become UNSTOPPABLE with only a pistol...

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[00:00:01]What?

[00:00:02]Bro.

[00:00:06]Oh, [ __ ] Damn it. Look at this guy. Kiwi sucks.

[00:00:11]ONE THING THAT I PERSONALLY THINK THE ENTIRE CALL OF DUTY community can agree on, which by the way, we don't agree on much, is the fact that using only a pistol in COD has to be one of the most fun things that you can possibly do. And thankfully, here in Black Ops 7, the pistols are actually quite good. In fact, they are so good that with the right class setup, these pistols can be the best shotgun, the best sniper, and the best SMG. But of all the pistols in this game, we're going to be focusing on one in particular, the Velox. And if you want TO USE WHAT I'M USING, it is on screen right now and in the description down below. BUT I'M NOT CONTENT WITH JUST USING one class setup. No, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be taking two class setups into some matches of Search and Destroy. And if you're new here and you enjoy my voice or my editing, PLEASE CONSIDER SUBBING. AND WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO, IT'S TIME for today's episode of Kiwi Ballsy.

[00:01:04]>> [music] >> I'm actually really excited to see how the the single Velox, like not Akimbo, is going to work for S&D because every time I've ever seen someone using this pistol, I swear they're always rocking Akimbo and usually it's some guy who's sniping and then he's got these things in his back pocket. And every time they they use it on me, all right, y'all saw in one of the more recent videos, that [ __ ] messes me up every time.

[00:01:32]So, hopefully a single one's going to be just as good. I'll be honest, I haven't really leveled up the gun all the way, so that's why we're rocking single. I feel like I recognize some of these people's names on the enemy team.

[00:01:46]Over here. Aw, teammate got them.

[00:01:50]Why you shooting at me, teammate?

[00:01:52]All right, only one left already.

[00:01:55]Where are hiding at, buddy?

[00:01:57]Oh, you're around here somewhere? You just killed my team. I saw that red name. Damn it. The round is ours. Put your finger in my kill to steal.

[00:02:05]Yeah, I was trying to run the firing range a little bit.

[00:02:09]Biggest thing that I noticed is that you run out of ammo kind of fast when using this thing. So, we are going to be rocking the biggest magazine possible.

[00:02:20]Okay? You wouldn't think it cuz it is just a pistol and usually you don't need like a 24 round mag, but this thing burns through bullets pretty fast. The other thing was that the range was surprisingly decent. Like, I don't know what it is, but for some reason this gun as a burst gun feels weirdly better than like the RK9 without its precision attachment. I don't really know why that is either. Like, I'm pretty sure in terms of like its lethality, it's actually not as good as the RK9. I see you, buddy.

[00:02:51]I don't see you, but I know you're running. Oh, come back here.

[00:02:54]THERE'S ONE BY ME.

[00:02:55]OH, I SAW HIM LAST SECOND.

[00:02:58]>> [sighs] >> THAT'S MY LUCK.

[00:03:01]WOW, he was living in that scope.

[00:03:04]Surely teammate clutches this 1 V 4, right? You got it in the bag, MY MAN.

[00:03:10]HE DOES NOT HAVE IT IN THE BAG. OH MY GOD.

[00:03:14]HEY, CASPER.

[00:03:16]>> [laughter] >> I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN anyone who had it less in the bag than that guy right there, all right?

[00:03:24]>> [laughter] >> Not to be mean, but holy moly.

[00:03:29]Maybe it was just he he was just rusty. It was it was unlucky. I don't know, something.

[00:03:34]Whatever excuse it was.

[00:03:36]I had that had to be something abnormal.

[00:03:40]Oh, vanilla milk shake.

[00:03:42]What the hell are they talking about the enemy team right now? All right, we do have the REV-46 as the primary, but I'm going to try to avoid using that and only use it like if I absolutely got to.

[00:03:53]All right, like I don't I don't want to I don't want to turn this into a rev video. That's going to be coming soon. I don't know if it's going to be before or after this one. Full disclosure, I'm like batch recording a bunch of videos right now cuz I'm going on vacation for like a week. So, we going we going we going to be recording a lot. So, I might get mixed up a little bit in what I'm what I'm using and what I'm not using.

[00:04:12]All right, so I can't be shooting from that far away.

[00:04:16]I saw that red dot, buddy. Oh.

[00:04:18]I thought you'd slide on in like that.

[00:04:21]Oh.

[00:04:22]Oh.

[00:04:24]Hey, I GOT HIM.

[00:04:26]OH.

[00:04:28]OKAY, HE CAME A LITTLE CLOSE NOW. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO knife me or something.

[00:04:32]All right, we're we're running.

[00:04:35]OH, THEY'RE ONE SHOT.

[00:04:38]OKAY, SO REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'M NOT going to be using the rev? Well, we're a little low on ammo right now, SO THAT MIGHT HAVE TO CHANGE.

