The hosts provide a sharp deconstruction of how historical context transforms words into social weapons, moving beyond shock value to explore the mechanics of offense. It is a thoughtful look at the power dynamics that define modern speech taboos.
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Episode 23: The Aracial EpisodeAdded:
WELCOME BACK, YE NEW AND OLD, to ye old altruistic righteousness. The the glorost gloriful army in the Queen's Gambit. If you want comedy with the spiky edge to it, you give me the right place.
>> Yeah.
>> What?
>> What? Okay.
>> All right. You have some information.
We're swashbuckling grenaders and the queen's royal army.
>> What do you have to say to our enemies?
>> Ah, we we will kill you.
>> What? That's like the base. Yes, that's like the base. That's like what the first thing WE DO.
>> WHO'S BETTER THAN ENGLAND?
>> We are.
>> Wait.
>> No, >> we nobody.
>> What?
>> We're part of England. What are you talking about?
>> We're the queen's army.
>> The queen's royal army.
>> Oh, the queen. Now, the queen of England.
>> You thought we were serving a different queen.
>> I did. I thought we were part of a fictional country.
>> Let's try this again.
>> Okay.
>> Who's better than England?
>> Nobody.
>> That's right. And who are e England's equals? None.
>> None.
>> No.
>> Who's better?
>> All right.
>> Oh, sorry. I should read news. The straight of Hormuz is straight. Straight her moves is straight.
>> Straight straight.
>> Straight out her moose is straight.
>> Well guys, we're back is gay.
>> Gay moves gay. Straight up is trans.
>> The trans at home moves is trans. You're a little bit sick today.
>> I'm a little bit sick that >> a little cough drop.
>> The regular viewers of the pod will probably be able to tell it from your voice.
>> They're going to be like, "Oh, he's like sexy and sultry today."
>> You know what I enjoy about this this episode's audience specifically? What >> is we haven't gone viral in like 3 months. So that means this is the real core audience. [laughter] >> This is like this. There's no extraneous people who are like trying it out.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> We don't have any of those trial users anymore. We don't have the people that are going to fall off like after a week.
>> No. You know what's good about that community too? The people that are really for real watching us right now is that they get almost nothing out of it.
There's no community to speak of.
There's no subreddit that they can participate in. There's uh they can comment on the videos, but that's about it. And like they've created and they've definitely created traditions in the comment section.
>> Yeah. Well-known traditions. Well respected traditions.
>> Well respected traditions. Absolutely.
And so >> to those fans I I really thank you for listening. I hope you get something out of it. Even though I know that you don't.
>> They're not fans, dude. They're family.
>> The people that only like our viral video. Those are those are fans, dude.
>> Those are those are fans.
>> Those are fanned out weirdos. Like that dude who called me a whitetoid.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> I like that guy though. Kind of. Ethan should me. He has very good comics.
>> He has He's He's a beautiful illustrator.
>> Oh, wow. We should get him.
>> Yeah.
>> And his drawings are good, too.
>> Yeah. It seems like he has a well balanced life. I don't know why he's saying whito.
>> I was talking to Ethan about this. I don't like whito.
>> Why?
>> It's like maybe I'm just dabbling in my first experience with the slur, but it just feels like >> can't label it a slur that quickly.
>> I can't.
>> No.
>> It's used to smear my people.
>> Yeah. But if it's used once, is it really a slur? You know, >> yeah, >> I'm sure I could say one thing that's never been said before to an Asian woman that would be considered a slur.
>> Say one thing to me right now that could be considered a slur.
>> That's never been said before.
>> That's never been said to Yeah.
>> New slur dropping new slur right now.
>> Yeah.
>> Um Oh, give me one second.
>> You take your time.
>> Uh you [ __ ] ash man.
E.
>> I mean, yeah, it didn't feel like a slur.
>> No, it didn't.
>> I think it might become it could become a slur.
>> Okay.
>> I don't think a slur is a slur day one.
>> Well, I don't think White Toy I don't think I was the first person he called White Toid. He's probably hate crime several white people by now.
>> He was a white guy, by the way.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. Look at his pictures of him on his account were he was a white guy.
>> I really don't I can't see a person of color saying white toy. That's a white word.
>> Do you go up [laughter] to like black people in hood and you say, "Don't call your friend the n-word." And they're like black people calling each other that.
>> Do I do that?
>> Yeah.
>> No.
>> Okay. So, why are you getting mad at calling you a white toy?
>> You would have recorded.
>> I had other business to take care of in the projects. I was enjoying myself in the projects though. I had a good time.
>> Beautiful.
>> All that being said, a white guy called you it. So, it's a term of endearment.
You should take it as one.
>> The whitetoid.
>> Yeah.
>> Whitoid.
>> White.
>> If I called you a blackid, that wouldn't be cool.
>> I mean, I I again, it didn't feel like much.
And and obviously I'm not exactly in your position.
>> Indoid.
>> Yeah.
>> You're chill with it.
>> Yeah.
>> You're like a new type of guy. We haven't gone viral in a month. You got a bucket hat on. [laughter] >> Yeah. We're trying anything at this point.
>> Yeah.
>> We should hang up.
>> Sick bucket hat. I don't care about slurs anymore. [laughter] >> Yeah. This is >> This is a whole new podcast. It's about to get really like peaceful. We're going to talk about wellness cuz like we don't care about slurs. We don't care. Isn't that the vibe? Sorry.
Kill me with a gun.
>> This is the Can we finally do the a-racial podcast?
>> I'm not going to do the A-RA podcast.
Talking about race is like it's it's gone. It's done. It's that's so yesterday.
>> Oh, February 2026.
>> So, February [laughter] 2026. Okay. What do you guys want to talk about then? Cuz that's like I mean that's what >> I saw Psychic yesterday.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> While you were sick.
>> Okay. So, I actually ended up uh going to do Asian AF. Anyway, >> okay.
>> Okay.
>> First of all, I can't handle being sick.
I re like this has really been pissing me off a lot.
>> Yeah.
>> I've had to m miss like three things and that feels like a lot >> to me and I was like, "Yeah, I can't do this anymore."
>> Yeah.
>> So, I left my house at like 6 p.m.
yesterday.
Yeah. That's insane. Bro had to be in his room for two days and he's like, "This is impossible."
>> Like, and I I I mean, I get it. Being sick sucks, but it's like >> Yeah. I'm not. No, I don't mean to diminish your >> No, do it. Do it.
>> No, no, I don't want to.
>> No, do it. Come on. This is like fertile ground for content that's not about race. So, like >> being sick. Yeah, >> that's fair.
>> Now, imagine a big group of Asian people all sick.
>> It's just It's just funny when someone >> [ __ ] [laughter] >> See that? See that, guys?
>> That's straight podcast.
>> That's really good, [laughter] dude.
>> It's just funny when whenever someone's like, "Oh my god, I just like God, I [ __ ] hate being sick." I'm like, "Yeah, that's like everyone does."
>> Totally. Totally.
>> Well, okay. Now I feel like that that doesn't >> No, no. I agree. I agree. I hearing myself talk, I'm like, "You're an idiot.
[ __ ] off."
>> He didn't even react that badly to it.
>> No, but No, but No, but the negative selft talk, I don't I not taking that. I I'm sorry. I don't do that. I'm not taking it. That's ridiculous.
>> No, I'm not going to let you sit here.
>> He agreed with you. You said that with your negative talk >> and that was that makes it negative because you're such a [ __ ] [ __ ] >> I don't look at someone with cancer like I hate having cancer like yeah cancer sucks obviously >> he doesn't have cancer sick and it sucks and that's completely fair. I think it sucks when I'm sick.
>> Oh my god you guys rude of me. That was rude. It was it was unbelievable what I said to you.
>> How do you want me to not talk about race when he's acting like this? What you want me to do?
>> Okay.
>> Black guys are >> Okay. So, I guess we're allowing like a meta [laughter] we're allowing meta conversation about talking about race, but we're not going to talk about race.
>> Sure. Okay.
>> That's the line.
>> That's the line. We can't talk about race directly, but we can talk about talking about race.
>> Okay.
>> Well, if I want to talk about race >> because you just said that and that's why I'm like trying to allow that.
>> Yeah, but what I'm not going to allow for is that negative selft talk.
>> And I [ __ ] agree.
>> That's ridiculous. That's insane.
It is.
>> I mean, I guess it's uh it must be normal. I don't know.
>> Being sick.
>> No, like >> what's going on?
>> Are you [laughter] good?
>> I don't know cuz No, cuz I saw I did Asian AF.
>> I'll get into the psychic thing later.
Okay.
>> But afterwards, I was going home and Akmal and Kurt were meeting up with Carly and Emma. So, I stopped by for like 10 minutes and Emma was like non like crying, laughing at me.
>> Why?
>> Cuz she was like, "Why are you here?
You're [laughter] dying. You're literally dying. Why are you here?
>> And I didn't think it was that crazy until she did that.
>> Yeah, you're probably like on the verge of passing out.
>> I guess. I don't think so. I was fine. I feel fine mentally. It's just this, >> right? Most sicknesses, I think, don't affect your brain.
>> That's not true.
>> Yeah, it is.
>> You get like brain fog and and you feel like mentally exhausted and physically exhausted like my body and and feels fine.
Akos is right. So, what we're not going to do is spread medical disinformation on this podcast.
>> This is true, guys. Anytime you're sick, you have brain fog.
>> That is true.
>> And you're mentally disabled >> and visual. You you you um uh you can say the R word when you're sick.
[laughter] >> That's true. Actually, a lot of people don't know that.
>> A lot of people a lot of people >> if you have a cold that during that time frame, you're allowed to say the R word.
>> That's true. And the worse the sickness is, the better the slur you can say. the better. [laughter] >> If it's terminal, you can drop the N word. I mean, who's going to stop you?
>> That's a great point, actually.
>> Yeah. Like, I mean, >> terminal cancer, what they're what are you going to do? [laughter] >> I had terminal cancer right now. I die in two months. I say the N word, what are you going to do?
>> What am I going to do if you say it and you don't have cancer? What am I going to do?
>> That's true. You're powerless against us. I'm [laughter] >> There's so many more of us.
