Airplane! (1980) | “Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Quit Smoking” 😂✈️

Añadido: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]Hold all takeoffs. I don't want another plane in the air. When the 508 reports, bring it straight in. Yes, sir. Put out a general bulletin to suspend all meal service on flights out of Los Angeles.

[00:00:09]Tell all dispatchers to remain at the post. It's going to be a long night. How about some coffee, Johnny?

[00:00:13]>> No thanks.

[00:00:13]>> I want the weather on every landing field this side of the run, no matter what the size. You understand? Any place, any place where there's a chance to land that plane. Stan, go upstairs to the tower and get a runway diagram.

[00:00:26]Terry, check down the field for emergency equipment.

[00:00:29]Chief, we got fog right down to the deck. Every place east of the Rockies.

[00:00:33]There's no possible place they can land.

[00:00:35]They'll have to come through to Chicago.

[00:00:37]Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. I want the best available man. This a man knows that plane inside and out. I won't crack under pressure.

[00:00:45]>> How about Mr. Rogers?

[00:00:51]>> Get me Rex Kramer.