Scientists are calling this the WORST Marvel Rivals Session of All Time

Added: 2026-05-07

[00:00:00]But you not get MVP. Our Starlord is dialed in. Look at this. Look at this bad boy.

[00:00:11]>> So funny.

[00:00:12]>> The landmine TP.

[00:00:14]>> The land mine TP.

[00:00:16]>> Will you come one v one me?

[00:00:18]>> Okay.

[00:00:21]>> You want my strange one v one?

[00:00:23]>> Very sorcerer supreme.

[00:00:26]>> You cheated.

[00:00:27]>> I didn't cheat. Like it's a battle to the death.

[00:00:30]>> Okay, ready. Stop. No, no, not ready.

[00:00:34]>> Now we have to heal cuz you cheated. Cuz I didn't 31 yet. My bad. My XP bar was low.

[00:00:40]>> Okay, ready.

[00:00:41]>> Wait, wait, wait. Not yet. Okay, ready.

[00:00:44]Okay, ready.

[00:00:45]>> Stand still. Stand still.

[00:00:46]>> Uhhuh. Okay, ready. 3 2 1 go.

[00:00:59]By the eye of Agamoto stupid >> leave me darkness.

[00:01:10]Please, please stop. Please, please, please.

[00:01:14]>> I'm opening a portal.

[00:01:18]>> Are you portaling?

[00:01:20]>> Where are you? Pentagram of >> by the eye of Agamoto.

[00:01:27]>> Why you just spam? You have no cool downs on.

[00:01:30]>> By the eye of Agamoto.

[00:01:34]>> I do have a cool down.

[00:01:36]>> What do you mean? Your own is infinite.

[00:01:38]>> I'm just getting it really fast.

[00:01:40]>> You're so stupid. Okay, if you had no cool downs, why didn't you just do this?

[00:01:44]By the way, >> I don't know.

[00:01:50]Stop. Stoping.

[00:01:55]>> By the eye of Agamoto.

[00:01:57]>> By the sorcerer supreme must >> by the eye of Agamoto.

[00:02:05]>> Oh, you got to dusty.

[00:02:09]>> I got dusty. Is that what you said?

[00:02:11]>> What tenacity?

[00:02:15]>> You don't know what tenacity is? By the eye of >> only in League.

[00:02:19]>> Look, this the nasty you just drew.

[00:02:20]>> Oh, that same thing.

[00:02:28]>> Backshotting.

[00:02:30]>> I'm getting slow strokes.

[00:02:33]Wait, can we Jeff one?

[00:02:36]>> Yeah.

[00:02:38]>> Wait, look at my skin first. Look >> cute.

[00:02:42]>> Look at the little Run out.

[00:02:50]>> Byebye.

[00:02:51]>> Out. No.

[00:02:55]>> Where are you?

[00:02:59]>> Okay.

[00:03:00]>> [ __ ] you.

[00:03:01]>> Okay. Hey, go for an eat again.

[00:03:05]>> I'm waiting. Just like uh the Wild West.

[00:03:21]No, no, no, no.

[00:03:36]Where are you?

[00:03:44]>> No.

[00:03:47]>> Yes.

[00:03:49]>> Wait. Don't kill me. Don't kill me, please. I beg. I'm sorry.

[00:04:07]Okay.

[00:04:09]Oh, >> we have a Oh, both teams have a GM player.

[00:04:12]>> Oh, >> Reaper is on the enemy team.

[00:04:14]>> Do we man torch?

[00:04:16]>> Sure.

[00:04:16]>> Okay.

[00:04:17]>> I hope our Spider-Man's good.

[00:04:18]>> Going to be so sad they missed.

[00:04:19]>> Me, too. That's always a gamble as well.

[00:04:23]>> It's like a game within a game.

[00:04:25]>> A game within a game.

[00:04:28]Oh my >> Bucky Cook.

[00:04:32]>> Yeah.

[00:04:32]>> Oh, this is a win.

[00:04:34]>> Ionic magic.

[00:04:35]>> I can smell it. The victory >> by the eye of a >> undefeatable.

[00:04:42]>> We must marshall our defense.

[00:04:45]>> They're on point. Our group's not on point.

[00:04:48]>> Beyond it. You get away.

[00:04:58]>> Downhill.

[00:05:00]>> What are you aiming at?

[00:05:03]>> Only 60 seconds left.

[00:05:07]>> Can't do much cuz I mean squirtles. I'm going >> to die.

[00:05:11]>> Thank you. I'm dead.

[00:05:13]>> On the field on the field.

[00:05:17]>> Look at the wolf. He's one HP.

