I Worked At An Overnight Cafe…

Added: 2026-05-11

[00:00:08]Queso's nuclear bombsicle. This is the old version. This is the current version, but this has caffeine. I don't really want no caffeine right now.

[00:00:20]So, I'm going to go with the old version. Caffeine free.

[00:00:25]See? Caffeine freeze.

[00:00:28]Matter of fact, I'm I'm going two scoops of caffeine.

[00:00:35]Two scoops of caffeine.

[00:00:40]And I'mma go two scoops. No caffeine.

[00:00:45]Oh yeah.

[00:00:48]Don't do caffeine. It's too late.

[00:00:50]Caffeine makes me sleepy more than anything, so it's fine. There's never been a time in my I remember one time I drank an energy drink at 3:00 in the morning because I couldn't go to sleep and 30 minutes later I was sound asleep.

[00:01:02]So, it has the exact opposite effect on me. It's crazy.

[00:01:09]It's actually crazy.

[00:01:13]I've never understood it.

[00:01:18]I just I just get it for the flavor.

[00:01:23]I'mma still go two scoops of caffeine though.

[00:01:30]One scoop.

[00:01:35]Two scoop.

[00:01:41]You have ADHD. My mom has uh that and she tells me I have it too. So, could be.

[00:01:50]Who knows? And I'mma go two scoops of regular four. Feel like a witch brewing a potion.

[00:02:08]Feel like a witch brewing a potion.

[00:02:13]Cuz that's what I do.

[00:02:16]Brewing me a potion.

[00:02:19]You want some of this here? I've seen you made it to my shack in the woods.

[00:02:26]You want to hear this potion, Sunny?

[00:02:29]Well, I get you, son.

[00:02:32]Here you go. Enjoy.

[00:02:39]Oh, yeah.

[00:02:49]Oh yeah.

[00:02:53]Now you got to mix it.

[00:02:58]You got to get it mixed.

[00:03:22]This right here will knock the draws off of you. Say the seals with the fire.

[00:03:45]That'll work right there. I don't feel like getting back up washing it all.

[00:03:51]I'll get it later.

[00:03:55]So that's called air drying.

[00:04:02]That's called air drying on the floor.

[00:04:05]No, there's a whole stack of empty fan mail boxes that caught all of that over here. Just soak it right up.

[00:04:14]Lock in, Bubba.

[00:04:19]EMPTY FAN MAIL BOXES. NOT NOT NOT OPEN.

[00:04:22]EMPTY.

[00:04:26]EMPTY.

[00:04:29]Lock in.

[00:04:31]IT'S SPOOKY TIME UP IN HERE.

[00:04:35]Name of this game is guy in the red helmet with the five.

[00:04:40]Name of this game is Arcadia Cafe.

[00:04:47]I like a good cafe. Don't you like a good cafe? When you walk into like a old school cafe, it's got like this tablecloth on it. like the kind of like plastic tablecloth, plaid tablecloth.

[00:04:59]Best Cafe has those games where the where the where where the where the uh where the TE's from golf are sitting in thing. You jump the TE's on the golf. I don't know what that game's called.

[00:05:12]But uh I think y'all know what I'm talking about though. You go in there say yes. Can I get a catfish plate, ma'am? Well, sure thing, hun. What else can I get you? Can I get a order of fries with that with some Louisiana hot sauce on my fish? You sure can, honey.

[00:05:29]Yo. Yo, Mace with the five. W Min with the five. Thank you, Menace.

[00:05:35]W Menace.

[00:05:38]Uh, okay. What else am I doing here?

[00:05:41]Okay.

[00:05:43]Right. Pre-fire the sensitivity. Just Just try it.

[00:05:48]All right. Let's see what we got.

[00:05:54]So, so a e a e a e e a e a e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e o e a o e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e o o a e a e.

[00:06:13]She said we going to drink some coffee before we go. Miss Lucy Goosey with the five and save with the five. Thank you.

[00:06:21]Pre-fired that sensitivity. Perfect. Not going to lie.

[00:06:25]We going to drink some coffee. What show we watching? What is it?

[00:06:31]Fatal Battle.

[00:06:34]All right, cool.

[00:06:39]What's this? My journal. Oh, we going to snoop through the journal.

[00:06:44]>> There's so many new words in this modeling text.

[00:07:06]Can y'all read that?

[00:07:18]Let's go. Let's go get our coffee real quick.

[00:07:22]>> Amod with the five.

[00:07:26]Okay. House looks kind of back roomy.

[00:07:31]It looks a little back roomy.

[00:07:34]Turn the voice off there. There wasn't no option to, was there? No.

[00:07:41]What was that?

[00:07:45]All right. What's this? Okay, we got a little closet action going. We getting changed.

[00:07:53]>> Need to drink some coffee. Otherwise, I'll pass out before I even go to work.

