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[00:00:15]DUI checkpoints are good. Cuz like I said, dude, there was one where the guy with the test and then right when they were about to put the cuffs on him, [ __ ] [ __ ] dude.

[00:01:02]I don't know, dude, are we going to get a DUI?

[00:01:05]So.

[00:01:06]Dude, DUI would be sweet right now.

[00:01:13]I told Hedo about it.

[00:01:43]I don't know, I think that's why they're targeting.

[00:01:50]Do they have a spot the cars for I think yeah, they usually pull the cars, I think, in here.

[00:01:57]I Let's ask this officer. He he seems to be um not so busy.

[00:02:04]Let's ask him. Hello.

[00:02:10]Someone in my chat had a question. Um how do you tell if somebody is uh stoned, under the influence of marijuana? Uh you have to display the objective symptoms, right? Okay. What would that be?

[00:02:20]>> It's not just uh one. Redness of the eyes, lack of sleep, pursuing your eyes.

[00:02:25]>> Mhm.

[00:02:26]Or uh listening skills, that's being asked of you in Mhm.

[00:02:31]>> depends up front. Mhm. Interesting.

[00:02:34]It's an array of things. Thank you.

[00:02:35]Thank you. Thank you.

[00:02:37]Yeah, that's what they're looking for, chat.

[00:02:39]That was very helpful, very helpful for my information.

[00:02:55]There's another car coming in.

[00:02:58]God.

[00:03:03]I'm going to stop this.

[00:03:17]Yeah, it is a matter of time. It will happen.

[00:03:21]Like it will. I mean, statistically it will happen.

[00:03:40]Oh, wait. That is laggy.

[00:03:43]Oh, wow.

[00:03:44]Yeah, there's not very good reception here, huh?

[00:03:50]Our reception >> It's been perfect. Uh well, I was uh fishing for new viewers on YouTube.

[00:04:18]I'm fishing for new viewers on YouTube.

[00:04:21]And I think it's laggy on their side.

[00:04:24]So, they should probably come to uh Kick.

[00:04:30]Should probably make a Kick account.

[00:04:47]Yes, this is a DUI. We are live on kick.com.

[00:04:54]Streaming the DUI checkpoint, dude.

[00:05:07]I'm new. I'll pop over to Kick. Oh, dude, I appreciate you. Yeah, my Kick account is sjc_official.

[00:05:30]We got to We're going to see a drunky.

[00:05:37]Yeah, purple Doritos are stupid good.

[00:05:40]There's There's Rusty.

[00:06:01]>> Yeah, we're at a DUI right now.

[00:06:05]Yeah, the Fonda.

[00:06:27]Yeah, it's pretty sure Oh, yeah, let's turn the TTS back on.

[00:06:30]Yeah, let's turn the TTS back on on Kick.

[00:06:34]Is that a checkpoint? Yes, we are live on kick.com.

[00:06:39]We're live on kick.com streaming the DUI checkpoint with the boys.

[00:06:46]What city? We are in the valley. We're in Los Angeles.

[00:07:14]Dude, we in the valley, dude.

[00:07:23]Where is this Van Nuys? I don't think this is Van Nuys.

[00:07:37]It's like near Panorama City on Roscoe.

[00:07:42]Just uh east of the 405.

[00:08:03]Yeah, Panorama City.

[00:08:06]It's like Panorama City pretty much cuz it's like it's like right in the middle.

[00:08:11]It's basically right in the middle.

[00:08:15]So yeah, I would I would say this is Panorama City.

[00:08:19]It's like right near It's just north of Van Nuys actually.

[00:08:24]It's kind of like Yeah, Van This is like Van Nuys.

[00:08:30]No, this is Panorama City actually.

[00:08:34]Cuz Van Nuys is south.

[00:08:37]No, this is Panorama City, dude.

[00:08:41]What street, Roscoe?

[00:08:48]I am never going back to YouTube.

[00:08:52]Dude, look look, I bought this I bought this today.

[00:08:56]I bought this today with my Kick money.

[00:08:58]Yo, let's go on Christmas for 23 with a gift of substance, dude.

[00:09:04]Let's get it. Dude, look at this. I bought this today.

[00:09:08]I spent my Kick money.

[00:09:13]Can't even break the bank.

[00:09:15]Can't even come close.

[00:09:20]Oh, yeah.

[00:09:24]No, it's not.

