wheel gently and it weren't pulling either way. So, I thought, no, it probably be all right. So, I got to work and that was fine. I come out of work. I walked around the car pushing the tires, you know, just with my thumb.

[00:20:26]No, they all feel okay. They didn't look flat at all. So, then I left work.

[00:20:31]This would be Saturday night about um 11:15 at night. Could you Can you not bang that on the glass, dude? I'm just saying how long this conversation is going to last.

[00:20:40]>> Approximately 10 minutes.

[00:20:41]>> Most of them will be. This be an hour long video.

[00:20:46]>> I do. We like long videos. Sh.

[00:20:48]>> I don't.

[00:20:49]>> My viewers like long videos. Sh.

[00:20:52]>> Your viewers have had enough after 2 minutes watching your mouth >> eating more food. Anyway, what was I saying? Where did I get to? Oh, yeah.

[00:21:00]So, I left work around about 104 11 and I got all the way to Lincolnshire all the way to the caravan about 2:00 a.m.

[00:21:10]Uh went in, went to bed, got up in the morning I took a little trip to Boston.

[00:21:15]I was playing the organ at St. Mary's in Boston. That's about 12 miles each way, 15 miles each way.

[00:21:23]Okay. Back to the caravan. Happy days.

[00:21:26]And I went over to Sharon's house in the evening. Got there. And when I came out of Sharon's house, flat tire, won't it?

[00:21:33]>> Yeah.

[00:21:33]>> And I thought >> that was the absolute perfect time for it to go flat >> cuz I'm outside your house. You've got a pumping up electric machine, haven't you?

[00:21:43]>> Yeah.

[00:21:44]>> So, we were able to pump it up.

[00:21:45]>> Pumped up the tire. Went back to the caravan or I thought Monday morning I'll go straight down Horncast.

[00:21:50]>> Did you find your one in your car?

[00:21:52]>> I did. Yes.

[00:21:54]>> Took So, in the morning, got up and the tire was flat again. Uh, and we'd already discovered that there was a screw right in the middle of the >> screw loose there.

[00:22:03]>> Screw loose. Should probably come out of your head. Actually, >> come out yours. Come drop out your mouth. One of your fillings.

[00:22:08]>> Could do with a few more screws. Maybe in your lips to hold.

[00:22:12]>> You need a shave. How do you come out of me with bristles like that?

[00:22:15]>> Well, you know, it's funny. I was asking the listeners to my worldwide famous radio show with a millions of you.

[00:22:21]>> You're not going to do the beard look again, are you?

[00:22:23]>> Reach on air.com. I was asking my f my listeners um shall I bother having a shave? It's only my sister.

[00:22:31]>> Oh, >> will you stop bagging that window with it?

[00:22:34]>> Yeah, arms aching. You're going on so >> me and um and uh we all agreed not to bother as it's only you and not someone of vast importance.

[00:22:46]>> So there we are.

[00:22:47]>> I know Vera wouldn't agree with that.

[00:22:49]>> There we are. So uh yeah. So I um got in the pumped up the tire again, got in the car, went to Horn Castle, dropped the car off uh and uh I said, "Shall I check down?" He said, "Well, there's four people in front of you. It'll be over an hour, I'm afraid, mate." I said, "That's okay. I'll walk into town." So then I walked into Horn Castle and as I'm walking around, I thought, "It's quite dilapidated here, you know."

[00:23:13]>> No, it's just a few empty shops. Don't put it down.

[00:23:16]>> I'm talking about the people shocking talking about the town. Don't put the town.

[00:23:20]>> I'm talking about the town. It's still lovely.

[00:23:22]>> I think it's quite run down. So, I thought to myself, it might make quite a nice video. Show you a town, you know, being a little bit rundown. We're not talking about the people, lovely people.

[00:23:33]We're talking about >> how shops have closed.

[00:23:36]>> Well, that's happening all over though.

[00:23:37]Anyway, >> I thought that might make a nice little video. And let's be honest, it will be a little video cuz of all the crap you've been talking about in the beginning.

[00:23:45]>> What he doesn't realize is new shops arrived in uh Hong Castle. There's a new little coffee shop number eight.

[00:23:51]>> There's a new sponge shop opening, but I don't know if that's opened yet.

[00:23:55]>> If it is, we will be going in there.

[00:23:57]>> Okay.

[00:23:58]>> But there are new businesses, which is nice, that are coming back to Hall Castle.

[00:24:02]>> We're coming back so I can love you.

[00:24:07]>> Hall Castle is a lovely little village to walk about cuz you can walk down by the river as well. It's nice.

[00:24:14]>> Down by the riverside. Do you know that song?

[00:24:16]>> Tesco. little Tesco is rubbish.

[00:24:20]>> Strange Tesco's got >> It's not It's not an Tesco's Express, is it? No, >> it's like a main Tesco.

[00:24:27]>> When I first got everything you want.

[00:24:29]>> When I first moved up here all them years ago, that was a co-op.

[00:24:32]>> Yeah, >> it was a nice cop and it had a calf in it as well.

[00:24:35]>> Is it funny? Sh, you say like all them years ago.

[00:24:38]>> 20 years.

[00:24:38]>> And yet you've never really looked young, have you?

[00:24:40]>> I've looked down there or turn right.

[00:24:42]>> Go follow the road around you idiot.

[00:24:44]You've been coming here long enough. I can't.

[00:24:46]>> How long have you had your van?

[00:24:48]>> My caravan?

[00:24:49]>> Yeah.

[00:24:49]>> Ooh. I think it must be 5 years.

[00:24:51]>> You think he'd know by now, wouldn't you?

[00:24:52]>> Gary's coming over tomorrow. There's a bit of a leak.

[00:24:55]>> It's very, very, very slow leak, but nevertheless, it's got to >> I'm going to do a little shout out. I'm going out tomorrow with >> Yeah.

[00:25:04]>> Uh the wife's too Cambridge is on top.

[00:25:07]Have you got a wife? The wife's too short. Please, if you've not watched, then go across. It's not just cuz we're going to be there, but that is a great little channel. Love. You even said when I showed them to you, you like >> this. The wife's so short. Which ones is that?

[00:25:19]>> Uh Johnny and Jane.

[00:25:21]>> Give me an example of what I want.

