Blind Dating 6 Guys from Shortest to Tallest

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[00:00:00]Does height really matter to a girl?

[00:00:02]Today, we're about to find out. We got one spicy Latina dating six guys from different heights. But to help her find her perfect match, we brought her best friend and the guy she actually friendzone.

[00:00:14]Loser.

[00:00:18]Will they fall short or will they take their love to new heights? This is Size Matter. Maybe I can't sing. Let's get to know our Bachelorette. Hey, I'm Miranda.

[00:00:29]Um, height doesn't really matter too much to me. I've only dated a tall guy, which was I want to say 6 foot. Anything is tall to me, to be honest. So, >> what's too tall? What's too short?

[00:00:41]>> Um, if I'm breaking my neck looking up at them, I'm probably not going to be too fond of that, unfortunately.

[00:00:47]>> What about too short?

[00:00:48]>> I like petite cuz it's like, you know, we fit like a little puzzle piece.

[00:00:52]>> What kind of guy are you looking for today?

[00:00:54]>> I'd really like to meet a guy who's into gore like I am. I'd really like to find out if they can handle uh intense stuff like I do.

[00:01:02]>> Do you like gore?

[00:01:04]>> Love it.

[00:01:05]>> No, you don't. Jared, what I'm not looking for is cocky.

[00:01:09]>> No, [ __ ] >> Rand, are you ready to meet these guys?

[00:01:13]>> I'm ready to meet the boys. Let's bring them out.

[00:01:15]>> LET'S BRING OUT THE BOYS.

[00:01:17]>> LET'S BRING IN OUR first contestant.

[00:01:21]>> Oh, this handsome [ __ ] God damn it.

[00:01:23]This stud. What are you bringing out?

[00:01:26]Hi, I am Noah.

[00:01:27]>> Oh, like Noah's Arc.

[00:01:28]>> Like the ark. Not religious, though.

[00:01:30]>> That's all right.

[00:01:31]>> That's a red flag.

[00:01:32]>> Oh, >> why is that red flag?

[00:01:34]>> I don't know. I'm just trying to find anything against this guy. He's handsome as hell. I am 6'1 and I'm the perfect guy because I don't have the mental capacity to play games. But she's a gamer.

[00:01:46]>> Okay. Yeah, my heart just sank for a second. I'm sorry.

[00:01:49]>> Like, oh, you text me and you take an hour to respond. I'm going to take 2 hours. Like, all that. Like I'm going to respond right away. Like if I want to play.

[00:01:56]>> So you have no shame. You have no shame.

[00:01:58]>> We need more guys like you.

[00:02:00]>> That's a gentleman.

[00:02:01]>> Do you like video games?

[00:02:02]>> I mean I play some Valerant. Uh obviously I was tapped in on Fortnite.

[00:02:07]What do you you know like League and stuff like that?

[00:02:10]>> I look like I play League.

[00:02:12]>> Yeah.

[00:02:12]>> I look like I play >> No, no, no, no. I'm just Cuz I >> Did you just say I look like I play League?

[00:02:16]>> Oh [ __ ] Did you just say she looks like she plays League?

[00:02:19]>> You [ __ ] [ __ ] >> What's your biggest red flag about yourself? I'm pretty like intolerant to like [ __ ] Like if they got your Starbucks order wrong, please don't start bitching about that [ __ ] >> You can't let that phase you genuinely.

[00:02:32]And if that's someone that's like, "Oh, my day is ruined cuz they put oat milk instead of almond milk." I'm like, "You're soft, bro. Square up." Like, what's going on? You get it together.

[00:02:43]>> Okay. Violent.

[00:02:46]>> That's why I moved from my small town >> cuz people suck there.

[00:02:49]>> Yeah. You hate your small town.

[00:02:50]>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I definitely have my, you know, local coffee shops that I love and that I worked at. I'm just saying, you know, misery loves company.

[00:02:58]>> And and he said, "Let me move to LA." I think the people there are more positive.

[00:03:03]>> You drink a lot?

[00:03:04]>> I don't really drink.

[00:03:05]>> That's good.

[00:03:06]>> I've actually never had alcohol in my life.

[00:03:07]>> Are you lying?

[00:03:08]>> No, I'm not lying.

[00:03:09]>> Why not? Is there a reason you like >> Well, my like a majority of my family has overdosed.

[00:03:14]>> Okay.

[00:03:15]>> It scares the death like out of me for sure. Like I even have like plain anxiety a little bit. Oh, you got to lock that in.

[00:03:23]>> I mean, you got to see the world. You got to like see other cool things.

[00:03:26]>> I agree. What do you do for work?

[00:03:28]>> I model, but I'm a student. I'm still in school.

[00:03:30]>> If you model, give us your best mugg.

[00:03:32]>> No, bro. That's corny. I'm not doing that [ __ ] >> Come on. I'll do it with you.

[00:03:36]>> I'm You do it first.

[00:03:41]>> That's good, dude. Your hands. That's what gets you booked, dude. That's cornball [ __ ] >> That That's like the worst thing. I hate saying that. Like, oh yeah, model. It's like, that's >> No, it's okay. You got to own your [ __ ] though.

[00:03:53]>> Brandon, I want to see I want to see you next to Noah. Let's see where the this height.

[00:03:56]>> Well, I'm wearing heels. Hold on. I'm going to take him off cuz it's funny.

[00:04:01]>> That was a crazy step down. No. What's your type in women?

[00:04:05]>> Honestly, my type is heavily dependent on like their personality. Like, if you're really good-looking, but you're like dumb as you're cooked. Like, look, looks will get you in the door. I'm not going to sit here and lie and be like, "Oh, yeah. I'd date an ugly like I would not date an ugly girl, but like I would like to date a pretty girl. She also needs to be smart.

[00:04:23]>> He's honest.

[00:04:24]>> He's honest.

[00:04:24]>> Yeah, I'm telling you. I don't have time to like do that [ __ ] I keep going.

[00:04:27]>> That's okay. What's your sign?

[00:04:29]>> That's heinous.

[00:04:30]>> I'm just curious.

[00:04:30]>> Is this like a significant factor?

[00:04:32]>> I can't. No, no, no. I'm just curious.

[00:04:34]>> Guess >> we're very similar.

[00:04:35]>> You got to guess.

[00:04:36]>> Are you a Virgo?

[00:04:37]>> No. That's O for one.

[00:04:39]>> Go through all in my mind. You get three guesses.

[00:04:42]>> Are you a Libra?

[00:04:42]>> Oh, for two.

[00:04:44]>> What What does he give? He seems like he knows what he wants and what he likes.

[00:04:47]And that's a very Virgo. I'm a Virgo.

[00:04:49]>> Wait, are you a Virgo?

[00:04:51]>> I was going to say Leo.

[00:04:53]>> No. See, so now we're we we got like six of the signs out of the way.

[00:04:56]>> Aries.

[00:04:58]God damn it. That was my second.

[00:05:00]>> There we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It took six guesses and so statistically we should have gotten it by then.

[00:05:05]>> I was going to say Asian.

[00:05:06]>> I am.

[00:05:07]>> Oh [ __ ] I thought you're Mexican.

[00:05:08]>> No, I'm Cuban.

[00:05:10]>> Yes, I do. You do give that.

[00:05:12]>> Yeah.

[00:05:14]Yeah, a little bit.

[00:05:15]>> Can you speak Spanish?

[00:05:18]>> [ __ ] I know you [ __ ] bilingual.

[00:05:22]>> You sound like every white guy. I'm 21.

[00:05:24]>> 21?

[00:05:25]>> Yeah.

[00:05:25]>> You hate that question?

[00:05:27]>> Yeah, cuz I feel like you lose a lot of cred instantly. People like 21. It's like you're 21. It's like >> all right, dog.

[00:05:33]>> You know what? You're you're a pretty like sensitive guy, huh?

[00:05:36]>> Yeah, bro.

[00:05:39]>> When was your last committed relationship? four years ago.

[00:05:43]>> How long you've been with her?

[00:05:46]>> Mhm. And what would she say about you?

[00:05:48]>> I think she'd say positive things and I would say positive things about her too.

[00:05:53]>> Liar.

[00:05:55]>> So, do you have like commitment issues right now or are you just like trying to focus on yourself or like are you have flings, situationships? Like what's your vibe right now?

[00:06:03]>> I haven't found someone that I'm willing to >> pursue. Not even that. like let's dedicate so much like time and effort to cuz I if I'm going to be in a relationship I want to like really try.

[00:06:14]>> Well, you're only 21.

[00:06:16]>> Look at that. Only 21.

[00:06:17]>> I'm just saying I think that >> How old are you?

[00:06:19]>> I'm 23.

[00:06:20]>> You never ask a woman that she actually answered no hesy. So no hezy.

[00:06:25]>> What does that mean? What does nozzie mean?

[00:06:27]>> Speaks in brain rot. That's what it means.

[00:06:29]>> No, I want you to see uh what Jared wrote about you.

[00:06:32]>> So we have not a gamer. Uh, intolerant, >> emphasized, violent, loser, broke, blunt, Aries, >> uh, basically a child, and a liar.

