Showing Duna Who's Boss

追加: 2026-06-04

[00:00:00]It'll be a round trip. What do you take me for? Oh no, it's coming apart at the seams. Yeah, I know. If people were in this capsule right now, they would be dead. They would 1,000% be dead. Look at that, boys. Easy peasy. Admin, he's doing it sideways. Guys, I think we went a little too low this time. I think that was a bit too low. Oh, it's it's looking sturdy. No, it's it's still got some wobble. Oh. Oh, we're Oh, no. Oh, it's tipping.

[00:00:32]Hey, the important thing is we got men on Mars. Yay.

[00:00:39]We can do science here. We just can't leave We can't leave the top. Oh no, Jeb is stuck. I think we can do science, I think. What's What's the Is this even right side up? Oh, I guess there is no right side up. This is right side up. At least how do I get out of this? Give me back to normal. Normal view. Normal view. Please help. I'm stuck.

[00:01:03]There we go. I found it. Okay. So, we know. We just got to find the sweet spot. We just got to find the sweet spot. We know 25k not enough. 15k too much. So, we split the difference. Let's go 20. Let's go 21. Lucky. 21. I didn't doom everybody. They got They got plenty of supplies. Um, it was supposed to slow down when it got closer to the planet. Just woo. All right, boys. Godspeed. Godspeed. You sons of antenna broken by arrow forces. No.

[00:01:38]Okay, we're skipping. We're skipping.

[00:01:40]That's doing a lot to slow us down. I think I think that might be it. That might be it. Maybe it's close. Close.

[00:01:50]That's okay. Okay, we can do a short little burn with the nukes. Well, that went a lot better than I expected it to, frankly. Okay, and now we transfer Jeb over.

[00:02:04]What the just happened there? What the is happening? What the What the was that? Almost sent this careening into space. This is going to be a nightmare to rendevu. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm going to fix it later. Try to. It looks even smaller than I remember. Just having a a grand old time in here.

[00:02:26]We're going to be landing.

[00:02:28]I can't I'm trying to like Let me Let me just do the things rat do rats do to get uh depth perception. Let me wobble wobble my my vision back and forth. I think we're landing on like a plateau or something. Um why do I feel like the the mountain's getting very close? How close are we to the ground?

[00:02:49]I I hit a little bit.

[00:02:52]There we go.

[00:02:54]Oh, we're sliding. Well, that's fantastic. We happened to land directly on top of a mountain. Can you stop sliding, please? Cha cha. Real smooth.

[00:03:05]It's still sliding. Please, please even out at some point.

[00:03:12]Did it finally? It finally came to a stop, I think. All right, Jeb.

[00:03:17]I was trying to think of something inspirational. All I could think of was if like wouldn't it be really funny if I said like my balls itch or something.

[00:03:23]It's still sliding. If I plant the flag now, the lander is going to be like 50 m away from it. All right, Jeb. Just get back get back in the lander. I know I have to make the trip back down. Just let me let me enjoy this. We haven't even we haven't even planted the flag yet. We have to wait for this thing to settle. Wait, I should Oh, I thought that was that would retract one leg, not all of them.

[00:03:46]Okay, have we finally settled now? Are we good? No, we're still sliding. Okay, whatever. Just plant the flag and let's be done with it. I should definitely uh remove his helmet, right? Yeah. I thought we were landing on a nice plateau and then nope.

[00:04:03]Mountains, buddy.

[00:04:06]Well, I can I can shimmy the rocket. Oh, it's sliding again. Now it's stuck on the flag.

[00:04:14]Can you Can you pick up the flag real quick? I feel like that's 1 billion% going to mess with the takeoff.

[00:04:21]My chud monolith. I hate stupid this stupid craft. Now it shouldn't be that much of a pain to rendevous with this thing. I mean, we're going to have to be going really fast probably. Oh, look.

[00:04:33]There's ball itch, too. There it is.

[00:04:36]This will be a piece of cake. I feel like that made it worse what I just did.

[00:04:40]Whatever, man. That's good enough. Okay, now is the really sucky part. Just going to go ahead and quick save, retract those, and let's go.