[00:25:22]>> They got a little um travel uh van. The van, gray van. She has her hair up in a bun.

[00:25:29]>> I'll show nice like that. Sh.

[00:25:31]>> And you said they're a nice couple. You can see that they're genuine people. And those nice people I watched last night.

[00:25:37]>> That's Mark and Lisa from Northerners on Top. We like them. Yeah. I like them.

[00:25:42]>> Yeah.

[00:25:42]>> Oh, bought a house in Bulgaria.

[00:25:44]>> Yeah. So, they've got northerners on tour or northerners in Bulgaria. That shows the update of their house, which I really like. Well, you if you know me, you know I like doing a bit of deal.

[00:25:54]>> I never thought about moving to Bulgaria. Sh.

[00:25:57]>> No.

[00:25:57]>> I I'm happy to buy you a one-way ticket to be honest.

[00:26:01]>> I'd go if all me family come.

[00:26:03]>> Bye. Well, why don't we do that? Sh. All >> my children.

[00:26:06]>> Let's all live in one big happy >> I don't know about that feeling.

[00:26:12]There you go.

[00:26:15]>> Are you not going to be happy with me?

[00:26:17]You're going to have to do some editing.

[00:26:21]>> Oh, it's not straight, is it? This >> is it? Oh, no.

[00:26:25]>> It's straight. I thought it was I wonder why the police keep going off.

[00:26:34]Let's see. Go on.

[00:26:41]Yeah, you're going to have to you'll have to do a bit of editing. I thought, where's the car? I didn't have the camera.

[00:26:49]>> There we go. What? Uh, well, it's okay, isn't it?

[00:26:52]>> We're in What's >> You could go back a bit more actually.

[00:26:54]Now I'm here.

[00:26:56]>> Am I in the box?

[00:26:57]>> You're a bit over that bit there. Just reverse a bit. Nie, that's a box there.

[00:27:02]I know. Was it? Is it?

[00:27:04]>> Yeah. Look.

[00:27:04]>> Yeah. Well, we're done.

[00:27:11]Okay.

[00:27:14]>> Yeah, that' be all right.

[00:27:17]>> Shut down the system.

[00:27:19]Hope it's not going to pull.

[00:27:20]>> So, this is Horn Castle and that through there is Tesco's.

[00:27:27]Tesco's through there.

[00:27:30]Oh, is my brother a duck? One's very noisy, isn't it?

[00:27:34]A hello crackers.

[00:27:39]There's no babies. Oh, yes there is.

[00:27:42]Look, this is like a teenager. Oh my god, it's coming up to me. Look how beautiful.

[00:27:50]A Hello. Where's your mama?

[00:28:03]I just think they're hungry.

[00:28:06]Oh, that is so cute.

[00:28:14]Hello.

[00:28:16]You look >> Oh, look. Little one.

[00:28:18]>> It's only one little one.

[00:28:20]>> Hello, ducks.

[00:28:23]>> Hello.

[00:28:24]Oh, they're all out. Look.

[00:28:28]>> They chat as much as you. Look, they're all talking and saying nothing.

[00:28:30]>> Just stroke that one.

[00:28:32]>> I He's so fluffy, but he's he's the only little one.

[00:28:35]>> Fluffy.

[00:28:37]>> Hello.

[00:28:40]>> They probably see you. They think you're going to try and eat them.

[00:28:42]>> It was coming up to me to you coming along in that bright red t-shirt.

[00:28:46]>> I've worn this to fit in with you. And you >> They thought it was an old ball coming.

[00:28:50]Hang on a minute. We've got to get a ticket.

[00:28:52]>> Getting round here.

[00:28:54]>> Where?

[00:28:55]>> Round to the car.

[00:28:55]>> Oh, do I need some pounds?

[00:28:57]>> Oh, I just pound me card.

[00:28:59]>> No, I can do that.

[00:29:00]>> I've got a card. phone is free now that I've got that special camera.

[00:29:03]>> I've got to go to the um post office as well. That's another job to do.

[00:29:09]>> Why are we looking at you?

[00:29:11]>> Cuz I drive a look at my face.

[00:29:12]>> I want to see what's in front of us. Not your face.

[00:29:14]>> Right. You go and do that and I'm going to show these toilet walls.

[00:29:18]>> Why are you showing them toilet?

[00:29:19]>> The artwork. The artwork on it.

[00:29:24]>> How about that for some artwork on some toilets?

[00:29:27]>> What is it?

[00:29:29]What's this to say?

[00:29:32]>> Up to 4 hours.

[00:29:34]>> Do that then. There we go.

[00:29:35]>> What do I do?

[00:29:37]>> How does he cope when I'm not there?

[00:29:40]>> Yeah, I am. I'm just showing the artwork off. Wait a minute.

[00:29:47]Does he not use a car park when I'm not about?

[00:29:52]Look. Old man bending over. Look.

[00:29:55]>> Don't look at my >> old man bending over. Shiny head. Put your registration in.

[00:30:00]>> That's me. Is it?

[00:30:01]>> I don't know your registration.

[00:30:03]>> I think it's that right. Press okay for free time. So I press >> No. No. We don't want the free time.

[00:30:09]>> No. Use plus for card. Okay.

[00:30:13]>> Select amount. 1 pound 10 for for >> That's it. That's correct.

[00:30:16]>> Then you press >> Now what?

[00:30:19]>> Then press green button up.

[00:30:23]All right.

[00:30:26]>> Okay.

[00:30:28]Well, that just touched.

[00:30:29]>> How do you cope when you're out on your own?

[00:30:31]>> Pardon? I don't get I don't Well, we have free park balconing spaces where I live.

[00:30:36]>> Well, everywhere is everywhere is free.

[00:30:38]Everywhere is free.

[00:30:40]>> Complete summer all year round.

[00:30:42]Everything.

[00:30:42]>> Well, it's free here for an hour.

[00:30:44]>> You're very good at keeping that camera in the right place, aren't you? No.

[00:30:48]>> No wonder you spend so much bleeding time editing.

[00:30:51]>> I don't edit. Hey, >> I don't do things out of salesman's job.

[00:30:56]We know you don't. You just let it roll and roll for like a couple of hours.