[00:05:22]No pass.

[00:05:24]Spyman. The spy is pretty good. We just need to survive the triple support onslaught.

[00:05:30]>> We stopped the uh Adam and I keep getting Oh my god.

[00:05:36]>> By the eye of Agamoto beyond sight behind you >> by the eye of Aamoto.

[00:05:59]Bring on the chaos.

[00:06:18]>> What are you aiming at, >> bro?

[00:06:23]What an annoying ass comp.

[00:06:25]>> I don't have mag. Just bubble on my al.

[00:06:26]Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.

[00:06:28]>> Disappear.

[00:06:32]>> 93 on my >> I got the strange >> book one >> born again.

[00:06:37]Wolf on me. Always got time.

[00:06:41]>> SW the strange. Feel the strange. Feel the strange. Feel the strange. One, one, one, one.

[00:07:05]>> Double KO.

[00:07:11]Right side. Right side. Right side.

[00:07:12]Right side. Over here.

[00:07:13]>> It's clobbering time.

[00:07:16]>> It's clobbering time.

[00:07:18]>> Just like despise people that play Wolverine, you know.

[00:07:23]>> Where the [ __ ] is he on my ass and they're playing triple support?

[00:07:26]>> It's not, bro. I failed, dude.

[00:07:34]>> Strange. Strange. Strange. Oh, one pump.

[00:07:35]>> Kill the wolf. Kill the wolf. Woof.

[00:07:36]Woof. Woof. Woof. Nice pull. Nice. Just push. Get the cloak. Cloak. Cloak.

[00:07:41]Cloak. Cloak. Cloak. Cloak.

[00:07:42]>> They're going to TP. They're going to TP.

[00:07:45]Nice point. Bro, what is their comp, bro?

[00:07:52]>> Strange.

[00:07:54]Oh, bro.

[00:07:57]>> Oh, no.

[00:08:02]>> I got everybody. I >> That was bad. Where the [ __ ] is I went through the portal?

[00:08:09]>> Coming back.

[00:08:09]>> Well, we don't need we didn't copy.

[00:08:11]We're good, bro. Nice. I'm going to get space. I'm going to get space with this.

[00:08:15]Don't worry.

[00:08:15]>> That's the second time we've done this.

[00:08:17]>> Three, two, >> hell of space with this.

[00:08:22]>> I l didn't have to use though.

[00:08:23]>> Yo, fat, bro. Fat.

[00:08:25]>> Did you through the TP?

[00:08:26]>> I'm very fat.

[00:08:27]>> Yeah.

[00:08:28]>> [ __ ] up, man. It's okay. I >> think so cuz I aled and then it disappeared.

[00:08:32]>> Space is sick.

[00:08:33]>> I mean, that's that's the ult. It disappeared.

[00:08:36]>> Yeah, it disappeared.

[00:08:38]>> Disappeared eyeball here. Wait, can we bubble me?

[00:08:41]>> Lucky copy would have been nice here.

[00:08:51]>> What are you aiming at?

[00:08:52]>> It's on me.

[00:08:53]>> By the eye of a >> Yeah, we [ __ ] up. We're >> I'm resetting. You guys know what supports they have?

[00:09:07]at leind >> and uh and Loki or like they they have cloak and Loki I mean >> okay so for so for so um here >> break lands break l you see them my bad >> my bad go strange >> us against the >> by the eye of Agamoto >> nice big I'm shooting you I just want to one pump here.

[00:09:39]>> Kill the strange. Kill the strange >> strange change. Strange change.

[00:09:53]Power beyond sight.

[00:10:04]Oh, this is hard. I can go w >> Did you get munite or No, we just I just need the the clones to be broken.

[00:10:13]>> I don't want to feed three supports to be honest.

[00:10:15]>> I'm going to go brute >> m. Yeah, >> I'm down.

[00:10:18]>> They should have nothing, right?

[00:10:24]We need to test out somebody.

[00:10:34]>> Hope I make the cut >> by the eye of Agamoto.

[00:10:38]>> Seconds left.

[00:10:39]>> That's big. Nice.

[00:10:40]>> Your powers are mine.

[00:10:42]>> Disappear.

[00:10:45]>> Come on.

[00:10:50]>> Push him. Push him. Push him.

[00:10:52]I almost I'm at 100. I'm at 90.

[00:11:00]>> I got them all.

[00:11:03]>> They're going to try to be three points.

[00:11:07]>> I got Phoenix.

[00:11:09]>> I'm just going to >> Okay, go for it.

[00:11:15]>> Nice.