[00:04:57]I'm surprised that honestly the planning has been pretty on point. It's just the execution in a few areas has been a little lacking. Okay, now what do we do? What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] This [ __ ] sucks.

[00:05:17]Hang on. Hang on.

[00:05:20]What the is happening?

[00:05:24]Get out of here.

[00:05:29]I can't even tell. Is this one? What's the incl How do I view my inclination?

[00:05:34]Oh my god, this blows. This blows, man.

[00:05:39]I cannot get these things anywhere close to each other. Oh, separation. Only a million kilometers. Oo. Woo. Woo. Okay, I think I have to try and fix the inclination again.

[00:05:55]I mean, yeah, if we don't uh fix our orbit real quick, we're going to crash and burn and die. But it's something.

[00:06:02]It's something, you know. If that doesn't tell you my mental state, I don't know what does. I think we did it, boys. Maybe the messiest rendevu of all time, but I did it. They're going to kiss again.

[00:06:17]We want a gentle kiss, though. We don't want to be kissing at uh.5 m/s. That seems a bit much, honestly.

[00:06:25]Excuse me. Thank you. We did it. We did it. Um, we're slightly inside of Duna's atmosphere right now, but that's okay.

[00:06:34]That's all right. Oh, look. We're flying over Ballich right now. Mount Ballch. My god. Please just let me time warp.

[00:06:41]Nothing's going to happen. The atmosphere is so thin. Save game. I don't get into it, brother. Calm down.

[00:06:47]We're not going to die. Oh, we might if we have uh this engine enabled. Hang on.

[00:06:52]You shut down. You stop. Wait a minute.

[00:06:57]Wait a minute. We were controlling from the We just de-orbited ourselves. We are still controlling from the docking port.

[00:07:07]I ju I just want one. I just want one.

[00:07:11]One at a time, please. My god. I should be able to just rightclick and transfer it that way. This is This is a bit much.

[00:07:19]And then we can undock. And I think we can control this.

[00:07:24]No.

[00:07:26]Is it because we broke the antenna? Hang on, Bill.

[00:07:32]You got a job to do, brother.

[00:07:36]Can you fix the antenna repair? One repair kit required. Is there one in here, perhaps? No. We should take the data and uh put that in the science thing. It doesn't really matter. We can just like leave it hanging around in orbit. That's fine. It's not like we have to worry about Kesler syndrome with Duna. I did not know you needed to put the things into the capsule first. That is unfortunate.

[00:08:02]I'm I'm gay. Met/s of delta V is what I'm seeing when you type that. Caden.

[00:08:08]You know what? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just going to admit it. I don't know what the I'm doing right now.

[00:08:13]Let's just worry about, you know, escaping. Just getting out of Duna, brother. We are going to be waiting like a year.

[00:08:21]Okay, whatever. Just have it a Okay.

[00:08:24]Okay, I can't do that. Just having a grand old time floating around Duna.

[00:08:28]Good thing we don't have to worry about like food supplies.

[00:08:31]What the was that? Was that a comet?

[00:08:34]When did they add comets to the game? Oh my god, this is going to take so long.

[00:08:39]Go into the silly view. No thanks. Look at the inclination on that. It'd be funny if um we got beamed by a comet while waiting for this to happen. I'm going to make this maneuver how I make all my maneuvers. by just hitting until it works. We're almost home, boys. Bye, Duna. Thanks for almost killing all my curbless.

[00:09:01]Should we just full send it into the atmosphere? We do have a heat shield. We do have a heat shield. The question is, can it survive what we're going to put it through? I'll have to try and remember not to leave Bill, Bob, whoever it is in the science capsule, cuz that is going to explode. We are going to be entering Kervin's atmosphere at like the I don't know what the velocity is going to be, but the velocity is going to be insane.

[00:09:32]This is going to this is going to suck.

[00:09:38]Oh my god.

[00:09:40]Oh, we're going to fly by Minmiss and uh and the moon. Maybe we have to be we have to be very very careful about this.

[00:09:49]I just want to make sure I have all my ducks in a row.

[00:09:53]Did I forget to put a decoupler?

[00:09:58]Uh-oh.