>> I say the n word and I'm totally healthy. You'd just be like, >> "That's [ __ ] up."
>> Post on Instagram, career's canceled.
>> Yeah. My community is canceled.
>> You think if you say the N word, I'm going to post on my Instagram.
>> I'll shed the N word. White text on black screen.
>> You'd probably start telling people.
>> Yeah, maybe.
>> It would come up in conversation.
>> It might come up, but I wouldn't even >> I mean, not not >> I was recording the pod with Akash and he called me the N word.
>> That wouldn't get out of this room, honestly. It would just get cut from the pod. I wouldn't tell any I wouldn't tell on you if you said the N word.
>> I would I would if you did.
>> Well, >> are you [ __ ] serious? Wait, what?
[laughter] >> On the pod.
>> If you just fully dropped the nword on the pod, you think I wouldn't tell people?
>> Yeah, I do. I did think that until a second ago.
>> That's crazy.
>> How? Well, now I know how vulnerable I can be. Exactly. I know the exact line of my vulnerability.
>> Yeah, I was surprised you didn't already know that.
>> No, I just I I'm not going to say the n word, and I don't want to. I want to be clear about that.
>> You do want to you better slur. You want >> No, I don't want to say the n word. I want to be able to say the n word.
>> We can't. Also, we have to stop talking about the n word because I think that's race. I Why are we doing this to ourselves? [laughter] We can't talk about Rays for a full podcast.
>> Oh, dude. This is going to be the least viewed episode of the pod cuz we haven't gone viral in three months.
>> Well, we're trying to though.
>> So, that means we should try something new. This is the time to fail.
>> No, no, it's the time where we need to succeed more than before.
>> No, it's the that's when you experiment.
That's when you take risks.
>> And I and I have to side with Akos a little bit, but we are triing some reals right now. When a when a when a really big artist when a really big artist plateaus, you think that's the time they play it safe and go to go to what they already did or is that the time to find a new avenue and a new angle?
>> No. I think every time an artist tries a new thing when they're like already falling off, they just fall off harder.
>> I fully disagree.
>> Name one.
I can name a couple that did it and fell off worse.
>> Uh who?
>> Chance the Rapper.
>> What did he try? you >> he was doing like trap beats and [ __ ] instead of his acid rap. It's his worst album.
>> Who else? Who else? Who else than that?
>> YBN Namir.
>> Okay. I don't know him as well.
>> Yeah, exactly. He tried something new.
He tried to sing. Fell off harder.
Who else? Who else do we got? Robert Patson. He He's doing pretty good.
>> Well, he didn't fall off. When did he fall off?
>> No, Twilight.
>> After Twilight, he certainly plateaued in terms of like fame and like people talking about >> Definitely disappeared. Not just Plateau.
>> He was in stuff. He was in that 911 movie.
>> Who saw that 911 movie?
>> Water for Elephants also.
>> I remember that. He was in Water for Elephants.
>> Was he?
>> Yeah, I think so.
>> I don't think maybe. Okay, >> let me look it up.
>> What about Daniel Radcliffe? Also >> Daniel Radcliffe never fell off. He did that movie where he was the corpse.
>> That happened years after Harry Potter.
>> Yeah. Good Luck Charlie.
>> Also, you're picking what's Good Luck Charlie?
>> Is that what the movie's called?
Yeah, he's in Water for Elephants.
>> Oh, the corpse movie.
>> Yeah, >> that's Swiss Army Man.
>> Swiss Army Man.
>> But that's also like very like small indie feature.
>> Yeah. And then those guys go on to direct what everyone commonly loss is the greatest film of all time.
Everything All >> Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. He took a risk with a with a in a new avenue. He took an artistic risk >> after making millions.
>> Yeah. We made our millions.
>> No, we didn't. No, we didn't. We got our millions of views. We're done.
>> If you if you don't want to be done equals $1, it's the same.
>> It doesn't though.
>> But [laughter] what if? Right.
>> But what if No, it just doesn't work.
>> Let's live in the world that Akos and I are ideating right now.
>> Okay, you guys don't have to bring up race ever. I'm going to do my thing.
>> How about that?
>> If you bring up race, I I'm I'm I I'm gonna get uncomfortable. I'm not gonna feel safe. [laughter] >> I'm gonna feel under attack. Well, I just found out you guys would snitch if I said a just literally what's known as a word. I didn't say I would snitch.
>> What?
>> I didn't say I would snitch.
>> Okay. You would keep it here.
>> If you said it and believed in it for whatever artistic thing you were doing, [laughter] I'd be like, "All right, you believe in that."
>> Period. All right.
>> What if what I believe in is getting really mad and saying it once.
>> Getting really mad at a black person saying it once. [laughter] >> I think this has artistic value. Hey, >> I stand by that. I stand by what I just did [laughter] 100%.
It's art. Um, well, no. I mean, if you if that's if that's your truth, then that's your truth, then I'd be like, "All right, speak it. Speak on it."
>> No, I don't I don't think I'll ever say the N word.
>> Um, well, >> unless Spike Lee gave me a roll or I that where it's not in the script, >> I'd get so excited I'd just say it.
>> I wrote a sketch that never >> on camera or off.
>> Whatever Spike wanted.
>> I wrote a sketch that like never worked about like um Oh. Uh, are you okay?
>> Yeah. Oh, good.
>> We bumped arms. audio listeners, Oscar and I bumped arms and are you okay?
Good. Um, I wrote a sketch that never worked about um this um like a white woman who's dating a black guy who and they're both at her white her father's deathbed. Um and he's dying. He's like, >> "Oh, yeah, I know this.
>> Can I please just say the N word one time?"
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> And he's like, "Uh, I don't know. I don't know if I can give you permission." And then she and then whatever. And then the Yeah, >> we did that sketch one time. We did it >> and it bombed.
>> It bombed bad.
>> I don't know why >> we didn't we didn't say he didn't end up saying it. The blackout what came right before he would have said it in the world, but like that just doesn't work.
>> Yeah.
>> You're building up all this tension.
He's asking, "Can I say one thing?" He kind It kind of has to like >> you have to contend with saying >> I think we talked about it and I told you that it needs to go a like it needs to continue after the nword is said.
>> That's what I said the same thing. I think him saying the nword should feel like one small part of the sketch. Yeah.
And it's like before reaction to him asking he says it and then >> everyone dealing with like then like I think the fallout [laughter] >> I think the black guy would be like see it's fine we're all still here and then all the white families like that's not good whatever.
>> Yeah.
>> Feeling bad apologizing. He's like no whatever man.
>> Yeah I like that one. I always liked that one.
>> Yeah. I mean that's just less of a sketch and more of like a short little play almost.
>> It could be a full full play. It could be a musical. [laughter] [snorts] >> Can I say the N word?
>> Can he say the word? [laughter] >> Sir, my one last wish. Can I say the N word? [laughter] >> I don't know. Or I die.
>> I don't know.
>> Father, you mustn't say it.
>> Well, wait. Who are you to say whether or not he can say it?
Well, I think it's obvious he shouldn't say it.
>> It's a song through musical. There's no scenes. It's [laughter] song to song.
>> It's like lame is >> um at this point the fight is taking too long. Maybe I should just say it to break the tension.
>> Dad, no. Dad, yes. Can I call you that?
You [laughter] may call me that only if I can [laughter] say it.
He shouldn't.
>> He shouldn't.
>> What if he does?
>> What if he does?
>> What if I do? [laughter] >> What if he does?
>> What if he does?
>> What if he does? What if he does? Does does >> What if he does? Does does all crescendos. Everyone singing at once, different harmonies, whatever. It all reaches a crescendo. He stands up. He sings it. He belts it for about 30 seconds right here. breath control.
Yeah. Beautiful.
>> It's like defying gravity. The last >> Yeah, the battlecry. [laughter] >> Like the instrumentals are going crazy.
He Oh, he And he should fly. He should He should start rising [laughter] as he and everyone's looking up at him like >> I think saying the n word gave me powers >> and then >> or is that like an theatrical?
>> No, the second act he has powers.
>> Oh, that was the first act.
>> Well, I thought it [laughter] was like I thought it was like a metaphor.
>> Oh, no. No.
>> Like it was like right before death.
rising to heaven and right before he goes.
>> That's actually more.
>> It's one [laughter] long sensor >> beep.
Oh my god, he said it.
>> So, >> oh my god, he said it.
>> Oh my god, he said. No, no. Oh my god, he said. Oh my god, he said Oh my god, I said it. [laughter] >> Beautiful.
>> Was it really worth it? Did anything change?
No, we're all still here. [laughter] Except for dad.
>> Oh. Oh, that. Oh, heartbreaking. And then she has an her 11:00 number where she sings about just missing her dad.
>> Oh, you think that the nword's getting beeped, but it's actually him flatlining.
>> OH.
>> Oh [laughter] my god.
>> That's beautiful.
>> That's beautiful, >> dude. That actually gave me chills.
>> You're good, dude. I think you're just really sick, though, [laughter] >> dude. Like, no, I'm shivering.
>> Yeah.
>> No, I'm fully freezing.
>> No, I think you're quite sick.
>> Oh, your nose is bleeding.
>> Oh my god, that's It like broke my brain. That's [laughter] crazy.
>> No, I think you're like having like a minor seizure.
>> No, I'm just getting chills.
>> Okay. [laughter] Yeah. Well, that whole non-racial thing lasted about 2 minutes. That whole bit was about saying the N word as a white guy.
>> And that was the first funny thing we [laughter] Wait, I want to hear more about the um So, you said you saw Emma. She was saying like laughing because you were so sick.
>> Oh, yeah. And then Yeah, I I went to see Angie for a little bit.
>> Yeah, I was just spreading my sickness everywhere.
>> Yeah, you got laughed at for being too sick to be out and then you're like, I got to hit a second location. [laughter] >> Maybe they'll [ __ ] with me more.
>> Angie leaves on a trip so and I've just been sick for like 4 days. So, >> oh, and you love love love her.
>> Aashie sitting in.
>> No.
>> F U C K I N.
>> I hate doing it in public.
>> [ __ ] in public.