[00:07:57]>> Is there screen tear?

[00:08:00]Oh, there is some screen tear on this one.

[00:08:04]There is. I will admit. We got to go. We got to go VSYNC here. We got to Perfect.

[00:08:19]All right, let me let me get this coffee before I get late for work. Where my kitchen at?

[00:08:24]That's the bathroom. THAT'S A BIG OLD BATHROOM. OH, NEVER MIND. I thought it was way bigger than I thought for a second, but All right. Can I close that back? All right, cool. All right, this got to be the kitchen right here. Got to be. Yo, this is cozy.

[00:08:44]I like this, bro. I like the back room's aesthetic.

[00:08:50]>> All right, we got some coffee. Hold on. Put that back. Coffee cup.

[00:08:58]>> Someday the day will come when all the dishes are washed. Today is not the day.

[00:09:02]I feel you on that.

[00:09:06]>> Okay. Yeah. I'm looking for a coffee cup.

[00:09:10]I have no food in the fridge and nothing will change.

[00:09:16]>> Cold beer. There's always plenty of that. After work, I'll leave you, Mr. Beer. Okay, Alina.

[00:09:20]>> Yo, Alina, where's the uh where's your coffee cup at? Cuz I couldn't grab this right here.

[00:09:27]Uh oh, here it is.

[00:09:32]>> Scoop some coffee in it with the bowl of water.

[00:09:35]>> There we go.

[00:09:39]Got some. GOT SOME BOWLING WATER.

[00:09:42]YEAH.

[00:09:45]>> There we go. Boom. Oh, now put that. You don't want to get no thirdderee burns.

[00:09:49]Put that on on all the way. Drink that.

[00:09:56]>> You drink that without even touching the cup. What are you a vacuum cleaner?

[00:10:03]What is that? A remote?

[00:10:05]Cafe Arcadia? Is that where we work at?

[00:10:08]Because that's the name of the game.

[00:10:11]All right, let's go to work.

[00:10:19]All right, close that bag. Close that.

[00:10:22]Close it.

[00:10:25]There we go.

[00:10:29]All right, chat. We going to work. We good, though. We got some coffee in us.

[00:10:37]Dang. What floor we live on? OH MY GOODNESS. I need a elevator.

[00:10:52]life.

[00:11:09]Yeah.

[00:11:14]All right. Oh, hey, Granny. How you do?

[00:11:22]What a LITTLE WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

[00:11:28]>> NO, I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID.

[00:11:34]>> What is this goober doing? Who is that?

[00:11:47]>> Look at these idiots.

[00:11:50]Dad, I want to go home. I'm cold.

[00:11:55]>> BRO, YOU OUT HERE DRINKING BEER WITH YOUR KID AT THE PARK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? HUH?

[00:12:22]MAN.

[00:12:26]All right, bro.

[00:12:29]Dude sitting there drinking BEER AT THE park with a kid.

[00:12:37]Where do I work at? Who is this goober over here?

[00:12:43]>> On alone? Sure, but the ride is mine.

[00:12:45]She's a sweet ride.

[00:12:47]>> Yeah, that's a cool car.

[00:12:55]All right.

[00:12:57]Interesting. Uh interesting neighborhood we live in, Chad.

[00:13:01]>> The later I get home, the less I have to hear that.

[00:13:06]>> All right. Maybe I'll work this way.

[00:13:15]Maybe this is the way to work.

[00:13:21]Yo, look at the scenic view, man.

[00:13:30]>> Look at the scenic view.

[00:13:37]Yo, that is a steep hill, by the way.

[00:13:40]WHAT A BEAS. OH, WE'LL SEE IN COURT.

[00:14:12]Tyler one. No, it's a little too tall to be Tyler one and not as swole.

[00:14:20]>> Needs to be a little shorter and more swole.

[00:14:32]Let's just go to work, man.

[00:14:36]>> Where do I go?

[00:15:04]Ma'am, is he bothering you?

[00:15:24]How far? That's where I work. Okay.

[00:15:29]TOWN KIND OF LIT THOUGH, NOT GOING TO LIE.

[00:15:46]NO, let me hit one, >> bro. Let me hit one, man.

[00:16:00]Doesn't a a eoo a eoo a where I work at?

[00:16:30]What's up, old man?

[00:16:32]>> We're not open yet. Why are you loitering?

[00:16:36]>> Good evening to you, too. I'm Alina. I'm Hale Lima.

[00:16:39]>> We spoke on the phone yesterday.

[00:16:42]>> All right. You're the girl Ludia sent to me.

[00:16:45]>> Anyway, down to business. Grab the star from the back and put on the shelves.

[00:16:47]Beer goes in the fridge. Okay. Come to me when you're done. Okay.

[00:16:52]Why is every Why does all the dialogue go by so quick?

[00:17:00]Yo, this place kind of a vibe now.

