Scorpion Hunting (Part 1)

Added: 2026-05-31

[00:00:01]Be on our way. We going to What are we going to again? Huh? That was nasty, bro. Bro. Got stuff in my throat. That blue color working.

[00:00:11]Who's honking at me?

[00:00:14]Too hard for the break.

[00:00:23]How I golden goose shoes have it like like a warm >> why you like dirty shoes. Like Golden Goose is not it, bro. Mhm. That's like picking up a piece of dirt, rubbing it on your on your shirt and be like, "Yeah, this tough. It adds value." That's cool.

[00:00:36]>> No, it's not cool. You're going to pick up a piece of dirt and rub it on your stuff for sure. No.

[00:00:41]Should I get a pair of stretch shoes?

[00:00:44]Yo, Smashburger.

[00:00:46]>> Damn.

[00:00:48]Little waterfall action.

[00:00:49]Woo.

[00:00:50]Bro, where's the misters at? The what?

[00:00:53]Misters. Oh, bird poop. Misters, like there's misters.

[00:00:57]Damn, it's hot. I don't know. I've never been here. Act like I lived here. Laugh yourself to death.

[00:01:03]Brother one, good one, dude. Come here.

[00:01:04]Come here.

[00:01:05]Yeah, we're running you guys. We're running.

[00:01:08]That saw a whole bunch of people here last night. Damn, what did you see here last night?

[00:01:14]Bunch of people. You saw what?

[00:01:20]Twin Peaks, Chad. Twin Peaks. We got to go to Twin Peaks.

[00:01:24]How about triplet peaks?

[00:01:27]That was not funny. Bro, wait. Whoa.

[00:01:29]Whoa. You see the yellow fire hydrant?

[00:01:31]>> why is it shaped like that? Yeah, it's like a cone. Thing is shaped like a damn 7-day spa. Though, you would just We'd be out for a week though. You have work.

[00:01:41]There's another one. Another what?

[00:01:43]>> A yellow fire hydrant. Yo, that's kind of trippy. What?

[00:01:47]Oh, what the heck? Isn't that trippy?

[00:01:50]That's a long, bro. That's a long hallway.

[00:01:52]That's hallway?

[00:01:55]Yeah. Ain't no hallway. What do you call that? It's an alley, bro. No, an alley is something you can drive down.

[00:02:01]What are you setting the camera down for?

[00:02:02]>> I got to tie my shoe.

[00:02:04]It's like I'm filming a music video.

[00:02:06]>> [clears throat] >> Hey, yo. I just be trying to get it out of that a that a bit it. Bit it. Trying to get it when hit it and then and then and then.

[00:02:13]You're not even tying your shoe. You're just tucking the laces. Okay, if we flew to work, do you know how quick that be?

[00:02:17]It'd be like a 1-minute flight.

[00:02:20]And we'd be there instantly.

[00:02:22]Danny, you're balding.

[00:02:26]My actually >> Yeah.

[00:02:28]Stop, bro. You playing king. You you funny.

[00:02:31]They have Pandora here? Isn't that like a music app?

[00:02:36]Again?

[00:02:37]>> to get you going in a Barnes & Noble.

[00:02:38]No. Yeah. I'm not going in there.

[00:02:40]>> You're going in the Barnes & Noble. No.

[00:02:43]You're going in.

[00:02:43]>> [snorts] >> Why?

[00:02:45]>> your shoes, bro. Why would I want to go in there? Why not?

[00:02:49]Barnes & Noble Barnes & Noble is heat.

[00:02:51]No. I'm actually so scared. These people were talking to me last night about scorpions, bro. I never knew that they crawl up on everything, bro. Yeah.

[00:02:59]>> And they come out at night? Yeah, they do. And you can find them with a blue light? We're going to have to get a blue light for our apartment.

[00:03:04]>> And you don't need a damn blue light for our apartment.

[00:03:07]Are we crazy? Yes, we do, bro. What kills them then? Oh, there's a self-driving car. Where? It's a Waymo.

[00:03:13]That's not what that is.

[00:03:14]That's a Waymo.

[00:03:15]>> No, it's not. Look, there's no one in there.

[00:03:17]No one in What the freak? Red Robin. That's kind of vintage Red Robin.