[00:31:00]Your videos. There's no start or middle off anything with him.

[00:31:05]>> You showed them the toilets. Did you Did you go inside?

[00:31:08]>> No.

[00:31:08]>> Why not?

[00:31:10]>> Want to see how clean they are?

[00:31:11]>> They're just very old toilet. They're very old.

[00:31:14]>> I quite like the uh >> It's quite nice though. That >> do you know some of the kids who do um what's that writing on the wall stuff?

[00:31:23]Graffiti.

[00:31:25]Some of them are talented.

[00:31:28]Some of them make pictures of rude parts, aren't they? Sh.

[00:31:32]>> Oh, that's it. Closed. Please call again.

[00:31:42]It's usually closed. I think they have enough room for the deeds.

[00:31:45]>> So, this is the >> Agraandi.

[00:31:50]Oh, that looks a nice place. Tanya's >> it.

[00:31:54]I don't know.

[00:31:57]>> Cakes and breakfast and all that there.

[00:32:00]Chinese takeaway there.

[00:32:04]>> Got bowls of soup. Why they got soup on their table?

[00:32:07]>> Oh, I'm not a Chinese food. Okay.

[00:32:11]Boxes.

[00:32:12]>> Post boxes. Hurry up, sis.

[00:32:15]Just got rid of her for a minute. Oh, darn it. Screech. Honestly, it's just it's like being in in the parrot enclosure in London Z.

[00:32:33]I must say it's easier holding this than a mobile phone.

[00:32:38]Just using the post office. What else is here? They got this nice um structure thing in this car park. This thing, I don't know what it is.

[00:32:50]sort of looks like looks like something you'd find at the top of a church. Is it really?

[00:33:00]Is there any writing on this anyway?

[00:33:05]Oh, it's probably um a war memorial type thing, isn't it? Very nice. Look, there's nothing actually written on it.

[00:33:16]I would imagine they have poppies and things and all that on the Memorial Day.

[00:33:20]No, no writing on there at all. Is that George?

[00:33:25]Is that King George?

[00:33:30]Or one of them other people.

[00:33:42]The uh the main road is is here. That road there. We've just come down a little side road, but we'll have a look around and uh you'll see what I mean by it's a little bit um I can't think of the word now.

[00:33:57]Dilapidated. Sh. What's the word I was trying to use earlier? Not dilapidated.

[00:34:02]Run down. That's it. Run down. That's not the same, is it? Really?

[00:34:06]>> Did you get your bits?

[00:34:07]>> Um just pay some money in.

[00:34:09]>> All right.

[00:34:11]This is going to be a new spot shop.

[00:34:13]>> Oh, is it? Okay. that young girl.

[00:34:15]>> When's she opening then?

[00:34:16]>> Oh, I don't know. Look, it's all gutted in there.

[00:34:21]>> She used to have a shop in Lincoln, but the rent's gone up, so >> Oh, is it? Yeah.

[00:34:26]>> She's a local girl, I think.

[00:34:28]>> Oh, well, good luck to her then. Yeah, she's not old, is she? No.

[00:34:33]>> What's this barbers here?

[00:34:36]There's Oh, there's Do you know there's three barbers here, Sh in this was the first one, but that was closed the other day as well. There's one over that. That one over there. Right. Which we'll go past that in a bit.

[00:34:49]>> That's where I had my haircut.

[00:34:51]>> Because the other two No. Cash only.

[00:34:55]>> Oh, and that one right around the corner as well. There's one around the corner.

[00:34:58]>> That's right. Yeah. But it's a barbers.

[00:34:59]>> Yeah.

[00:35:00]>> And um this um this is the bakers that I keep telling people about. And I've got a few different places. Um, I think someone someone put a little comment on the uh video a couple of videos ago that uh there was one near where he lives as well. Coupins. See now that's Coupins Bakers.

[00:35:28]>> Highly recommended. Really nice stuff in there. In particular, the little pink cakes that you used to have at school.

[00:35:40]What?

[00:35:41]>> The car.

[00:35:42]>> The car.

[00:35:46]>> Right.

[00:35:47]>> You got green one. Green.

[00:35:49]>> Yeah.

[00:35:51]>> Yeah. They're doing a car up at the moment. Martin and Sharon Morris Miner type thing.

[00:35:58]>> Yeah. Do you want to go into Age UK? You can go in there now. Sh. You're old enough. Love. Have you thought about a Saga holiday? Get out the boat.

[00:36:06]>> We're nowhere near the car. Look.

[00:36:15]>> Perkins.

[00:36:16]>> That's long.

[00:36:17]>> There are no grandchildren with us.

[00:36:19]Where are they? Look. Look. Have a good look. Sh. There's no grandchildren with us. Oh, >> what was this? A chip shop at some point, was it?

[00:36:32]It's a nice building, isn't it? The old school here. Very old school. Nice union flag there. We like to see that. All houses should have union flags flowing outside them.

[00:36:46]Oh, this is quite hilarious. Now, I saw this when I was walking around when I were fixing the car tire, but the Jan Thai massage.

[00:36:57]Okay. Now, I've never been in one of these places. Um, but I want to show you this poster. We'd like to read that out.

[00:37:04]Sh. This poster, which I find very funny.

[00:37:08]>> After deep tissue massage, your body may become bruised when blood vessels like the capillaries and blood red blood cells leave.

[00:37:16]>> Right. Can I just take you down to that little bit there?

[00:37:19]>> Oh, no extras. No happy ending.

[00:37:21]>> Time message only. No extras. No happy ending. Please stop asking.

[00:37:28]I want to know what's meant by a happy ending. Ch. How much is it? £100.

[00:37:34]>> Oh my god.

[00:37:35]>> For 2 hours.

[00:37:36]>> Look at the pain. How much pain is she in?

[00:37:38]>> That's a traditional time.

[00:37:39]>> Oh my god. Blime me.

[00:37:41]>> I think that'd be too painful for me.

[00:37:43]But I like their um little flowers and things outside. It's quite nice, isn't it?

[00:37:50]>> Right.

[00:37:51]Boots the opticians over there. What you got in there? Dead body. Check the body.

[00:37:56]>> Get rid of the bodies, darling. That's what I say.

[00:38:05]>> Yeah.