[00:04:45]YEAH, I'M GETTING THAT KILL, BUDDY.

[00:04:47]Kilroy got me.

[00:04:48]>> I'm sorry. You want me Kilroy?

[00:04:51]What?

[00:04:53]Hey, at least we know that the single beat out the akimbo over there. Y'all see that? Person on the enemy team lost to me rocking a single when they had akimbo.

[00:05:04]I LOVE HOW I was just talking about not using this gun, too.

[00:05:06]Oh.

[00:05:08]What is wrong with that person on the enemy team?

[00:05:13]Let me know in the comments below.

[00:05:14]Actually, I'm curious to hear. Do y'all prefer if you if you use pistols? Cuz I know some people never swap to their secondary or they just run a rocket launcher in their in their secondary slot or one of the specials. If you run a pistol, do you prefer running them akimbo or uh dual wield? I'm stupid. Do you prefer running them dual wield or single?

[00:05:36][ __ ] Gosh.

[00:05:38]That kill felt like it was a lot harder than it should have been to get. Woo. WE MUST HAVE OH MY GOD. OH.

[00:05:44]AND FIRE SHOTGUN. FIRE SHOTGUN ON FIRE SHOTGUN VIOLENCE. Y'ALL SEE >> [laughter] >> HE JUST KILLED me with one and then TEAMMATE WAS SHOOTING RIGHT BACK AT HIM WITH ONE. I'M GOING TO send that to Ninja.

[00:05:55]Golly, man. My god.

[00:05:57]>> try to use a pistol and all of a sudden they start pulling out fire shotty's and stuff to counter you.

[00:06:02]Now we kind of ripped through them right there though right before I got put down like a dog.

[00:06:10]What an interesting optic.

[00:06:12]Why are they running that reticle?

[00:06:14]You know, that's another That's another thing that I'm I'm curious to know in the comments below. You know how like they give us all of those reticles that you can use uh that are like different than just the standard red dot and stuff like that. There are some that are so over the top and strange. I'm just always left wondering to myself, does anyone even use those? Like does anyone use those more Teammate, really?

[00:06:37]Those more uh over the top and extravagant reticles. All right, if you're also confused about what I was mad at my teammate at four, he pulls right into me while I was stopping.

[00:06:47]ALL RIGHT, TWO LEFT. TWO LEFT. OW.

[00:06:50]NONE LEFT.

[00:06:52]DAMN, that round ended fast.

[00:06:55]Holy moly, these guys on the enemy team are getting ran through right now.

[00:06:59]Oh, I forgot that I should be having the I hack clan tag on. In the recent video we were talking about it.

[00:07:04]>> men in white. The I hack clan tag stays on forever cuz apparently it's crashing people's games.

[00:07:12]Actually, if anything that makes it harder for me to get videos cuz then talkers end up getting, you know, Do you like >> their game crashes and all of a sudden I can't get reactions anymore and that always sucks.

[00:07:21]It's already hard enough to not get people to back out.

[00:07:25]All right.

[00:07:26]Let's see if we can get at least a 20 bomb this match. I got 11 kills right now, so we have to we have to up the ante a little itty bitty if we want to get a 20 bomb this match, but we can make it work.

[00:07:39]All right, we're not going to make it work standing like this. COME ON, SOMEONE PUSH ME.

[00:07:42]WHAT THE OOH, there's two of them. Woo.

[00:07:50]It's just me also. I I I just heard a bunch of kill sound effects happening.

[00:07:54]What is What is with that bug by the way? That like Wait, it's a 1 v 4?

[00:07:59]What the hell happened to my team?

[00:08:01]All right, well, let's focus up.

[00:08:07]All right, your buddy is to my left right about now and kind of in front of me.

[00:08:11]And I see them footsteps.

[00:08:14]COME ON, PUSH ME.

[00:08:16]OH MY GOD, I JUST GOT [ __ ] ON.

[00:08:19]>> [laughter] >> WHAT A SHOT. WHAT A SHOT.

[00:08:22]Just absolutely smoked me. Are you kidding me?

[00:08:26]They just put me on a t-shirt, man. What the hell was that?

[00:08:30]I want to see that in slow mo. Look at me. Look at my dumb ass.

[00:08:33]Boom.

[00:08:36]You know, if he missed that shot, I would have lit him up though, right?

[00:08:38]Everyone knows that. Surely, surely. If he hadn't killed me right there, it would have been an easy 1 v 4. They just the game just didn't want me to succeed.

[00:08:48]I think this inspect is cool. I always love when they pull out the magazine like that and toss it up.

[00:08:53]Not every inspect does that, but I always think it's pretty cool. All right, we have active camo in the back pocket. No lightweight, no tax sprinter, so we're going to Oh.

[00:09:01]Someone just took themselves out on accident. I almost just blew myself up right there.

[00:09:06]What the That's a footstep.