[00:06:46]>> Appreciate it.

[00:06:47]>> That's what I got for you.

[00:06:48]>> And you know what? I don't have anything against you if that's your >> I have nothing against you.

[00:06:52]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:06:53]>> Just so you know, he's on this panel because he got friend-zoned by Miranda.

[00:06:56]>> No, I respect it. And look, I I I actually been listening to your music.

[00:07:00]>> This guy rocks, dude. I I didn't say I [ __ ] with it. I said I listened to it, BRO.

[00:07:10]>> That was the one thing I really enjoyed about.

[00:07:11]>> So, you're saying there's a chance.

[00:07:14]>> Oh, you like people who are artsy? I'M A THEATER KID.

[00:07:16]>> HONEY, WE CAN TELL.

[00:07:18]>> YOU'RE A THEATER KID.

[00:07:19]>> You didn't know that?

[00:07:20]>> No.

[00:07:20]>> Who's going to start singing Sweeney Todd?

[00:07:22]>> Yeah. Can you sing a little bit?

[00:07:24]>> Don't Don't do that. Yo, sing ac capella right now, bro.

[00:07:29]>> No, David.

[00:07:30]>> Yeah. Let's get up FOR NOAH THEN.

[00:07:33]WOO! IT WAS A PLEASURE. Take care, guys.

[00:07:36]Let's take a quick break to reflect. The other day, I found this old photo of me.

[00:07:40]This was me 10 years ago when I first started posting on YouTube. A solid 6.5.

[00:07:45]I was just a college dropout, hungry, full of hope, full of debt, ready to take on the world.

[00:07:52]Now, 10 years later, my channel has grown. I haven't. But I moved into a new studio, and I even found the love of my life and got married. I remember thinking life is going to be so easy in 10 years. But now that I'm here, I'm like, whoa, it is not easy. You have 25 employees and every first and 15th is a push to the gut. With every new accolade comes added pressure. Worries and pressure that take me out of the moment, dude. Like, it's like I'm not even here cuz I'm worried about random stuff.

[00:08:21]Point is, they take me out of the moment the same way they did 10 years ago. And sometimes I wonder what would I do if I could go back and do things differently.

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[00:09:18]And remember, I love you. Let's get back to this video. Let's bring out contestant number two. WOO!

[00:09:27]ALL RIGHT.

[00:09:28]>> HOW'S IT GOING? How's it going?

[00:09:30]>> Wow, >> cowboy.

[00:09:32]>> You look amazing.

[00:09:33]>> Thank you so much.

[00:09:33]>> You're very welcome.

[00:09:34]>> So do. You look very dapper.

[00:09:35]>> Thank you. Thank you.

[00:09:36]>> I like the boots. I'm jealous.

[00:09:37]>> Well, maybe you can try them on.

[00:09:39]>> What's your shoe size?

[00:09:40]>> I'm a six.

[00:09:41]>> Oh, maybe not. Yeah. My name's Pety. Uh, I'm about 4'4, give or take. If you're counting something else, then I'm a little taller, you know.

[00:09:51]>> His penis size. Do we have a measuring tape? I don't need to measure this size.

[00:09:54]I actually had one on my keys.

[00:09:56]>> Why?

[00:09:56]>> Sometimes I send pics. So it's kind of like >> sometimes you send pics.

[00:10:00]>> Wait, wait, wait. So you're sending pics in that way?

[00:10:02]>> Pics, videos sometimes, you know, >> videos.

[00:10:05]>> And how often?

[00:10:06]>> I want to say frequent, you know. So it's kind of like, >> you know, just like a LITTLE >> All my girls have been taller than me.

[00:10:17]>> What's the tallest girl you've ever dated?

[00:10:19]>> I want to say maybe 5'9.

[00:10:20]>> Ooh.

[00:10:21]>> Okay.

[00:10:21]>> Have you ever ridden a horse? Yes.

[00:10:23]>> So, he knows how to ride.

[00:10:25]>> So, he knows how to ride.

[00:10:26]>> Might be a little tough to get, you know, pull it down, you know, yank it a bit.

[00:10:29]>> My god.

[00:10:30]>> Okay. This guy's got more confidence than you.

[00:10:36]>> And confidence is what matters. Really?

[00:10:38]>> I might be 44, but the the ego is like 67.

[00:10:41]>> Don't do that.

[00:10:43]>> God damn it.

[00:10:44]>> You seem like you got a great personality.

[00:10:46]>> Thank you. Thank you so much.

[00:10:47]>> What's some of the perks of being your height? M I would say that >> you would be amazing at hide and seek.

[00:10:53]>> Oh yeah. Yeah.

[00:10:55]>> Yeah.

[00:10:56]>> I'll hide under your bed to be honest.

[00:10:58]>> That's a little creepy.

[00:10:59]>> If you're into like horror like it's perfect, you know.

[00:11:01]>> I'm into that actually. I am.

[00:11:03]>> Really?

[00:11:04]>> He could be Chicksaw.

[00:11:06]>> That's right.

[00:11:06]>> I feel like your horror movie life would be Chucky.

[00:11:09]>> Oh yeah. I love Chucky.

[00:11:11]>> Let's see if he knows. If you were Chucky, who would she be?

[00:11:14]>> Tiffany.

[00:11:14]>> Hey, he knows it.

[00:11:17]>> Quick with that.

[00:11:18]>> He would role play as that. Oh yeah, I love Jennifer Tilly so much.

[00:11:21]>> Petey, what's the most toxic thing about you?

[00:11:24]>> If I'm going out on a date or something, you know, like I like to, you know, check my phone for my other date and I hope my date doesn't have a problem with that.

[00:11:32]>> No, no, no.

[00:11:33]>> Maybe we can play together.

[00:11:35]>> Well, hold up, hold up. It's called dating for a reason.

[00:11:38]>> Exactly.

[00:11:39]>> If you're spending time with her and she like got ready and like came out to see you and like give you her time.

[00:11:44]>> Yes.

[00:11:44]>> Why are you texting another girl? Wait till the date is over and then do that.

[00:11:48]That is that is true. There is a time and a place for that.

[00:11:51]>> Wait one second. If you guys are wondering why these buzzers are here, if two out of three people on the group chat hit that buzzer, that means that person is on the chopping block. Means they have a chance to get eliminated.

[00:12:02]>> How does height affect you? I >> I don't really date because of it.

[00:12:06]>> I'm more of like a, you know, walking fetish. Kind of like a walking kink. I'm kind of like a check mark on a bucket list.

[00:12:12]>> Yeah, but you don't deserve that. I feel like you're more than just >> I mean, I don't have a problem with it.

[00:12:17]It's a gift and a curse.

[00:12:19]>> Actually, Randon, can I see you guys stand next to each other?

[00:12:21]>> I just want to see what this looks like.

[00:12:23]>> Right here.

[00:12:23]>> Right here.

[00:12:24]>> Yeah. Okay. That's cute.

[00:12:26]>> It's adorable.

[00:12:28]>> Literally, bro. Oh my god.

[00:12:29]>> Can I take your hat?

[00:12:30]>> Of course.

[00:12:31]>> Oh, that's a good set of hair.

[00:12:33]>> Yeah. Thank you.

[00:12:33]>> Damn. Miranda, would you date a guy this short?

[00:12:36]>> I wouldn't mind it.

[00:12:37]>> All right, let's give it up for Petey, guys.

[00:12:40]>> Thank you, Petey.

[00:12:42]>> Wait, I need to fix this. And you guys need to like, share, and subscribe because we are giving away 50 buckaroonies to two people who comment within the first thousand comments.

[00:12:50]Miranda's going to give you guys how much money she's going to give you guys her number.

[00:12:57]Comment down below. It's going to be a good time. We appreciate you guys watching. We love you guys. We love Miranda. Sorry. All right, let's keep watching. Let's bring out our next contestant.

[00:13:10]>> Dude looks like a firefighter.

[00:13:12]>> Mustache. I get that a lot. Hello ladies and disappointments. I'm Zane. I'm 5'11.

[00:13:17]I'm a feminist because my always stands up for women.

[00:13:22]Wow. Liar.

[00:13:25]>> 5'11 is the perfect height because short girls think I'm tall and tall girls think I'm confident.

[00:13:30]>> Okay, that's true. So, Miranda, you mentioned the mustache. You like the mustache on a guy?

[00:13:34]>> I'm a bit speechless um just by what you said, but the mustache is something. I'm a two-seater. So, this is the second one right here.

[00:13:43]>> Gotcha.

[00:13:44]God, >> I'm going to put you in an awkward situation cuz this is fun. I'm your cousin and I love doing this. Can I have you stand?

[00:13:51]>> You say that every time.

[00:13:52]>> All right. I want you guys to turn to each other, hold hands, and then you immediately tell her one thing you love about her and then you do the same. One thing you find attractive about him.

[00:14:00]Ready?

[00:14:01]>> Oh my god.

[00:14:02]>> 3 2 1.

[00:14:05]>> You look like my foster dad. I'm sorry.

[00:14:08]Oo, >> he's out. He's out.