[00:38:07]Oh, did I feel a speck of rain then? Sh.

[00:38:11]Oh, no. So, there's nothing really down there, is there? Okay.

[00:38:17]Beauty shop.

[00:38:22]But um it's the same as Monday when I came down here to have a look around.

[00:38:26]There's so much that is seems to be still running >> but it ain't nothing's open. It's a day they shut.

[00:38:36]>> Got a lot of top optitionians here, aren't you?

[00:38:38]>> Yeah.

[00:38:39]>> Are we crossing?

[00:38:40]>> Yeah.

[00:38:44]Eye opticians there. Lookies in there will >> What did you say then? How cheap he's got there? £129.

[00:38:53]>> Oh, cheap as you said. I thought you were being racist then.

[00:38:58]>> They're £69 though ones. They're all right. Nice big ones there.

[00:39:03]>> 200 odd pound she pays for glasses.

[00:39:06]>> Crazy money.

[00:39:08]>> Anti scratch and all that.

[00:39:10]>> Eron foods. You buy stuff in here. Is it a bit like Iceland?

[00:39:13]>> I think we go in there and food.

[00:39:15]>> I don't know.

[00:39:16]>> Broken biscuits.

[00:39:17]>> How much should I? $3.99.

[00:39:20]All that pleasure for just £4. Sh.

[00:39:23]>> Cheaper than the massage place.

[00:39:26]>> And you get happy endings once you've had the biscuits.

[00:39:34]>> Don't need to go in there, do we?

[00:39:36]>> You don't need nothing.

[00:39:37]>> No, I don't think so.

[00:39:40]I got no freezer at the caravan. Can we have a look in the church? Sh.

[00:39:43]>> I don't think it's open.

[00:39:45]>> Oh, yeah. Church open.

[00:39:47]>> Now, how does the wind affect this? cuz we haven't got our little microphones.

[00:39:51]I I haven't got two microphones for this. Otherwise, I would have bought them out. They don't work with this one, do they?

[00:39:56]>> I don't know.

[00:39:57]>> That's the only thing.

[00:40:01]St. Mary the Virgin Church.

[00:40:04]Yes. Open today.

[00:40:06]That's a nice church, isn't it? Look.

[00:40:10]>> Lovely church things in. I think this one by the look of it.

[00:40:20]We must lower our voices in here. Sh. No screeching.

[00:40:26]Oh, the door's closed.

[00:40:29]Should you knock?

[00:40:32]Here we are.

[00:40:34]Is there anyone in here? Oh, I went in So peaceful in church, isn't it? Sh.

[00:41:14]Wonder how old this is. Do we know? See any writing anyway?

[00:41:23]It's where you get baptized.

[00:41:30]Nice stained glass windows up there.

[00:41:32]Look.

[00:41:37]Oh, look. Check out the gold angels. I think I can zoom in on this. Hang on.

[00:41:41]Let's try that. Is that a zoom in button? Yeah, there we go. Look.

[00:41:46]Look at the angels. Sh.

[00:41:48]>> Golden angels up there.

[00:41:54]There's one, two, three, four. There's 10 of them. Look.

[00:41:59]All up the top there.

[00:42:30]A lot of the Church of England places have these uh um what are they called? Eagle lecterns.

[00:42:52]There's a list of the people who gave up their lives in the Great War 1914 to 1918. Look at that. All the names up there. Those poor boys that died.

[00:43:14]TV room.

[00:43:19]Are we allowed to walk up there?

[00:43:22]There's no barrier. So, I think we can go up there.

[00:43:30]Don't see an organ anywhere.

[00:43:42]>> Oh, right. Okay.

[00:43:44]There's the Oh, yeah. There's the It's electric organ if you look up here.

[00:43:50]Okay. I think they're probably Sorry, sis.

[00:43:53]>> They're speakers.

[00:43:54]>> Yeah, they're probably the speakers to the organ up there. Or at least those are. I don't know what Oh, I nearly tripped over there. Those are sh.

[00:44:02]I don't know about those cuz they've got like closed they're closed and they're they definitely look like speakers probably for the organ.

[00:44:18]Oh, they got a grand piano as well here.

[00:44:19]Look.

[00:44:21]I wonder if they have an organist.

[00:44:24]A lot of churches don't have an organist, but uh the difference with the Church of England and the Catholic churches generally people in the who play the organ at Catholic Churches don't get paid and we don't ask to be paid either. I'm quite happy to do it.

[00:44:43]off her own back sort of thing. Um I think generally in the Church of England you do get paid if you play the organ or do anything for the church whereas in the Catholic church it tends to be done for the love of doing it if you see what I mean. So >> well I was robbed at my wedding then >> did you church?

[00:45:04]>> No no no not for weddings and funerals sh >> for like masses.

[00:45:09]>> Perhaps you should stay there >> for masses. You do get paid for weddings cuz that's not like part of the church if you see what I mean. There all this stuff for sale.

[00:45:25]Another window up there for us to look at.

[00:45:32]That's a nice picture. It's a shame it's a bit dark. I don't think we can do anything with that.

[00:45:37]>> The coloring is daylight.

[00:45:39]>> Yeah. And that that's nice colors, ain't they? That one there.

[00:45:43]>> Mind you, they never fade, do they?

[00:45:45]Stained glass window.

[00:45:45]>> Stained glass windows. No.

[00:45:47]>> Do you like the modern ones or not?

[00:45:49]>> No.

[00:45:50]>> Do you like stained glass window at home?

[00:45:52]>> Yeah. I' >> You can buy them, you know.

[00:45:54]>> Mind you, then I'd have some.

[00:45:56]>> You got a window that needs do you know that one behind your table that needs doing? It's all like musty in the not musty. What's the word?

[00:46:06]You got a window behind the the or next to the dining room table.

[00:46:11]>> Oh, the whole windows there. Doors. I'll take you around there. This is all right.

[00:46:18]>> I'm glad we're coming there.

[00:46:23]Nice clock.

[00:46:32]I must say the picture on this is um >> much more stable than than the one I've got uh than than using the iPhone.

[00:46:43]>> Huh?

[00:46:44]>> It is, isn't it? That little blue one.

[00:46:46]>> Spencer.

[00:46:49]>> What's that then? Chemist.