[00:09:08]Where the hell did you go? It was like one single footstep right there. Did bro just like evaporate? Get Thanos snapped out of existence?

[00:09:15]They got his ass.

[00:09:17]I don't know who, but someone did.

[00:09:20]Come on, teammates, leave a little for me. It's a 4 v 2 already. I ain't seen a soul.

[00:09:25]All I saw was the footstep of a Ooh, he stole that.

[00:09:29]All I saw was the Got him. Had to lock in there for a second. All I saw was the footstep of someone who got Thanos snapped out of existence.

[00:09:39]All right, one step closer to that 20 bomb. We really got to slay out for this next round though.

[00:09:45]Oh goodness gracious me. I think they're losing their minds on the enemy team now.

[00:09:51]I don't really know what's going on over there.

[00:09:54]They can't handle the heat. They got to get out of the kitchen.

[00:09:58]All righty. Search and destroy. Score is 5-2. We got to get four of them. Okay.

[00:10:04]Is there a way to team kill >> [laughter] >> in core?

[00:10:08]I got to get these guys away from me, man. We got lightweight, that's going to help out. Unless I get sniped like frame one or something. If that happens, I'm I'm punching MY MONITOR.

[00:10:17]KOBE!

[00:10:19]OH, WE ACTUALLY GOT ONE.

[00:10:22]COME HERE. NO, NO, ZOMBIE.

[00:10:25]OW. HE DEFINITELY TRIED IT.

[00:10:28]All right, that's two.

[00:10:32]Uh 2 V 4 right now.

[00:10:34]All right. Teammates are getting NO KILLS NOW. OH, THAT WAS LAST ROUND.

[00:10:40]THERE'S NO [ __ ] WAY.

[00:10:41]>> [screaming] >> IS THAT THE PERSON WHO KILLED ME? WHAT WAS SO crazy about the kill?

[00:10:46]I was just whiffing my shots. Maybe I should drop the suppressor and use a compensator instead cuz I don't want to use the red ball suppressor cuz I kind of want the extra damage range, so Yeah, look at me just whiffing all my shots. Ay ay ay.

[00:10:58]Damn, [ __ ] What was so crazy about that? She was just laying down in the corner.

[00:11:03]>> Yeah, I finally got that kiwi [ __ ] >> OKAY, COME ON. WHAT DID I DO?

[00:11:09]All right, [clears throat] well, if anything, this is just more opportunities for more kills.

[00:11:14]So, that 20 bomb is going to be easy now unless I get sniped and then the teammates uh win the round. And if that happens, I will be real damn pissed.

[00:11:21]In fact, we should have won that last round. I can't believe I was whiffing those shots. CAN I TOSS THIS nade properly, please?

[00:11:27]Missed it on my damn nades.

[00:11:29]Damn team.

[00:11:31]All right, all right, let's not let's not lose this game now. Come on.

[00:11:35]Where is everyone?

[00:11:38]All right. 3 V 6 situation. That's easy.

[00:11:40]2 V Okay, a little bit less easy, but you know, we still got it. We still got it.

[00:11:45]Just got to figure out where they are, where I can get my free kills.

[00:11:48]>> UAV established. UAV?

[00:11:51]That's frustrating, but I see THEM FOOTSTEPS.

[00:11:54]OH, COME ON. GIVE ME THAT KILL, MAN.

[00:11:58]GOOD KILL, TEAMMATE. Last one standing.

[00:12:00]1 V 4. That was our chance to redeem ourselves, eh?

[00:12:04]>> [music] >> Where are you all hiding at? They got to plant eventually.

[00:12:09]OOH.

[00:12:10]OH, FIRE SHOTGUN. WOO!

[00:12:12]I'M AT 3 HP.

[00:12:14]DAMN.

[00:12:15]OKAY.

[00:12:18]Tracker says they're right in front of me.

[00:12:20]They're probably hot on my tail right now.

[00:12:23]They know that I just killed their teammates.

[00:12:27]I had to pull out the SMG real quick out there, but I didn't have any ammo and I was low HP. Forgive me. OH.

[00:12:32]WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING AT? OH, [ __ ] All right. 1 V 1. Now we redeem ourselves.

[00:12:42]Come on.

[00:12:45]Come on.

[00:12:46]Are they planting right now or something? Let me go check.

[00:12:50]I got to find Oh, we got 20 at least, but I feel like they're not going to expect me to come from here.

[00:12:56]Check if they're planting.

[00:12:58]OH, THEY ARE.

[00:13:00]OH, MAN. GG'S, FELLAS.

[00:13:03]Talk about a prediction. Holy moly. Read her like a book.

[00:13:11]There we go. At least he At least he redeemed ourselves for that tragic 1 V 4 that I choked.

[00:13:17]I had to let I had to let teammates know that I'm that guy. That I'm just like that sometimes.