>> I would never.
>> Well, you don't have to [ __ ] it in public.
>> You said [ __ ] [ __ ] sitting in the tree and [ __ ] >> Yeah, but it doesn't mean that that anyone else is around. It's not like >> It's not like a one It's not like a the one tree in a public square. Wait, you think I live in a beautiful New York City apartment with a tree in the backyard?
>> I don't know. You have a backyard?
>> Yeah, but no tree.
>> Well, you have the little bamboo trees.
>> You can't sit in a bamboo tree. What are you talking about?
>> Well, maybe you can't sit in a bamboo tree.
>> You can't sit in [laughter] no bamboo tree.
>> What you thinking, white boy?
>> White toy.
>> White toy. [laughter] White toy thinks you can sit in a bamboo tree.
Your whiteness is showing. Bye.
>> Bye. [laughter] >> But yeah, then uh Andrew's roommate was like, "Uh, >> God, men are such babies >> about being sick."
>> Oh [ __ ] Yeah, I suppose.
>> Were you like being a baby about it or did you say anything?
>> No, I didn't say anything. But I think the fact that I couldn't just handle being sick and staying home, I guess.
>> Oh, I I think you'd be more of a baby if you stayed home. Babies stay home all the time. Babies never go to parties.
[laughter] >> Have you seen Has one baby ever performed on [laughter] Asian AF?
>> Well, because you'd have to find a baby and that looked Asian as [ __ ] [laughter] >> It's true.
>> Most babies only look Asian.
>> Yeah, we're not Asian.
>> You don't look Asian as [ __ ] >> You see the [laughter] baby and the first thing you think, oh, what a cute baby. Second, you think, oh, Asian.
>> Yeah, I went to this Asian as [ __ ] show over the weekend. Didn't like >> [laughter] >> Was the Asian AF show good despite your sickness?
>> No.
>> Oh, it wasn't good.
>> Yeah, we someone I don't know who booked a a psychic to like inspire our >> impro. Was it the redhaired lady? No, the old lady.
>> As Asian person.
>> Oh, okay. That's fine.
>> You thought we would just get a white white lady for Asian A.
>> Well, no. I thought it was the psychic that does all the Vince and Lauren shows. I think I'm actually doing a show with her tomorrow.
>> That's fun.
>> I think. Yeah. 18th. Yeah.
>> I mean, she's like like for me, psych psychics in general, I'm like, me. Uh, she's like fun, though, >> cuz she's like bad at it.
>> No, but she just takes swings.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> I respect that way more. Like this psychic was just like, um, can I get someone from the audience?
And this like 26-year-old girl comes up and the psychic goes, this summer is like you and the girlies. you and the girlies [laughter] and you guys are going out and you got you're reconnecting with the girlies and yourself.
Is that accurate? [laughter] And was like, "Uh, yeah, I guess summer probably going to go out."
>> The like gay fashionista psyche. You're going to put on a BGA top this summer that is just going to surf. Like you're going to be eating down.
>> You're going to eat down mama.
>> What's that? What is that accent?
>> Down mama.
>> Down mama.
>> Down mama. Like I just >> like a gay like like a gay guy in Black Panther.
>> Eat down mama.
>> EAT DOWN MAMA.
>> Gay [laughter] eat.
>> Yeah, I probably can't do that, but it's joke.
>> Well, you know, >> but yeah. And oh. Oh. Oh, my favorite part was the girl was the audience person was like Indian and it's like it goes um sorry um the summer and your vibe I'm seeing like camels. Can I say [laughter] that?
>> Can I say that?
>> I'm seeing camels. We're like Jesus.
Okay. [laughter] Um, at some point she's like, "And like this summer is really good because life has been really hard and and you're coming out of a really tough time. That was that was really unfair for you and and and and it sucked, but now now you're coming through that. You're coming out of that and and and the summer is going to be positive again." I was like, "Yeah."
>> Yeah. Great. Yeah. I think everybody at any point in their lives could describe their life as that.
>> Yeah. They pull the next person on and they're like, "Stage four lymphoma.
[laughter] You have stage four lymphoma.
You have about six months."
>> Hey, 26-year-old doesn't seem so wrong now, huh?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, no. My favorite was was they went, "Um, h summer. I'm seeing is do you have a summer birthday?" And the girl goes, "No." And they're like, "Oh, >> wait. What? Um, do you have like a what month? And the person goes February.
It's like, um, I'm still seeing cake.
You're going to have I I guess I got confused cuz you're going to have a party with cake in the summer. I thought it was birthday cake, but I guess I I got that mistaken.
>> Just regular cake.
>> Just regular cake.
>> Maybe anniversary cake or some other celebration.
>> Yeah. It just feels like it's not your birthday in the summer, but you're going to have like a birthday style party in the summer. I was like, this is >> that's some [ __ ] Yeah. Just accept the miss.
>> Did you watching the recovery after the miss is crazy.
>> Wait, do you have a summer birthday? Uh, no I don't. [ __ ] >> Damn. I don't know. I guess I [ __ ] up.
I'm That's my bad. Y'all, >> you're impossible to read off stage.
>> Get off my stage right now. Shoo. Shoo.
>> Summer birthday. No. Summer birthday.
No. Summer. Yes. Great.
>> You're a black guy. Your family is Jamaican.
>> Well, it's interesting. I see a lot of blackness.
There's black.
>> You sure there's no Jamaican in your ancestry? I'm >> fairly certain. Can you go back to your seat, please?
>> Northern [laughter] back to your seat, please. Yeah, right over there.
>> Yeah. Sorry. Do we have any Jamaican descended people in here?
>> Why do you want specifically?
>> I because I'm seeing something for someone from Jamaica in my head right now.
>> So, so you're you have something in your head and you just want to find someone who it applies to versus reading someone. You're a [ __ ] artist.
>> No Jamaican descendants at this comedy show at UCB.
No Jamaican. Huh? No Jamaican people at this Asian comedy show at UCB [laughter] >> Saturday night.
>> Yeah. Where where are the Jamaicans at?
The hell.
>> If I pull someone up on stage, you have a relationship with someone who's Asian.
I can tell cuz people are there watching people on stage. [laughter] >> That's really good.
>> I can sort of assume that.
>> Yeah. Who else was on the show with you?
Uh, me, Akmal, Kurt, Ryan, Shan Chang, Alex Chong, Alex Yang, Rhysa Harms, Angel Yao.
Yeah, that's everyone.
>> Angel Yao.
>> Oh, you know what happened? Uh, uh, my my a buddy of mine, Nick, he he's Indian and, uh, he was running a like Asian kind of comedy show separately.
>> Mh. Um, and all the comics on his show were running late. So, he was like, "Can you come do this?" And I was like, "I I'm kind of sick." And like, "I don't even know if I'm going to do Asian AF, so I don't know." And I said, "No." And Sahib Singh was on that guy's lineup. I got to UCB. Sahib Singh walks in and I was like, "Oh, I think he's at the wrong he's at the wrong theater for the wrong show." [laughter] And he's just chilling and he's talking to people and I was like, "I think I have to break this to him." So I went, "Yo, uh, I'm Akash." And he was like, "Yo, I've seen your shit." I was like, >> "Hey, fire.
>> Hey, that's fire.
>> That's good."
>> And then I had to little bro him and I was like, "Bro, you're at the wrong theater for the wrong show." And he's like, "Are you [ __ ] serious?" I was like, "Yeah."
>> Damn.
>> Yeah. Well, oh, you've seen my [ __ ] That's fire. Whatever. Um, you're at the wrong show, little bro.
>> You ain't supposed to be here.
>> No, I I know you've seen my [ __ ] I'm just letting you know you're at the wrong show. [laughter] >> There's no way you'd be on the show.
[snorts] >> He's like, "Can I just do this show?" I was like, "Nah."
>> Mm- >> go ask our booking agent first.
>> Yeah. Seriously, little bro. There's like there's like a bunch of people have to go through before >> deciding whether or not I can be on the show.
>> For real though, he did ask if he could just do the her show and I was like, I'm not in charge of that and I would love to put you on, but >> yeah, >> I'm scared.
>> So, he [snorts] went to the other one.
>> Yeah.
>> Damn. It's interesting how when he asks, you say you'd love to put him on your Asian AF show, but when I have asked several times over the past couple years, it's always a firm no.
>> That's literally not true. I think we have it on tape on podcast you asking me and be like, "Yo, I'd love to put you on. Let me ask the people who are in charge of that."
>> Okay. And what happened there?
>> They said no.
>> Who Who is they? Angel Yao.
>> I'm not dropping names.
>> Okay. Well, you're already dead, so it's one of them. Kurt would never say no to me. Okamal.
Kind of a shady figure, but I think that would also be a yes. So, it must be Angel Yao. [laughter] >> There's like six other names on that list.
>> I forgot all, right?
>> I know.
>> Well, when you think about it, we're all the descendants of black people, so I should be allowed to do it.
>> That is true.
>> So, can you can you check in with them?
If you checked in about Oscar, you can check in with >> Yeah, but isn't it kind of like a square rectangle thing?
>> What do you mean? That means all Asians are black, but not all black people are Asian.
>> That would be >> actually by this logic, all people are black. So, we should all be able to >> to what?
>> Say the n-word.
>> No, play basketball.
>> No, [laughter] >> not all black people can play basketball.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> All of them are allowed to.
>> All of them are allowed to, but that wasn't always the case.
>> Yeah, that's true. [laughter] It's one way to frame that that 400y year period of history.
>> There were 400 years in America where black people could not play basketball.
There's been a few there's been two centuries since where they can. They've been some of the best.
>> Last less than two centuries.
>> Well, no one could play basketball until it was invented. But they were allowed to.
>> No one could play basketball until it was invented. Is that what you said?
>> That's not true.
>> You could be playing basketball but calling it something else.
>> Yeah. Well, no, but then it's still you're playing basketball.
>> Yeah, but putting a ball in a hoop is always a thing that's existed maybe with different rules, but >> where where do you where are you getting this?
>> Rome.
>> No, there's [laughter] no basketball in Rome.