[00:11:16]>> I'm going to save my >> I mean, you can use it. We can farm. my top right >> by the eye of a >> do not die.

[00:11:36]>> Just reset, reset, reset. Don't even shoot at them. Just try to get our supports and then she should be chilling. You >> heal the world.

[00:11:48]>> I'm bad. I'm bad.

[00:11:52]I'm not hiding.

[00:11:55]>> Oh, I >> have to keep our Yeah, nice. He got me out, but nice.

[00:12:10]>> 20 seconds until my We can maybe win off that, but >> we can win.

[00:12:15]>> Yeah, >> they have one more SP. They use Strange, lose everything. You got to you got to force it out. Midnight right here.

[00:12:21]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:23]>> He's going to cut back. Need to cut back.

[00:12:26]>> Yeah. K.

[00:12:27]>> Me and the TP by the way.

[00:12:30]>> Yeah.

[00:12:32]>> I got I got jackpot. I'm on point right now. TP. TP.

[00:12:40]>> TP. Please. TP. Please.

[00:12:42]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We need card.

[00:12:46]Ah, this [ __ ] Moonight, bro. Just use your old.

[00:12:51]>> I know.

[00:12:51]>> Sorry, >> bro.

[00:12:54]Just use your Moonnight old man.

[00:13:03]Guys, can you stream snipe but like be good at the game and like make sure we win? Is that possible? Can we have like joy bait stream sniping? That would be fun. That would be cool. I'm a one domain. Can I snipe? Yeah, if only you're on the enemy team. Only if I get against you.

[00:13:24]Strange is pretty good.

[00:13:26]>> Cap is pretty good.

[00:13:28]>> I know what top three tanks are. I'm not going to lie. Tank. Hey, listen. We're climbing up. We're evening out the score right now.

[00:13:35]>> Anyone willing to help >> an unseen assistant.

[00:13:45]mission area.

[00:13:47]No one >> by the eye of Agamoto.

[00:13:53]>> I am here.

[00:13:57]>> Thank you so much, Fan Fan. You're the best support player I've ever played with.

[00:14:02]>> No problem.

[00:14:04]>> So boring.

[00:14:09]I guess I'm still your >> an unseen assist.

[00:14:23]>> Double kill.

[00:14:27]>> Look, look, look.

[00:14:32]>> Behold the god of thunder.

[00:14:36]>> Wow. Four in a row.

[00:14:39]That's amazing.

[00:14:41]>> We We must push past our limits, bro.

[00:14:44]>> We must go even further beyond there.

[00:14:48]>> Here's the storm just dropped a new patch. Go beyond plus ultra.

[00:14:53]>> Where the low coral pics?

[00:14:55]>> Look at my [ __ ] win loss, bro.

[00:14:58]>> What are you looking at, bro?

[00:15:00]>> We're getting a little [ __ ] picture.

[00:15:04]>> Look at my [ __ ] score, bro.

[00:15:08]Look at my score.

[00:15:16]>> Bro, >> oh my god. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, FanFan. You're the best.

[00:15:21]Thank you, FanF. Thank you. Thank >> You're good. You're good, too. You're good, too. You guys are both great. You did all the work. I'm not going to lie.

[00:15:30]No more. No more.

[00:15:32]>> What the [ __ ] is he doing?

[00:15:33]>> By the eye of Agamoto.

[00:15:37]big.

[00:15:40]>> I died so I could spectate even do it.

[00:15:43]>> What the >> I got him.

[00:15:45]>> What the [ __ ] is our black cat doing?

[00:15:47]>> She's bumping off. She's one four. I just realized >> she's 141.

[00:15:51]>> Oh my god.

[00:15:53]>> There's a war behind us.

[00:15:55]>> I'm opening a portal.

[00:16:01]>> I'm opening a portal.

[00:16:03]>> Thank you.

[00:16:04]>> Some bad luck. Ento suggest.

[00:16:10]>> Yeah, look at that scoreboard.

[00:16:15]>> Beautiful. I know how we won this game.

[00:16:17]>> Wait, >> that was tough. Now that was hella tough. Are you not getting MVP? Our Starlord just dialed in. Look at this.

[00:16:26]Look at this bad boy.

[00:16:34]It's so funny. So funny. It's always so funny.

[00:16:38]>> The landmine TP.

[00:16:40]>> The land mine TP.

[00:16:43]>> It always works. I'm Celestial 2 again.

[00:16:46]>> I'm not.

[00:16:47]>> How many points do you have? You should be close.

[00:16:49]>> 85.

[00:16:50]>> Okay, one more game and we're back in Celestial 2.