[00:13:23]All right. Not bad. We got the 20 bomb and everything.

[00:13:29]I think they're going insane. In fact, I'm just going to mute that in post.

[00:13:33]Ladies and gentlemen, we are pulling out the akimbo pistols. Let's see how this goes.

[00:13:40]I'm really excited to try You're not akimbo.

[00:13:44]You're akimbo. There we go. I'm really excited to see how this works out and what better map to try this out than one of my favorites, Shipment. All right, let's see how this works. We're about to get mad aggressive. Thank you for the smoke screen, enemy. Making it nice and easy for me.

[00:14:00]All right, let's go run into their spawn. Where are your friends at?

[00:14:04]Where where where is everyone? Why do why do all my teammates get all these kills, man? Are you kidding me?

[00:14:08]Leave a little something for me, a crumb. My teammate just ran into fire.

[00:14:12]Oh, there he is. There we go.

[00:14:16]Ah, straight from the frying pan and into the fire.

[00:14:23]Okay. Got a little DJ on the enemy team.

[00:14:25]You're going to get me copyright strike, buddy.

[00:14:28]Need you to cool it.

[00:14:30]I Since since he has them light on and clearly he's not just constantly blaring audio into his mic, I think he just thinks it's funny or something. I'm just going to I'm just going to mute him during like the in between rounds and then unmute him back when it's our round. That way I can like hear his reactions when I kill him. But, I'll be honest with you, I ain't trying to hear all that in between rounds. All right, I I if I want serenading, I'll do the singing myself, buddy. I don't want to YouTube to demonetize my ass for nothing.

[00:14:58]All right, let's see. Oh, you want you want it you want it again, huh? Yeah, pushing mid. No, I'm not. I'm pushing your spawn.

[00:15:05]Does that look like mid to me?

[00:15:08]Almost got me caught me with the pants down, anyways.

[00:15:11]All right, well, tracker said that they're in somewhere in this direction, so never mind.

[00:15:16]DON'T WORRY, TEAMMATE. THAT'S STILL your kill.

[00:15:19]This guy's got a fire shotgun, though. I GOT TO BE OH MY GOD.

[00:15:28]KIWI SUCKS. HEY.

[00:15:30]What did I do to you?

[00:15:32]Just cuz I gunned you down in cold blood with my pistols, don't mean you got to be mean to me. Kiwi's garbage.

[00:15:39]Bro, okay. You Every round? Is it really going to be every round?

[00:15:44]At least he's diversifying a little bit.

[00:15:46]He's not doing the same thing every time.

[00:15:48]Well, by that I mean he's not playing the same song every time.

[00:15:53]All righty, these akimbos are feeling pretty damn good right now. I see why people do this so much. Holy moly.

[00:16:01]You know, I I I've never been a big believer in akimbo pistols for the past few years of Call of Duty, but these ain't half bad.

[00:16:09]I'm actually I'm actually enjoying myself right now using these. I got to try some more of the akimbo pistols.

[00:16:15]Kind of wish I used the 1911s akimbo.

[00:16:19]All right, one last. COME ON, TEAM.

[00:16:20]DAMN. WE GOT TO GIVE THESE ENEMIES A CHANCE.

[00:16:24]THIS POINT I'M WORRIED IF I'M GOING TO GET first place or not.

[00:16:26]We're 3-0 already. It's like 1 minute.

[00:16:29]>> need to relax, dude. I've been warming up. That's what I'm saying, man.

[00:16:34]That'll be the shortest video of Call of Duty ever.

[00:16:37]Going to have like a 1-minute Dude, I keep on forgetting to do I'm going to have like a one 10-minute long video.

[00:16:44]It's going to feel like it's 2012 again.

[00:16:47]What the hell?

[00:16:49]Back when every single video on YouTube was like sub sub 10 minutes.

[00:16:55]All right. Well, now that I said that, they're probably going to like start making an insane comeback or something.

[00:16:59]This the score is going to end 3-6 and we're going to get a crushing defeat.

[00:17:04]Nah, no way. NOT WHEN I GOT TAC SPRINT AND LIGHTWEIGHT ACTIVE. Unless I run into a little stone outcropping.

[00:17:11]What are you looking at?

[00:17:15]All right, nobody want TO PUSH UP? DAMN, [screaming] TEAM.

[00:17:18]Let me get some, just a crumb.

[00:17:24]All right, at some point I'm going to have to start throwing right let me preemptively mute him also. I'm learning, I'm learning from my mistakes.

[00:17:32]What are you saying? Something about getting caught reloading every time.

[00:17:36]You know, that's one thing that I'm kind of worried about using these akimbo though. The reload time is really damn long and I'm surprised I haven't gotten the What the hell, man? I'm That's just rude. I don't even know if I'm first place on my team. Why are they cooking it on me so bad, huh?

[00:17:52]Oh, I am first place. Never mind.