[00:46:50]>> Yeah.

[00:46:52]>> I like the wisteria.

[00:46:54]>> There's a plaque on the door. We'll see when it was stuck.

[00:47:05]What are these things? Are they forget me knots?

[00:47:08]>> Do they smell?

[00:47:11]They smell. I don't know.

[00:47:14]No. Pretty. They're probably weeds. Are they? Look at the bees. Oh, that's a nice bee. Very orange. Look.

[00:47:23]>> You see that bee or not? They >> got tin room.

[00:47:28]Can't see him, can you? Probably me not holding it properly.

[00:47:34]Don't moan. Still getting used to this.

[00:47:35]All right.

[00:47:37]>> Hey, that cottage is there. It's in the roof.

[00:47:42]>> Where's that?

[00:47:43]>> There.

[00:47:44]>> Oh, so they have.

[00:47:52]I bet that's loud when it rains.

[00:47:55]Mind you, when I'm in the caravan when it rains, sh that's um I quite like the sound of it.

[00:48:00]>> I'm thinking of their electric wheel keeping close.

[00:48:03]>> Yeah, I suppose so.

[00:48:14]1789 to 1866.

[00:48:21]>> Just think there'll be a blue plaque on your house when it's your time. Sh.

[00:48:25]And what will it say?

[00:48:29]>> Yeah, look. Workhouse.

[00:48:31]>> That's where you should be showing a workhouse.

[00:48:33]>> Yeah.

[00:48:37]>> What's naughty? Oh, litter shell. We don't like litter.

[00:48:45]You see the litter right in the middle. Look at that.

[00:48:48]Shocking.

[00:49:03]all part of the church grounds here.

[00:49:10]>> Oh yeah, there people buried there I suppose.

[00:49:13]>> Can you see any writing on it or not?

[00:49:15]>> That old they might be around the other side or something.

[00:49:21]Oh, there's a nice smell of food coming out. Is that the pub we go to?

[00:49:24]>> No.

[00:49:26]That's an old school.

[00:49:32]>> Well, they do school. I've never been in there. Don't know what they do in there.

[00:49:36]>> Right.

[00:49:43]>> Oh, it's Italian.

[00:49:48]Breakfast pizza shop. Homemade health gelato seasonal specials.

[00:49:56]But uni.

[00:50:01]Well, this is a restaurant, is it?

[00:50:05]>> Looks like a school, doesn't it? Maybe it was. Oh, was it? Okay.

[00:50:10]Great high windows you could never see out of. We're all trying to escape rather than do maths. H.

[00:50:19]And here's the river down here. Bit. Is this the same river as what was just >> where the ducks were? Yeah.

[00:50:53]What's this?

[00:50:56]Kitchen shell. Kitchens.

[00:50:59]You want a new kitchen, don't you?

[00:51:02]>> That's the color I want.

[00:51:03]>> I have asked my viewers to send in money. Nothing's come yet.

[00:51:06]>> Oh, shut up.

[00:51:08]>> Are we going in here? Have >> a look.

[00:51:11]Yeah. Candy.

[00:51:12]>> Oh, it's black. Like that blue.

[00:51:15]>> It's not black, is it?

[00:51:16]>> That That one's black.

[00:51:17]>> It's blue.

[00:51:17]>> Yeah, blue. That's what I want.

[00:51:23]>> We'll ask you all right to take a video of the stuff to show her husband.

[00:51:28]>> She don't know. We will avoid you. Not like the plague.

[00:51:32]>> All right then. Yeah, >> I'll be back here.

[00:51:35]>> Okay. Thank you.

[00:51:37]>> Thank you.

[00:51:41]Which salt do you like then?

[00:51:42]>> I quite like this one actually.

[00:51:45]>> This This is better color than that one.

[00:51:47]>> What? That color?

[00:51:48]>> Yeah.

[00:51:50]>> Very well made.

[00:51:53]>> Not like my old MFI one. Sh. The handles are nice, aren't they? That's love. That splashback is lovely. Look at that.

[00:52:02]>> Look at that splashback. Beautiful.

[00:52:09]What's this for? It's >> just an island. That's plat sockets.

[00:52:14]>> Oh yeah.

[00:52:28]>> That is a nice cup. Look at that with the lights in the bottom.

[00:52:30]>> Show us in there. Is that for the appliances? Is it that cupboard?

[00:52:35]>> It's a fridge. Freezer.

[00:52:36]>> Oh, is it? Yeah, the appliances. Yeah, >> that's lovely. Let's see.

[00:52:50]>> Oh, the draw works. That's >> Oh, yeah. Take your choice.

[00:52:54]>> Yeah, >> I'd like something a little bit more colorful, but it's just me.

[00:52:59]>> I've had the bright. I want the dark.

[00:53:01]Yeah.

[00:53:11]Do you want to get a catalog to take home to him? Have >> they got one? Have you got a catalog?

[00:53:16]Oh, lovely.

[00:53:19]>> Beautiful.

[00:53:22]He has some other colors here. Sean, look.

[00:53:25]>> What about this one?

[00:53:29]>> The yogurt that comes if you need me as a serv Is it just kitchens that you want?

[00:53:35]>> Yeah.

[00:53:36]>> I don't want no appliances on it.

[00:53:39]>> I'm going to go oven.

[00:53:41]>> This one sh >> It's a nice color.

[00:53:44]>> No.

[00:53:45]>> No.

[00:53:47]>> Are you gray and black? She's gray and black. Boring colors, isn't they?

[00:53:55]>> Dark blue.

[00:53:57]>> What was that one called? That is nice.

[00:54:00]>> I don't think I don't know. I'm not sure you can get that.

[00:54:03]Let's have a walk around while Sharon's >> having discussions, >> different handles and things.

[00:54:11]>> It don't really bother me these these um >> handles and colors. I just I'm a quite a practical person myself. As long as it cooks a meal, I'm not bothered doing that. Just saying that. I will handle this.

[00:54:27]>> Oh, I quite like these doors. Look.

[00:54:33]like bif focal doors bifo folding doors quite nice >> that's really nice that cupboard is it hey >> come behind the ladies so we don't it's all right I won't honestly I won't get you pull that out again sh >> I was just showing you that one >> oh >> mom would like that wouldn't she >> yeah that's nice >> she would have like that >> under that Oh, >> I like that. That's >> center thing.

