Ish Meets A Mermaid

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:01:10]Where to?

[00:01:26]Seems like there's a lot of cheap imitations [music] out there.

[00:01:30]Every cool dude has a different mood.

[00:01:33]Each time you turn the musical page, another new face becomes enraged.

[00:01:40]But me, I only sing the blues. Slide down a jazz swing, play my flutes. Every day another new gimmick.

[00:01:50]Every impersonator is trying [music] to mimic.

[00:01:54]Avoid the words, just want to cruise.

[00:01:58]Everyone wants to win. No one wants to lose.

[00:02:02]These bucket [music] seats are trying to lose.

[00:02:05]Local Belly has a blow.

[00:02:15]Wallet, please.

[00:02:19]Crazy Al?

[00:02:21]When have I ever had any money for you?

[00:02:23]I live next door to you and your mom.

[00:02:25]>> My name's not Al.

[00:02:26]I mean, I'm not Crazy Al.

[00:02:29]Wallet, now, please.

[00:02:32]Al?

[00:02:34]It says your name right there.

[00:02:36]You got that tattoo when we were in high school together.

[00:02:49]Well, maybe if you made better art, you wouldn't be so broke.

[00:02:55]How do you suggest I do that?

[00:02:58]Your compositions are unbalanced, and your subject matter is immature.

[00:03:05][ __ ] Like anything is balanced.

[00:03:09]Maybe.

[00:03:12]But treat your canvas like you would anything in life that you care about, and your audience will care, too.

[00:03:19]Now get the [ __ ] [music] out of here.

[00:03:50]Yes.

[00:03:52]After what you borrowed.

[00:03:56]Charlie, it's not much. I haven't been able to sell this new stuff.

[00:04:00]Maybe you need to take some time off and recharge. Suck up some inspiration.

[00:04:04]Then come back and dive into your work.

[00:04:06]Nah.

[00:04:07]You look like [ __ ] Here's the key to my lake house. I'll text you the address.

[00:04:12]A few days at the lake house would be good for you. Get yourself a good book and unplug.

[00:04:20]Good book.

[00:04:24]Sure.

[00:05:10]>> [music] [music] >> Yes.

[00:06:10]>> You got any good books around here or what?

[00:06:17]Ish.

[00:06:20]Ish and Dish the cause?

[00:06:27]Ish and Nagidishna cause.

[00:06:30]Ish good day.

[00:06:34]Any family history of mental illness?

[00:06:40]I wouldn't call it history.

[00:06:43]Be careful little flame.

[00:06:46]Make it wet.

[00:07:03]>> [music] >> I still don't know what your name is.

[00:07:24]Well, that was no. TV and Dish the cause.

[00:07:29]>> [music] >> What is this?

[00:07:34]Every 3,000 of your years our clan ceremony begins.

[00:07:39]We start a new generation. [music] Your clan?

[00:07:44]The Nibinabe.

[00:07:47]Wait.

[00:07:50]Mermaids?

[00:07:52]What's a mermaid?

[00:07:57]>> [music] >> So, wait.

[00:07:59]You're telling me that those are your Hey, I hope you're hungry. You wouldn't want them.

[00:08:11]I don't eat that, though.

[00:08:13]Mhm.

[00:08:15]What the [ __ ] is that? Seaweed, Chris.

[00:08:18]Have you ever tried me?

[00:08:20]Smells fishy.

[00:08:21]Well, it smells like fish.

[00:08:25]But, it tastes like chicken.

[00:08:29]Do you mind if I walk you?

[00:08:30]This neighborhood can be a little The men where I'm from can't. They have the body of a fish.

[00:08:36]How do they go to the bathroom?

[00:08:45]>> [music] >> Crazy L.

[00:09:20][ __ ] We should probably go.

[00:09:51]>> What are we doing here?

[00:09:53]We'll be safe here.

[00:09:55]Safe where? Wait, Zibby.

[00:09:59]I can't swim very well.

[00:10:07]I can't swim very well.

[00:10:18]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> It's getting late. [singing] Sun is going down.

[00:11:40]>> [music] >> I'm home alone.

[00:11:48]>> [singing and music] >> Here no one around.

[00:11:57]Thinking [music] about your love.

[00:11:59]I want to give you a call.

[00:12:03]>> [singing] [music] >> I need your [singing] love here with me.

[00:12:13]>> [music] >> Before [singing] I fall asleep.

[00:12:20]>> [music] >> When I'm with you.

[00:12:25]When I'm with [music] you.

[00:12:28]I feel like I'm home.

[00:12:31]>> [music] >> I'm home.

[00:12:37]Yeah.

[00:12:39]>> [music] >> Ish.

[00:13:04]Are you a ghost?

[00:13:05]>> come in? A ghost?

[00:13:08]What is this?

[00:13:09]You died. I'm not dead. I'm in a lot of trouble.

[00:13:13]I was at your funeral.

[00:13:16]You died in the lake. They never found you.

[00:13:18]Do I look like I died in the lake?

[00:13:26]Come in.

[00:13:28]Your obituary.

[00:13:31]What?

[00:13:32]This can't be real.

[00:13:34]You've been gone for 3 years.

[00:13:44]How can that be?

[00:13:47]Where were you?

[00:13:49]The lake.

[00:13:50]You never showed up at the lake house.

[00:13:53]I was on a date. A date?

[00:13:57]A date with who?

[00:13:59]Was this another one of your benders?

[00:14:02]No.

[00:14:02]>> [clears throat] >> Being a dead artist has its benefits.

[00:14:11]What's this?

[00:14:13]You've been selling work since you drowned.

[00:14:17]Too bad you're alive. It's been good for business. Charlie, this is a lot of money. There's more.

[00:14:23]I'll have to go to the bank.

[00:14:25]Wow.

[00:14:28]You are the only one that knows I'm alive.

[00:14:39]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Mhm.