[00:03:23]It's what?

[00:03:24]It's baking out here, bro. It's baking.

[00:03:27]Baking's a food, brother. No, it's baking. I'm baking. What are you baking?

[00:03:31]Cookies? No, I'm hot.

[00:03:34]That's another counter.

[00:03:36]Bro.

[00:03:38]Did you take your Poseidon pills this morning?

[00:03:40]>> The what? Poseidon pills.

[00:03:41]>> What's that? Poseidon pills.

[00:03:43]>> you would know what that is, whatever it is. Woo! Woo!

[00:03:47]Cha! Yo, [ __ ] you.

[00:03:50]No alcohol beyond this point.

[00:03:56]Oh, there's a Chipotle right there.

[00:03:58]>> Where? What? Should we go?

[00:04:00]Why?

[00:04:01]I bet you you want to go.

[00:04:03]Kind of.

[00:04:09]Toasty.

[00:04:10]Aw, you didn't say hot this time.

[00:04:14]YOU SAID IT.

[00:04:16]WHAT'S our zip code?

[00:04:25]>> [laughter] >> Chad, I just broke it.

[00:04:34]What are you doing?

[00:04:38]>> [snorts] >> WOW.

[00:04:50]WE SERIOUS?

[00:04:56]WHAT THE BRICK?

[00:05:00]WHAT? I DIDN'T DO THAT.

[00:05:02]He did.

[00:05:04]Who's he? Huh? Who's he?

[00:05:06]>> He did it. Who's he? He did.

[00:05:09]Not me. He.

[00:05:11]All right. WHY IS IT STILL You suck at washing plates.

[00:05:18]Cuz there's no way >> All right, all right. You're an idiot.

[00:05:21]>> You still haven't washed your pan. I said I was going to.

[00:05:24]I said as I was walking out, I said I still got to wash the pan yet. You said, "Oh, well I have a good idea." Guys, we're going scorpion hunting. The blue collar, we got the blue collar jeans on, we got the blue collar boots, steel toed.

[00:05:38]What? Wait, so are they like a bumblebee? Like if they sting you once do they die? Sting you?

[00:05:44]They don't I'm staying by black light girl. You think going to see some? I just I think I'll poop my pants.

[00:05:52]There's I saw yellow. I'm staying away from the wall. I'm staying away from the wall, the bush, the everything, bro. Cuz you want to know what scared me even more? You guys scared THE EVER LOVING GUYS!

[00:06:05]WHAT?

[00:06:07]I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT THING.

[00:06:08]You touch it.

[00:06:10]How fast are they? Do they jump and or fly or something?

[00:06:14]They're not poisonous?

[00:06:17]Bro.

[00:06:18]You sure they're not poisonous? They don't bite?

[00:06:23]>> [laughter] >> What would you do if I put it on you?

[00:06:25]No, no, no, no, NO, NO. THAT?

[00:06:27]OH, THAT THING'S FAST.

[00:06:29]You look like Dash.

[00:06:32]Hold up. Put a Get your flashlight on, ma'am. Ready? Look at this. He looks like Dash from Dash from Incredibles. Dude, chill out. Give me that. Find some damn scorpions. Why you looking up in the tree?

[00:06:45]So what happens if one just falls on us?

[00:06:48]What? She's the pro scor- She's a pro scorpion hunter. She's master of geodr- Oh, you know where else I'm going to go, guys? By the dumpster. You want to know the worst part about this whole thing?

[00:06:58]Oh, don't you What? Those are Look AT THAT ROACH.

[00:07:05]DAMN! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ROACH?

[00:07:07]Look at that thing. Guys, zoom in on that roach. YEAH, ROACH.

[00:07:15]NO.

[00:07:16]WELL, THIS IS THE DUMPSTER.

[00:07:18]>> What does that mean?

[00:07:18]>> They like garbage.

[00:07:20]>> going to be everywhere. All right.

[00:07:22]Onward. So why is the sensor not opening it? You have to be a car? Oh my gosh.

[00:07:28]Are we not scared right now? So you don't think there's it's going to be a bark scorpion? No. But so you dead ass don't think that it's going to be a bark scorpion, the most poisonous in venomous animal in the United States?