[00:55:08]>> Have you got a nice kitchen at your ass?

[00:55:11]>> What's yours like? Have you got anything like this or is it a little bit >> sort of, you know, mfi like mine?

[00:55:25]>> That's nice, isn't it?

[00:55:27]>> That's lovely.

[00:55:30]quite like the the cupboards either side here.

[00:55:32]>> Fantastic cupboard. Look how good it look.

[00:55:35]>> We do do you know like if you've got like >> lighting as well as we don't have those in the describe it >> and a lovely little seating area. Yeah.

[00:55:45]>> So these are like your quartz work tops.

[00:55:48]>> I think I want wood.

[00:55:50]>> Well, anything in there that tickles your fancy?

[00:55:54]>> Yeah, the blue kitchen.

[00:55:54]>> She was nice that lady was >> I really like the sink in there. But the kitchen I like not being made no more.

[00:56:00]There you go.

[00:56:01]>> How much do you think that will bring in there?

[00:56:03]>> I said, "Is it a lot of money?" She said, "Yes, it's a lot of money." I think it's red and kitchens here. I come cuz they do interest free. So, >> I was quite surprised you can't pay like monthly in there.

[00:56:14]>> Yeah.

[00:56:15]>> That's obviously for the seriously rich people.

[00:56:17]>> Yeah.

[00:56:18]>> Maybe if you do a few more videos, work a little bit harder on your videos, you might get a bit more money.

[00:56:23]>> Yeah.

[00:56:28]Well, we'll continue on our journey then.

[00:56:32]If >> you was here in 1960, you'd be dead.

[00:56:34]>> Look at that.

[00:56:36]So, stand there, Sh. Oh, if only you'd been here then.

[00:56:40]>> If only you'd been here.

[00:56:41]>> Yeah. Look, look at your >> I weren't even born.

[00:56:45]>> What? 1960, weren't you? Oh, no. Neither was I, actually. Thank you very much.

[00:56:49]1963 for me.

[00:56:52]>> This is a big dunction. And what that goes to Skeg Nest down there, doesn't it, Sh? Yeah, down that way.

[00:57:04]I'm coming back.

[00:57:09]What's this?

[00:57:11]>> That's new.

[00:57:12]>> Okay.

[00:57:16]Right.

[00:57:22]See, here we go. Now, this is Is this a Is this a charity place? [ __ ] >> Oh, okay. Mine would probably like it there, would he?

[00:57:33]>> Yeah.

[00:57:43]This table's available.

[00:57:47]>> Meers, I think we tried to go in there once, didn't we?

[00:57:50]>> Yeah. Is it just restaurants down there?

[00:57:52]That's a nice little thing, isn't it?

[00:57:54]>> Going down there. Look.

[00:57:56]>> Do you like vasees? Sh. Look. 20 quid for that.

[00:57:59]>> I've got a Ming V from Ming. Mr. Ming actually made those.

[00:58:04]>> I've got mom's ves in my s.

[00:58:07]>> It's a nice little place here. Look.

[00:58:10]Actually, there are some seats in here today. Sh.

[00:58:12]>> Well, do you want to go in there?

[00:58:14]>> I don't know what the menu is.

[00:58:17]Should we have a look? Maybe in a minute.

[00:58:19]I like these little >> I'm looking at her stuff.

[00:58:25]>> We want a a dinner shell. Oh, I know where we're going.

[00:58:29]>> We can't go back to the pub cuz we've done that. We've shown that before, haven't we? Not shown.

[00:58:33]>> Oh, we don't have to show the pub, do we? We can just eat in there, Sh.

[00:58:38]I don't think there's much to eat in there. There's a few cakes and things, but I don't see meals.

[00:58:44]>> Someone's cooking nice food cuz I can smell it from there.

[00:58:47]>> Chips on his bag. Oh, >> is he? Yeah, but do you get many? No, it looks like small meals to me. Don't do small meals.

[00:58:57]Discount place over there.

[00:59:00]Is that pub still open? Is it >> that pub?

[00:59:06]Don't look like it.

[00:59:11]>> Cake shop here.

[00:59:14]>> Oh, it's the same place, is it?

[00:59:15]>> Yeah. Okay. What we got?

[00:59:18]>> I might get an an apple pie for No, I won't.

[00:59:24]I could take an apple pie around to um round to uh >> Did they do an apple pie?

[00:59:43]>> Do an apple pie. Uh, >> I'll keep that in your face. Is that right?

[00:59:48]>> Apple pie one. The bottom face.

[00:59:51]>> Oh, there's one there.

[00:59:54]>> A little one.

[00:59:55]>> That could be got one little one.

[00:59:57]>> Oh, yeah. Go on then.

[00:59:58]>> I love that, love. I'll keep the camera out of your eyes. All right, my love.

[01:00:02]Out your faces.

[01:00:06]Do you want anything, Sh? No, >> I'll get me. I'm getting um some bread.

[01:00:10]>> I'm quite happy to buy you an apple pie or something as part of your calorie control diet.

[01:00:14]>> I can't get I've only got one of these.

[01:00:17]>> Anyway, apple pie with my sister. I don't think so.

[01:00:24]>> We could have a >> You could buy a big one and then you could share it there.

[01:00:27]>> No, I don't like apple pie.

[01:00:29]>> Oh, no. You don't like that?

[01:00:30]>> You can poke it.

[01:00:31]>> See, this is a trouble with her. You can never please you're outnumbered. I'm afraid you got four females there against you.

[01:00:37]>> Oh, I can see that.

[01:00:38]>> You just prepared.

[01:00:40]>> Oh, okay.

[01:00:41]>> Together. Yeah.

[01:00:42]>> Can I have um >> three gingerbread men, please?

[01:00:47]>> Are you sharing them with anybody?

[01:00:49]>> Yeah. Yeah. My great nieces and great nephew and I >> great nephews and a >> great Well, one's a baby, so he he may have the arm and I can have the rest of it. See? A >> we go.

[01:01:07]Do you need a bag? Are you okay?

[01:01:09]>> Uh yes, please. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:01:11]>> What you getting and Stacy?

[01:01:13]>> Hey, what you getting?