[00:14:11]>> Go ahead. He's actually never said anything nice about me, so this could be like >> this could be healing. This is healing.

[00:14:16]This is a full circle moment right here.

[00:14:18]Wow. I'm like, you are beautiful. Your eyes are absolutely mesmerizing.

[00:14:22]>> Thanks, Dad.

[00:14:24]>> Okay, say one nice thing about me.

[00:14:26]>> Uh, thank you for taking care of me, >> Miranda. He's not your real foster. She just bowed her head to crazy.

[00:14:33]>> All right, let's give it up. That was good.

[00:14:34]>> Okay, that that was something. What do you do, boss?

[00:14:38]>> Security at a bar and also do uh sales at a gym.

[00:14:40]>> You're a security guy. Have you ever like kicked someone out, like beat their ass?

[00:14:44]>> No, never. Always uh always solve conflict with uh words, not not actions, you know?

[00:14:53]>> What's some stuff that you hate?

[00:14:54]>> Man, one thing I hate is Taylor Swift.

[00:14:57]Uh all of her music sounds the same. I think that if she stayed a country singer, she'd probably be a lot more likable. But as soon as she went into that, >> right, there's Willie Nelson and Tim Mcgraon, Casey Musgraves. We already have >> country.

[00:15:11]>> So, genuinely, what would be your death row meal?

[00:15:13]>> OH MY GOD, THAT'S SUCH A good [ __ ] question.

[00:15:16]>> Miranda, >> dude, >> you trauma dump actually quite often.

[00:15:20]Why don't you open up to Zayn and trauma dumped him a little bit to see how he reacts?

[00:15:25]>> I think that's a great idea.

[00:15:26]>> Okay. Um, my entire family has committed to committed to what?

[00:15:29]>> Like my mom, my dad. My grandpa started first. He himself on a beach. And then it was my mother next. And then it was my father and then my grandmother. I'm like the only one who has not committed in my family.

[00:15:44]>> Well, don't commit side. Just commit to me. What are you talking about?

[00:15:48]>> Damn, that was good.

[00:15:51]If you can make light, and that's like my entire thing is that I make light of what I've been through.

[00:15:56]>> I put the fun in funeral, baby. What are you talking about?

[00:15:59]>> He's good, dude. This guy's cooking.

[00:16:01]>> He's good.

[00:16:02]>> All right. Well, let's give it up for Zane. Dude, >> nice meeting you.

[00:16:07]>> Let's bring out the next contestant.

[00:16:10]>> Okay. [ __ ] >> Hi.

[00:16:12]>> What's up?

[00:16:13]>> Uh, I'm Waen. I'm 6'5 and I think I'm the perfect height because I could reach the top shelf emotionally, physically, and sexually.

[00:16:21]>> Oh, when you say sexually, what does that truly mean?

[00:16:25]>> Um, I don't think you would know out of all people cuz like you like you feel like you little down here.

[00:16:29]>> First off, I've made my my wife come once.

[00:16:32]>> Once?

[00:16:32]>> Yeah. Why do you think she she married it?

[00:16:35]>> Got me.

[00:16:36]>> Wait, let's have you stand next to him.

[00:16:38]>> Let's see what this looks like.

[00:16:39]>> Do we approve, JC? So far, I feel like he he's kind of smooth when with his like speech. So, >> too smooth.

[00:16:47]>> Too smooth.

[00:16:47]>> What does that mean though?

[00:16:48]>> Like you you just know how to like just ri it up in a smooth way. Like you be doing that too much.

[00:16:52]>> I'm just like a confident guy, you know?

[00:16:54]I know what I'm saying.

[00:16:55]>> Well, they >> Is he too tall for you, Miranda?

[00:16:57]>> No.

[00:16:58]>> I will say this, tall guys, it hurts the neck when girls have to kiss.

[00:17:01]>> No, but I usually I'll like bend down and like whisper in the ear so that they don't have to look up too much. You know what I'm saying? Like I'll come down to level if I need to, you know?

[00:17:09]>> Okay.

[00:17:09]>> Yeah. What is the weirdest thing about you?

[00:17:11]>> I'm like obsessed with Michael Jackson.

[00:17:13]Like that's my favorite artist of all time.

[00:17:15]>> Oh my god.

[00:17:16]>> That's an ex.

[00:17:17]>> I have like an irrational fear of like cosplayers of Michael Jackson. Like I He scares me.

[00:17:24]>> He scares you. Really?

[00:17:25]>> You know what's funny? Miranda sometimes looks like Michael Jackson.

[00:17:29]>> What the?

[00:17:30]>> She said that herself.

[00:17:31]>> She said that herself.

[00:17:32]>> I kind of [ __ ] with that though. You want to [ __ ] Michael Jackson?

[00:17:35]>> I know. I said I [ __ ] with that.

[00:17:37]>> When was your last relationship? Uh, never been in one.

[00:17:40]>> You've never been in one?

[00:17:41]>> Oh [ __ ] >> How old are you?

[00:17:44]>> 21.

[00:17:46]>> Child, come on.

[00:17:47]>> First off, okay, why have you never been in a relationship?

[00:17:50]>> I am a man of intention, right? And I'm very observant. I'm not the type to deal with [ __ ] >> Are you on [ __ ] >> No.

[00:17:56]>> Are you bullshitting right now?

[00:17:58]>> Mying cousin. You would know, David.

[00:18:00]>> Yeah, I know. You [ __ ] me all the time. You don't come TO THANKSGIVING DINNER.

[00:18:03]>> YEAH, BECAUSE I don't eat meat.

[00:18:05]>> Are you vegan?

[00:18:06]>> No.

[00:18:06]>> Vegetarian?

[00:18:08]He almost said, "Ew, you vegan."

[00:18:10]>> No, I have a brother. He's vegan. He making some good ass food. Like he >> vegan food is good. It doesn't mean I'm a vegan.

[00:18:16]>> But you just don't eat meat.

[00:18:18]>> I like lasagna. There's cheese in that.

[00:18:20]If I eat cheese, I will. I will, too.

[00:18:22]>> I'm not mad at his bodily function. How soon would you fart in front of her?

[00:18:26]>> That's a good one, >> man. It depends on how comfortable she makes me.

[00:18:28]>> She'll fart. She's farted in my face.

[00:18:30]>> She'll rip ass.

[00:18:31]>> You know, I was doing her toenails and she just farts in my face.

[00:18:34]>> You get pink eye [ __ ] or regular?

[00:18:35]>> No.

[00:18:35]>> N. YOU DIDN'T GET PINK EYE.

[00:18:38]Why is your ass in your face?

[00:18:39]>> Yeah. Wait, >> I was kneeling. I was kneeling on the ground cuz we >> And you just let that [ __ ] rip.

[00:18:46]>> No shame.

[00:18:47]>> It's a cute little toot, you know.

[00:18:49]>> Thank you.

[00:18:49]>> All right. Well, let's give it up for dude.

[00:18:53]Phoenix.

[00:18:54]>> David, I'm not liking my chances here.

[00:18:56]>> Dude, you're going to you're doing fine.

[00:18:58]She's going to fall in love with you by the end of this.

[00:19:01]>> All right, let's give it up to OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.

[00:19:04]YAY.

[00:19:05]>> SO, my name is Joey. Uh, I'm 5T. Hi. I'm 5T. Oh, nice to meet you. I'm so sorry.

[00:19:12]So sorry. Uh, yeah. But I'm 5' 5 in. Uh, I'm the perfect height for the Bachelorette cuz, you know, I'm perfect cuddle size, not too tall, not too short. I I got, you know, character development, good personality.

[00:19:26]>> That's true. When you're short like us, bro, you have to be funny. You have to, you know, develop your develop your character. It's true. It's fact. Right.

[00:19:33]>> You already have such a wholesome energy about you.

[00:19:36]>> Thank you. I get that a lot actually that I'm very genuine.

[00:19:39]>> Your smile is very charming.

[00:19:40]>> Thank you.

[00:19:41]>> So, what dark secret are you hiding?

[00:19:44]>> Okay, I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I mean, I I've been a virgin for a lot of my life. So, I feel like I got very into like a freaky space cuz I wanted to have, you know, sex for a long time.

[00:19:56]>> So, are you still a virgin?

[00:19:58]>> No, not anymore.

[00:19:59]>> How old are you?

[00:20:00]>> I'm 26.

[00:20:01]>> Wow. you. She come off like very young.

[00:20:03]>> Yeah, I get that a lot. I feel like that's a problem when I'm trying to talk to girls cuz when I'm trying to talk to somebody my age, they're usually like, "You're too you're too baby for me." And I'm like, "I'm 26."

[00:20:13]>> But like your your energy kind of gives a little bit more like mature, you know?

[00:20:17]>> That's good. That's good experience.

[00:20:18]>> Yeah.

[00:20:19]>> Okay. You said you kind of like got into some kinky [ __ ] Like what kind of kinky stuff?

[00:20:24]>> Yeah. What What are we talking about?

[00:20:26]>> Yes. Miranda, look at Miranda's face.

[00:20:28]She likes that kinky [ __ ] bro. I have like a submissive kind of thing.