[00:10:01]It's okay. Um, okay. So, I think we can we can jettison that. Go retrograde.

[00:10:12]Oh, no. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

[00:10:14]There is a heat shield there. Honestly, this might not be that bad. Famous last words. Oh, it's it's heating up a lot already.

[00:10:24]The engines are going to explode probably. Wait, maybe should we use the Oh, that's terrifying. Oh my god.

[00:10:36]We're fine. We're fine.

[00:10:40]It's like an ODST drop pod.

[00:10:46]Are we going to land in the mountains again? Uh, the Kerbals are surprisingly okay with what's going on right now.

[00:10:52]Wait, they aren't screaming? Yeah, cuz I'm the best rocket engineer known to man. Known to Kerbal.

[00:11:00]How much ablader do we have? We actually have a lot of ablader left. H, we are going to be landing directly on a mountain.

[00:11:11]Maybe maybe crank the uh the altitude.

[00:11:19]Yeah, cuz I didn't want to be smacking into a mountain. Oh, we're going to be hitting a slope.

[00:11:25]Wait, can we We We can still use the uh We can still use the engines. Hang on.

[00:11:29]Which way? Which way?

[00:11:32]This way.

[00:11:38]Go this way. Go. Go that way.

[00:11:42]I I don't know if it's doing a whole lot. How many do we have? Parachutes.

[00:11:48]Are there parachutes on board? Yes, there are parachutes. We might We might need the parachute.

[00:11:54]Okay, Jeb, you go first. You got your parachute.

[00:12:00]That a boy.

[00:12:08]What is the deployment deploy? Thank you. I got scared.

[00:12:14]Look at that slope, man. Yeah, we got to parachute everybody.

[00:12:20]They are going to die.

[00:12:24]Slow down.

[00:12:26]Slow down. Oh, [ __ ] Okay, Jeb. Jeb is somehow alive.

[00:12:34]All right, Bill, it's your turn. Good luck, my boy.

[00:12:38][ __ ] sick backflip, man.

[00:12:43]How are his legs not gone? Cuz he he's got the [ __ ] strongest legs. They had him reinforced with titanium rebar.

[00:12:51]Where' Jeb Where' Jeb go? I don't see Jeb. Did he land up here? I don't remember.

[00:13:00]Oh my god. Oh my god. No, don't don't fall down. Don't fall down. And now just Bob. Good luck, Bob.

[00:13:13]That was [ __ ] sick. Yeah, I'm curious to see what uh what happens with the capsule. Oh, there they are. Hey guys, what's up?

[00:13:29]Do some breaking turns. breaking turns.

[00:13:32]Oh, it's actually helping a lot.

[00:13:39]Boing. If it If it lands on the white part, I'm going to be so upset.

[00:13:46]Oh, no. It's not. Yeah, it's going to get [ __ ] Cannot switch vessels while about to crash. Fair. Very fair.

[00:13:55]Yeah, there there is no way. There is no way they would have survived this.

[00:14:02]Oh.

[00:14:04]Oh, the parachutes haven't haven't uh stopped yet. They're just slowly tumbling down the mountain.

[00:14:12]Maybe they would have survived. I just I thought the parachutes would cut out once it hit the ground.

[00:14:18]I mean, things are still looking a little little sketchy.

[00:14:23]Things keep blowing up.

[00:14:28]Uh, we've got two parachutes left.

[00:14:35]Oh, I can see I can see the moon.

[00:14:41]What is What is Big Kerbal not telling us? The moon's in the Earth. They're covering something up.

[00:14:47]Yeah, I feel like um feel like they probably would have thrown up by this point. Oh. Oh, yep. That did it. Yeah.

[00:14:57]No, they would have died. They would have died. Good thing we transmitted the science. Honestly, congrats, guys. You lived. Where did they land exactly?

[00:15:07]It's crazy. We landed exactly on a mountain in such a way that it would have killed us. Very far from the KSC.

[00:15:14]But we got all of our Kerbals back safe.

[00:15:16]That's the important thing. Even if the capsule got absolutely [ __ ] destroyed. Successful mission, boys.

[00:15:23]Honestly, I'm surprised that went as smoothly as it did.