[01:01:15]>> They're on the They're doing a weight uh slim as well, aren't they?

[01:01:18]>> I don't know.

[01:01:19]>> Yeah. Did you not know?

[01:01:21]>> Yeah. They got way way into that. I did it once.

[01:01:24]>> It works.

[01:01:26]>> And then you stop going.

[01:01:27]>> No. Well, I don't stop going.

[01:01:29]It comes off again. It goes back on again slowly. Well, we got our bits got our bits and pieces in the bag and uh we'll continue walking. But it's raining now. Why don't we go somewhere for lunch and then maybe a stop by the time we come out cuz don't really want to walk around in the rain.

[01:01:45]>> No.

[01:01:46]>> Should we go to the park?

[01:01:48]>> Yeah.

[01:01:48]>> Is that all right? You don't mind, do you? Right. Let's go to the ball. It's called, is it? The ball.

[01:01:56]That's where we're going for a lovely dinner. If you've watched the uh Butler's Empire shows uh then you'll already have seen in here, but there's a few people here that are just with me. So, let's get a dinner in here.

[01:02:20]Bad news really. We just crossed the road being in the park. No food today.

[01:02:24]Apparently, they've gone out for the day.

[01:02:28]which means I will possibly starve to death. But no, we're going to go back into Meyers where we just looked at the outside as we're going through and we'll get something in here hopefully.

[01:02:41]Sharon's got the menu there now. There's quite a lot to choose from really, isn't there?

[01:02:46]>> Loads for uh vegetarians. I must find out how to move this camera around a bit more. I'm not uh >> What do you want to do? Hey. Well, the like where is I'm pointed? I'd like to be able to move that up and down with a stick somehow.

[01:03:02]>> Is that possible? I'm sure it is.

[01:03:04]>> I got the zoom, but I think I was >> You move that up and down, don't you?

[01:03:07]>> Well, that's the zoom. You see that?

[01:03:09]>> Oh, is it?

[01:03:10]>> Yeah, but I thought there was a way of um Oh, no. I don't know what that is.

[01:03:15]Gimbal lock. I don't know what that is.

[01:03:18]I'll have to watch a YouTube video.

[01:03:22]>> They do it. See what I mean? It's like I'm trying to point out that but it's not uh >> Oh, it's stuck on the back.

[01:03:29]>> I don't know how that works.

[01:03:32]I could have a breakfast or a jacket potato.

[01:03:36]>> Afternoon tea. You can have an afternoon >> afternoon tea.

[01:03:40]Oh, well, it says it's oven baked jacket, so that would be okay.

[01:03:47]You got soup. I wonder what the soup is today.

[01:03:51]There's plenty to choose from. Oh, some more on here.

[01:03:54]>> Platters.

[01:03:54]>> Where did I see it?

[01:03:55]>> Platters.

[01:03:57]Gardener's Delight.

[01:03:59]>> Oh, yeah. Afternoon, too. Down the bottom.

[01:04:01]>> See, I can't get See, I'm trying to get straight onto Is that on there? Is it?

[01:04:06]>> Yeah.

[01:04:07]>> It's also such a small screen on this camera compared to like my phone, you know? Right. Let's order something.

[01:04:17]>> You've got your dinner, ain't you, love?

[01:04:18]>> Oh, very quick.

[01:04:19]>> That looks lovely.

[01:04:21]Show us underneath fat bread. Hang on.

[01:04:24]>> That does look very nice.

[01:04:27]>> I've just had one of your chips. It looks nice, doesn't it? Sh.

[01:04:30]>> Chicken and bacon and a club sandwich.

[01:04:32]>> You like a strong cup of coffee, then I take it.

[01:04:34]>> I do. Yeah.

[01:04:38]>> And my jacket potato is going to arrive.

[01:04:40]That That looks lovely, doesn't it?

[01:04:42]>> There you go.

[01:04:42]>> Lovely. Thanks ever so much.

[01:04:44]>> Thank you so much. Enjoy.

[01:04:45]>> Thank you. There's mine.

[01:04:47]Nice jacket with cheese.

[01:04:50]Butter. Lovely. Very nice. So, if you don't mind, we'll sit here and stuff our faces and talk to you later.

[01:04:56]>> We don't mind, >> huh?

[01:04:57]>> We don't mind.

[01:05:00]>> We had our little dinner, didn't we?

[01:05:01]>> I did. Was it all right?

[01:05:03]>> Yeah. My club sandwich was nice. Yeah.

[01:05:05]>> Mine was But I'll be honest. I thought was What did that cost me?

[01:05:09]>> £27.

[01:05:10]>> £27. No, I think that was a bit dear.

[01:05:14]And the size of the jacket potato.

[01:05:16]>> Wow.

[01:05:16]>> That was small. But we were saying to each other in there, "What's that to all the big potatoes?"

[01:05:21]>> Yeah, you cannot get a big jacket of potatoes anymore.

[01:05:24]>> You can't find them anywhere, can it?

[01:05:25]Even in the supermarket, >> perhaps we'll have to grow our own.

[01:05:28]>> Yeah. Well, you did your own growing, didn't you?

[01:05:32]>> You did as well, though. You've done potatoes.

[01:05:34]>> I certainly did.

[01:05:35]>> Oh, well, onward. Where are we going now then?

[01:05:40]>> See, now these there's so many charity shops here.

[01:05:44]>> How do they say the charity shop? Well, it looks like a charity shop to me.

[01:05:48]>> You sure?

[01:05:52]>> Looks like a charity shop to me.

[01:05:54]>> When's the last time that window was done? Look, everything's faded. Blime me. Is it open? No.

[01:06:01]>> Oh, well then.

[01:06:02]>> It's up for sale.

[01:06:05]>> There you are. Is that a charity shop?

[01:06:07]Yeah.

[01:06:09]>> See? Charity shop. Charity shop.

[01:06:13]Charity shop there. Right. Love charity shop there.

[01:06:18]Is that pub closed down?

[01:06:21]>> No, I think that's >> Is it?

[01:06:22]>> Yeah.

[01:06:23]>> Well, there's no one in it.

[01:06:29]>> Oh, specs. E.

[01:06:31]>> Get some glass and a £15 a pair or whatever they are. The cheap ones. 70.

