Drinking Milk Is Weird

Added: 2026-05-12

[00:00:00]So, not too long ago, I made a video coming at people that drink milk. Like, saying if you drink milk, you'reing disgusting and you need to get out my house. Yes, I do believe that drinking milk is insane. But we'll watch the video so y'all can get a refresher real quick.

[00:00:09]>> I'm as hell.

[00:00:10]>> You I got you. I got water right here. I got some juice in the fridge.

[00:00:12]>> No. Do you have any milk, >> bro?

[00:00:14]>> What?

[00:00:14]>> Do you have any milk?

[00:00:15]>> Hell yeah. I got [laughter] some chocolate milk in the fridge.

[00:00:17]>> No, I want plain white milk.

[00:00:18]>> See, that's crazy.

[00:00:19]>> [ __ ] white milk chocolate ice in it.

[00:00:22]>> Get the out of my house.

[00:00:23]>> Like, drinking milk can be cool. All right, if you want to take a little sip.

[00:00:26]I mean, but why are you drinking a whole [ __ ] cup? Like, you're telling me you get thirsty as [ __ ] You're dehydrated, you can't breathe, throat dry as you want to put this thick ass secretion in your mouth. Hold pause.

[00:00:39]Cow secretion cream in your [ __ ] mouth. Like, drinking milk is cool. If you want to take a little sip, you know what I'm saying? But why the [ __ ] are you thirsty as [ __ ] dehydrated, and you say, "hm, I don't want water. I don't want juice. I don't want anything hydrating with real electrolytes. I want to drink thising thick ass cow secretion and put it all in my mouth. I can see I can see if you treat milk like a snack.

[00:00:56]But if you treat milk like a dead ass beverage, a hydrating beverage, you're [ __ ] insane. Hold on, hold on, pause the video because I just thought of something while I was editing this joint. Why the [ __ ] is there people that are drinking milk with their [ __ ] food like drinking milk with their meals LIKE A SODA OR SOME [ __ ] EW, [ __ ] AND NOW I'M REMEMBERING THAT WHEN WE USED TO HAVE SCHOOL LUNCH, they used to make us get like a [ __ ] shitty ass chicken patty or hamburger and the only bed they would give us WAS A [ __ ] MILK. A MILK CARTON. WHAT THE [ __ ] Milk is just filtered blood. What the hell?

[00:01:22]>> Supermarkets have lots of milks to choose from these days. Many of which are the product [music] of blending up and straining various nuts and seeds.

[00:01:30]>> Plain old milk.

[00:01:31]>> Look, look, I hate plant-based milk.

[00:01:33]Like, if I ask for a bowl of cereal and you pour almond milk in my [ __ ] [ __ ] you, man. I have this weird relationship with milk cuz I also think I'm lactose intolerant, low key. But I can't stop eating cereal. Real raw milk goes perfect with cereal. I can't eat cereal with any other kind of milk. It has to be a cow's milk.

[00:01:47]>> Plain old milk. milk, on the other hand, is also a strained product. It's filtered [music] cow blood. As weird as that seems, all mammal milk is made from blood because [music] blood contains lots of nutrients, and baby mammals need lots of sugar, fat, and protein to grow complex [music] brains and bodies. But mammal mamas can't just open an artery. That would be dangerous. Plus, most of the useful nutrients in blood are too dilute, [music] and blood has too much iron for most babies to process. This is where the mammary gland comes in.

[00:02:17]>> [music] >> It's full of thousands of tiny sacks whose walls have special cells that grab water and nutrients from passing blood, do some chemistry on them, and pass them to the inside of the sacks when they mix together to become [music] milk. When a baby starts to suckle on the teeth, its sucking pattern tells the mom's brain to release the hormone oxytocin, [music] which attaches to the sacks, causing them to squeeze out the tiny droplets of milk into the baby's mouth. Each mammal species tailor [music] its blood filtering recipe to the needs of its babies. And while selectively bred modern dairy cows don't [music] have a particularly wacky recipe for their milk, they sure make a lot of it.