[00:17:54]>> [laughter] >> Uh uh I was going to say that that that just seems a bit extreme, but nope.

[00:17:59]I see why. But yeah, the reload times are so long in these things that I'm a wee bit worried uh here or there for getting like caught with my pants down.

[00:18:06]Oh my god.

[00:18:08]I JUST I ACTUALLY JUST SPOKE IT INTO EXISTENCE. Did you see that?

[00:18:13]I actually just spoke that into existence. Of course, the one time I decided to start talking about it, they blow my head schmoove off with the fire shotgun. Are you kidding me?

[00:18:22]With the whole game, no problems.

[00:18:24]Reloading as much as I wanted to the WHOLE TIME. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, NOW they start uh they start pushing me when they know I'm reloading. He probably didn't even know I was reloading. He just got lucky.

[00:18:35]All righty, two V two situation right now. One V two situation.

[00:18:41]Does my boy Fat Lil Cakes got what he uh got it in him to win this one V one? GOT WHAT IT TAKES?

[00:18:52]OH, NOT LIKE THAT YOU DON'T. Hell yeah.

[00:18:55]Enemy just went right underneath him.

[00:18:57]>> [snorts] >> And are they finally going to Is that him commentating?

[00:19:06]That is an awful remix.

[00:19:10]I think I've Wait, have I played with this guy on my team before? I swear I've think I played Wait, have I played with this guy on my team before? I swear I feel like I feel like I've heard his voice before.

[00:19:23]This guy's going to sound crazy, but Let me know in the comments below. Have I ever came across that guy before in any S&D? I swear that I have. That kind of reminds me of like the Call of Duty DJ, who's this one uh Uh according to someone in my comments, he's a YouTuber as well who DOES SOMETHING KIND OF SIMILAR, BUT JUST is a DJ, I guess, in COD. Oh my That guy just died. All right.

[00:19:46]Needless to say, they are starting to learn how to counter play me. Oh, wait, no. He was just spraying my teammate.

[00:19:53]4 V 3 SITUATION.

[00:19:54]SURELY teammates got it in the bag. Hey, at least I at least I won I got at least one kill that round. Are they all pulling out fire shotguns now? Is that what it takes to counter some akimbo pistols, man? I mean, they're good, but we don't need to dedicate ourselves to my teammate is also using a fire shotgun, but we don't need to dedicate ourselves to countering them.

[00:20:13]Damn. He's so ass. He's so ass, bro.

[00:20:16]Didn't you push him with a fire shotgun?

[00:20:18]>> score and he's playing like a [ __ ] He's sitting there What are they complaining about? Literally, their whole team is using fire shotguns. I don't get it.

[00:20:24]I'll see how you want to play. You want to play prone outside the portal? Oh my god.

[00:20:29]Am I missing something or like What is he Why is he complaining about my teammate using a fire shotgun when he is also using a fire shotgun? Like he literally just shot at my teammate with the same gun.

[00:20:44]I don't know. I don't get it. Maybe he's mad cuz my teammate was laying down, but it's not like he was laying down in a corner or nothing. If anything, actually, well, if he was if he was camping this uh Oh, there's so many of them right here.

[00:20:55]I can't help it. I was going to go up TOP INTO THAT PORTAL. Look at this guy.

[00:20:58]>> But now I need this. What the hell? Look at him Oh.

[00:21:04]What is that range?

[00:21:07]What are you talking I got Are you serious?

[00:21:11]Do they need to nerf this damn shotgun again? What you mean I got two tapped from that far?

[00:21:19]Now my teammate is just going to be camping in this area the whole time with a sniper and a pistol, man. Just push out, bro. Like you ain't you I don't think you're going to clutch this up.

[00:21:28]I was about to say his name. I'm not going to say your name, but I don't got too much faith in you to clutch this up, okay?

[00:21:34]Given the fact that you're using the drone pod in S&D.

[00:21:38]At least in this situation. I feel like there's better times to plop one down.

[00:21:42]Now ain't one of them.

[00:21:43]At least he's watching his angles. You know what? Maybe he does got this.

[00:21:46]Check up top.

[00:21:48]We are defeated. He's not going to check up top. HE'S NOT GOING TO CHECK UP TOP, THE MOST IMPORTANT ANGLE TO CHECK. Clean build up.

[00:21:54]No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:21:57]I love I love Bullseye as much as the next guy, but I'm not going to get copyright strike for him.

[00:22:03]No wonder that guy on the enemy team is negative, by the way. He's too focused on He's too focused on what soundboard he's going to use than actually playing the game.

[00:22:11]>> Bill, bill, bill, bill. He does have a TikTok in his name, so I wonder if his TikTok is just like I'm going to try my best as I can.

[00:22:18]using sound edits or something I I don't know.

[00:22:23]All right. Let's make Let's make this round better than the last one, okay?

[00:22:27]We've been We've been on a bit of a down streak right now, but that doesn't mean it's going to stay that way. Kobe!