[00:09:33]Dude, that he got me looking fresh.

[00:09:37]We can't see it.

[00:09:39]Oh.

[00:09:41]Sorry, Kick.

[00:09:45]Officer, that person bought something.

[00:09:48]Oh, yeah, dude.

[00:09:49]This shit's fire.

[00:09:52]This [ __ ] is fired.

[00:10:04]Thank you, Eddie.

[00:10:06]W Eddie, dude.

[00:10:10]Hello. Oh, yeah, and I got new kicks today.

[00:10:13]I got a pair of new socks.

[00:10:16]I got a pair of new kicks, dude.

[00:10:18]Good guy wearing the branding. Yeah, OGB, dude. OGB, dude. OGB. How much?

[00:10:25]I think it was like four something.

[00:10:28]It's silver.

[00:10:30]It's silver. It's silver. It's silver.

[00:10:31]It was like four something.

[00:10:34]But it's real.

[00:10:36]Thank you.

[00:10:43]You go to the airport? Come on over to Kick and we'll talk about it. I can't read YouTube chat. I have to pay attention to Kick chat cuz that's where I make [ __ ] lots of money, dude. I make a couple hundred bucks an hour. A grand?

[00:10:56]I spent about a thousand today.

[00:10:59]I spent about a thousand dollars today.

[00:11:01][ __ ] it, dude. Whatever. I deserve it. I work hard as [ __ ] And I bought that floral shirt from Supreme.

[00:11:17]The last one over at Supreme, dude.

[00:11:24]Whatever, dude.

[00:11:29]At least I didn't buy some dumb ass [ __ ] belt.

[00:11:33]SJC always winning.

[00:11:35]I could have bought a Gucci belt.

[00:11:38]But I didn't.

[00:11:40]I could have bought the Gucci belt.

[00:11:43]Maybe maybe maybe in a week I'll buy a Gucci belt.

[00:11:49]Gucci belt or LV belt?

[00:11:58]Clean socks and undies? Yeah, dude, I bought some undies.

[00:12:01]No, I didn't get a Swatch. Those are [ __ ] ugly, dude.

[00:12:04]They're fugly. Yeah, I'm going to buy an AP. I'm buying a real AP.

[00:12:10]>> [clears throat] >> Oh, that's the older one. See how it has a silver trimming?

[00:12:15]That's the older one.

[00:12:23]LV's with LV's dank, dude.

[00:12:28]LV's fire.

[00:12:30]It's not really an AP, though.

[00:12:32]Cuz it it's a pocket watch. It's an ugly pocket watch.

[00:12:37]My Apple Watch is more of a flex.

[00:12:51]We live on Kick every day. Scuff Jim.

[00:12:59]Yeah, it The Royal Oak just doesn't look real.

[00:13:04]Nothing about it looks real. It's I'm I'm I'm good, dude.

[00:13:08]I don't want to spend $400 on a toy.

[00:13:14]I appreciate you. That's very sweet.

[00:13:22]It's everyday, bro.

[00:13:36]>> Here we go.

[00:13:38]Here we go, people. Hanging on Eddie.

[00:13:40]Or giving me a pass.

[00:13:42]Listen, buddy.

[00:13:44]Eddie didn't have to do anything. But he did. He blessed us.

[00:13:49]We're blessed.

[00:13:51]A big blessing.

[00:14:06]Gucci belt.

[00:14:11]Eddie is the master.

[00:14:16]I got Let me look on the line for Louis.

[00:14:26]I'm on the front page. I hope so.

[00:14:30]Shout out to Eddie.

[00:14:42]Dude, self was sick.

[00:14:45]I'm like, "Bro, you better go get checked out. Hope you don't have the ham tat."

[00:14:54]Front page of the kick. Let's get it.

[00:14:58]Got the LV Supreme belt.

[00:15:01]It's probably expensive.

[00:15:11]No, they didn't feature us. We're just on the other feature.

[00:15:15]But we don't need it, dude.

[00:15:22]Cuz I have my YouTube channel.

[00:15:23]I can just get people to come on over from YouTube.

[00:15:27]I don't know why Shits and Giggles won't make a [ __ ] Kick account. Just make a Kick account, dude.

[00:15:44][ __ ] lazy [ __ ] Oh, I'm going to be lazy.

[00:15:52]And then they complain, "Hey Jim, I missed all the content." I'm like, "Well, you're showing your [ __ ] dumb hat."