[01:06:36]70 quid. Gosh. Do >> you know what? I couldn't even see frames in there for 15 to be honest with you. There are charity shop. There's nothing wrong with charity shops. You know, they do a blooming good job for what they do. But >> I mean, it's just almost every shop seems to be like, yeah, binoculars. You can watch your neighbors in there. You like doing that, don't you, sis? No, I don't.

[01:07:02]>> Yes, you do. No, it's the old bag.

[01:07:06]P now shop there. What's this? Oh, co-op.

[01:07:13]Okay. Good old co-op. It's all right if you need something in hurry, but not if you want to save money.

[01:07:19]>> Oh, that's the new coffee place. Is it right?

[01:07:28]>> Now, every time I've come past that shop there, it's never been open. The carpet shop.

[01:07:32]>> I don't know about the carpet shop, but that's shucks. It's Wednesday.

[01:07:35]>> It looks a right mess. Let's go and have a look in the in the window.

[01:07:39]>> Yeah. Sorry.

[01:07:49]She can't decide whether she wants to stop or go. That one in that little blue car. Look at it.

[01:07:54]What a mess. Honestly, look. It's all depressing colors.

[01:08:01]>> How do Wednesday look? Well, it wasn't open the other day. Look. All depressing colors. Where is one single bright color? Gray. Gray. Gray. Beige gray color >> me.

[01:08:13]>> Oh no.

[01:08:14]>> Depressing.

[01:08:15]Oh, hang on. There's a bit of a blue over there. Oh, you can't see. I'm reflecting there.

[01:08:29]Something keeps buzzing here. It's either a wasp or or my chest and a and a a nerve going there. Yeah, that's today's ament.

[01:08:38]A nerve.

[01:08:39]But nice windmill, huh?

[01:08:42]>> I saw once as well.

[01:08:44]>> Does he?

[01:08:49]>> What's that?

[01:08:51]Charity shop says Oh. Oh, clarity. I beg your pardon.

[01:08:57]>> St. Barnabas.

[01:09:00]Wow.

[01:09:14]One of the barber shops I tried yesterday. None of them take cards. It was only that ladies one. That that one there. She took cards and it was only £10.

[01:09:23]>> Very good. Did she do all that like your eyebrows and all that?

[01:09:26]>> Yes, she did.

[01:09:27]>> Oh, she did.

[01:09:29]>> Yeah, she did.

[01:09:31]>> Are we crossing or what?

[01:09:32]>> What you want to do? We've done that.

[01:09:34]cross over there.

[01:09:35]>> Let's just get some uh pink uh >> Oh, there's another barber shop here.

[01:09:49]Look.

[01:09:50]>> Oh, it's gone. Look.

[01:09:51]>> Oh, yeah.

[01:09:53]There's so many just empty shops and all that. What's this? Is that a bike shop?

[01:10:03]Open mic. Oh, it's a bar, is it? Look.

[01:10:07]>> Look, they do do events in here. Yeah.

[01:10:10]Quizzes and popup curry club.

[01:10:14]Bicycle and coffee. Oh, that's what it's called. Okay.

[01:10:25]>> Steampunks.

[01:10:27]Were you ever into punk music? Wasn't my sort of thing. That's why my cut yesterday. She did a good job for £10.

[01:10:34]And then I asked her um how do I give her a tip? And she said she couldn't do it on the cards and I had no change. So I couldn't give her a tip.

[01:10:44]She couldn't do it on the card machine.

[01:10:47]Right. We're get we're going to get some pink cakes from Coupins.

[01:10:52]There's Coupins. We get a couple of pink cakes from a little box of four cuz they're really nice.

[01:11:01]Go and go and get us a box of four cakes. Yeah.

[01:11:04]>> Box of four cakes if they I would have. Yes, they have.

[01:11:09]They have got beer. Look. Oh, yes.

[01:11:13]Only £325. Absolute bargain. I shouldn't be taking these around to Garry's either. Thank you very much.

[01:11:20]Now, somehow my sister has managed to sneak back then. Oh, cuz I was going to get you coming out of the shop.

[01:11:28]And yet you just appeared like a witch.

[01:11:33]>> But you're playing on your phone.

[01:11:37]>> Got to deal with very important messages coming in 24 hours a day. Very very very busy person. Very busy. Very busy and important. Hey, >> I wonder if there is still a restaurant.

[01:11:48]>> No, the chip shop that you go upstairs in.

[01:11:51]>> You see downstairs?

[01:11:53]>> Where's the one with the upstairs chip shop?

[01:11:56]I remember going there once. downstairs one.

[01:11:59]>> Is there an upstairs one as well?

[01:12:00]>> No, not yet.

[01:12:01]>> How many chip shops is there?

[01:12:03]>> There's that one and one on the >> Where we going now? Back to the car.

[01:12:06]Okay, are we done now? Sh.

[01:12:07]>> Yeah, there's not a lot in >> Okay.

[01:12:12]>> Oh, no. I'm not ready yet.

[01:12:14]>> So impatient.

[01:12:15]>> So slow.

[01:12:16]>> Where you going now?

[01:12:20]>> Done that. Come on.

[01:12:21]>> That was still there. It's under new ownership.

[01:12:24]>> Should have come out on my own. Sorry.

[01:12:26]Why are you walking off?

[01:12:28]>> Cuz you walked too slow.

[01:12:30]>> Look, say goodbye.

[01:12:31]>> Say goodbye, everybody.

[01:12:33]>> Oh, it's hard work.

[01:12:34]>> I know. You wanted to put it on to say goodbye. No, >> no, cuz you just keep walking. You can't keep still for 5 minutes, dear.

[01:12:42]>> Oh, we're just going to try in there, aren't we?

[01:12:44]>> Yeah. Well, we didn't go in there. I've already had me apple pie. Thank you very much. It was very nice, actually.

[01:12:49]>> Should be for that price.

[01:12:50]>> What was the apple? Oh, you don't know.

[01:12:51]You got other things in there.

[01:12:52]>> Now, you can say goodbye. Stop. Look at the lovely people. Thanks for watching.

[01:12:57]It might not even make it to the internet. I don't know yet. Depends how good it come out. Bye.

[01:13:18]Heat.

[01:13:35]Heat.