>> Before Rome, [clears throat] >> Greece, >> there's no there's no Mesopotamia.
>> You know, it's interesting you guys bring up Greece. I was learning about Heroditus, the father of history. But to some, the father of lies. That was my focus this week. The histories by >> Why do the people call him the father of lies?
>> Because history is all lies. Well, he he was >> because it's not history, it's history.
>> What?
>> Cuz men lie. So, >> and women don't. Women don't lie.
>> Except the one time.
>> The Herodotus is the histories. He was the first guy to record history.
>> Elizabeth Holmes.
>> What?
>> The only known case of a woman lying.
>> Whoa. And too, >> but that's it. It's those two and the woman who killed her child. Casey Anthony.
>> Okay. Three. There's only three.
All the girls that have come out against you in the last couple years.
>> No, we brings the total to about 21.
>> Those are all truths.
>> Oh, you shouldn't say that on the pod.
>> Cut that.
>> Cut it.
>> Yeah, cut the stuff where Akos says the allegations about him are true.
>> Okay.
>> Can you note the time stamp?
>> Sure, I'll note the time stamp.
>> Noting the time stamp and just leaving it in. [laughter] >> I'm going to drop that as a separate clip. Woo.
>> Ethan and I had a had a beautiful Mexican lunch together before this.
>> And by that I don't mean we ate Mexican food, but we had a Mexican lunch.
>> We lunched Mexican.
>> We lunch We lunched Mexicanly.
>> Yeah.
>> A very beautiful Mexican lunch. No, I'm kidding. We had Mexican food. I was still a half black, half white guy who grew up in the Chicago suburbs. He was still a white guy.
>> I spilled some water on myself. Dude, you should have never mind.
>> On camera.
>> Don't bring it up.
>> On camera.
>> On camera. Zoom in.
>> Zoom in. Enhance Jarvis.
>> Um, >> this is feeling like a Patreon so far.
>> Don't No, it's not. I think it's going well. Why do they call him the godfather of lies?
>> Cuz he he invented history, like recording history and writing it down.
But he also said that like, you know, the Persians had flying lizards and stuff. Did they?
>> Well, you know, he was traveling. He was the first guy to do history and he'd ask all these people and there were like massive language barriers and like also they might have been [ __ ] with him or he could have they could have had like dinosaur bones that he misidentified as like a dragon or whatever.
>> Very interesting. Yeah. I mean, in the pursuit of truth, you will you're bound to >> Let's see where this goes. Yep. The nice.
>> Aren't there literal flying lizards, though? That's like not an impossibility.
There are flying lizards >> at least gliding at the very least.
>> Well then, so now you ask a really minimum minimum there's gliding lizards.
I can >> So you ask a really interesting question. Akos is gliding the same thing as flying.
>> There are gliding there are gliding lizards.
>> Yeah, I know. I know that.
>> Draco lizards.
>> Yeah, this is a photo of one.
>> This is really nice. That's a beautiful picture. What beautiful animals.
>> You know what I saw on the way here?
>> What?
>> A butterfly gasping for air on the edge of its life. It was a very sad thing.
Jesus.
>> Did you put it out of its misery?
>> No, I kept walking.
>> Good.
>> Maybe I should have.
>> Don't know.
>> Maybe there was an ethical sort of duty I had.
>> Like if you saw a bat, you might think it was a flying lizard.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's also true, but he he also says that there are giants and stuff like that.
So he was, you know, fabricating some stuff. He also made up a bunch of like dialogue and stuff because there wasn't like history yet. It wasn't like a science. So like he was writing like an account, you know, with his eyes, >> right?
>> That's Heroditus for you.
>> That's beautiful.
>> Also learning about Henry V, the rightful king of England and France.
>> What else?
>> Well, I thought you were going to say anything about him. Well, he went into France and he won at the Battle of Azenor using his Welsh archers.
>> What year?
>> They were greatly outnumbered. What year? You know, before now. Like it wasn't >> Wow. Holy [ __ ] >> Not recently.
>> That happened before now.
>> Yeah. It was like >> I thought I thought you were saying that was going to happen.
>> 1400s. Maybe early 1400s.
>> Very interesting. Yeah. I don't know a lot about >> Got an arrow through the face as a boy >> and he lived.
>> Yes.
>> Must have gone sideways.
>> What? Must have gone sideways like this way.
>> No, it went right here.
>> Oh, and then isn't that they used honey, right? To like >> they used honey in a new device to heal it into out.
>> Mhm. Middle out.
>> But that's where he learned the power of archers, which would come in handy only a few decades later.
>> He didn't.
>> Or he was staring at a guy with a bow arrow be like, "That guy can't do anything." [laughter] >> He got shot in the face.
>> Well, um I'm eating crow.
>> More should I say I'm eating arrow. I'm >> That's really good.
>> I'm kidding. My name's Henry.
>> My name's Henry. What's your name?
>> Beautiful.
>> Should we just rip the game changers from the show?
>> I bet.
Um, >> you really shouldn't.
>> Why >> don't we want to clip those?
>> Yeah.
>> So then, >> okay. Um, let me do one that wasn't the show. Um, Akash, you are a you are um, you're a shoe salesman and never mind.
>> Hi, sir. Would you like to buy some shoes?
>> Yes.
>> I'm in I'm a nine and a half.
>> Okay. Well, would you like to get that measured just to be sure?
>> No, I know my feet. Nine and a half.
Well, uh, our our store sometimes the sizing doesn't always match up with other stores.
>> Okay, sure. Let's let's give it a shot.
>> Push it all the way.
>> Well, you you want to leave a little bit of space in the toe.
>> I like my shoes tight.
>> Oh, it's it's just not good for your feet.
>> Okay, honey. You're being condescending to the This is his job. I just wanted >> people don't walk to the bank and tell you how to be a banker.
>> Okay, leave a little bit.
>> I was almost a podiatrist.
>> Okay.
>> Why'd you stop?
>> Uh I realized [clears throat] that the pursuit of medicine had poisoned my relationships as well as my view of the world.
>> What?
>> It was distorted.
>> What was what?
>> I I thought thought of myself as a as kind of a god.
I thought of myself as a higher being spiritually like a deity >> and that went away once you stopped pursuing healthcare.
>> Well, well, I I had to have a sort of a reckoning with myself.
>> Where are you from?
>> Uh England.
>> Oh, okay. [laughter] >> It's not coming through. I'm a bit I'm a bit sick. I'm a bit stuffed up.
>> It is. Sorry. My husband hasn't traveled as much as I have.
>> What's that supposed to say?
>> Oh, that's Well, that sounded >> You went to Italy once.
>> Well, it's just I mean it was We backpacked through Europe for a month.
You backpacked through Italy.
>> We landed in Liverpool.
>> So, >> uh, it seems like we should get you a size 10.
>> That's because you didn't push it all the way down to my foot.
>> Honey, this is his job.
>> I'm telling you.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up.
>> Don't say that to me.
>> Don't Don't talk to your wife.
>> You shut the [ __ ] up, too.
>> Cobbler. He is not a cobbler. He's a shoe salesman.
>> Oh, they thought cobbler was a slur for shoe salesman.
>> No, cobbler is is someone who puts together shoes.
>> I'm so sorry about him. [laughter] The fact that he meant it as a slur is is rude enough.
>> I will take my size 10 shoes then.
>> Great. Uh do do you know which model you want to pick out?
>> That one.
>> This one?
>> Yes, that one >> with the green.
>> Yes, with the green stripes.
>> Yes.
>> We actually only have that nine and a half.
>> What are we doing, >> guys? What? Something has to happen here.
>> What do you mean?
>> Like people are going to listen to this.
[laughter] We're doing like >> there's no there's nothing.
>> My husband's schizophrenic [laughter] people are always >> No, I'm not your husband. I'm your podcast co-host.
>> It's called altruistic righteousness.
>> He's having an episode. [laughter] >> Shut the [ __ ] up.
>> Honey, did you not take your meds?
>> Your meds. You're ruining this family by not taking your meds. I thought you said you were back on them.
>> Should I call 911?
>> No, it's fine.
>> You know what? Call 911. Get [ __ ] You know what you should do? Go on that phone. Call up [ __ ] Ivy Woke. Get her to come on this [ __ ] podcast. We need something. Black guy. Black guy. Come on. What are we doing? Indian guy. White guy. Everyone poke fun of the white guy.
Something like that.
>> Have you got through?
>> I'm quite I'm quite confused.
>> Yeah. Well, me too.
>> I'm sorry. It's It's his It's his delusions and and I care about him and I love you, honey, but but I need you to >> Dude, you are Ethan St. Germaine and you are Akashos Verpanu.
>> Yes, of course. That's my name. But >> it [laughter] says Mr. Veranu on his name tag.
>> If you want if you want the gray ones, we could get you the gray ones in a size 10.
>> I'll take the gray ones.
>> Okay, great.
>> I'll be honest. I thought you were going to throw a fit about >> I want the gray what you wanted.
>> I'm not going to throw the size that you wanted, but >> just give us a point.
>> I'm actually really thrilled that you didn't [laughter] throw a fit about this.
Put the shoes on. Wow, these fit amazing. Here's my card. It's got infinite money. [laughter] >> My My husband's a banker. This one is the perks of [laughter] his job.
>> It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
>> It seems like it's not.
>> Okay. Well, thankfully I have enough cash. How much are these?
>> $300.
>> Perfect. I have way, way, way, way more than that in my wallet. Here we go.
>> Honey, are those the fake bills?
[laughter] >> Oh my god.
>> OH MY GOD. WHO'S TRANS? What can we do here?
>> What? I'm sorry.
>> Who's trans? Like, what is going on?
>> I'm sorry. Are you trying to hunt for trans people?
>> Yeah, sure. Why not? Right.
>> In his delusions. He's not transphobic.
In his delusions, he gets really >> transphobic. [laughter] Here, just use my card. I'm so sorry.
>> No, I already paid with cash.
>> You haven't paid with cash cuz it's fake bills. And I said that >> counterfeit.