[00:20:32]>> You like to be submissive?

[00:20:33]>> Like I like to switch.

[00:20:34]>> Hot damn, Joey.

[00:20:36]>> And then >> you freak.

[00:20:38]>> I think it's great.

[00:20:39]>> I It's fun for girls, too.

[00:20:41]>> Yeah. Yeah, >> it's good.

[00:20:42]>> JC, how how are you normally submissive with guys? What do you do?

[00:20:47]>> Just because you said you liked it. I just want to know.

[00:20:49]>> Um, >> share with the class.

[00:20:51]>> Like choke them out.

[00:20:52]>> Mommy, >> [ __ ] yeah, Joey.

[00:20:55]>> I'll slap them too.

[00:20:56]>> That's more this. We're still we're here with that one right there.

[00:21:00]>> That's fine.

[00:21:00]>> You definitely seem the submissive type to me, which is a plus.

[00:21:04]>> Mhm.

[00:21:05]>> What bad things have you done in your life?

[00:21:07]>> Yeah. Do you have any like red flags about yourself?

[00:21:09]>> I was charged of a felony crime, but then one >> Yeah, I had that, but then it got dropped >> up.

[00:21:17]>> Badass.

[00:21:19]>> What kind of crime?

[00:21:20]>> Assault on officer.

[00:21:21]>> That is badass.

[00:21:22]>> That's nice.

[00:21:23]>> I mean, he started it.

[00:21:24]>> But you [ __ ] >> Bless you. It was police brutality. It was able to get dropped and and now I don't have anything on my record.

[00:21:31]>> What did you do exactly?

[00:21:32]>> Uh it it was at a party. I matched the description of, you know, somebody who did a stabbing at a party. They saw me tackle me to the ground, started punching me, and then I was like, nah, I didn't do nothing. And then I started Yeah. I just started >> fighting back. Why don't Why don't you go there and look at him in the eyes? I want to see him kind of like how he reacts.

[00:21:50]>> Wow. The height first of all is really sweet.

[00:21:53]>> That's cute.

[00:21:53]>> Oh my god.

[00:21:55]>> Don't little bro him like that. What the [ __ ] are you doing? There you go.

[00:21:58]>> Exactly.

[00:21:58]>> Yeah. I think No, your height is actually It's very wholesome.

[00:22:02]>> Your height is perfect. You know why?

[00:22:03]>> Why?

[00:22:03]>> Because one of the best sex positions >> is missionary.

[00:22:07]>> What would you know, David?

[00:22:08]>> I don't know. But me and Grace did it once. I mean, it's like your your head and your lips are there, you know, if they're too short.

[00:22:15]>> Which lips are we talking about, David?

[00:22:17]>> Come on, bro. So, Miranda actually loves anime. Do you like anime?

[00:22:21]>> Big big anime fan.

[00:22:23]>> Okay. What's your favorite anime in the world? Attack on Titan, Love, Demon Slayer. Okay, >> Hunter X Hunter. Yes, >> those will probably be my my top three.

[00:22:32]>> All right. Well, let's give it up for Zoe.

[00:22:37]>> Thank you, sir.

[00:22:39]>> LET'S BRING OUT THE NEXT CONTESTANT.

[00:22:41]WOO!

[00:22:43]>> OKAY. All right.

[00:22:44]>> What What that mean, bro?

[00:22:45]>> [ __ ] too damn tall is what that means.

[00:22:49]>> All right. I'm dumb. I'm 6'7. Damn. I'm the perfect height cuz um I got good jeans. I'm black.

[00:22:58]>> Holy [ __ ] you're black.

[00:23:00]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good to know.

[00:23:01]>> You know what I'm saying? Make some D1 athletes or a model or something. You know >> that's true.

[00:23:05]>> At least minimum. Would you ever date a guy this tall?

[00:23:10]>> That's a no.

[00:23:11]>> Wait, hold up.

[00:23:13]>> Might be bit painful for me.

[00:23:15]>> Painful.

[00:23:16]>> Um just looking up and >> breaking your neck.

[00:23:20]>> Other things.

[00:23:22]You have a perfect nose.

[00:23:24]>> You have a perfect face. Thanks.

[00:23:26]>> Um, I have a question. What's your biggest red flag?

[00:23:29]>> I work in social media. Like, I work with >> Y.

[00:23:33]>> This is social media, bro.

[00:23:35]>> Dude, [ __ ] social media. People suck.

[00:23:37]Trust me, I hate myself.

[00:23:40]>> I do like comedy skits with a lot of girls and stuff. My ex said that was like my ex swore that was the biggest red flag. But, I mean >> I mean, do you keep it respectful though? Like, >> there's no misogyny.

[00:23:50]>> Oh, yeah. Straight comedy. Yeah.

[00:23:51]>> Do you like horror movies?

[00:23:52]>> I do. My favorite horror movie is probably like the Final Destination series. I like those.

[00:23:57]>> I personally don't believe Final Destination is so creative. Um, as opposed to something like the Saw series can be extremely creative.

[00:24:05]>> Have you seen Saw?

[00:24:05]>> Yeah, I've seen Saw.

[00:24:06]>> Which one's your favorite?

[00:24:08]>> Like first one?

[00:24:12]>> Not the third one. First one 100%. It's just a classic.

[00:24:14]>> Why?

[00:24:15]>> The thought process is very original.

[00:24:18]>> It's true. If you think about it, the second one just copied the first one.

[00:24:21]>> Exactly. So that's what >> there was another saw in there. There's another old guy.

[00:24:24]>> Exactly.

[00:24:25]>> They they wanted to play another game.

[00:24:27]>> The same old man. Yeah.

[00:24:29]>> Yeah.

[00:24:29]>> Just saying. What's like a red flag in a girl that you look out for?

[00:24:33]>> When girls like shy eating, they're like eating like this and [ __ ] Like I can't be the only big back. You know what I'm saying?

[00:24:39]>> Perhaps a salad for the lady.

[00:24:41]>> Yeah. She better not get no salad. No.

[00:24:42]>> So you like an eater?

[00:24:43]>> Yeah, cuz I'm an eater too.

[00:24:45]>> Okay.

[00:24:45]>> When was your last relationship? 2023.

[00:24:48]>> So, do you argue a lot? H >> like, do you argue back a lot?

[00:24:51]>> I gaslight a lot. Like, I like to rage, babe. Like, just gaslight. [ __ ] >> I like it for fun, though. That's good.

[00:24:58]>> All right. Well, let's give it up for Dominic, dude.

[00:25:03]>> It's time for the first elimination.

[00:25:05]Based on our discussion, the first person on the chopping block is >> Oh, damn.

[00:25:13]>> And it's not because of your height.

[00:25:14]>> Oh, I know. Oh, I know. Okay, the next person on the chopping block is >> looks like I'm going to the store to get some milk.

[00:25:27]>> And the last person on the chunk block is >> Wow.

[00:25:34]>> Dirty.

[00:25:35]>> So, we got tallest guy, smallest guy, and Zane.

[00:25:39]>> Like the middle child.

[00:25:40]>> All right. After further discussion, this was a tough decision to make, guys.

[00:25:44]Some of you were tall, some of you were small, and some of you had a weird mustache.

[00:25:50]>> Okay, that being said, the person the group chat will be eliminating is 3, two, one.

[00:25:58]>> Dom.

[00:25:59]>> Damn, >> like that.

[00:26:01]>> Damn.

[00:26:02]>> JC, why did we eliminate Dom?

[00:26:03]>> You were saying that you gaslight and you kind of like to argue. Even if it is for a joke, I don't think it's funny. I think you should be more respectful. Um, so that was my reasoning. Dom, I put you down only because I'm intimidated by your tallness.

[00:26:16]>> I was going to say the same thing.

[00:26:18]>> And I'm looking out for Jared, too, cuz he's in love with Miranda.

[00:26:21]>> You know, I think just a little nonchalant for for her. She's a little on the the wilder side, and >> she's a psycho.

[00:26:29]>> What are you trying to say?

[00:26:29]>> He said it, not me.

[00:26:31]>> A little tension there.

[00:26:32]>> We're going to talk about this later, J.

[00:26:33]>> I hope we do.

[00:26:34]>> All right, let's get up for Dom. Guys, >> this video is brought to you by bookie.com. Have you ever driven a couple miles outside your city and started noticing how different everything is? It's familiar but a little bit different. The traffic's different. The restaurants are different. The girls that normally turn you down are different. They still turn you down though. The people are just different. But a good different. The type of different that makes you feel good. The one that's like, "Wo, I'm feeling good right now." Well, no matter where you end up with, Booking.com makes sure your comfort levels at a 10. They make sure comfort is something you don't have to worry about. On Booking.com, they'll make sure you have a comfortable stay in any city, in any town, so you can just soak it all in, so you can be happy with whoever you're with.

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[00:28:16]>> All right. How high is business?

[00:28:18]>> About four or five.

[00:28:19]>> Then I'm the tallest guy here.

[00:28:21]>> That's good.

[00:28:22]>> Pety, I want you to finish this statement. The scariest thing about dating me is, and the reason why is because dating Miranda is prettying scary.