[00:02:51]>> This [ __ ] just made drinking milk lowkey weird as I wasn't even thinking about this part of the [ __ ] Ew. This This ain't right, man. [laughter] Cow milk is not for humans, bro. Milk is just filtered blood. What the? But you know what? I'm talking too much [ __ ] I haven't drank a cup of plain white milk in like I don't know how long. Probably since I was a kid. Cuz any other time I'm having milk is going with some damn cereal. So, since I decided to talk [ __ ] on people that drink milk, I'mma have to put myself to it cuz you can't talk too much [ __ ] on something you ain't tried.

[00:03:17]So, we going to see what they barking about. All right. So, here we have plain white milk and chocolate milk. Chocolate milk, strawberry milk, they get a pass.

[00:03:22]It has flavor. You know what I'm saying?

[00:03:23]You can understand that a little bit.

[00:03:25]You still shouldn't be drinking it when you're thirsty as it's stilling milk, but you can understand why you're drinking it as a snack. And like I said, if you want to drink white milk as a snack, you're still a little bit of a weirdo cuz it's ass. But don't drink MILK LIKE A [ __ ] BEV. MY DAD ASS MAKING A video of be reviewing milk.

[00:03:39]Guess we are code name Jesse. Glass of milk. Let's see. No, I ain't no [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Hold on.

[00:03:47][clears throat] Hold on.

[00:03:50]Oh [ __ ] I I might have been tweaking.

[00:03:53]That was good as for some reason. How I was imagining the milk was like it was going to be thick as [ __ ] and hard to swallow. I don't know why I started thinking like that, but this this was genuinely thirst quenching. All right, now now I'm confused. You know what?

[00:04:04]Look. Look. Actually, I'm not confused.

[00:04:06]I'm not confused cuz I said I said it's okay that you want a glass of milk. I said that already. I never said drinking milk was bad. The real only part that I said in the video was this part.

[00:04:14]>> And can you add some ice in it?

[00:04:15]>> See, now that's the [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] out of my >> That's the [ __ ] right there. So that's what we going to try. And here we have some ice for the milk. Let's see. I got a lot of comments saying drinking milk with ice is good as [ __ ] And I got a lot of comments saying who the even does that. So we going to see what is all barking about right now. Like this don't even look right, bro. What the Like what am I making? Ice cream. Here we go. Milk with ice on a hot summer's day. Let's see how this goes.

[00:04:35][snorts and groaning] Oh nah nah nah.

[00:04:41]Oh [ __ ] no. [ __ ] no. [ __ ] no. Hell no.

[00:04:45]Hell no. Oh hell no. Hell no. Hell no. I I don't even think it's a flavor thing.

[00:04:50]I think my brain just is like, "What the [ __ ] is going on?" The ice can taste the water from the ice going in the milk.

[00:04:55]This [ __ ] ain't right, bro. Who the [ __ ] is doing this dirty [ __ ] The [ __ ] being cold makes it too close to feeling like water and then the [ __ ] start tasting like [ __ ] milk and that [ __ ] ain't a good combination. It makes it [ __ ] weird. If you drink ice milk, you're a weirdo. Stop it. Now, this is the best form of drinking milk. Nice, good, chocolatey milk. All right, so that first cup of milk was good. I'm not going to lie. Having that raw glass of milk was all right. You know what I'm saying? It was pretty fire. Did hit a little something something. But like I said, milk should be drank like a snack, bro. If you'reing drinking that [ __ ] like water, get the away from me still.

[00:05:25]I'm standing on that. That's [ __ ] weird, bro. It's still like a snack.

[00:05:28]That's what it felt like. It felt like I was eating a slice of cheese except drinking it for him. Especially if you're dehydrated. Like right now, drinking this chocolate milk just made me dehydrated. Like I'm getting dehydrated from drinking this damn chocolate milk. Now I need something to go quench my thirst. And imagine if I went and grabbed a [ __ ] cup of plain raw white milk. So flavor-wise, milk is valid. Drink-wise, drink it like a snack, like a smoothie or some [ __ ] But do not drink that [ __ ] to quench your thirst. If you drink milk to quench your thirst, get out. Code name. And that's code name Jesse's review on milk. Why is this a YouTube video? I don't know. But I'm glad you're here and I hope you liked it. And I hope you like, comment, and subscribe. Comment what I should try next. If it's anything else I was talking [ __ ] on in my YouTube shorts, we could review it and go over that like we do. Maybe we can make this like a little bit of a uh maybe maybe we can make this like a little bit of a series or something. CODE NAME JESSE OUT.