>> Oh, is it not swiping? Dude, is her card not swiping, too? That's crazy. Let me try the >> That's [ __ ] crazy. I guess what? You know what? Sometimes sometimes the the >> You know what? Let's make it easy on everyone. I don't need these shoes that bad. I'm going to take them off. I'm going to put my original shoes on and I'm going to walk out.
>> No. No, sir. Please.
>> No. I'm done. I'm walking out.
>> There's a small business.
>> Well, I understand.
>> Did it work?
>> Uh, it didn't.
>> You canceled the transaction.
>> Yeah. I'm sorry. You can leave the shoes. I I apologize. It's It's We're a new shop and maybe something about the settings and setup.
>> Okay. I pull out a semi-automatic rifle.
>> Why? Why are you >> Oh my god, honey.
>> Why are you narrating?
>> Why are you narrating?
>> Also, I already called 911. There are cops on the way here.
>> Are you okay? [laughter] >> Damn. I'm actually mad bummed.
>> Why? I thought it was kind of a fun scene until you just all of a sudden lost it.
>> I thought it was a fun scene, too. Sort of about like the faux paws of like talking to a customer service worker. It was fun. We did a good nuanced bit.
>> I thought I really thought the green stripe shoe being size 9.5. I thought that was good. Uh and then >> What do you want me to do? Oh, that I wanted that one still because that's my true size.
>> Yeah.
>> Do you want to take it from that point?
>> No.
>> Okay.
I had a lot of fun still.
>> I had fun.
>> I had more fun because you were upset.
>> Okay, good. Yeah, >> I had fun, too. I had a great time.
>> And we're all having a great time.
>> We're having an amazing time. [laughter] >> I barely touched your foot.
>> Oh my god.
>> God, men are such babies.
>> Wait, just cuz I I I did that scene. No, I didn't mean >> Did you hit Akos because he did a scene?
>> That's [ __ ] up. I was just trying to I was just trying to tee up Ethan's tea up so that you could slam dunk it like always.
>> You are a slam dunker, dude. You're so talented.
>> And >> me and Ethan are just setters.
>> We're just setters.
>> You're the only one who can spike this [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] [laughter] are you talking about?
>> Hey, we don't have the set bits. We set our bits. We go.
>> We don't have the extra.
>> No, you don't. No, you don't.
>> You're [laughter] 45.
>> That's cap. You're cutting that.
>> Yeah. I can't I can't I don't want to sh disparage.
>> It was just a joke.
>> I know.
>> Everyone knows that is the coolest guy ever.
>> Well, >> all right. [laughter] >> I bombed worse than I've ever bombed in my entire life in front of Chris Gather with with with Ethan, by the way.
>> We did Craig Academy and he was in the show after us.
>> Yeah.
>> And so he was watching our show and it was >> it was a bad one.
>> Yeah. Is it the one we did in front of the high school families? No, >> there's one after that.
>> We've been doing the same show every month for 10 months at that point.
>> A show that was like tired and anyways.
>> Yeah, >> I think I have more game changers. Um, >> sorry. Thank you for >> a couple times I've had to do mod. Um, we get we finish our show and get back to the green room and it's like please don't destroy and Mike Biggley and a bunch [laughter] of people just sitting there and I want to kill myself. I just want to say guys, I didn't write that stuff and >> and like I actually do a lot of other stuff aside.
>> Yeah. So I have this podcast and like I have my own social media page too and I do standup and I have a lot of eggs and a lot of different baskets. So like this isn't >> No, no. Good to meet you, dude. That show is super funny. Um anyways, [laughter] >> yeah, I'm pumped to work with you, man.
It'll be really fun.
>> I think we're >> I just like actually like I I think it's [ __ ] up that people say you guys only got to where you were because you're Nepo babies.
>> Hey, dude. Look at this.
Right. Oh, yeah. That's really good. You should comment that thing you were saying earlier. Okay.
Yeah, man. Thanks.
Oh, sorry. I'm going to grab a white claw.
>> Cool.
>> They're You guys could grab one, too.
>> Yeah, they told us.
>> Yeah, I think this is We just need to clear the green room to start warming up. So >> Oh, yeah. totally. We're We're just like packing up our things for mod.
>> Everyone else has left.
>> That's the sketch team for UCB's house sketch. You have to like audition and stuff.
>> Yeah, we saw it in the TV.
>> Oh, you were watching.
>> Yeah, it's just it was up. Um >> we turned the volume. Well, it doesn't matter.
>> So, anyways, yeah, we just got to clear the green >> room. Oh, we all have to clear.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. Yeah. You guys lead the way.
>> No, no, no. Just you like the mod people.
>> Thank you for talking to it. But yeah, I just gota >> Yeah, we just got to warm up. So, >> yo, Bigs, >> you guys warm up for this.
>> Bigs, pass the blunt. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Bigs. [sighs] >> I'm Ben Marshall, [ __ ] >> I'm [ __ ] Ben Marshall, [ __ ] >> I'm Ben Marshall, [ __ ] Hold on. Dude, I have this uh uh it's not a prompt, but it's a it's like a Mcweenies one of these type [ __ ] things >> that someone wrote. I just need you one of >> This is the part of the pod where no one talks for like two minutes.
Yep.
Hope that's okay with you guys.
[sighs] >> All right. What do you got?
>> I sent it.
>> I don't have my phone, so I can >> Oh, >> you don't have your phone? Oh, >> it's recording.
>> At long last, I'm a Stone Cold Seven.
The kind of guy who could win a Jacob Allorti lookalike contest in a farm town with a population of 200.
>> You like that?
>> Hm.
>> What do you What are we trying to do with this?
>> Uh I I I just need I need your guys' opinion on this for real.
>> At long last, I'm a stone cold 7. The kind of guy who could win a Jacob Lordy lookalike contest in a farm town with a population of 200.
>> You're joking about looks maxing, right?
>> Yeah. Yeah. But can you read like uh the first like three slides? I guess the last one doesn't matter.
>> There is no length I have not gone to for the sake of cultivating my flawless aesthetic. I've smashed my jaw with a hammer to increase its definition. I've injected testosterone to enhance the capacity of my muscles. My abs are as firm as freshly quarried gravel thanks to peptides which I take subcutaneously and riptides which I I allow to carry me out to sea during thunderstorms forcing me to swim ashore or die. So far I've only been declared legally dead twice and just for five or six minutes each time. My doctor says the oxy oxygen deficit has left me with the cognitive capacity of a police horse on the verge of retirement. I told him to suck my sharp dick. Uh, has this immense effort made me appealing to women? Absolutely not. But that's fine with me. I already have one mommy and she's a [ __ ] I do occasionally have sex and act that I consider yucky. It also takes valuable time away from my regimen of doing crunches while improving my mind by listening to recordings of Theo guessing how science works. It's honestly better than school. Uh, I have alienated everyone from my past because with all the focus on my looks, I never spent any time personality maxing. So, while I'm on my deathbed, I am joined only by several of the worst smelling of my worst smelling Patreon subscribers who have been taking selfies with me for clout since they arrived. Death cannot come soon enough. Mostly because I'm excited to finally meet Charlie Kirk and achieve alpha status in the afterlife by telling him how sad his wife isn't.
Okay. So, this guy Josh Josh Gondelman, he wrote that he's like a New York woke progressive comedian. Um, >> yeah, I've seen this guy. Where have I seen him?
>> He's around.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, but like I read that and I was just like I feel like you're just making fun of like autistic asexual dudes.
>> Mhm.
>> But like you you think that's okay in this case because they're conservative.
I'm all for making fun of autistic people and asexual people, but woke people are anti- that if they're on the left.
>> Yeah, to some some extent. But I do feel like there was like enough like contextually happening with like in in his writing about how they're hateful people also. And I think >> I feel like there wasn't really I feel it was a lot just about like >> I think calling his mom a [ __ ] I mean I think that definitely like being like I don't >> it's not like a hate like you know what I mean? But that is I think that it I think that the the character to me was fully formed enough to be like, "Oh, he's like, "Oh, yeah, I like repel women, but that's okay." Because like I don't think I'm not into sex.
>> I don't think autistic people >> I I've ruined my relationships cuz I'm ultra focused on one special interest.
[laughter] >> Now it's funny.
>> No, I I just thought that it was kind of a >> clvicular is literally autistic.
>> Yeah. I I thought it's just like kind of a flat parody of it. Like I think a lot of the people who make fun of looks maxing like don't actually like know very much about looks maxing and they just like ridicule it for being like >> medically unsound. But like that's not even really like the point of it. Like so many of them are like so aware that like >> the bone smashing [ __ ] is just kind of a fat or whatever and they're all planning on getting like intense plastic surgery.
I don't know. It just felt like he didn't like it felt like someone who read like a New York Times article about Looks Max.
>> Barely just read like the headline.
>> Yeah.
>> No, 100%.
>> It did feel like a service level understanding, but I don't think it it to me I wasn't >> it doesn't come off to me like it's about autistic asexuals. Well, I also just really don't like that people are talking about looks maxing as this like trend that's like sweeping the internet because I think that people who actually looks max with bone smashing and like things that they do at home is a relatively small community and you see these people like Clavvicular or like whatever the number of other guys that pop up as streamers like looks maxing is like the the hook for their stream, you know, and like you can argue about if they're actually causing like real harm or to what extent. and they're causing real harm. But like there that's just the hook for you to come and watch them go throughout their daily life.
Clvicular doesn't go to the gym.
Clvicular doesn't like actually like focus on his looks that much. He's usually just [ __ ] doing media appearances and then going to the club with what other whatever women are like willing, you know?
>> Yeah.
>> It's like a facade.
>> Yeah, I agree.
I think I think the reason I sorry just to go back to the autistic bit, the reason I bring that up is is because uh I think a lot of Brooklyn comedy is making fun of like autism.
>> Yeah.
>> And like Down syndrome, but just like reframed in such a way that it makes them feel okay.
>> And I'm like not saying it's bad. I'm saying it's okay, but they won't let other people do it when it's a little more transparent >> that it's about autism or >> Yeah. If I if I transparently say I'm making fun of a specific person with autism, that's bad. But if I if I like hide it behind this veil, it's like becomes okay.
>> Yeah, I I hear you on that.