[00:17:07]This don't look like much of an arcade cafe. Arcadia. There's like nothing here. Is this a a money uh uh what's that word where it's not a real place?

[00:17:22]Laundering.

[00:17:25]Did I just get myself into something I ain't supposed to?

[00:17:29]All right, let's just restock everything.

[00:17:39]Sir, where do I put these? There's like no shelf space. Oh, there it is.

[00:18:10]Maybe I can work here.

[00:18:18]He said beer goes in the fridge.

[00:18:23]Look at me, man. Already employee of the month.

[00:18:31]All right, boss. I'm done.

[00:18:34]Not bad. All that's left is to turn on the sign. Okay, there's a switch in the back. Once it's on, get ready to welcome guest. Okay, I can do that.

[00:18:42]>> What if I have questions for you?

[00:18:46]>> Look, what questions? Customer comes in, asks for stuff, give it to them. money in the in the Okay.

[00:18:51]>> What if something happens?

[00:18:56]>> Unless it's the cops and the firemen. Do not bother me.

[00:18:59]>> Okay.

[00:18:59]>> Yes, sir. Kind of rude, but it's all right.

[00:19:04]>> Kind of a rude boss, but it's okay.

[00:19:07]>> He said there's a sign. There's a switch in the back.

[00:19:13]>> He just sits in his office all night.

[00:19:20]I mean, I get it. I'll probably do that, too.

[00:19:25]Oh, there's the switch.

[00:19:32]Customer service mode activated.

[00:19:42]It's this goober.

[00:19:48]Fetch me a beer. YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH. BE LIKE, DON'T YOU SAY FETCH ME A BEER?

[00:20:01]Fetch me a beer. WHO YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO?

[00:20:09]WHAT? You going to SIT DOWN HERE AND DRINK IT TOO? You going to stand in front of the table cuz store owner too lazy, too cheap to get some chairs.

[00:20:16]That's my money.

[00:20:20]What's up, man?

[00:20:23]Well, a new girl fix me up with a beer and snacks. Okay.

[00:20:30]Beer.

[00:20:35]Snacks. Have a good one.

[00:20:51]Wait a minute.

[00:20:53]Cigarettes for me, please. Thank you for being SO NICE. I SAW YOU IN THIS PICTURE. ARE YOU LIKE THE NUMBER ONE CUSTOMER OR SOMETHING? I got you.

[00:21:04]Here you go.

[00:21:09]How do you know me?

[00:21:11]>> Oh, I saw you. I saw you on the news.

[00:21:14]Such a pity. Wait, what? What happened to me on the news?

[00:21:18]Wait, what? What happened to me?

[00:21:28]What is Hey, how you doing?

[00:21:32]Snacks. Make it quick. I've got a bus to catch. I'M SO SICK OF Y'ALL THINKING Y'ALL COULD JUST COMMAND ME AROUND HOWEVER y'all want to.

[00:21:41]Beer and snacks. Make it quick. Chop chop. Yeah. All right.

[00:21:46]Goober.

[00:21:48]Beer.

[00:21:52]LONG NECK.

[00:21:55]COLD BEER. NEVER BROKE MY HEART. Like a DIAMOND RING. AND FOOTBALL TEAMS HAVE TORN IT BOY APART.

[00:22:06]LIKE A NEON DREAM, IT JUST DAWN on me.

[00:22:10]THE BARS IN THIS GUITAR.

[00:22:14]LONG NECK ICE COLD BEER NEVER BROKE my >> two beers in a pizza. Where I'mma get a pizza from pizza? We don't sell no pizza.

[00:22:32]Pizza.

[00:22:34]Was I Chad? Was I misinformed? There ain't no pizza here.

[00:22:51]There you go. LET ME GO CHECK THE BACK real quick.

[00:23:10]I know this is not how we serve the How do I turn it on? That is disgusting.

[00:23:25]Is it done?

[00:23:31]7 seconds.

[00:23:37]This dude is the slimiest business owner ever. This dude orders a frozen pizza, cuts it piece by piece, and we sell it slice BY SLICE. BRO, THIS IS A RED BARON HERE.

[00:23:52]Piping hot fresh pizza. just just killed the pizza out back and brought it in and cooked it. There you go.

[00:24:02]What else did he say?

[00:24:05]>> Two beers. Okay. Hey, you need to watch your mouth talking to me, bro.

[00:24:10]Where did they dig you up? They're not going to be ever They're not ever going to dig you up, which you cuz they never going to find you your body. You talk me crazy like that and I lost your mind.

[00:24:19]Where' they dig you up?

[00:24:25]Why is everybody so rude? This job sucks.

[00:24:30]Hello.

[00:24:32]>> Snacks. Two packs. Bro, is there not like a hello? Hi. The only customer that's been good so far was her.

[00:24:42]Snack.

[00:24:45]Snack. Thank you.