[00:28:31]>> How' you [ __ ] know?

[00:28:32]>> Because of the [ __ ] that you tell me.

[00:28:35]>> All right, that being said, Pety, finish your statement. The scariest thing about dating me is >> scariest thing about dating me is probably I might send you to the psychward. Uh, just cuz like I have a track record and I've sent a couple of my exes to the psych word.

[00:28:47]>> Okay.

[00:28:48]>> Oh, >> okay.

[00:28:51]>> Do you like own a straight jacket? How'd you know?

[00:28:54]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Give me specifics on what makes girls crazy when you date them.

[00:28:58]>> I'm a little bit of a masochist.

[00:29:01]>> Wait, what?

[00:29:01]>> So, you like inflicting pain on people?

[00:29:04]>> I like to have pain inflicted on me.

[00:29:06]>> That's a sadist.

[00:29:07]>> Oh, it's a sadist.

[00:29:08]>> Hey, we're learning.

[00:29:09]>> We're learning.

[00:29:09]>> We're learning.

[00:29:10]>> Quick question. Why'd you know that so fast?

[00:29:12]>> She said that really quick.

[00:29:13]>> Yeah, really quick.

[00:29:14]>> She's smart.

[00:29:14]>> Why'd you do this?

[00:29:18]>> Hey, D's get degrees, dog. What are you talking about?

[00:29:21]>> Hey, that was hard. love her.

[00:29:23]>> Moving on to Joey. Finish his statement.

[00:29:25]I hate girls that >> I hate girls that ghost. It's not that hard to communicate. You know, everybody's on their phone nowadays.

[00:29:33]It's not that bad to send an uncomfortable text message if you're not liking somebody. Text back. It's not that hard.

[00:29:39]>> Yeah, >> that's very true. It >> is true. Be honest. Have you ever ghosted?

[00:29:47]>> Hypocrite, dude.

[00:29:49]>> That's in my past. Wait, what do you think about ghosting, JC?

[00:29:52]>> I personally don't like it. I think it's up and immature.

[00:29:55]>> But have you ghosted?

[00:29:57]>> Yeah, but I don't anymore.

[00:29:58]>> Have you ghosted anyone, Miranda?

[00:30:00]>> Um, >> raise your hand if you ghosted.

[00:30:05]>> You're a liar. Put all your hands up.

[00:30:06]>> I swear I swear >> you've never ghosted one person.

[00:30:09]>> I I just don't talk to enough people to get to a situation where it's like ghosting.

[00:30:12]>> How do you normally end things, Noah?

[00:30:14]>> Like things will just kind of fizzle out and just like, all right, >> that's it's kind of ghosting. No, cuz I I I think ghosting is if if they're reaching out to you and you're just not responding back, it's kind of heinous.

[00:30:23]>> You mean like a mutual like, okay, this is working.

[00:30:26]>> It's just like we just start texting less and less and there's less like sending a meme and then next thing you know it's just like we haven't talked in like a month and it's like whatever.

[00:30:34]>> Yeah, that's like a mutual thing. That's not really ghosting.

[00:30:37]>> Can I say something? Yeah, say it. Okay.

[00:30:39]Ghosting like there's difference between pre- smash and post smash because if if look if you ghost me after a after a post smash, I don't care. That means your dick game was weak.

[00:30:49]>> Yeah, Dan. I didn't even put [ __ ] down, gang.

[00:30:50]>> Look it. Look, look. Maybe she's just done and I'm like, "Okay, cool. On to the next."

[00:30:54]>> Okay.

[00:30:54]>> And usually it's a fivestar rating, so it's kind of, you know, >> what they tell you if you didn't put good dick in like, >> it's never really happened.

[00:31:00]>> Exactly.

[00:31:01]>> What does that say, Annayia?

[00:31:03]>> Y'all don't know.

[00:31:04]>> See, you really put yourself in the friend zone over here.

[00:31:07]>> You thought you hated that [ __ ] Okay. I No, but there there's a spark there for sure.

[00:31:10]>> Have you guys ever been ghosted the night after sex?

[00:31:12]>> No, not the night after sex.

[00:31:13]>> We keep in contact >> to this day. Yeah, it's like a poke on Facebook or something, you know.

[00:31:18]>> On Facebook is old as [ __ ] >> How old are you?

[00:31:22]>> 28.

[00:31:22]>> Ah, okay. That makes sense.

[00:31:23]>> What the does that mean? I'm 34.

[00:31:25]>> Poke. I'm going to say this is like some of the girls that I've been with are older.

[00:31:28]>> What's the oldest woman you've ever been with?

[00:31:30]>> 42.

[00:31:33]>> OKAY. All right. Oh my goodness.

[00:31:35]>> We're moving on to Zane. Nobody wants to admit this, but >> Nobody wants to admit this, but men overcomplicate women. Women really only want three things. They want you to hear them out, take them out, and eat them out. It's pretty simple. Happy wife, happy life.

[00:31:49]>> Okay, he's an eater. It's straight cornball.

[00:31:53]>> We were going somewhere.

[00:31:55]>> It was a little tasteful, but towards the end, I just, you know, >> when you listen to women, what do you feel like women are saying or trying to say in this world today?

[00:32:03]>> Saying what just in general.

[00:32:05]>> Why are you listening to them, bro?

[00:32:06]>> It depends. I'm all ears for anything she wants to talk about. Beef at work, I don't know, any problem she has. Women don't want a solution. They want you to hear their problems. They don't want a solution to their problems. They want you to hear them out.

[00:32:18]>> That was something my mom always told me. She would say, "Do you want a response or do you want a solution?"

[00:32:24]>> Wow.

[00:32:25]>> My mom used to say, "Choose your heart."

[00:32:28]>> Choose your hard.

[00:32:29]>> Like nothing is going to be easy.

[00:32:31]Nothing's going to be fair in life. So, you got to choose your hard.

[00:32:34]>> Okay. living in LA and you know like meeting a majority is like superficial people and not having a lot of friends is hard but also living in a small town and also not having friends is hard.

[00:32:44]>> Do you guys have friends? I've been working on it.

[00:32:46]>> I don't have friends. They disappoint me.

[00:32:48]>> Guys, it's all about quality over quantity.

[00:32:50]>> Well, I just moved here so I'm trying to figure it out. Get you a little five, six [ __ ] You'll be good.

[00:32:54]>> Yeah. Okay. I I'll do that. I'll do that.

[00:32:56]>> She said she farts a lot. Do you guys like that, >> David?

[00:33:00]>> That's fine. That's human. on us or >> Yeah, you would like that.

[00:33:05]>> No, >> I have to ask. We're We're down here.

[00:33:08]>> Well, it's definitely going to be on you.

[00:33:09]>> I kind of feel like it smelled like roses just looking at you.

[00:33:12]>> Okay, >> moving on to Noah. Handsome ass model.

[00:33:15]Noah, I want you to finish this one.

[00:33:17]Very similar to the Joey's. I hate women that.

[00:33:19]>> I hate women that say as you should.

[00:33:22]Hate >> as you should.

[00:33:24]>> I think there's like a >> You're all good, Jared. You can say whatever you want. I don't know. I think there's like a sense of entitlement there. Like if I like pull out the chair or whatever or like pay for dinner, like I I know I should be doing that, but like to address it, it's like kind of like I don't know.

[00:33:38]>> It's like being told to do the dishes as you're doing >> real [ __ ] It's like I was going to do that anyways and then you're like, "Yeah, you should have done that shit."

[00:33:44]And I was like, >> "Yeah, I know." Like that's why I did it.

[00:33:47]>> It's definitely a very smartass thing to say. I think that people who do like talk with that dialect, it's very normie. I posted a video one time asking if flowers on a first date's too much, which I kind of think it is, like depending on the situation for sure. And everyone in the comments is like, "That's the bare minimum." I'm like, "Okay, you're a cornball." That's definitely not. That is not the bare minimum.

[00:34:09]>> I don't know. I think flowers are pointless.

[00:34:11]>> They're going to die.

[00:34:13]>> Use that $40. USE THAT $100. WHATEVER.

[00:34:15]>> WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU BUYING FLOWERS?

[00:34:17]>> $40. GO to Trader Joe's.

[00:34:18]>> Dead ass LIKE $7.

[00:34:20]>> MARRIED. Listen to him. Wait, David, you never given your wife flowers? No, I used to, but then she was even like, even if it was 12 bucks, she was like, "Who cares?"

[00:34:28]>> But here and there is still nice.

[00:34:30]>> She likes them.

[00:34:31]>> Yeah, this is not good content, bro.

[00:34:32]Next. No.

[00:34:34]>> Moving on to Hain.

[00:34:36]>> What's up?

[00:34:36]>> You got anything to say to Hain?

[00:34:39]>> [ __ ] watch yourself.

[00:34:40]>> You know what, bro?

[00:34:42]>> Come on now. I see you over there.

[00:34:43]>> I know you you you're overly looking at me. It's a little weird.

[00:34:46]>> I'm looking at everybody.