[00:16:18]Maybe I should start banning people from YouTube to force them over to Kick.

[00:16:38]I missed a stabbing?

[00:16:41]Yeah, I was [ __ ] sleeping. I needed the rest. Like, you know, my body needs rest sometimes.

[00:16:46]Otherwise, like I'm like I have [ __ ] up ADHD.

[00:17:06]No, they're just When they get caught in these, they're just drunk.

[00:17:10]So, when you're drunk, you're not paying attention to like things ahead of you.

[00:17:16]You need to rest, homie.

[00:17:21]Why she pulled over like that?

[00:17:47]Who's going to buy that?

[00:17:49]James Worthy lost.

[00:18:02]Wait, they had an expired registration?

[00:18:03]What the heck?

[00:18:37]Don't tell me it's [ __ ] up again.

[00:18:42]Don't tell me TTS is [ __ ] up again.

[00:19:13]You don't think anything's going to happen?

[00:19:16]What's the weekend? People drink on the weekend and and drive around cuz they're [ __ ] stupid.

[00:19:35]Let's see. Oh yeah, we got to do a uh Let's do a club post.

[00:19:48]Try, you know club post?

[00:19:50]Try, you know club?

[00:19:52]Jim, have you ever had a DUI? Nope.

[00:19:57]Cuz I'm not [ __ ] dumb.

[00:20:17]Sorry, Jim.

[00:20:18]I'm leaving no club post to get me in here.

[00:20:26]Dude, you got you got to do it.

[00:20:28]You got to do the club thing, dude.

[00:20:31]Did you ever [ __ ] a prostitute?

[00:20:34]What does that mean?

[00:21:09]So come change my life. Thanks Eddie and Bijan. Dude, club.

[00:21:16]club.com You know club.com?

[00:21:24]It puts the lotion on its skin.

[00:21:39]Wow, I have a club All right, go go leave a comment on this.

[00:21:44]Go leave a comment on this, please.

[00:21:46]Please. Please go leave a comment on this. I'm not going to Please leave a comment on this, please. Please. Please.

[00:21:54]Please.

[00:21:56]Please.

[00:21:58]Please go leave a comment on this.

[00:22:00]Please go Dude, Eddie said he'll pull He's going to pull the plug if I don't get more engagement on my club.

[00:22:08]Eddie said I need more engagement on club.

[00:22:12]Eddie said more engagement, mate, or we're pulling the plug. I'm sorry, mate.

[00:22:17]That's what he said. I promise. I'll show you.

[00:22:23]I'm disengaged, Jim. Sorry.

[00:22:28]Wow. Dude, Bijan just gave me some uh some uh club dollars.

[00:22:34]Dude, Bijan just gave me club dollars.

[00:22:37]Ew. Dude, you dude.

[00:22:41]Dude, got all this engagement. Oh, it's sweet engagement, dude.

[00:22:46]Dude, child, got all the engagement.

[00:22:47]Four engagements? Dude, I need like six or seven engagements, dude. Dude, I need like six or seven engagements. Like six or seven engagements on this club account they gave me SJC. Dude, we need it, dude. We need it, dude. We need it, dude. Get that my club, dude.

[00:23:05]My club, dude.

[00:23:10]I I >> Yo, thank you for the follow.

[00:23:14]Thank you for the follow, dude.

[00:23:18]Debby John This dude buys T-Rex teeth.

[00:23:24]He does We're pulling the plug on your club if you don't get those numbers up.

[00:23:28]Sorry, mate. I need numbers up.

[00:23:30]Engagements help.

[00:23:33]Yeah, I need engagement. I need engagement.

[00:23:36]Yo, Habibi.

[00:23:38]Yo, yo, there's a guy in the You wait.

[00:23:41]There's a Habibi in the chat. Let's flex. Let's flex on the Habibi. Yeah, we got to flex on him.

[00:23:47]Yo, Habibi, did you get one of these?

[00:23:50]Yo, Habibi, did you get one?

[00:23:53]Hey, yo, Habibi, did you get one, dude?

[00:24:00]Shout out to all my Habibis.

[00:24:04]Yo, Habibi, did you get one, dude?

[00:24:12]You want to see someone get popped? Come on over to kick. Kick.com.

[00:24:16]economy. If we stop spending, economy goes to [ __ ] >> Dude, come on over to kick.