[00:24:57]Look at this goober.

[00:25:01]>> Hello. A pack of Christmas, please. See, the one guy I make fun of was the most polite so far. I am such a loser. I got you, sir.

[00:25:10]There you are.

[00:25:12]>> Thanks. Glad to see some new faces in Arcadia. It's I have >> can't say I feel the same. Have a good evening.

[00:25:24]>> All right, big dog. You've been loitering. You need to get up out of here. Like the boss can't even put no chairs in here.

[00:25:33]>> Howdy, partner.

[00:25:34]>> You have a mis call.

[00:25:36]>> Nobody called me.

[00:25:59]Cafe, how can I help you?

[00:26:05]>> Hello. Do you hear me? He sounds like the cleanup guy from That's Not My Neighbor.

[00:26:11]Well, that was a funny prank. Tehe, good one.

[00:26:20]>> You didn't even order anything, you goober.

[00:26:33]>> You're about to get trespassed from here. You done lost your mind. Where' my radio go? Turn that back on.

[00:26:53]Well, this good we're back.

[00:26:58]>> Yeah.

[00:26:59]>> Fetch me a beer. I'm about to fetch YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH RIGHT ACROSS YOUR FOREHEAD. YOU TALKING ABOUT FETCH? I Fetch me a beer.

[00:27:33]Get a little scooper.

[00:27:54]Boss, there's a >> THERE'S A GUY HERE WHISTLING.

[00:28:01]WOW.

[00:28:22]WOW.

[00:28:35]DOG.

[00:28:37]WHY AM I EVEN THIS PLACE IS A DUMP.

[00:29:03]BRO, SHUT UP.

[00:29:07]Get out of here.

[00:29:17]There's a secret CD by the drink machine.

[00:29:37]Okay, cool. Can I switch those?

[00:30:19]some cigarettes. All right.

[00:30:33]Shift's over. Here's your money. You earned it.

[00:30:35]>> Clean up the trash, turn off the sign, and head home. I'll see you tomorrow.

[00:30:38]Same time.

[00:30:39]>> Thanks. One question. Is it always this full of weirdos?

[00:30:45]>> Listen, honey. My cafe's been open for 10 years. It's a respectable establishment. Don't talk nonsense.

[00:30:55]>> I was just asking a question, dog.

[00:30:59]The place is undoubtedly, unbiasedly full of weirdos.

[00:31:08]Don't talk nonsense. All your customers are weirdos besides uh her and the one other guy.

[00:31:17]You know what I mean?

[00:31:20]Why is there tables but no chairs? I no idea. I can already tell this boss does not want to spend money on anything.

[00:31:31]These goobers literally come in here, get a beer and some food, and just like stand here and just Like, bro, just go home at that point.

[00:32:16]And this thing dranking beer.

[00:32:19]SO, I PICKED UP A beer can and GET TO FEELING LIKE SUPERMAN.

[00:32:29]All right. Going home.

[00:32:34]Going on home.

[00:32:39]Are they all weird here yet?

[00:32:42]Oh, I wasn't aware it was going to be uh I wasn't aware it was going to be abominably creepy on the way home.

[00:32:52]I I should have known, chat, I perhaps I should have known.

[00:32:58]No flashlight.

[00:33:01]>> This place gives me the creeps. I need to get home.

[00:33:07]Or in other words, Y'all about to pass out.

[00:33:38]>> MA'AM. MA'AM.

[00:33:42]Why are you bunkering all alone at night?

[00:33:45]>> I just finished my shift at the cafe. Do you remember me?

[00:33:50]>> To remember, one must forget. To forget, one must know.

[00:33:55]>> That was very powerful what you just said.

[00:34:00]>> You have a good night.

[00:34:10]I hear something.

[00:34:19]Which way was home?

[00:34:40]Bro, that was the whistling guy, chat. That was literally the whistling guy from the store. What on this planet Earth was that?

[00:35:09]Yo, Chad, we need to invest in a bicycle or something.

[00:35:16]Call the bicycle delivery service.

[00:35:20]Bicycle.

[00:35:22]Is there somebody standing up here? Who is that?

[00:35:29]Who was that?

[00:35:33]Yo, chat, not only do I not want to work at this job no more, I don't even want to live in this town no more. Okay.

[00:35:51]Like, is this the trick we got to Who's this?

[00:36:05]It's the dude with the CD virus eye collectible.

[00:36:18]I'm out of here.

[00:36:25]So, I think if you stay in the dark too long, she literally dies and you kind of got to like recharge at the street lamps is pretty much what I'm what I'm getting here.

[00:36:35]It did not feel like this far of a walk when we first left.

[00:36:45]>> Go.

[00:36:49]We made it home. Over 64.

[00:36:55]>> SOMEBODY'S BEHIND ME.

[00:37:18]My eye itching.

[00:37:26]All right, we're uh we're back home, chat. Do not worry no more.