[00:34:48]>> Okay, >> finish this sentence. The biggest lie people tell in dating is >> I think the biggest lie that people tell in dating is that everyone wants honesty until you're actually honest.

[00:35:00]>> Liar.

[00:35:01]>> I feel like people want to hear what they want to hear, but then when they actually hear the real of it, it becomes a problem. So, do you really want honesty or do you just want convenience?

[00:35:09]>> That's why I appreciate your honesty.

[00:35:11]>> He's probably been the most honest person.

[00:35:13]>> What's the most honest you've ever been with somebody? Uh there's been there was a there was a time when I was talking to a woman, you know, she did something really cringe on the date and like she said like this phrase like she said like what the sigma or something and I like and that completely like that like it put like a pit in my stomach and I was like holy [ __ ] So I told her I was like please don't ever say that again cuz that was disgusting.

[00:35:37]>> Wait, what is I'm sorry what's what's the sigma?

[00:35:40]>> It's the equivalent of like what the hell type of [ __ ] >> Yeah, same type of thing. It's like PG like what the hell? You have to forgive him in his old days.

[00:35:48]>> I will.

[00:35:48]>> I will. Yeah. I know he's 34 and [ __ ] [ __ ] forget and stuff. Yeah.

[00:35:51]>> Unking yourself out here.

[00:35:52]>> Yeah.

[00:35:53]>> You know what, David though? Like sometimes it's better to be a UNC than NPC.

[00:35:57]>> Hey, you know.

[00:36:00]>> All right, Pety.

[00:36:01]>> Okay, guys. We got to know you guys a little bit better. We're going to go on to the second elimination.

[00:36:07]>> Oh [ __ ] >> So, this was a tough decision. And the next person we're going to eliminate is >> three, two, one.

[00:36:17]>> A >> I think you and Miranda would more vibe as like on a friend level. I just don't really see like it going any further than friends. But >> been there, brother.

[00:36:28]>> Should grab a chair over next to him.

[00:36:30]Yeah.

[00:36:31]>> Chill.

[00:36:31]>> To be honest, sending her to the psych ward really stuck out to me >> cuz I've already been there. So >> Oh, really?

[00:36:38]>> Yeah. I just don't think she should be sent there again. And uh >> well, let's give it up for Petey, guys.

[00:36:45]>> My vote made it, brother.

[00:36:47]>> Over to the next round. DEBATABLE.

[00:36:55]>> We're going to have all these guys argue on something they might not even believe in, but they have to die on that hill.

[00:37:01]>> And if you fail, you die.

[00:37:03]>> Perfect.

[00:37:04]>> She's joking. She's joking.

[00:37:06]>> I prefer to be suffocated.

[00:37:09]It's a good way. Boobs have the same effect on me that laser pointers have on cats.

[00:37:15]>> Who do we want to go first, guys?

[00:37:16]>> These two. Off with the heads.

[00:37:18]>> Dumb and dumber.

[00:37:19]>> Yeah.

[00:37:20]>> Bye to the death.

[00:37:22]>> No. What prompt do you have?

[00:37:23]>> My prompt says, "You shouldn't tell your partner when they look bad." Should not.

[00:37:29]>> Mine says, "You should tell your partner when they look bad." I think you should tell your partner when they look bad because I don't want to be an accomplice when we go out. If we go out and my girl looks bad, it's somehow going to be my fault because I didn't tell her. And I also have to make sure that, you know, my girls representing me well, I'm representing her well, too. So, I think that when we go out, I would expect the same from my partner because it's not so much a I think they look bad, but it's a I don't think I would like that if I were in their position, so I should probably tell them. So, it's considering the other person.

[00:38:02]>> That's good. You made some good points there.

[00:38:04]>> Equal opportunity [ __ ] I got it.

[00:38:08]>> I don't know. I'm not sure. This is a pretty circumstantial like situation, but I think in a case where you guys are already out, don't tell your girl that she looks bad cuz like that's going to do nothing. She can't do anything about it.

[00:38:21]>> And so, she's just going to feel insecure in the moment. And so, maybe like after the fact you be like, "Hey, like xyz." But in the moment, for sure, no. like that. That's she's just going to be tweaking about it the whole night.

[00:38:32]>> But then you got to hear about why didn't you tell me? And I I don't think that uh I don't think she'd be insecure because I think it's building a sense of trust that she can trust that you know her well enough to know that that's something she wouldn't like cuz who knows? It could be that she's wearing a certain shirt that sits too low or fell a certain way and you know that that's how she likes that certain thing to fit.

[00:38:51]So >> that was very specific.

[00:38:53]>> Speaking from experience.

[00:38:54]>> I I don't know what you're talking about.

[00:38:57]>> Okay. What if like they went ahead and they put on a fit and they feel good about themselves? Like is your opinion really all that relevant? Like you now you're going to be like, "Hey, your fit's ass."

[00:39:07]>> Like if they're dressing a certain way or doing something that's entirely different cuz you know, my girl never look bad wearing something. Uh I think that it comes down to like if you have something in your teeth or if your breath stinks or if she went to the bathroom and she's dragging toilet paper along her foot. It's like things like that you want to tell them about cuz that is a bad look.

[00:39:23]>> You just said my exact argument. Like if there's something that you can do about it, then say something. But like if there's nothing >> So you think your girl looks bad then?

[00:39:30]>> If if my girl has toilet paper out her ass, like to say that [ __ ] but that's not like, "Hey, you look bad." That's like, "Hey, you have toilet paper in your ass."

[00:39:37]>> But when you look at somebody, that's a look.

[00:39:39]>> Obviously you say something about that.

[00:39:41]That's not a matter of looking bad.

[00:39:42]That's just like adjusting yourself.

[00:39:43]That's just being a good person. Like I would do that for a stranger equally my girl.

[00:39:47]>> Noah, good person.

[00:39:48]>> Cuz like I would circumvent the situation and like not be as direct. Be like, "Hey babe, you look bad. That's heinous." I will agree with that. That they don't look bad, but it's more so like you said, an adjustment or something like that.

[00:39:59]>> You're helping out Noah. YOU'RE HELPING HIM OUT.

[00:40:01]>> YOU'RE DIGGING yourself in a hole.

[00:40:03]>> Just start beating the [ __ ] out of each other.

[00:40:06]>> Oh [ __ ] >> I think you lost.

[00:40:08]>> I don't know. I don't think I did.

[00:40:10]>> To these guys.

[00:40:12]>> I'm like, man, what do you think? Who do you think was a better arguer?

[00:40:16]>> I think you both did all right. I think Noah, I did do um exceptionally better.

[00:40:22]exceptionally better. I love that.

[00:40:27]>> Now, we're going to move on to Hankin and Joey.

[00:40:29]>> I have men and women can't be friends.

[00:40:34]>> I have men and women can be friends.

[00:40:39]>> All right, babe. Bro, I mean, this is going to be easy cuz men and women can be friends. What are you going to do?

[00:40:44]Block your girl from having any type of connection from any guy? That sounds super insecure.

[00:40:50]If you are trying to prevent your girl from having friends, guys or girl, like you're probably the reason why women couldn't don't feel safe to work in a work space with men. In a work space with men, >> you know, [ __ ] >> bro. You can have a relationship with a girl. Control your [ __ ] >> I would say uh a man and woman cannot be friends because listen, most of the time when a man and a woman are interacting, the initial thing is okay, is this girl attractive or not? Oh, okay, she's attractive. If you when they end up being friends, they get friend-zoned.

[00:41:22]Oh [ __ ] >> The intention there is at the start, but if it depends on the circumstance. If you if you guys are like conversating and the girl's like, "I'm not really feeling it." She'll purposely friend zone you, but she likes to have you there because maybe you like you like to hype her up on some [ __ ] >> Hypes up other women.

[00:41:38]>> I don't [ __ ] with friends. If I'm if I'm with a girl, uh, I think my clear intention is, okay, are we going to date or not? Are you attractive? Okay, you're attractive. Let's see where we go with this. You feel what I'm saying? I feel like that's why that's why I'm saying like we can't no you can't just be friends cuz at some point you going to be like okay hold on she lowkey bad like I might have to and then she going to feel the same way too so I don't want to hear it.

[00:41:57]>> So you're going up to you're going up to every woman right away thinking about okay I want to I want to smash this girl or not smash this girl I'm not saying that >> there's there's always got to be some sort of friendship connection before you even like get to like that place with a woman like have some respect for some women. It's circumstance based. You talking about friends and friends and this and that. Nah. Nah. If we [ __ ] with each other, we [ __ ] with each other. I ain't trying to be friends. Let's get straight to it.

[00:42:22]>> Nah, bro. Nad dead dad. Dead dad wrong.

[00:42:25]Dad wrong. Dead wrong. Ladies, >> I'm standing on this [ __ ] >> Joey, do you ever think about [ __ ] your friends? No, >> he does. He's lying. He's lying.

[00:42:33]>> He's lying. You're lying. You're lying.

[00:42:35]>> Hold on. You want to be friends with a girl that's not your type? Just like if you guys connected like on a friendship level and you're like, "She's not my type, but I want her as a friend." like you want it.

[00:42:44]>> Then I wouldn't be friends with her.

