Couples Retreat (Thriller / Comedy) | The Weekend That Went Wrong

Added: 2026-05-08

[00:00:27]It's fine. It's fine. Everything's good.

[00:00:30]I told you not to put so much weight on the shelf.

[00:00:33]It's a shelf. Yeah, well >> new blinds.

[00:00:37]Maybe.

[00:00:38]Did you toss the ribs?

[00:00:41]Baby, did you toss Did you toss the ribs?

[00:00:48]Yes, I tossed the ribs.

[00:00:51]Two years. Two freaking years. I'm going to smother her to death. I swear to god.

[00:00:57]And you're going to leave me alone with John.

[00:01:02]What?

[00:01:03]>> You know what? No, he's a wackadoo.

[00:01:07]You just have to give him a chance. You don't know him.

[00:01:10]>> I've met him twice and he's been weird on both occasions. So, I'm just saying Wait. Hey, just just Maybe he won't come. Maybe neither of them will come and then you and I can just have a great weekend together and enjoy ourselves and be fine. I want them to come.

[00:01:27]They're my friends.

[00:01:28]And you promised me you promised me that this weekend was going to be fun and we're going to be all Fun.

[00:01:39]Jaunty. Jaunty. Yeah.

[00:01:42]Good.

[00:01:48]They're here.

[00:01:50]Okay.

[00:01:51]Okay.

[00:01:52]Jaunty.

[00:01:52]>> Jaunty. Jaunty. I got you. Hello, Miss Honeycomb.

[00:01:58]GET OUT OF HERE AND GIVE ME A FREAKING SMOOCH.

[00:02:03]Come out. Come out.

[00:02:05]You sure that's Amelia's car? Yeah, that's her car. She's had the same car forever.

[00:02:12]Perfect.

[00:02:22]Hey, I made it.

[00:02:23]>> Hey, um where's Amelia?

[00:02:27]She didn't tell you?

[00:02:28]She's just all tied up right now.

[00:02:32]Um oh, okay. Uh come on in.

[00:02:36]How long did you pack for? Jesus.

[00:02:37]>> Figured I'd move in. If you let [laughter] me.

[00:02:40]This is going to be so awesome. Guess what I made for dinner. What did you make? Oh, ribs.

[00:02:45]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:02:55]I feel nauseous thinking about it. Baby was so gone. Oh god. Come on. Come on. I would have if I could remember. I didn't know. Baby was bananas.

[00:03:04]You're lucky you didn't know her back then.

[00:03:06]She was a handful. Oh, you love me.

[00:03:09]>> [laughter] >> Mhm. I guess you two went so far back. I didn't realize. Oh, yeah. It was actually John who introduced me to Amelia.

[00:03:17]>> [snorts] >> And then one fateful Halloween Mhm. she brought her very attractive coworker to the party. Aw, so cute.

[00:03:27]So, you basically set us up then.

[00:03:29]I guess I really owe you one. You're welcome.

[00:03:31]And Amelia, of course. Everything good always goes back to Amelia.

[00:03:34]>> [cough] >> You okay?

[00:03:40]>> [laughter] >> Watch your step.

[00:03:48]It's getting pretty dark out there.

[00:03:50]Why don't you come and chill get in?

[00:03:51]No.

[00:03:52]It's all good. Thank you.

[00:03:55]Is she doing okay?

[00:03:57]Actually, don't really want to talk about it.

[00:04:00]Are you Are you still together? Did you break up? But what? I'm concerned she's not here.

[00:04:05]>> Calm down.

[00:04:06]Oh.

[00:04:07]Sorry.

[00:04:08]>> Don't worry about it. There's so many where that came from.

[00:04:11]I got you. Don't worry.

[00:04:14]How do you know where the um uh dustpan is, honey?

[00:04:22]Careful. Watch for glass.

[00:04:25]Woah.

[00:04:26]Watch your head, brother.

[00:04:29]Careful, honey.

[00:04:31]Everybody watch your feet. There's glass [clears throat] everywhere.

[00:04:36]And then just let me know if you need anything else, okay?

[00:04:38]>> Thanks, Feebs. You're the best. Of course.

[00:04:46]Well, that was fun.

[00:04:49]I saw something.

[00:04:50]What?

[00:04:53]Blood. I saw dried blood on the shelf.

[00:04:56]Yeah, that was probably wine. I know what dried blood looks like.

[00:04:59]>> You don't know what dried blood looks like. What are you talking about?