[00:22:38]Are you kidding me? It bounced and rolled towards me. Okay, man. All righty. I I I I'm just the unluckiest person alive. Like I'm not even first place.

[00:22:47]I'm going to I'm going TO CHUCK MYSELF OUT. I'M NOT FIRST PLACE ANYMORE.

[00:22:53]I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS, MAN. Now I'm hoping teammates lose this round.

[00:22:58]Please.

[00:23:00]That little cakes, now is not the time to start clutching up, man.

[00:23:04]Yeah, they took him down good.

[00:23:06]Come on, person whose name I'm not going to say.

[00:23:09]Now, don't be watching your angles now, man.

[00:23:12]Just walk into the spawn, get shotgunned. Yep, yep, yep, yep, get shotgunned. Give me more opportunities to get more kills.

[00:23:20]And do not plant the bomb, either.

[00:23:24]Yo, he he's nervous right now. He don't know what to do. I think other team is AFK, so it's a one V three right now. He probably doesn't know that.

[00:23:34]It's a real suspicious angle to be peeking like this.

[00:23:37]I'm getting a second hand He's nervous.

[00:23:43]You want to know what I would do right now? Is definitely back up and reposition using the portals. Maybe go round through our spawn right now. See if I can Okay, this is This is definitely not what I would do, but it seems like the enemies weren't expecting it, cuz he's just getting away with it right now.

[00:23:58]Nobody's going to stop him?

[00:24:01]Never mind. They're stopping HIM ALL RIGHT.

[00:24:03]OOH.

[00:24:06]I guess you could say he kind of stopped himself.

[00:24:08]He backed out. I was going to say he kind of stopped himself with that aim over there.

[00:24:14]At least they didn't drag it on for too long. They just defused it nice and easy.

[00:24:18]Round by round, boys. Round by round.

[00:24:19]Come on now. Round by round? Y'all ain't getting no comeback. I'm I'm going to tell them right now, okay? We are ending this game out. Oh, look out. Oh, look out. We are ending this game now.

[00:24:29]Match point. That might as well say final round.

[00:24:34]All right.

[00:24:36]Got to pull the stock out on the SMG just in case you want to use it.

[00:24:41]Let's move.

[00:24:42]No lightweight, no tax bender, no active camo. No need. We don't need any of that. That's all extra.

[00:24:51]Teammate just got a double as well.

[00:24:52]They're not pushing me right now for some reason. That's a little surprising.

[00:24:55]Let's see if I can maybe get away with going through their spawn.

[00:24:58]One hostile LEFT.

[00:24:59]>> ONE LEFT? DAMN, TEAM. Y'all didn't let me do nothing.

[00:25:04]Where's the last guy at? I got to get something.

[00:25:06]Or else I'm going to end up in second place.

[00:25:09]Don't say that. Or even maybe even third place. God, no.

[00:25:13]Don't shoot at me, teammate.

[00:25:16]Come on. [screaming] WHERE'S THIS GUY AT? HE JUST KILLED MY TEAMMATE.

[00:25:21]He couldn't have gone far.

[00:25:23]Maybe he's I would like to knife you.

[00:25:26]GGs, fellas.

[00:25:27]>> Good try, guys.

[00:25:28]>> As long as we don't get third place.

[00:25:29]Good try. As long as we don't get third place, please. Where is the Where was this guy at? I want to see.

[00:25:35]Can't move or I'll never hurt.

[00:25:36]>> he was just in our in the spawn.

[00:25:39]Oh my god.

[00:25:40]He was. He was all the way back here. I didn't even know you could go back here.

[00:25:44]You got to play seven more games challenge, GO.

[00:25:50]OH MY GOD.

[00:25:51]HE WAS WAITING DOWNSTAIRS.

[00:25:53]>> Third place.

[00:25:55]I'm washed. I'm ass and I'm washed at the game. All righty. This is probably going to be the last match that I record. I don't know where it's going to end up uh in the video, but it's going to be the last match I record using THESE THINGS.

[00:26:07]I'VE GOT A GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME WITH THEM NOW. And I'm going to say this outright.

[00:26:11]I really really need to like change my opinion about Akimbo pistols. I see why so many people have been rocking these things in their oh as their sidearm for so long.

[00:26:22]Like I've always been more of a fan of having a single pistol. But man, are these THINGS GOOD? LIKE OH MY YOU WANT ME?

[00:26:29]>> BRO.

[00:26:30]Look at that.

[00:26:31]>> remaining. Yeah. Oh. Oh, you best believe we'll we'll be doing more Akimbo pistol videos in the future, okay? Like y'all see that?

[00:26:40]All righty. Speaking of seeing, where the hell is the enemy? I see them footsteps. Woo. Oh.

[00:26:46]Man, I might as well BE ROCKING A SHOTGUN right now. Imagine you in your spawn with a fire axe.