[00:42:45]>> Why?

[00:42:45]>> Cuz she's not attractive.

[00:42:48]>> And that's crazy.

[00:42:50]>> And that's crazy.

[00:42:51]>> YOU WANT ME TO stand on my feet? I'm standing on business.

[00:42:53]>> Okay. He will die on a hill.

[00:42:56]>> I I appreciate that, >> dude. Dude, I don't know. That was >> That's a tough one.

[00:42:59]>> That was a tough one because really good.

[00:43:02]>> I feel like Joy was clocking at first, but the fact that you were just standing on business was so funny to me.

[00:43:09]>> Is that how you genuinely feel? Like, >> where are we? Are we done with >> Yeah. Yeah. We're done. We're done with No, >> you character.

[00:43:18]>> I'm just going to say cuz the fact that you don't actually think that way like you made me think like oh [ __ ] this kid.

[00:43:24]Like damn.

[00:43:24]>> Which means which is good that you're great at debating.

[00:43:27]>> Yeah. Like I you convinced me.

[00:43:28]>> And thank god you don't actually feel that way because >> No, I don't actually. I don't.

[00:43:32]>> All right. Who Who do you think wins?

[00:43:34]>> Joey.

[00:43:34]>> Who do you think wins?

[00:43:35]>> Walken.

[00:43:37]>> Jared.

[00:43:37]>> I'm going to go walk. I'm going to go walk. I was going to say Joey, but it's a tie technically, I guess.

[00:43:43]>> Yeah, >> but I'm going to go walk IN NOW.

[00:43:50]>> I told you it, dude. You stood on business. All right, guys. Now, we're going to eliminate one of you guys.

[00:43:54]>> Don't up, guys.

[00:43:56]>> Okay, so this was probably the hardest elimination we've had to do because I think all of you killed it.

[00:44:04]>> Killed. But the person that we decided to eliminate is three, two, one.

[00:44:19]>> Stand up for Zane, too.

[00:44:24]So nice to meet you. I like to argue with you. Welcome to the final round.

[00:44:32]So, we're going to call this the saw round.

[00:44:37]>> Okay. So, Miranda actually wanted me to build something that made you guys like almost die to see what amount of pain you're willing to go through for her.

[00:44:47]>> I had a blueprint.

[00:44:48]>> We built something and then I realized it was against all YouTube terms and services.

[00:44:54]>> Damn.

[00:44:55]>> But each thing is actually still really bad. I just had Jared write down three names in a random order. She's got three prompts in a random order. So, whatever prompt you get is what do you have to do to prove to her that you're willing to go through the pain for her love?

[00:45:10]>> I'm spicy. How spicy. In front of you is a chip and I want you to eat it and tell me where you see us in 5 years without breaking eye contact.

[00:45:19]>> That being said, let's bring out the hot chip, BABY.

[00:45:24]>> And the first person is Jared >> Noah.

[00:45:29][ __ ] >> No. In Hot Ones, the last ab is technically the hottest one, but actually everybody knows it's actually really the bomb.

[00:45:36]>> Yeah.

[00:45:37]>> So, we're going to put one drop in it.

[00:45:39]>> I'll do both.

[00:45:40]>> I don't know.

[00:45:41]>> We got to prove we're like down for pain or whatever, right? I I feel like you got to >> No, I'm telling you right now, it's really bad.

[00:45:47]>> He said he's going to do both. Let him let Let him do both. Let him cook.

[00:45:50]>> You're going to bleed from your [ __ ] And I will do that for her.

[00:45:53]>> Who wants to pour it?

[00:45:54]>> I feel like I should.

[00:45:55]>> Oh, she's going to kill you. Yeah. No.

[00:45:57]Nah. This is about to be Hane.

[00:45:59]>> Miranda, I feel like you're having fun now.

[00:46:00]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:46:01]>> Miranda, seriously, like this will [ __ ] him up.

[00:46:03]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:46:04]>> All right, remember, let's just do a little bit.

[00:46:07]>> Yep. There it is. There it is. There it is.

[00:46:10]>> Oh my god.

[00:46:11]>> Oh, >> damn.

[00:46:15]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:46:16]>> Did you get some on it?

[00:46:17]>> No, that there's a good amount of that one. You got a lot on that one.

[00:46:20]>> Wait, hold on. I got to see this. I got to make sure you're going to be fine.

[00:46:22]>> It It lowkey looks like a [ __ ] amount, but damn. What? You want more? No. All I'm saying is it looks like an unimpressive amount. I'm not doubting.

[00:46:30]>> IMPRESS US. PUT PUT WHATEVER AMOUNT you want.

[00:46:32]>> Oh [ __ ] It's on you now.

[00:46:34]>> Yeah. Isn't that tradition to do the final dab? You got to add a little >> That's true.

[00:46:38]>> Yo, Sean Evans, bro, put me on, man.

[00:46:40]Come on.

[00:46:42]>> Oh [ __ ] >> OH MY GOD.

[00:46:45]>> OH MY GOD. That's >> nobody go in the bathrooms later, that's for sure.

[00:46:51]>> All right.

[00:46:52]>> Where do you see us in 5 years?

[00:46:57]Okay.

[00:46:59]>> No. Hold on. Let's get the ice cream. Do we have ice cream or something?

[00:47:04]>> Oh my god.

[00:47:05]>> Yeah.

[00:47:07]It hasn't hit yet. I don't know. 5 years from now, I feel like it would be >> Oh, it's coming.

[00:47:13]>> 5 years from now, I don't know if I want to be married. I'll be 26. You'll be 28.

[00:47:18]That's actually not a bad time to be.

[00:47:20]Yeah. Wow. That's so crazy to think that I'd like lowkey be down to be married in 5 years from now.

[00:47:26]I don't know. We'll have to see where things are at and where we are in our professional careers.

[00:47:34]>> There it is.

[00:47:35]>> Uh-oh. Yep. There's the tears. I don't know where you'd be mentally at, but if things are going the right way, maybe we have our own place.

[00:47:42]>> Damn, bro. Like that.

[00:47:45]>> OH GOD. WATCH THE EYES. YEAH, I KNOW.

[00:47:48]I'VE SEEN THE [ __ ] SHOW, BRO.

[00:47:51]>> I'm trying to imagine my future here.

[00:47:53]Um, >> how many kids?

[00:47:55]>> Oh, I don't know. I I that's that's a big decision for you, like how many kids you want. Like on my brand, I always thought it'd be so cool to >> I think it'd be nice to have like if I could pick >> twin older brothers with a younger daughter would be so unique.

[00:48:10]>> Oh, that's so cute.

[00:48:10]>> But I don't know if that, you know, if you could really lock that in for me somehow some way. Like make sure we get twin boys.

[00:48:16]>> How often are you guys having sex weekly?

[00:48:17]>> I'm taking a bit.

[00:48:18]>> I don't know, dude. Like it it depends.

[00:48:20]is like sometimes you're [ __ ] tired and there's just no time for that [ __ ] You just want to like spend time with each other, >> okay?

[00:48:25]>> But like, God, he's already >> got you got to keep the relationship.

[00:48:31]>> You got to keep the relationship alive.

[00:48:34]Hopefully hopefully we're piping like >> his tongue swelling.

[00:48:38]>> You got to keep the relationship alive.

[00:48:40]>> Like three times a week. I thought he was about to say a day.

[00:48:43]>> That's a lot.

[00:48:44]>> Is it a lot? I don't know, dude. I don't be [ __ ] man. I get no bucks. [ __ ] >> You want ice cream? The [ __ ] I look like?

[00:48:51]>> Oh [ __ ] >> [ __ ] that look like real.

[00:48:53]>> OH GOD.

[00:48:55]>> NO, I DON'T WANT TO. I don't want Dude, Loki, give me more, bro. I'm good. No, >> I'm straight.

[00:49:00]>> I I can stop.

[00:49:01]>> I don't have anything to prove.

[00:49:02]>> That's insane. What is he putting it on?

[00:49:06]>> Oh my god.

[00:49:07]>> THAT'S TOO MUCH. THAT'S TOO MUCH.

[00:49:09]>> GOT TO HURRY UP. DAMN.

[00:49:13]>> OH, now we going to be cooking, bro.

[00:49:15]>> No.

[00:49:16]>> Holy [ __ ] >> OH.

[00:49:18]>> OH, YEAH.

[00:49:20]OH MY GOD.

[00:49:21]>> I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING like a Latino version of Scarface right now.

[00:49:24]>> Just tell her real quick why you're the perfect guy for her.

[00:49:27]>> Dude, I'm the perfect guy for you cuz I just took an extra dab just to like make a point. I'm down for it. I'm here for >> Can you dab at the same time?

[00:49:33]>> Dab. That's cornball, huh?

[00:49:35]>> I'LL STAND ON IT. I'LL STAND I'LL DAB ON IT, TOO, BRO. AND I'M better than all these guys cuz I guarantee they're too [ __ ] to try that [ __ ] They're They're not running enough.

[00:49:44]>> You got me, [ __ ] I ain't trying that [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] You got me. You got me. What are you going to [ __ ] get a slap on the wrist? You guys are going to be like balling, bro. Oh.