>> Yeah. I mean, I think that also like that's just come up a lot because autism has become something that people are talking about way more in like the the mainstream. Uh, so like you can like look back on bits of people doing bits where like they're super obsessed with one thing or they're like socially awkward or whatever and like frame those as like it's they're autistic. But I also think that like you have to be able to like point out people who are like strange or like people who are acting outside of the norm. And like you you said that my video where about the light bulbs was like autism coded. Yeah. Which like I agree with that. Most of the comments also probably agreed with that.
But like in my head I was not thinking oh this is an autistic person. I was like this is a weird guy who's extremely obsessed with lights, >> you know.
>> Yeah. Yeah. 100%.
>> And like I do think it's totally fine. Yeah, >> I think the part that makes me laugh is that this person's doing it and he would be totally against it conceptually.
>> Yeah, I hear you. I I didn't like the riptides line.
>> Riptides was I don't know >> about the ocean thing.
>> Peptides riptides. I I mean like yeah I just like I think it's like yucky to have sex with women it's like oh in this case it's fine but if it was an actual asexual person >> again to me that came off as more about hateful to women women and like like in if like you're taking like misogyny to its like fullest extent it would like >> which I I aim to do >> which you aim to do you're like oh like women are so beneath me like I would never even have sex with one or like to me that's how I read it But but like I see what you mean by by like it could definitely be read with that asexual lens and the autistic lens for sure. I also think like to some degree I don't know like as you guys were talking about the autis like comedy and like what people at least in Brooklyn like putting on like an autistic sort of seeming character and like making that the vibe. I was thinking about like the most famous sitcoms ever and I'm like every character has like >> a twinge of autism to them to some degree. Every character Joey from Friends. That's a guy with Down syndrome.
>> You know what I'm saying? Like I've said this for years >> and I feel like I don't really get traction on my substack when I talk about it, >> but like Joey has Down syndrome.
>> Joey was the first ever mainstream character with Down syndrome.
>> Yeah, Joey has Down syndrome.
>> I've only seen clips from the show, but I feel very strongly >> Rachel has epilepsy.
>> Rachel has epilepsy. And uh Chandler has an invisible disability.
>> Co. He has long ter and what what's his name? What are the other ones? Uh Ross.
>> Jeremy Fishbach. Ross.
>> Who's Jeremy Fishbach?
>> James Fishbach is that ultra-conservative guy in Florida.
>> The one who said that you should be lynched to the black guy.
>> Oh [ __ ] I don't know.
>> You guys didn't see this.
>> Well, what did the black guy do?
>> Great.
>> Excuse me.
>> Great point.
>> I'm just asking what he did.
>> No, it's not. What did he do?
>> Well, I'm sorry. Well, look, I view capital punishment >> raising your hand in history class when you learn about lynching and you're like, "What' they all do?" [laughter] >> It's like, "Oh, >> why' they deserve it?"
>> No, no, no. They did. No, no. Please stop raising your hand.
>> Make that happen, though. Not that they deserved it, but they did something and then how did they instigate it?
>> They were How are you guys all on the same page about this? They They were falsely accused of crimes such as like soliciting sex from white women.
>> Were they ever properly accused?
>> Did they do something to deserve the false accusations? No, it was it was fueled by racism, anti-black racism.
>> It's probably just a confusion. Like maybe they did something that seemed like, oh, it was this thing. So then I'm not saying they deserve the lynching necessarily, but if that's the reason.
>> No, I I really need to know.
>> Perhaps the racism was a response to something the race did.
>> I want to be extremely clear.
>> The answer to that question is no. And also, when I look at you, it's not like I'm answering your your your raised hand. You don't I'm trying to lead a Nope. Nope. No questions till the end.
Anti-black racism developed as a >> So it's it developed >> because like of like a way they were all behaving.
>> No. No. It was a sort of there was an economic incentive behind portraying these people that were being sold and purchased as slaves as subhuman so people didn't have to feel bad about it.
>> Is that me?
>> You okay, brother?
Um, >> no. Sorry, back to it. You guys were trying to find reasons why people were lynched for good reasons.
>> That's what you guys were doing.
>> Well, I'm just saying I think >> Yeah. I mean, at this point, you might as well ask.
>> Well, cuz racism doesn't come from nothing, right? Like matter is not created nor destroyed.
>> Nope. I I just told you where it comes from.
>> There's economic incentive.
>> Yes.
>> It's you you don't buy it. Yeah, there's got to be another reason.
>> No, I can feel you raising your hand out of the corner of my eye. Please do not.
>> So, how much money do they make from lynching these guys? [laughter] >> They they can they Sorry, my I'm I This is the worst subclass I've ever had in my entire life.
>> You said there was an economic incentive to lynch them.
>> No, no, no. There was an economic incentive to racism. They didn't make any money from lynching. I don't think they made.
>> So then why' they do it?
>> Because they hated the black people for being black.
>> What' they do?
>> We're at the beginning. [laughter] We We've arrived at the beginning of this conversation. They didn't do anything.
>> Akash did have his raised hand earlier.
I just want to circle back to him.
>> Well, I just don't You said that there was an economic incentive to be racism.
Lynching derived from racism. Yes.
>> The lynching made them no money.
>> Yeah. Like maybe racism is a fallacy.
No, it's it's real. It's a very real thing, unfortunately.
>> Oh, [ __ ] So, you can't help it when you're racist.
>> No, you can you can you can learn how to overcome your basic impulses >> that were handed down via, you know, these people who had economic incentives to make people racist.
>> Did the rope companies make more money?
>> Oh, was that the was that the economic incentive?
You're saying these companies had incentive? Did the rope companies make everyone racist?
Or the gun companies or whoever?
So, you think that the companies that made rope when people were getting regularly lynched for being black were pumping out racist propaganda to sell more ropes?
>> They may or may not have been pumping out racist propaganda, but they were definitely benefiting from it. You don't have to raise your hand to answer a question I ask.
>> Okay. [laughter] >> No, it's all good. Okay, moving on.
Reconstruction.
>> We're listening.
>> You have no questions.
>> You just said reconstruction.
>> Yeah, you haven't really explained a concept.
>> After the Civil War, the United States needed to be brought back together, reunified as a country. So, this was the period they called reconstruction.
Nothing.
>> Should I have a question?
>> And lynchings continued during reconstruction and you now he's ready again. What? What is it?
>> So why were people lynched after rec during reconstruction?
>> Because people were still racist. People People get lynched today. Unfortunately, >> did they make more money to continue reconstructing America if they lynched people?
>> Who? Whoever was lynching >> who was lynching black people during slavery.
>> White people. slave owners, >> but they would be their slaves. So why there would be no economic incentive? It would be >> Yeah, but if you have a few slaves and you want to make an example, I hate that you're making get into the head of a lyncher, but you know, if you're if you punish a slave by killing him, then you know, it sets I'm I'm [laughter] I don't want to >> What?
>> So that means you'd be you'd have to decide which one to make an example of.
Will it be the one that you were falsely accusing of a crime?
>> Okay, that connected.
Okay. Yep. [snorts] >> Lynching sound like really isn't a point, >> huh?
>> There's really no point to lynching somebody.
>> Yeah, 100% agree with that. Give me a sec. That That's true. There's no point to doing something like that.
>> Okay. You >> Well, um, just thinking about it from a lyncher's perspective. Oh, don't.
>> Um, they would be economically incentivized to keep their best performing slaves.
>> So, they're probably falsely accusing the worst performers.
>> Oh, the weaker slaves >> or the least productive.
>> Least. [laughter] >> You could probably be weaker but more productive than a stronger but lazy one.
>> I'm just trying to rationalize it, teach. [laughter] Um, wow. Look at that, guys. It's lunch.
Um, I'm letting you go 45 minutes early.
>> Is it kind of like how Bezos cuts the bottom 10% of Amazon employees every year?
>> No, I I think that's pretty different. I don't think that's analogous to Lynching, which I have said more times in the last hour than I've said in my entire life.
Um, >> Lynchian, >> no, Lynchian refers to David Lynch, the filmmaker.
Oh, it's just his last name.
>> I thought it was like a movie that made you want to lynch someone.
>> No, >> there shouldn't be any movies that make you want to do that.
>> Yeah, I thought it was like an insult.
Like it was so bad that it made me want to lynch someone.
>> No, no, it's not filmmakers.
>> No, no, no.
>> Like this movie, this movie is lynching.
>> No, it means it's like surreal and and and uncanny.
>> I think lynching is pretty surreal and uncanny. No, >> that's a great point.
>> It's not I mean in some way like >> it's pretty >> but it's very real. It's part of the fabric of our history.
>> You think lynching is very grounded and realistic?
>> I'm just what? It's not an art form.
It's [laughter] a real thing that happened to people.
>> Hey DJ, uh don't call me that.
[laughter] >> What are you from the 40s?
>> Hey sub.
>> Yeah, I am your sub first of all. Okay.
But yeah, but but for this hour, you're teach.
>> Where are the other students? Are there usually only two of you in here?
>> No, >> we're the most interested by this.
[laughter] >> The other students skip when there's a sub.
>> Okay.
>> But I respect my sub.
>> I feel like we get more honest answers out of the sub than our regular teacher.
>> I'm trying to be as honest as I can with you guys.
>> Appreciate that. I want you to know that lynching is one of the biggest stains on American history.
>> We can agree on that.
>> Well, I haven't figured out the reason why they do it yet.
>> Cuz they hated black people.
>> Why? What did they do?
>> The black people didn't do anything.
>> This is where I get confused.
>> They made propaganda because they wanted to sell black people as slaves.
Propaganda >> the governments. Oh, interesting.
>> of the various colonial powers.
>> Because if the black people are slaves and they're doing work for us, why >> there's no us no us >> or for them.
>> Okay.
>> Why would they reduce their workforce?
>> They weren't lynching only slaves.
They'd lynch random black people.
>> They were just >> Yes.
>> They were just out there.
>> Who? No, it's not just during slavery.
No, no. If they ran away during slavery, sometimes they were lynched. If posts slavery, many lynchings happened.
>> So that means they got lynched for a reason. It's cuz they ran away.
>> Reason.