[00:26:50]>> It's okay. You You're going to be in the spawn cuz you got called out. So, it's okay, [ __ ] This is our second match against some of these guys and yeah, though. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see.

[00:26:59]>> You have no neck. You're a nerd.

[00:27:00]>> There's one guy in the enemy team who loves starting music on after every round. You look like you're in the gym right now. You're fat.

[00:27:06]>> buddy. We'll see, buddy.

[00:27:08]We'll see, buddy. You're fat. You're fat, [ __ ] You're a >> buddy. Actually, I do know why they're so mad cuz they have the unfortunate displeasure of going up against me rocking these pistols. Okay, who wouldn't be a little mad at that? Can you get out the way, teammate?

[00:27:24]Bumping into me and stuff. Making me delayed on my rushes. Making me less skilled.

[00:27:29]Let me up. LET ME UP. AH, I'M ON FIRE, TOO. ARE you kidding me? Oh, let me let me let me let me try something THAT I FOUND OUT RECENTLY, which is that YOU CAN ACTUALLY WOO!

[00:27:38]Actually swap to uh single pistols WHILE AKIMBO.

[00:27:44]WHAT?

[00:27:45]>> [laughter] >> YEAH, I'D BE CONFUSED, TOO, BUDDY.

[00:27:48]That's how good these things are. You don't stand a chance if you come within 5 ft of me.

[00:27:54]But yeah, I didn't actually know that you could swap to a single pistol while rocking akimbo in this game.

[00:27:59]All you got to do is press the um button that you usually use for select fire.

[00:28:03]And me personally, I actually think that's really cool. I wonder I don't know if that was in BO6 or not, though.

[00:28:09]Disco, if you would have uh pushed with your teammate, maybe you'd still be alive.

[00:28:15]Yeah, you're talking smack to my teammate. He's just trying to rage me at this point. This guy's rocking the Warden. Woo!

[00:28:21]God, the Warden's good.

[00:28:22]>> Yeah.

[00:28:24]I'm already thinking back to that revolver video I just used on them. I'm kind of I'm kind of on a roll right now with pistols. Although, that thing is calling it a pistol a a wee bit of a stretch, but it's not that much of a stretch, okay?

[00:28:40]Has Honey Pack recognized me? Have we played Have we uh played before? He said, "Kiwi again."

[00:28:46]Hey, buddy.

[00:28:47]You give Actually, I think I recognize also I think I recognize a uh I think have I played with Honey Badger before? I think I have.

[00:28:59]But I'm going to ask just in case cuz you never know, maybe it was a different key. We all don't know.

[00:29:04]And I've run into more than a few people with this name before, so maybe it's not the same person. Why are we typing?

[00:29:09]Can't talk?

[00:29:11]Oh, I can talk.

[00:29:13]Well, why are we typing?

[00:29:14]Talking to a teammate, not you. Why is he Why Why is he so curious? I mean, my teammate was typing, I'mma type back.

[00:29:20]You know what I mean?

[00:29:23]All righty. If he wants to talk, he better talk to me and then I'll open my mouth.

[00:29:28]And then And even then, maybe.

[00:29:30]Oh, HE WAS A HE WAS IN A VIDEO OF MINE.

[00:29:34]DARN IT, GOD. I'M I'M ACTUALLY JUST THROWING RIGHT NOW.

[00:29:37]LET'S JUST GET LET'S JUST GET GREEDY WITH IT.

[00:29:39]I PAID FOR MY GREED.

[00:29:42]WHICH UH WHICH VIDEO WAS HE IN?

[00:29:46]OH. There we go.

[00:29:50]All righty. They got their one charity round. OH MY GOD.

[00:29:55]OH, COPYRIGHTED MUSIC.

[00:29:59]SO TIRED of that. What is going on?

[00:30:02]This guy is trying to get me claims.

[00:30:03]That Okay, what is going on in the chat right now as well? HOLY HOLY [ __ ] WELL, I'M TRYING TO GET THEY'RE TRYING TO GET ME COPYRIGHT claimed on one side and then now they're trying to These guys trying to get me uh demonetized on the other. Like, I'm getting attacked on all fronts right now, man.

[00:30:20]Just give me a break. They're trying to make my job harder. I'm trying to get ready to go on a vacation and they're going to make me spend extra time editing cuz I got to censor their dumb asses.

[00:30:29]Ooh.

[00:30:31]This guy pulling you for real is going to single-handedly make me like have to work for like 10% longer just to just to finish this video out from all the times I'm going to have to mute the audio cuz of his damn Behind you.

[00:30:43]No, I'm not behind you. Yeah, that's a chemo pistol but mine are better.

[00:30:47]BRO. OOH.

[00:30:49]YEAH, YOU SHOULD have you should have shanked me when you had the chance, buddy.

[00:30:53]All right, it's time for me to kill YOUR FRIEND NOW. NO.