[00:49:51]>> Oh [ __ ] dude. No. Are you okay? Do you want ice cream now?

[00:49:58]>> I'm great.

[00:49:59]>> Okay, hit it, Miranda.

[00:50:00]>> I want you to be willing to walk through fire for me. Your challenge. Put this blindfold on and walk to the sound of my voice.

[00:50:07]>> And the person walking through fire is >> going to be walking through fire.

[00:50:14]>> Yeah.

[00:50:15]>> Put this blindfold on. Take off your shoes and socks.

[00:50:18]>> All right. Toes is coming out.

[00:50:20]>> Damn. He's got those tin man. [ __ ] >> Silver, bro. Is that >> Here we go.

[00:50:27]>> You've got feet for free.

[00:50:29]>> Good feet.

[00:50:29]>> Thank you. I appreciate that.

[00:50:30]>> Along the path, we laid down something that's going to hurt.

[00:50:34]>> [ __ ] >> When was the last time you saw your ex?

[00:50:38]>> Oh, no.

[00:50:40]>> Um. Um. I've never HAD AN EX.

[00:50:43]>> YOU [ __ ] How many people have you slept with?

[00:50:47]What's your body count?

[00:50:48]>> Uh, like six.

[00:50:49]>> Why do you think you're the perfect match for her?

[00:50:52]>> Um, uh, cuz I'm really handsome and I know how to communicate. Uh, I'm very open to anything. I'm I'm a nice [ __ ] Ow. I'm a nice guy. Ah.

[00:51:02]>> What's the worst thing you've ever done to somebody?

[00:51:04]>> Um.

[00:51:06]Um. Uh. Um. I'd probably like probably ghosting. I've ghosted someone before.

[00:51:12]>> I uh >> Are you like hitting dance moves as you're doing this? Uh, it makes it more fun.

[00:51:19]>> [ __ ] >> Yes.

[00:51:21]>> Yes. You made it.

[00:51:23]>> You did it.

[00:51:27]>> You did so good.

[00:51:28]>> Thank you.

[00:51:29]>> You did great.

[00:51:30]>> Actually, you know what?

[00:51:31]>> All right, Joey.

[00:51:34]>> High foot.

[00:51:36]>> Thank you so much.

[00:51:37]>> Wow.

[00:51:39]What a gentleman.

[00:51:41]Hey Joey, your task is going to be to sucken's toe.

[00:51:46]>> Let's get it, [ __ ] >> OH, HE WAS QUICK WITH IT.

[00:51:52]>> I got excited. Yo, >> you got too excited.

[00:51:55]>> No, I was ready.

[00:51:56]>> All right, Miranda, hit it.

[00:51:58]>> Love can be painful, but pain can be love. I'm going to ask you a few tough questions. If I don't like your answer, my friend might have to inflict pain.

[00:52:07]>> This is good for him cuz he's a sub.

[00:52:09]>> Yeah, true.

[00:52:11]We're going to put a blindfold on you and Jaci will slap you every single time Miranda doesn't like your answer.

[00:52:16]>> Let's do it.

[00:52:17]>> All right, Jaci, I want you to slap Wen's hand and I want to give you level one, level two, level three and I want to see how willing you are to get slapped. Ready?

[00:52:26]>> Okay. So, like level one.

[00:52:29]>> That's weird.

[00:52:30]>> That's not bad. All right.

[00:52:31]>> Okay.

[00:52:32]>> Okay, Joey.

[00:52:34]>> That's level two.

[00:52:35]>> Now we're talking.

[00:52:37]>> That's a lot. Let me get level three now.

[00:52:39]>> OH. OH [ __ ] >> It's over. It's over. That was okay.

[00:52:43]>> It's up to you genuinely.

[00:52:45]>> I'll take three.

[00:52:48]>> Oh, Joey.

[00:52:49]>> Oh, Joey.

[00:52:50]>> I got to prove it. I got to prove I got to walk through this.

[00:52:52]>> All right, Joey. Miranda's going to ask you questions. If she doesn't like the answer, Ji's going to slap you.

[00:52:57]>> All right. All right. Can When she slaps me, can I close my eyes? Is that okay?

[00:53:02]>> Yes.

[00:53:02]>> Yeah.

[00:53:03]>> You ready?

[00:53:03]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:53:05]>> Have you seen Saw?

[00:53:06]>> Yes.

[00:53:07]>> Which Saw is the best Saw?

[00:53:10]Uh, everybody says three. I like the first slit, dude.

[00:53:20]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:53:23]>> OH, >> how [ __ ] taste?

[00:53:26]>> I I That was I That was >> Are you okay?

[00:53:29]>> Are you okay?

[00:53:30]>> Taste warm.

[00:53:31]>> That's just I saw his life flash before his eyes. That was crazy.

[00:53:36]>> Joey, are you okay? Yes.

[00:53:39]>> Okay.

[00:53:39]>> I used to do wrestling. All right. I used to fight.

[00:53:42]>> Now, after seeing this, >> would you rather get slapped or the >> I'd rather anything, bro. My stomach's killing.

[00:53:50]>> Okay. Give me your best apology.

[00:53:55]>> Smack it.

[00:53:57]>> Oh, I was actually listen. I was wrong and I'm sorry for my actions. Next time.

[00:54:06]Oh, shoot. Bro, what am I apologizing for? I don't know.

[00:54:11]>> Actually, I really like that apology already. That's okay. I >> I would just be I would just be super genuine. Okay. I'll just be like, "Hey, listen. I'm super sorry. What can I do to fix this? Can I take you out?"

[00:54:22]>> This is literally the perfect apology cuz it's always about what could I do better next time. All right. We will spare you for this moment in time.

[00:54:30]>> There we go. There we go. Really good job. You killed it. You killed that.

[00:54:36]Good job.

[00:54:37]Do you think being jealous is healthy?

[00:54:40]>> Yeah.

[00:54:45]>> Oh [ __ ] >> OH MY GOD.

[00:54:50]>> DAMN.

[00:54:56]>> I'm so sorry.

[00:54:57]>> Let's both give him a hug. Can we hug him together, please? Oh my god.

[00:55:02]>> SLAP HIM. SLAP HIS ASS AGAIN. Slap him.

[00:55:07]>> Please. Did I actually Did I hurt you?

[00:55:09]No, >> I'm okay.

[00:55:10]>> WHAT THE [ __ ] WAS THAT?

[00:55:11]>> WHAT'D he do?

[00:55:12]>> What did he do?

[00:55:13]>> Oh, you'll see him.

[00:55:14]>> Jared, you're being unfair right now.

[00:55:17]>> Don't be a [ __ ] and [ __ ] pull him out.

[00:55:19]>> Ah, my cheek.

[00:55:23]>> See, give it up for JC the slapper.

[00:55:26]Let's get up for Joey. DUDE, >> I just want to say thank you guys for going through that pain. Noah, you're gonna feel that tonight.

[00:55:36]>> Let's go.

[00:55:39]>> Walken, your feet are now on the internet. And that's probably a lot of punishment there.

[00:55:45]>> No one has ever seen my feet.

[00:55:46]>> And Joey, dude, that's got to be the craziest slap I've ever seen.

[00:55:51]>> Will Smith type of slap.

[00:55:52]>> Will Smith.

[00:55:54]>> Keep my wife's name out your >> And you you guys were all willing to do that and I really commend you cuz Miranda really appreciates it. You tell them.

[00:56:03]>> I do. I really appreciate it. I probably couldn't do any of those things. So, you guys were amazing.

[00:56:12]>> But one of you guys overall, I think, is a better match for Miranda and was willing to go through the most pain for her. I think you guys will be able to put up with her [ __ ] I mean, her love ship.

[00:56:25]>> Just drop the [ __ ] >> Her love. So, the guy that we think will spend the rest of their life together with Miranda and spend watching horror movies at 9:00 a.m. until midnight is This episode is brought to you by Booking.com. You know what I'm clocking?

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[00:57:45]So, the guy that we think will spend the rest of their life together with Miranda and spend watching horror movies at 9:00 a.m. until midnight is Joey.

[00:57:57]>> JOEY.

[00:58:05]>> Oh my god.

[00:58:07]>> OKAY.

[00:58:10]ALL RIGHT, DUDE.

[00:58:16]HE'S got moves.

[00:58:17]>> Miranda, how do you feel?

[00:58:19]>> I feel good.

[00:58:20]>> Yeah. What do you think about Joey?

[00:58:21]>> I think he's super sweet.

[00:58:22]>> Where are you guys going out for your first date?

[00:58:24]>> Escape room.

[00:58:25]>> There you go.

[00:58:26]>> Not bad, actually. That that fits with her aesthetic.

[00:58:28]>> There's a prison cell one. That's actually really fun.

[00:58:31]>> That sounds like a lot of fun.

[00:58:32]>> All right, let's give it up for Joey for famous.

[00:58:36]>> Make sure to check out the extended version on our Hero Hero Poppies Plus.

[00:58:40]It's the stuff I cannot leave on YouTube. Go check it out. super funny. I love you guys