[00:37:35]It is so unbelievably dark.

[00:37:39]Just get home. Just get home.

[00:37:51]Chat, we made it back home.

[00:37:55]>> All the lights are still on.

[00:37:58]>> What a total circus. But hey, still better than where I used to work.

[00:38:02]>> I'll drop the cash to the money pig and grab a beer immediately. Get home drinking.

[00:38:09]>> Okay. All right. Where's the money pig?

[00:38:16]Money pig Chad. Where we keep our money pig at? I thought people call it a piggy bank, not a money pig.

[00:38:32]In our bedroom.

[00:38:34]Which one is our bedroom? Can't open that door. I can't open no door.

[00:38:45]Radio. No, I can't catch a vibe. I just got off work.

[00:38:52]>> All Hale Lima got in a fridge is beer.

[00:38:58]>> Ready to put the cash in the jar. I can finally rest.

[00:39:02]>> I'm Hale Lima.

[00:39:07]WHERE THE WHERE THE JAR AT?

[00:39:17]HALE LIMA, where is the money jar?

[00:39:34]H Lima.

[00:39:44]Is it on my desk?

[00:39:48]So, this is what Hale Lima grew up and started doing, huh?

[00:39:55]She named her she she she changed her name from Hale Lima to Alina because nobody liked her >> because of the Are You Smart Than a fifth grader days?

[00:40:14]What are we watching?

[00:40:23]>> CD in the kitchen trash can. I bet >> time for work already. I thought I could catch a couple hours of sleep.

[00:40:34]>> You didn't go to sleep, H Lima.

[00:40:40]brew some coffee and splash some water on my face. Hima, you never went to bed.

[00:40:55]of all things.

[00:41:01]I could understand if it was a video game, but you stayed up reading.

[00:41:09]>> That is absolutely disgusting, by the way.

[00:41:16]>> All right, let's drink some coffee.

[00:41:18]Somebody said there was a CD in the in the I don't see it. All right, let's get some coffee going.

[00:41:30]There we go.

[00:41:34]Get some coffee going.

[00:41:37]WHAT'S GOING ON? EVERYBODY SAY COFFEE.

[00:41:39]KEEP IT GOING. HOW DO I PUT THIS in here?

[00:41:43]>> Oh, I I did a double shot.

[00:41:53]Tell you remember that chant people was doing.

[00:41:58]>> All right, work time.

[00:42:01]>> Now I'm ready to head to work. Hopefully we don't get stalked again.

[00:42:06]>> Yeah, she was probably reading a fanfiction. A what?

[00:42:14]The answer is no. By the way, sir, I already know you're going to ask me to help you move that. It's not going to happen.

[00:42:24]The answer is no.

[00:42:28]>> Okay, whatever. I hope you fall down them stairs and break your neck, >> idiot.

[00:42:34]I was going to be polite.

[00:42:40]WHY IS EVERYBODY IN THIS TOWN SO RUDE, MAN? FORGET THIS TOWN, MAN. I NEED TO MOVE OUT OF HERE. I'MMA MAKE IT OUT OF HERE one day.

[00:42:55]One day I'm going to make it out this town. I tell you, here's this old lady that called me a name yesterday.

[00:43:10]Granny, >> I hear what you're saying.

[00:43:35]Dad, can we please go home? I'm hungry.

[00:43:37]No, you can't go home, KID, CUZ YOUR DAD'S JUST DRANK IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AT the park with you out here.

[00:43:45]HE BROUGHT HIS BUDDY THIS TIME.

[00:43:53]Was this like this yesterday, chat? This wasn't like this yesterday.

[00:44:00]What is What is this?

[00:44:05]I guess they did some overnight construction work or something.

[00:44:12]BRO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NEW CAR, MAN?

[00:44:18]>> OH, MAN.

[00:44:23]GOLLY, THAT'S MESSED UP.

[00:44:28]MAN, they blew his car up. Golly, who did that, man? Have a good day.

[00:44:39]That's terrible.

[00:44:42]Bro ain't even done paying a note on that thing yet.

[00:44:49]Street performer.

[00:44:55]>> Oh, I thought this was somebody standing on a stage. It's a doctor in front of a body bag. Oh, the homeless guy with the phone died last night. It appears that happened right that must have happened right after I saw him.

[00:45:11]So, there was somebody out killing people last night as I was outside.

[00:45:21]Well, excuse me.

[00:45:27]THERE IS A DEAD MAN LAYING OVER HERE AND Y'ALL ARE OVER HERE LAUGHING, FLIRTING.

[00:45:41]What's good, Goober?

[00:45:45]How y'all fellas doing?

[00:45:51]Hey. HEY, YOU LUCKY, BUDDY. CUZ I I DON'T KNOW WHY. I'M JUST IN A BAD MOOD.

[00:45:55]I HAVE PUSHED THAT LADDER OVER.