[00:16:55]>> There they are.

[00:16:59]>> Leave me darkness. I missed the pool, bro.

[00:17:03]>> That's bad.

[00:17:07]>> Dead.

[00:17:09]>> Nice. We can win this. Poke one. Nice.

[00:17:14]>> You can copy me if you want. I'm behind you.

[00:17:17]>> Two.

[00:17:18]>> Wolf. Wolf.

[00:17:19]>> Wolf is >> I'm one. I'm dead.

[00:17:23]>> He's down.

[00:17:26]>> Oh my god.

[00:17:37]Let's keep fighting until we have a winner.

[00:17:47]>> I'm back on.

[00:17:49]>> I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, just a good map for the Jeff. I think it did pretty well except that our Benny Parker just died off cool down >> extermination >> behind you area is yours now with you >> I am ready to put on a show we are outnumbered >> I think we should use those notes Wolf, no passive.

[00:18:29]>> I feel like myself again, >> brother.

[00:18:40]>> Three, two, three, two, one.

[00:18:42]>> I can, bro.

[00:18:47]>> I got to You can win this, guys. I believe >> I know why this guy's on [ __ ] Penny Parker, bro. genuinely [ __ ] insane to me.

[00:18:56]>> I was skating around. He He took just me.

[00:18:59]>> You mean kill him? He's one of the shmin control my rumble. Cloak.

[00:19:24]>> I am ready to put on a show.

[00:19:30]>> But my Penny is a genuine domination.

[00:19:33]He's two and a [ __ ] nine. I don't [ __ ] get it.

[00:19:36]>> TP.

[00:19:37]>> I don't get it. Bro, I don't get why you're playing Penny [ __ ] Parker.

[00:19:43]>> Why would he not TP?

[00:19:44]>> That game was so winnable. He has 9,000 damage, zero [ __ ] kills. This guy would have been better off not being in our lobby so he wouldn't feel def feed the [ __ ] Wolverine. Oh my god, bro.

[00:19:57]Like, I don't get you people. What are you thinking, man? What are you thinking? Like, what what goes through your head to be playing Penny? Oh my god, bro.

[00:20:08]>> Understand why? Like, why even play Penny there? I don't know why he's playing Penny when he's Lord Emma and he could have been playing Emma, but then he swaps to Emma and then he swaps back to Penny and then we start losing again and then like he has zero kills.

[00:20:26]Low cords though, high cords though. I mean I I can't be tilted cuz I'm so [ __ ] >> Who am I going to banish from this match?

[00:20:33]>> Locked in, bro. Where's the joy? Fiona, where's the energy?

[00:20:38]>> Can you scream?

[00:20:38]>> Hi Can you Can you >> No, I can't.

[00:20:41]>> Okay. Can you do a quiet one?

[00:20:43]>> Focus on what we're doing here.

[00:20:47]>> That's what I'm talking about. We got this. Three more wins. We got this. Lock in. I would have ended if it wasn't for for the [ __ ] dog system where FanFan is getting less points for some reason and she she was ending up lower than than me, bro.

[00:21:16]Okay, guys. I'm going to be honest. Can you go fog instead of playing Ultron with this? Like I know we have Torch, but like we don't have support. It's going to be tough. We're just going to die off cool down.

[00:21:26]>> Mag one again.

[00:21:27]>> Yeah, I just I I like the comp is fine, but like I don't think we should have this mag.

[00:21:34]>> Agreed. Agreed.

[00:21:36]>> Behind us. There's one in there.

[00:21:40]>> I'm fighting their DPS behind >> him.

[00:21:52]Johnny Power beyond sight.

[00:22:02]>> Thank you.

[00:22:07]Bionic magic.

[00:22:10]A little help, please.

[00:22:12]>> By the eye of our >> Got him. Got him. They're all stale.

[00:22:18]>> That's fine.

[00:22:21]>> We lack strength for this encounter.

[00:22:28]>> That's fine. I'm just back.

[00:22:31]>> Like a day at the spa.

[00:22:33]>> I am strengthened for Hey, >> help me out with peace. Fox, bro.

[00:22:50]>> I'm blocking.

[00:22:51]>> I'm opening a portal.

[00:22:57]>> Pentagram of >> nice.

[00:23:08]is yours.

[00:23:10]>> I just don't understand why their [ __ ] Psylock is talking [ __ ] >> when they didn't [ __ ] say a single word last game, bro.

[00:23:27]Legendary.

[00:23:36]>> I mean, they're just wiping us every fight. I can't do anything. I'm so useless.

[00:23:41]>> Maybe it's time to go mag.