>> I'm not saying it's a reason to, but that was the reason.
>> I don't think they should do it, but that does sound like the reason.
>> It's not a good reason. I wouldn't do I wouldn't have that reaction.
>> Like, so it wasn't as random as you were saying earlier.
>> Of course, it was random. No, they ran away.
>> No, not >> they weren't doing the work they were doing.
>> You're focused on only the slave slavery portion of American history. You have to think about after that's the predom that's a predom just got to reconstruction. We were talking about the Civil War and slavery up until then.
>> Hey teach.
>> Yeah. I drove to school today and I accidentally scratched your car.
>> Okay. Well, I'll get your parents insurance information.
Phew. I was nervous. [laughter] >> Hey, sub.
>> Yep.
>> I was driving to school today and >> I broke all your windows and >> took your engine out.
>> You took my engine out?
>> Yeah.
>> Why the [ __ ] would you Why would you do that?
>> Just uh No reason, I guess.
>> Oh. Oh, don't do that. [laughter] Don't do that.
No, but that was if there's anything to be taken away from that bit, it's that subs deserve more respect. [laughter] >> Yeah.
>> They deal with the worst of the American students >> cuz the students that stick around want to have weird opinions about [laughter] >> American history and racism.
>> Right. Right. You okay?
>> Oh, do your thing 212.
Do your thing.
That new Drizzy Drake dropped.
>> Mice Man has cometh and the Iceman will taketh. Drizzy [laughter] is back with another hit. It's predicted to go number one. He will break Jay-Z's record for most number one albums on the Billboard 200.
Well, by golly, it's an exciting week for music.
Drizzy, [laughter] >> I love you. Drizzy the six god overcome.
great strife to become one of the most best-selling artists in history.
>> What did he overcome? Kendrick calling him a pedto.
>> Exactly. The rap game hates him.
Everyone prays on his downfall, yet he consistently goes number one. Drizzy.
>> Drizzy. Dre.
>> Drizzy. Dre.
>> You guys see how Spotify [ __ ] up and it wasn't the most streamed single?
>> What do you mean? Like they they accidentally added the numbers of two songs, >> so he didn't have the most streamed single on Spotify history.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah.
>> But it was a mistake, >> huh?
>> It was a mistake on Spotify's part.
>> Yeah, cuz there was a bunch of articles being like m Make Them Cry is the beat uh uh Not Like Was it Not Like Us? Beat Not Like Us as the most streamed single in Spotify history. And it didn't.
>> I never liked that [ __ ] song. If we're being honest, I never liked that song. I remember during the beef you and I were team Drake >> firmly. I don't know where you stood.
>> I was pretty in between. I really liked Family Matters. Was that the last one?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, I liked the one that started with Is that the one that started with the piano?
>> Theum Wait, I need to >> I I remember the video more where he got the good kid Mad City van and like >> crushed it. I really liked that.
>> Yeah.
Um, but yeah, and then >> I just liked how intricate it got where it was like Drake was like uh or Kendrick posted all the like pill bottles that his associate pulled out of the trash or whatever and then Drake was like, >> "We planted [laughter] those." It's like, you knew a guy was following you and picking up your trash.
>> Right. [laughter] Right.
>> I I got a fake prescription. I got it printed at this place and I I planted it. So Kendrick, that last diss you did was actually misinformed.
>> Yeah, it was good.
>> That wasn't real, right?
>> I have no idea. No one knows what was ruled >> cuz they both said each other had people on the inside of each other's teams and [laughter] >> they were both waking up inside your guy.
>> They were probably waking up so paranoid every morning just like, "Oh god, what do they know about me?"
>> I thought it was so cool when Kendrick though dropped Meet the Grams right after Drake dropped >> Yeah.
Whatever it was, that was and and watching the streamers be like, >> "Kendrick dropped." No.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Kendrick dropped. And like, oh god, I'm getting chills thinking about that. That that what a beautiful chapter of >> He dropped two in a row.
>> Two.
>> Yeah. I also my favorite part of the whole Kendrick Drake beef is when uh Kendrick accused Drake of being a pedophile and then Drake responded with this pedto shit's the angle I expected.
which is so funny to do after being accused of pedophilia is be like, >> "Yeah, old news, buddy.
>> I knew you were coming for >> Yeah, I I knew that was you're gonna ding me on the pedto front.
>> Old news, bud.
>> Yeah, everyone knows I'm a pedophile, so try to come at me for something else."
>> Unfortunately, there's no easy way to defend yourself for being a pedophile.
>> Well, you have to do it pretty regularly. What are your pro tips?
>> I just feel like if you got on a song and you were like, I am not a pedophile, [laughter] you're [ __ ] You've already lost. Well, there's nothing you Yeah, there is really nothing you can say where you have to go on it. But like in terms of like real world like >> Kendrick, you a [ __ ] and you really short. And I want to be clear that I don't I'm not attracted to children also.
>> Yeah, you lose. It is like it is like the most heightened version of like uh did you tell your parents you're gay?
>> Like there's no you don't win that one.
[laughter] >> I guess I did.
>> No, you can win that. Ask me if my if I told my parents I was I'm gay.
Have you told your parents you're gay?
>> That's a ridiculous question. It's a trick question that any answer I give you will give you the answer you're looking [laughter] for. Yeah. Nice try, buddy. I slid right past that in high school.
>> Holy [ __ ] >> You got it right for Drake.
>> Imagine you did that.
>> You do. [laughter] >> Yeah. Nice try, Bozo.
>> Nice try. Nice try, Kendrick. I'm not going to answer that question cuz it's a trick question. No matter what I say to that accusation, I am [laughter] going to lose.
or just come on the track like Kendrick, what the hell is wrong with you? You took it so far.
>> Oh my god. I'm [laughter] literally not trying to boost both of our streams.
>> Dude, IT WOULD NEVER BRO, [laughter] >> DUDE, what the hell is this problem?
>> What the [ __ ] >> I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP EACH OTHER OUT.
>> COME ON. Can you drop a song that speaks to my character? [laughter] I feel like we've worked together before. You know I'm a good guy.
Oh my god.
But yeah, that album was fine.
>> Jan X.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Uh, no. Iceman. Oh, yeah. Iceman was just fine. I did like the the the >> Iceman Cometh and the Iceman Take Youth.
>> The Iceman.
>> I did like SDFU. Janice, >> I haven't heard that one.
>> I like that song.
>> I liked um >> because it has like an interpolation of that like river song from what's her name? Like Likely Lickly.
>> Blake Lively.
>> Don't know. Lafy.
>> No. No. L Y K E L I.
>> Oh, I don't know. Likey, >> I like the song kind of like the song sheang make them know had a lot of funny bars in it. I thought when he was like when a new [snorts] role come out reserve that [ __ ] like I'm indigenous.
He >> been saying that she was aboriginal and she he had a bunch of in bars about like indigenous.
>> Did you guys listen to the other two?
>> I started listening to all three and never finished all three.
>> I got hyped that one of them was called Habibi.
>> Habibi.
>> Habibi.
>> What does that mean? It means my love um in Arabic and is what like you'd say to like someone you like romantically in love with.
>> I thought that was habibi.
>> Habibi is just like is a little bit like more >> like platonic >> more platonic love.
>> Oh habibi is >> is like my love like a deeper romantic thing.
>> Okay, cool.
>> More intense.
>> I'll try that out.
>> Habib Castello.
>> Habib Costello. [laughter] I've recently taken a trip to the Arab Peninsula and I've returned with some new slang.
Britain.
>> Inshah Pakistan.
>> Inshalah. Pakistan will be >> we will conquer the Middle East.
>> Inshah habibi.
>> Winston habibi. [laughter] >> Oh my god, brother. I [ __ ] hate colonization. That [ __ ] just [ __ ] my >> habibi. Top me off on my tea.
>> Habibi top me off on my tea to my butler and habibi. To my wonderful [laughter] wife, Janice.
>> And a habib tea to you.
A habibi for me. Habib tea for you. A this green tea is for me. While habibi, [laughter] >> you have honey in shalah.
>> It kind of sounds already like a British slang word. Like >> habibi.
>> Habibi.
>> Habibi. [laughter] >> Habibi. Oh, a side of crumpets with my mash. Habibi.
>> A side of crumpets with my habibi.
>> Habib tea.
>> What kind of tea do you have? Well, I have a habib tea.
>> Habib tea.
>> Habib tea to you. Habib >> habibi habibi.
>> Um, we should read Patreons.
>> Oh yeah, >> I'mma pull it up right now.
>> Pull it up right there.
>> Patreon.
Patreon.
>> Patreon.
>> Patreon.
>> Wait, someone commented that we didn't do theirs. Whatever.
>> We can go find them. I still need to drop the lost app version. But >> Daisy Stockwell. Daisy Stockwell is a wrestler.
>> Daisy Stockwell is a wrestler.
>> A high school wrestler.
>> Yeah. Weighed in at 490 pounds.
>> Jesus. [laughter] >> Habib is heavy.
[laughter] >> They are Brit. They paid in euros. Thank you, Daisy.
>> Thank you, Habib.
>> Habibi.
>> Habib. Thank you very much.
>> Dapper Cat.
>> Dapper Cat. Got the Dapper apps in my Dapper maps. Oh, and the picture is a little cat in a vest with a bow tie.
>> Dapper cat.
>> Oh, Dapper Cat.
>> Oh, Dapper Cat. You b >> Oh, Dapper Cat.
>> Oh, Dapper Cat.
>> Dapper Cat on the beat. You should be a producer if you're not.
>> Yeah. Also, if you've been struggling with mental health, >> what's the next one is going to make you guys really mad. F.
>> Just the letter F.
>> The letter F.
>> What are we supposed to do with that?
>> Like, it's like you are nothing. You are not giving anything. And if you're not giving anything, then you I think you're taking away from the world around you.
>> Yeah. F in chat.
>> [ __ ] you. Yeah. F in chat. Put FS in chats for uh >> put F in chat for F chat.
>> R P R. Yeah. For to pay respects.
>> Is that what it is? F.
>> It comes from like a like a video game thing.
>> Maybe that's what they're referencing.