[00:24:21]Kick is where you want to be, dude.

[00:24:25]Dude, wait, where's all my Habibis? You know you can join the ice. Yo, let's go.

[00:24:30]Recovering Recovering a rump addict with the gifted sub.

[00:24:34]>> And monkey in charge of banana. Yeah, let's go, dude.

[00:24:38]>> This little dude >> go.

[00:24:39]These are junkies, dude. blood >> Yo, yeah, dude. All the Habibis and they're like, "Dude." Dude, let's go to that liquor store and see what the Habibi behind the counter says. He's probably jealous [ __ ] 0.20 >> He's like, "Shit."

[00:24:53][ __ ] I should have said something.

[00:24:54]Dude, dude, we're going to flex on him.

[00:24:56]>> Dude, zero let's go. Which is perfect.

[00:24:59]It's right Thank you for the gifted sub, dude. That wonderful moment. Just like Julian. I'm sorry, Kai. You got to go to club.

[00:25:09]And I'm drunk enough to really enjoy doing that.

[00:25:14]These are going wild.

[00:25:16]Oh, snap. Got your scum.

[00:25:18]>> you're supposed to be supporting my other new site, cum.com.

[00:25:24][ __ ] cum.com This is a checkpoint.

[00:25:33]This guy in this whip in a in the C300 Is that a nice car?

[00:25:43]All right, he just got popped.

[00:25:48]They just took his car.

[00:25:50]He is on meth, crack, officer. He is going to jump out.

[00:26:03]Last week a runner got away. You could outrun those cops, bud.

[00:26:12]Oh, crap. I just >> What up, dog?

[00:26:16]I was about to uh what's it called? My bad. I was [ __ ] showering and [ __ ] dude.

[00:26:20]Oh, no worries. Yeah, I went to I went to a DUI, but it's in the valley.

[00:26:25]E-Class is lowest Mercedes to end Yeah, I was I was trying to hit you up.

[00:26:33]All right, you [ __ ] dumb ass.

[00:26:35]>> Yeah, they just got one.

[00:26:38]You want my stuff? Yeah, what did I just tell you?

[00:26:42]This dude he looks [ __ ] He's [ __ ] Or he was probably gooning in the car.

[00:26:53]I don't know, It could have.

[00:26:55]Could have been gooning.

[00:26:59]Ask Selfmade about Xena.

[00:27:03]Is that the perpetrator?

[00:27:05]Is he Xena saying that you're going to pull up and you're going to mace her? I would never do that to her.

[00:27:10]>> You smoke too much dope, dumbass. Why would I do that to her?

[00:27:14]I would like Go take the test. I would never do that I would never do that to her. That's [ __ ] dumb.

[00:27:21]He's going to pull up and he's going to mace her. I don't know. What?

[00:27:28]That's crazy.

[00:27:29]That's crazy.

[00:27:32]That's crazy.

[00:27:35]I didn't I didn't even know she was out with D. I didn't even know she was in town.

[00:27:47]I That's what's up. I didn't know she was in town.

[00:27:53]Right on. Oh, I'm down to link up later if you want.

[00:27:59]Yeah, I told I told him he don't I'm down to nightcrawl. I was going to go to Vegas, but I'm like [ __ ] that.

[00:28:04]You can try to get that shake.

[00:28:07]Don't act like the cop is there.

[00:28:08]>> Maybe if it was in LA, but nah, I'm good.

[00:28:12]Oh, he should do he should do a scavenger in LA. I don't know man. Yeah, that would that would go that would go crazy.

[00:28:19]I decided to do a scavenger hunt in LA, but I actually would go stupid too. I did the UFC X in in LA.

[00:28:28]Oh but if you do the scavenger hunt Vegas is poverty.

[00:28:33]You're probably going to get shot in the hood or something. Probably.

[00:28:38]Like what they're in Austin, dude? Yeah, like oh you Like that's poverty.

[00:28:44]Yeah. It is different.

[00:28:47]No facts.

[00:28:49]I yeah.

[00:28:51]Well, I I'm going to take you stream out then, bro. All right, for sure. Later, dog. Happy Christmas and good tidings.

[00:28:58]His cops will lose at home.

[00:29:02]Self-made everybody.

[00:29:04]Off the taser. Or better yet, run. Dude, run.

[00:29:18]Self-made wonky eye.

[00:29:23]Mr. Roadhead, bro. Let's link up tonight.