[00:23:43]>> An unseen.

[00:23:45]>> I am ready to put on a show.

[00:23:51]>> By the eye of a Bionic magic.

[00:23:58]>> I'm hit.

[00:24:03]>> Nice, man.

[00:24:04]>> T one. T one.

[00:24:05]>> Tough. Tough. Tough. We need to kill this guy.

[00:24:09]>> Nice.

[00:24:12]>> Mag one. Mag one. Mag one.

[00:24:15]>> Beyond sight.

[00:24:15]>> Oh, you're disgusting. Nice. Shoot the cap. Shoot the cap in the back. That's fine. It's fine. Door might be dead, too.

[00:24:23]>> Oh, nice. Nice. Invisal. Nice.

[00:24:26]>> Cap, cap, cap, cap.

[00:24:28]>> Yep. Can die.

[00:24:29]>> They're going to have Psylock, by the way. They're going to have Sil.

[00:24:35]>> What am I?

[00:24:36]>> He's looking for it.

[00:24:42]>> Trying to come through.

[00:24:45]>> I'ming back here.

[00:24:47]>> Get one. Tap one. Tap one.

[00:24:52]>> Stomping. You are the stomper, bro. I love it.

[00:25:00]>> Ah, >> good.

[00:25:04]>> I'm diving this >> magic area.

[00:25:20]>> Capture the mission area.

[00:25:42]by the IR.

[00:25:45]>> I am ready to [ __ ] cool everything, bro. Just live live. You almost have a missile. Can you miss? Nice. Push, push, push, push, push.

[00:25:54]>> Kill the kill. Easy kill. Nice.

[00:26:00]>> Nice.

[00:26:01]>> Nice.

[00:26:04]>> Just don't die. Style. We're locked in.

[00:26:07]Should be an easy win here.

[00:26:10]>> We should not play top. I'm dropping so we can peel the >> cannot help you. Can you get out?

[00:26:18]>> Okay, I'm going in.

[00:26:21]I'm dropped.

[00:26:22]>> Yeah, we got to help. Fan fan. Oh, we're good. We're good. Don't die.

[00:26:25]>> I'm pulled pulled. No swing. No swing.

[00:26:27]>> Nice. We trade. That's fine.

[00:26:29]>> They have a freestyle.

[00:26:31]>> Can you guys pull the eye of >> come? I can see them.

[00:26:38]>> Are you guys getting out?

[00:26:44]>> Nice kills.

[00:26:46]>> I'm opening a portal. Get ready >> behind us. No, we're down. We're down three. We're down three. We're down two.

[00:26:53]>> Okay, we're on.

[00:26:54]>> Okay, we are here. We are here.

[00:26:58]>> Feel magnolia.

[00:27:15]>> I am ready to put on a show.

[00:27:24]medicineable.

[00:27:29]>> I'm dead.

[00:27:31]>> GG's fun is always >> Yeah, I'm sleepy.

[00:27:37]>> You want to go to sleep?

[00:27:39]>> Yeah.

[00:27:40]>> I couldn't get you back.

[00:27:42]>> Get bullied in school.

[00:27:47]Like, am I right or am I right?

[00:27:50]>> I mean, that guy really need to get bullied.

[00:27:52]>> That guy is just a kid.

[00:27:53]>> Oh my god. Like, I can already imagine just being an annoying ass kid. No friends at school, [ __ ] absolute nerd. Everybody makes fun of him in secret, but doesn't get bullied. Like, that's that kid's life. Like, I wish they would make fun of him to his face so he can develop some self-awareness.

[00:28:15]That guy was annoying back >> to develop character.

[00:28:20]>> Maybe maybe you do have a point, you know. Maybe you do have a point. Maybe some people do need to get bullied.

[00:28:25]>> They really do.

[00:28:27]>> Oh my god, I'm so tired. Oh, I'm so tired. How do you feel about today's game?

[00:28:33]>> I still need to uh It started off bad and then when I got completely cooked, I think it got better.

[00:28:39]>> Medium.

[00:28:40]>> So, how are your overall >> down 100 elo? You're down 100.

[00:28:45]>> Uhhuh.

[00:28:48]>> After duel with me or like before like start day >> including duel with you. I'm down 65.

[00:28:56]>> Okay, that's much better. We were even at some point and then we had government agents. I'm not going to lie.

[00:29:03]>> Yeah. I don't I don't think I I don't think we ever got back to even for me.

[00:29:07]>> I mean win two losses.

[00:29:09]>> Elo wise. I mean >> eloise. No.

[00:29:11]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:29:11]>> Elo wise. No.