[00:46:00]Bro would get hurt, too. That's a tall ladder. Bro would get hurt for real.

[00:46:05]Oh, you brought you a buddy out here with you today, huh?

[00:46:20]Chad, if if last shift was bad, you already know today's is going to be even worse.

[00:46:33]>> Still plenty of work left. No rush.

[00:46:34]Let's grab a beer and get back at it.

[00:46:38]>> What are y'all doing?

[00:46:59]All right.

[00:47:05]Look how many people are at the slots.

[00:47:10]Oh my goodness, bro.

[00:47:16]WHAT Y'ALL ARGUE ABOUT?

[00:47:20]All right, let's go to work.

[00:47:30]Why is it dark, boss?

[00:47:35]Oh, man. Oh, there you are.

[00:47:39]>> The blocks gone dark, so I managed to store a generator, fire it up, and hustle over here.

[00:47:44]>> Excuse me.

[00:47:48]You could have just said you ain't got to come to work today. The whole power went out and you're telling me I still got to work. You got a generator, dog.

[00:47:58]You could have just said, "Hey, we're we're closing tonight. See you tomorrow."

[00:48:16]Oh, darn. It doesn't work, boss.

[00:48:21]Darn, boss. It doesn't look like the generator works.

[00:48:27]Oh, shucks.

[00:48:45]HEY, THE MUSIC A VIBE UP IN HERE THOUGH.

[00:48:48]CHANGE CHANNEL.

[00:49:01]NO.

[00:49:13]>> Good job. Now put goods where it belongs. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:49:20]Yeah, we know you'll be in your office.

[00:49:22]We know.

[00:49:28]>> Only thing that gets me through my shift here is that music.

[00:49:46]YO, BOSS, WE AIN'T GOT NO BEER.

[00:50:02]>> We ain't got no be.

[00:50:05]>> Wait, what is that noise?

[00:50:09]What is he doing back here? Oh, that's the generator.

[00:50:16]That's the vibe right there.

[00:50:20]>> I can't do that right now. What do you mean?

[00:50:23]>> We don't have any beer to stock. OH, IT'S IN THE FRIDGE.

[00:50:38]WELL, let's open up.

[00:50:52]That That is a That is a vibe right there, man. Let me tell you, a vibe.

[00:50:58]>> It could be better, though.

[00:51:02]No.

[00:51:09]No.

[00:51:12]Yeah.

[00:51:15]Yes, ma'am.

[00:51:17]Beer and snacks. No, two beers today.

[00:51:19]Okay. Two beers and snack. All right.

[00:51:23]Two of them things, huh? All righty.

[00:51:28]And some snack action.

[00:51:32]There you go.

[00:51:35]Have a good one.

[00:51:41]Wait a minute. Ma'am, Ma'am, you're you're you're not drinking the beer correctly.

[00:51:57]Ma'am, you're holding it like a corambit knife. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU drink beer.

[00:52:03]Wait, do you intake the beer through your eyes?

[00:52:11]Okay. I don't know what's going on with this part of the song.

[00:52:16]>> A beer, snacks, and pizza. All right, I got you.

[00:52:20]A beer.

[00:52:23]May with the TNW. May, I'mma get your pizza. It's coming up fresh. We make them fresh in store here.

[00:52:31]Homemade dough and everything.

[00:52:43]Sounds like I'll let Kitty get in the booth.

[00:52:59]I don't like olives.

[00:53:03]There you are, partner. You have a GOOD NIGHT. DON'T YOU GO THERE MESS WITH HER NOW. ALL RIGHT.

[00:53:09]GOT MY EYE ON YOU, BUSTER.

[00:53:21]MERCY.

[00:53:37]made with the 10.

[00:53:39]BIG DOG, YOU IN THE WRONG BUSINESS. IF YOU'D BEEN PLAYING ON THE CELTICS, THEY MIGHT HAVE NOT GOT FIRST ROUNDED.

[00:53:45]GOLLY, you every bit of 7 FOOT2. LIKE, YOU ARE ACTUALLY LIKE 7 FOOT TALL. THIS AIN'T NO DUDE THAT'S LIKE 6'8, 6' 10. THIS DUDE'S LIKE LEGITIMATELY SEVEN FOOT TALL.

[00:53:59]Cheese with the 10.

[00:54:04]Golly.

[00:54:15]What am I tweaking? I'm not tweaking, right?

[00:54:23]I'm not tweaking.

[00:54:28]May with the five.

[00:54:45]>> Where's your third friend at?

[00:54:48]>> Four beers, Prisma cigarettes, and two snacks. Four beers. All right.

[00:54:57]Somebody said smoking stunted his growth fast. But the thing is he he went back down to regular height like before he even started smoking.

[00:55:09]Four beers, cigarettes, and what else?

[00:55:16]>> Cigarette. All right.