[00:05:06]Have you heard from Amelia?

[00:05:08]No, because the service out here is [ __ ] Like what?

[00:05:14]Hey, sorry. Can I grab a firmer pillow?

[00:05:16]Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I'll be right there. Cool. Yeah.

[00:05:21]John, dear, please.

[00:05:23]Okay. You can take mine.

[00:05:26]I don't want to take yours.

[00:05:27]>> I have like six.

[00:06:10]>> [snorts] [snorts] >> Good morning.

[00:07:06]Sleepyhead. You want some eggs?

[00:07:09]Where's Phoebe?

[00:07:11]Uh she's getting some yogurt.

[00:07:14]Yeah, I don't like yolks, so I know. Feebs told me.

[00:07:22]Thanks.

[00:07:27]So, you sleep well?

[00:07:30]Conked right out.

[00:07:33]How about you?

[00:07:36]Oh, good. You're up.

[00:07:37]Oh, you want some coffee?

[00:07:39]John's giving us the royal treatment.

[00:07:48]$300 hiking boots. Uh-huh. Turns out not into hiking. Oh.

[00:07:54]Well.

[00:07:55]Hey, I'm just going to go get my sunglasses.

[00:08:28]All tied up.

[00:08:31]I swear to god.

[00:08:34]Okay, an axe and a rope in the car.

[00:08:37]Uh well, was Colonel Mustard his accomplice, huh? Come on. You come on.

[00:08:42]Okay, so he and Amelia are in a bad place. Whatever you have against him, he's clearly in a world of pain right now.

[00:08:49]So, just cool it.

[00:08:52]Guys, you coming?

[00:08:55]We're coming.

[00:08:58]Come on in, buddy.

[00:09:00]You coming in?

[00:09:01]>> John, the water is nice. Yeah.

[00:09:03]Coming.

[00:09:05]I'm waiting for you.

[00:09:13]You okay? Yeah.

[00:09:15]You sure about that?

[00:09:19]OH.

[00:09:31]>> [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT.

[00:09:35]TRUCE.

[00:09:37]TRUCE?

[00:09:38]TRUCE.

[00:09:45]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> CHECKMATE, BRO.

[00:10:02]Oh my god, you should see the look on your face. [laughter] I want him out. You were both messing around. It just got out >> did he do?

[00:10:11]Amelia hasn't even texted you? She does this. It's fine.

[00:10:14]>> Oh, this is different. He did something.

[00:10:17]I know it.

[00:10:17]>> You know it.

[00:10:18]>> Why won't you believe me?

[00:10:19]>> We don't know what happened. You don't know what happened. And you do this. You fix it on him because you love to find the worst qualities in every single person. And and just hold on so tightly.

[00:10:30]Everything has to be just so.

[00:10:33]CAN YOU STOP MESSING with the [ __ ] towel and look at me?

[00:10:39]John, I'm scared. Look.

[00:10:41]He's just getting into your head. Okay?

[00:10:45]But I can fix this.

[00:10:47]I can prove that he did it. And then we can go back to >> I'm I'm scared of.

[00:10:55]Okay.

[00:11:00]You guys want to play a yard game?

[00:11:07]Okay, but I will tell you I don't know the rule if >> You will tell me that. Okay, well, good luck cuz it's it's right there.

[00:11:39]Love you.

[00:12:45]Tell me what happened with Amelia.

[00:12:50]I really don't want to talk about it right now.

[00:12:52]>> I know what you did.

[00:12:56]Please.

[00:12:58]Just tell me what she's done. Hm? Stop.

[00:13:02]Stop. Something bad, wasn't it? No.

[00:13:04]Something really awful.

[00:13:05]>> Stop. Stop. Tell me. Please. You did to Amelia.

[00:13:10]Stop saying her name.

[00:13:18][ __ ] you killed her, right?

[00:13:20]You killed her, right?

[00:13:30]Oh, [ __ ] You think I killed her?

[00:13:59]>> [snorts] >> She broke up with me, okay?

[00:14:18]>> [gasps and laughter] [snorts] >> John.

[00:14:26]Hey.

[00:14:27]It's okay.

[00:14:28]All right.

[00:14:29]I got you.

[00:14:30]I got you.

[00:14:33]>> [laughter] >> He He had the He had the knife. He had the >> [laughter] >> Oh, Miss Honeycutt.

[00:14:48]I'm here.

[00:14:53]Hello?