Maybe they're part of niche communities.
>> Well, I pay respects to your creativity when it comes to coming up with a username.
>> Yeah. Habib T.
>> Uh Casey Sanders with a K. Casey Sanders. Casey Sanders, daughter of Colonel Sanders.
>> Yes, of course.
>> And get me that chicken.
>> Right.
>> Is that how he talks?
>> He says, "Ah, get me that chicken."
[laughter] >> Is that what you said?
>> I kind of like the way you did it. Do it again.
>> Get me that chicken.
>> Get me that chicken.
>> You know, McDonald's has the Arby's has we have the meats.
>> And then Ky has Casey, get me that that chicken. Casey Sanders, get me that chicken. [laughter] Cuz Casey was responsible for getting dinner.
>> Well, KC makes sense because it's KFC.
>> KFC. KC.
>> Holy [ __ ] F and then KC.
>> Wait, >> what is Colonel Sanders? Other one was F and then this one was KC.
>> Oh [ __ ] So >> KFC. KFC.
>> Maybe. So wait, F. If you and Casey are working together, >> there's also Sanders.
>> Yeah. Well, Colonel Sanders.
>> Holy [ __ ] >> Holy [laughter] [ __ ] We've discovered the next great uh Jewish online conspiracy.
>> Um >> I feel like I'm getting skitsoed by our patreons.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, a reversal of fates.
>> Eliabolan says subscribe to the Akash tier.
>> More like a a truth.
>> A liar. You a truther? [laughter] I think I think she a liar because she's on the Akash tier. And so she must be a liar.
>> I think she's a liar cuz she's on the AOS deal.
>> Well, I I think she's a she a truther.
She'll be a >> She a truther.
>> Oh, get out of here with that baloney.
>> Yeah, Ethan and I did Def Jam comic for about 20 minutes before you got here. It was hard not to rip on the podcast.
>> Not here. Okay.
>> I don't know.
>> We can do it on the page. Um, um, do you want to say anything to a live before we move on?
>> No. Shout out to Trutha.
>> Um, Lil Cozy.
>> Lil Cozy.
>> Lil Cozy. Cozi.
>> Cozi.
>> Probably one of those [ __ ] mumble rappers that's ruining culture.
>> [ __ ] Lil Cozy.
You [ __ ] with little cozy. Uh yeah, [ __ ] cozy.
>> Your life not too rosy.
>> Uh um roly pololy.
>> Parker poss.
Um I love that. Ethan tier. And guess what? I love that. I love that.
>> [ __ ] it. Hey, I love that. Ethan tier by the way. Lib [laughter] >> lib lib. Lib wine momm.
Can I >> tell you something? Wine mom >> wine mom.
>> I love that. You and I are gonna vote Kamla in this [ __ ] this on 2028. It's you and me. [laughter] >> Is she running?
>> I don't know.
>> Write in writen. We should start that hashtag # write in [laughter] >> I love that. Hash writing.
>> Dingois is the >> Did we do that one already?
>> Dingo. No.
>> Did we do >> Dingo Bunga, brother of Boba Fett? I'm not sure how. I think we may have done Dingo Bungus.
>> We for sure did Dingo Bungus.
>> Did we?
>> Yeah.
>> I don't remember a Dingo.
>> Patty Glacks right after that. Patty.
>> Oh, Patty Glack with the Pattywax.
>> Patty with >> Oh, wait. Was that the last episode?
>> 68. 67. 69. Yeah, >> we lost episode. Not the last.
>> 68 or 67.
>> No, that wasn't from last.
>> No. 68.
>> 68.
>> 86.
>> Nice.
>> 68.
>> 86.
>> Nice.
>> 68.
>> 86. [laughter] >> We're creating a new trend for children.
I don't know if we talked about this actually.
>> Yeah, we did. We did.
>> Did we?
>> Yeah. Unless that was in the lost.
>> Wait, why did I forget everything, man?
>> Um, and that's it for our page. Uh, let me go to the YouTube YT Stew.
>> YT Stew. White Stew.
>> Um, >> I don't even >> Tigga. Tig A056.
>> Tigga.
>> Oh. Uh.
>> Oh.
>> I'm going to leave this one to you.
>> Um, >> yeah. That's all you, brother.
>> You You better only be saying that if you're a tiger. What's Addy Black tiger?
>> Addie's on all fours on the other side of the couch for some reason.
>> You can >> infinite jest.
>> Oh, grab an infinite jest off the coffee table.
>> The Yeah, I know.
>> Do you ever for one second drop the pretense? It's so performative that you're reading a book in public. You're a bit of a performative male. What's next? You got your matcha and you're going to assault a woman. [laughter] >> With respect. No, I'm just saying performative males are worse than worse than not women.
>> I perform I drink matcha. I assault [laughter] women. I read infinite jest.
That does sound like not so far.
>> You're not really like a true performative male until you have a little bit of chrome hearts on. You're drinking your matcha. You're reading your book and you've killed multiple women.
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> Um, >> what's so hard for you to get about that?
>> All right. Thank you, Tigga. Um, [laughter] Batuhan 1857.
>> Batuhan.
>> Batuhan. Born in 1857.
[laughter] >> The Batuhan Empire. The B the Banan >> Batuhan Dynasty.
>> Have you ever [laughter] seen that?
Wait, have we talked about that video?
The Ming Dynasty [ __ ] got me acting unwise.
>> Yeah. Yeah, of course.
>> You've you've seen that one?
>> The the audio of it? I've seen the meme.
>> Yeah. Yeah, the meme. And there's audio.
>> Oh, yeah. Someone did it. The voice.
>> Um, Batuhan, love your dynasty. Jordan Robinson, 3031.
>> Jordan Robinson. Sort of a classic American.
>> Great grandson of Jackie Robinson.
>> Wow, that's amazing. Yeah.
>> Your grandfather was the first >> What? Who else do we have?
>> First baseball player ever.
>> No, he was the first baseball player who killed a black guy or >> No, [laughter] no, no. He's the first He's the first baseball player met a black guy.
>> First black baseball player to meet a black guy.
>> First baseball player to do blackface.
>> First black guy allowed to be allowed to meet other black guys who also played baseball. [laughter] >> That's amazing. And that's your grandfather, Jordan.
>> That's your grandfather. Jordan, tell us more about him in the comments. Trash.
Trash hater. Trash hater.
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>> Trash hater.
>> Trash hater.
>> Trash hater. Welcome back to my channel, guys. It's Trash Hater, where we watch the trashiest movies and TV shows and give them one star reviews.
>> And And we get kind of silly with it.
>> Darren, stop.
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>> Does Trash Hater have any videos on their YouTube channel?
>> Let's check. Um, I can't I can't get to it easily, so we're not going to check, but >> we're not going to check. Trash. They have a They have an animated They have a sort of video game looking picture of someone with red hair if you want to sort of >> Yeah. really close.
>> That's fun.
>> Really good. Trash hater. Current level altruistic. Let's bump that up.
>> Um Julia P54.95.
>> Julia P.
>> Not Julia Poop.
>> Julia P. Julia P.
>> Okay, so this is interesting. Eli Bolan is also is Are they also on our YouTube?
>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Aliia. Hey, >> you a truther truther.
>> A truther.
>> Alia's the only truther. Alia truther.
>> Alia, I'mma tell you uh on some real [ __ ] Uh you should unsubscribe from one of them.
>> No. What are you doing?
>> They they subscribe to the Aash tier.
I'm going to be real with them.
>> No, we're going to be Elias and we're going to tell you you should stay subscribed to both.
>> You should stay. What the benefit of subscribing to both? you get a weekly newsletter from um like from Can you just let me finish? You if you if you subscribe to both to both the YouTube and the Patreon, you'll probably get a weekly newsletter from like H&M or something like you know like something you're [laughter] subscribed to. You'll probably get a >> if you subscribe on both YouTube and Patreon, you get the H&M newsletter free.
If you subscribe to the Akash Patreon and Altruistic on YouTube, you will continue to get spam emails.
>> You'll continue that won't stop, but they're for you and you can read them.
And so ultimately, I think we're almost done here. Neon X6202. Didn't we do that one?
>> But they should get a breast exam. Neon X. Um, yeah, it's looking Just get get tested, please.
>> Yeah. How many days ago was that?
>> Seven days. When are we recording?
>> We must have recorded >> No, it was that was longer. It was longer ago cuz we're really late this week.
>> I recognize one down here. So, Zoe Stevenson 9929.
>> Okay.
>> Zoe Stevenson929. We did that one.
>> We did that one.
>> Okay, cool. Well, get a breast exam if you haven't yet.
>> Uh, melanoma is nothing to play with.
Is that what the breast one is?
>> Yeah.
>> Melanoma is just skin, right?
>> Skin. Yeah.
>> We should do something for people who are subscribed to both.
>> Well, we've been going about an hour and a half, so we should wrap this up.
>> Let's wrap it up. Um, it's been an honor, guys, doing this for you. I I um, you know, every week we get together and we and we pod and and you know, I always the the viewers are the front of my mind every week.
>> Yeah, >> you guys, you make what we do worth it >> and you make us better people because we consider you in making our content. We consider how it'll make you feel and and that is a gift what you give us every day. Your eyes and your time, it means the world. You let us into your hearts, let us into your minds, let us into your ears. And it it couldn't mean more. It couldn't mean more because some people they they walk right over us. They say what we have to say doesn't matter. And I'm not trying to state ourselves in a way that's over important, but I just want to appreciate what you guys mean to us. The way you make us feel doing this after one of the worst episodes you've ever [laughter] done.
>> It's a gift. And if we could do anything for you, you tell us in the comments. We will do whatever you ask us to >> be funnier.
>> Get [laughter] Thanks for listening. This has been altruistic righteousness on behalf of the British government.
>> Say it. Will he say it? Will he say it?
>> Will he say it?
>> Can he say it?
>> Will he say it?
>> Will he say it?
>> No, he can't.
>> Yes, he can.
>> No, he can't. Yes, he will say.
>> My father's dead.
He died a horrible death. He died unfulfilled ultimately. Peace.
>> Peace.
Where are you?
>> [music]
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