[00:55:21]You said two cigarettes or one snack. My Hold up.

[00:55:27]There y'all go. Thank you so much. Y'all ain't going to stick around. All right.

[00:55:39]I thought that dude DIDN'T HAVE NO WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE ON THE WALL OF FAME HERE.

[00:55:46]>> Pack of seeds and snacks.

[00:55:57]LOOK, CHAD, THIS DUDE'S ON THE WALL OF FAME. LOOK.

[00:56:02]>> All right, let's change up the vibe in here.

[00:56:05]THERE WE GO. WHAT' YOU SAY?

[00:56:11]>> What do you mean? I'm a goldfish.

[00:56:29]What just happened?

[00:56:34]>> WHAT IS HAPPENING? CUT THE MUSIC. CUT IT. CUT IT. CUT IT.

[00:56:44]Arcadia Cafe. Who was this?

[00:56:53]>> Good one, buddy.

[00:56:56]Why are you on the wall of fame? You out here messing around, man. You come in here every day, don't >> give me a beer and pizza now, dude. I swear I'm Hey, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE, BUDDY?

[00:57:41]PURPLE.

[00:58:01]Let me get the nastiest looking pizza in here.

[00:58:08]Yeah, that thing right there looks rancid.

[00:58:25]That one's just too loud. You know what I mean? Like, it's a vibe. That one's just too loud.

[00:58:34]There you go. Hope you choke and die.

[00:58:51]two packs. All right.

[00:58:56]L bully, you got me messed up. This dude comes in here talking bad to me.

[00:59:02]You have a good night, too.

[00:59:17]All right, listen closely. Three people, two packs of snacks, and three pizzas.

[00:59:33]RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN, BIG DOG. LORD, three beers, two snacks, and three pizzas. Two snacks, three beer. Bro, WE'RE WE'RE ABOUT OUT OF BEERS, BOSS.

[00:59:50]Three beers, three pizzas, huh? We ain't got enough inventory for all this.

[01:00:00]Chad, we ain't got the inventory, man.

[01:00:04]Pizza number one going in.

[01:00:15]Dude, these songs just ain't as much vibe as that one is.

[01:00:32]What was that?

[01:00:38]My best friend just called me a nerd for watching you. Will you tell him that he's the most pathetic human being that ever lived and that you even being his friend is more than he deserves?

[01:00:57]What am I hearing?

[01:00:59]BUDDY, YOU CAN'T WAIT A MINUTE.

[01:01:04]>> HELLO, Arcadia Cafe. Man, >> don't turn around.

[01:01:25]Good one, buddy.

[01:01:33]Good one, dude. DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK IN here again.

[01:01:43]I CAN HEAR YOU SITTING THERE EATING IT BEFORE YOU EVEN GET IT.

[01:01:50]GOLLY.

[01:01:56]>> OH, no way.

[01:02:00]>> Ch. I don't think we're surviving.

[01:02:11]>> Who was that?

[01:02:13]Who was that?

[01:02:15]Close that door now.

[01:02:27]Oh, this is one OF THE CUSTOMERS THAT WAS ACTUALLY POLITE YESTERDAY. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? Good to see you again, Back to Prisma. I sure can. See, only W customer besides him and that other lady. You have a great night. Are you all right?

[01:02:41]You look very exhausted.

[01:02:44]>> Uh, I'm good. It's been a tough shift.

[01:02:46]Nice to see you.

[01:02:51]>> Have a good night.

[01:02:53]All right, big dog. You've been in here for about three and a half hours. It's time to go.

[01:02:58]Where's that on the floor?

[01:03:12]Cigarettes and pizza. Is it Halloween?

[01:03:20]Is it Halloween?

[01:03:27]>> What?

[01:03:38]Chaz, it look like Halloween to y'all.

[01:03:54]>> What?

[01:04:10]GET OUT OF HERE.

[01:04:19]I hear somebody walk around in the back.

[01:04:21]I'm dead serious. I do. Wait a minute, old man. You should have been dead. You died last night. Wait a minute.

[01:04:38]Wait a minute, old man.

[01:04:41]>> What a day. Give me two beers and smoke.

[01:04:43]Sir, I >> need to toast my 10th escape from the hospital. Sir, YOU WERE IN A BODY BAG.

[01:04:58]Oh my goodness. We're down to one beer.

[01:05:03]Oh no, we're down to one beer.

[01:05:12]>> What a music.

[01:05:15]>> Shift's over. Here's your pay.

[01:05:17]>> Clean up the trash. Turn off the sign and head home. Okay, >> don't forget to shut down the generator.

[01:05:25]>> You don't do anything, do you? Like you actually don't do anything. Like literally nothing at all. Like nothing.

[01:05:34]Like absolutely nothing at all.

[01:05:39]Like do something.

[01:05:43]He pays you at least. Yeah. But like have a little bit of respect.

