ONYX Episode 2.5 | Award-Winning Spy Comedy

Added: 2026-05-26

[00:00:11]Onyx.

[00:00:14]Surprise, surprise, yet again.

[00:00:17]Where are you off to?

[00:00:19]Well, contrary to what you might think, I don't enjoy getting beat up.

[00:00:24]It hurts.

[00:00:26]You're not running to Haas, are you?

[00:00:29]No.

[00:00:30]She scares me.

[00:00:33]You know, this whole being spies thing used to be fun.

[00:00:37]Loved it.

[00:00:39]Now it's just all so Serious?

[00:00:41]>> Yes, exactly.

[00:00:47]Oh.

[00:00:48]Making fun of me.

[00:00:50]Yes.

[00:00:51]Well, haha.

[00:00:53]Look, I'm out, okay?

[00:00:57]Enjoy beating up your friends, cowboy.

[00:00:59]I'm out.

[00:01:00]I'm done.

[00:01:02]Done with all this flash drive [ __ ] >> [music] [music] >> Were you flirting with me?

[00:01:31]Try again.

[00:01:32]What? Ask what you really want to ask me.

[00:01:35]I saw what happened at the warehouse.

[00:01:38]Are you the good guy?

[00:01:40]No.

[00:01:41]I'm the best guy. And you don't know what you saw at the warehouse, and that's okay.

[00:01:45]Uh, okay.

[00:01:48]Mhm.

[00:01:52]It's time.

[00:01:58]>> [sighs] >> Shh.

[00:01:59]>> So hot.

[00:02:07]Should I track down these new flash drives before they get sold?

[00:02:10]The underground auction is tomorrow.

[00:02:12]There's no point. It's not like we can shoot our way through this.

[00:02:15]I hate to overstate the obvious. Go for it.

[00:02:19]If any of our enemies get all of these flash drives before we do, they'll literally have the power to turn the world upside down.

[00:02:25]Well, not literally. Close enough. All of our identities will be revealed.

[00:02:30]Everything we've done to keep the world safe will be common knowledge. All of our families will be in danger and countries will erupt into war.

[00:02:38]Okay, well, maybe literally.

[00:02:40]If anyone's going to come up with a plan, it's you. So, I'm in.

[00:02:50]I've got it.

[00:02:55]Can I get a ride?

[00:03:03][ __ ] I guess it'll be an honor to be taken out by the best.

[00:03:14]Ah, money.

[00:03:15]It's not why I'm here.

[00:03:18]I'm not so certain that's a relief. In this business, it's not.

[00:03:23]Oh, is that what this is?

[00:03:25]Business?

[00:03:26]It's not pleasure.

[00:03:28]Don't be so certain.

[00:03:30]We're not in Milan.

[00:03:33]Couldn't we be?

[00:03:35]God, you smell good.

[00:03:36]Focus.

[00:03:38]Believe me, I am. I have a job for you.

[00:03:42]Just the one?

[00:03:47]And what if she kills me?

[00:03:50]She won't. You don't know that.

[00:03:52]You're right. I I don't. Put him on the phone.

[00:03:56]Who?

[00:03:58]Don't play with me. Cash, I don't This is an incredibly sophisticated plan. Too sophisticated for the likes of you.

[00:04:06]Rude. But accurate. As I was saying, only one person I know that can come up with a plan like this.

[00:04:14]And they're dead.

[00:04:16]Not to mention one of the most iconic spies was put down by a bullet.

[00:04:22]So, before I get retired, put him on.

[00:04:26]Cash. Put him on the phone.

[00:04:30]Look, if you don't trust me >> And don't.

[00:04:33]Then >> [music] >> trust him.

[00:04:35]Dead or alive.

[00:04:44]I know you're lying.

[00:04:53]Cash.

[00:04:54]Good to see you. I don't have a lot of time, so I'll be taking those drives now.

[00:05:00]You know what's funny?

[00:05:02]I have a feeling it won't be. We need time to properly decode and encrypt those drives.

[00:05:07]And someone with your expertise, I think you'll appreciate it. What I don't appreciate is the delay. I was told that >> I know.

[00:05:14]And I hate to do this to you. Trust me.

[00:05:17]You'll be happier recovering those drives later on.

[00:05:20]I doubt that. So, why am I here?

[00:05:25]For this.

[00:05:28]Oh.

[00:05:30]A digital key.

[00:05:31]Sign of good faith on our behalf.

[00:05:34]Thank you, Cash.

[00:05:35]Enjoy.

[00:05:47]Hold on.

[00:05:51]>> [laughter] >> Oh, [ __ ] You got to Okay, come on, girl.

[00:06:13]What is it, Thomas? Damn, that's how you answer the phone now? I'm in the field.

[00:06:18]In the field?

[00:06:19]Since when? Like 3 months. Don't you read the newsletter? No.

[00:06:25]Is there a digital version or something?

[00:06:26]No.

[00:06:28]Well, then definitely not.

[00:06:30]Ignorant. Why are you calling me?

[00:06:32]They made a move on the black market for those files that we've been tracking for hours.

[00:06:37]Alert the team, please.

[00:06:38]And you can't do that because?

[00:06:40]PTO.

[00:06:43]I'll be back in 24 hours.

[00:06:54]I'm a spy. I'm a spy. I'm a spy.

[00:07:13]Oh, Emily.

[00:07:16]Honest, you're still Very much alive, yes.

[00:07:19]>> going to say very much a pain in my ass.

[00:07:21]Oh.

[00:07:23]But I was your top student.

[00:07:24]>> And therefore an absolute pain.

[00:07:26]Well, this isn't the reunion I was expecting. In that case, you won't mind me cutting this short.

[00:07:32]But I do. I can't let you leave.

[00:07:35]>> Watch me.

[00:07:37]I am not going to fight you.

[00:07:39]And you won't.

[00:07:45]>> Oh, [ __ ] Are we really going to do this? Look, man.

[00:07:54]I already thought you were dead.

[00:07:57]Time to seal the deal.

[00:08:01]Come on, boy. You remember Barcelona.

[00:08:03]Good times.

[00:08:06]This ain't Barcelona.

[00:08:08]He's right. This is not Barcelona.