[00:30:56]>> WHAT?

[00:30:57]SPEAKING OF SHANK.

[00:31:01]AY YAY YAY.

[00:31:02]All right, we're we're getting a lot of kills but I want more.

[00:31:06]Hey, at least it wasn't copyrighted music.

[00:31:09]Ooh, the katana. You can say that again.

[00:31:15]He said I'll carry this time.

[00:31:17]Yeah, he's carrying the hell out of me right now, Honey Badger.

[00:31:22]What the Okay.

[00:31:23]>> Secure and destroy.

[00:31:24]Now it's a contest.

[00:31:27]>> [laughter] >> I thought that dude just said I can't do a damn thing. Y'all have added on a mouse. Give me a better mouse.

[00:31:32]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, we're taking all the kills BUT NOW I GOT TO GET MORE, RIGHT? NOW NOW THERE'S STAKES ON THE LINE. It's a bit of a kill race.

[00:31:41]I can't get sunlight like that. Let's just use THE ACTIVE CAMO.

[00:31:45]ALL RIGHT, WELL WE wasted it.

[00:31:46]Ooh.

[00:31:48]Come here, buddy. Ain't going to work this time. What are you looking at? Yo.

[00:31:53]Uh, we baited his ass.

[00:31:55]I got to get all these kills.

[00:31:58]Uh, thankfully it wasn't Honey Badger who got that kill right there. It was another guy.

[00:32:01]>> Put them on me, dude.

[00:32:03]We have the jets on him now. It's a race.

[00:32:06]Only one round left, too.

[00:32:08]I'm going to try and get there first this time. I don't know who was right side, bro, but you walked right past Kiwi. No, I killed him.

[00:32:15]Well He tried to go mid. Did not work out for him.

[00:32:22]Yeah, nobody can stop me now. There's something on the line. Hmm, disappointing.

[00:32:27]>> [laughter] >> All right, come on.

[00:32:30]I'm not trying to end UP SECOND PLACE.

[00:32:33]YEAH, LET'S DO THIS.

[00:32:35]All right, let's make sure we're standing up.

[00:32:38]Do I have Tac Insert? OOH, I GOT MOST of my perks RIGHT NOW.

[00:32:42]KOBE!

[00:32:47]WELL, HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO LOSE THIS ROUND THOUGH.

[00:32:50]At least I hope so anyways. Oh.

[00:32:55]No, not the kill streak.

[00:32:57]Oh, I'M GOING TO LOSE NOW. NO!

[00:33:01]ENEMY TEAM, COME ON. FINALLY START DOING SOMETHING. [ __ ] HIM. THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE.

[00:33:08]THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE TO THWART HIM. OH, thank god at least he didn't get a hit marker right there.

[00:33:13]Fall off the map, fall off the map, fall off the map, FALL OFF THE MAP. NO!

[00:33:16]NO!

[00:33:18]1 V 3.

[00:33:20]Hopefully that dog doesn't get any kills either.

[00:33:23]I'm allowed to dream, aren't I?

[00:33:25]HE'S WHIFFING.

[00:33:27]YES!

[00:33:29]YES! OH, I FEEL BAD FOR ROOTING FOR THAT. NO!

[00:33:32]I'M SECOND PLACE.

[00:33:33]YOU GOT TO FIGHT! ALL [screaming] RIGHTY, ALL RIGHT.

[00:33:38]Thank god.

[00:33:41]>> [laughter] >> He's not too happy in chat.

[00:33:46]Fire shotgun, put him down.

[00:33:50]All righty, I'm rubbing my greedy little mitts together right now.

[00:33:55]Now, now is our chance. All right, we got we got to really we got to really get something going this round.

[00:34:02]I'm thinking we do the left side route again. I mean, it's been working out for us every single round as long as I don't get sniped again.

[00:34:10]Come on, please.

[00:34:13]He's looking at me.

[00:34:15]Come on, HoneyPants, just get hit with a nade or something.

[00:34:21]Right side, right side. Yes, tell your teammates to come to me.

[00:34:28]OH, DAMN IT!

[00:34:30]I SHOULD HAVE JUST STARTED shooting sooner. What is he talking about? Gigi's fellas.

[00:34:35]Ooh, did I get Did I get first or second place? Please tell me. Kiwis, place your bets in the comments below. Did we win it? Let's see.

[00:34:46]NO, I HAVEN'T GOT THE SAME KILLS THOUGH.

[00:34:50]YEAH, I GOT one less death though.

[00:34:51]Surely that means I win, right?

[00:34:53]Surely it's got to say I got one less death, right? Like come on. My boy got you by a hundred. Damn. I'm going to have to hand it to him, man. Yeah, I guess he just got more score. Maybe it's cuz the kill streaks. I don't know. This what it feels like to be carried, huh?

[00:35:08]>> [music] [music] [music]