[01:05:51]Do I got to mop that spot up or no?

[01:05:53]Guess not.

[01:05:56]All right, let's turn the generator off and head home.

[01:06:04]We ain't making it home. GG, chat. We ain't making it home.

[01:06:20]Oh, it is so over.

[01:06:28]Take the last beer. I should have Who is that? Who is that?

[01:06:34]>> Want to see a what?

[01:06:37]A what?

[01:06:45]IT'S THE TALL MAN.

[01:07:02]I'm scared. What's going on? There's construction.

[01:07:08]THERE'S CONSTRUCTION, SO I CAN'T TAKE THE REGULAR.

[01:07:14]OH, this is the worst walk back home ever.

[01:07:19]Not again.

[01:07:20]No, no, no, no. Not again.

[01:07:55]Yo, what?

[01:07:59]I seen the CD though. Let me grab that.

[01:08:03]Hairy. What?

[01:08:12]E- Yeah, let me get out of here.

[01:09:21]You have to be kidding me.

[01:09:26]You have to be kidding me.

[01:09:39]You can't be serious right now.

[01:09:44]You cannot be serious.

[01:09:48]Oh my goodness. Somebody killed >> Oh, there's a hero.

[01:10:08]>> Thank you, sir.

[01:10:21]I can't sprint no more. Something bad about to happen.

[01:10:37]Hey, bro. Yo, chill out now. You walking alone.

[01:10:48]>> He didn't see that.

[01:10:51]>> Thanks. Feels like you're the only normal guy left.

[01:10:56]>> See you soon, Alina. Wait, what do you mean see you soon, H Lima? What do you mean see you soon? You ain't going to see me soon.

[01:11:08]I think he's a creep, too. You think?

[01:11:11]Maybe he knows the passcode. That Somebody's trying to put in the passcode.

[01:11:33]Somebody's trying to put in the passcode.

[01:11:36]What?

[01:11:39]Somebody put >> the cash in a piggy bank and go take a bath.

[01:11:54]>> Oh, this is not going to end well. Oh no.

[01:12:15]Do we have a people?

[01:12:26]>> He's after you. Who wrote this?

[01:12:37]Bro, what is going on?

[01:12:46]Bro, no. We got to take a bath, too.

[01:12:49]This is bad, bro.

[01:12:53]Pause the game. Oh, they got hit with ads.

[01:12:56]It is getting to a good spot. Should I wait on them?

[01:13:02]Who? I wonder who wrote the note.

[01:13:09]Chad, imagine a plot twist here.

[01:13:12]Chad, imagine a plot twist. The creepy guy is trying to warn me that the nice guy is trying to kill me.

[01:13:21]Plot twist of the century. Hear me out.

[01:13:25]The creepy guy is trying to warn us that the nice guy is trying to kill us.

[01:13:45]Ch. I WAIT ON HIM. IT'S A MINUTE and 30 seconds.

[01:13:52]It's getting to a good part.

[01:13:58]We can wait on them. CHAD, HAVE SOME COMPASSION.

[01:14:07]Have some compassion, chat.

[01:14:14]Look, it ain't nothing but a minute and 10 seconds left.

[01:14:21]And when they get back, we'll brag about how we waited on them.

[01:14:38]I'm holding a number one through five behind my back. Guess which one it is.

[01:14:42]Got to be three.

[01:14:45]Got to be three.

[01:14:48]If somebody ever asks you, I'm holding a number between one and five behind my back. The best answer is three.

[01:14:59]It was three. Hey, I told you they're back in 10 seconds.

[01:15:14]They're back in eight seconds now. Everybody tell them.

[01:15:22]Everybody tell them that I was Okay, y'all are back. You're welcome. I literally paused the game and waited on y'all. You're welcome. And in case you missed it when you got hit with an ad, somebody knocked on our door and slid this note under the door and it says he's after you. So, we're theorizing maybe the creepy guy is somehow trying to warn us the nice guy, but maybe we're reaching there. Save the seals with the tin.

[01:15:49]All right, bath time.

[01:15:52]Oh, wait. I can't take a bath.

[01:15:55]I thought that was what we were doing.

[01:16:04]The wine is dead.

[01:16:11]Okay. So, now we can take a bath. All right.

[01:16:19]>> Is this door going to lock on it, too?

[01:16:21]You need to double lock that thing, buddy.

[01:16:35]Use cheeky.com. Get you some of Queso's Coca.

[01:16:52]What?

[01:17:27]WE WERE RIGHT THOUGH, CHAT. WE WERE RIGHT, BRO.

[01:17:37]IT WAS THE NICE GUY.

[01:17:49]HEY, say it with me.

[01:17:56]Say it with me.

[01:17:59]Gave it a year.

[01:18:02]That was a good one. That actually was good. No joke. I mess with that.

[01:18:09]I enjoyed that that horror.