[00:07:39]I I think that we're going to find that kind of scorpion over here. I'm not going to lie. I am so scared if we actually find one. Why?

[00:07:47]Be I have the stuff to kill them.

[00:07:50]If we get it in time. How fast are they?

[00:07:52]Do not pick it up.

[00:07:53]>> That's exactly why it would be me to do it.

[00:07:56]>> [sighs] >> Are you MIKED UP?

[00:07:59]EXACTLY. [laughter] COME ON, LANDON.

[00:08:03]IT STOPPED. GUYS, you see that? You identify as car.

[00:08:07]>> Hey, yeah, you guys see that? That thing just stopped for Braxton.

[00:08:10]He identifies as car. Once upon a time, there was a guy named Braxton and they were going scorpion hunting and he ended up pooping his pants, had to change his underwear because they found [laughter] one. Did you bring a change of underwear?

[00:08:22]Yeah, I plenty. We're good. We'll be good.

[00:08:24]I might have to. I even have diapers just in case though. What? What the hell are you even talking about? Cuz this stuff, I don't know, like What's it called, sting yourself repellent?

[00:08:32]>> It's called scorpion killer.

[00:08:35]Scorpions sting themselves. That might be the dumbest thing I think I've ever heard.

[00:08:38]>> No, I'm not calling you dumb. I'm just saying that the scorpion >> no, I'm not saying yeah.

[00:08:43]Like that is stupid. That's like you going and spraying stuff on a mouse and it tells the mouse to chew its leg off.

[00:08:48]Like what? If I sprayed you with something and you just said and I just started stabbing myself. Like what? How are you not scared to do this with any of your stuff? Yeah, but mhm.

[00:08:58]>> [laughter] >> We're on National Geographic today with Bam, what's your name again? I'm sorry I said it.

[00:09:03]>> me. Here. What does this mean to you?

[00:09:05]What does Bieber mean? No Bieber. No be bed.

[00:09:08]What?

[00:09:10]What did you just say? It's in Spanish, buddy. What does THAT MEAN?

[00:09:16]>> I'M NOT used to there being Spanish on every other every single side.

[00:09:21]>> Oh, hello, Mexico's right there.

[00:09:23]Okay, we're still in the United States.

[00:09:25]It's another lizard. Rest in peace, little guy. How How do you know it's a corpse?

[00:09:31]Yeah, he's dead.

[00:09:33]Like you don't have a fishing license, don't do it. Like you'll get you can get like a fine spray. Did you Did you find one?

[00:09:39]Look at them. Two of them right there.

[00:09:41]What? Let's go! I KNEW IT. BRO! LOOK AT THOSE THINGS.

[00:09:47]>> BRO! I NEED A PURPLE LIGHT. Right now.

[00:09:49]Up in the tree, too. Up in the tree, tree, tree. There's none There's none in the tree.

[00:09:53]They're on the ground.

[00:09:54]>> It doesn't matter. It could still fall on my head.

[00:09:56]They're right there. OH MY GOD! OH, THERE'S a tree too close.

[00:10:01]Big ass scorpion. They're little compared to what we normally see. What?

[00:10:06]That's what they look like? No. No. I'm like itching myself making sure they're not on me right now, bro. See this?

[00:10:12]Let's see.

[00:10:13]Sting. Sting. Sting yourself. So, are those ones bark scorpions? Yes. Yes, they are! OH, HELL NO! BARK SCORPIONS, that's the most poisonous in all of America. Watch out.

[00:10:25]So, they're going to crawl up there now?

[00:10:27]They're not dead? They did not sting themselves?

[00:10:30]>> No, they're not They They came up into the seat into those bench. What? The most protected one is the most scared.

[00:10:37]Head to toe covered.

[00:10:39]Okay. Okay, we're just going to give an outro right now just in case we don't get any more content.

[00:10:43]We just went scorpion hunting. We found some scorpions. We sprayed some stuff on them. THEY STUNG THEMSELVES.

[00:10:47]>> ONE.

[00:10:47]>> [screaming] >> LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE. BRO!

[00:10:53]>> [laughter] >> I'LL SEE Y'ALL ON THE NEXT ONE.